Imagine being a fan of the h3 podcast...and then seeing them review a picture of you taking a shit through a foggy glass. Thank you for the appreciation. Fun Fact: This comment was made while on a public toilet.
we had an almost 2" gap between the door and wall at work. And this was a new bathroom. I complained and it got fixed. I worded the complaint about the lock not able to latch on, due to the gap.
i saw those toilets in amsterdam, the glass is actually clear at first and turns frosted when you lock it. i don’t know if i should have been impressed or confused
Some buildings will have bathroom windows with glass like that. It's mainly used for a window next to a bathtub so someone can keep it frosted when they're getting in and out but be able to see out when sitting in the tub.
Samdara I’d say it’s also drug related, to stop drug use being so prevalent in toilets, similar to putting IV lights in toilets so people can’t see their veins.
Em Em arent drugs legal in Amsterdam though? That’s a really good point though, drug users love doing it in public in a stall happens in the restaurant I work at every day
They hatin' Watchin' me poop and tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty
@@DavidHanks90 I don't think the toilet paper breaks the water tension. I think the toilet paper sits on top of the water and spreads out the force of the incoming chocolate drop so as to utilize the surface tension of the water to maximum effect.
I have been to hotels, especially in Europe, where they have frosted doors in the actual hotel rooms. I've had to share rooms with people and whenever we had to use the toilet we would ask each other to leave. Berlin, I'm looking at you.
Yup I stayed at a hotel in New York with my fiancé and they had this set up in the rooms. Nothing hotter than trying to sneak a dump with your fiancé in the room which was basically open to the bathroom area
When somebody knocks on a restroom/stall door while I'm in there... 1st time: "Occupied." 2nd time: "Occupied." ('Cause maybe they didn't hear me or it's a different person) 3rd time: "Knock again and I'll take a nap in here."
Just the very first few seconds of the video when it’s silent for a few seconds because everyone’s studying the image and then all the sudden Chris is like “What-What??” meanwhile Ethan is cheering, already made me love this highlight.
Vicariousleigh Well everyone has their own humor and such, to each their own. Do you like Joe Rogan at all? You might like his podcast more, but it’s RUclips there is a lot of good content to find and choose from to watch.
nah, what you do to avoid the splash is you move over and angle so you don't hit the water and your shit leaves chunky skids on it's journey down the side of the bowl, then you don't flush so the next lucky patron gets to enjoy your artwork.
I work in retail so I use the bathroom at the mall often enough that now I can’t shake old dudes’ hands. They never wash their hands no matter what business they did. Gives me the shivers every time I see them just strut out of there.
I think it took him a moment to process what he was being asked, it's not everyday someone says "you don't want a stranger pissing on your thighs do you?"
it took awhile to process because the statement doesn't really make sense. Chris already said if the seat is wet, he wipes it. Also, who equates sitting on a toilet with being pissed on?
@@MrPackerProductions Im talking about eating habits and what you throw down your throat. In Europe our food standards are way higher. Meat may not contain any antibiotics or non-edibles for example.
A new strat I discovered, to avoid splash: Just do it standing up, slightly curved (obviously), and at very moment it leaves the anus, while still in the air, making its descent, jump forward/get out of dodge - - keep in mind you'll need some space to make said jump, since the higher fall will create a larger radius of splash, and even jeopardize the safety of the utensils in the vicinity. Doing it fully naked will aid in mobility to perform such timing-based techniques, and enhance the "feel" for the weight and length of each stool. This meeting is now over. Good-Night.
Firstly, if you jump forward, is there not danger of your cheeks closing and smearing shit everywhere? Secondly, why are there utensils? are you shitting in your kitchen sink? You should fix that issue before worrying about splash-back... "Oh no, i got filthy dish water, soap suds all over the hole i squeeze my shits through..."
