"I do my best to get out as much as possible. However, no matter what, there's always going to be a little bit left in the bottle." So, he speaks from experience.
Just so everyone understands why he knows this: His wife came home early from a trip and asked "why do you have a case of anal lube?" He said "I use it to get Lidocaine" she said "prove it" he said "ok, but it's going to be a pain in the ass"
Part 2: Wife observes him extract all the Lidocaine and realizes her husband doesn’t waste his time with Passion 5% anal lube he custom makes his own, Piston 95% Lidocaine, anal lube.
This was actually one of the first videos I saw of Nile in high school like 6 years ago As a teen, I laughed and giggled a bit at the... _experiment_ Now as a mature young adult... *I was practically dying on the floor every 10 seconds of this video.*
I love how he nonchalantly says “Maximum strength anal lube” in the beginning of his procedure. Not just that, but how he delivers it with the brand name, you’d almost think he arranged an unorthodox sponsorship for his channel.
Bob Birdsong it’s brand new never been used he makes sure to point out. Letting everyone know he isn’t a consumer advocate for the product; maximum strength anal lube by passion. But does he feel weird clicking the buy it now option?
@PronunciationPam-ho3bu even if he had a girlfriend at the time. He's just cute being so prude and inexperienced. Personally i use coconut oil because i keep running into people with allergies to various ingredients.
Amazon reviews “We bought this for extraction of the lidocaine to see if the product specs were correct. They were and there seems to be a bit more lidocaine than advertised. Well worth buying”. WHO ELSE WOULDVE WROTE THIS REVIEW
Cashier: *smirks "have a nice evening sir" Nile: I'm doing an experiment actually Cashier: well you are that age to experiment Nile: You know what, nevermind. Thanks
@@cat-le1hf This, they don't get paid enough to care. You can buy a eggplant, condoms and extra strength anal lube, and all they think about is how many seconds until the shift is over.
There is also the fact that he doesn't know how much lube did he use for an experiment despite it being written on the bottle - which means that the bottle was missing an arbitrary amount of lube. I wonder where did it go?
I like how he’s all professional chemist-y as if he knows _exactly_ what he’s doing, and then suddenly he says “I don’t actually know what this black clump here is” 😂
8,54 ml of lidocaine were present in the 244ml of lubricant. Dew to the dencity of 1,026 g/cm³ of lidocaine this equals to a total weight of 8,76204 grams. Which means you recovered around 74% of the possible amount
@Dustin Eward Everyone has a first time and first times are special, and sides with butt stuff you need the lube and to be careful about it, jamming stuff up there is the more advanced stuff.... But then again...he does seem kinda advanced to me.
“Brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube” ......and this is why you should only give as much information as necessary because now I’m doubting if it’s actually a “brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube”, Nile
Daily Allowance woah, calm down there, I didn’t even look at the comments. That was literally just the first thing though when I heard it, god forbid my comment be similar to others, Jesus Christ 😂
Even if he was gay, I wouldn't judge, but he's clearly a heterosexual man. And though I'm not very partial to the Hershey highway, I know some girls like that and that is O.K. ;)
@Roderick storey well, as someone who uses personal lubricant, and large dildos anally, I can see why a local anesthetic makes sense, because I've tried it with just hand Cream because it's all I had on hand, and lemme tell ya, it was a literal and figurative pain in the ass to shove it in all the way. I think the dildo I bought was a bit too thick to handle, and it stretched me bigger than I thought I could be stretched. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I had some lidocaine in the hand cream so it didn't feel like I was about to rip. >\\\\< hope that answers your question. It just makes insertion less painful for tender bumholes. As to why he used it as a source, I can only imagine it was the cheapest and most readily available means.
I also wonder what the hell made RUclips recommend this. I also just had to look based on the title. This is certainly knowledge I don't need and will never use.
I love how much effort you spend in emphasizing the NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE but then continue to mention, and sounding like through experience "No Matter what, there's always gonna be a little bit left in the bottle." - the unexperienced man \Love you dude! Go Canada!
@@aqua-bery cutting cocaine is adding other chemicals to it to decrease the amount of real cocaine and thus make it cheaper to make it's like selling potato chips. Why sell a bag for 1.99 and have 100 grams of potato chips when you can sell a bag for 1.99 and 50 grams of chips + cheap stuff (air)? The thing you're thinking of is cutting lines of it, like in the movies. In that regard I know fuckall, I have too much homework to be doing coke.
Yeah, good thing he always keeps eight bottles for his bottom. I hope he know just how much lidocaine is in every brand including size, consistency, etc.
@@theman3536 ok obviously you are to ok stupid and cant be bothered to read the comment I am replying to why dont you do that and if you still dont understand go fi d a busy intersection to play in because you're as stupid as he is
"Apparently I can't monetize this video because RUclips doesn't like the word *lidocaine*" Yeah totally why they won't monetize it, nothing else in the title causing the problem.
