Liam Neeson Auditions For Mall Santa Claus
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- Опубликовано: 16 дек 2016
- Liam's take on Santa is a bit darker than most.
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He's not the Santa we deserve; he's the Santa we need.
Lmao XD best comment
Robot Santa from Futurama can fill in for Neeson if he gets sick. Ho Ho Ho.
Not
Look up dr Robert M. NDoc you’ll no when u find him?
no
Hé is too much good to be
Hé is,actor
not anyone!!!
who wouldn't want a Santa with particular set of skills.
TBK skills that would make him a nightmare to kids that are naughty
TBK yup
Who is Marko? Marco from trapoya?
that comment made my day haha
TBK Best comment goes to you!
Liam Neeson is possibly one of the only people alive that is more terrifying when he smiles than when he's pissed off.
😅🤣😂🤭
no
Hé isn t
Hé is Just Acting.
good actor
Christina Ricci, Wednesday Addams.
He's brilliant
Ralph Fiennes
“He’s an eye in the sky, bringing swift judgement!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is Big Brother.
@@chrissteed8170 A reply after 4 years. Respect.
"Okay, but, but, he's also bringing toys to children"... "not the naughty ones" 😂
@@Appetite4Rose It’s been 5 years since I posted this comment. Thank you for your response!
"...he also brings toys to children..."
"Not the naughty ones."
I fucking died.
Haha, same. Shouldn't have been watching it before anyone else woke up, because they sure were awake after my laughing...
I heard all these lines will be in Taken 4: A Christmas Sleighing.
Santa Claus gets taken and Liam Neeson has to kill a bunch of rogue elves to get to him and save Christmas
AceofSpades would be better than anywhere the taken plot line has left to go. next logical step is the family pet goldfish.
christmas slaying..
Vash the Elicit YES!
I'd say Christmas Slaying. Lol
Incredible how he makes the most innocent phrases sound intimidating.
I just adore Liam... he smiled and then the next line was dead serious again! Love it...
I've got a particular set of jingle bells, bells that I have acquired over a very long career.
Set of jingle balls
i read balls LOL
KingOfMadCows XD
lol lmao
"I have a very particular set of gifts..."
".....and i know where you live"
Anxious Kid: "ummm..... santa?"
"i would look for you…...i Will find you…..and i Will give it to you"
“Gifts I have acquired over a very long career”
GON GIVE IT TO YAAA
The Grinch got the following message on his voicemail:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want presents, I can tell you that I don't have any. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare before Christmas for guys like you.
If you let Christmas go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not persue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will make my reindeer eat you alive."
"Good luck."
Brian filling in for Santa at the mall as a holiday job hoping to reconnect with his estranged family.
TAKEN 4
And then with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, he wouldn't get intimidated, he'd be a constant foil to all the threats
Release the what?
2 years old, and still one of Liam's best bits. Priceless.
"So what do you want for Christmas, kid?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Sir"
🤣🤣🤣🤣so apt
LOL
“Um, to be alive?”
@@kristashafer93098 HAHAHAHA
"Can I try something? and that's not a question." LMAOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣
A great actor can pull off just about any part. Christmas will never be the same. Thanks, Liam and Stephen. Great skit!
Leave it to Liam Neeson to make Santa sound threatning
Can Liam Neeson just play every role ever from now on?
sure, but what about the sex scenes?
James Burleson 😂😂
James Burleson lol be like the voice for movie trailers.
James Burleson Hey, uncomfortable Liam-on-Liam sex scenes are a small price to pay for an all-Liam Hollywood.
How would they be uncomfortable?
"Do you mind if i try something?...Thats not a question".
Did not get the laughs it deserved.
Still one of the best actors around
I love Mr Neeson. Never afraid to totally take the piss out of himself.🤣🤣🤣
“I have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a centuries-long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for naughty children like you.”
You're a genius!
I need a movie about this type of Santa starring Liam
Hahaha!! Great!! I was expecting him to say something like that!! Cheers!
GreenLanternSalem 🤣🤣🤣
Right! He really missed an opportunity there
I just died when he said, "Not the naughty ones."
