The Bitch Fight of Canary Wharf

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @norielsylvire4097
    @norielsylvire4097 6 лет назад +10002

    Two robot species insulting each other while an almost immortal being with human appearance watches them with 3D goggles

    • @norielsylvire4097
      @norielsylvire4097 6 лет назад +150

      JAMES COOK AND BUGSHOT*TAKEN* its just to make it shorter.
      I know they are more cyborg hi tech alien beings from another universe but that doesnt attract as many likes hahah

    • @danielpetersen4123
      @danielpetersen4123 6 лет назад +197

      Doctor Who in a nutshell

    • @shannon-ij2im
      @shannon-ij2im 6 лет назад +22

      Omfg why did I laugh so much at this comment 😂🤔

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 6 лет назад +85

      Neither are robots, one are tentacles on a tank and the other humans in an armor

    • @BossMan-jc9nr
      @BossMan-jc9nr 6 лет назад +30

      @@diablo.the.cheater you know, now that i think of it the daleks remind me of the krang.

  • @gaming4all885
    @gaming4all885 6 лет назад +7651

    "We would destroy the cybermen with one dalek"
    "I'll do it"
    "I was being figurative"
    "Oh"

  • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
    @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 лет назад +5433

    I clicked this thinking it was the original scene, I'm so glad I'm wrong.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 5 лет назад +291

      Fuck do you mean this is even better

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 года назад +205

      What do you mean this is the original scene

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 4 года назад +151

      When I first saw it I thought it was the original. And when I actually got recommended the original I thought something was wrong

    • @theinstitutephil2300
      @theinstitutephil2300 4 года назад +35

      I clicked this because i thought it would be funny and i was right

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 года назад +65

      Surprisingly much of the dialogue is unaltered xD

  • @lexirey430
    @lexirey430 6 лет назад +5790

    Parody? What parody? This is what happened in the episode.

  • @ChristophBurschka
    @ChristophBurschka 9 лет назад +1979

    "If we ever need scones or a toilet unplugged we shall contact you"
    Nice one.

  • @GenericBook
    @GenericBook 5 лет назад +4571

    "This isn't war! This is cyber bullying!" 😂😂😂😂
    This is the best line ever! This should be in the show!

    • @QNRArsenal
      @QNRArsenal 4 года назад +187

      It's great but the original is better. "This is not war, this is pest control!" 😂

    • @trajan231
      @trajan231 3 года назад +34

      The female has become very sweaty

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 года назад +12

      This isn't war, this is sport!

    • @archusrtm6325
      @archusrtm6325 3 года назад +16

      @@RennieAsh Strax the sontaren moment

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 3 года назад +7

      @@trajan231 tell me about it.

  • @destendgem
    @destendgem 7 лет назад +813

    Hearing a Dalek say bugger is quite possibly the funniest thing ever.

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 7 лет назад +16

      THEDestendGem The Cybermen saying it seems funnier to me for some reason. Probably the monotone voice.

    • @sorenmine7765
      @sorenmine7765 7 лет назад +10

      BUGGER

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 7 лет назад +5

      Bugger, ive lost em!!

    • @asodio1074
      @asodio1074 6 лет назад +6

      no,"its would you like some tea?"

    • @philbilly2277
      @philbilly2277 6 лет назад +6

      You've clearly never heard a Dalek say "Alright lads"

  • @Metaldog14150
    @Metaldog14150 Год назад +1336

    I just saw a deleted scene from 1983 in which a Dalek operator took a wrong turn and exclaimed, "bugger, I've lost them!" So of course I had to pop in here to say that Daleks saying bugger is absolutely canon.

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy Год назад +68

      Thank you for this information, we shall treasure and spread it worldwide

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel Год назад +19

      Please tell me it was in the Dalek voice

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel Год назад +40

      @@Metaldog14150 YES ITS IN THE DALEK VOICE!

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 Год назад +12

      Of course they would way it. They're british

    • @Damaged7
      @Damaged7 Год назад +4

      Thats... not how canon works.

