I was in Walmart a couple of days ago... saw a scooter guy... strapped with a handgun. Fair warning to everyone... they are arming themselves. The end times scoot ever closer.
C-Lansky this concept had me laughing so fucking hard. Picture the riding his scooter on the highway, but the cops pull a pit maneuver on him and tip his scooter over
You should come to Parksville Canada. Scooters everywhere! The oldest average population in Canada by nearly 20 years! There is scooter parking outside of stores 😆
Oh my gosh I used to live there! All my old relatives live near there somehow and there is barely any car traffic when I visit. From what I remember there is some pretty big, nice bike lanes but maybe they've always been scooter lanes?
Sholue I would like to fly to US and drive one for the gags. The ones in the store I saw a video you need to weight like 250 lbs for it to work, I'm like grown and 140.
The guy even pulled over for the cop like he's in a car it's as if his brain instinctively knows what to do but his mind can't quite comprehend what is going on
I know this is old but my grandma recently got stuck in a hallway while her mobility scooter flipped out and span her in circles for ten minutes before someone came to rescue her and it was the funniest shit ive ever seen ( she wasnt hurt at all)
I work at a campground and there is a man staying there that insists he needs his scooter to make his way around. The other day I walked outside our office and this man was popping a damn wheelie. I stopped him and said he couldn’t do that because it was a liability issue. He explained to me that he had someone install extra wheels on the back because he kept flipping. How you are immobile but able to pop wheelies with ease and live with the consequences of flipping on your back are beyond me.
There’s literally no FUCKING way my favourite podcast in the whole world just showed the exact same Australian freeway and the exact same spot where I blackout drunk took a piss stop at 4am once 💀💀 I’m fucking screaminggg
I have a story of when i was working at a grocery store and i was tasked with helping an elderly woman who was using one of the grocery store scooters. My guess was that she was around 90 years old and she was obviously struggling with her ripe age. She could barely walk on her own and her speech was heavily impared. I helped her get and pay for her groceries and i offered to help her with getting to her car and she made a weird murmur sound which i took as a yes and began following her out of the store. In the front of the store we had wine cases stacked 3 boxes high as a display for the discounted wine. But as we leave she does a wide turn around one of the stacks and the back of the scooter clipped one of the boxes. She seemed to not notice because she just kept driving, tipping over all of the cases of wine and crashing them onto the floor. It was a huge mess because pretty much every bottle broke (id guess around 50 bottles). She then looked behind her and saw the mess that she had made and immediately started saying "i will pay i will pay" over and over again. At that point everyone in the store rushed up to the front to see what had happened. It was so sad. Prolly the biggest face palm moment for everyone in the store.
New Zealander here ,we had a Old bloke on a mobility scooter chased down by our cops from the pub probably ,he wouldn't stop, it's on RUclips ,stay safe everyone from lock down in new Zealand
If Ethan gets a scooter or rents one, he needs to make a main channel video of "a day in the life of a scooter person" and really enter that cursed mindset
A fat scooter person ran over my bare toe once and kept sending it full steam ahead without even stopping or apologising. I chased after her and tried to turn off her scooter but could only see a setting marked as a hare and a tortoise so I flicked the lever down to tortoise mode which powered her down to walking speed. She started mouthing off at me until I got a potent whiff of shit and I realised she was marinating in her own hot diarrhoea. These people are a different breed. I realised at that moment it was pointless arguing; how can they ever understand to respect others when they’re incapable of even a small demonstration of self respect?
Funny story me and on of my friends where walking out of a monster jam thing in our local hockey arena when I was younger and as we where walking to the car with my parents and their parents a scooter person comes flying down the side walk looked old enough to be a grandma but definitely didn’t have any walking disability so me and my friends came up with the very fitting name and was dubbed the “Runway Grandma” The End
Scooter people don’t have natural predators except for stairs
Stairs or a hole
It’s the only defense we have against these gods of destruction
This comment reminds me of Family Guy when Joe was stuck at the stairs and Peter just said “you know what we don’t need him”
or elevator shafts lol
They are at the top of the food chain
Everybody's gangsta until you're on the same road as the scooter men
*you're*
he didn’t even thank you when he edited his comment
@@richsombie People these days
*_dissapponting_*
Have you not seen Dr. Who?
Lol.. Ethan needs to get a scooter and do one of his old school videos ,that would be priceless and full circle of life content ,its destiny M8
Stefan Rowe that would be funny
He wont though because it takes too much effort for how much money it will make compared to the podcast.