I love Liam Neeson's voice... it's so cool sounding and funny in the proper context.
"That reindeer who ran over grandma, I will find him." Lol 😆
This is the first time I have ever seen him smile. It looked weird.
XCIIBdub Yeah, but this was his attempt at a polite smile and it was more unsettling than his usual serious face
I think that was the point.
It reminded me of Wednesday Addams' smile at Camp Chippewa.
Umm, love actually.
@@anthonyhewetson5086 lol! That is what came to m mind!
I don't care what the job is, I would hire Neeson to do it.
NecroDancer 1 of those skills is being awesome at evwrything, though.
A Yap Is that a Batman reference?
WHEREISSPACEBAR I don't think Liam cares what the Job is either. if you pay him 20 million, he'll do it no matter how crappy the script is(yes , I'm looking at you Taken series )
Can he pick me up a box of Trix?
Stephen Pike
Liam would bring you a box of Trix lined with real rabbit fur (still moist) and paired with a child’s skull fashioned into a serving bowl.
He’s an Eye in the Sky bringing Swift Judgement! Hilarious Line! I never thought of Santa that way before now.
It amazes me that this is still going around after 4 years. It's still hilarious.
Chuck Norris has nightmares about Liam Neeson.
Chuckling all the way.
Wow. ... That's a stout claim.
I believe that's the one true Chuck Norris fact
crinklyten damn skippy, he does.
Nightmares have Chuck Norris.
he is the one actor who can take seriousness to comedy level...
Have you forgotten nicholas cage?
Smoking Samoria nope...he WAS a great actor, now he's wasted...sorry, hollywood doesnt want him anymore...at least Liam here is awesome
Comedy played straight has more punch per punchline. Just think about how many laughs come tumbling out of every scene during the Airplane movies because the actors play their lines so seriously no matter how silly the lines sound to the audience.
He has a long way to go to match Tommy Lee Jones when it comes to playing it straight and getting laughs.
Leslie Nelson did it
So, do I leave a plate of milk & cookies for Santa, now, or a loaded pistol?
Both.
Pistol-shaped cookies?
He's making a Schindler's list. And he's checking it twice.
He finds out who's nazi or nice🎼🎶🎶🎶👍
Dear Hollywood. Give us a full length, theatrical released movie starring Liam Neeson's Santa Clause. - Signed, Everyone's Money.
I'll be the first to put up the cash!
Please let Hollywood know....They may just take you up on that! Would love to see Liam in a "Bad Santa" remake....🎅🎈🎊🎉🎁🎄👍⚠
Badass Santa staring Liam Neeson
Morgan Freeman can do all of my documentaries. Liam Neeson can do all of my action movies.
hahhahahaa
I feel like we need a Christopher Walken in here somewhere.
What about horror movies?
@@malcolmtudor8039 I agree completely perfect trio
He has the most amazing voice!
I so love Liam neeson! He would be awesome to hang out with! 😊❤️❤️❤️
Can anyone else see Liam Neeson as Batman?
Scott Dance Ras al Ghul buddy, i hope you see why fans would be pissed.
I still see him as Qui Gon Jin
Personally I think he'd make a fantastic Deathstroke.
I have a feeling that he'd have an awesome batman voice
if they EVER finally make a batman: beyond movie, i want him to play old man bruce wayne...
I love it when actors take comedic roles seriously; that's when it gets seriously funny.
I can easily see Mr Neeson as a good Santa Claus. It never hurts to have Santa with an attitude.
I never realized until now that Liam Neeson has an excellent sense of comedy! Bravo! :-D
When Liam Neelson smiles.....people die.
ikr 😂
his voice is so heavy even he's tAlking normally he scares the shit out of me.
Saeed Khan my da comes from ballymena. This is where Liam Neeson comes from. Most the men have that heavy gravel tone in their voice. Can sound intimidating even when they re in a good mood
I can tell by your typing..
He has the best voice ever....
0:37 Liam Neeson Smiling. I thought I was going to go blind, and fell back and out of my chair.
