If Half-Life: Alyx was Written by a Bot
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
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YES
Yay.
Cool
Cool
Hello
Alyx: "No"
Gman: "Understandable, have a great day" *Floats away*
that no sounded like tf2 solider
No mp
But G-Man floats away
“Highly surreal man” is about the most simplified yet accurate description of G-man I have ever heard
Yep
So true
I hope that they use that line again when talking about G-Man
I mean yeah.
Tee
Alyx: shoots Gordon
Gordon: *stare of betrayal*
*shoots Gordon in the flesh
I mean TBF, I did try to kill Alyx out of curiosity, so I'd say that was justified
@@re57k
I think we all tried doing that
top 10 anime betrayals
It's a joke, don't take it seriously.
"I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors." Actually fits perfectly for the actual ending of Half Life Alyx
It would also be a perfect time for Gordon to speak.
And would be the most funny yet badass quote in the Half-Life timeline. I think.
666 likes nice
As perfect as Gordon's voice in hl2
(Says Gordon)
*Bends benefactors into oblivion*
“IT IS TIME FOR THE QUESTIONING!”
- Highly Surreal Man
No, his name is The Next Boss
Alright, Alyx Vance.
You know who ate all the donuts?
-Highly Surreal Man -2021
.
N̸̳̼̹̮̜̣͍̆̒͊̊͌͆͂͑̚O̵̖̳̼͈͓̜̼̿̑̇̒̾́́́Ō̶̢̘͙̖͓̗̤͖̼̔̈̋̏̆͆́̃̈O̸͕͖̣͙̠̜̭̰̩̾́͊̈́̕Ō̷̩͕̯̳̑͐͑İ̷̪̠̓̎̂̈́̈͒͘͝
.
Alyx screamed, but G-man floats away
“Alyx has become the unforeseen consequences”
*its all making sense now*
“ALLICKS HAES BECUMH
UNFORSEAN cOnsecwences” 😠😭
@@AsdfAsdf-td7ju" i have been very excited to shoot some benefectors"
That's a hell of a thing to call your daughter.
*Canon G-Man:* Mysterious entity with unfathomable powers
*WBAB G-Man:* Bugs people about answering his survey
Would you like to sign my petition?
He’s basically a Saturday night cartoon villain.
I am calling to talk to you about your car's extended warranty....
I never knew G-Man works for RUclips.
no one ever wants to participate in his questioning
I like how for the entire series gman just tries to trick someone into questioning.
Best comment haha
He just wants to host Jeopardy
@@r4ymixh871 lmao best reply to the best comment
Its like a job, in the end they steal you're data.
"i have been very excited to shoot some benefactors"
everytime gordon speaks, he's always an insane badass
He chooses his few words very carefully.
"People are still easier to kill than my reputation."
*The Gorilla* is my favorite Half-Life character
Reminds me of the old Monke video that Deadwater uploaded!
-same bro-
Do the story behind *THE GORILLA*
holy shit they predicted the xengorilla
my favorite part is how the only thing alyx uses the gravity gloves for is to move russel to the right a little bit
That, and to punch bad boys across a new hallway.
I think it’s funny that they aren’t even gravity gloves, they only can move men a few feet
@@cupofspiders5830 To be fair, the regular gravity gloves can't move men at all...
And when she grabbed the wires with her power fists.
@@Mordecai02 Well it brings us down a lot
Man, Jeff is such a nice guy when you just get to know him.
Yeah onestly that's why you shouldn't kill him in the garbage compactet
@@namesdontmatter1076 wait, you killed him? YOU MONSTER
He's a great listener.
@@namesdontmatter1076 how dare you kill our boy jeff like that.
@@user-pb4hh1jk3f hah
I love how the ai turns so many of the small quotes into major plot points, like the gorilla and Jeff being a "friend"
Yes lol
“shooting gordon in the flesh”
@@ScratchGenius I don’t even remember the gorilla lol
@@alcole-holic8779 She says something about whether a headcrab could take over a gorilla.
“I have new power, she said to the gorilla.” Best line
Nah, "She became Unforeseen Consquences" is
My question is where did the gorilla come from
@@SherbertLand the gorilla is a harambe clone
@@SherbertLand You don’t know? Gorillas are the true form of combine advisors!