Andrew Jennings Have hope
A scooter with a built-in vape
electrified0 now you’re thinking out of the box
Scooters give people the confidence they have in cars but with the vulnerability of a regular human
Well said!!!👌
@natasha your lucky you cute girl
It must be some type of psychological phenomenon.
A Boy and his Dogos lmao you must be a very lonely human being
lolllll
Scooter people are out of control, especially when they have 200 shirts on.
😂👌🏼
Yup
💀💀
My pacifist cousin got on a scooter once. Long story short, he's no longer a pacifist.
The scooter bug bit him hard
Lil th0tツ He’s become a Scooter Bitch
Long story short, he's now wanted for fifty deaths
Long story short, he’s no longer a cousin
Hahahaha!!!
Anybody catch that emergency services guy: "Whatta need buddy?" @6:00 - my kinda emergency response.
I was in Walmart a couple of days ago...
saw a scooter guy... strapped with a handgun.
Fair warning to everyone... they are arming themselves. The end times scoot ever closer.
Apocalypse coming in at 5mph or until the battery dies.
That’s the armored division of the scooter military.
If you're not responsible enough to walk I'm not sure that person should be allowed to own a gun
TheMastergabe The inability to walk has nothing to do with responsibility lol
@@montanaxiii9646 reread my comment and tell me where I pointed out paralyzed peoples
I fully believe scooter people are actually AI created by the converment to cause chaos.
Shmarrt they are the beginning of bio-mechanical human hybrids. Pretty soon they'll have mech suits and there will be a war.
AllPerspectives The world was at peace...until the scooter people attacked
Beautiful
it's boston dynamics' Plan B. they got us distracted with the robot dogs but this is the main game
Being able to mobile for the first time being able to trigger some sort of god complex, this is interesting
9:45 me when my mom accidentally whips herself with the belt while she’s trying to hit me
And then gets more pissed at you and tries to hit you harder
These Scoooter Chronicles are becoming my favorite thing.
C-Lansky this concept had me laughing so fucking hard. Picture the riding his scooter on the highway, but the cops pull a pit maneuver on him and tip his scooter over
the Scoot Chrons
i like when the Australians say : your a f-ing Deek hed mate!😂
phunindsun 15 Your a fucking Dick Head mate Crickey
12:05 I can't believe they aren't mentioning the fact that she permanently bent the toll gate 😂💀
HER WIG FLEW OFF TOO BRO
How can so much go on in one video and I dont notice it
I’ll never get over Ethan’s serious scooter phase.
Whenever I feel sad all I have to do is think of Ethan laughing while that scooter lady attempts decapitation
Ethan: scooter people are crazy!
Also Ethan: Rides scooter while wearing 200 shirts
You should come to Parksville Canada. Scooters everywhere! The oldest average population in Canada by nearly 20 years! There is scooter parking outside of stores 😆
mother of God....
Oh my gosh I used to live there! All my old relatives live near there somehow and there is barely any car traffic when I visit. From what I remember there is some pretty big, nice bike lanes but maybe they've always been scooter lanes?
*I'm getting to the first floor one way or another*
C Jeezy Here take this gold medal 🥇
He died
@@whocares4583 Username checks out
9:45.... that laugh feeds my soul.. it’s so indulgent 😂😂😂⭐️
Scooters were created by Florida to create more Florida people.
Edit: Thank you for the likes and gold.
OMG Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🎖🤴
@@pascalraskal9347 thank you for the gold kind stranger
Goodbye
Im from Florida and i can say that this is completely true.
Lollololololol 🤣
There's nobody providing checks and balances for scooter people.
Except stairs.
Shackille Uh'Deal and elevators
“And she’s out of there just as fast as she came in” LMAOOOO
This is now a scooter channel, and i dont mind
This scooter fascination segment, is hands down the best you've done.
My grandma once got on one at target and just started hiting things
Sholue I would like to fly to US and drive one for the gags. The ones in the store I saw a video you need to weight like 250 lbs for it to work, I'm like grown and 140.
@@kingcs6273 comes to a new country just to use a mobility scooter...
Jon Well, still better than coming for the Drugs. Anyway, my plan is to get a ton of money and have a blast in the USA, lol.
@@kingcs6273 I fully support you lmao
@@kingcs6273 wanna have a blast go to a big city but nothing that you know of like nyc or la cause the rest of the us isnt anything like that
Once you sit on the scooter, you become one with the scooter
The scooter girl at 10:40 looked like the girl from happy wheels
10:15
Doctor- what has your diet consisted of within the last week?