*He’s an eye in the sky bringing swift judgement*
Did Liam just make Santa look badass?
Collin Morris Santa is Bad ass. He is the worlds greatest assassin. He monitors all the people of the world closely enough to know when they're asleep, travels to ALL the houses in the world in one night. Uses a clunky, noisy vehicle like a sleigh, pulled by wild animals. Animals, who's hives would also makes lots of noise, mind you. Then sneaks in through the chimney, and leaves things behind, just to show that he could kill us all in our sleep and no one would ever know. If he doesn't like you, he leaves behind coal, which could be used in multitude of ways hazardous to human health.
That red suited man is terrifying.
Jeor Mormont did it first...
Officer Mowon~ yes...yes he did.
He's "Taken" this role serouly 😉
You should take your grammar more "seriously"
Sharp Smirnoff you "should've" taken your spelling very serious
stupid fuck
everybody quit fighting!!!
+Sharp Smirnoff...if you are going to correct someones spelling, check your own....it is SHOULD, not SHOUD lol
Y'all are being far too serious in your bickering.
I was waiting for him to say "You better watch out. You better not cry."
''I know when you're awake...''
LOL, He sounds so threatening when he's saying that..
Every sentence sounded intimidating whenever Liam Neeson says them.
Man could read a recipe for baking chocolate chip cookies, and I would be scared to eat them.
That was the point, dummy.
@@joelellis7035 The cookies might be poisoned
He looked like Voldemort when she smiled.
I know right, it's super unsettling.
well he looks very much like ralph fiennes.
That's exactly what I thought when he smiled, dear lord he and Ralph Fiennes are twins.
It kinda reminded me of Nick Cage
SallieAnne he looked like Liam neeson kinda
I'm Taken with this.
I see what you did there.. lol
Underrated comment tbh
If you are his daughter and even if your naughty or nice .I believe you will get your wish.
That's my type of Santa!!!!
If i ever have kids, I'm gonna show them this video everytime they're naughty
I have 2. And I plan on it.
Then might they figure out that the real Santa died about two millennia ago?
*Nicole Czarnecki* The _real_ Santa?! 😀
Yes. St. Nicholas of Smyrna died in 345 AD.
This is now scheduled for tomorrow morning.
Liam Neeson is the only Santa worth being naughty for.
Kenny Tee Are you kidding? He will kill us all!
@@LunarLizard He killed Kenny!!
Agree
@@pondboy3682 He's bastard...
Liam Neeson's Santa Claus doesn't have a naughty list, he has a hit list.
"Release the crinkle!"
I' m dead.
Santa has a particular set of skills that scare the crap out of me!
Dy Ster ~ HA!😁HA! Me too!
He looks unrecognisable with a smile
They should do a mature version of the Grinch with Liam playing as the Grinch.
Diadlo that would be so awesome.
IU
He will look for you, he will find you and he will take all your presents.
Diadlo I would so watch that!!
That would be quite terrifying. 😱
"I _see_ you when you're sleeping. I _know_ when you're awake."
😲 *HOLY KRAMPUS!* 😲 Yes. Krampus; a figure first arising in popular folklore centuries ago, but for some reason, I get the impression one of Liam Neeson's ancestors was an inspiration.
"Release the crinkle!"
I laughed so hard. My sister did not get the joke.
It’s Kringle
This is CGI... Liam Neeson doesn't smile
Aydan Metsch Rofl
LMAO 😂
Yeah everything is CGI after Rogue One
Am... am *I* CGI? O_o
Aydan Metsch Schindlers List and Michael Collins...?
THE GREATEST SANTA CLAUS EVER!!!!
-Taken 4: Silent Night
I would go and pay money for that!!
That voice, I just love this guy!!
The christmas song, "Santa Claus is coming to town " use to scare the heck out of me when i was 5. It used to give me a chill up my spine when i heard "he knows when you are sleeping , he knows when youre awake". Creepy stalker vibes. I did not want to look out a window just in case he was doing his peeping tom thing.
I know when you're weak.
nigga how do math genius like you get time for this kindd of stuff?
its my boiiii pattttttt
holy crap...love u patrick u helped me pass Calculus bro...hahaha....good times
Omg..it's Patrick #screamingggg!!
