Whistleblower Rick Bright’s Damning Testimony on Trump’s COVID-19 Failures: A Closer Look

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @shipsintheknight3
    @shipsintheknight3 4 года назад +1419

    Damn, at this point, Trump's got so many whistleblowers he could start a band.

    • @freddiemac1077
      @freddiemac1077 4 года назад +24

      ShipsInTheKnight 🤣🤣🤣that was great

    • @rosslynstandingwater4994
      @rosslynstandingwater4994 4 года назад +9

      😜😆🤣

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 4 года назад +11

      Lol right!!!

    • @johngray4500
      @johngray4500 4 года назад +10

      I totally agree with you on this... i made a music video called 'Putins Toy'... i think you would appreciate. Its on my channel.It's a satirical punk rock anti Trump song, featuring top Winnipeg musicians and female vocalists. Trump's empty hotels are sending him to bankruptcy # 7 so he wants the work force back regardless of health dangers. I hope you find this to be a humorous diversion to break up your day. Feel free to leave a comment ShipsInTheknight, I value your opinion.

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 4 года назад +11

      💥💥BOOM ROASTED 🤣

  • @ApoloniaJones1976
    @ApoloniaJones1976 4 года назад +96

    Seth’s at-home delivery of these segments is amazing. The lack of an audience has changed something for the better.

    • @mollyspurgeon8469
      @mollyspurgeon8469 4 года назад +2

      I've thought of this before - I think if I had to host a show without an audience, I think I'd keep a zoom window open next to the cue cards to make it more normal and I had somewhere to look.

    • @pigshitpoet
      @pigshitpoet 4 года назад

      you lost me..

  • @janelist978
    @janelist978 4 года назад +227

    Can Seth just do his show in the attic forever? Attic Seth is my favourite.

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 4 года назад +12

      Jane List I prefer this version over the studio with audience

    • @smithyq6335
      @smithyq6335 4 года назад +11

      @Herb Liptow Be hard to hear him when he's wearing a mask, though.

    • @dyanblacklock9905
      @dyanblacklock9905 4 года назад +6

      Jane List agree. All late night is better now.

    • @Makdjor
      @Makdjor 4 года назад +8

      Let's just get Seth as the VP candidate with Michelle Obama for president. He can be VP from the attic.

    • @ldecaire7541
      @ldecaire7541 4 года назад +4

      Under the circumstances, show has a touch of DGAF, which goes a long way. Makes me feel sane. Love the subtleties - self talk, mime work, books & on point, witty jabs. 🙌

  • @tabithasmith963
    @tabithasmith963 4 года назад +134

    OMG I almost died from laughing when Seth was impersonating the idiot who doesn't want to wear a mask in the shower! This was brilliant! GOD bless you for telling it like it is Seth!

  • @6outof10
    @6outof10 4 года назад +122

    Seth Meyers is the only one that got even better during quarantine. Amazing Host.

    • @antsgraphics8497
      @antsgraphics8497 4 года назад +6

      @Bud Tommy now go back into your hole...🙄

    • @0akland1
      @0akland1 4 года назад

      I like this guy...who are his writers?

    • @tagekruger4003
      @tagekruger4003 4 года назад

      that is just straight facts my guy.

    • @bestntheworldsince87
      @bestntheworldsince87 4 года назад +3

      So we're just going to act like John Oliver hasn't been killing it since the lockdown?

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 4 года назад +2

      We're forgetting Trevor Noah . Dont be haters guys.

  • @laraesque
    @laraesque 4 года назад +130

    Dr. Bright was brilliant. I watched the whole hearing. He was calm in the face of personal attacks, egregiously stupid questions, and questioners who were obviously not paying attention or using their question time to campaign. He refused to be pulled in to politico baiting from both sides. I was very impressed by his persistent adherence to the science. He was grilled and words were put in his mouth about chloraquine, yet he was consistent and insistent, repeating over and over that he wanted controlled investigation of chloraquine and ANY drug with an indication of positive anecdotal outcomes but negative about releasing chloraquine to public, retail use without close supervision of a physician. Despite the fact that some of the questioners didn't "get it" that a drug can be safe in one use and not be safe in another, he repeated the facts, presumably in the hopes that they'd listen and hear what he was actually saying instead of what they wanted to hear. Repeatedly, he ignored taunts to opine about areas outside his area of expertise. I am so impressed by his leadership, sense of responsibility, and dedication to saving lives in a careful and controlled way to maximize public health and safety. We need scientists like him in leadership roles in public service.

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 4 года назад +12

      Chloroquine is also not a safe drug, it's risks might be outweighed when it comes to preventing malaria (a very serious disease) or lupus (also very serious condition that is life limiting), but that doesn't make it worth using "over the counter". It stays bound to your tissues for 40+ days and the thresh hold for overdose is low (only about 10x), even one adult tablet can kill a child. These people don't know this or take it into account. There needs to be a little more trust when medical professionals say " this drug needs to be done under a doctor's supervision".
      PS I agree, he was so professional with them. I would have had a hard time not reflexively rolling my eyes or scoffing at some of their questions. :S

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 4 года назад +9

      Also even taken in correct amounts you can have toxicity or nasty side effects (including death). :S in nursing school only a select list of drugs are flagged as extra dangerous for us to memorize as such, this drug family was one of them (for my school anyway).

    • @laraesque
      @laraesque 4 года назад +10

      @@jessicaolson490 And the whole point that Bright was making is that you don't just let a drug out on the OTC market without careful testing, however desperate you are. I was amazed at the cardiologist there who was arguing about it, saying that doctors use drugs off-label when they think it's warranted. And that's exactly what Bright's team okayed with the Emergency Use approval. Under a doctor's close supervision. Some of these people were just arguing to get votes from constituents.

    • @coryz.872
      @coryz.872 4 года назад +6

      "We need scientists like him in leadership roles in public service." We the people need to demand our politicians have a baseline knowledge of the scientific process.

    • @mclarensaleenf7
      @mclarensaleenf7 4 года назад +2

      This is an example of why dedicated scientists are so crucial during a pandemic. If more elected officials would actually trust science we would be so much better off.

  • @aidencyr1357
    @aidencyr1357 4 года назад +48

    Can’t say all late night at home shows have been getting consistently better. Seth you’re killing it. Love from very concerned neighbours in Canada!

  • @shitfaceeduardo
    @shitfaceeduardo 4 года назад +4

    I love the way Seth navigates this new format for the show - he does it really well~

  • @Squidbillies1000
    @Squidbillies1000 4 года назад +44

    Seth you are doing a stellar job at your home studio.

  • @FreeRadical09
    @FreeRadical09 4 года назад +199

    Is it me or the longer is Seth sequestered, the more savage, funny and on point he becomes?
    I don't think he'll be going back to his studio any time soon :)

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni 4 года назад +14

      no man you are totally right. he's on fire

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 4 года назад +23

      He's awesome in this format. He seems more quick witted, incisive, and I love his remarks on his own comedy, especially the beginning variations of "that was a segue".

    • @adrienneallen2277
      @adrienneallen2277 4 года назад

      FreeRadical09 It’s you

    • @hoozle
      @hoozle 4 года назад +9

      For sure. He's taken to this format the best of all the talk show hosts.

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 4 года назад +3

      Terrible Trump impression though, he makes him seem smarter.

