B*tch Slap! (1976)

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Dennis "Diamond Hands" Reynolds was the original power slap champion back in the early 70s. He recorded this hit party funk single "B*tch Slap" as an ode to his ex bottom b*tch.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for dinner ain't asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I make money but you spend it all
Don't make me leave to get some menthols
I won't wait to ditch you b*tch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)

[@MissionSilo]

Enough about womens rights. Lets talk about womens wrongs.

[@Hedgeknight420]

Yessshhh sonny

[@ironhell813]

Ain’t none of those hos got a frying pan in their hand that’s what.

[@matthewlucent7645]

A wise man once told me that "To refer to her as anything other than bitch would be disrespectful to you".

[@theone-tg4ey]

this

[@Astrocade1981]

Im not sure what's better .
This sweet @$$ track or the comment section!!

[@jayjay15247]

This is the song that ended feminism

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

👊

[@nullvoid3990]

@@HardArchiveVinyl S O L I D

[@Indatpuss]

😂😂😂The tears of laughter will not stop flowing

[@luked8873]

Don't know how this found its way in to my suggestions, but after a shit nite at work I'm fucking glad it did 😂🇭🇲

[@naturesfinest4871]

AWESOME!👊👊👊🤛🤛🤛🤜🤜🤜

[@jeffm5056]

No women were harmed in the making of this song. But they were put in their place.

[@John6346]

All 14 fingers snap to this beat

[@World0fWowcraft]

You could say ''This slaps''

[@bman7452]

Yeah..
I did notice a mutant hand or two😂

[@Leafer55]

AI hasn't quite figured out the whole 5 finger thing yet, so I think we're safe for a few more years at least.

[@mrpepperidgefarms]

Ike Turner helped produce this gem....
Legendary

[@user-lh9eg1mk9n]

@mrpepperidgefarms-ROTFLMAO!!!🤣👍

[@2Tall03XX]

A Ike Turner special

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

​@@2Tall03XX
Nice...

[@FlukeBeats369]

Ike got boys in the chat....somewhere 😂

[@2Tall03XX]

@@FlukeBeats369 we in here!

[@The_Wig]

“I use my pimp hand to correct!” 😆

[@celebrityrog]

It's called a bitch slap.

[@onlysilv]

The extra fingers get me every time 😂

[@hughjaynus1093]

Those are the pimp digits

[@ChingoMandinguez]

That's what she said...

[@valerieblack7102]

I got a black eye just listening to this song! 😆

[@intarsienschrankzwetschgen4224]

What a banger. I just grew instant sidebuns.

[@Mycroft9]

This seriously needs an extended version with an instrumental break. Too good to be so short!

[@inko123]

I agree! Classic

[@gregsmith7949]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

[@jamessmith-hq5mr]

"Don't make me tell you a third time"

[@user-ec3rm9wr1n]

What you tell a man with two hands nothing you already spoke once 🧨🔨

[@chicono17]

Lmao I remember old heads in the 90s used to say this🤣

[@tristanband4003]

That's terrible yet I laugh.

[@mr.pavone9719]

What do all battered women have in common?
They.
Just.
Don't.
LISTEN!

[@odinsson204]

Damn, the pimp hand is strong.

[@iralas]

And the patience is thin

[@OlafThorbjorn]

❤❤❤😂😂🔥🙌🏻

[@ciaranmeeks9431]

That's some funky-ass shit.

[@colevetter8970]

He said 'don't make me leave to get some menthols'....lmfao. I about literally died.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Very few caught that line.
😂
Cheers!

[@user-xb7fo4ei9j]

…and to this day Newports are always kept behind the cashier in a locked case.

[@Gentlemanadventurer26]

You had one job and still fucked it up…
Golden

[@henrlima87]

"I use my pimp hand to correct" 😂😂 holy shit

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

I remember this song as a little boy growing up in Detroit in 1976.🙂 My uncle came home from work and saw my auntie not frying the pork chops that he asked her to cook for dinner.🍽️ You know what happened after that? “B🤬!👋🏽”😏

[@luvdady]

Every hr on the hr on wjlb

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericstanish7679]

Did he pick up some menthols before he came home?

