I live opposite a police station and we've had to police our own streets. Its become a joke now they are literally scared to go to the more dangerous jobs. I don't blame them when you look at them they don't have chance against some of the criminals
Spot on AB, if you own a piece of land and call the police for illegal flytipping, drug taking, ASB etc, you will told that’s it’s a civil matter, but if you hurt the feelings of a “sensitive” corporate building they turn up in minutes! Very sad
Or we can happily have 100's of our officers watching a Palestinian protest that shouldn't be happening in the first place. Or helping the immigrant hotels ward off concerned citizens.
They pretty much glossed over your claim that a citizen requesting police assistance gets a slow response, if any at all, whereas corporations get an immediate response when there's no crime being reported.
They can't go off script, can't break the habit, and they simply can't handle being restrained by our rights...even during a cordial chat he checks his camera at 8.04 and turns his body to capture you - that tells you all you need to know about these corporate stooges.
Gloucestershire Police demonstrating just how useless they really are. The taxpayers should demand their money back regarding this complete waste of time and resources.
@@TheBlueCream 100% Agree with you there, but they do a lot of mundane stuff and if they interact with reasonable people like AB it can be very positive IMO
All cops should be made to watch these videos so they understand how ridiculous they sound when they continue to sprout BS at members of the public, believe me we are not as stupid as they think we are even if they are as stupid as we think they are.
This just proves how understaffed the police force are and why we need to pay more tax to employ many more as just imagine how many incidents of public filming goes un investigated 🤷🏽
When I reported trespass on my property the main police station is only one and half miles away, and the police told me they are unable to attend, and it would be 4 days before they attend ! WTF...... The police service to the public is very poor, however coporation get the full VIP service !
This really shows how much they work for corporations and not the public. Also the only reason you're not being arrested is because of auditing, let that sink in!!
AB - I was looking online today and found some tiny pink plastic pigs (£4.88 for 10!) and I just thought it maybe beneficial you keeping a handful of these when you are out auditing 😂🤣🤷♂️ When you are searched the police will enjoy finding one of these in your pockets & bag !! 😂 Auditors can then judge the quality of the police searches ! I.e. put 10 pigs in you pockets, and if they only find 9 you can deduct a point from that particular police force etc !! Just an idea! 👍🏻👍🏻🤦🏼♂️😂😂
5:36 ‘we get a call, we come out’ what utter bollocks, try calling them during a robbery, assault, burglary etc, you would be lucky to get anything other than a crime number, over the telephone.
AB the wind up merchant 😂 Poor security guard so uneducated on public rights, maybe not so accommodating on human rights in the country he emigrated from, he will learn once he sees this video 😂
Luv the interaction with the guy with the umbrella lol, how human interaction should be, polite but direct and have a little comical banter chucked in for fun!
That accent is so funny, "I want to parrk mryy caryy in the carr parrk. When a big corporation calls the coppers, the coppers turn up every time. The coppers seem to have forgotten who they work for. Ask the question "Why are you here"... . Another good one AB. Keep it up.
80 thousand quid's worth of cop, plus 40 thousand quid's worth of cop car. Law enforcement could be perceived as being overpriced. If it was a private enterprise, would it be a viable business model.
Just happened to be in the area - yeh right. You always happen to be in the area in these videos. AB is 100% right. A corporation calls you, you come running. A member of the public calls, it takes you days to show up.
God bless you AB, keep doing what you’re doing brother. You’re my favourite auditor by far and making a real change in the U.K. keep up the comedy gold ❤
Omg, when AB asks which ones are the sensitive buildings, which he did a few times around the 3 min mark, watch the second coppers eyes..... each time he looks to the opposite side of the road, at exactly the same building. There is your answer AB. That's either a sensitive building, or just a building with a super grass, calling the police about public filming 😂
You're a Legend A.B YO! Just looking for something to listen to while i walk the Dog and i looked about an hour ago and was gutted there wasn't a Vid. But then boom, a new A.B vid😊 you must be psychic 👍
Makes em look tuff. Much like all those ghastly tattoos and beards. An awful profession staffed largely by the incompetent and unpleasant. These two were okay to be honest but they're outliers
They won't tell you anything, but they want you to tell them everything. Yet they can't detect real, serious crime until it's far too late. i.e. Fred and Rose West.
Always spot on AB the plod is very quick to response to large companies but when the common man get attacked or burgled you are lucky for them to even turn up
Mr AB… you are so funny… your my favorite, I love that approach, please don’t tell the police 🤣🤣 honestly I laughed so much that I had to pause and write this. Keep doing what your doing, honestly you’re fantastic at it
I'm sure I've seen that gentleman in the Umbrella Academy, clever guy with that response ;-) AB you need to change your name to "Windup" 14:00 because you seriously wound that guy up 🤣🤣 Excellent 👍👍 p.s. I've got bloody tears in my eyes from laughing so much at the end of your video, nice one mate ;-)
So there are cameras everywhere, but it’s not ok for the public to have cameras, just ‘the buildings’!! Leave photographers alone, the police look like fools in all of these interactions.