  • @ernestinelongstreet3076
    @ernestinelongstreet3076 4 года назад +491

    Why are they calling them Whistleblower? No disrespect maybe they are just truthtellers. God save us

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 4 года назад +14

      ​@Playfulpanthress Not really the takeaway here

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 4 года назад +9

      @@npcx-mq6cr No more tacit approval of theists' lies and stupidity. If we hear them, they are going to hear us. Don't like it, keep that ridiculous superstitious nonsense to yourself. It has no place in public.
      Well done, @Playfulpanthress
      .

    • @yuudaemones2624
      @yuudaemones2624 4 года назад +12

      @Playfulpanthress They were probably saying that rhetorically, i.e. not meant as a genuine request to be literally saved by god.

    • @fuddafirst
      @fuddafirst 4 года назад +1

      @@yuudaemones2624 so why saying it anyway?

    • @chuckbisbee7520
      @chuckbisbee7520 4 года назад +21

      I foresee America one day holding a Truth Commission, like those that countries whose dictator or oppressive regime has been overthrown. Don't think our Constitution can prevent a dictatorship from happening in this country. It only takes a few select people in powerful positions to look the other way for it to happen. Sounds a little like today's reality.

  • @zizimugen4470
    @zizimugen4470 4 года назад +150

    There’s so much “damning testimony” that could easily get trump out of the White House, and yet none of it is going through due process and getting the job done.

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 года назад +30

      Zizi Mugen Because the criminal and the ones whose job is to stop this criminal are on the same side.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 4 года назад +11

      Not until his Republican Enablers are voted out.

    • @c.latrans1338
      @c.latrans1338 4 года назад

      @@SeansModelBuilds This is exactly why I vote R.E.D. REMOVE EVERY DEMOCRAT.

    • @elizabethcunicelli7023
      @elizabethcunicelli7023 4 года назад +2

      Because the spineless still wants him in there for their agenda...all crooks

    • @ryanrivard1455
      @ryanrivard1455 4 года назад

      @@c.latrans1338 claw brand

  • @allyburkhardt7938
    @allyburkhardt7938 4 года назад +61

    2 whistleblowers and 25 women who have accused Trump of sexual misconduct. What a stable genius!

  • @oceanbuoy6563
    @oceanbuoy6563 4 года назад +41

    I must admit; part of me checks in every night for the books.

  • @nabeehaalam8351
    @nabeehaalam8351 4 года назад +201

    “The Torn Shirts” “The Corn Nerds” “The Thrown Burps” “The Born Turds” I love this book changing thing, why would anyone complain about it?

    • @nabeehaalam8351
      @nabeehaalam8351 4 года назад +4

      Trumps job is to be serious, this shows job is to be funny

    • @johngriffith3677
      @johngriffith3677 4 года назад +5

      @@nabeehaalam8351 > And considering how badly Trump is doing that job, maybe he should start trying to be funny.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 года назад +1

      the born turds (trump & co) complain about EVERYTHING
      That was a torn shirt though wasn't it? not a thorn shirt. Reference to the limited number of shirts Seth has I'm thinking maybe? Seth doesn't have dryers eating 1 sock, he's got wasps eating his shirt seams, tearing them :)

    • @stewietsheking
      @stewietsheking 4 года назад

      Some people have no sense of humor. You noticed a couple more than me lol. I wasnt looking for the change until I saw the torn shirts lol

    • @thatfield977
      @thatfield977 4 года назад

      Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. Either you get it or you don't.

  • @rvandenburg8360
    @rvandenburg8360 4 года назад +105

    Dammit Seth, My daughter is sleeping over here 10 feet from me. I've got my head-phones on, trying NOT to laugh out loud and my eyes are watering.....are you happy with yourself? :) I see you're keepin' us on our toes with your book back there.

    • @edgywagy145
      @edgywagy145 4 года назад +2

      R Vandenburg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Same here

    • @christenford3864
      @christenford3864 4 года назад +2

      Seth is getting us parents through the night 🤣

    • @hfrt29
      @hfrt29 4 года назад +2

      Hes funny today😊

  • @Tina93_
    @Tina93_ 4 года назад +302

    I can listen to Seth as Trump only, I can’t bear to hear Trump himself.

    • @johngray4500
      @johngray4500 4 года назад +6

      I totally agree with you on this... i made a music video called 'Putins Toy'... i think you would appreciate. Its on my channel.

    • @darkpepsi
      @darkpepsi 4 года назад +14

      Same: I also use Stephen Colbert’s and Trevor Noah’s voices too. 😂👍🏻

    • @BreathingCells
      @BreathingCells 4 года назад +10

      At this point, there are good reasons to *not* listen.
      His voice is his con; to let his poison into your ears
      is to submit to a kind of cognitive/emotional torture.

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p 4 года назад +14

      Thanks to trumpy, I wore out the mute button on my remote

    • @tokinGLX
      @tokinGLX 4 года назад +2

      the only time i can stand to hear trump's actual voice is when sarah cooper tiktoks him.

  • @lucybelay9153
    @lucybelay9153 4 года назад +243

    What the heck is he talking about when he said “ I don’t want to wear face mask in the shower’..... what???? Is this man serious? This is unbelievable!!! What a mess is this administration. Extremely disturbing!!!

    • @IngefromGraz
      @IngefromGraz 4 года назад +36

      Lucy Belay Yes, these are the brain-dead morons running our country.

    • @IndigoBellyDance
      @IndigoBellyDance 4 года назад +18

      I do wonder where and how Republicans come up with this mellow drama.

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 года назад +18

      And people actually voted for him, they should hang their heads in shame!!

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 года назад +14

      pretty sure its people on his level that had to Call asking if bleach should be ingested or not.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 года назад +3

      @RavenPoe Sorry, I read something about cellular towers and thought about the 5G conspiracy again. Yeah, this level of moronic thinking isn't surprising, but it is reinforcing.

  • @SithCats
    @SithCats 4 года назад +58

    If you're ever confused about what the right thing to do is, find out what Rand Paul is saying. And then do the opposite.

    • @patriciawilliams2069
      @patriciawilliams2069 4 года назад +6

      SithCats I agree totally with your thought process. I am a proud Texas Democrat and , believe me, I would NEVER vote for Rand Paul. It embarrasses me that he is a Texan!!!

    • @Ash-zm1vx
      @Ash-zm1vx 4 года назад

      @@patriciawilliams2069 It sounds like a lot of people embarrass you that they are Texan...

    • @patriciawilliams2069
      @patriciawilliams2069 4 года назад +1

      Ash Absolutely not....I am certainly aware that there are a lot of people that have different views than I do. I don’t have to agree with them but I do believe it is their right to have different views. After all, that is a democracy, right?

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 4 года назад +86

    I am soooooooooooo dying over Seth's impression of a Louisiana-governor/senator type!

    • @Achdujeh
      @Achdujeh 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, lots and lots of roflment here too ^^

    • @NTNGALE10
      @NTNGALE10 4 года назад

      It's their senator.

    • @l.a.gothro3999
      @l.a.gothro3999 4 года назад

      @@NTNGALE10, thanks! But their governors tend to sound the same way. :)

  • @sandrabender9162
    @sandrabender9162 4 года назад +64

    Who is hating on Seth??? I love this dumb book gag. I love everything about his attic segments!

    • @NitaNellEtc
      @NitaNellEtc 4 года назад +7

      Me too! That book title changed about 4 times! Lol lol. I love his sons as "killer" bees too! Lol

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 4 года назад +3

      @@NitaNellEtc/videos
      Wasps. Not bees.
      Please don't offend the wasps. Seth is alone and defenceless up there.