  • @waynemidnight7454
    @waynemidnight7454 5 лет назад +2311

    "This is not war, this is -pest--control- Cyberbullying!"

    • @ventus5628
      @ventus5628 5 лет назад +58

      *”WE HAVE FIVE MILLION CYBERMEN. HOW MANY ARE YOU?”*

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 5 лет назад +38

      @@ventus5628 *FOUR!*

    • @eaglehood224
      @eaglehood224 5 лет назад +32

      @@etazeta674 *YOU WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH 4 DALEKS?*

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 5 лет назад +30

      @@eaglehood224 *WE WILL DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONLY ONE DALEK*

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 5 лет назад +24

      @@myriad9597 *YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO US IN ONLY ONE RESPECT!*

  • @SAGENT2
    @SAGENT2 7 лет назад +2835

    Daleks at the beginning: CYBERMEN APPROACHING
    Dalek like 30 seconds later: IDENTIFY YOURSELF

  • @Pyroniusburn
    @Pyroniusburn 9 лет назад +5122

    "Ladies first"
    "Daleks have no concept of gender!"
    "You have identified as dalek"
    "Bugger!
    That was clever"
    "The cybermen are known for their cleverness"
    "So you are cybermen?"
    ".....Bugger!"

  • @samtankersley98
    @samtankersley98 5 лет назад +687

    “we would destroy the cybermen with one dalek”
    “I’ll do it”
    “I was being figurative”
    “ *oh* ”

  • @JoshEssex
    @JoshEssex 6 лет назад +913

    That last "Bugger" got me

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 6 лет назад +2

      Particularly with the caption.

  • @xtac6435
    @xtac6435 7 лет назад +3638

    DALEK: "The female has become very sweaty"
    Mickey: "Yeah, tell me about it"

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 года назад +238

    “This is not war, this is cyberbullying” has supplanted itself as the original line in my mind, it’s so much funnier

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 6 лет назад +3039

    "You are better at dying!!"
    ... ...
    ... ... ...
    "How long did it take you to think that one up in your sphere thingy?"

    • @KrypticStudiosCorp
      @KrypticStudiosCorp 6 лет назад +121

      "BUGGER!"

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 6 лет назад +141

      It is not a sphere,it is a VOID SHIP.

    • @louiscypher4186
      @louiscypher4186 6 лет назад +62

      whatever.

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 6 лет назад +63

      @@louiscypher4186 We are DONE here.Raise communication barrier!

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 лет назад +44

      Kitco The Ghost Wizard wait rewind him by nine realms!
      Who is that? And why am I so angry all of a sudden

  • @CrypticSpook
    @CrypticSpook 6 лет назад +994

    "I WILL DO IT."
    "I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE"
    "...OH"

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 5 лет назад +245

    "Said the dust-bin, wearing a skirt, covered in disco balls." that comment is sticking with me forever to describe daleks.

    • @mikedbz8530
      @mikedbz8530 3 года назад +12

      Dalek: THEY ARE NOT DISCO BALLS! EXTERMINATE!

  • @stanmarsh4019
    @stanmarsh4019 7 лет назад +8146

    THIS IS NOT WAR THIS IS CYBERBULLYING!!!

  • @Alpha121198
    @Alpha121198 6 лет назад +3437

    I love the how the Doctor’s expressions translate to this version. He looks so freaking confused over how two of his greatest enemies are acting.
    “I fought in a war to kill the Daleks… and these are the survivors.”
    “Oh thank the matrix that I don’t have to deal with Mondasian Cybermen today.”

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 4 года назад +64

      2:20
      ISN'TANYONEGONNAASKWHATISITWITHTHEGLASSES?

    • @samoyedpups4673
      @samoyedpups4673 4 года назад +24

      @@cramerfloro5936 to see the void stuff

    • @emregungor1248
      @emregungor1248 4 года назад +49

      @@cramerfloro5936 its simple he wants to watch the epic fight in 3d. Duhhh

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 3 года назад +17

      @@cramerfloro5936 we all know what's up with those, why would we ask?