I had a warehouse job, I would walk to the back of the huge underground storage and just kick back all day. There were plugs and even a locker room that had been abandoned ever since they remodeled the front entrance area. Best job ever, $15/hr to chill in a huge empty bathroom with my phone charging and relaxing all day. It came to an end when the OSHA did a compliance walk thru. They checked the very back of the storage area for a regulatory wash station and BAM! My boss Bryan opened the door and there I was, passed out, on the toilet with my phone playing Cleetus McFarlands channel. Vape on the sink and my lunch on the table. It was an immediate termination 🤣🤣🤣 I had already put in my 2 weeks about a week prior to this, but they went ahead let me leave with dignity intact lol.
@@joekonopik2163 hahaha. This was years ago. Me and my old boss were friends outside of work and talk fairly regularly since I've moved down to Texas. He told me, not long after this, that they ended up taking the entire back of the warehouse out and replaced it with a new shipping and receiving area for better production 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But in public restrooms? Why should we all be violated because some junkies? Its one thing in treatment where you sign away your rights. But in public? Nah, not ok.
@@FukaiKokoro no one said this picture is of a public restroom... you get triggered as easily as a feminist... You haven't even seen a frosted glass stall and you're triggered that your ability to shit is being opressed
JeBentMislukt the life will teach you to shit in a public bathroom And one day you will realize that there no toilet paper And you will ask the guy next to you And he will say *shut your ass up lil bitch I'm not a charity nigga*
I have had literal nightmares where I needed to use the bathroom and the stalls looked like that so I couldn't go and woke up in a sweat. AND somehow, someone thought that was a good design!?
We had the same problem when i was in elementary-school, but it was even worse, since it was à really crappy school we didn't have gender-separations, the stalls were basically in the fucking hall Now add stalls with no-locks to the fucking recipe And you basically had a school with horny boys playing russian-roulette by opening randoms stalls hoping there would be a girl in it Also, the teacher loved drink coffee at recess while bettinh on fighting kids instead of shopping them Yes, it was hell
Man idk if it's just me but Hila has really opened up and is very involved and having a great time. Not that she never did but she shows it alot more and that makes me happy for her. Chris is fucking hilarious and super chill though so maybe that's why or her having a kid idk but it's great 😁
I got a nasty UTI when I was a kid from a park bathroom toilet. Those steel ones that they never ever clean right. Nobody believed me either. The doctor said “that’s impossible” when I clearly remember details that cement that possibility. I’ll spare you lol.
I'm not from the usa but when I went there, I noticed that alot of public bathroom stalls had gaps between the doors and stalls about a centimeter wide and you could fully see in there where the door was closed
You could spray some chrome on the inside of that stall and it would be perfectly functional, but it's probably there to humiliate the workers of the building if they take a bathroom break. This can't just be an oversight
@@DayzahVoo yeah i know. I'm just saying that she keeps getting progressively more energetic as the show goes on. Plus she's been taking care of theo for a bit lol.
Ever since corporate had these installed at the home office, they are saving 65% on toilet paper costs in the men's room. Unfortunately, toilet paper costs have gone up 16, 420% in the women's room as the female employees are using toilet paper as drapes over the three walls of the stall.
One time I used the school bathroom and forgot to check to see if there was piss on the seat. After I sat I realized the entire seat was just piss. This made me feel sad.
My boyfriend’s family have that frosted glass covering their entire back door bathroom that sits right at the front of the house. So, whenever I’m walking to his house around 6pm I can literally see the outline of his brother sitting in the bath as you walk past. Worst part is it’s illuminated in the dark by the light. It’s the most unsettling thing.
NativeBrownTrout 180d This is in a rehab center and used to maintain supervision while also having some sort of privacy. Also used in hospitals for people on suicide watch, that sort of thing. Edit: Spoke with a colleague and they had a client request to put one of these stalls in. It was a government building that would eventually house parole officers on the floor (the project was just one floor remodel). (Not mine, found on reddit)
Can we just all agree that Hila is just the most awesome person on this planet -I just love her so much 🙂❤️ Chris’s story telling is golden 😂 Ethan much love as well 👑❤️ fabulous podcast as always
The worst have to be portable bathrooms aka jiffy johns its like dropping a rock a foot into a pool there's always splash back. I really try to avoid these if possible.