After watching Trash Taste podcast and knowing that he literally was saying something as video footage was going and has no idea how is any of it coherent, this is truly a video of all time
I don’t know why RUclips is recommending this five years late when I’ve been watching NileRed for quite a while but I feel the need to let people know this just as a PSA: DO NOT USE LUBE WITH LIDOCAINE. You need to know if there is pain because that means you’re potentially hurting yourself, and it should not hurt if done properly. People have gotten seriously injured by numbing themselves before the act because they couldn’t tell something was wrong! 😬 Just use normal lubricant made for the purpose that contains no numbing agents-your butt will thank you.
Thank you. Maybe im overlooking some specific situations, but the way i see it, if you need lidocain in order to have anal sex, dont have anal sex. The only reason you should let someone in your butt, is if you enjoy it. But if youre either hurting or too numb to feel it, that doesnt sound like youre enjoying it. If you want to enjoy it start small and take the time getting used to it. If your partner cant be patient enough to help you stretch and warm you up or even wait while you warm yourself up then THEY'RE the numb asshole.
Mine's probably just relieved to have a use for the truckload of anal lube that's double-parked at HQ... ...because they're sure not affording us that courtesy while we're bent over.
And I hope you can find an unopened, never used bottle of Maximum strength anal lube after the Apocalypse..just laying around..in the aftermath of the total breakdown of civilization. As soon as they got civilization functioning again.. As I am not sure that building an anal lube factory will be high on the priorities list of things to rebuild...or at least I hope not..as.itis the total moral decay of our current state of affairs that has led to having a " market" for such a factory.
I don't know why I was recommending this 6 years later but I'm happy to know you still used weird things to make new things even before you got super popular
Nile red: this will be all Store clerk: having fun later? *winks* Nile red: no it's for science Store clerk: right... One year later me: Omfg I didnt think in my life that I would get 4.1k likes thank you all so much
well, if you took lsd for some time, there would be trace amounts accumulated in your hair and nails. It can be detected by very expensive and precise tests like mass-spectrometry.
No idea how this showed up on my recommended, but here's some free advice: be cautious about using lube that has a numbing agent like lidocaine/benzocaine. Firstly, it's supposed to feel good, not numb; and secondly, pain is a message that something's wrong, and if something's wrong, you need to know! Have safe fun out there, folks.
Not my cup of tea but the point is spot-on: pain is an indication that something isn't right. Even in other areas of the body (like the dental area he mentioned), they don't numb it until they know what's wrong.
Not true. This would be a good video to archive for preppers. In fact, most of his videos are exactly what I would archive if I were a preppers. Anything can be made from anything, given sufficient mass or energy plus time. He's identifying and illustrating the processes that are practical with minimal equipment and precursors. Lidocaine is the topical used prior to a lumbar puncture, and would be a potentially valuable resource in a post apocalyptic world where meatball surgery is someone's only chance at survival, or self surgery is required. With sequentially deeper IM injections, a person might be able to numb area sufficiently to self suture a deep laceration that otherwise would result in death or maiming. It would also be a valuable trade good. Its closely related to procaine, so it might also be useful in making an ophthalmic solution. The stuff used if you've ever had a foreign object removed from your eyeball that was so bad assed that you were tempted to steal it on your way out of the ER.
My husband received this video years ago from a friend at balls o clock in the morning and it took a minute for all the stages of of grief to wash over him before he realized this was about the lidocaine.
That emphasis on "brand new, never before used" bottle of lubricant
Yeah what a prude
xD
Bc there are dirty minded people he has to exclaim it
@@therobot1080 ITS LITERALLY ANAL LUBRICANT WITH THE BRAND NAME PASSION! its so clear what its intended for its not dirty minded if its a dirty item
Because he prefers just spit.
(Gosh I'm sorry.. so gross)
"brand new, never been used bottle of lube"
I didnt suspect you before you said this but after...
"unfortunately i didn't weight the lube before i used it"
^ 9:12
You read my mind dude
"gooey"... "sticky"... "white precipitate".......... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me thinks thou dost protest too much
I like how much force was put into "brand new, *NEVER BEFORE USED* "
I’m dead
God I know right. Like he just put so much emphasis that it never touched anyone's anus. I snorted really hard at that
The only reason he made this video is to have a reason to possess anal lube.
I'VE *NEVER* DONE BUTT STUFF, MOM
Owo
"I do my best to get out as much as possible. However, no matter what, there's always going to be a little bit left in the bottle."
So, he speaks from experience.
LMAO these jokes are too funny, and I knew there would be such comments as soon as this video was mentioned in some podcast... 🤣🤣🤣
Anyways, the special names Liz / Liza cannot be in someone’s name / yt name, and must be edited out!
@@FrozenMermaid666liz
@@FrozenMermaid666why?
Why what?
The comments are exactly what I thought they would be.
I know right
NEVER USED
Yep
I love it
Same, good thing I found your comment
Just so everyone understands why he knows this: His wife came home early from a trip and asked "why do you have a case of anal lube?" He said "I use it to get Lidocaine" she said "prove it" he said "ok, but it's going to be a pain in the ass"
This literally needs to be at the top 🤣🤣🤣
Part 2: Wife observes him extract all the Lidocaine and realizes her husband doesn’t waste his time with Passion 5% anal lube he custom makes his own, Piston 95% Lidocaine, anal lube.