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

My uncle got a pack of Newport’s from the corner store before he came home. He fired one up before he beat the brakes off my aunt for not frying the pork chops. My uncle looked and sounded like Samuel L. Jackson when he was on Menace II Society!🚬😳”B🤬”👋🏽😏

[@kenswireart88]

I thought this was an a.i generated song....

[@pjm8047]

Gonna be playing this in my 71 roadrunner at the next car show

[@beng2307]

I am giggling like a child man 🤣😅🤣

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!
😎

[@yourtubisfilled7164]

This song really pulled me through some relationship trouble back in the 70's. Classic.

[@geroldgrimel4811]

1976: Tyrone had saved every nickel he could pick off the street to afford the newest edition of Slap Fight from the magazine stand on the corner. For just 25 cents, he could see his favorite comic book hero Slap Jack, lay down some funky justice on some jive ass bitches, or his deadly mutant nemesis, The Palm.

[@RobinFlysHigh]

The Palm 😄😄
I'm done

[@blackmagician7645]

Man. Some past hits still slap.😄

[@syminite1]

😅😅😅😅

[@bbluva20]

"I use my pimp hand to correct"
Slaps hard, pun intended.

[@drbalbon7332]

Been blasting this one out at the feminists in my hood all day.

[@2Tall03XX]

Right on!

[@gravekeepersven82]

Diabolical timing

[@PipBoy3k]

I generally hate Ai generated content, but this... this is ART.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@draco-amercon]

Yeah no doubt, any of these songs would have probably worked out just fine for some of those b or c movies during the late 60s and early 70s.

[@theotherther1]

I'm impressed by how good these AI songs are and how close some of these pimp-related album covers are to looking real.

[@ironhell813]

Yep, they’re real all right.
The illustrations were of extras from Shaft.

[@danieldaniels7571]

​@@ironhell813extra fingers

[@Tacit_Tern]

The 6 fingered fists are accurate AF

[@kenshiro_977]

*Rick James voice* “What did the..uh…7 fingers say to the face??”

[@BusinessMan1619]

I had a strong afro and pimp hand when i was kid in the 70s'

[@sxippydennison3577]

Thumbs up for the artwork alone 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽!!!

[@Cosmo__Kramer]

I use my pimp hand to correct😂

[@FABOfficialTV]

"I use my pimp hand to correct"?? WHAT??! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FunkyFunTunes]

Song: Bitch Slap
Pic: Hulk Smash

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

He went nuclear on that woman

[@guammominsd]

Growing up in 70s we kids knew when our folks were fighting - this song would be on repeat really loud...ahhh the memories!

[@31topor]

Ten-fingered one hand death punch.

[@odinsson204]

That’s a rock band 😂😂😂

[@ironhell813]

I think cause of the karate thing back then

[@matthewandress1229]

How am I just now finding these?! This is awesome and makes me want to watch Black Dynamite again! Thanks for the laughs!

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@afro_souledits2382]

WE GETTING ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE WITH THIS ONE!!!☝🏿💯🔥

[@stacybenjamin8309]

This song is about to live rent-free in my head for the next week.

[@pilgrim42]

I remember how popular this was on Soul Train. Good times.

[@Not_A_Tourist]

I remember after this came out, Helen Reddy released, That Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady.

[@cosmic_sporks8051]

I just went into a fight with this song playing in the background. Holy motivational thank you

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!
🥊

[@shadowofbosstown]

This needs to be a technique for a manga protagonist.

[@nortonman5238]

You and Obscurest Vinyl are the best right now

[@velocityJE]

That's for real

[@jamesgrey13]

Dayum... This SLAPS hard!

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

Tyrone's anthem.

[@TimothyAdams-ln2jr]

"Guide my pimphand Lord, and make it strong!"

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

"Amen"

[@tarikhammad4651]

I be jamming this in my 1974 Cuda

[@tyhooter4106]

The wedding track of all wedding tracks, grooms should walk out to this.

[@kallel6588]

A beautiful song. Wish it had been around for valentine's day

[@spechtmeise9185]

I knew this song before i was born!!!!

[@NoShitKunts]

Idk whats more entertaining the songs or the comments, 😂

[@dangriesemer3710]

Number 1 hit on my Playlist

[@hacker4chan180]

This song slaps

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@magnificenthonky]

Highly underrated comment.

[@hdlivemodels]

God damn yet another classic.