"come on in!" Is the BEST response to somebody knocking on a stall door lmao
James Black holy shit I’m gonna start doing that
Come on in. Oh no not that phrase 👀
That's a very bad idea. Some people will try to come in.
Homosexicle i’ll piss on their leg
Just open the door
Everybody gangsta til its time to use a public toilet
Nah imy chillin when I use a public bathroom. I just sit there turn up my phone volume and watch a video and everyone turns around
What's up with the "everyone's gangster til [add situation here] comments?
I shit behind a porter potty at a soccer game it smelled too bad.
When I shit in public bathrooms I don't flush
Nitelynx everyone turns around? What do you mean
1:27 1:32 *Ethan's laugh sounds like he's leveling up.*
Guido Mista This is such an underrated comment.
😂😂😂
Or hes really a sim from sims 2
His victory screen sounds when his character wins in smash hoahoa HOWWWW
thanks Guido, yade yade yade
If somebody knocks on the door say, "who is it?" That usually makes people very uncomfortable.
this comment has me fuckin dyin right now lmaoooo
I say, come in.
You the man
@@happyhammer1 Hahahahaa. I've actually done that before too! But only once because the weirdo actually came in!
I laughed so hard at this 🤣
wait.. I thought the most common strategy to reduce splashing was to shit on your hand and then dropping it gently into the bowl
project 2501 omg 😭😭
You don’t? Weirdo...
just shit your pants
fre439 yeah then casually drop it through the pant leg while pretending to be on the phone
Just shit standing up on the toilet
Imagine being a fan of the h3 podcast...and then seeing them review a picture of you taking a shit through a foggy glass.
Thank you for the appreciation.
Fun Fact: This comment was made while on a public toilet.
Lmao
Would you ever admit that it was you though?
saw this and died. that would be awsome lol
this the best shit i seen all day
@@theoregonguy U kidding me!? This would be my ticket into the podcast! XD
Looks like me after my parents yelled at me and I'm in the bathroom crying
Pussy
When you accidentally run over your pet squirrel so run into your bathroom and start crying
Charles Smith chill bro
Oh dang...
Lol wtf?
And I thought the crack between the door and the stall was bad, yikes!
we had an almost 2" gap between the door and wall at work. And this was a new bathroom. I complained and it got fixed. I worded the complaint about the lock not able to latch on, due to the gap.
you can see him through the wall better than through the crack
Tom Servo Oh my god dude, that’s my worst nightmare. Who tf would design something solely made for privacy and leave gaps like that?
ShweSuckDick DoneSoyGay
How much time you do in there?
Thank god I’m in Germany, we don’t have stalls like that!
Man I wish they'd play music in public bathrooms so it'd be less awkward.
You'd love Japan then. There's an option to play privacy sounds like running water.
@@scottianson384 yeah, i probably would love Japan!!!
I've been to places where they do, ITS SO MUCH BETTER
Death metal in w.c
Takin a shit listening to birds chirping and keygen techno BLASTING would be the dream
Did I just watch over 16 minutes of adult men ranting about a toilet stall?
He speaks fax that’s why u stayed
That's basically adulthood.
Näin taisi käydä.
Yes and it was HILARIOUS!
Voihan Viineri adult men and adult woman!
i saw those toilets in amsterdam, the glass is actually clear at first and turns frosted when you lock it. i don’t know if i should have been impressed or confused
Only in Holland is this a great idea.
Some buildings will have bathroom windows with glass like that. It's mainly used for a window next to a bathtub so someone can keep it frosted when they're getting in and out but be able to see out when sitting in the tub.
Samdara I’d say it’s also drug related, to stop drug use being so prevalent in toilets, similar to putting IV lights in toilets so people can’t see their veins.
@@candykanefpv That's a good point. But on a stall? lol
Em Em arent drugs legal in Amsterdam though? That’s a really good point though, drug users love doing it in public in a stall happens in the restaurant I work at every day
It’s the worst time of my life when a public toilet flushes while I’m still seated... I feel like I’ve been contaminated with the plague.🤬🤮
loser
Just cover the sensor with toilet paper!