Scooter Lady- A pArKiNg PoLe
"He exposes the shaft" "and you're like WOAH"
We kings choose to sit all day on our robothrones😤 bow to me
Ew nice sad bart simpson profile picture lol
SLIGHTLYsketchy ur a sad bart
SLIGHTLYsketchy it’s just RUclips I wouldn’t say “profile”
Robothrone 😂😂
9:43 honestly I know dudes that are 180+ pounds get knocked out in fights but damn this grandma took a solid material to the neck while going 18 mph
꧁Man dero꧂ And she just kept driving the pain off full speed.
@@kingcs6273 🤣🤣 no joke
Was anybody else thinking "This guy definitely has dementia," with the freeway Australian?
The guy even pulled over for the cop like he's in a car it's as if his brain instinctively knows what to do but his mind can't quite comprehend what is going on
No, actually I think that this old fella is totally mentally sane.
Shut up Zoidberg! Go back to your dumpster and wait for your scraps you stinky lobster man
I remember seeing this on the news i while back and yeah im pretty sure from memory that he does have dementia
No. I have also seen scooter people driving on the road
One time i saw a lady on a mobility scooter try to go up an escallator, she tipped over and screamed. It was pretty funny
They need to watch the South park episode where Cartman gets super fat and starts driving round a mobility scooter like these people.
No handicap rights
>Upgrade
Handicap god mode on
>Go back
I didn’t know I needed this but this is the funniest shit
When RUclips puts an ad for scooters on the video bashing them 😂😂
TV Man needs to surround a Scooter person with TVs
Guy with a mobility scooter: exists*
Ethan: He is too dangerous to be kept alive!
“You’re on my wife mate”
“”Fuck off” 😂😂😂😂😂
“That’s my favorite outfit for an old guy: brown leather jacket, and adidas track pants” 😄
I know this is old but my grandma recently got stuck in a hallway while her mobility scooter flipped out and span her in circles for ten minutes before someone came to rescue her and it was the funniest shit ive ever seen ( she wasnt hurt at all)
*shows scooter lady driving at a slow pace in a straight line*
Ethan: "She's already out of control."
"Scooter madness" 😂😂
I work at a campground and there is a man staying there that insists he needs his scooter to make his way around. The other day I walked outside our office and this man was popping a damn wheelie. I stopped him and said he couldn’t do that because it was a liability issue. He explained to me that he had someone install extra wheels on the back because he kept flipping. How you are immobile but able to pop wheelies with ease and live with the consequences of flipping on your back are beyond me.
will johnson let him flip over and don’t help him
Someone should send a clip from when Ethan was riding a scooter from the 'wearing 100/200 t-shirts'
rosie rose Oh yea, lol. That video was so mad he stopped them for a while.
😂😂😂😂😂
Worried about A.I. Taking over? Well the scooter people are the real threat that we need to take care of.
Beaujangles McJiggle Im imagining terminators riding scooters lol
At least if A.I. takes over we`ll all die cool deaths. Nothing cool about dying in a scooter apoclypse. 😂
9:08 the way Ethan screams that is so gold
There’s literally no FUCKING way my favourite podcast in the whole world just showed the exact same Australian freeway and the exact same spot where I blackout drunk took a piss stop at 4am once 💀💀 I’m fucking screaminggg
and i oop-
YES more scooter content!!!!!
For some reason, I'm loving this scooter madness content lol
"oh the world is in my way" 😂
I hope these scooter updates never end, Papa Bless
I can’t with the lady hitting the gate 😂😂😂😂
There’s one dislike from an angry scooterer
Ashley Ashley *scootee
The pure enjoyment Ethan gets out of these scooter videos makes them 1000% better. Definitely my new favourite segment on the podcast. 😂
If Ethan gets a scooters he may never come back. No one should possess such power.
I have a story of when i was working at a grocery store and i was tasked with helping an elderly woman who was using one of the grocery store scooters. My guess was that she was around 90 years old and she was obviously struggling with her ripe age. She could barely walk on her own and her speech was heavily impared. I helped her get and pay for her groceries and i offered to help her with getting to her car and she made a weird murmur sound which i took as a yes and began following her out of the store. In the front of the store we had wine cases stacked 3 boxes high as a display for the discounted wine. But as we leave she does a wide turn around one of the stacks and the back of the scooter clipped one of the boxes. She seemed to not notice because she just kept driving, tipping over all of the cases of wine and crashing them onto the floor. It was a huge mess because pretty much every bottle broke (id guess around 50 bottles). She then looked behind her and saw the mess that she had made and immediately started saying "i will pay i will pay" over and over again. At that point everyone in the store rushed up to the front to see what had happened. It was so sad. Prolly the biggest face palm moment for everyone in the store.
