Top 3 stories that sound fake but are 100% real | Part 10
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- Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
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#2 -- "The Shaman" -- 3:42 -- One of the creepiest stories I've ever read
#1 -- "Don't Mess With Doug" -- 10:14 -- They picked the WRONG house
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You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
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☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎
14:54 a thumbs up at the bottom of the screen !!
Wow that was an obvious one
Nice
dammit i missed it :( gg u beat me
Your comment is edited, it means you cheated lol
@@Rocky-fh9wb aww is someone I bitty bit salty
Wayne: I'm a serial killer.
Doug: I'm a serial killer killer.
👍🔥
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Joker: I’m A CEREAL KILLER
So his real name is Dexter🤭
nah he is a dude that wasnt gonna be a victim get ur facts straight ya wit.
Doug is the literal definition of “I’m built different.”
he had to make up for it since he's too stupid to see the danger in plain sight lol.
@Gem Rose Greetings, well apparently slain serial killer Wayne got what he deserved. He died by Doug's hand.
He's the chosen one
Everyone be praising doug here but you're comment does it best 😂😂😂
Main character
Cheers to Doug for having some fierce plot armour
he didn't have plot armor because usually the protagonists in all mrballen stories die. he had sheer balls and will power
@@bm-ub6zc
Dang you're right
Bro that's the true power of adrenaline
The last story was friggin’ wild. “Doug’s unfazed, he doesn’t care” good find, Mr.Ballen
doug is such a badass. completely unfazed by a deep stab in the chest, several head injuries, and a shot to the leg. then he continued to mercilessly beat his attacker until he died. what a boss.
Thanks for ruining the story
@@ilikeknafs9563 maybe dont scroll through comments before watching a video? comments are left for after a video or discussion, did your teacher teach you anything?
@@timothyhales7104 This ^
@E M exactly, the only one people should comment on before watching, is a music video, or a video yet to go live.
@@ilikeknafs9563 why read the spoilers and then complain, or was that dripping with sarcasm?
Doug is the definition of "fuck around and find out". So glad he lived.
WORD.
The man is a tank haha
Yup. Hes what dmx was rapping about when he said "bring the noise! And you BETTER come with ni&&@$ you don't give a f
❤
No kidding. Not only that but he merc’d a serial killer. Doug is a legend.
dougs story is so damn satisfying. remember kids: co-workers are not automatically your friends, even if you get along with them.
Agree. It's better to just consider co-workers as your acquintances
Finally finally finally, a story of a serial killer picking the wrong house. Of all the stories I've heard, I've wondered how these guys roll the dice & never crap out. I finally hit, with Doug's story.
Serial killer that’s about to experiences death. From what I read, Wayne was frighten and was in a nervous panic when doug continued chasing him, even with his injuries, Wayne is almost witnessing a unstoppable monster
Doug really said ,”Somebody get an ambulance! But NOT for me!”
This one's perfect
LOOOOOOL 🤣👍🏻
".... actually, for me too. Could really use an ambulance, on second thought."
@@PoochieCollins “hmm yeah, I think one would be useful for me. Yeah hey can we hurry please... HEY ITS REALLY HURTING!”
Rumour has it that when the medics showed up, Doug had a bucket filled with hot water and bleach and was mopping the floors because " blood will stain the hardwood and it's a bitch to even out once it dries into the grain"
Doug turned the stock of his rifle into a L and told Wayne to take it.
This is my favorite comment ever on a RUclips video. This deserves waaay more likes.
🤣🤣🤣
Fucking perfect. Bravo 👏🏼
oof
YOOOOO
Way late on commenting on this, but... what gets me about the shaman one is that he could have just told the women that he needed them to salivate into a bowl as part of the "ritual" and then he could have avoided killing anyone and still gotten exactly what he wanted. It's obvious he just wanted to kill them.
Or he could just make out with them.
He was probably a low IQ idiot
That was my first thought to.
He gets power from having dead women stare at him
i also think the saliva thing was just an excuse maybe to fake crazyness. He wanted to kill them@@Crimea_River
What a hero Doug is. I'm so glad to hear he and his wife lived 💕
I tried to find any updates on him but no results :(
I want Doug on my apocalypse team.