@_ benni can I get some pork? I cant sprint anymore
i have a fear of using automatic toilets bc of this
I pooped in a porta potty and had the blue water splash up directly into my butthole.
YOU CAN SEE HIM WIPING.
Oh god
is to make sure yo homies are wiping, its for safety
@Hemanth kamana I wipe side to side
You can smell him wiping
They hatin'
Watchin' me poop and tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty
Ethan: says joke
Hila: ...
Chris: breathes
Hila: HAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHEH
Do I smell affair
Shes used to his antics and he knows she's amused so she doesnt have to laugh outwardly anymore.
@C Mitchell I saw that too
@C Mitchell That would be crazy. I doubt it. She looks so shy.
@@mrkvomiltato871 those are the biggest freaks
When someone knocks on the door when I'm in the bathroom I just say, come in.
Madlad
I tell em come back with a warrant
"It cushions the shit" is the funniest way I've heard water tension being explained hahaha
He's not talking about water tension ... He's talking about the paper.
Nick Coad the paper breaks the water tension so it doesn’t bloop you in the butthole :)
@@DavidHanks90 I don't think the toilet paper breaks the water tension. I think the toilet paper sits on top of the water and spreads out the force of the incoming chocolate drop so as to utilize the surface tension of the water to maximum effect.
John Spencer as long as I don’t get water on the poo schute, sure. Whatever way it works.
@@DavidHanks90 the worst is when u drain the main vein then realize you have to deuce as well so the water is already filled with pee when it splashes
“Bro she’s 12” dude I wasn’t ready for that
“Bro she’s 12” I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder
Didn't age well
I can't even take a poop when somebody else is in the stall next to me. If I can see your shoes, I can't poop. smh...
pr0d1gy visions when someone sits in the stall next to you for no good reason... “right next door huh”
pERKDIZZLE 😄
The guys who chose the middle urinal
While watching this video I felt like I was part of the group lol
Quite sad but relatable
That's the exact purpose of these types of videos.
.. Hello darkness my old friend ...
Same lul
As opposed to feeling like the guy on the toilet lol
Public bathrooms are a chunk of heaven when you get car sick on a road trip
Hammy Woods
Never has a shit stained toilet seat looked more glorious
@@lukeGGlee lmao
More like chuck of heaven.
God urhhh 🤢
Just go on the side of the road lol
RUclips 2009 toilet jokes are funny.
RUclips 2019 toilet jokes still funny
Be really weird if it was any different.
Toilet jokes have been funny since the invention of toilets
I have been to hotels, especially in Europe, where they have frosted doors in the actual hotel rooms. I've had to share rooms with people and whenever we had to use the toilet we would ask each other to leave. Berlin, I'm looking at you.
Haven't ever had this experience in Berlin/Germany. What kind of Hotels do you go to goddamn
I've never heard of 2 people shitting at the same time in a single hotel room, what planet are y'all on?
Athens Greece had this too 😒
Really.. I didn't know these even existed... Never seen them in Finland...
Yup I stayed at a hotel in New York with my fiancé and they had this set up in the rooms. Nothing hotter than trying to sneak a dump with your fiancé in the room which was basically open to the bathroom area
I clicked on this out of random, im crying at my desk laughing so hard. "homie blasted ass" that's all I needed to hear.
When somebody knocks on a restroom/stall door while I'm in there...
1st time: "Occupied."
2nd time: "Occupied." ('Cause maybe they didn't hear me or it's a different person)
3rd time: "Knock again and I'll take a nap in here."
This was one of the best highlights I’ve seen from you guys
Just the very first few seconds of the video when it’s silent for a few seconds because everyone’s studying the image and then all the sudden Chris is like “What-What??” meanwhile Ethan is cheering, already made me love this highlight.
PablitoCabrera Oh yea both those stories had me tearing up from laughing
This is a highlight? Im glad i dont know who these guys are then....
Vicariousleigh Don’t know why you’d say that, this was really funny.
Vicariousleigh Well everyone has their own humor and such, to each their own. Do you like Joe Rogan at all? You might like his podcast more, but it’s RUclips there is a lot of good content to find and choose from to watch.
