10 Hours Stuck in IKEA
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2016
- By popular demand we head to Ikea
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If I saw Ethan in public I'd be fucking afraid
Just look at the way he moves
+Hivlik I'd be bashful of his Chub n tuck
+Callum I cry
And the eyebrows
People who live in New York City like me are always at risk.
I bet some parents had to tell their kids not to stare at Ethan
I bet kids improved their vocabulary - Dad what did Mummy mean by wide berth?
G.girl at around 2:54 you can see a little girl staring and the Dad stops her
G.girl "He has a mental disability, hunny"
G.girl
Don't stare at fat people with huge fupas, sweetheart
Oliver Humphris The dad just bopped her on the head HAHAHAHA
Too bad he didnt find the third free secret. He wouldve lost his mind if he got a free paper ruler
2:54 There’s a girl staring at Ethan and the dad tells her to turn away.
🤣🤣
She looked at him as if he was a crazy 32 year old man who makes shitty videos on youtube
Its a whole family if you look closely lol
Jen Mercado buddy, it’s called a joke. Calm down
@@jenmercado8860 i'd like to see you take a joke
Sean and Ethan look like before and after pictures of some shady weight loss program.
Gabe Casey
Truer words are never spoken.
Ps: I think Sean looks like Casey neistat on a budget
The fupa diaries.
Gabe Casey yoooooooo!
Gabe Casey lol
Anyone who says Sean looks anything like Ethan is either lying or blind.
I am Swedish and I love IKEA meatballs how dare you make fun of my culture this is the equivalent to rape
TRIGGERED
It's american Ikea dumbfuck
Im also sweed, and I love IKEA aswell, but i dont care cus it's Ethan and Hila that are doing it :)
those meatballs looked like shit compared to the ones I've had in the uk, maybe they don't make them the same in the US
Heja Sverige!
Is it me or Ethan brother looks like every Male tennis pro
Looks like djokovic
Low-key doe
Honestly it is one of the most wholesome fucking things of all time to watch hilas journey from being a really shy quiet person to being able to talk about whatever she wants me as being a super shy person it just gives me like a warm feeling inside
RandoCalrissian yes!!! Agree - she is the best
Her new blogs will blow your mind, she’s gone full blown super model on us peasants
I remember going there when I was little and thinking "will we ever leave"
Fisher Shell Cool story bro
That's the very thing I always think about whenever we visit IKEA, even if it's just a quickie
I remember going there when I was an adult and thinking "will we ever leave"
I see people taking naps throughout IKEA...
my local ikea has a kid's playplace. it has a height limit.
"Here sean take these" "Sean, You dont have to listen to Ethan."
😂😂
😂😂
😂😂
😂😂
😅😅
Little did they know they would actually need those baby bibs.
Lmao nice
Lol comment happened 9 months ago
Hello my brudda
Fortnite
r/wholesome
Sean was rocking the bass pro shop hat before everyone else. The true trend setter
The scariest thing about IKEA is that once you get in the only way to get out is to walk through the whole entire store
@@llamaboy1991 ummmmmm are you like two years old you immature squimp
There are shortcuts. Hidden doors everywhere. You just need to watch the staff to find out where to go.
And the scariest thing about ikea is that they all look the same. I couldn't tell if this store was in the US or somewhere in Europe.
TheRealMDG no, it’s probably an indirect way of telling the chick to put her tits away. OR he is an immature squimp
@@hippityhoppity4760 r/whiteknighting
@@maxchen2817 eh
sean is like a slim version of ethan
do ya reckon he has a fat version of hila as a wife
Exactly lmfao
A slim normal Ethan
was that really sean in the video? didnt look like him
\memegod do u know that people can have the same name, right?
You should of added emotional in the title, I was not expecting that really emotional moment when you bought your brother that toothbrush holder
I love how these two incredibly shy/anxious people can be so outwardly goofy when in each others company.
Sean is Ethan on a diet
There is no such thing as a diet when it comes to a fat man living off sodie-pops.