This comment is over 9000, thank you Qusin111
I love the comments.
Yours was epic.
Wow, you must have crappy relationships. If I got a case of this, my wife would get excited.. She wouldn't ask why.. what a dumb question.
NileRed, then: “Imagine spending $100+ on a video!”
NileRed, now: “Anyway I bought $1K of equipment for aerogel”
Amateur vs pro NileRed. No, not the category.
Also, he sadly got no revenue from this video, so no profit to even out the cost :(
@@soyboysupreme6190 how do u know he didn't get any profit for this video?
@@blasttrash It's in the description, youtube didn't let him monetize it
2k*
The humor in this video existing without being direct is golden. Thank you for this masterpiece, Nile.
He was serious and wasn't joking
Thats the best part in my opinion XD
"we then open up the brand new, never ever before used bottle of lube"
Where's the seal, Nigel?
how do u know they come with seals, Pastor?
@@phenomynon3969 *destruction 100*
@@phenomynon3969 to extract lidocaine obviously
@@Nadical obviously
Why couldn't you ballpark a theoretical yield based on the label, Nigel?
Next episode: Extracting black tar heroin from play-doh
From *what* ?
*dough but lmao
"play doe"
r/boneappletea
Its play doh not play dough
"We then open up the BRAND NEW NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE OF LUBE and pour it into a beaker."
Don't worry, bro. We won't judge.
Um, yeah. Yeah, we will.
@@burnerjack01 let the man enjoy his butt stuff in peace
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 LOL. It all works out in the end I guess.
I will... But only because anesthetic lube is for amateurs. Simple lube it's perfectly fine!
If the bottle was fresh why wouldn't he calculate the weight of the lube based on the NET Weight and the Weight of the bottle hehe
This was actually one of the first videos I saw of Nile in high school like 6 years ago
As a teen, I laughed and giggled a bit at the... _experiment_
Now as a mature young adult... *I was practically dying on the floor every 10 seconds of this video.*
It’s really *hard* not to
@@clotslurp the emphasis on the word "hard" 💀
@@yeetusfetusdeletus This video always seems to put me in a *tight* spot, it gets pretty *hard* to breathe when laughing.
@@ShiQingxuanSimp
Are ya’ll tryna kill me?
@@themasked_snake2477yesn’t
I love how he nonchalantly says “Maximum strength anal lube” in the beginning of his procedure. Not just that, but how he delivers it with the brand name, you’d almost think he arranged an unorthodox sponsorship for his channel.
real question is why is maximum strength doesn't that defeat the purpose
it's for tight anuses. anuses? ani?
@craig keahey True, lol
@@toquelau5715 anusi
Wouldn't surprise me if he had
Imagine the conversation with the cashier
"This isn't what it looks like, I'm just buying this for a chemistry experime-"
"Yea sure bro it's okay"
He probably ordered online to avoid that situation
Yeah for some spicy chemistry in bed, i know
Buying it for Biology exam.
who cares what the cashier think. If everyone used more maybe marriages would last longer and your wives wont be so miserable
@@Crazycro905 😐
“For this experiment, you’re gonna need M A X I M U M S T R E N G T H A N A L L U B E by passion”
i am dying omg 😂😂😂 this is exactly how he says it
Bob Birdsong I saw this right before he said what you quoted 😂
Bob Birdsong it’s brand new never been used he makes sure to point out. Letting everyone know he isn’t a consumer advocate for the product; maximum strength anal lube by passion. But does he feel weird clicking the buy it now option?
@@longback71and he can write it off as a business expense.
I couldn’t get past this line without cracking up
I like how expressly stated that bottle being "unused" was 😂
Yeah. His GF must feel really left out.
@AB-80X i think he was single at the time idk take it with like 18 decigrams of salt because a youtube comment said so
@PronunciationPam-ho3bu even if he had a girlfriend at the time. He's just cute being so prude and inexperienced. Personally i use coconut oil because i keep running into people with allergies to various ingredients.
@@cheeserdane coconut oil degrades condoms though. Unless one of those people that doesn't use condoms and likes playing Russian roulette.
Amazon reviews “We bought this for extraction of the lidocaine to see if the product specs were correct. They were and there seems to be a bit more lidocaine than advertised. Well worth buying”. WHO ELSE WOULDVE WROTE THIS REVIEW
is this a real review? i couldn’t find it but that’d be hilarious
nile would've wrote this review
I've done that before lmao
This is a legit review commented on an ebay listing by user ‘backyardscience2000’ hahahah
@@DigitalFl0w there is a channel by this name that could be the guy ruclips.net/channel/UCcdai9G_4qGeRxkQiEsXU8g
Cashier: *smirks "have a nice evening sir"
Nile: I'm doing an experiment actually
Cashier: well you are that age to experiment
Nile: You know what, nevermind. Thanks
I-
Probably ordered it online
@@user-tw1pm6nr5e Probably grabbed one of the extras from his nightstand
You know he ordered that online :D
@@cat-le1hf This, they don't get paid enough to care. You can buy a eggplant, condoms and extra strength anal lube, and all they think about is how many seconds until the shift is over.