A revisit here is known as a Double Gloucester.
😂
It's not easy being cheesy 👌😎
Tee-hee. Nice.
Quick lol
Boom boom...mister Derek...
Two tier policing . . businesses and corporations take priority, while the public go to the wall.
Here in the states we have a saying : ''When seconds count the police are minutes away''
I live opposite a police station and we've had to police our own streets. Its become a joke now they are literally scared to go to the more dangerous jobs. I don't blame them when you look at them they don't have chance against some of the criminals
this 100% true.
They will be members of the local stakeholder committee 🤫
Two tier society.. Nothing new really is it?
'Brother, don't tell them!!!' 🤣🤣🤣
I havnt laughed so much in ages, great as always, thanks AB 👍🏻
best part of the vid, hands down! *rofl*
would be better if he just educates him
@@MostlyLoveOfMusic I dont think he would listen
Falling for the AB schpill
Brilliant
Had me laughing 😂
AB's gutteral laugh and the fact you can tell he's bent over laughing hard was great 😂
Spot on AB, if you own a piece of land and call the police for illegal flytipping, drug taking, ASB etc, you will told that’s it’s a civil matter, but if you hurt the feelings of a “sensitive” corporate building they turn up in minutes! Very sad
Funny how they nearly always say they just happened to be in the area 🫢
@@davidfletcher5 must be a doughnut store nearby.
@@kevinthegerbil2708or a MacDonalds where a free burger is waiting.
Well you have a choice now as the elections are coming, vote Labour and Cons or not vote at all as usual or give Reform a chance.
@@user-zh9kc7tw4n Absolutely agree.
Filming building causing concern.. ffs call the cops
House burglary, we haven't got resources to attend sorry
Sorry sir, nobody in the area sir, we are all out chasing around after people with cameras filming in public!! That takes priority, sir!
This is why audits are important its raising awareness
Or we can happily have 100's of our officers watching a Palestinian protest that shouldn't be happening in the first place. Or helping the immigrant hotels ward off concerned citizens.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@davidfletcher5
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
cops there are cameras everywhere yet they come out for a man with a camera.... ya cant make this crap up....
Well said son 🎉🎉
The exterior of everywhere AB has visited is on Google maps, do they run after the Google cars?
It’s nonsensical.
" I've been burgled." Tough luck. " I own a company and there is a camera on the pavement" We will be right there, loads of us.
Yes totally agree
They pretty much glossed over your claim that a citizen requesting police assistance gets a slow response, if any at all, whereas corporations get an immediate response when there's no crime being reported.
They can't go off script, can't break the habit, and they simply can't handle being restrained by our rights...even during a cordial chat he checks his camera at 8.04 and turns his body to capture you - that tells you all you need to know about these corporate stooges.
When are we going to see you back? Seeing your videos is a rare treat!
Hello focus ❤
Well spotted, I thought it was just me with a suspicious mind 😂
Cops are NOT your friends!! They are sneaky with a false smile, just to make people drop their guard. Their job is to arrest, arrest, arrest.
😢👍
Why do police stop and ask law abiding citizens if they’re ok? Have they got no burglaries to attend?
Do you expect them to go to high risk call outs? Where they could get hurt.
Probably training designed to fool the public into a sense of security .
It’s a pretext.
Its about time these businesses pay for their own security proper, and release Our police to look after the public's interests.
I had a 3 day response time to a 999 call I made a few years ago, someone breaking into a neighbours house Tossers.
Howard from the Halifax having a right fit near the end 😂😂😂
My thoughts too 😂🤣😂🤣
I think AB interrupted his singing & dancing rehearsal for his long awaited comeback single, hopefully with an Album to follow as well😂😂😂
@@scruffyalice-ff5pz 😄 🤣 😂
@@three.one_four . . . .don't tell them, Pike!
Love the fact he said they respond to corporate and not public calls … keep up the good work AB .
Remember if you ever get robbed just tell the police there's a man filming a building and they'll arrive way quicker
A business or government building. Not a private house.
Classic comedy, tears coming down my face in the last couple of minutes...
Gloucestershire Police demonstrating just how useless they really are. The taxpayers should demand their money back regarding this complete waste of time and resources.
Wow! Someone doesn't like the police...
@@svenn9308 Wow does not even begin
Pleasant interaction to be fair. Bit of light fishing, but that’s part of the job.