Yup
This man embodies the Mosin mantra well. Shoot. When out, you have a club. Mad respect.
I'll take cody lundin
He's the definition of I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me
@@cornfarts dual survivor represent 🥶
My mother is 75 yrs old and has to use captions when she watches TV. I played a few of your videos for her and she liked the content and that she didn't need captions because you speak clearly and distinctly 🙂. Thank you for that and thank you for your service.
Robin, give your mother a hug. I care for my parents and hugs are the best part of my day. 💜😊
@@AimeeAimee444 ❤❤❤
Very cute comment
I recommend him to my students, who are English-language learners.
I never thought of how clearly he speaks! So I can probably show the stories I like to my mom instead of telling them terribly, she understands english but has a hard time processing too much information.
When you said he was unphased and starting bashing him in the head, I almost cheered! Thanks for saving the one that had a happy ending for last!
I honestly started laughing at that point 😭😂
"and his wife, who had no idea that he was a mass murderer, just immediately went along with it". That's why I love your stories, Mr. Ballen! lol.
Anyone would be lucky to have a wife like that. I mean, that's fucked up, but imagine a woman so devoted to her husband she just goes "yeah, I'll be an accomplice to your murder"
@@rwbyab7423 No thanks to that. I want my wife to keep me honest. Not one that just goes along with that. Both were pretty fucked up so maybe they were just a match made in hell at the end of the day?
She thought that if she went along he would just rob them and go. She didn’t think he was there to murder them.
@@mellyr701did you watch the 2nd story? 😂
Wayne was pointing a gun at her when he told her what to do.
There is no explanation for Doug’s survival except that he’s the main character of his own story and thus has plot armor
Naw he just have the skill berserker and put all his stats in hp regen and resistance
His plot armor is protecting his wife
you’d be SURPRISED. people have suffered worse than doug. but i support this theory
Facts 🤣
@Mr Gadsden Hur Dur muh guuur duuh.
Doug not only saved his and his wife's life, but any other future victims lives too. What a badass! 🥰
Agreed! But can you believe this - in the UK, you cannot attack someone invading your home, or defend yourself. Doug would be sent to jail for assault and murder.
@@J3diMindTrix I understand where they are going with that law, but you'd think a country more renowned for castles would have some kind of doctrine like the US, which has fewer legitimate castles but more doctrine 😁
America.
And got revenge for the dead
yeah thats cool but are we just gonna ignore the fact he took 3 fucking shots to the head without dying my dudes a fucking anime protaganist
Doug's story was like a scene out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Ikr. Doug is a major badass.
#KillBill
Doug is the man everyone should inspire to be! Dudes an absolute fighter
Doug is a fucking legend. Imagine the absolute anger he had when he recovered from getting stabbed in the basement, that was a man on a fucking mission.
like Mel Gibson Payback
Forreal tho that adrenaline was on his side bruh! ... Lol no bullets where stopping this man shiiii is crazy AF
Doug was pissed and nothing was stopping him from exacting revenge.
especially since he was hearing the cries of his wife getting violently s*xually assaulted in his bedroom, he was ready to kill. good man!
@@weewooweewoo906 He didn't say anything about sexual assault, he just said assault.
Doug is the ultimate example of the depth of a mans strength when he knows the woman he loves is in trouble. What a warrior.
hysterical strength is no joke. People become basically superhuman with it.
I know i would kill or die for my wife.
Y’all are amazing, my husband would probably make a deal with him like “here you can have her I’ll leave the house you don’t have to hurt me” Haha 😥
@@Misssydney you need a new husband if that’s the case
@@Misssydney maybe ur husband knows he’s doubted, so why bother? Lol jk
Dug is the perfect example of what everyone should do when someone breaks into their home.
The dumbass invited him in
What are you an agent of? Stupidity?
mf literally let him in the home
Let them inside?
@@unbrroken4810 And get beaten, stabbed, and shot by them? Yeah I think I'd rather not follow ol' Doug's strategy. Fair play to the guy for soldiering through all that and putting the guy down though, what a unit.