    • @Jabroni2U
      @Jabroni2U 4 года назад

      @Think About it. I agree with you 100%. But be careful the liberals here are a sensitive Bunch. They are fun to bash though, they are so easy

    • @wctrqn
      @wctrqn 4 года назад

      Sandra Bender l’m enjoying Seth’s attic edition esp A Closer Look.

  • @eboknows9812
    @eboknows9812 4 года назад +207

    “The Born Turds” - a heartwarming story about two brothers who would grow up to be a$$holes just like their uncaring, racist, and incompetent father. Coming to Netflix this summer.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 4 года назад +11

      Don't forget Barbie and her Stepford husband! They're swirling 'round the bowl too!

    • @TheAmorfus
      @TheAmorfus 4 года назад +10

      I hope you have legal counsel on standby. Netflix has almost certainly greenlit production on your concept.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 4 года назад +3

      Not having read any of these books, real or imagined, I think torn shirts makes more sense than thorn birds, corn nerds, or born turds.

    • @davidzachmeyer1957
      @davidzachmeyer1957 4 года назад +1

      David and Charles Koch?

    • @baardkopperud
      @baardkopperud 4 года назад +2

      Always thought that book was about Don jr. and Eric...

  • @theobserver8881
    @theobserver8881 4 года назад +104

    I wish Americans would scrutinise their government the way they do the Chinese government.

    • @wctrqn
      @wctrqn 4 года назад +6

      The Observer Yup! Trump’s lies and poor management of the corona outbreak have cost many many lives. It’s sad and a disaster. But he is diverting our attention from his failure and incompetence by blaming others! If he had taken swift and decisive measures, things would have been VERY different. He doesn’t care about saving lives or stopping the spread, he only cares about getting re-elected and his pocket.

    • @wctrqn
      @wctrqn 4 года назад +4

      Yes, I believe there are those with brains who see thro trump’s racist BS. The US is the most powerful nation in the world. Whatever happens there affects us all. Sadly potus is not making the world a better place. As it is he has turned the United States into divided states.

    • @jedcauffield1858
      @jedcauffield1858 4 года назад +1

      I wish the Chinese would *scrutinize* their government the way they do the American Government - just over here bc we all know they'll get killed over there where they're spied on for it ;)

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 4 года назад +8

      @@jedcauffield1858 They're spied on but at least their leaders aren't willing to let their entire country die just so the economy can make them money ;)

    • @wctrqn
      @wctrqn 4 года назад +1

      I'm not sure about the spying. May be true but that happens in other countries too. However, their leaders will not let their people die just so that their businesses can restart and make money.
      With the highest death toll and numbers, POTUS should listen to experts advice instead of firing them for disagreeing with him. Denial and wishing the virus away resulted in this disaster.

  • @robertpoen5383
    @robertpoen5383 4 года назад +421

    Remember in "Idiocracy" when the crops were failing because they were being irrigated with Gatorade? We're almost there.

    • @loganshore4520
      @loganshore4520 4 года назад +96

      At least the president in Idiocracy was smart enough to know he was to dumb to solve anything and went went out of his way to find the most qualified person to help him. That's right president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is demonstrably a better leader than trump.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 4 года назад +40

      "But... but Brawndo's got what plants crave... it's got electrolytes."
      "What ARE electrolytes? Do you even know?"
      "They're what they use to make Brawndo."
      "But how do you know that plants crave them?"
      "Because... Brawndo's got what plants crave?"

    • @_cloudface_
      @_cloudface_ 4 года назад +8

      @@loganshore4520 😅 I haven't smugly lol'd at something posted online so insightfully cogent in a long while 👏 *doffs hat* good internetting good sir 👏

    • @beckybertish7841
      @beckybertish7841 4 года назад +5

      @@loganshore4520 And he was fictional. 😵

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 4 года назад +27

      I've been thinking the same thing since Trump started peddling snake oil and miracle cures from the White House podium. I remember watching Idiocracy as a foreigner and thinking that it was just too exaggerated and too silly to be real satire. It's a comedy, of course they'll turn it into a cartoon. This presidency has made me retroactively appreciate that movie.

  • @jaid2383
    @jaid2383 4 года назад +215

    Senator: "I don't wanna wear a face mask in the shower"
    And this, ladies and gentlemen... This. Is. America.
    Good luck, and be proud 👏

    • @stephaniecoker1643
      @stephaniecoker1643 4 года назад +14

      nah, why be proud when you can be best. we are a laughingstock. be safe 🖤

    • @kimberlyhavner478
      @kimberlyhavner478 4 года назад +5

      Is he forecasting showering in prison??? Wierd...

    • @brandonmuse5532
      @brandonmuse5532 4 года назад +1

      FML

    • @jaid2383
      @jaid2383 4 года назад +8

      Never forget that this isn't just some dumbass down the street - this man is a fucking senator!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 4 года назад +2

      @@jaid2383
      And just imagine how dumb the voters who elect him must be.

  • @tuesdaypatience
    @tuesdaypatience 4 года назад +123

    I live in the middle of Iowa...we can go for walks without coming within *sixty* feet of other people (so we typically don’t need to wear a mask on these jaunts), but we’re in a red zone thanks to our meat-packing plant choosing to not close even when they knew they had a huge outbreak (cuz people need their bacon way more than they need their lungs 🙄). So, our kids haven’t been in school since Spring Break, we have essential workers and our nursing home residents contracting the virus at a truly terrifying rate, maintenance healthcare has been cut to the bare minimum, and thousands of people working at home while thousands more have been laid off, lost their businesses, or were fired for refusing to work in unsafe environments. But, the one thing we DO NOT have to worry about is *wearing our masks in the shower* 🤯.

    • @monicafarrington7798
      @monicafarrington7798 4 года назад +20

      Everything you've pointed out is true. Let me add the fact that a lot of hard-working soy bean and corn farmers have already been driven into bankruptcy by Trump's tariff war with China. Then he devised a plan to give out government money to those farmers. Trouble is, when he is out of office and in jail where he belongs (tax evasion, corruption, treason, etc.) those farmers have lost their markets which they had worked so hard to establish before America became Trumpland.

    • @jiiaga5017
      @jiiaga5017 4 года назад +12

      @@monicafarrington7798 As a midwesterner, I feel obliged to point out there are no longer any small farmers due to vertical integration. We've basically been subsidizing the corporate consolidation of our farm industry for 30 years. And due to the vagaries of our tax system, a lot of these corporate farms manage to dodge their tax burden, which has destroyed our rural tax base and left our roads, schools, and other infrastructure in a truly decrepit state.

    • @monicafarrington7798
      @monicafarrington7798 4 года назад +7

      @jp Amen. You're absolutely right. I live in the northeast, 300 miles from NYC. His crooked business practices are well known here going back to his promise to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to gift them the limestone frescoes on the Bonwit Teller store he purchased when he demolished it to build Trump Tower. He destroyed the frescoes instead, saying they were worthless. Right! The MMA wanted something worthless! He thinks he is smarter than the experts at the MMA. Then he bribed local officials to use eminent domain to seize the home of a widow, Mrs. Vera Coking, in Atlantic City, so he could then get the property from the city to raze it and pave a parking lot for limousines for his casino. His trail of theft and crooked dealings is lifelong. All the while he cheats on his wives and calls tabloids to tell them about it. He used to disguise his voice and identify himself as John Barron when he'd call various magazines trying to get publicity. He sees himself as royalty, hence he even used that Baron moniker for his son with his third wife, Melania, a porn model who entered the US and worked illegally here (where are her papers?). To make matters worse, she is the daughter of a Viktor Knavs, a registered Communist in Slovinia. But have no fear, Kiktor and his wife are now American citizens via chain migration. They can come and go in the White House to visit their grandchild Baron.