😂
All of gordon's lines in this series have been badass like
"People are easier to kill than my reputation"
And
"I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors"
Subject: G-Man
Status: Floating Away
Awaiting Recovery
I wheezed
@@blueninja012 Get well soon
*Opposing Force End Credits start playing*
Last transmission:
???: No!
Subject: understandable have a great day
2:54 I think we've all been excited to shoot some benefactors for a very long time.
As one wise man once said: "People are still easier to kill then my reputation."
*hazardous environments intensifies* _Smartly whispered Gordon in her watery ear_
I use that line for my wifi router
i use that line for my custom Discord Status
Sounds like something homelander would say
**valve intro intensifies**
Everybody when seeing this in their recommended: "Time, Dr Freeman? Is it really that, time, again?"
I like to think that the whole "The Questioning" thing in the Written by a bot series is just G-Man struggling to remember the words "job interview"
That is two words
@@ZoofyZoof its a word thought
@@whatshouldyoucallme what
look im not a native speaker but doesnt a word mean two different things in English?
eg, the above is a word
the word ''word'' is a word
@@whatshouldyoucallme Yes, words can have multiple meanings. More than just one, some can mean 3 different things depending all on context. And it pains us all, but very rarely, a word can mean 4 different things.
I love how everyone else looks pretty normal but Russel looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
I see "Was made by a bot" series come back, I instantly come here
I didn't get the notif but i was scrolling through subs and saw this
Yeah. These are the kind of videos I subscribed to the channel for.
I instantly come
It'd be nice if he does this with l4d series too
@@izzieb bruh same
"This machina is over!"
Several years later:
I do love when youtube just does not notify you of a new video
Ikr
й
Looks like it didn't for me either until a week later
thanks RUclips
Consider yourself lucky I got this 2 months after.
I literally got this today and the only reason I even got it was that I started rewarching these
gordom spoke.... this is a big step in humanity
"I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors"
-Gordon Freeman 2021
*(project borealis music intensifies)*
"People are still easier to kill than my reputation"
-Gordon Freeman, 2007
I love how GMan is always obsessed with starting the questioning but never explains further what it even is.
2:17
I'm Liking the continuity from episode 2's
"But the questioning was not completed"
G-Man: "It's time for questioning-"
Alyx: "nO1!"
G-Man: *Understandable, have a good day.*
1:18
Alyx: (is on a quest to rescue Gordon Freeman)
Alyx: (shoots Gordon on sight, then leaves without killing him)
Ok, this was super funny!! My favourite bits were the entire Gman scene and the ending with Gordon speaking. Also I love how angry Gordon looks when Alyx shoots him, it's like he was thinking "Wait I'm not even in this story!"
Yeah, that bit with Gordon was really funny.
I also like the look on Alyx's face when G-Man jumps through the window.
You guys probably wanted Sam Witwer to voice Gordon, but too bad you’re stuck with me
i guess you'll settle
Sam Witwer would be cool but can Sam Witwer play all the Half Life characters at once?
Maybe Ross Scott would be better...
"No"
- Alyx Vance
"Punching bad boys across the new hallway" is the underrated line in this.
That it had to specify that the hallway is new resonates with me for some reason. The fact that they're boys and not men is also really amusing.
2:13
GMan: Alyx Vance, You have been tricked, now it’s time for the questioning!
Alyx: NOOO!!
“But g-man floats away”
Goodbye G-Man XD
Imagine if that's how Alyx really ended the internet would go nuclear
A resonance cascade, possibly
damn, didn't know Gordon had such a manly voice.
1:19 "Ah Gordon Freeman. shot. in the flesh."
Damn, Gordon sounds like a badass, when he "says" about benefactors.
Long day of school on a Wednesday, and I get to see the notifcation for the video. I immediately felt mentally reinvigorated.
2:12 the only time Alyx has a normal expression on her face in this series
I have been *very excited* to watch some Deadwater
[says harrypotamus]
Deceased H20
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!