I'm a simple man, I see more Scooter madness and I click
“Keep it rolling baby”😂
I once saw an old guy on a scooter going full speed onto the tip of a dock, thankfully a bunch of guys managed to stop him at the tip haha.
Was he trying to drive into the water or was he just insane ?
selena rodriguez I assume both
@@saladman420 old and crazy
New Zealander here ,we had a Old bloke on a mobility scooter chased down by our cops from the pub probably ,he wouldn't stop, it's on RUclips ,stay safe everyone from lock down in new Zealand
Scooter People: I am inevitable
Obstacles: and i am Kanye West
10:15 ethan's fukin laugh is hilarious, gets me every damn time.
i can imagine Ethan on scooter slowly going through the streets with a huge vape cloud behind him.. i would really love to see that xDD
I swear this is my 7th time watching this video. Super funny, this content never gets old 😂 😂
If Ethan gets a scooter or rents one, he needs to make a main channel video of "a day in the life of a scooter person" and really enter that cursed mindset
Ethans Australian impression made my day
Do scooter races now 😂 love y'all Ethan & Hila for president 2019
went and watched the video he mentioned with the elevator, dude brought that upon himself
Obama: your on the freeway mate?!
Scooter person: ye? FkAwF!
10:00 she broke that pole to 😭🤣🤣
i was hoping for more videos, sounded like he had them stacked up. we cant get enough scooter people!
ethan talking about us aussies is priceless i love it
Not realizing I had the video in fullscreen, I tried to click the youtube notification. I realized I'm a 2 brain cell human when the video paused.
I hope I'm not the only one binge watching these
Why did I get sudden flashbacks of when Ethan compared his fat belly to hila’s pregnant belly
As an Australian ethans impersonation is gold
The australian saying Fook off m8 is just beautiful everytime. The meme is g8, I r8 it 8/8, cheers m8.
the scooter guy that fell down the elevator shaft... PRICELESS!
The freeway one--there's like a hug shoulder! Why's he in the road?!
These scooter videos are just too good. I hope they never end.
Imagine looking out you window to se a dude in a mobility scooter on the freeway🤦♂️😂
12:08 Ethan's brain screeching to a halt to catch himself from saying "fat ass"
you missed it, but the scooter face smack toll booth lady , well her hair fell off at the very very end.
I love your scooter segments, they make me laugh so hard. Thanks for digging for the best clips to showcase for us.
If you're looking for the video Ethan described first, search "Elevator Eats Suicidal Korean Wheelchair Man" on YT.
tocov THANK YOU!
11:09 she straight up snatched her own wig
You should make a video of you destroying everything in sight on your scooter
A fat scooter person ran over my bare toe once and kept sending it full steam ahead without even stopping or apologising. I chased after her and tried to turn off her scooter but could only see a setting marked as a hare and a tortoise so I flicked the lever down to tortoise mode which powered her down to walking speed. She started mouthing off at me until I got a potent whiff of shit and I realised she was marinating in her own hot diarrhoea. These people are a different breed. I realised at that moment it was pointless arguing; how can they ever understand to respect others when they’re incapable of even a small demonstration of self respect?
if you love australian, watch big lez show and mike nolan show... best cartoon on the internet, made by 2 guys in MS paint
Oath mate
0:07 More like in our skateparks 😂😂👌
South Park's portray of scooter people is very accurate
Which episode is that? Lol
@@Trevktaves It's called Raising the Bar. Hilarious xD
Loving this Scooter Saga
Funny story me and on of my friends where walking out of a monster jam thing in our local hockey arena when I was younger and as we where walking to the car with my parents and their parents a scooter person comes flying down the side walk looked old enough to be a grandma but definitely didn’t have any walking disability so me and my friends came up with the very fitting name and was dubbed the “Runway Grandma”
The End
Ethans Australian accent is fucking hilarious its so far from good i love it
Does anybody have the link to the vid Ethan talks about in the beggining?
Found it: ruclips.net/video/dsjDRD0DXk0/видео.html
Good man
10:15 hahahahahaha im laughing so hard it's making me hiccup. And then laugh some more, and then hiccup even harder. I can't stop hahahahaha
Starting to think scooter people do have super powers because she Litterally bent that metal post with her face.
I never laughed so hard watching a h3 clip before 😂😂
Yeh? Mate,you're on the freeway