Pocket Rowlette *THICC BOI
Sean is Ethan if he wouldnt be homeless
Agfan1201 the person in your profile picture needs to go on a diet
Chef Bojack no they need plastic surgery
Sean looks like Ethan if he was skinny
No shit
It's almost like it is his brother
not all brothers look exactly the same...
A Lie
Specially them.
Is like one is chinese and the other black.
Are you trying to be funny? Cuz it's just cringe
"I feel like the world is gonna end soon" Yea it feels like that now.
a SCP-3008 Survivor here's his story
WillGames I was looking for this comment hahaha
I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THWT AHA
Getting free things that resupplies every day.
@@sergeantrhymespitter me too.
i was looking and also planning to comment this
When Ethan eats the meatballs his eyebrows don't dance.
IKEA meatballs are so bad, they temporarily cure his tourette's
Ethan has been lieing to us this whole time, confirmed as of now
Meatballs are the direct counter to Tourette's
GMF_ 469 youre mum gay
+The Ban Man sick burn...
I'm not gonna lie if I saw Ethan out and about and I didn't know who he was I'd think he was disabled
Callum Bishop when I started reading this I thought it was gonna be one of those "I'm not gonna lie this is definitely me when..." jokes
Callum Bishop lololol
lmaoooo
I-
8:15 Ethan was warning us
Ethan: a RUclipsr warning us to stop wasting our precious time.
RUclips: the biggest timewaster of all time 😂
Ikea was so fun as a kid, i actually preferred to walk the store instead of staying in the play place. The food was always sick too. It feels so nostalgic stepping into an ikea.
"Sean you don't have to listen to Ethan." Lmfao I love Hila
Same
best girl
fucking weeeeeeeeeebs
some loser Your profile name suits you.
666 likes
Ethan's boyfriend seems nice.
Proud of you Ethan .
Yeah he's so hot too. Like do you know if he's single?
proof god is dead
x1c3x okI
Ethan looks like he wandered out of the Simpson’s and ended up in bobs burgers
Ethan : “ Sean how do you feel about your new toothbrush holder from ikea?” Sean : “I’m sooo excited. I’m gonna go home and I’m gonna take my toothbrush and I’m gonna put it right inside.”
Jessica Downey I was letting the video pay and I was scrolling through the comments and the toothbrush shot played as I was reading your comment 🚬💉💊
Ollie H this happened to me too ,,what
Thank you for posting this for all the deaf people who don't know how to turn on captions.
Ben Shapiro lmao
Not even kidding.... i have a life-long supply of IKEA- pencils for the next 2000 years.
The BobEsponja
My dad and I used to play a game who can get more pencils out there. (they are 4 free) lmao
Wolfen LOL same! me and my friends took like 2k pencils!!
When I was younger me and my brother used to take loads but make sure the other one wouldn't catch us and as soon as we got in the car we would stab each other with pencils and throw them at each other, not very safe but it was fun lmao
bantruk you are that lazy to write 2000 really how much time did switching over to the normal keyboard and then click k instead of three zeros really
govi sharma people can access RUclips from a computer
Sean you don't have to listen to Ethan
Abby are you serious? They are just giving this away
whos here in 2020 and just realized why Ethan said that the world is gonna end and he talked about toilet supplies?????
wowww
"Why would anyone eat this crap"
*continues eating*
The joke
I just want to confess here that I once stole an IKEA pencil and that I still have it and I feel pretty bad about it
I am Swedish and i can say thats the only true way to become Swedish.
if i eat Swedish fish gummies will I become partly Swedish?
Oh don't be sad little kawaii girl
The fuck is wrong with ya
Lol i was on a school trip once and we had a break because something had to be done with the bus. We stopped at this weird area whith almost nothing around but supermarkets. That one kid from our class who had autism went to ikea and came back with like 70 pencils and gave everyone a few.
You're in Vegas? If you decide to come to Salt Lake City on your trip, stop by the Olive Garden downtown and request me as your waiter, I'd be the happiest guy ever!
I live in Utah to!
+Blue Lemonade Gaming same, Salt Lake City
So do 3 million other people.