[@martynhoward4287]

Yep 2024 and they still do it

[@curlzncrush]

I was conceived to this.

[@amartinjoe]

"What did the five fingers say to the face ?" SLAP!!

[@samrizzardi2213]

I have a vague memory of a Russian cover of this being played during the rallies set up for General Lebed's presidential campaign in 1996

[@nuker3272]

WHY THESE SOUND SO DAMN GOOD????

[@dianatradex]

ah, my favorite music genre
v i o l e n c e

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Same...
Cheers!
😎

[@pokermitten9795]

God damn I am about to start playing some of these unironically when I am cooking

[@ChingoMandinguez]

But only when deep frying chicken or pork.

[@JohnnyDeMarco-jp8vb]

Our Wedding Anniversary Song!!

[@listerofsmeg9908]

No right to be this good and I love it

[@Plan9-3127]

Sometimes ya just have no choice but to go old school...😂😂

[@power0029]

patience is thin with this one for sure...

[@FlukeBeats369]

Words to live by. Banger 💯🔥

[@rhpicayune]

A bangin’ tune, but the artwork--extraordinary 👍🏼

[@kaml5076]

I love how many fingers are these fists 😂

[@RobinFlysHigh]

Yours are the best of these I've seen. Always come correct with the lyrics.
Too bad the female in this story didn't come correct of maybe she could have avoided this whole situation 😄

[@danielleimone1768]

She had one job and she fucked it up

[@Mr.Autodelete]

This is a fucking banger

[@iac4357]

What's the first thing a Wife should do upon leaving the Women's Shelter ?
The Dishes; if she knows what's good for her 🤜!

[@Biggusdikusincontinentabuttoks]

Damn, even the pimp hand sprouted legs on 1:05 😂

[@sgtstadanko880]

OMG why is this not on any tshirts

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

T-shirts coming soon!
Cheers 😎

[@EduardoShiroma]

Polydactyly was fashionable in the 70s.

[@stanleymorris4109]

Love this is a classic ❤❤🤣🤣

[@MMFrost]

This is the greatest thing ever

[@warbossgegguz679]

This just sounds like something that would be in Dolemite or Black Dynamite.
I love it!

[@Greenmile-45]

Will Smith should have a verse to this masterpiece

[@celebrityrog]

Is that some sort of GI Jane joke?

[@kirkdecker6228]

Come get your lip smacked...smack smack.
I lost it here😂😂. Thanks for sharing this with us!

[@roderickcortez138]

This is art.

[@KINGHARGRAVE]

yo these songs are hilarious

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!
😎

[@rwfrench66GenX]

I remember the Bitch Slap era of music in the 70’s! This was the OG but another popular song was Enter The Bitch Slap 👋🏽 because in the dance that went with it you wore the Pimp hat and Pimp clothes and did a lot of karate like moves before you did the slap 👋🏽

[@FaKe71348]

My new ringtone that's for sure!!! 😂😂😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@HOODCLASSICTELEVISION]

“I Use My Pimp hand to Correct!”
GOLDEN 👋🏾

[@DRIFTKINGJR.]

this rocks way harder than it should.

[@Prod_by_Svengali]

Sean Connery's favourite song

[@celebrityrog]

*SLAP* - Sean Connerys palm voice

[@jameslaird9924]

That should be....shlap!

[@user-ow3ek3dt4r]

Good times❤

[@Rievven]

The extra fingers enhance the power of the pimp hand. +1 strength per extra finger.

[@adrianqx]

very catchy

[@nickmorley9904]

How do i make these songs, these are gold

[@BrooklynAvenue]

We need the movie now, we already have the sound track.

[@mariorodrigues5598]

Directed by Spike Lee.

[@jdmvette]

love those 6 finger fists 😂

[@SalahP.Secondz]

I love how this is released the same day the Pee Diddy video is released haha

[@bobbyball77]

Maybe he wrote it in the moment...a colab with Chris Brown

[@pz3j]

OJs favorite tune!

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

Yo my dude. Can we use yhese for a stage play. Like this shit is gold

[@GrandFunker]

Shit is CRAZY good!

[@Shouldntvewouldntve]

This is my favorite workout track now

[@llg3pe]

This is funny as hell 😂😂😂

[@chriselore5717]

This is amazing

[@robmarino314]

This song is f*cken AWESOME!