I’ve been using the splash prevention tactic for years, it’s a real pro move
can you explain it? I missed that part
I’ve done this every shit I’ve taken for the last 15 years. I’m glad I am not the only one.
nah, what you do to avoid the splash is you move over and angle so you don't hit the water and your shit leaves chunky skids on it's journey down the side of the bowl, then you don't flush so the next lucky patron gets to enjoy your artwork.
Mick .... so take a shit at a 45 degree angle to have one ass cheek smeared in doodoo.. solely for artwork? Mate count me in
@@purvy7240 not to mention the sound reduction
"It cushions the shit" is the best quote I've heard in a while. Great moves, Ethan. Keep it up, proud of you.
Everybody gangster untill they get splasheddd🌊😫
😂😂😂 these fucking comments
Poseidon's Kiss
I quiver when the splash hits the back of my balls!
Splooshed
My Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Thats why I poop
On company time
I didn't laugh, I giggled
reddit post
Cute
...and that's why your boss installed transparent bathroom stalls.
@@cerebraldreams4738 that bastard 🤣
Thanks Ethan for teaching us how to make a "shit nest".
I did that once at work, I felt like a genius when it worked.
I really thought everyone knew about this lol
IT CUSHIONS THE SHIT
Gotta get that landing pad to protect from Poseidon’s kiss
I work in retail so I use the bathroom at the mall often enough that now I can’t shake old dudes’ hands. They never wash their hands no matter what business they did. Gives me the shivers every time I see them just strut out of there.
❎ -Ghost stories with Chris- ❎
✅ Bathroom stories with Chris ✅
Didn’t age well either
3:13 Chris thought a little too hard about whether he wanted a stranger pissing on his thighs or not 😂
I think it took him a moment to process what he was being asked, it's not everyday someone says "you don't want a stranger pissing on your thighs do you?"
@@MurrayHerts actually i got asked that question twice today
it took awhile to process because the statement doesn't really make sense. Chris already said if the seat is wet, he wipes it. Also, who equates sitting on a toilet with being pissed on?
Tom Servo right
Louie V who is the guest?? chris what
"That's not gangster bro, that's li-"
"Nah that's gangster"
😂😂😂
Ethan has contributed several lifetimes worth of damage to the plumbing around him going by how many wetwipes & covers etc he's flushed.
Can't remember where they talked about it but Ethan Totally wrecked the plumbing for several blocks in Israel
I want to know how horrible their food is to have terrible shits all the time. Like, we in Europe dont have this problem at all.
@@Jerbod2You can't speak for all Europeans mate some of u lot are fkin grim
@@MrPackerProductions Im talking about eating habits and what you throw down your throat. In Europe our food standards are way higher. Meat may not contain any antibiotics or non-edibles for example.
@@Jerbod2 True, I only have a bad time on the toilet when I eat a lot of spicy food
“Bro, she was 12”
FBI:😂🤨🤔🤭
This aged really well
@@ethanscheiber why
@@joaco743 google Chris Delia allegations
@@ethanscheiber or very poorly depending on if you're Chris Delia or not
Didn't age well haha
When he talks about making eye, singular, contact lmfao
Killed dude
Definitely will be yelling “come on in!” With a “I’ve got party favors if you’re interested”
“I’m so paranoid that I even have to practice in my head” while performing king fu moves with her arms. Haha 😂
You literally just have to yell “occupied” so no one walks in.
ronan brady OCUPADO!!
Chris Mallett even in a locked single person toilet
Just say “I’m pushing logs in here but you can help me out. I don’t mind.” I guarantee you no one will open that door.
Dead Sinner I’m legit sure someone would lol
Its hard to do that
A new strat I discovered, to avoid splash: Just do it standing up, slightly curved (obviously), and at very moment it leaves the anus, while still in the air, making its descent, jump forward/get out of dodge - - keep in mind you'll need some space to make said jump, since the higher fall will create a larger radius of splash, and even jeopardize the safety of the utensils in the vicinity.