+Max Wilson Nah, there aren't 3 million other people working here at the downtown OG. Besides, the population of this city is about 191k
+Time Muffin Always watching!
the ending brought me to tears, a man changing his toothbrush cup is something we can all relate to
Ikea baby bibs for Theadore
Sean Klein + Fupa = Ethan Klein
Sean looks like a malnourished ethan. If he ate more papa johns and drank more sodie pops they would be twins.
if they were twins ethan would've absorbed sean in the womb
+Goodnight, Marina xD
Ethan "here Shaun hold this" Klein
Ethan: i feel like societys about to end
4 years later: its corona time
Lenny Retacchi Stfu
@@yungybn751 you stfu
Fupas unite!!!!!
@@yungybn751 bruh why
he was looking at the toilet plungers too
**ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, DUDE?**
lmfao Hila hugged Sean yet we will never see Hila show affection towards Ethan...the plot thickens...love triangle perhaps???
Don't be nasty, they're all siblings dude. She was just saying bye to her brother
Three some pls
+drewdog454 lol, is this b8? Ethan and Hila are married
Captain Toad lmao they are siblings my dude wtf
+Dominic Giannantonio looool the b8 is real, naw they married
Sad thing is 6 years later the couch costs 450 and the kids hands are still bleeding
Ethan : cherish your time on earth.
Me: wow, I spend most of my time on RUclips, maybe I should do something good
Also me: *clicks another video*
Life is about entertainment
I just realized I ate at the same table as Ethan one month apart
It's a fuckin table.
***** I made a fucking observation
Kyle Grob I fucking did too.
Kyle Grob i probably would have shit my pants and been like "if only i waited another month"
You should all meet up and sit at the same table.
You and your brother look like you're related.
**loses over 10 million braincells immediately**
+Jake Thunderbird your picture reflects your statement
no they're married not brothers
they might be related since they're brothers. hmmm right?
+Samantha Murray .-.
I really love that emotional part when you bought Sean the toothbrush holder I’m legit about to cry 😭
Ethan finally has a use for all those baby bibs
Lol, I liked the meatballs so much that I bought a bag of frozen ones at the little grocery store at the end.
TheDudeofDudes same I love them
same
Molly No they are not.
i love seeing all 3 of the klein siblings together :)
Ethan is married to Hila..
+iLander we haven't even seen them have sex on video how could they be married?
Ethan and Hila are married.
+VYSUS Do you understand what a joke is?
my last name is also Klein and I have two siblings aswell, illuminaty confirmed??????
This being recommended to me after yesterday’s pod, is perfection 🤣🤣🤣
I complete forgot that I watched I'm lucky it was recommended, I rarely rewatch things but it feels great to rewatch this old video from this channel
I am not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I go to Ikea
Twinkle Desai good one
IDK what my faith is, but Ethan is one of the main prophets
Stupid pewdiepie profile pic
/Me_oh_me_oh_my huh??
***** who?
***** I'm not me
***** why do people keep calling me a varg?
SEAN WEARING THE BASS PRO SHOPHAT “THERES NO SUCH THING AS A Coincidence” 😮💨
What?
I have spent -almost- all of my free time binge watching everything h3 for the last two months and im not even half way thru, but one thing I do is to make sure I watch again my favorite videos including this
This is the first H3 video I saw. I proceeded to watch alllll of the other ones and fell in love hard.
Milk Dog same oml
Milk Dog mee toooooo
wait so u watched all other videos and came back to this video again !wtf is wrong with lol
John Short what, what is wrong with League of legends?
Pootislord it's a shit game only getting worse every season
European walks into American McDonald's.
Are you serious right now are they just giving away free refills here?
We have free refills in McDonald's too... but we have Nandos too, so sorry
+NIStreakz wow... that went completely over my head lol
in sweden we dont have free refills ;_;
Elias Beats wat?
America has Nandos too
i love coming back to all your classic videos years later, bring back so many memories:)
10 hours in ten minutes, the power of editing
I live in Canada and I think our Ikea has fucking great meatballs.