    • @monicafarrington7798
      @monicafarrington7798 4 года назад +2

      @@jiiaga5017 You're right. The big corporations have taken over everything. I was thinking of this article I had read about the rise in bankruptcies since Trump took office. I also heard some interviews on public radio back in the fall of farmers who were going under, but get this, they still supported Trump! They hoped he was right.
      markets.businessinsider.com/commodities/news/farm-bankruptcies-jump-24-as-trump-trade-war-tariffs-bite-2019-10-1028649836

    • @paulwalsh2344
      @paulwalsh2344 4 года назад

      Without your lungs you can't inhale that bacon-y awesomeness !

  • @ninoskae
    @ninoskae 4 года назад +2

    Your John Kennedy imitation had me howling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @drehouse5733
    @drehouse5733 4 года назад +29

    “We’re in deep Sh:t”, this was an understatement!

  • @Blynx1991
    @Blynx1991 4 года назад +8

    Seth you really took to this laid back at-home broadcasting. I love this side of you.

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 4 года назад +482

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @dwaynehendricks7842
      @dwaynehendricks7842 4 года назад +9

      Ouch!

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +9

      @@aleisaetheridge8682 Well said Aleisa, cheers mate! 🍻🥂🍺🍺🍷🍷🍸🍸🍹🍹👏👍

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +19

      The Agolf Twittler Pandumbic...brought to you by the unaccountable circus peanut clown who's allergic to common sense, thinks people should inject disinfectants, windmills cause cancer, atomic bombs should be dropped onto hurricanes, 800yr old cathedrals should be water bombed & forests should be raked! 🤢🤮🤪😵

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +17

      As a Physician, I was pleased to see Dr. Fauci develop a special mask that could save millions of lives...duct tape over Agolf Twittler's mouth! 😷🤧🤕🤒🤢🤮😵

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +34

      MAGA = Many A Gullible Asshole
      MAGA = Mass American Graves Already
      MAGA = Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
      MAGA = Morons Are Governing America
      MAGA = My Attorneys Get Arrested
      MAGA = McDonald's And Golf Again
      MAGA = Moscow Agents Governing America
      MAGA = Making American Graves Abundant
      GOP = Government Of Putin
      😁😄😂🤣👏👍

  • @monty1391
    @monty1391 4 года назад +29

    Finally a comedian who isnt pausing for audience laughter without an audience

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
    @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +44

    10:27 The WHO already had a working test, but the US refused to use that, instead preferring to develop their own. Which it turned out didn’t work, so it had to be withdrawn and redone before trying again. Wasting precious time while the virus continued to spread.

    • @elligilberg1564
      @elligilberg1564 4 года назад +1

      Yes! This is so under-reported - such a damning fact, and proof of Trump’s incompetence - I wish the media would put this in their timelines

    • @duckieduck8877
      @duckieduck8877 4 года назад +2

      and it wasn't about money either as the developer of the test made it open source available. so it isnot as if it would have cost more.. it cost less if you don't have to develop it yourself. but they didn't screw up the test, they screwed up the material part, they used some non pure chemicals in the production process... that would have fucked up the german developed test as well so its not even really the cdc's error.. but guess who... the companies that got free range to develop their own after that ...

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 4 года назад

      Elli Gilberg just more proof of trumps incompetence or unwillingness to help the American people.
      trump has killed more American citizens in 3 months than the entire Vietnam war!

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
    @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +22

    7:21 And the Koreans also managed to hold a general election in the middle of their coronavirus containment measures. And not mail-in votes, but actual personal voting. Every voter had their temperature taken as they came to the polling stations, and those with temperatures were not turned away, instead they were sent to a separate section to cast their vote. You hear that? *Nobody was turned away from voting, not even those who might be infected!*

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 4 года назад +5

      The difference is South Korea has a sane and well organised Governmental infrastructure and a population that respects the rule of law - none of the above is possible in the America of today - or November!

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +6

      Even in the US polls seem to show most of the people want to be sensible. It’s just you’ve got this small, yet disproportionately powerful group who prioritize their own welfare over that of the public.
      In a democracy, they would be outvoted. In the US, on the other hand ...

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 4 года назад +13

    I love how Seth always ends with good advice, and "We love you!" 💞 We love you, too! 😀

  • @1973TJM
    @1973TJM 4 года назад +286

    Trump always struggles when he has to read something an educated person wrote for him to say.

    • @barnabywylde2224
      @barnabywylde2224 4 года назад +7

      He's more for the rasslin' crowd ( ten year old boys )

    • @hulakailua9884
      @hulakailua9884 4 года назад +2

      So true lol

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 4 года назад +3

      Tim Moore
      I didn’t go to college but I’m a life-long avid reader. Do I qualify as educated?

    • @roiard
      @roiard 4 года назад +13

      @@maryrosekent8223 you qualify! Trump does not qualify. He is narcissist and complete moron and totally unfit and he hardly reads anything at all. If he read the intelligence reports like any serious responsible president did, many lives would have been saved. Trump is anti science and his negligence killing US citizens in the thousands.

    • @larajurg5370
      @larajurg5370 4 года назад +4

      Tim Moore I have always said that. But what do expect from a man with a 5th grade reading level?

  • @darkstar932
    @darkstar932 4 года назад +124

    I can't even laugh at these anymore. Americans are dying by the tens of thousands due to something other countries have been successful at curbing. We've lost more people to Covid than we did to the Vietnam War. These are rough times, really rough, and he only makes them worse.

    • @wendellellisedwards2109
      @wendellellisedwards2109 4 года назад

      Democrats cooked the books to steal more tax dollar aid. The real death toll is a fraction of what is being presented.

    • @ffeff8353
      @ffeff8353 4 года назад +12

      @@wendellellisedwards2109 MORON

    • @simonscott1121
      @simonscott1121 4 года назад +9

      Yeh, I cant even giggle about the USA/Trump anymore. It's just sad.
      Im in Australia, and we cant believe what's happening over there.

    • @Mr._Sandman
      @Mr._Sandman 4 года назад +7

      @@wendellellisedwards2109 how do you get 11 subscribers with zero content?

    • @maxpower3990
      @maxpower3990 4 года назад +10

      @@wendellellisedwards2109 So you believe that tens of thousands of doctors, nurses, hospital administrators, ambulance drivers, funeral Home directors and other in all states suddenly came together in the most massive and secret conspiracy in human history but didn't do the same thing during any of the previous elections?

  • @figplucker908
    @figplucker908 4 года назад +133

    I think more than eight are enjoying the book switcheroo. 🤣

    • @karengaines2110
      @karengaines2110 4 года назад +6

      Paul Dore Indeed! I love the running gag... and of course the “wasps”!

    • @PrinceCharmingsMom2930
      @PrinceCharmingsMom2930 4 года назад

      The Great Owl then don’t fucking watch

    • @mekullag
      @mekullag 4 года назад

      SamSon 429 chill, dude. We‘re all having fun here

  • @etcetraetcetra3173
    @etcetraetcetra3173 4 года назад +165

    "You know it's bad, when someone soft-spoken drops a curse word..." My thought exactly.
    When trump called Dr. Rick Bright a 'disgruntled employee', he was clearly projecting. trump IS a disgruntled employee.
    Sorry....a disgruntled president.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 года назад +13

      Yeah, he’s forgotten he’s our employee

    • @nickpaine
      @nickpaine 4 года назад +9

      How come we never hear of gruntled employees? Only disgruntled

    • @nedferris3933
      @nedferris3933 4 года назад +6

      The only thing Trump is masterful at is deflection.