    • @androidaxolotl8311
      @androidaxolotl8311 3 года назад +16

      @@KarakTo the Doctor said that in his head in this version (watch it with subtitles)

  • @Xenon7567
    @Xenon7567 Год назад +217

    can't believe this masterpiece is ten years old now, remember losing my shit when it came out. a remaster with your improved dalek and cybermen voice modulators would make for a fantastic 10th anniversary special

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh Год назад +5

      This is the first time it's ever shown in my feed. It's brilliant.

  • @owen.woewson
    @owen.woewson 6 лет назад +2792

    *Identify yourself!*
    You will identify first.
    *You will identify!*
    YOU will identify.
    *After you.*
    Ladies first.
    *Daleks have no concept of gender!*
    You have identified as Daleks.
    *BUGGER! That was clever.*
    The Cybermen are known for their cleverness.
    *So you are Cybermen?*
    BUGGER.

  • @yellowfang42
    @yellowfang42 6 лет назад +3264

    What do you mean this isn't canon

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 6 лет назад +32

      Of course not! 'Cannon' was a Cop-Show staring William Conrad!

    • @agooseamoose6524
      @agooseamoose6524 6 лет назад +41

      What do you mean Explain, AMERICA EGGSPAIN, WHAT YOU MEAN ARKANSAS.

    • @adamj.mc.3078
      @adamj.mc.3078 6 лет назад +22

      I mean, its basically what happened

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 6 лет назад +28

      This isn't aliens. It's Britain 24 hours after Brexit.

    • @liquidocelot5976
      @liquidocelot5976 5 лет назад +10

      Most of it actually is canon

  • @apersonandaperson
    @apersonandaperson 6 лет назад +831

    Dalek: "You are superior in only one respect"
    Cyberman: "what is that?"
    Dalek: "you are better at dying"

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +77

      "How long did you spent in your sphere thinking that one up?"

    • @apersonandaperson
      @apersonandaperson 5 лет назад +35

      fulcrum 29 it is not a sphere it is a void ship

    • @phastherlight823
      @phastherlight823 5 лет назад +10

      @@apersonandaperson wHaTeVER..

    • @asswipe8062
      @asswipe8062 5 лет назад +18

      @@phastherlight823 WE ARE DONE HERE, RAISE COMMUNICATIONS BARRIER!

    • @kaiser_Haux
      @kaiser_Haux 4 года назад +8

      @ass wipe WAIT! Rewind image by nine rells

  • @elijahcastillo7970
    @elijahcastillo7970 9 лет назад +394

    "We will destroy the Cybermen with 1 Dalek."
    "I'll do it!"
    "I was being figurative..."
    "Oh..."

  • @colonelcrockett2250
    @colonelcrockett2250 6 лет назад +1796

    The cyber bullying part got me. The awkward silence got me again 😂

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle 4 года назад +18

      The whole video us gold but it elevated to platinum several times too 👍. It's genius

  • @heyitsfrecky5640
    @heyitsfrecky5640 3 года назад +129

    The best part of this is at the start the Dalek says "Cybermen approaching" yet they still have a dumb conversation trying to identify them

    • @voidwalkerbruh7426
      @voidwalkerbruh7426 Год назад

      There all idoits

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 Год назад +10

      I believe the Daleks were messing with the Cybermen by acting like they've never seen a Cyberman.

    • @hippothehippo
      @hippothehippo Год назад

      Probably a strategic move to see if the cybermen attempt deception

  • @UberBlackEagle
    @UberBlackEagle 7 лет назад +1695

    "You are only Superior in one aspect you are better at dying"
    *Long pause*
    "How long did it take you to think that up in your sphere"

    • @minimeg
      @minimeg 7 лет назад +34

      scout gλming 2017 sphere*

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 6 лет назад +5

      scout gλming 2017
      Them Cybermen also have better mobility.

