Fado das Barracas

Original song of Rouxinol Faduncho
I'm gonna tell you a story
You will laugh and you will cry
About an adventure I had
I was so relaxed, staying at my shack
When I lost control
It was sometime in August
I was working with pleasure
When everything took place
I met this hot lady
She was so bloody fine
And I finally got convinced
I quit my job
Forgot about everything else
I just wanted some rumpy pumpy
I held her hand
And already full of tension
But I had to go and poop
And then after the pit stop
I went back and joined her
It was today or never
We went for a walk by the sea
I felt the need to poop again
But it was full of other couples
I was feeling so anxious
Looking like a dog on heat
Just was missing the "one, two, three"
The wish evolved into craziness
But it was a short-lived state
I had to poop once more
So we went back to the shack
My knees were like rattlesnakes
I can't even let it out
And then my inner fight started
Turned my gut upside down
I made a mess out of the shack
She was all upset
Melted me with some slaps
And finally ran out from there
Go get yourself another partner
Your evil is diarrhea
You shall poop until you die
So the learning from this fate
Of this very unfortunate man
And you are now also warned
(Cut)
Before you go down there
Place a stopper in your butt
And you get more chilled out
Oh before you go down there
Place a stopper in your butt
And you get more chilled out