B*tches Do Dishes (1978)
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2024
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This funk single by "Thurgood Jenkins and The Custodians" was a smash hit all across the USA, from Hell's Kitchen to Spatula City and beyond. Thurgood had two part time jobs to help make ends meet, one job as a janitor and one as a dishwasher. After a long day of work, the very last thing Thurgood wanted to do was wash dishes.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Dinner is over but your still not done
I see these plates and cups stacking up
You better finish all of your work
or dessert is really gonna hurt
[Chorus 1]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 2]
Baby I'm trying to eat this pork
But I can't even find one clean fork
If you don't make it clean and spiffy
I'll take your a** to spatula city
[Chorus 2]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 3]
Step one hold your tongue and grab a sponge
Step two you grab a mop and a broom
Don't stop til the kitchen is spotless
I expect you to do it topless
[Chorus 3]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
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I'm sending this to my wife. I'm going to pay for it, but totally worth it.
Worth it
Cheers!
Ahahahahaha hahahaha WEAK
RIP 😂
Much Respect to you Brother✊🏿
Remember to keep your pimp hand in front of your balls bro.
Played this song for my wife yesterday. She packed her crap up and went to her Mom’s house. Her Mom told her, “well since you’re here, you can do the dishes. This ain’t no free room and board”. 👌🏾🤙🏾
Did she expect her to do it topless? 😂😂
Patrolled by her own mother 😂😂😂😂
@@Solon_The_Lich
🤣🤙🏾🤙🏾
Bet she learned REAL quick that Mama's BEEN your bottom B.
Lmfao
'If you don't make it clean and spiffy / I'll take your ass to spatula city'. Immortal words from this big disco soul funk hit from the late 70's!
Only the strongest pimps have 6 fingers
I got hung up on that for a minute. Glad I'm not the only one that noticed it😂
I think it has seven.
When you max out your pimp hand so far, that you gain a new pinky as free DLC to maximize damage.
And a giant arm coming out of your back
I never noticed it at all @@deek791
Spatula City would be a great name for a kitchenware store
Al Yankovic beat you to it, back about 1990
@@TestUser-cf4wj
Cheers!
'We sell spatulas and that's all'
No jive turkeys allowed!
This was marriage counselling back inna 70's
Back when folks loved each other and stayed together.
Cheers!
Right on. And bring me a beer when you’re done.
Played this for my new wife on our wedding night.
Welcome to your new life, bee-yatch.
This song was once presented to Mr. Clean for a forgotten ad campaign for a women's cleaning line. Legend has it almost made it to production.
I dig this new era of 'Blaxploitation', it's awesome baby! 🤩
Finally a song that talk about the importance of good culinary hygiene practices.
These dishes ain't gonna do themselves
"I expect you to do it topless!" 😂🤣
Spatula City just gave me UHF flashbacks 😂
these lyrics taken from the holy scriptures sound so good and are truly still relevant thousands of years later!
he didnt have many wishes, all he wanted was for you to do the dishes (topIess)
Another hit once again.
This man is hitting with every punch on every hit!
literary
@@BigBoy-mt2zt
All my punchlines are literal...
@@HardArchiveVinyl hahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These album covers are glorious.
Spatula City!!! Goated 👑
@@nicklinc1
Cheers Nick!
Men, The truth is in the title
Imagine blasting this gem in the streets.
Next time, my old lady asks me to help with the dishes after dinner. This one is comin outta the sterio 😅
This song should be played at all sporting events.
I saw them open up for Ike Turner for this album tour. It was a banging tour!
Look at all dem fangers.
She’s about to eat an 8 finger sandwich
This is unironically a great song. Great lyrics, great music, and the AI generated voices sound authentic.
I want this song to be played at my wedding
0:30 That's one hell of a pimp hand.
S E V E N
The 70's were a time of great social change. Thurgood Jenkins was one of the last guardians of the old ways. We won't see his like again.
Funkalicious.
Spatula city 😄
absolute banger!!!
You and obscurest vinyl man, fuck yeah. 💯❤️🤍💙😎
1:15 Blud just morphed himself into a giant fist. Bro has had ENUFF! 🤣🤣
Spatula city! 😂😂
It's a UHF station 🔥
Cheers bro!
😂 oh in my kitchen the man does the dishes...❤
0:30 That giga pimp fist has seven fingers. Including two opposable thumbs. 😳
I dig the female pimps and the UHF reference. 👍🏽👍🏽
Another Banger...Awesome
Equal rights means equal left hooks ☠️
I’d love these as instrumentals also. Great work.
He strikes again! ^^
Right on right on pimpin
Side B - *Getcho ass in there an' make me a sammich*
Check out "Ham and Cheese" by Atomic Wax channel.
Cheers!
We used to listen to this every goddam Sunday in the program house after the crackdown
Real Pimips know what's up.
A very rare gem indeed
Love the work!!!
catchy song
Gotta learn somehow.
Awwwwwwwwwe fuck yeah.