    • @johndigiacomo1674
      @johndigiacomo1674 4 года назад +8

      Mr. Cifuno, can you even be gruntled? It similar to the age old question you can be overwhelmed, and underwhelmed, but can you ever be just whelmed? Deep questions.

    • @TimagesPhx
      @TimagesPhx 4 года назад

      @@nickpaine lmao

  • @martinedelius
    @martinedelius 4 года назад +86

    I'm one of the 8 that loves the, alleged, fake book titles.

    • @Jackie371
      @Jackie371 4 года назад +3

      "The Torn Shirts" lol

    • @clueless4085
      @clueless4085 4 года назад +1

      "The Born Turds" is my favorite so far.

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ 3 года назад

      @@clueless4085 The Third Borns!! I DO question "The Borsht Rinds", however... I think that one was cheating.

  • @RingoMonsanto
    @RingoMonsanto 4 года назад +112

    "I don't want to have to wear a face mask in the shower!" ... I could imagine that this is a truly disappointing moment for all who voted for this guy. No one's telling anybody to wear face masks in the shower...smh

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 4 года назад +4

      Scary thing is, up until 2007 he was a Democrat!

    • @xerethas
      @xerethas 4 года назад +12

      @@iandalziel7405 So it's been over a DECADE since he sold his soul to the devil? You're right that IS scary

    • @Bamboo4U2
      @Bamboo4U2 4 года назад

      He knows that. It's a deliberate troll.

    • @Feaxhar
      @Feaxhar 4 года назад +13

      The real scary thing is, that even though how absolutely ridiculous and untrue his statement is, almost half America watching Fox news now thinks and believes vehemntly that Democrats actually want people to wear masks in the shower..

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 4 года назад +7

      There's no vacine for stupidity

  • @lindseyclair921
    @lindseyclair921 4 года назад +190

    Now that Seth has stopped pausing for laughter that doesn’t come he’s gotten better and better.

    • @Brandon-wo2tz
      @Brandon-wo2tz 4 года назад +3

      I think he's getting worse !

    • @moviepedro
      @moviepedro 4 года назад +4

      @@Brandon-wo2tz etter and better... although in the last couple years or so he's been great so its not much deviation in my mind

    • @Rumplegirlskin
      @Rumplegirlskin 4 года назад +1

      No, actually it is more than likely that you just got better not following the crowd. If you know there is an audience you wait for the laughter, possibly even need it. If you watch a comedy alone it will not stop you for laughing and you will not wait for the funniest moment. You just laugh when you want. Most people are conditioned. Which is why people complain about laugh tracks and audience interactions/responses.

    • @GraeHall
      @GraeHall 4 года назад +3

      Agreed. I've noticed Sam Bee, Colbert, a bunch of the classic hosts amping up their delivery without an audience. It's great to watch them grow in this new context.

    • @EdwardLindon
      @EdwardLindon 4 года назад +2

      I think you're exactly right. Turns out the dumdums in the audience were holding him back. I always found the material superior to his delivery, but now I'm really enjoying everything he does much more.

  • @glennstacks7326
    @glennstacks7326 4 года назад +174

    You can see everyone standing behind Trump laughing while he calls out the names of people that the public have no clue who they are and really don't care who they are !

    • @toner37
      @toner37 4 года назад +10

      they were there strictly for appearances and to "show" support

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 4 года назад +19

      Also everyone standing within inches of each other and not wearing masks

    • @Lupin788
      @Lupin788 4 года назад +10

      They're only there to prop up dotard's massive ego.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 года назад +10

      I was waiting for trump call the pillow guy and it wasn't even a joke.

    • @magnetiktrax
      @magnetiktrax 4 года назад +2

      Calling everyone up is President Plump's way of trying to take credit for everyone else's work.

  • @sherylw4599
    @sherylw4599 4 года назад +8

    Your impersonation of John Kennedy is my new favorite accent. "socks on my hands" ... glorious.

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 4 года назад +276

    This man is a hero. And trump is a traitor.

    • @und3rM0
      @und3rM0 4 года назад +3

      Yes Trump is a hero. I love seth meyers he is a trumpsupporter too. Just look past his sarcasm

    • @Dirknesss
      @Dirknesss 4 года назад +6

      @@und3rM0 You can't be that dumb.

    • @und3rM0
      @und3rM0 4 года назад +1

      @@Dirknesss If I was a leftwinger i could possible be dumber

    • @und3rM0
      @und3rM0 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Kw_SEQ65qv4/видео.html

    • @twoblacklabs904
      @twoblacklabs904 4 года назад +5

      mhm ...sick burn, brah. Lol...

  • @djramz8445
    @djramz8445 4 года назад +161

    Never piss off a scientist. This guy didn't fumble once.

    • @gking08
      @gking08 4 года назад +2

      You right you right aaaaanyway wanna ride the quid?

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 4 года назад +21

      It's so much easier not to fumble when all you have to do is tell the truth.
      It's so refreshing to hear people like this testify.

    • @djramz8445
      @djramz8445 4 года назад +13

      @@oracleofdelphi4533 refreshing indeed. These doctors have dedicated their lives to science and service, it's unfair to have all these people insult their intelligence for political gain.

    • @irshkashirkle
      @irshkashirkle 4 года назад +4

      @@djramz8445 it's a by product of the anti intellectualism movement in America. I have a degree in renewable energies, and the times I've talked climate change with deniers, there eventual response is "you only say that because the people who taught you were paid to teach you that" like it's some grand conspiracy that experts in their field must push an agenda because by studying something for a long time, they're biased to think its right.

  • @5HTParty
    @5HTParty 4 года назад +198

    There never was a plan other than making money off of the presidency and keeping the gig for as long as possible.

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 4 года назад

      Could they called the Red Herring Whistle Band?

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 4 года назад +13

      This is being described as the golden age of financial fraud in The United States. It looks like it.
      America is the victim of losing Trumps' trade war with the world.

    • @johnrogers9481
      @johnrogers9481 4 года назад +2

      Tim... Perfect.! Exactly what I saw when he was elected. He was in shock that he won then was happy with the idea he could use the position to get lots of moolah.

    • @keplermission4947
      @keplermission4947 4 года назад

      No. If Lt.Gen Flynn hadn't got the chop, small-town bankers would have been to the forefront of GOP thinking. The loss was surprising and that was the end of the ordinary people's hero.

    • @petek9541
      @petek9541 4 года назад +3

      Just read an article today that Trump's business partners in Indonesia are being sued for desecrating an old grave yard to build a resort complete with a Trump branded hotel and golf course.
      Yep he is using every power he has to get rich off his position.
      NTM today there was also a report Trump properties have charged the US government over $960,000 for hotel rooms when he visits his own properties, not counting golf cart rentals for the secret service.
      Grifters and con men never change.

  • @guyzuponstaeg6598
    @guyzuponstaeg6598 4 года назад +5

    I LOVE the thorn bird bits, had to rewind the video to hear what I missed while laughing. Thanks art department.