1:32 *I just want to emphasize, NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE OF LUBE.*
So many likes but no comments.
@@marca6597 ikr
Just imagine the conversation at the sex shop
6:42 "...you'll notice this black clump that's floating around. I'm honestly not really sure what this is, but it's definitely not lidocaine..."
He only goes in dry
Probably the best product placement I’ve ever seen
Dentist: I’m filling in the lidocaine.
Nigel: No need to, I brought my own.
Does it get you high or what ?
Castor Troy no
@@RobertaNicholson1374 okay
Castor Troy it's a topical anesthetic. In high doses it will not get you high but can be fatal.
Dentist: "Thats just lube"
The pumping action on the lube bottle seemed fairly well practiced to me.
Lol
Are you speaking from experience, Mr. Howard?😄
@@IslandBoy-808 I think you're projecting (pun intended) !😄
@@mr.howard1 You're the one projecting since you brought it up. But keep deflecting.
@@IslandBoy-808 Yeah... but I beat you to it (pun intended)!😄
“no matter what, theres always gonna be a little left in the bottle” ok lube expert
Same with male hair products and peanut butter
This is by far the best comment on this video
evie takes one to know one
Lmao
LMAO
I wish i knew about this video earlier than this.
"Brand new, never before used bottle of lube"
Is my favorite line this year.
Don't use it on a date though. The girl will instantly know that you're boring in bed and don't know what you're doing.
@@AB-80X I don't have to be a girl.
When I think of lube, I think of gay anal (nasty) or tossing.
This is one of these titles where you're just mystically attracted into clicking it.
Yes
I just wanted to read the comments lmao
You are so right
did you mean mystically?
😂😂
Brand new never before used lube he says without having to remove any seal
hmmmmmst
There is also the fact that he doesn't know how much lube did he use for an experiment despite it being written on the bottle - which means that the bottle was missing an arbitrary amount of lube. I wonder where did it go?
@@dmitrygolubev9398 Asking the real questions.
This one was left over from a pack of 6
@@Slash1066 did you order the same kind
I like how he’s all professional chemist-y as if he knows _exactly_ what he’s doing, and then suddenly he says “I don’t actually know what this black clump here is” 😂
Maybe the bottle wasn't as unused as he thought. Sorry.
Hmmm
I finally found you…
XxYyZz X 😱
@@MrJdsenior that’s what thought😂🤣🤣
I think it's spider who fell off the ceiling.
8,54 ml of lidocaine were present in the 244ml of lubricant. Dew to the dencity of 1,026 g/cm³ of lidocaine this equals to a total weight of 8,76204 grams. Which means you recovered around 74% of the possible amount
I think he recovered much closer to 100%. 25% was used earlier for other purposes.
I dont think the density is 1 kg per cm cubed because osmium is about 22.5 grams/cm cubed. I think it is about water density which is 1 gram/cm cubed.
@@jarongaming9279 I'm European
@@yxx_chris_xxy the secret camera footage
the remaining 26% of the "brand new, never before opened bottle" was "used" beforehand
" can't monetize this video because RUclips doesn't like the word 'lidocaine.' " i dont think that's the part
Yeah uh that’s the joke
You hear that?
That's the sound of the joke going over your head
TheDeadOfNight37 wooosh
uilsoum 4 o’s
Hex close enough
On the "hole" I hear lidocaine feels really good. You're always stretching the boundaries of science.
No stop
🤤🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah, science. Orbiting Uranus looking for Klingons.
Jokes aside, I cam speak from refrence. It does feel great!
Que a certain Mass Effect 2 voice line regarding the exploration of the Sol system's 7th planet.
'Never before used bottle of lube' There's no shame in telling the truth, Nile.
Ya like jazz name checks out
Unless shame is his thing, then he should be very very ashamed of himself.
He's a chemist.... It's never been used.
@@technicallydifficulties7094 I don't know, I mean he does seem to be the adventurous type that is not afraid to do his own thing.
@Dustin Eward Everyone has a first time and first times are special, and sides with butt stuff you need the lube and to be careful about it, jamming stuff up there is the more advanced stuff....
But then again...he does seem kinda advanced to me.
I immediately came to the comment section lol. Because I wanted to see if everyone else was as juvenile as I am. Thank you for not disappointing.
“Brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube”
......and this is why you should only give as much information as necessary because now I’m doubting if it’s actually a “brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube”, Nile
try being original instead of trying to get likes by copying other people's comments. knob jockey
Daily Allowance woah, calm down there, I didn’t even look at the comments. That was literally just the first thing though when I heard it, god forbid my comment be similar to others, Jesus Christ 😂
@@farmanshaikh6405 ok boomer
@@farmanshaikh6405 ok boomer x2
Daily Allowance okay boomer x3
"brand new, never before used bottle of lube"
*X* to Doubt
This bottle has never been used before.
