Pool's Closed (1984)
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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This funk single by "Nick Ross and The Patriots" was released at the peak of the a*ds fear ep*demic / media prop*ganda campaign during the early 1980s. Nick wrote this song to mock the fear and paranoia being spread by the g*vernment and media, which at that time was making people afraid to swim, even in the middle of a summer heat wave.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We're in the middle of a heat wave
But you need to close the pool today
No joke its a serious matter
You need someone to block the ladder
[Verse 2]
Had to slap a b*tch right in the face
She was bleeding all over the place
Now the water may test positive
Best close the pool if you wanna live
[Chorus]
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed for today
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed due to a*ds
[Bridge]
Summer is here can't get any hotter
But we can't swim because there's blood in the water
Don't swim if you don't wanna get a*ds
Don't swim unless you're already g*y
[Verse 3]
I cut a b*tch on the water slide
Stuck in the tube cuz her a** was too wide
Now there's aids at the water park
More dangerous than swimming with sharks
[Outro]
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
You don't wanna get aids b*tch
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2006 memes meet 2024 AI technology. What a time to be alive.
2006 was 18 years ago…Jesus Christ.
Can't believe 2018 was only 3 years ago
2006.... I was sure that meant the meme I was familiar with, was a revival of something older... But nope.
We saved lives closing that pool
@@AVeryStinkyWizard Yes we did. And we still are saving lives closing the pool.
This slaps harder than a three-armed pimp.
@@blakewood8356 There very likely will be a three-armed pimp on this channel eventually. Some of the pimps in the videos have extra fingers and thumbs. 👍🏽
I would’ve also gone with Curly Jefferson: the pimp with a giant hand, but that also works.
Three arms........with 7 fingers on each hand. Pimpin.
@TheTrumpReaper 1:30 the image generated has three arms
Armed and dangerous
Pools closed due to aids…
Interesting.
🤣🤣🎶🎶moor dangerous then swimming with the sharks🎶🎶
You wouldn't get it, heh.
It's a super old meme. Probably before your time...
It better be as old as this song otherwise I’m older than it lol
It to do with a club penguin and I think 4chan
Pools closed "due to AIDS"
and sting rays
@@retrobluemusicand stingrays with aids
@@Flesh_Wizard stingrAIDs
Habbo Motown Records was a 'fly-by-night' record producer and I think this was their last hit before their motel business collapsed under them.
Ya know; I was a huge fan, right up to the "Kony Goes Acoustic" in 2012
🕺"Pool's Closed" 🕺
"I need black up!"
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Source?
Worth it?
MODS = GODS
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@@asliceofloaf1984 based? Based on what?
"Don't swim unless you're already gay!" 😂🤣
Guess that means you're okay to jump in bro
@@countvronsky4025 What are you? 12? 😂
@@SmokableRage No, I'm 7
@@countvronsky4025😂😂😂😂😂
@countvronsky4025 In that case if your favorite RUclipsr tries to meet up with you for any reason, fucking don't.
Learned that one the hard way. Had to kill a guy with his golden play button at a tender age.
I know its a joke song but Its actually kind of a bop
Joke and parody songs are usually total bops IMO.
There's nothing funny about AIDs in the pool!
No jokes, it's a serious matter
we need someone to block the ladder
Now *that* is a vintage meme, lol
From around... Mmmmmm, I wanna say it's 2008 but I don't know. Either way this is the last place I expected to see such an old meme ahahah
It's not that old, 2008 was only...
16 years ago? Holy hell
@@valinhorn42 ackchyually it's from 2006 so 18 years...💀
@@Lemon30154 The years blend together...
well-aged too!
Let's all take a moment to remember the time someone printed off a "Pool's closed" meme and put it on the entrance to a real pool and some random woman decided it was a racist attack on her grandkids.
I feel like there may have been prior racist harassment of those kids and she mistook the meme for more of it
@@ethangellman4563 Nope. Sign said "Pool's closed due to aids" and had the picture of the guy with the afro. Her grandkids had been at the pool with her the previous day so she jumped to the conclusion that it was about them because she herself made a racist connection.
@@chrishateley5582 even though she was a typical Karen.