Hi Mr. Ballin, I just want to tell you that I am a mobile drug screen collector for the department of child services and I’m in my car for upwards of 12 to 13 hours 6 to 7 days a week and I appreciate your stories so much they keep me sane the job I do is emotionally draining so it gives me something to focus on. I think you’re a fantastic storyteller. Please do not stop anytime soon I will go CRAZY!!!!
Suradji wanted to be immortal, but Doug turned out to be the immortal one.
You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them
Doug the immortal
Coming to cinemas near you
Matthew Longworth lmao
Fax
😂
Legend has it when Doug left the house at 5 years old he looked at his dad and said “you’re the man of the house now”
HAHA
Yes!!!!
😂😂good one
and years later, when he became a Karate Champion, he abandoned the sport adopted the name Chuck Norris and became famous in Hollywood.
😂😂🥶🥵
That last one, wow! I'm glad they survived!
Someone seriously needs to make a movie about the doug story bruh
Let There Be Blood :D
In all of these stories, that’s something we never get to hear: that the serial killer finally meets his match. Doug’s story was so damn satisfying! Not only did he save his own family, but he also saved countless other families from future horrific encounters!
You'll find one of these has a story about an old woman, a nurse. Look forward to that one.
All of these are so incredibly interesting and entertaining. ☯️🤍
Definition of a hero... Doug.
And it was thanks to his firearm. On non-fiscal matters, I tend to lean slightly left of center, but on the matter of firearms, it is clear that they can and do save lives. Like all tools, they can also cost lives if in the hands of the untrained or unhinged.
and got brutal justice for the previous victims.
Doug is so tough, he even made it alive out of a Mr. Ballen story. Now that's just plain scary.
🤣🤣🤣
HAHA! Well said!
I want him on my team for life.
@@PureDamageYT ....but he made it out alive of the situation he was in. Everyone dies eventually. That's not what this person was saying.
@@PureDamageYT Lol...No..it was the attacker who died, Wayne Nance.
I live in Missoula Mt, Wayne nance was known as the Missoula mauler. God bless Doud, Wayne got what he had coming.
Oh shit me too. I didn't know this was in Missoula. I just heard "western Montana" so maybe I just missed when he said this took place in missoula but that's crazy. Kinda wanna research this now but like I also don't know if I really wanna know that much more about a serial killer who used to roam these parts😅
#2 is so bizarre. It’s an area of small villages. .. did no one notice there weren’t immortal, rich women running around? Did no one notice the Abundance of women who just up & disappeared? & the fact that his wife was just like, sure! Bizarre.
Thats what lack of education does.
Look at the salem witch trials.
THose happened because slightly more intelligent people took advantage of slightly less intelligent people.
Doug is the grandpa that every child needs this day and age.
Is it possible to give this more then one like? 🤔
Not only was this statement 100% accurate....but I will raise you Brandon.
Our man here, is the Bob Ross of murder mystery and story telling! Silky smooth!!
@@purpskipiff6296 thank you Sir. I appreciate that. And yeah he can spin one hell of a yarn that is fo sho. I am hooked.
Cringe
More like Uncle. Unless your parents had parents who were only 13, and then had babies at 13. So the grandpa is like 30 lol
Great grandpa be 30
Yeah my paw paw was a badass also
“And Doug found it very hard to climb the stairs, due to the weight of his stainless steel testicles..”
Titanium friend. They are titanium.
😂😂👏👏
“And Doug found it hard to keep focus knowing that the complete American culture was on his back”
Great comment👍😆😆😆
Lol!!!!! yes, yea that man has one hell of a backbone. You would have to in order to carry around a set like he’s got on him! Lol
I love Doug's story! Finally a good ending. God bless you Doug!!!
What a Man Doug is!! Incredible fight for his life & wife's life! Well done doug, Mad Respect 👏🏻
I'm amazed Doug made it all the way up the stairs before Wayne heard him. I would have thought the clanging of his brass balls would have woken the neighbors up too lol
I bet there was a moment where Wayne was like "No... it can't be......"