Doing it fully naked will aid in mobility to perform such timing-based techniques, and enhance the "feel" for the weight and length of each stool.
This meeting is now over. Good-Night.
You are an actual god.
Firstly, if you jump forward, is there not danger of your cheeks closing and smearing shit everywhere?
Secondly, why are there utensils? are you shitting in your kitchen sink? You should fix that issue before worrying about splash-back... "Oh no, i got filthy dish water, soap suds all over the hole i squeeze my shits through..."
Why 😂
cherby hilarious
Mario E. aerodynamics
I watched this while taking a dump. So perfect
It looks like my first job falling asleep in the bathroom to avoid work.
I had a warehouse job, I would walk to the back of the huge underground storage and just kick back all day. There were plugs and even a locker room that had been abandoned ever since they remodeled the front entrance area. Best job ever, $15/hr to chill in a huge empty bathroom with my phone charging and relaxing all day. It came to an end when the OSHA did a compliance walk thru. They checked the very back of the storage area for a regulatory wash station and BAM! My boss Bryan opened the door and there I was, passed out, on the toilet with my phone playing Cleetus McFarlands channel. Vape on the sink and my lunch on the table. It was an immediate termination 🤣🤣🤣 I had already put in my 2 weeks about a week prior to this, but they went ahead let me leave with dignity intact lol.
Hugh Mungus 😂
Hugh Mungus i don’t give a shit about anything else anyone has said. this is the most gangster thing ever
@@joekonopik2163 hahaha. This was years ago. Me and my old boss were friends outside of work and talk fairly regularly since I've moved down to Texas. He told me, not long after this, that they ended up taking the entire back of the warehouse out and replaced it with a new shipping and receiving area for better production 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the blue gets ya when your in the portajohn , we call that Poseidon's kiss
😂
"Kiss" in Swedish is pee, I thought you said Poseidon's pee.
If the water is blue, jump when you poo.
Ice Poseidon 👀
So instead of the creepy guy bending over and looking under and across the stall, he can just smudge his face on the glass stall directly...
Just say: Suh dude.
"Come back with a warrant" is the right way to deal with bathroom stall knockers
Watching Ethan and Chris constantly touching their faces while talking about shitting is like reverse ASMR.
I like the Chris guy. You guys should invite him more often. Lmao, Ethan was fed up with him defending scrappy behavior.
Light Shadow he has his own podcast y’know. It’s called congratulations. Dude is hilarious.
lol, the Chris guy. Like he's some nobody
It's actually his 2nd appearance on the H3 podcast
Rheyza who is he then smart ass
This did not age well
These types of stalls are used in rehab facilities to make sure people aren't shooting up/doing other illicit activities.
Miss Misery they didn’t watch me pee in rehab lol.
Saucy Sofia There are thousands of rehab centers. They’re not all gonna have the same setup and rules. Consider yourself lucky I guess lol
@@CryingCupcake Or unlucky.
But in public restrooms?
Why should we all be violated because some junkies?
Its one thing in treatment where you sign away your rights. But in public? Nah, not ok.
@@FukaiKokoro no one said this picture is of a public restroom... you get triggered as easily as a feminist...
You haven't even seen a frosted glass stall and you're triggered that your ability to shit is being opressed
I swear chris has the best shit stories, dude is so damn funny and an amazing storyteller
Bruno Figueiredo .... one time ...
@@ZallopV what one time?
'' The 12 year old accident '' now has more context 😂🤣
Why?
6:02 i love the way he says “i’m only shittin”
It got stuck in my head while i was at work and laughed my ass off for a solid 10 minutes
I saw a very similar stall in the Dominican Republic
Same here and even with the urinal dividers being frosted glass.
Yes, here in Dominican Republic is very common, even my bathroom have one for the shower lol
@@dart1250 lmao
Marco Elkes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I cant even shit in normal stalls with people next to me, imagine these stalls
JeBentMislukt the life will teach you to shit in a public bathroom
And one day you will realize that there no toilet paper
And you will ask the guy next to you
And he will say
*shut your ass up lil bitch I'm not a charity nigga*
I´ve seen this here in Portugal inside a shopping mall. I wanna slap the guy who decided to put that there.