  • @robertputneydrake
    @robertputneydrake 4 года назад +44

    I laughed so hard when Seth imitated that Hillbilly around 6:25

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 4 года назад +3

      robertputneydrake it sounds like Bill Cosby doing a Hillbilly impersonation

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 4 года назад

      robertputneydrake omg! It was hilarious

    • @robertputneydrake
      @robertputneydrake 4 года назад +1

      I think I was more laughing due to panic because these kind of people really do exist

    • @csutka8
      @csutka8 4 года назад

      That was my favorite part!:)

    • @natalieparker3187
      @natalieparker3187 4 года назад +1

      Omg me too, Seth’s impression is hysterical! 😂

  • @R-Mc-3
    @R-Mc-3 4 года назад +27

    "YOU WANA RIDE THE QUINN!?!"
    brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @genevacoan5826
    @genevacoan5826 4 года назад +14

    This, somehow makes everything ok. For ten minutes a day. For this, I am grateful

  • @nabeehaalam8351
    @nabeehaalam8351 4 года назад +67

    “The Torn Shirts” “The Corn Nerds” “The Thrown Burps” "Born Turds" 😂😂😂

    • @gagslovedotcom
      @gagslovedotcom 4 года назад +4

      I barely noticed it the first bunch of times and thought it was just a copy of "The Thorn Birds" (mainly due to the font used). Then the last vid I saw I realized it said something slightly different. And now... :D

    • @lauraw.7008
      @lauraw.7008 4 года назад

      james kenyon maybe The Shorn Herds?

  • @samuelquintanilla6338
    @samuelquintanilla6338 4 года назад +40

    “ Divorced dad who forgot it was Halloween.” Holy bleep. Give that joke writer a raise, stat.

  • @grandmakittylovesyou
    @grandmakittylovesyou 4 года назад +44

    you're doin' me a suspishh with the books - I literally stare at them, waiting for them to move or change or polymorph into a band of crime fighting squirrels ... carry on ♥

  • @neilshapton8193
    @neilshapton8193 4 года назад +93

    “The Torn Shirts”, “The Corn Nerds”,“The Thrown Burps” & “The Born Turds”..... well played sir

    • @myfavoritethings5868
      @myfavoritethings5868 4 года назад +5

      Neil Shapton I came here to do the same. Well done.

    • @runnerwd
      @runnerwd 4 года назад +2

      Thank you, I missed the Thrown Burbs and it was driving me crazy.

    • @dianesylvester156
      @dianesylvester156 4 года назад +1

      Neil Shapton I had to watch this one twice. The first time, I was too focused on the damn books.

    • @christianbender6877
      @christianbender6877 4 года назад +2

      I loved when he had the Thordbirds 2' More Thornbirds

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад +2

      "Don't throw stones in glass houses."
      "Don't stow thrones in grass houses."
      "Don't grow moans in thatch souses."
      "Don't hoe gas in shack mouses."
      "Don't blow horses in stone brownies."
      (I'm getting too silly, so I'm stopping here.)

  • @ginabasnuh2341
    @ginabasnuh2341 4 года назад +34

    First of all, your impersonation of Sen. Rube from Louisiana is spot on. I lose a few brain cells everytime he speaks. Second of all, The Torn Shirts & The Corn Nerds are my favorite so far.

  • @GrungePanzerASMR
    @GrungePanzerASMR 4 года назад +12

    I was one of those eight people who liked the thorn birds bit.

  • @joeb4142
    @joeb4142 4 года назад +82

    “My name is Rand P and it has been 0 days since my last drink.”

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 4 года назад +6

      0 hours actually...

    • @paulesterline5714
      @paulesterline5714 4 года назад +1

      Seconds.... "Now that you mention it, let me refresh my cocktail.. no, ahh, I mean COFFEE, yea this is a nice iced coffee."

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад +2

      Rand Paul: "Hones', ossifer. I ain't as think as you drunk I am."

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 года назад +1

      Scruffy crowd in church basement: Hi Rand

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 4 года назад

      And how many fox fans yooooii think said holy crap i have to wear this thing in the shower too by gosh??

  • @kendrickcurriculum
    @kendrickcurriculum 4 года назад +109

    My nine-year-old daughters watch your closer look RUclips clips with me every morning to catch your book changes and a glimpse of your dog. Im not going to lie: I'm totally stealing the idea of comic changes of environment to use in my teaching videos for my students!

    • @-laydeeintrigue-
      @-laydeeintrigue- 4 года назад +11

      The kind of teacher we need! 😁✌🏾

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 4 года назад +4

      awesome !!

    • @kendrickcurriculum
      @kendrickcurriculum 4 года назад +3

      @@-laydeeintrigue- Almost anything to get high schooler's attention! My video series isn't funny yet, but I'm working on it! ruclips.net/video/QRMfNB4YHzk/видео.html

    • @nancypaist-riches5876
      @nancypaist-riches5876 4 года назад +3

      Will you also have your daughters run in from time to time :)

    • @kendrickcurriculum
      @kendrickcurriculum 4 года назад +2

      @@nancypaist-riches5876 I might, but I have a super cute fur baby who I really can't stop from entering live shots!

  • @aartman2
    @aartman2 4 года назад +107

    "I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A FACEMASK IN THE SHOWER!!!"
    ...Seriously???????😲

    • @Silverfang447
      @Silverfang447 4 года назад +17

      Right wingers truly are that stupid.

  • @md20120
    @md20120 4 года назад +19

    Trump is an absolute trainwreck. He strings words together but they don't even make coherent sentences. Outside of the US he's a laughing stock

    • @dragonmummy1
      @dragonmummy1 4 года назад +5

      md20120 we stopped laughing a long time ago. It’s tragic.

    • @malachiXX
      @malachiXX 4 года назад +4

      From what we hear, inside of the U.S. he's no different. What really is sad is that there seems to be a large group of people keeping him in power and an even larger group thinking he's doing a good job. How can you spin 90K+ deaths and call it a good job? At the beginning of March you had 6 cases. 18 days later your had over 50K. While not an exponential growth model, it isn't far off.

    • @pigshitpoet
      @pigshitpoet 4 года назад

      he is creating a train wreck purposefully. deep state. the train leaves at midnight

    • @revelationreflection
      @revelationreflection 4 года назад

      @@pigshitpoet cool secret agent statement

  • @Praetor_Fenix420
    @Praetor_Fenix420 4 года назад +197

    They are not books, they are portals to the Wasp Dimension.

    • @danielgreen6302
      @danielgreen6302 4 года назад +4

      Righteous.

    • @jennifergridley8111
      @jennifergridley8111 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 4 года назад

      Stop!!!!

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад +1

      (Rod Serling's voice) "Late at night, strange things go bump in the night. Thorn Birds books change titles. Wasps and hornets dance the hoochie-coo and the foxtrot. It is a place of surreal strangeness. A mystical, mysterious place called the ... Seth Meyers Zone. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the attic."

  • @jordanhenderson985
    @jordanhenderson985 4 года назад +50

    Waiting patiently for the wasps behind the door!

    • @KatieCabo
      @KatieCabo 4 года назад +3

      The two were so cute! Buzz buzz buzz 🐝

    • @karengaines2110
      @karengaines2110 4 года назад +1

      Me too!! Seth, bring back the wasps!

  • @jeanetteandersson7152
    @jeanetteandersson7152 4 года назад +79

    Just love, love, love when Seth impersonate Trump with Fauci: -“Fauci, where are U Fauci??” 😜😜🤣🤣❤️
    Has me DEAD every time!!!
    🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣⚰️

    • @barbarak2836
      @barbarak2836 4 года назад +6

      Or when he used to say things like, "Oh, Fauci, I got you to touch your face again"!