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No fucking kidding !! Doug went Beast Mode & arranged a meeting with the attacker and his God ....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
cant believe how doug manages to went up stairs with both hands on his riffle considering the massive set of balls weighing him down all those times
Dang. So many great comments, but you win.
bruh💀
🤣🤣🤣
😂 lol
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
If only every serial killer came to the same end as Wayne. Being shot and then beaten to death by their victim. Doug is a hero and an absolute badass
The way you speak with your hands is the most soothing thing for my adhd I can follow what you say
doug's story was the story i feel like i needed after so many gruesome endings
Tell me ab9ut it totally gruesome got semen on my demon àñd chair and is ceiling fan and you should see my puppy oh my God poor little guy he spends a lot of time cleaning his balls and shine so nice he's so mad at me
Agree!
"...because Doug was actually a *gunsmith*" was one of the most satisfying lines I have heard.
Doug is a badass mtf
Doug’s got that dawg in him
Doug got stabbed and shot and then he walked up the stairs and said “No you.” Doug is a solid man!
Damn straight.!
thats some escanor shit lmaoo “im dying here? who decided that??”
Hell yeah! Fuck that guy! The guy picked the wrong dude to duck with!
I usually dislike the name “Doug”. I’ll never tell this man that
@@cobaltfalcon9458 your mom said she likes that name
I get chills every time I hear this first story. It's amazing. The way he handled himself, the way she survived. Oh my goodness
It's a perfect day for the strange dark and unusual delivered in story format
Doug is the embodiment of the saying "you should've seen the other guy..."
🤣
😄😄😄
🤣 underrated comment 😭
Most gangstershit I've ever heard what a legend 😂
Seriously, that is one of the best comebacks I’ve heard in a long time. Kudos! 🤣
Doug in hospital: _"If you think this is bad you should of seen the other guy"_
you should HAVE seen the other guy.
@@lovingmayberry2000 Nice.
@@lovingmayberry2000 You should have seen the other guy.
If you’re so concerned about someone’s grammar, capitalize the first letter of your sentence.
@@amandaplease7430 nice
Should of 😂😂😂😂.
I listened to Doug's story 3x just to make sure I heard every detail correctly. Magnificent!!!!
Doug is an absolute BEAST! And a Hero of a man!! So grateful he and Diane were able to recover
Doug is a badass!! That was one hell of a real life movie
agreed
Damn, someone should make it into a movie
I would watch that movie. It would be interesting to see them do it from two points of view the killers point of view as he starts his day and the couples point of view as they start the day and how we know they're going to wind up together at that house at that moment!
But imagine the surprise there's so many viewers would be shocked with the way it ends!
Go Doug!
Yes
lifetime move for sure
Doug is one of those rare few men who can muster the sheer raw might to overcome critical injury and rain fiery vengeance on those who would harm him and the ones he loved. Certainly the kind of man to earn a Medal of Honor had he become a soldier. Too goddamn angry to die.
too goddamn angry to die 😂
Doom Slayer and Kratos: So, there's another?
@@idiotic2840 great comment lol got a chuckle out of me.
doug is literally every anime protagonist that has ever existed
Hahaha that reminds me of... I haven't got time to bleed...
Your line needs to be in an Arnie movie too 😂
That last story had me clutching my pearls.
Doug made up for his gullibility by taking down the very serial killer that tried to murder him and his wife.
Dude The story of Doug would make the most bad ass true horror story movie ever with an epic hero lol
“He gets shot in the leg, the other two miss, he doesn’t care”
Let’s go Doug 👏👏
Tis but a flesh wound!
Honey Badger don't care.
Hahaha I went back and watched that part two more times because I laughed the first time. I had a visual of Doug and watching Mr.Ballen's movements dodging bullets then getting hit in the leg, gives it a glance and shrugs it off, then Mr Ballen saying , "he don't care" Hahahaha out of nowhere, wasn't expecting anything to amuse me in this sad story. Doug is a Knight in Shining Armor, he showed no mercy defending the one he Loves from this menace to society and in doing so defended who knows how many other loved ones who would have suffered the same.
Wayne: Stabs Doug in his chest
Doug: Call an ambulance!!
Also Doug: But not for me
Hahaha that’s a badass line!