He speaks from experience ése
X
X
XXX
*X*
1:45 "No matter what there's always gonna be a little bit left in the bottle"
So you've used this product before
Lmaooooo
Got em
"used" does not necessarily imply he's used it on himself.
Exposed xxdd
Even if he was gay, I wouldn't judge, but he's clearly a heterosexual man. And though I'm not very partial to the Hershey highway, I know some girls like that and that is O.K. ;)
Knowing now that the famous quote is an accident is hilarious.
Not really an accident, just not a joke.
@@doby8544 right, that's much better.
Nile Red: “Lidocaine”
RUclips: “THATS A BAD WORD!”
Nile Red: “anal lubricant”
RUclips: “that’s fine.”
RUclips and it's standards
youtube loves degeneracy just view the trending videos they push
Lidocaine is like cocain
@@zulitogaming7714 It sounds similar but as far as I'm aware, It's not addictive
lidocaine isn't good to fuck up people's day. but anal lubricant is.
Teacher: How would you test for sodium hydroxide
Student: Pour it into anal lube, if a white precipitate is formed, sodium hydroxide is present
Autumn Box this comment deserves more respect.
Then if we put that white precipitate into 0.9% NaCl solvent, then inject it with syringe into jaw: if jaw numbs, then the test for NaOH is positive.
Student: What, I did what you asked, didn't I?
“If you don’t believe me we can test it. One of the girls ought to have some in their bag.”
@@Electric_Bagpipes this commend thrreat LMFAO
Me looking at the title:
*"I have several questions"*
Same
@Roderick storey well, as someone who uses personal lubricant, and large dildos anally, I can see why a local anesthetic makes sense, because I've tried it with just hand Cream because it's all I had on hand, and lemme tell ya, it was a literal and figurative pain in the ass to shove it in all the way. I think the dildo I bought was a bit too thick to handle, and it stretched me bigger than I thought I could be stretched. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I had some lidocaine in the hand cream so it didn't feel like I was about to rip.
>\\\\< hope that answers your question. It just makes insertion less painful for tender bumholes.
As to why he used it as a source, I can only imagine it was the cheapest and most readily available means.
@@kitaryakysubae3156 err... i mean... hmm... *signs*
What are they
I also wonder what the hell made RUclips recommend this. I also just had to look based on the title. This is certainly knowledge I don't need and will never use.
Nigel: “However, no matter what, there’s always going to be a little bit left in the bottle”
Me: How do you know that, Nigel? 🤔
If you are old enough to have a GF and haven't owned a bottle of lube, you have a long way to go and a lot to learn.
Probably because he’s worked with other liquids that are a similar viscosity to lube
also because of those fucking caps
@@axehead45yea yea he doesnt need to feel shy we wont judge
@@ChillGuy2854 Right? I mean it’s a weird way to announce what you’re into but hey I don’t judge it’s not harming anyone you do you.
These sorts of bottles have seals on them, he never took off any seal.
YO PAUSE 😳
LMAO.
And how would you know?
@@saacattaac007 yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah... reasons
HWEHHEEEHHHEHE
I love how much effort you spend in emphasizing the NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE but then continue to mention, and sounding like through experience "No Matter what, there's always gonna be a little bit left in the bottle." - the unexperienced man
\Love you dude! Go Canada!
He didn’t know how much lube there was even though the bottle said so... suspicious
Haha good catch
10 year olds...
Lame.
“I didn’t weigh the lube before I used it...” well that confirmed it.
Well it's better than "I didn't use the lube before I weighed it".
Lmao
He meant before he used it for the experiment
@@rihaan.s If only you were smart enough to get the joke.
I think he got the joke
Has anyone thought of introducing this experiment as an undergrad lab; or is it too sensitive due to the source of lidocaine?
Since it's often used to cut cocaine ; that'd be my guess.
@@yelizaveta1278 Awesome lol
learning is fun lol
@@yelizaveta1278 wdym? I thought they used a card or something?
@@aqua-bery cutting cocaine is adding other chemicals to it to decrease the amount of real cocaine and thus make it cheaper to make
it's like selling potato chips. Why sell a bag for 1.99 and have 100 grams of potato chips when you can sell a bag for 1.99 and 50 grams of chips + cheap stuff (air)?
The thing you're thinking of is cutting lines of it, like in the movies. In that regard I know fuckall, I have too much homework to be doing coke.
Can you make a video on how to extract Xanax from Cheerios? Thanks.
Nicholas Sway asking for a friend right? 😂
Extracting cocaine from $1 bills would probably be more do able.
@@pluto8404 I would recommend $100 bills for larger yield.
@@TheAgamemnon911
Better stuff on those as well lmao
😭😭🤣
Me: what should I do with my chemistry degree?
Nile: a n a l l u b e
*talking normally*
“tHE BRAND NEW. NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE BOTTLE OF LUBE.”
John Cena: Are you sure about that?
He musta been like "its for a science experiment" to the cashier at walmart
He had to have used it cause he knew it was a bitch to get out of the bottle
Yeah, good thing he always keeps eight bottles for his bottom. I hope he know just how much lidocaine is in every brand including size, consistency, etc.