Sweden.
some said its made up to horse meat
What's wrong with horse meat?
Don't trow fruit at the computer.
+djunior874 nothing im just stating a fact ;)
i use an old salsa jar as my tooth brush holder, it was like the same price as the ikea one.. only it came with salsa. beat that ikea.
Andrew Subola I used a salsa jar as a piggy bank
Andrew Subola, I do the same thing! I use them as drinking cups, too. This way, if you don't finish it, you can just put the cap back on and it's good until you come back to it.
Watching these old videos during quarantine is making feel so at easeeee
Damnnnnn your bro was wearing Bass Pro Shops hats way before their time. THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE ✨
*whispers* I always steal the wooden pencils
Same
Why does Ethan spend so much more time with his Sister than with Sean?
wat
Ethan and Hila are very close siblings. It is almost like they are married.
S DB Ohhhh right. And I have to agree they are so close to the point they seem married.
i'm kinda worried. it's almost incesty
WAIT ALL THIS TIME IVE BEEN FOOLED OR WHAT? THEY SAID THEY WERE MARRIED BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
OMG I LOVE THIS CHANNEL. Just found it today and I can’t stop watching. Ethan has got the cutest personality I’ve ever seen EVER.
Dude you’re relationship is what I hope to find one day. You and Hila are two really fucking happy people
“Cherish every moment on earth, don’t waste your time in IKEA”...........Spends 10 hours in IKEA just walking around
Not going to lie I love Hila. She just seems so genuine
Max Werner classy
Creepy fuck.
She’s a great carer
To me she always kind of looks sick... Like her eyes are always dark and kind of sunken in. It's actually a bit concerning to me :/
+I Was Promised Jetpacks
Bruh, I always look like a meth addict, but I'm okay.
Hila's fine. Some people just look very sick, but that's a side effect of being a somewhat timid and quiet person like her. She's awesome.
I actually wrote parts of my math finals with IKEA pencils... didn't let me down though
Stainless steel toothbrush holder from IKEA- $9.99. Being able to take your toothbrush out of the plastic solo cup and put it in your new toothbrush holder-priceless
"Don't go to IKEA for the meatballs"...I literally go to IKEA for the meatballs
same, and the ice cream
I'd reconsider my life decisions if I was you
dont you got fucking supermarkets? why would any sane person go to a furniture shop for the food
I read so much comments like this and I was so hyped for meatballs, and when they finally opened ikea in my shitty country, I went to try them. Biggest disappointment in my life xD and it is so expensive too! Like, in other countries, you go cos it is cheap. Here, it's not even cheap lol xD
+mariekegraus when u try one IKEA meatball, you're hooked for life my friend. You gotta get ur fix if y'know what im sayin
I GO TO THAT IKEA ALL THE TIME
I LITERALLY HAVE WALKED IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF A G O D
Emmo Minion, you have been *blessed.*
@@papaq3810 papa blessed
i live close to that ikea and have sat in that exact table they sat in for food
All Ikeas look the same too me
Same
6:16 bruh that prediction
This video is underrated
so nice of his carer and her husband to take him to ikea
Jewest video ever, everything that is free, Ethan takes it
+Douglas Mayfield i think it was just a goof dude don't take it seriously lol
it's just a prank bro
Douglas Mayfield You can't put the pencils back.
Emil, yes you can. You can see that by the way the glass boxes things are designed. What do you think they order new boxes to refill pens? lmfao
LMAAAOAOOA
*In second grade, there was a kid in my class named “Sean”. And idk why it was hard for me to read his name that I would pronounce it “Seen” and because of dat, I started calling him “Seen” ;-;*
•Karim YMN02• Oh my god, I did this too 😂
Yeah everytime i read sean i pronounce it as seen. IF YOU WANNA NAME YOUR CHILDREN SHAUN JUST NAME THEM SHAUN BRO WTF
Fascinating
little did they know that they would need those baby bibs
Oh shit, this stuff is free? *looks around while grabbing a bunch*
D.M. N. that's what happens when a capitalist encounters socialism
Soviet anthem plays in the distance
D.M. N. Hey Sean, hold this hold this
So nice of a brother and sister to buy a homeless person a toothbrush holder 💜💜
Debra Jean Wife"
JosdphProductions that's the joke
He’s not a homeless person he’s actually my 8th grade teacher
Yessssss
A very ill, drug addicted homeless guy.
