Liam Neeson's Cupid Audition

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Action star Liam Neeson unleashes his usual gruffness in an audition for the symbol of love.
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Комментарии • 504

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 6 лет назад +954

    "Love is patient... like a trained assassin." Found my wedding vows

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 6 лет назад +7

      Tiia Mannix hahaha! Invite me please! I must see that!

    • @wlee6685
      @wlee6685 6 лет назад +12

      Mine is going to be "I do..plan on releasing the Kraken tonight".

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад +2

      Tiia Mannix
      Where are you registered? I want to sent you a couple coupons for 'wetwork', perfect for in-laws of the crusty variety. Or for use on ex's whom didnt pop the qestion 1st

    • @rsingh2595
      @rsingh2595 6 лет назад +4

      Tiia Mannix Lmaoo

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад +1

      Blackfalk
      Oh I Got a List. It's been expanding for 50yrs. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm only 54yrs old. lol lol lol lol

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 6 лет назад +174

    "If you two don't fall in love, I will look for you. I will find you and change your relationship statues to "it's complicated"." Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!😂😂😂

  • @MarelisaFabrega
    @MarelisaFabrega 6 лет назад +444

    I've always liked Liam Neeson, and the fact that he was willing to do this makes me like him even more.

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад +3

      Marelisa Fabrega
      Liam did a cameo in Ted 1.
      Grocery store scenes
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tomzadvydas1758
      @tomzadvydas1758 3 года назад +2

      One of his early roles was Sir Gawain in “Excalibur” it fits

    • @user-pt5cw7ed4m
      @user-pt5cw7ed4m 4 месяца назад

      Very True

    • @michaelperkola391
      @michaelperkola391 2 месяца назад

      Look up his appearance on Life's Too Short.

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 6 лет назад +732

    My hearts been...TAKEN!

  • @AnActualDinosaur
    @AnActualDinosaur 6 лет назад +565

    "That's a kill shot, pal"
    I'm dead lmao

    • @claudettes9697
      @claudettes9697 6 лет назад +6

      An Actual Dinosaur he's a trained methodical marksman, a-hahahahaha..!

    • @loved012one
      @loved012one 6 лет назад +4

      Did you bleed out in 10 seconds? xD

    • @lottery248
      @lottery248 6 лет назад +1

      that is how the Taken 4 made

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 6 лет назад +2

      Headshots only. Weapons free. Engage. Hmm... engagement. My gawd!!! He's on to something!

    • @StrangerInParadise58
      @StrangerInParadise58 8 месяцев назад +1

      Me, too!!! OMG, I love that line … and his delivery is a full-scale 10!!! LOL!!! 😂

  • @aaronjamessantiago2254
    @aaronjamessantiago2254 6 лет назад +289

    He's a trained, methodical marksman with deadly aim shooting arrows onto random victims.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 6 лет назад +6

      Truth bomb from Liam Neeson, that's new!

  • @IronClawGaming
    @IronClawGaming 6 лет назад +98

    Nothing makes me like an actor more then knowing that they have a sense of humour about themselves. This was too good.

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 6 лет назад +774

    If we can have The Rock as a tooth fairy we can sure as hell have Liam Neeson as Cupid, bring Vin Diesel in as the easter bunny or something too.

    • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
      @TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 лет назад +20

      Liam Neeson for everything would be better. I would love to see Liam Neeson’s interpretation of the Tooth Fairy.

    • @lewa3910
      @lewa3910 6 лет назад +31

      Damn fine cast for live action Rise of the Guardians

    • @Rockblue01
      @Rockblue01 6 лет назад +5

      And there is an idea.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 6 лет назад +8

      Sounds like a franchise to me, somebody get Hallmark on the phone

    • @rake483
      @rake483 6 лет назад +3

      The Rock as tooth fairy
      LOL

  • @lornaginetteharrison414
    @lornaginetteharrison414 6 лет назад +89

    "If you two don't fall in love, I will look for you, I will find you, & I will change your relationship status to 'It's complicated'!" Genius!!!

  • @gwladysgerard9647
    @gwladysgerard9647 6 лет назад +326

    Fall in love dammit don't make me use it!

  • @carolinerangen478
    @carolinerangen478 5 месяцев назад +23

    He is such a great guy!! He is such a comedian in his own right along with being a great actor.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 лет назад +43

    "I'm going to shoot this arrow right into your heart"... I legit got scared at that. lol.

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 6 лет назад +55

    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want in a relationship. If you are looking for romance, I can help you find it. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you ask her out now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you fall in love."