@@picklerichard3600 Gonna see how much numb numb stuff I can get outta this here butt jelly!
thanks connor for this video.
Alright last video, then bed.
RUclips: DRUGS MADE BY ASS JELLY
Me: HMM. INTREDESTING
*A S S J E L L Y*
Why is this so accurate?
Ass jelly..
i will now refer to anal lube as ass jelly
Yep, very *intredesting*
“Unfortunately, I didn’t weigh the lube before I used it”
I HATE THIS.
i wouldnt think that with your anime pfp
Why
Can't measure out how much of the lube he *didn't* use from his brand new, never used bottle of lube.
i dont hate it, i love it
@@fudes587 It insinuates that he used some of the lube beforehand. If it truly was unused he could have just looked at the bottle to find the weight.
1:32 "We then open up the *BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE USED* bottle of lube"
He had to put emphasis there.
Yet had no seal on it 🤔🤔
Yep you along with damn near the rest of the people cant shut the fuck up about.
@@captinundies6049 why so hostile
@@theman3536 ok obviously you are to ok stupid and cant be bothered to read the comment I am replying to why dont you do that and if you still dont understand go fi d a busy intersection to play in because you're as stupid as he is
@@captinundies6049 If you want to call someone on the internet stupid, at least have the decency to practice correct grammar.
nile: brand new never before used
me: X for doubt
X
"Apparently I can't monetize this video because RUclips doesn't like the word *lidocaine*"
Yeah totally why they won't monetize it, nothing else in the title causing the problem.
Lol
For the sake of the meme i bring this comment to 69 likes, your welcome
@@Flarexxxx you have failed my child
@@yeoss in my defense at the time of the reply it was, i blame the later scrubs whom liked
@@Flarexxxx marx is rolling in his grave
thank you for letting me know how to make lidocaine using household materials that i already have, this is gonna come in handy
I thought i was tripping. Bro just made drugs casually as fuck 🤣🤣
thats sus tho
Hahahahah if u know u know
@@SilkyLew well as long as they're not psychoactive it's not an issue on RUclips
@@hoboholer Weird.
"Never before used"
Ok NileRed, ok
Who rebottles their used lube?
Patrick Neary who said you can't?
@@BeatusZenyr and I oop-
@@patrickneary8446 you dont?
Probebly just wanted to see how much lidocaine could be extracted
bro i was not ready to see this pop up in my recommended
i had to see who made this like 4 times to confirm “yep, this is nilered”
thought it was nilegreen
*Nile buying the lube*
Person at the store: Have fun.
Nile: i will.
Person: 👁👄👁
Nile: *proceeds to extract Lidocaine from the lube*
I think you should remove the emojis from that joke.
Sir Rivet 👁👄👁no, I don’t think i will👁👄👁(but you’re free to repost the joke without the emojis if it really bothers you that much)
Clear bad end route- ;;;
@henry stevens You're bloat
henry stevens *Twitter culture wants to know your location*
oh god and I just realised it will show up in my search history now... should really make another account for the family fireTV...
You can stop your search and watch history on RUclips FYI
@@cordisdie140 yeah i know :D it was a joke. But good job I remembered to do it , before Granny asked me what anal lube was...
@@silverismoney this is cursed
@@silverismoney man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@silverismoney your granny already knows. Just asking why the hell you're looking at it. Lol
Love how he explains every step like we are gonna be doing it ourselves lol
speak for yourself
Wait, you mean you're not? Why are you here?
we aren't?
Well then what am I going to use this extra strength anal lube for?
I perform this experiment once every week. Store-bought Lidocaine just doesn't do it for me (especially in the winters).
After watching Trash Taste podcast and knowing that he literally was saying something as video footage was going and has no idea how is any of it coherent, this is truly a video of all time
This video is not only a good chemistry video, it is also comedy gold at some points.
Feeling cute, might synthesize Lidocaine from scratch later.
🤨
Same
Quirk e
From unopened, never before used maximum strength anal lube
@@Brevuheh more like quark e-
I don’t know why RUclips is recommending this five years late when I’ve been watching NileRed for quite a while but I feel the need to let people know this just as a PSA: DO NOT USE LUBE WITH LIDOCAINE.
You need to know if there is pain because that means you’re potentially hurting yourself, and it should not hurt if done properly. People have gotten seriously injured by numbing themselves before the act because they couldn’t tell something was wrong! 😬 Just use normal lubricant made for the purpose that contains no numbing agents-your butt will thank you.
Thank you. Maybe im overlooking some specific situations, but the way i see it, if you need lidocain in order to have anal sex, dont have anal sex. The only reason you should let someone in your butt, is if you enjoy it. But if youre either hurting or too numb to feel it, that doesnt sound like youre enjoying it.
If you want to enjoy it start small and take the time getting used to it. If your partner cant be patient enough to help you stretch and warm you up or even wait while you warm yourself up then THEY'RE the numb asshole.
@@cynikalX probably butt stuff
You would know 👀
@@cynikalX stop being a creep
Accurate. Know your body.