0:18 Ethan: Truly God's land, is it not?
Hila: *laughs in Hebrew*
Don’t forget the free twine when you’re loading up your car at the end
A R E Y O U S E R I O U S R I G H T N O W ?
In the UK the ikea food is delicious
Same over here in Canada. Sorry you guys are getting fed Chinese children over in the states :/
I'm not sorry. More good food for us
Just like costco! I had American Costco ice cream and it was horrible but canadian is so amazing
Yeah and they sell ice creams for 20p! Always loved going to ikea when I was little for all the unhealthy food that my parents wouldn't normally buy, but since it was so cheap they couldn't say no
That's because the UK has such low standards for food already.
please bring this channel back to life
Wow Ethan great work keep it up
Sometimes when I was younger I’d do stupid stuff like this with my friends and say, wow, we could film us hanging out and people would watch it. That’s exactly what this is.
Me and my friends once went to an amusement park and "vloged" it for another friend. This was basically similar ha ha ha. That friend enjoyed it but we never uploaded it to the Internet
@@jknight9613 someones having a bad day smh
JKnight you don’t know the guy?
@@jknight9613 You dont even fucking know who he is bro. Stop being a fucking bitch LOL
@@kathy-leew3989 I think you should
it was nice for ethan's care taker to take ethan to Ikea
Nochillsam 2 sister*
sphasout wife*
Just some gamer ,gaming and stuff *sister*
Just some gamer ,gaming and stuff sister*
99cent toilet plungers is peak civilization...
everyone can afford to plunge their clogged toilets, not just the rich and famous.
must admit i did laugh
I wish they had the energy or desire to do more story times and vlogs like this. Love them.
Holy shit Sean and Ethan look so alike what the fuck!
Luka B That problem runs in the family
It's almost as if family members actually look like each other! Crazy, right?
You're fucking idiots. Being related to someone doesn't instantly mean you look super similar. I've met lots of people and their relatives don't look alike at all.
Luka B I've also met plenty that do look like their siblings, because that's not exactly uncommon either.
Brianna Nicole yeah, but these are very similar, not just similar in face shape like it is usually.
H3h3 is just looking through the eyes of hila.😮
LNL Productions when the Ethan rant with the earth, its true
So true... its just snippets of her life seen from her eyes.
Hila 3y3s
you are a god
this is the content we need him to make
6:05 foreshadowing
"When they complain and they ask for a raise, this is where they go". Savage
divan osoba no joke I read this comment right when Sean said that, that’s fucking weird
divan osoba I mean...sad
HudsonHey11 Me too! holy thic!
Ethan is a thicc boi, but Sean is a spicy boi *fire emoji*
Here take mine 🔥
*Ethan be dummy thicc*
i miss that intro
Just rewatching these videos I love the podcast but I miss the old content on this channel
So, I'm writing this to document what I can only assume is my sudden descent into insanity. I can't possibly be THAT bad a navigator, and yet as I write this I've been trapped in Ikea for 2 days. I haven't seen another person in the entire time I've been here. I thought it was a prank at first. Turn the place into a maze, get all the people out and see how long it takes me to get lost, then everyone has a good old laugh. Realised that wasn't the case when I tried to backtrack. Everything had changed, so I ended up lost. Instead of the exit, it was just row after row of bookcases.
So, I'm trapped in Ikea. Sounds like the setup for a bad joke. The lights went out at 10pm. Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack, that loud electrical THUNK sound and then pitch blackness. Place is full of beds though and my phone has a torch on it - but no damn signal - so I found a bed and went to sleep. Spent most of the next day trying to find my way out with no luck. Did find a restaurant serving those meatballs though, so at least I won't starve. That's probably the punchline to that joke. Anyway they were still warm and fresh, but I haven't seen anyone around who could have cooked them. Made my way back to the beds before the lights cut out again since it's too dark to search with them off.