I NEED THIS IN MEME FORM
@@missymagg196 memenade plz add this
Perfect response with this
Meme
Wayne: tries to kill Doug
Doug: *no u*
As soon as you mentioned sugar cane field in Indonesia, i immediately KNEW what it was going to be.
Strange that Suradji thought about killing them when he could have done the whole shamen schtick and somehow get the saliva that way. Not that it would make it any less disturbing.
Doug is a machine,and he did the world a big favour,I'm glad this horror story had a somewhat good end.
The last story had the most satisfying ending of any story I've ever heard. Doug stayed in the fight like a champ. I definitely wouldn't have let the guy in the house tho.
Yeah. That story about spending the whole night watching your house would creep me our and put me on guard.
His wife better stick with him. He's a keeper.
"I seen something potentially life-threatening so I fell asleep and didn't call the cops. Hey, let's go be alone together somewhere dark and secluded"
🦸♂️
At least ask your wife if the guy actually works with her and get some facts straight before you do anything!!
Yeah I wouldn’t let him in either, but I know the older generations were more trusting of strangers
Can we all take a moment of silence for that hard man Doug, what a legend
I'd rather scream it from the roof-tops, but that's just me XD
I love a happy ending
Doug was a dummy when you seen a man sitting in the RV outside of your house you should have went and got your gun and greeted him at the damn door or at the least call the cops you just don't let some stranger sit in your parking lot and then go to sleep then invite him into your house because he says he works with your wife
@@Utriedit215 If you'd do that, and the person wants to kill you. You are dead before you even get to the door fool.
Better setting up an ambush, where you are allowed to shoot the suspect, IN YOUR PROPERTY.
@@vipr1142 Yeah, but wasnt the killer already on his property (lawn)? Although, I don't fully blame him for letting his guard down cause the guy actually worked with his wife. He should've first confirmed with her though and you should never invite a stranger in your house in the first place. That's like a basic rule you learn as a kid.
(The 2nd story) I'll never understand how someone can just go get a female and somehow it makes an eerie or sketchy situation safer to the person in danger. Like "Oh I thought this man was gonna kill me, but then he brought out his girlfriend so I'm safe now." Like WHAT? Women can be EVIL too they're not all just angels folks.
Doug the stud. Respect for his absolute tenacity towards protecting his family.
Wayne: He's dead
Doug: Anything is possible with family
Leave it at 69
@@isaiah_cordero2703 ok
XD
Family ya domnic torreto 😂
you didn't xD
"Don't mess with Doug" is the most satisfying ending to a story I've ever heard. They need to make that story into a movie.
Absolute - 🥰
there are so many stories on this channel that could be good concepts for a movie or a game
Mr.Ballen stories and like falling into a treasure trove! Hahaha funny and true
@@mili42069 I’m currently making a very big game and mr ballens stories are very great inspirations. Doing it solo tho so it might take me 6 years 😅
Doug and the nurse who killed her husbands hitman are the best. Justice to the the max!
The first story is a miracle.
The second was extremely disturbing.
The third was scary yet satisfying in the end.
Doug should have a statue. Bro, was epic
Hearing the stories of an attacker getting absolutely destroyed by a victim is just top notch.
*doug starts walking up the stairs*
Wayne: “why do I hear boss music”
*rip and tear begins to play*
Mario 1 Panic Music
Duhduhduhduhduh
More like the doom soundtrack
The Book of Truth
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
@@michagabo8819 wtf is that
Doug is SOOO cool!!! Wow a true hero x
WOW !!! These stories are awesome, and this guy is the best story teller I've ever heard, giving such clear details that even I can follow what's going on.
"Doug was unfazed, he got shot in the leg, the other 2 missed, he didn't care!" Had me cracking up! Way to go Doug!
The way he describes the action making it come to life as if you are watch it live.
Doug was too angry to die 😂
@@saeyo1948 thats absolutely the truth! That adrenaline was rushing thru his system. He had to protect his family and homestead
Before the police arrived, Doug and his wife had a quick tryst. Upon arriving at the hospital, Doug told the doctor to "just give me some gauze.."