@@DavidJones-lz4io why they wasting valuable time on this ?...should be catch real crims
@@TheBlueCream 100% Agree with you there, but they do a lot of mundane stuff and if they interact with reasonable people like AB it can be very positive IMO
When you cracked up at the end, it had me laughing too. That was brilliant 😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅that was so funny
Brother please don't tell them ! Lmao😂
That back and forth with that last dude was bloody hilarious 🤣
All cops should be made to watch these videos so they understand how ridiculous they sound when they continue to sprout BS at members of the public, believe me we are not as stupid as they think we are even if they are as stupid as we think they are.
This just proves how understaffed the police force are and why we need to pay more tax to employ many more as just imagine how many incidents of public filming goes un investigated 🤷🏽
Lol
That last interaction was absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
When I reported trespass on my property the main police station is only one and half miles away, and the police told me they are unable to attend, and it would be 4 days before they attend ! WTF......
The police service to the public is very poor, however coporation get the full VIP service !
A whole super secure place full of coppers costing tons of money, and how do they protect us?
They don't protect us, they protect the corrupt poluticians
The snitch at the end is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
He was doing Nothing Wrong (or illegal) but was still Stopped on a British street and....Questioned by Government Agents. Welcome to Britain in 2024.
We know you're doing nothing wrong. But we just want to see if your OK 😢
This really shows how much they work for corporations and not the public. Also the only reason you're not being arrested is because of auditing, let that sink in!!
BROTHER THAT WAS BRILLIANT CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Classic comedy ending!!! Love it 👍
_'Just a couple of photos! Pleeeease!'_ 🤣 You crack me up AB.👍
Some police wants revenge. These two obviously not.
Go and ask rishi why he is targeting sick people rather than the tax fraudsters that take 15 timses more of tax payers money
AB - I was looking online today and found some tiny pink plastic pigs (£4.88 for 10!) and I just thought it maybe beneficial you keeping a handful of these when you are out auditing 😂🤣🤷♂️ When you are searched the police will enjoy finding one of these in your pockets & bag !! 😂 Auditors can then judge the quality of the police searches ! I.e. put 10 pigs in you pockets, and if they only find 9 you can deduct a point from that particular police force etc !! Just an idea! 👍🏻👍🏻🤦🏼♂️😂😂
Totally right always there for the big companies
5:36 ‘we get a call, we come out’ what utter bollocks, try calling them during a robbery, assault, burglary etc, you would be lucky to get anything other than a crime number, over the telephone.
If police officers were like these pair it would be a better force brill
Not exactly, the first thing they asked was if AB was filming. If AB said no they would have tried to abuse his rights.
They were fishing for additional evidence for sure but we're actually professional and civil.
These are friendly backwater cops. Don't get too many hardened criminals in Mitchell Dean😅
This isn’t in the forest now, he’s in Gloucester
The first response you are doing nothing wrong. That should have been the end of the conversation.
Spot on friendly policemen thats how it should be at all times
my new favourite thing? hearing AB cracking up .. loved it
The guy at the end was icing on the cake. More AB gold 😂
AB the wind up merchant 😂 Poor security guard so uneducated on public rights, maybe not so accommodating on human rights in the country he emigrated from, he will learn once he sees this video 😂
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from these videos, African origin security guards pay dividends well beyond the average security guard!😁😂🤣
Lol
Luv the interaction with the guy with the umbrella lol, how human interaction should be, polite but direct and have a little comical banter chucked in for fun!
The Africans are classics ain’t they. Push the button and they start right up 😂
That accent is so funny, "I want to parrk mryy caryy in the carr parrk.
When a big corporation calls the coppers, the coppers turn up every time.
The coppers seem to have forgotten who they work for.
Ask the question "Why are you here"...
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Another good one AB. Keep it up.
How refreshing the two police officers were ok.😊
Were they?
80 thousand quid's worth of cop, plus 40 thousand quid's worth of cop car. Law enforcement could be perceived as being overpriced. If it was a private enterprise, would it be a viable business model.
Just happened to be in the area - yeh right. You always happen to be in the area in these videos. AB is 100% right. A corporation calls you, you come running. A member of the public calls, it takes you days to show up.
God bless you AB, keep doing what you’re doing brother. You’re my favourite auditor by far and making a real change in the U.K. keep up the comedy gold ❤
I really like the patches on the front of their hi-viz vests easily identifiable.
That last 2 minutes was comedy gold!! 🤣 I needed that belly laugh! Thanks AB!
That guy at the end was epic I laught quite a bit at that lol
“Try some Guinness instead!” Classic. 👍🏻 Top bloke.
nice mature police interaction and some nice funny moments
Omg, when AB asks which ones are the sensitive buildings, which he did a few times around the 3 min mark, watch the second coppers eyes..... each time he looks to the opposite side of the road, at exactly the same building. There is your answer AB. That's either a sensitive building, or just a building with a super grass, calling the police about public filming 😂
The last few minutes were hilarious. I'm still groggy and grouchy but I'm sure we were all laughing as much as AB was 😂
You're a Legend A.B YO! Just looking for something to listen to while i walk the Dog and i looked about an hour ago and was gutted there wasn't a Vid. But then boom, a new A.B vid😊 you must be psychic 👍
You see! You're so Legendary I had to stop mid Dog walk to re comment that that was funny as f##k. Hahahahaha
Baby come back guard was seriously funny haha, do more of those guards AB , that was so funny. He thought he had you scared.