-Chell
she said... 'smiling'
If someone say reference to living tombstone here
Im gonna hit him
@@Stolen_skeleton_tf2 "the man behind the slaughter"
@@Stolen_skeleton_tf2 i wasnt gonna but u made me
@@LynTheNobody you have committed crimes against humanity
Imagine grodon being mute the whole time trough both half life and half life 2 including its episodes and in the end he says his first sentence in a very long time:
I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors
that would be absolutely terrifying
Alyx shot Gordon in the flesh...or rather, in the hazard suit. I am impressed.
Alyx: (shoots Gordon in the flesh)
Gordon: "da' hell?"
Finally someone else appreciates that joke
"a new broken man named jeff" HOW IS IT NEW IF ITS ALREADY BROKE- oh he must have been made by the combine :/
I had forgotten how amazing and hilarious your machinimas were until now. Glad you guys were finally able to make it, I imagine it must have taken a lot of work.
Jeff being friendly is adorable
2:11 this is the only scene that looks normal
Gordon got that angry, that he even spoke.
That was one helluva ending right there.
We have been waiting for this momentous day.
It has finally come.
the prequel we've all been waiting for
I literally just started rewatching your bot written stories yesterday. Now, all of a sudden, you release the next video in the series. XD
Jeff becoming a companion makes this all the more amazing.
So this hole Time Gordon was just in a hotel waiting for g man
the legendary series is back
Jeff is such a great guy!
And he... Child of vault?
Wait
COV
Normal
Sounds like someone revive Krieg from borderlans 2(in 3 he "mayonnaise") and he joined COV, because he is a psycho
My name is Jeff
"I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors." -The first words of a grumpy murderer who doesn't like everyone
Hey, will you guys ever do opposing force written by a bot? Love your content.
It’s crossed my mind at the very least
Ah, yes. Gman jumping through the window to talk. I remember that.
I'm so happy this exists you guys are amazing
Wake up babe
New Deadwater Gaming Video
2:31 *flying away to find some more people for questioning*
The grunt will forever still be a disappointed mother...
Original Jeff: *Ferocious blind monster*
Jeff written by a bot: frien =)
I've been waiting for this!!
2:25 Que the Ducktales moon theme.
que?
"She shoots Gordon in the flesh"
Didn't she rather shoot him in the hazard suit?
”Alyx shoots Gordon in the flesh, or rather, in the suit before walking off.”
Soon we'll have "If Half Life: Benefactors was written by a Bot" and I'm going to be more than satisfied with life.
I like how Gordon’s expression to alyx shooting him in the knee caps is just blank
Eli: Surreal Man and his "Questioning"! I am Angry!
i like how gordon only speaks twice in this entire series but both times he says the hardest line in existence, also i love how gman is always trying to get people for questioning
"I been very excited to shoot some benefactors" is gordons first words. How poetic.
Ah yes my favourite half life character “a highly surreal man”
I’ve waited so long for this I’m so glad it’s here now
Ah yes, my favorite HL:A location: Dusty road.
I like how maps from different games used
Imagine if Valve posted this alongside the HL:A trailer back in 2019 and people had to piece together the story from this video
I love “The Questioning” bit. It never fails to bring suspense in its mystery.
Now it is time for, "Hunt the Down the Free Man"
The combine deciding to shoot alyx at 1:05 is weirdly smooth.
Gordon's facial expression at 1:20 is priceless lol
This was worth the wait, i love it so much thank you
I watched the ‘Behind the scenes’ before this. Needless to say, I was still amused.
Gordon's line was very badass.
I have no idea what this is about but I know I'll love it
YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED, IT'S TIME FOR THE QUESTIONING
*NO!*
@@Mordecai02 but then gman floated away
The ending was perfect, great job guys, i love this one.
The line ''i have been very excited to shoot some benefactors'' is so badass unironically
Thank you so much, this clears up a lot of questions I had with the plot of the game, anyone confused as to what happened should watch this video.
"People are still easier to kill than my reputation."
"I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors."
Gordon's only two lines in this series (and I love how corny yet badass they are)
I love seeing these series
The return of the King.
Oh boy, it's time for the questioning again!
FINALLY ANOTHER VIDEO!!!!!!
Nooo, not the questioning 😛
Amazing plot
Jeff:combine
Alyx:people
Russel:animals
Gordon:benefactors