    • @sess6864
      @sess6864 4 года назад +4

      Me too is too damn hilarious

    • @Original50
      @Original50 4 года назад +4

      Made you touch your face again Fauci! 😁

    • @abellopez.
      @abellopez. 4 года назад +1

      (Donald with taped covered mouth, and roped to a chair) "eer can see u furrrrchi!"

    • @moviepedro
      @moviepedro 4 года назад +3

      he does the best trump of any person I've ever seen on tv.... its not exactly like trump but it emphasizes the parts of Trump's way of speaking that are most funny (to me anyway)

  • @j.coward3738
    @j.coward3738 4 года назад +1

    I can't imagine how Seth ever met my grandma, but that impression was spot on!

  • @Kindred04
    @Kindred04 4 года назад +28

    Seth is slowly descending into madness. And I love him for it.

  • @transamericanlife
    @transamericanlife 4 года назад +184

    Next on Seth's desk: The Born Turds, the story of the Trump Family.

  • @crispoman
    @crispoman 4 года назад +96

    "Seriously, can we just make stuff up and then get angry about it now?"
    Yes, it's called "a strawman argument" and people have been using them for almost as long as there's been language.

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 4 года назад +15

      To be fair though, "can we" as in 'are we physically able to'... yes
      "Can we" as in 'are we morally allowed to'... no, it's still a logical fallacy, and pretty generally one of the most obvious fallacies to spot that makes you look like a malicious asshole without any real position to argue from

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 года назад +17

      It’s trump’s playbook. He learned from republicans from the last 40+ years

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 4 года назад +7

      Jimbo Slice Trump's team coughs out hay bales

    • @anitapownall9556
      @anitapownall9556 4 года назад

      @@JimRFF Still, their constituents believe it instead of calling it out.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 4 года назад

      T Mox Hey, pleasure to meet you, how bout the next episode is "a world where everything is fine and acceptable for 10 fucking minutes"? Can you do that one? Thanks

  • @justmek3395
    @justmek3395 4 года назад +3

    The Thrown Burps, The Born Turds, great books.

  • @Arational
    @Arational 4 года назад +10

    I laughed 'til I coughed this morning when you basically quoted my comment about your books.
    Even if the gag is only for a few, please keep it up.
    The Torn Shirts.
    Thanks Seth.

  • @keldaogg2157
    @keldaogg2157 4 года назад +123

    Your art department must have watched a lot of "Fawlty Towers".

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, Nah, Maybe, but then it just would have been all *'Third Born Seth'*
      and *'B.S. Rideth North'* even *'Thrones Bridth'* or *'Stern Hit Orb Hid'*
      - But I always loved that classic _"Flowery Twats"_

    • @sjsiouwu
      @sjsiouwu 4 года назад +5

      Farty Towels

    • @FosterZygote
      @FosterZygote 4 года назад +1

      You mean 'Flay Otters'? I love that show!

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 4 года назад

      @@sjsiouwu That is my favorite intro anagram, so childish, but so funny hehe

  • @RezeedTheDataspirit
    @RezeedTheDataspirit 4 года назад +23

    Are we not going to address the fact we actually got a Night time Talk show host that made a video game reference that was not only well made, but didn't resort to Pac man or an NES game?

  • @naijahmills1971
    @naijahmills1971 4 года назад +32

    It sounds like hes giving an oscar speech for being the worst president and he is giving thanks to all those companies smh

    • @pigshitpoet
      @pigshitpoet 4 года назад

      keep watching what happens next..

  • @jonathanball8237
    @jonathanball8237 4 года назад +303

    “I don’t want to have to wear a mask in the shower”
    No, we don’t want you to either... just stand there, face to the shower head with your mouth open.... Eventually the problem will sort itself...

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 4 года назад +32

      That was one of the dumbest comment a congressman made since the impeachment hearings. He's truly a hillbilly from the south.

    • @Bamboo4U2
      @Bamboo4U2 4 года назад +19

      He's got to be one of the dumbest people ever elected to a public office.

    • @jonathanball8237
      @jonathanball8237 4 года назад +8

      It doesn't exactly demonstrate intelligent life.....

    • @FaithySch
      @FaithySch 4 года назад +22

      Who votes these people in? Who chooses someone so dumb to represent them in government!?!

    • @jonathanball8237
      @jonathanball8237 4 года назад +17

      Faith S tbf that's what the rest of the world is wondering 😂😱🤦‍♂️

  • @duchessnicole
    @duchessnicole 4 года назад +20

    I am one of the eight people who really enjoys squinting to read the Thorn Birds sequels' titles :-)

  • @minidisco72
    @minidisco72 4 года назад +9

    The book titles changing behind him makes this segment that much more hilarious!! He's got a great sense of humour and involving a "Find Waldo" silent component is pure genius!

  • @WaspandUnicorn
    @WaspandUnicorn 4 года назад +3

    I love the Thornbirds bit. It's honestly one of my favorite bits.

  • @ParabellumHistory
    @ParabellumHistory 4 года назад +38

    0:00 - "The Thorn Birds"
    0:54 - "The Torn Shirts"
    6:11 - "The Corn Nerds"
    10:46 - "The Thrown Burps"
    12:36 - "The Born Turds"
    13:30 - "The Thorn Birds"

  • @fancyteaspoon
    @fancyteaspoon 4 года назад +15

    that Kennedy impression had me in tears

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 4 года назад +156

    "The Born Turds" would be a great title for a book about the Trumps.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 4 года назад +10

      ... except that "turds" are actually functionally necessary for our health and well-being.

    • @totalt6600
      @totalt6600 4 года назад +1

      😂👍

  • @rosetteharding74
    @rosetteharding74 4 года назад +23

    Seth, adding the " we love you " @ the end of "A Closer Look" means a lot to someone who has no love.
    Nice touch, and thanks.

  • @donnydrumpf457
    @donnydrumpf457 4 года назад +140

    Seth Meyers; “can we just make stuff up and get mad about it now?”
    Republicans; “we have been doing that for years!!”

    • @pigshitpoet
      @pigshitpoet 4 года назад

      my question is "who is really behind the mask?"

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 4 года назад

      John Doe is it “Jim Carrey”? From “The Mask”?
      Or which mask are you speaking of?
      Or is that a reference that I just don’t get?

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 4 года назад +67

    3:37 "the truth must be based on science!" - ...aaaand here's were he lost the Trump base. 😂😂🙄

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 года назад +186

    Letting private companies do the government’s work is like allowing murderers run the law enforcement department.

    • @derkaturka
      @derkaturka 4 года назад +5

      you mean like GA?!?

    • @Pete_952
      @Pete_952 4 года назад +10

      I wish journalists would do more investigation of trump's sale of PPE overseas. He sent $78 million in March and $80 Million in April. Where did our supplies come from and who exactly sold them for what markup. I smell Jared taking our stockpile and price gouging for his personal profit.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 4 года назад +9

      @@derkaturka And Florida, where coward police get their jobs back after not protecting children from a gunman.

    • @derkaturka
      @derkaturka 4 года назад +10

      @@Pete_952 They cant when he is being federally investigated on his tax returns, and frankly I am glad they are letting the government go to work on trumpy butts taxes. It would null the investigation, but that also means they got something too. I really cant wait to see what the repubiCON excuse will be when its factually provable that trump is a con, and never did anything in his life ever on his own. What are they going to say then. Start sounding like foghorn leghorn. lol

    • @MagicAndReason
      @MagicAndReason 4 года назад +5

      Yeah we have that too. Ask any black person. Join the fun!