  • @deebella827
    @deebella827 6 лет назад +71

    Love is patient. Like a trained assassin. 😂😂😂😂

  • @richardnedbalek1968
    @richardnedbalek1968 4 месяца назад +4

    Can’t have a bad day watching Liam audition for Cupid, the Easter Bunny, Santa, etc.!

  • @fusionev0
    @fusionev0 6 лет назад +38

    "Not the ones he's kills"
    the way he says that... lol

  • @zuleyhagundogdu8061
    @zuleyhagundogdu8061 5 месяцев назад +5

    I love Liam Neeson so hard. No arrow in the heart needed 😂😂😂

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 6 лет назад +31

    I love how Liam Neeson is up to all this silly stuff, he's great!

    • @ro4eva
      @ro4eva 6 лет назад +1

      It shows he's a confident man.

  • @cnj67
    @cnj67 6 лет назад +67

    "Love leaped out at us like a murderer jumping out of a dark alley." (Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita)
    Neeson is right - Cupid is dangerous.

  • @alonsovalenzuelaking9208
    @alonsovalenzuelaking9208 6 лет назад +43

    When you need a cupid with a "Particular set of skills"...

  • @rachelbrenner4092
    @rachelbrenner4092 6 лет назад +97

    I can't wait to see him audition for the Easter Bunny, since he he killed the Santa and Cupid.

    • @jjasper7512
      @jjasper7512 5 месяцев назад

      I saw this literally the day after he has actually auditioned as the Easter bunny!

  • @leejay2418
    @leejay2418 Год назад +12

    Liam Neeson as Cupid is exactly what I need scrolling RUclips this evening.

  • @samimotag
    @samimotag 6 лет назад +214

    He's my favorite actor!

    • @InsaneKahuna
      @InsaneKahuna 6 лет назад +1

      Sami Motaghedi Never heard of people stalking people half their lofe and interfering negatively for 10 years without their permission or awareness because people cant get people to like or sleep with them on their own... and if they were off busy...didnt need to ruin peoples lives with their nonsense.. for something u dont want to begin with.

    • @samiullahk7223
      @samiullahk7223 6 лет назад

      Hey u stole my name 😘

    • @raysagarcia4206
      @raysagarcia4206 6 лет назад +1

      Sami Motaghedi mine too

  • @dustoff499
    @dustoff499 5 месяцев назад +4

    "...change your relationship status to - it complicated." I lost it. ROFL

  • @MaryWindham-mt1jw
    @MaryWindham-mt1jw 4 месяца назад +4

    "Love is patient, like a trained assassin." That's what's happening.

  • @mushnoodle
    @mushnoodle 6 лет назад +110

    Mr. Neeson, will you be my Valentine?

  • @davidsmith2842
    @davidsmith2842 5 месяцев назад +3

    You Can Run You can hide but love will find you lol, this was great

  • @qhsperson
    @qhsperson 6 лет назад +54

    Oh, Liam -- you had me at "kill shot."

  • @geekthegirl6961
    @geekthegirl6961 6 лет назад +60

    What a good sport. Men of strong character are not afraid to wear fluffy angel wings.

    • @ro4eva
      @ro4eva 6 лет назад +1

      I can think of one right now who's anything but a strong character. He's incredibly insecure, and orange to boot. Sorry if that upsets anyone, but it's the truth. Confidence is generally silent - the opposite is loud, petulant and usually constant, good day.

    • @geekthegirl6961
      @geekthegirl6961 6 лет назад +1

      Sam Burns - good point but can't we all just enjoy the moment without dragging President Ass-Clown into it? Pretty please!

    • @groypersupreme2918
      @groypersupreme2918 6 лет назад

      It's been over a year now. You would think your butthurt would have healed by now. But, aren't you late for your "scream helplessly at the sky over DT 'protest'?"

    • @edwinpace5781
      @edwinpace5781 6 лет назад

      As long, it seems, as they can get a clean kill the first time.

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 6 лет назад +13

    Great Sam Cooke reference!! That *IS* a kill shot!💘

  • @amka_mm
    @amka_mm 6 лет назад +21

    what a voice omg

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 6 лет назад +62

    That's a kill shot, pal.

  • @terrashine1353
    @terrashine1353 6 лет назад +44

    Release the Cupid 💗..
    That's convincing 😂😄😂

  • @NS1973
    @NS1973 6 лет назад +29

    Say what you will, this man's got range.
    A range of about 300 yards.

  • @jessicamurray9592
    @jessicamurray9592 6 лет назад +18

    Release the Cupid!! Yas!! I love it

  • @TheJessy8888
    @TheJessy8888 6 лет назад +20

    So basically Cupid is a serial killer

  • @xvx4848
    @xvx4848 6 лет назад +20

    The Force is strong with this one!