00:53 Nigel seem so familiar with it.
_"And then now, we open the brand new never before used bottle of lubricant"_
Something... doesn't feel true here
Those bottles usually have seals on them, he didn't remove any seal 👀👀👀
hey it doesn't have to be gay maybe he uses it on girls
@@sneersh9107 or both
why not
@@sneersh9107 why do you make it sound like it would be a problem?
*me*: This quarantine thing is a pain in the butt
*youtube*: I'll handle this...
Yeah because nile used all of the anal lube
*UwU* Harder daddy *Make me eat your shit OwO*
1 month later still going strong
@@halamadruuid2380 hol up mate, you tryin to make furries sound bad?
@@halamadruuid2380 you may be god but you need Jesus
(This comes from a furry)
You win RUclips. I'm now watching anything you put in front of me.
Lol
His coke looks bashed
Well... it's educational as well as entertaining.
@@hedgeandhue ha
LOL
Thanks NileRed, I was wondering how to do this for a long time
got to be the most comical title for such a serious video lmao
Nilered: @9:57 “also the biggest tip I can give..”
Me: “hold up, get the lube first...stud”
😆
😆😆😆
Love it
I SCREAMED
10/10
"I had to buy this lube twice", one for pleasure, one for science!
Just don't mix them up later
Was the science specifically biology/physics rather than chemistry?
both involve getting messy, sucking, and sticking rods into things, what's the difference?
I think it's because in the first run he tried to dry it with heat and it melted.
@@ABHav0k55
The irony.
Never thought I'd need this in my life, and yet here we are.
"BrANd NEw, nEVeR BEfoRE Used bOtTle of lUbE" - said Dumbledore calmly
This comment is my favourite 😂😂😂
I am begging you, please read another book.
0:59 isn’t it already half empty
Good lube shall be provided at hogwarts to all those who ask for it
- dumbledore
@@karthimechify Hagrid supplies that crazy Wizard Lube from diagon alley, if you know the right way to ask
"Unfortunately I didn't weigh the lube before I use it..."
We know man, we know
Ahmet Kemal Gürel 💀
Anal lube is not exactly something you have time to measure.
When you need it, you need it NOW!
sa
@@mythrel_ as
butt like.... it was a brand new bottle. He used all the lube. It shouldnt be hard to figure out.
"Where will you use that lube?"
"Science."
"Science. Yeah. Science."
Reproduction IS biology
For Academic Purposes only.
@@Jusiun who said anything about reproducing?
Where? Idk i was thinking the Walmart parking lot
@@Jusiun Ain't reproducing from that entry.
Okay, why has this been recommended to me only now ?
Can we have a remake ? Perhaps ? I need to see Nile’s face when he says « never used »
My FBI agent is probably confused as hell right now.
Mine's probably checked into an insane asylum by now!
why do you have a personal FBI-Agent?
Mine's probably just relieved to have a use for the truckload of anal lube that's double-parked at HQ...
...because they're sure not affording us that courtesy while we're bent over.
@@hyperhektor7733 U DON'T KNOW THIS MEME???
@@monadolifesaver5613 no, u mean this knowyourmeme.com/memes/government-agent-watching-me
When I’m forced to become a medic during the apocalypse I hope your videos will still be around to help me
Finally someone who’s not way too anal LOL 😂
Ps. This channel could potentially be a life saver in case of an apocalypse for real
i hope i'm stocked up on maximum strength anal lube if the apocalypse happens
And I hope you can find an unopened, never used bottle of Maximum strength anal lube after the Apocalypse..just laying around..in the aftermath of the total breakdown of civilization. As soon as they got civilization functioning again.. As I am not sure that building an anal lube factory will be high on the priorities list of things to rebuild...or at least I hope not..as.itis the total moral decay of our current state of affairs that has led to having a " market" for such a factory.
Imagine other looters seeing you running off with a bunch of lube.
I just recommended my chem teacher bout this channel and I had no idea this existed- what have i done
Can't unring that bell
Oh jeez😂😂😂😂
XD
😂😂😂
NOOO LMAO
I don't know why I was recommending this 6 years later but I'm happy to know you still used weird things to make new things even before you got super popular
Nile red: this will be all
Store clerk: having fun later? *winks*
Nile red: no it's for science
Store clerk: right...
One year later me: Omfg I didnt think in my life that I would get 4.1k likes thank you all so much
"I'll be extracting-"
"-let me just stop you there"
Hmm, never heard of anyone named Science before.
I swear this is science mom get out of my room
“Shut up and give me the lube.”
Your Dad
why not just let your mom into the “science”
BRAND NEW NEVER BEEN USED BOTTLE OF LUBE
ok bro calm down
Ele fez isso de propósito, hahahaha, espirituoso, né?
@@wesleyarueira8618 nao
he bought two, shhhhh🤫
We won’t judge
next episode, extracting lsd from my toenails
well, if you took lsd for some time, there would be trace amounts accumulated in your hair and nails. It can be detected by very expensive and precise tests like mass-spectrometry.