Ahahahaha onde?
Na cidade do Porto
No Porto ou no shopping cidade do Porto?
Ventura Silva num shopping?
@@poodlecomb5053 his ass obviously
I'm litteraly Chris in this story. Always. When I need to go I go... If someone opens on me they can carry the shame... that's not on me.
Moa Ahlgren bro once a maintenance man opened the bathroom door on me while he was in our house lmao
Kit Kat . LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL. dude.
This guy should make channel with his restroom stories.
I can’t even imagine how embarrassing that would be
7:48 Cris really is an intellectual. I'm gonna remember that.
Before Area 51 Raid: Putting paper on seat.
After Area 51 Raid: Floating Over toilet thanks to alien tech.
😂😂
That's a bigger splash 💀💀
Fuk that. I want a worm hole inside my anus that will warp the brown babies to wherever i deem...
Pt Bot I’m gonna wormhole my shit directly into your pillow case bitch
I have had literal nightmares where I needed to use the bathroom and the stalls looked like that so I couldn't go and woke up in a sweat. AND somehow, someone thought that was a good design!?
Good to know me and Chris D’lia share the same shitting routine and attitude towards public restrooms
In high school and middle school the bathroom stalls weren't allowed to have locks on them so we would just hold the door shut while we sat down.
Griffin Kegley why not?
We had the same problem when i was in elementary-school, but it was even worse, since it was à really crappy school we didn't have gender-separations, the stalls were basically in the fucking hall
Now add stalls with no-locks to the fucking recipe
And you basically had a school with horny boys playing russian-roulette by opening randoms stalls hoping there would be a girl in it
Also, the teacher loved drink coffee at recess while bettinh on fighting kids instead of shopping them
Yes, it was hell
@Thora F yup, really, and no-one gave a single fuck
Man idk if it's just me but Hila has really opened up and is very involved and having a great time. Not that she never did but she shows it alot more and that makes me happy for her. Chris is fucking hilarious and super chill though so maybe that's why or her having a kid idk but it's great 😁
Yeah she's always super involved in the Chris episodes, if you know what I mean. Her attraction for him is blatantly obvious.
I agree. Good for her.
"Cant contract anything from a toilet seat" Ethan clearly has never read about Staphylococcus.
Legit got crabs from a porta potty on the jobsite ... gf thought I was cheating
I got a nasty UTI when I was a kid from a park bathroom toilet. Those steel ones that they never ever clean right. Nobody believed me either. The doctor said “that’s impossible” when I clearly remember details that cement that possibility. I’ll spare you lol.
Some STDs you can legitimately get, assuming you go in right after another person
@@nokiot9 let me guess a friend pushed you into the urinal and an intimate connection was made with the stainless steel
@NotAPolarBear Is the toilet going to pay child support?
I have a routine when I go to a public bathroom. Hold that shit in until you get home.
Ethan’s laugh. Forever beautifully, majestically contagious.
Thank GOD that these weren't the stalls when Dr. Disrespect filmed in the bathroom.
Wouldnt have stopped him
I know. I just would hate him getting banned longer. That month was boring on Twitch. haha @@woodyjones5725
forsenWC
nobody:
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what that mean
look at his eyebrows
what about them
they go up and down
@@abkii05 why do they do that
Ethan, in the construction world you say "toss a couple cowboy hats in there"
Best conversation H3H3's had in years, thank you Chris!
I'm not from the usa but when I went there, I noticed that alot of public bathroom stalls had gaps between the doors and stalls about a centimeter wide and you could fully see in there where the door was closed
Wtf is a “coffee bean” as a place?
Lmfao “one-eyed eye contact”
I'd like to know as well
a coffee shop
The Coffee Bean is a coffee shop, like Starbucks.
How dumb can you be, use some common sense
This gives me anxiety
K4505 did it ruin your day with your sensitive ass😂
Haha
You could spray some chrome on the inside of that stall and it would be perfectly functional, but it's probably there to humiliate the workers of the building if they take a bathroom break. This can't just be an oversight
Loafy Molasses it’s legit so homeless people don’t OD in there
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Oh come now, there has to be a better way to solve an issue like that; don't you think?