@@ethangellman4563😂😂😂😂😂😂
The good old days. You can never go home.
Habbo hotel nostalgia.
They would stand there side-by-side, completely resolute. They would even form Buddhist symbols in order to protect the people
Windmill of friendship be with you brother
block the ladder BLOCK BLOCK the ladder!
Nothing like a man with an afro the size of the moon dressed like kiryu kazama showing dominance with the squad
What do you mean "dressed like Kazuma Kiryu"? In disco dress?
That's like saying a rancher is dressed like Arthur Morgan
"Hotel management is looking into this and will be attempting to re-open the pool as soon as possible."
“Do not quote the ancient magics to me witch- I was there when they were written.”
I have found my people just for a brief moment of time in this comment section
As a member of the infantry on the ground that fateful day, having witnessed the closure of the pools and the birth of Afroduck, I salute this fine tribute
even when they made themselves into a giant swastika?
Thank you for your service.
@@pieterwillembotha6719 Especially then. It's an ancient symbol of peace and fortune, my friend.
@@knifin_around ty for giving me that info fam. As you can see, I am black, so I don't know a lot about white culture
o7
I’m a bassist and this bass line un-ironically slaps
We knew the pool was bad going in. But nobody was prepared for the stingrays. We lost a lot of good brothers to those.
did anyone report it to the cyber police?
@@pieterwillembotha6719by the time the cyber police arrived, we already done goofed
I'm playing this at a party 🥳
😂
Is it a pool party?
Sauve brothas closing the pool for your safety...unless you gay.
All us kids had aids back in the day.
Cooties it was called
We got better.
@@TwinMcQuerns
Like Magic Johnson 🎩 ✨️
@HardArchiveVinyl
I wonder how in the F#%k was Magic Johnson one of the only ones who survived A.I.D.S. during those days?! Oh yeah, money!!! I was born in 1970 and A.I.D.S. scared the shit out of me!
Fauci was one of the main guys "researching" A.I.D.S. back then.... Somebody ought to look into his "work" on that epidemic as well! If they find out he created it he'd be the biggest mass unaliver in history!
Only you bro. Cause youre gay y'know
Pool Lady- "Do I have to put 'due to AIDS?'"
Troll- "Yes..."
God this is an absolute gem! Wish it had come out at the time. Would have been the habbo hotel anthem 😂
I remember the Internet historian vid of it like 8 years ago
"Dont swim unless you're already gay"
Cut to showing numerous men swimming. ❤❤❤
A Certified Pool Classic
0:15 I don't why, but this cover art would go so hard for an actual album cover.
Habbo Hotel? The AI even has the fro with suits, can't be a coincidence xD
I remember hearing this banger in the 80's during my stay at a hotel on Habbo street in NYC, thanks for bringing back good memories!
Quite the amount of internet lore behind this banger 😂😅
Alot of summer friends not knowing.
It was so much better before poltards on trump bent defiled it.
September still hasn't ended.
Not a lot actually but whatever. Guess it's up to perception. A little info to me might be a novel's worth of info to someone else's brain.
Alright professor brainsworth
It's sad to see that nobody learned anything from the pool incident of 1984
"You don't wanna get AIDS if you don't wanna get AIDS", Pure poetry.
Better call for /b/lackup on this one.
All Your Pools Are Belong To Us.
WHAT YOU SAY? 😠
Aah, that meme is even older than the habbo hotel raid memes. You're dredging some deep layers there.
for great justice
Seeing everyone not know about Pool's Closed and Habbo Hotel made me realise that in internet terms I am old now.
The early 2000's were a great time. It was the wild west era of the internet, a time where 4chan "operations" ran free. Now the internet is so curated that anything silly or fun is immidately censored and blocked.
Corpos ruined everything.
@@DonVigaDeFierropretty much.
The Techno-Pharisees cannot rule forever!
We did it for the LUZ!
The wild west era of the Internet was prior to 2000. Post 2K it was much more polished and visually interesting.
"I have been sent from the future to close the pool."
People who get this reference = likes on this comment.
Its an older meme but it checks out.
The pool is closed yet I STILL SEE PEOPLE IN THE DAMN POOLS.
They're allowed in because they're gay.