  • @lydiahkanyoro90
    @lydiahkanyoro90 4 года назад +12

    Who asked him to wear a face mask in the shower? 😂😂😂 I’m so curious. Feel like this is likely to be a weird story.

  • @kaytequila
    @kaytequila 4 года назад +37

    The Thorn Birds is like Chicken Soup for the COVID-19 Soul.

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 4 года назад

      Kacey Michaylo It’s only like chicken soup if you put thorn birds into water and boil them for a long time.

  • @teresitauy5532
    @teresitauy5532 4 года назад +67

    Listening to Dr.Bright without looking at him is like listening to a priest ,voice so calm, mellow ...
    As compared to hearing 45' s annoying ,irritating voice.

    • @spigotgirl
      @spigotgirl 4 года назад +1

      Dude you are such a nerd. Pew pew!
      And i SERIOUSLY love you man

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 4 года назад

      Who do you think could be the 2020 Uncle Sam, Grandfather Bill Gates or... or... .... or .... .... ....

    • @MrGlenspace
      @MrGlenspace 4 года назад

      Teresita Uy except dr bright is not so bright. If you get your news from moron Seth Myers you to are not so bright.

    • @danmcdave7334
      @danmcdave7334 4 года назад

      @@MrGlenspace Yes. These guys are good........ Jimmy Dore, The Hill ( Krystal Ball and Saagar Enjeti ), Glen Greenwald, Matt Taibbi, Katie Halper. ...

  • @ndines6237
    @ndines6237 4 года назад +9

    Seth you’ve outdone yourself. I almost pissed myself laughing when you talked about that guy who doesn’t want to wear a mask in the shower. You’re getting funnier every day 😂😘❤️😂🌹

  • @elizabethlassiter4756
    @elizabethlassiter4756 4 года назад +158

    John kennedy: I don't wanna have to wear mask in the shower!
    Everyone else: what?! 😂

    • @TimagesPhx
      @TimagesPhx 4 года назад +16

      Kennedy can barely form a sentence. Sorrowful.

    • @judithsmith9582
      @judithsmith9582 4 года назад +5

      It's a take off from the idea that wearing a condom during coitus is like wearing a raincoat in a shower.

    • @christinemusselman5499
      @christinemusselman5499 4 года назад +4

      IKR!? I'm saying to myself, did he just say that?

    • @timwatkins9809
      @timwatkins9809 4 года назад +1

      @@judithsmith9582 Judith, maybe it isn't... but I love that it could very well be!!! ;-D

    • @Claricei
      @Claricei 4 года назад +1

      ROFLMAO

  • @davidzachmeyer1957
    @davidzachmeyer1957 4 года назад +14

    Seth, thank you for finally mentioning the Republican Party's efforts to weaken the federal government. Keep up the great work!

  • @denisebalderrama9750
    @denisebalderrama9750 4 года назад +14

    3:36 Camera man in left hand corner scratching his junk! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @manuhegde
      @manuhegde 4 года назад +3

      Denise Balderrama this is the kind of insight I look for in these comments, keep up the good work!

    • @frankmusarra1691
      @frankmusarra1691 4 года назад

      omg hillarious.

  • @mary11567
    @mary11567 4 года назад +21

    I love these jokes about the books, tiny closet, and tiny chair 😂😂😂🤣

  • @elijahquigley4145
    @elijahquigley4145 4 года назад +10

    I really love the catching visual bits before you mention them and it means the world to me that you keep doing them!

    • @elijahquigley4145
      @elijahquigley4145 4 года назад +1

      "the torn shirts"
      "the corn nerds"
      "the thrown burps"
      "the born turds"

  • @mikecontreras5190
    @mikecontreras5190 4 года назад +63

    Honestly what is the highest education level for most Republicans, Sunday school? mask in the shower who the f even said to do that?

    • @jje8182
      @jje8182 4 года назад +5

      Um fox news?

    • @shaaddhillon3819
      @shaaddhillon3819 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @Jabroni2U
      @Jabroni2U 4 года назад

      @@jje8182 I guess your name means you like hughgrEctions?

    • @Jabroni2U
      @Jabroni2U 4 года назад

      What is your level of edumacation mikey? Harvard, MIT, Yale, Stanford? Please let us know

    • @markplott4820
      @markplott4820 4 года назад

      they should put a UVC light up that Senator.

  • @DeTuks
    @DeTuks 4 года назад +2

    those free corporate advertisement sessions were horrible.. i totally expected trump to come out next day with a jacket with all the sponsors in it like a moto race driver

    • @arx754
      @arx754 4 года назад +1

      Fidarico: GERAT comment! After Trump brought out the My Pillow guy, you're comment is PERFECT in explaining what is happening.

  • @nikkimack5994
    @nikkimack5994 4 года назад +16

    The John Kennedy impression is my favorite thing this week.

  • @janetruh7476
    @janetruh7476 4 года назад +9

    Thank you for allowing us to laugh, when we really want to just cry at the insanity around us. You are a genuine blessing to us Onward and upward, excelsior! (My Grandpa used to say that to encourage us.)

  • @MrEvryn
    @MrEvryn 4 года назад +71

    I can't wait to read the best-sellers: "The Corn Nerds" "The Thrown Burps" & "The Born Turds"

    • @deborahcornell171
      @deborahcornell171 4 года назад +12

      Don't forget "The Torn Shirts".

    • @Christian-cz9bu
      @Christian-cz9bu 4 года назад +6

      I'm waiting for the sequel, "Children of the Corn Nerds."

    • @deborahcornell171
      @deborahcornell171 4 года назад +2

      @@Christian-cz9bu
      I'd rush right out & buy that!

    • @rabidsamfan
      @rabidsamfan 4 года назад +1

      @@deborahcornell171 Such a romance. Mends everything!

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 4 года назад +1

      The Bourne Turdspiracy 🙄

  • @guysmiley7957
    @guysmiley7957 4 года назад +38

    why cant trump and pence catch this already... if he gets elected again, we're all dead

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 года назад +1

      🙏

    • @elathan4542
      @elathan4542 4 года назад +1

      Bad idea, McConnell will declare martial law and never leave...

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 4 года назад +4

      @@elathan4542 can't. Pelosi becomes president. It's the law.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 4 года назад

      @@Buttercup697 right on, we know it!

    • @wongscp1701
      @wongscp1701 4 года назад +2

      They won't catch it because they are hoarding the test kits for themselves everyday. Prob the reason why you dont have enough in the US. Your fucker 45 only cares about himself. Well.......good luck! You're fucked!

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 4 года назад +57

    Saw some talking heads on Fox, one was Rudy G and he was complaining that "why don't they contact trace about heart attacks and cancer huh?"
    Remember all those times cancer patients sneezed on people and gave them cancer?
    Derp.

    • @martynshaw972
      @martynshaw972 4 года назад +9

      I saw that, absolutely mental. Not sure what was worse, making fun of contact tracing, which would obviously help, or thinking you could contact trace heart disease and Cancer. Wasn’t he Mayor of New York. Be funny if it wasn’t so scary.

    • @wilicca99tokoroa51
      @wilicca99tokoroa51 4 года назад +2

      Where is Rudi? His stupid comments in defense of Dumbass are the best arguments for his removal.

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 4 года назад +35

    "You guys wanna ride the 'quin?" I died.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 4 года назад +2

      Come all without, come all within
      You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quin....
      - _Manfred Mann_

    • @brandonmuse5532
      @brandonmuse5532 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot 4 года назад

      Lol...writers sometimes still get some good ones out there