Take out a camera and everybody LOSES THEIR MINDS 🤷♂️
Been directed here from Tiktok.
Loving it from Kenya 🇰🇪
YO!
A classic 8:08pm AB upload. The most chaotic keep-you-on-your-toes auditor ever!
"They must have run out" Brilliant. That security guard at the end. Sooooo funny.
Haaaaa
U saved the best for last !!! - I had to sit down - "just a kupple!!" "don't tell them!!" this is classic !!! we need more of this AB!!!
"They must've ran out" bloody killed me 😂😂
They wouldn’t know what to do with their hands if it wasn’t for those hi viz tabards or whatever they’re called. They all do it 😂
Makes em look tuff. Much like all those ghastly tattoos and beards.
An awful profession staffed largely by the incompetent and unpleasant.
These two were okay to be honest but they're outliers
Put them in their pockets of course.
So no crime has been committed and they’re there turning up for the big businesses but when a crime actually happens they don’t ?!?
I'm dying here lol One of the funniest ones you have posted in a long time.🤣😂
They won't tell you anything, but they want you to tell them everything. Yet they can't detect real, serious crime until it's far too late. i.e. Fred and Rose West.
Those 2 are probably the 2 most sound PO's in Gloucester
READ between the lines you would be surprised what you find
Don’t tell them….🤣🤣🤣 made me laugh
I just want a Stella! 🤣🤣
This was like watching a harmless ‘end of the pier’ pantomime with comedy cops called Grabbit and Run! 😢Very funny 😂.
14:00 I’m gonna tell em.
Pleeeaase don’t, come back man! 😂
Love this one! Nice to see a reasonable friendly funny interaction for a change.
The ending was hilarious
It obvious they have heard of AB, way too polite and cautious of their presence.
that last bloke.....funny as!!!!
Yes officer they have cameras everywhere so tell them to keep an eye on him and IF it becomes an issue, THEN CALL police.
"They must have ran out mate" 😂😂😂
Gloucester is a beautiful city. I lived in Longlevens for two years.
Don’t don’t don’t tell police … then the laughter 😂 😅😅 , gotta love this snitch society
Always spot on AB the plod is very quick to response to large companies but when the common man get attacked or burgled you are lucky for them to even turn up
Dont tell them I am taking photo's thats brilliant baby come back
That's how policing should be all the time by all cops
I got taken hostage last year, it took the police 7.5hrs to turn up. Turns out, I should of told them someone was filming.
muttley scooby doo is alive and well in AB . it creases me up 🥰
Man with a cannon camera call the sas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You called me?
😱 the legendary, rarely seen @@Sasquinyhas been summoned!
Focus Pocus went to GCHQ in Cheltenham with his machine gun camera mounted on a big tripod, well worth a watch.
HAHAHA "No Brother please don't tell them, NOOOOOO PLEASE" Awesome!
15:00
What you doings
Noooo Il tell them 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was brilliant
Made me choke on my drink
HE walked real fast to baby come back with those ankle swinggers 😂😂
Haha your so funny...what did the police say..they said are you taking pictures..I said no..keep making me laugh...😂
14:13 this was far and away the funniest interaction I've seen. Incredible baiting my man
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I want a Stella that's the best one yet
Love you exposing what's left of UK society
please, just once, quote Ely from NY
" I take pictures and sell them in Iraq" 😂
Excellent pal
you heard????
Keep it moving 😆
He should also quote silenceboy: that simple 🤣
My peeps
Comedy Gold. Yet again Stella Artois!!! Thank you AB ❤😂
Wow, 2 decent coppers!! 😲
What? A pair of cnuts
Mr AB… you are so funny… your my favorite, I love that approach, please don’t tell the police 🤣🤣 honestly I laughed so much that I had to pause and write this. Keep doing what your doing, honestly you’re fantastic at it
You are class AB. Brilliant video. So funny.
I'm sure I've seen that gentleman in the Umbrella Academy, clever guy with that response ;-)
AB you need to change your name to "Windup" 14:00 because you seriously wound that guy up 🤣🤣 Excellent 👍👍
p.s. I've got bloody tears in my eyes from laughing so much at the end of your video, nice one mate ;-)
So there are cameras everywhere, but it’s not ok for the public to have cameras, just ‘the buildings’!!
Leave photographers alone, the police look like fools in all of these interactions.