They’re already gay
When your friend asks you to play some “positive vibes”
@@zeptorekado4705
Fully positive
QUICK, I NEED /b/LACK-UP
Me playing this full volume in my Spain bar because no one knows english, and everyone rockin to it. Pimpzilla would be proud.
I was one of those helping with blackup in habbo hotel
Did you help draw the pinwheel of death?
Ahh, great times from my youth. 4chan was a trip back in the day!
o7
Thank you for your service
🫡
Thank you for your service. o7
I didn’t think you could surpass the 90’s jam “Everybody Pimp Now”. I was wrong.
Love the more up-tempo songs he does. 🙂 The faster songs. "Everybody Pimp Now" is God Tier
never forget july 16 2006
"Pool's closed due to AI".
One windmill of friendship away from a masterpiece.
The lobotomized AI doesn't like that, for some reason
This was the jam back in the day, and soley responsible for curing AIDS back in the 80's. God bless these men.
And stingrays (which also have AIDS)
Internet Historian Remaster incoming
WHY IS THIS SO CATCHY!?
This is what ai should be used for.
This song reminds me of better times
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THIS is the true purpose of AI art
I served with my brothas that fateful day.
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a pool that has ladders, and those ladders have to be guarded by men with afros. Who's gonna do it? You?
You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Habbo Hotel's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that ladder. You need me on that ladder!.
POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS IM DEAD! habbo hotel lives on
Am I supposed to believe all these brothers can swim? This frankly shatters my suspension of disbelief.
not only that but well enough to dodge admins and stingrays
in reality, they never swam, just blocked the pool ladder
@@CrizzyEyes no there's definitely shots of them in the pool, I would assume in that case the pool was closed for a private party
I’m pretty sure Earth Wind and Fire did this song
Imagine being one of those faithful chosen that day, not knowing the legacy you created
there is aids and aids infected stingrays in the pool.
Miss the old silver age of 4chan 😂
RIP Steve Irwin
Was not expecting. This master work in 2024. What time to be alive
OP Forgot about the Stingrays!
what about the stingray's that have aids
I was there, it was beautiful.
This is what AI can do. Turn meme history into meme music
This slaps more than Will Smith hitting Chris Rock.
I'm kind of surprised nobody's slapped together a shitpost browser game where you block a pool ladder for points and called it "AIDS: Shadow Legends".
the only appropriate use of ai
I look forward to the sequel, featuring Steve Irwin, when our heroes have to close the pool due to StingAids.
That brings me back to the good'ole days.
Call the brothas, we need /b/lackup 👩🏿🦲
You wouldn't get it.
🚬
What?! I thought he was closing the pool to get back at the habo people! 🤣
\o 😂😂😂😂😂
3 more likes and enough people could do the safety symbol
It dawned on me that's why they wear button up shirts. They won't mess up their afro if they just wear button up shirts putting it on and taking it off
maybe AI is cool, after all
I had to look up just to make sure I DIDN'T have my afro back.
Finally some AI"art" that's actually art! This is what AI was made for people.
The song is dramatically better at 1.25x speed.
This is legitimately catchy.
I’m gonna listen to this while I closed up my pool this season.
I mean it looks and sounds like it's entirely ai
But eh
This is a classic meme so honestly I'm glad someone came up with the idea
Pools closed due to aids, and stingrays who also have aids
“Grandpa what this record”
“Sit down, it all began at habbo”
The graphics are just as awesome as this track
Hit me with that funky soul pool noodle, Ike!
and there was this bad dude, CornPop
There were stingrays if i can recall
" Literally 1984 ! "
Why all the coolest things came out in 1984...
Is this Corn Pop’s theme song for Biden?
Now that I think about it, it is.
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
Don't swim unless you already gay.. 💀💀💀
A blast from the past
Now,this is some real lgbt sh*t !!!!! 🤟🏳️🌈🤟
Hello, I am from the health and safety, I would like to inform you that the pool has been decontaminated with aids.
HABBO approves
ГЕМ, ГЕМ АЛЕРТ, ГЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕМ!
СПАСИБО ДОБРЫЙ АРХИВ НЕЗНАКОМЦЕВ!