Well we could legalize heroin but most people aren’t ready to consider the benefits they would personally enjoy.
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Is that the conclusion you came to as an alternate option? What's life like as a cartoon?
Charlie O'Connor I’ve never laughed more at a comment
"There's everything in this world!"
"I have a routine"
"-I'd like to hear it"
"You have a good track record"
*Chris' shit eatin grin*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that hila is joining in more on conversation, even when it's more ridiculous like this
Where have you been she’s been doing much better for over a year now
AYO G yeah but recently it’s been even more , I noticed too
Dude, she was so animated, especially when she was talking about being paranoid about closing the door. 😂
This comment is getting old
@@DayzahVoo yeah i know. I'm just saying that she keeps getting progressively more energetic as the show goes on. Plus she's been taking care of theo for a bit lol.
Lol the way he said “Dominican Republic”
dominica re poop lick
How does he get a “bucket of baby wipes”
my only question is, when someone knocks, does he answer and says its occupied?
woe lad 😄
I have long legs so whenever I use a broken stall I keep the door closed
"He blasted assssss"
-Ethan 2019
I don't sit on the toilet seat at all
I squat instead.
SLAV 100
I can’t do that
You're a goddamn animal.
Squatting makes your shit splash even more.
You're literally spreading your shit all over the toilet.
CallMeShirley that’s something crit1kal’s calves would say
@@nercksrule that's why you put toilet paper in the toilet bowl first. To minimise splashes.
Ever since corporate had these installed at the home office, they are saving 65% on toilet paper costs in the men's room. Unfortunately, toilet paper costs have gone up 16, 420% in the women's room as the female employees are using toilet paper as drapes over the three walls of the stall.
One time I used the school bathroom and forgot to check to see if there was piss on the seat. After I sat I realized the entire seat was just piss. This made me feel sad.
My boyfriend’s family have that frosted glass covering their entire back door bathroom that sits right at the front of the house. So, whenever I’m walking to his house around 6pm I can literally see the outline of his brother sitting in the bath as you walk past. Worst part is it’s illuminated in the dark by the light. It’s the most unsettling thing.
I'm sure this wasn't for the style but for security. It discourages drug use
Atleast cover the lower half FOR THR LOVE OF GOD
I better see these in Fresno, ASAP.
Private Notitia he wasn't saying it was wrong or right simply giving some perspective
Might discourage drug use, but it also discourages normal use.
this is unjustifible dude
6:43 “You have a good track record.” - Ethan
This must be the best joke Ethan has made and it went over their heads.. 😂
Yeah what's the bloody joke
They should just call this the Shitting Etiquette podcast!
NativeBrownTrout
180d
This is in a rehab center and used to maintain supervision while also having some sort of privacy. Also used in hospitals for people on suicide watch, that sort of thing.
Edit: Spoke with a colleague and they had a client request to put one of these stalls in. It was a government building that would eventually house parole officers on the floor (the project was just one floor remodel).
(Not mine, found on reddit)
🤣 Imagine knocking on a bathroom door and hearing Chris D'Elia's voice yell "Come on in!"
Imagine knocking on a bathroom door
Lol
My high school didn't have stall doors, just 4 foot brick walls separating each toilet. No one went #2 between classes except the special kids.
Can we just all agree that Hila is just the most awesome person on this planet -I just love her so much 🙂❤️
Chris’s story telling is golden 😂
Ethan much love as well 👑❤️
fabulous podcast as always
Mistress of weirdness 84 wow. You’re a really nice person.
It’s good to see Topher from Workaholics uses public restrooms so often
Topher is great, we went to middle schools together.
The worst have to be portable bathrooms aka jiffy johns its like dropping a rock a foot into a pool there's always splash back. I really try to avoid these if possible.
He probably was satisfied when that tiny girl came in. Seems to be his MO.
14:54 lol whattt!!!??? I've never got a chunk of shit on my hand. What are u talking about😂😂