  • @ladywarfare221
    @ladywarfare221 6 лет назад +8

    I swear this man ages in reverse, he looks so good for his age 😍

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +10

    Big ups to Liam for this! He can laugh at himself! We have a very unique sense of humour in Ulster!

  • @eduardovillagomez2865
    @eduardovillagomez2865 6 лет назад +16

    When he talks is like he is narrating a medieval age story

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад +218

    "Could, perhaps, be a little less intimidating?"
    "But... that's my thing. I'm Liam Neeson. I intimidate. It's what I _do._ The least intimidating role I have ever played was Oskar Schindler and the only reason he looked so unintimidating was that he was surrounded by Holocaust victims and Nazis. And, you know, you put this bow and arrow in my hands. These are weapons. Cupid shoots people in the _heart._ That's a _kill_ shot. Cupid is an _assassin."_

  • @mackenzieehrgood6173
    @mackenzieehrgood6173 6 лет назад +16

    first Santa and now cupid. I sincerely hope they do this again with him as the Easter rabbit.

    • @pschroeter1
      @pschroeter1 6 лет назад

      Tooth Fairy.

    • @OpticIlluzhion
      @OpticIlluzhion 6 лет назад

      Mackenzie Ehrgood I'd love to hear him try to say eggs in a way that still makes him sound badass

  • @rev.9683
    @rev.9683 6 лет назад +7

    The best cupid ever 😂😍 for sure

  • @thehermit8723
    @thehermit8723 6 лет назад +10

    Now this is the Cupid we all need...

  • @joyhagerty6455
    @joyhagerty6455 6 лет назад +3

    Another priceless Holiday Skit With Laim Neeson. 😅😀😀😄😄 Mr. Neeson there are no words to describe how Awsome you are. 😄

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +28

    "I have a very particular set of skills.... in bed."

  • @MrsCaviar
    @MrsCaviar 6 месяцев назад +4

    "...that's a kill shot..." 😂😅😂😅

  • @claudiacornejo8583
    @claudiacornejo8583 Месяц назад +1

    “I’m gonna change your relationship status to ‘It’s complicated’” 😂😂😂😂😂 I think the whole series of Liam Neeson as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Cupid It’s just genius.

  • @HetaliaGirl1
    @HetaliaGirl1 6 лет назад +6

    Cupid has a very particular set of skills 😂

  • @j.cm.9343
    @j.cm.9343 6 лет назад +33

    I loooooooove this guy

  • @robertprocon
    @robertprocon 6 лет назад +135

    That’s a kill shot

  • @ryanellis4474
    @ryanellis4474 6 лет назад +17

    Liam is a legend. He seems like a decent fellow.

  • @deyan6558
    @deyan6558 6 лет назад +14

    Love never sounded so badass.

  • @alexlee2581
    @alexlee2581 6 лет назад +5

    God damn I love his mans voice

  • @PHANPHOTO1
    @PHANPHOTO1 6 лет назад +6

    Liams Neesons is awesomeness.

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 4 месяца назад +1

    He freaking slays me every time with these. His voice and Morgan Freeman's voice...they are distinctive and have a particular set of skills....

  • @CletusGames
    @CletusGames 4 месяца назад +3

    *_Cupid with a particular set of skills_* 😂

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 6 лет назад +73

    "Into random victims." So it's agreed that cupid is a serial killer?

    • @uruglytoo
      @uruglytoo 6 лет назад +1

      If he were a serial killer they wouldn't be random.

  • @thepornographer8512
    @thepornographer8512 6 лет назад +3

    His voice would be awesome for narrating books😋

  • @ashmitanandy
    @ashmitanandy 6 лет назад +61

    Yep. 50/10 would watch multiple times.

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад

      Ashmita Nandy
      I have. Gimme a +1

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад

      Ashmita Nandy
      bedtime stories and christmas video on the que. Have a good one

  • @Mikhail69Jerkov
    @Mikhail69Jerkov 6 лет назад +16

    Qui-Gon Jinn's up to some weird shit in the jedi afterlife...

    • @esoj5944
      @esoj5944 6 лет назад +1

      Definitely...

  • @julianhobrough1290
    @julianhobrough1290 6 лет назад +5

    This is one of the BEST I’ve seen. Go Neeson! (I’m drunk). (Sorry).

  • @bobmiller3627
    @bobmiller3627 6 лет назад +3

    "I have a particular set of skills...skills that make for loving memories for people like you."