Yeah all praise Doug’s ‘John Wick’ style adrenaline induced rage that saved his wife and himself! 💥💥 💥 💥 🔫
that last story was amazing, he knew his wife was in trouble to the point he ignored every bit of pain to beat the man to death, the fact this man basically went from badasss and angry to even more angry and badass because of his wife being involved is amazing
What we’ll do for those we deeply love. Doug sure loved his wife!
What happened is that man resigned himself to death; he considered himself dead for her sake. So he treated his body as disposable, and became the only thing left he could be as well as the only thing that she needed: a dying savior.
@@WhitePikminPro His worst injury was the blow to the back of his head. A bullet to the leg won’t phase most people when they have adrenaline in them and a knife wound through a lung would stop someone after a few minutes which he was in the hospital by that point
@@snakevenom4954 I've had a punctured lung and concussion from a climbing accident. I was absolutely no good or use for anything. Doug must of been running on pure adrenaline, rage and love for his wife. Well done Doug.👍
For me the secret in the episode is a man not only survived Mr Ballen's story but turned it into a hero, that is itself a secret that is worth sharing.
Your video really help me get through the day nd I also gain lots of wisdom of various topics I never knew much abt u are appreciated Mr.Ballen
If you can convince women to give you $300 and go with you to a second location and let you bury them, you can convince them to spit in a jar. That shaman really didn't think this through.
Yo that’s what I was thinking too. Like wtf there was no need to kill them.
He took the long way to get there.
Yeh how can he killed so many woman like that because peoples are stupid they still believed in some magic power shit
There's a John Mulaney joke in here somewhere but I've gotta go make spaghetti carbonara.
I thought the same
Imagine being so badly wounded and hearing the screams with the rifle in hands and then the gratification in overpowering his injuries and aggressor to save his wife’s life and his own life... badass -just badass
That one about the shaman is unbelievable. How gullible can people be? He literally convinced them to dig their own graves.
I would be so blessed to have a man like Doug in my life to love and protect me as such. 🙏🏽
Doug really took that "what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger" motto to heart.
He took the motto and the knife to the heart
He was much more of a "What doesn't kill me, better run. Cause now I'm pissed."
I feel like having the ability to make a person dig their own graves, means you could probably convince them to spit in a cup, quite effortlessly.
That’s what I’m saying lmao he clearly wanted to kill .
Surely make it into a ritual where multiple women are spitting in a cup 🥤 but no, he decides to kill them and forcibly extract it from them? Logic at its finest 😂
Well he was nuts. So rational thought doesn't apply. He was acting on a dream vision from his dead dad, after all.
“We need you to pick some blades of grass.”
“Well, I obviously need to find some people who are mowing their lawns, murder them, and take some grass.”
“I said nothing about murder.”
“Yeah, that’ll work. Yeah.”
Yah....wasn't a man of many viable soltions XD ..... and too bad about execution and reincarnation.
Mad respect for Doug, what a legend
Wanted to say that these videos are really nice for my English practice. Thanks a lot for your content :)
Wayne: Hello? Um...where am I?
Lucifer: Oh, you're the shmuck who messed with Doug, aren't you?
😂😂
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Right?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
In Tom Ellis voice.
Read that in Tom Ellis voice
The last one is truly badass! What a legend! Man got beaten, tied up, stabbed, fakes being dead then breaks the restraints, takes rifle with one in the chamber, hits the target, beats the intruder, gets shot and dodges 2 other bullets, beats the intruder again, then shoots him in the face. Then he saves his wife. Wow. Husband of the decade award! N
Now the wife knows that Doug is an ultimate badass
What if Doug forgot about his wife and was only thinking about himself lol. I doubt it but it’s a possibility
@@snakevenom4954 not risking injuries, but he is risking great sorrow
Now something told me not to read the comments until the end 🤦🏽♀️😂
Strangely the Milkman quit the next day.
Ya don’t tug on Superman’s cape, ya spit into the wind, ya don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and ya don’t mess around with DOUG!
Thank you so much for what you do I am 14 and it helps me stay awake on road trips
Somehow Doug was the immortal the shaman could never be.
good one
You won!
@The Dark Side I think you win. Lol
How people manage to “spot the secret” while listening to the strange dark and mysterious delivered in story format is beyond me.