I can enjoy my Christmas holiday because of this man here. 😀
Liam Neeson would make the perfect Solider 76
Mallika Banerjee DUUUUUDE
LOL overwatch mention. Niiiiice. And I agree 100%
Mallika Banerjee I think a better reaper
Shayne Kromberg Yeah he sounds more like reaper
Mallika Banerjee I hope you took this last year to contemplate how much that didn't make sense.
The swift judgment kills me every time
Santa has a particular set of skills. Skills that make him a nightmare for naughty kids like you.
This Santa has a very special set of skills.......
"And that's not a question "
legend
“Do you mind if I try something? And that’s not a question.”
LOL!
"....But he also brings them presents."
"Not the naughty ones." He says it with such purpose lol!
This is so fuckin awesome. Liam Neeson is the best
Liam Neeson would be such a good fit for Santa, he's always writing lists
Yeah, I heard that's why Spielberg hired him.
JHD42 oh shit!!
krikkitelder damn you beat me to it haha was going to say this
0:35
Whenever my boss tells me to smile around customers.
I love this video so much. That smile near the beginning is perfection.
Didn't Schindler already make a list?
Myles Hoglund AW SHIT that was good hahaha
Don't think Schindler checked his list twice though.
He should be named Schindler Clause! 😂
Yes. It's more important than Santa's list because "the list is LIFE."
Your Santa Mind Tricks don't work on me...
New Message hahaha😂
i know he's famous for other work he's done but he will forever be most remembered for taken. that's how i know him.
This is classic. Love it. Liam at his best! Happy holidays everyone
Best Santa Ever :D
Xaero188
An Oompa loompa could do better.
This is so great. I love me some Liam Neeson.
Santa Claus has a particular set of skills that he gained over a long career.
"... he's an eye in the sky, bringing swift judgement." 😂
Think I'd rather be visited by Krampus
Trogdoooooooor
Sorry, Krampus is already dead.
Neeson got to him.
fartzinwind Hahahah ikr
Or Atnas
Leim Neeson is krampus!!!!
Poor Liam Neeson, he's been typecast as scary action man. People forget about Michael Collins and Oskar Schindler.
Robbie Clark or Qui Gon Jinn
Robbie Clark true. Also as Brother Sebastian in "Lamb" :)
amillwardmusic I can only hope to forget
Robbie Clark Michael Collins for the win!!!!
Does anyone remember the movie "Excalibur"? I think it came out in the 80s. Both Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart had minor roles in that movie. Now they are big stars.
He's a santa with a particular set of skills
The genius of airplane was that it was serious actors delivering absurd stuff totally legit. Same with Neeson. His delivery of mental shit with such serious conviction is gold!
If Liam Neeson were Santa Claus, then no kids will ever be naughty, at least the ones that are left after imposing his swift justice on the naughty ones.
we need a killer Santa movie with Liam
Agreed! We need that Puppet Combo game “Christmas Massacre” made into a movie with Liam Neeson as Killer Santa
"...eye in the sky bringing swift judgment." I can't breath.
This man can also act like a shiny present with a red bow on top under the Christmas tree🤩🎁
Taken 4 - Christmas vacation
Family kidnapped by Elves and Santa in the North Pole
For taking my Christmas tree I will find you, I will steal all your presents and make sure that your Christmas won't be a jolly wonderful time of the year at all.
He has a particular set of skills.
Seriously, Liam Neeson is a treasure of humanity! This man is a godly awesome actor! He’d make the most badass Santa ever! XD
Liam Neeson is one of the most actors around
Of course ❣️❣️🌹🌹❣️
this is downright terrifying ...Santa might kill me
Oliver Aguilar ~ maybe!😰Just so he doesn't smile again, jeez!
Id pay to watch a Santa movie starting Liam Neeson
I first saw Liam Neeson in 'High Spirits back in 1988. Even then there was something about him that stood out.
A sophisticated range of actions, played by an Actor who is versatile enough to carry each one off.. A consummate professional..