@Time Traveller didn't ask
@Time Traveller are you trying to play the devil's advocate's devil's advocate?
extracting cocain from coke
de7io chill
Me casually watching nilered extract an anesthetic from lube at 2:30am
"Never before used". Well using the currently open one would risk adding impurities...
Yeah, like that black glob he found during the cleanup stages.
“White precipitate”
“Cotton plug”
“Squirting bottle”
“The brand new never been used bottle of lube.”
S u s
Lol
Bencede susması ve söylememesi daha iyi olurdu :D
Ecktor Correct! “I agree that it would be better for him to be quiet and not say it :D”
“Sus” meaning “be quiet/shut up” in said language
Mos Definitly SUS...lmao
naruhoedou that’s not what sus means in English
No idea how this showed up on my recommended, but here's some free advice: be cautious about using lube that has a numbing agent like lidocaine/benzocaine. Firstly, it's supposed to feel good, not numb; and secondly, pain is a message that something's wrong, and if something's wrong, you need to know! Have safe fun out there, folks.
This comment. This is so important, and I love how u presented the info non-judgingly.
yeah if it hurts you’re not doing it right
Not my cup of tea but the point is spot-on: pain is an indication that something isn't right. Even in other areas of the body (like the dental area he mentioned), they don't numb it until they know what's wrong.
@@carldombek922 exactly
Very logical
The pharmacist anytime Nile walks in: “Oh boy here we go”
There was a lot of emphasis on "BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE USED"
+taylor wilkinson well yeah man. I have to be super clear.
Yeah, “never used”. Also, never saw the safety seal come off.
PilotVBall OHHHH
Imagine this guy's search history:
how to make glowing toys
aerogel
how to make aerogel
uranium glass
A N A L L U B E
how to make alcohol at home
and 'how to make artificial sweetener from my own pee'
Hello there
@@Studio_salesmen General Kenobi.
Now all we need is a video on making MDMA and the party can get started! (yes I know he doesn't do drug videos)
He just developed a depression, Toys > Aerogel > How to make aerogel > Uranium Glass > *aNaL lUbE* > *HoW tO mAkE AlCoHOl*
I don't think anyone will believe you when you say "I'm totally using this heavy duty lube for chemistry"
+J.R Shaw I think people believed me...I think.
+Nile Red I meant when I go to the store to by this haha
J.R Shaw nope. no one will believe.
Actually my brother has plenty... Strangely... Keep up these great videos Nile! I enjoy you going into such uncommon but useful topics!!
+J.R Shaw Who says chemistry is dull
The immaturity in this thread is mind boggling.
*reads title, clicks on video and immediately scroll to comments, not disappointed*
Same
Same here!
Yeah Hahaha
Same
Same not even gonna watch video
No one:
Absolutely no one:
RUclips at 2am: YALL WANT SOME ASS PAINKILLER
Wrong... It's 02: 28 not 2am... ;)
ElectronicPleasure holy fuck it's 2:28
Aither you're editing your comment or I saw your comment exactly 4 hours after you posted it and youre in a different time zone that me.
2:39 wtf
Not true.
This would be a good video to archive for preppers.
In fact, most of his videos are exactly what I would archive if I were a preppers.
Anything can be made from anything, given sufficient mass or energy plus time.
He's identifying and illustrating the processes that are practical with minimal equipment and precursors.
Lidocaine is the topical used prior to a lumbar puncture, and would be a potentially valuable resource in a post apocalyptic world where meatball surgery is someone's only chance at survival, or self surgery is required.
With sequentially deeper IM injections, a person might be able to numb area sufficiently to self suture a deep laceration that otherwise would result in death or maiming.
It would also be a valuable trade good.
Its closely related to procaine, so it might also be useful in making an ophthalmic solution.
The stuff used if you've ever had a foreign object removed from your eyeball that was so bad assed that you were tempted to steal it on your way out of the ER.
90% of the comments: did you have to specify it was never used?
10% of comments: M A X I M U M S T R E N G T H A N A L L U B E
Wait ... Jacksepticeye
He probably got that anal ease out of his night stand . LMBAO..............
@@jlj777 what is LAMBAO sounds funny
true owo
Forbidden peanut butter and jelly
Came here after the trash taste podcast and that “brand new never before opened” part killed me🤣
"Mom, I swear this lube is for scientific reasons"
Biology
Okey, then what kind of science you will do with that dildo?
@@elbolainas4174 Physics. It's a Hard Science.
Y'all so funny for these comments 😅🤣
@@danielclasen809 meiosis
How to get 99% pure cocaine from flour please
wrong website buddy
@@maxmuenchow you sure?
Max M. Can you tell us the real website? Lol
@@gooddeed26 bluelight
😂😂😂😂😂
this whole process was a pain in the ass
You didn't use enough then 😏
Good thing you get some local anesthetic out of it
well then get some maximum strength anal lube by passion and make it not hurt
This is the best comment here by far
I was literally about to comment the exact same thing then I saw this
My husband received this video years ago from a friend at balls o clock in the morning and it took a minute for all the stages of of grief to wash over him before he realized this was about the lidocaine.