It's 9.10am now, the lights came back on a little while ago. I'm sure I've searched the entire area around where I came in now and the exit obviously isn't here, so I'm going to pick a direction and hope for the best.
Day 3 of my magical Ikea mystery adventure. If I wasn't sure that there was something seriously weird about this place before, I am now. Walked for 3 hours in a more or less straight line (insert Ikea joke here) before I came across a ladder next to one of those huge stock shelves they have here. Climbed up to get my bearings, and it looks like this place just stretches on forever. Like that scene from the Lion King, except instead of trees and grass it was all shelves and tables and crap. I did see a person moving not too far away though, so I headed over.
Thought it was a staff member at first - it was wearing the uniform. And hell maybe it was, maybe freakish 7ft tall monsters with long arms, short legs and no faces are just the kinds of thing they want working at Super Ikea. Damn thing completely ignored me though, and with no eyes or ears I can't even be sure it knew I was there. Thought about shoving it or something to get its attention, but its hands were big enough to crush a water melon so I decided against it. It just kept moving along and eventually I lost sight of it so I decided to carry on the way I was going.
Anyway, no comfy bed for me tonight. Looks like I've entered the Improbably Hard and Pointy Table section of the store. Guess I'll have to make do with some bunched up tablecloths. Phone battery died during the day too. Didn't work anyway, but I feel like I've just lost some vital lifeline.
You ever see one of those cartoons where they're going through doors in a hallway and they just pop out of another door in the same hallway? That's how I feel right now. I've seen nothing but the same identical bookshelf for 2 days now. Just row after row after row of them. I mean, come on. I love books as much as the next guy, but this is excessive. I'm obviously still moving forwards though, I can see the signs hanging overhead passing by. Too bad none of them say "Exit".
Not sure who I was addressing that question to. Lets just say it was practice for the autobiography I'm going to write when I get out of here. I'll call it "My perfectly normal trip to a regular old Ikea".
Been here for 10 days now. Most of the people I asked said they stopped keeping track a long time ago and one guy, Chris, said he'd been in here for years.
Years.
Apparently there are rumours of people who do manage to get out. And of people who see the exit, only to have it vanish before their very eyes. I get the feeling not everyone believes that, but I do. Explains how we got stuck in here in the first place (sort of). And I mean, come on. Staff monsters, row after endless row of high quality Swedish furniture. I don't know why they would find a disappearing door so hard to believe in.
Anyway, I went out scavenging for food at a nearby shop with Sandra and Jerry today. Once you learn the landmarks of this place it's not so hard to navigate. The overhead signs help a lot, but there are others; not too far in the distance a huge section of those giant stock shelves has collapsed against each other and way off in the east (we all assume it's east anyway - apparently Ikea doesn't sell compasses) is some kind of tower that looks like its made of wood, reaches all the way to the ceiling. Maybe they were trying to break out through the roof. Lights up at night so there must be people there, but its apparently a few days walk (which means it must be miles away) so no one here really knows for sure. Apparently I got incredibly lucky sleeping out in the open for a week without getting ripped to bits by the staff. That's me. Lucky lucky lucky.
We found some food in the shop. Guess the staff restocked it during the night, which was nice of them. There was a telephone on the wall, so I figured I'd try it out. There was a voice on the other end, but they were just talking nonsense. Random words strung together with no real meaning. You ever see a video of someone with aphasia? Kind of sounded like that. Didn't answer me when I spoke to them anyway. Sandra says all the phones in here are the same.
Oops, asking the journal questions again!
CamTroid lol
I was thinking last night. The ceiling on this place is pretty high and as far as anyone can tell it goes on forever. Shouldn't there be some kind of weather in here? I'm sure I read about some NASA building that was so big it had its own weather patterns, with clouds and stuff. This place is definitely bigger than that, but now that I think about it I'm pretty sure I've never felt so much as a temperature change in here.
I'll add it to the Grand List of Weird Bullshit.