Haven't heard this one forever. A long Tuesday night recording session and Dave (bass) really shines on this one while I (drums) was just doing my best to compliment his groove. Thanks for bringing this one back!
My wife is now doing the dishes
I'm not married, nor will I ever have a girlfriend again, because I'm an irredeemable creep.
However, I send these songs to my friend's wives. I make sure my mom hears them too.
A timely tune, which stresses the importance of firmly maintaining traditional gender roles. This is much needed, in the extreme confusion of the modern era, where women continue to step out of bounds, and men are unsure of their own place. Indeed, many have become so confused that some men believe themselves to be women, while some women are quite convinced that they are men. This song is brilliantly created, being both sonicly pleasing and providing a vitaly imperative reality check. Well done.
Cheers!
Yo! What’s up with the six-finger fists???? Look at it again! 😝😆🤣
My dishwasher got drunk last night
Amazing find, I remember my grandpa telling me about this song he heard, he sang it to his wife, and saved the marriage. I'm grateful since without that, I wouldn't be here.
By far the best one yet
Cheers!
My WIFE played this ME last night. I, as a little bitch, promptly did the dishes 😢
Bet you did...😎
Goddamn dude, this one slipped past me. I've been fighting through a case of writers block for the last week and you keep dropping goddamn classics!
A lot of songs write themselves when I stop trying so hard.
Other times I have to slow down and take my time to make it how I want and I'm always thankful I didn't rush it.
I just make what makes me laugh.
Your songs are great, looking forward to your next one.
Cheers!
May God have mercy on the bold.
These album covers got me straight dyin ova here
ok this is my new favorite channel
Outstanding!
Song like this put show us that women need putting back in their box when they get to out of control 😂
These are my new pleasure. Lmao
I agree ^^
Instant classic. One of the better ones out there. Great work. Catchy as hell on top of hilarious lyrics.
Cheers Al!
😂😂😂😂😂😂. I LOVE this channel. Been binging the songs
@@TheActualKingSmith
Cheers!
So if your wife wants a new dishwasher does that mean she’s into a Manage a trois 😊
I feel like I'm a lifelong subscriber, despite stumbling upon this, right, now..
You promised.. You delivered! And how!!
Best one yet 🤣🤣🤣
Cheers!
WE GETTING GROOVY WITH THIS ONE 😂🔥🗣️
0:30 Alien fist 😱
0:49 😅
the good old days!
GROOVY BABY
Black Dinomight
This reminds me of an old tune, sung by a black lunch lady "come and get it" a lunch time classic about soul food, maybe you can see what you can do? ;)
Good idea, gonna run it by "Atomic Wax" see if he's interested, he likes doing food songs.
Cheers!
Now I am not even finding this comical singin bout how it is my pimp hand is strong and my patience is thin
Me when I have to contort my head to use the sink
HAHAHA! cool one! Love the artwork as well ;) Subscribed!
Glad you're here
Cheers!
That line about spatula city was actually really clever. AI can write, damn.
Cheers!
They need to put this on one of those cute kitchen saying signs…
🤣
This was awesome! Do you ever release the instrumentals of these?
Not yet but there's this
Pimpstrumentals
ruclips.net/video/rntIrQf0ThE/видео.htmlsi=ru65NfMX1Xz9U65u
this is like bonjovi became a pimp
Just found this channel and its FIYA AF. To who ever runs this channel, contact me, I would like to feature it on my live show with your permission
Lol makes batman beyond get back in the kitchen guy look polite 😂
0:48 6 fingers 😅
2:47 pimp typo pmip
Ai's flaw seems to be 'hands' - it always makes hands look odd, or have an extra finger, or half a finger, etc.
My wife is a PhD, she loves the kitchen.
I dont need slaps😂
She knows my belt😂
And when i play this song, she feels so funky😂
A men, is a men, is a men........
From Germany 😊
Gonna send this to my girlfriend the next time she refuses to make me a sandwich! 😄
Send this one by Atomic Wax
ruclips.net/video/Eksb02nXBf8/видео.htmlsi=mqC-Rb5WiQJ3qjHl
@@HardArchiveVinyl Perfection!
Follow the steps...
Well I tried to sing this tune to the missus, but she didn't get the message. I'm writing this from the hospital. Great song though!
Get well soon
Cheers!
👍🏾
0:01 thats a powerfull 6 Fingerpunch- 0:27 and his hands have a Nutsack....starting to like Ai stuff.
WOW, so Awesome. Is it available on 8- Track ? 😊
What's the best way to keep your pimp hand strong, grow an extra finger or two.
Wait a minute. I was just jamming this again, and I must confess that I'm not familiar with the dishwashing technique that requires a mop and a broom.
But, then, I'm no bitch, so what do I know about proper dishwashing methods?
A Pimp named Big Fist
"Super Hand" just dropped last night check it out.
Cheers!
I think Beyoncé covered this on her new album.
What prompts do you use for the AI?