  • @cjpockets
    @cjpockets 6 лет назад +5

    I needed this dose of ridiculousness 😂

  • @anrina
    @anrina 6 лет назад +2

    I love these recurring Liam Neeson auditions!!!

  • @ekk.hilgeman
    @ekk.hilgeman 6 лет назад +2

    “That’s a kill shot pal”. I am living for this man 😭😭😭😂

  • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
    @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 6 лет назад +6

    Dude is hardcore as cupid. Didn't realize but he's right. The character is a bad ass marksman when you think about it lol. Dude is deadly as fuck.

  • @dunngyllite7883
    @dunngyllite7883 6 лет назад +4

    Now that's a cupid you don't wanna mess around with - better fall in love, RIGHT NOW..!

  • @Zoditron
    @Zoditron 6 лет назад +5

    Liam's Voice is too Badass for the Role of Cupid.

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 Год назад

      @Zoditron I kinda think that's the point, lol....

  • @HelloThereUniverse
    @HelloThereUniverse 2 года назад +2

    "fall in love now dammit", 😂😂

  • @GCEXTREMEMN
    @GCEXTREMEMN 4 месяца назад +1

    This is as golden as the Liam Santa audition one..hilarious

  • @IamXhedo
    @IamXhedo 6 лет назад +5

    Love it when celebrities embrace the memes.

  • @TorchbearerOfReach
    @TorchbearerOfReach 6 лет назад +4

    I'm torn between laughing and screaming "MY EYES!".

  • @suzmaca650
    @suzmaca650 8 месяцев назад +1

    Liam has my heart

  • @WormholeJim
    @WormholeJim 6 лет назад +7

    I don't even know what to say. Love has teeth and can be angry as fu*k, ok, alright, already!! Please don't shoot me!

  • @cadror26
    @cadror26 6 лет назад +22

    Who else thinks he should be in a film with Tommy Lee Jones?

  • @dykatran
    @dykatran 6 лет назад +15

    Eros took a day off and Zeus had to fill in.

    • @OtakuD50
      @OtakuD50 6 лет назад +1

      Explains the later spike in demigods.

  • @tiwozo718
    @tiwozo718 6 лет назад +8

    I am in love with this man 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @GloriaDarum-vx1fq
    @GloriaDarum-vx1fq 5 месяцев назад

    Lol, as good as the Easter Bunny audition 😂👍

  • @ketamine901
    @ketamine901 3 года назад

    I will find you, and I will... change your relationship status to it’s complicated. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zionsworld9581
    @zionsworld9581 6 лет назад +3

    LOL. He has that narrator voice. Am I right?

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 6 лет назад +1

    That specialized skill set.....
    /Cupid is a badass.

  • @MaskedTakenouchi
    @MaskedTakenouchi 6 лет назад +1

    i cant stop laugh with this one 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shannonlloyd8392
    @shannonlloyd8392 6 лет назад +1

    Lmao this cracks me up every time😂😂😂😂

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 2 года назад +2

    He did find a role in comedy! More, more.

  • @merelweteling
    @merelweteling 6 лет назад +6

    Me doing an unprepared presentation at school

  • @bluevictory1010
    @bluevictory1010 6 лет назад +1

    LOL, this is hilarious, love Liam Neeson!

  • @enlightenedx5017
    @enlightenedx5017 6 лет назад +1

    THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL!

  • @johancakep
    @johancakep 6 лет назад +1

    THE CUPID HAS BEEN RELEASED, SIR.

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 6 лет назад +8

    Qui Gon Jin?
    Ra's al ghul?
    Zeus?
    Nope.

  • @jabbabbabba
    @jabbabbabba 6 лет назад +1

    Actual comedy? FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 6 лет назад +1

    Why is this so damn incredible? 😂

  • @thefallennero5265
    @thefallennero5265 6 лет назад +3

    This is gonna be a badass movie

  • @StartingToThrive
    @StartingToThrive 6 лет назад +6

    This was too good

  • @str8edgerockstar956
    @str8edgerockstar956 6 лет назад +1

    What a legend!

  • @mihailtelematico660
    @mihailtelematico660 6 лет назад +11

    Not the ones he kills... :P

  • @petergoeke3018
    @petergoeke3018 6 лет назад +1

    Love will find you, and love will kill you.

  • @ggcyfc5638
    @ggcyfc5638 6 лет назад +11

    Why he is so hot in 70+ 😈😍😚

  • @chrism836
    @chrism836 5 месяцев назад

    Wow oh gosh I love this guy, one of the greatest actors in the world, so hilarious ^^ Love you Liam 🥰

  • @yahyaabuasi6277
    @yahyaabuasi6277 6 лет назад +4

    If this was a movie I'd watch it