This made my day
This is stolen or accidentally stolen
I havent to this day
This one was easy because it was a thumbs up right as Doug got up and shot that bastard Wayne. Literally as I raised my arms up and said "Hell yeah!" as Doug shot Wayne the like button popped up in the middle of the screen. Mr. Ballen has style.
It is indeed, a strange, dark mystery.
Im absolutely hooked to your channel the way you tell the stories are amazing so thank you ive seen almost all your videos.
Thank you for your service
Wow, the miracle of that first story brought tears to my eyes. Thank you Allen for sharing. ❤😎🙏
Doug's a legend. Get's beaten, stabbed, Shot, and still manages to beat the living crap out of wayne.
He is. But if I were that wife and not tied up, I would have grabbed that pistol the second Wayne left the room and offed Wayne myself, the no good SOB.
He is my hero !
@JULIA STENZEL adrenaline man can do some miracle shit and combined with a man with such a strong mentality as his is scary.
If there‘s a zombie outbreak, I want Doug in my team.
And Nadiya's prayers
Everybody gangsta until Doug become a zombie
There's already a zombie outbreak. They are called liberals
I want Doug, he's a legend, me and my boyfriend Joel and my parents. My parents taught me about guns and fighting since I was 4. My birth father taught me how to use a revolver at 4, a shotgun at 8 and an AK-47 at 11. I'd also hang the Barbies my preppy cousin's gave me, and I'd shoot them one by one in the head lol my other family thought I was crazy lol. I've beaten down men much bigger than me (I'm 5'4" and 120 lbs), protected my boyfriend from a angry, aggressive man. I pulled out my foot long blade and said, "You don't leave now, I'll shove this right up your fucking ass. He left LOL 😂 I love being a badass female.
But yeah, Doug is a badass and a damn legend. He will go on in history.
How did I miss this episode?! That last one is insane! So glad it ended in the way it did!
that last one was completely wild. Like a movie. What a crazy story.
Damn. Doug must have serious balls of steel. Beaten mercilessly with a crowbar in the head, stabbed in the chest and shot multiple times, and still able to escape being tied up, fire a rifle with precision accuracy and beat Wayne to a bloody pulp with the stock of said rifle. Wayne must have thought Doug was a literal immortal being!! That’s the kind of badass we need more of! Maybe even a movie made of!
Later on Doug tragically had to have double hip replacements due to carrying around the weight of his giant set of balls.
There is a show with such a character. It's called Dora the Explorer. She's threathen by thieves stealing her possessions (swiper), bridge trolls and difficult obstacles that require the help of an entire world and still overcomes the mission impossible. 😂
@I drink your milkshake I'm sure they could find enough filler to make a movie from it. Perhaps the experiences the wife had at work with him and perhaps him stalking their house for a while before he attacked.
Doug is a beast! I wonder how he and his wife are doing now. I hope they are well, comfortable and being as sane as anyone could possibly be after such a horrific experience.
Perfect idea! I would love to see that played out in short form
Doug is an amazing badass! I doubt he ever turned his back to anyone ever again. So glad he and his wife survived. There really should be statues of Doug everywhere.
Plot twist... doug drank the women’s siliva and he was actually immortal
😂 😂 lol
@@itsmekaido1056 Good one.
And they should all be made of iron.. like doug.
@@mikimiyazaki Doug was a man who was not going to die on another mans schedule.
As always AWESOME! Thank you!
Wow these stories are crazy! That last one that guy was a stud!!! Love it!! Keep um coming.
My heart literally smiled for Doug. He ate that bullet like a champ as well as the earlier beating. His will to survive and protect his wife outweighed this serial killer. Doug had cereal that night for dinner!
The heart of Marv from sin city!
He ate a bullet to the leg, a metal pipe to the back of the head, being stabbed in the chest, brutally beaten, tied up, and was likely hemorrhaging blood. My man beat this POS to death like it was nothing. Adrenaline is a crazy thing
He definitely eat his Wheaties 🥹
A bowl of nails, without any milk
Doug really said: ”Tis but a scratch.”
I love this 😂😂😂👏👏
Max Z.... Monty Python!!! The black knight... Funny!
Story #2 is a great motivation to give up sugar.