    • @betternamepending3991
      @betternamepending3991 6 лет назад +1

      Fort Blocks OOOOHHHHHHH!!!! ROASTED

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 6 лет назад +3

      scout gλming 2017 dome? Really man, you had one job...

    • @scottforrester5306
      @scottforrester5306 6 лет назад

      a very long time

  • @Abbojnr
    @Abbojnr 7 лет назад +1183

    "Who the hell is that!"
    "And why am I so angry all of a sudden?
    The point where I had to pause for a fourth time to collect myself.
    Bravo sir, bravo.

    • @ethanos5650
      @ethanos5650 6 лет назад +1

      SteamGeek b

    • @tinykemper2561
      @tinykemper2561 6 лет назад +1

      666th like hehe

    • @spartangaming1352
      @spartangaming1352 5 лет назад +1

      "Alright, if you really want to know..."
      "That's HARRIOT JONES, FORMER PRIME MINISTER."
      "YES, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE."
      "Bugger."

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 месяца назад +1

      ''the female has become very sweaty...'' rose: *awkward look* 🤣

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 Год назад +58

    Let’s be real here, the Cyberman on the other end of the comm in the original episode was acting REAL confident for someone who just witnessed that not only do their weapons do NOTHING, but the Daleks weapons can ONE SHOT a Cyberman.

  • @B1gLupu
    @B1gLupu 7 лет назад +838

    "We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek"
    "I'll do it"
    "I was being figurative"
    "Ou"
    :D

    • @Nobody-jz9nj
      @Nobody-jz9nj 6 лет назад

      B1gLupu I would like but the like number 666 and I don't want to change that

  • @LXavierW
    @LXavierW 8 лет назад +3596

    "we could destroy them with one dalek"
    "I'll do it."
    "it was a figure of speech"
    "oh"
    oh killed me

  • @Apollosonic
    @Apollosonic 5 лет назад +99

    "I'll do it"
    "I was being figurative"
    *sad robot noise*

  • @umbranoir2502
    @umbranoir2502 8 лет назад +679

    Literally the best parody in the history of parodies.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 6 лет назад +787

    THE DOCTOR (in his head):
    ISN'TANYONEGONNAASKWHATISITWITHTHEGLASSES?

    • @samrochford6408
      @samrochford6408 6 лет назад +23

      cramer floro
      What’s with the glasses Doctor? Did you loose your brainy specs?!

    • @tonemaster4608
      @tonemaster4608 5 лет назад +8

      Seeing the worlds timey wimey

    • @carla-louisewestwood6647
      @carla-louisewestwood6647 4 года назад +2

      Tone Master its wibbly wobbly timey wimey

    • @yuenhohui2193
      @yuenhohui2193 4 года назад +2

      you read the captions as well
      ahhh...a man of culture

    • @Enivri
      @Enivri 2 года назад +1

      What is it with the glasses?
      *I can see*

  • @alastairbrand4998
    @alastairbrand4998 5 лет назад +78

    "If we ever need some scones or a toilet unblocked, we will give you a call!"
    Gets me every time!
    :-D

  • @redranger241
    @redranger241 9 лет назад +1915

    "You are wearing flares! You can not conquer the world with disco fever!"

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 лет назад +128

      "Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in Disco Balls!"

    • @thatguy_apu
      @thatguy_apu 9 лет назад +51

      +Not my name they are not disco balls! exterminate!

    • @darthgorbag
      @darthgorbag 9 лет назад +38

      +redranger241 "They're not disco balls, they're Dalek bumps!" -- The Master (as played by Jonathan Price)

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 8 лет назад +10

      +darthgorbag XD! Loved that Master, and I loved those doctors

    • @tornadoe13
      @tornadoe13 7 лет назад +3

      the best master will always be the first.

  • @sebspokestop
    @sebspokestop 8 лет назад +467

    'The female has become very sweaty'
    ...
    'That's the doctor'
    'Bugger'
    Love it

  • @ClaraFinn
    @ClaraFinn 3 года назад +154

    “We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek!”
    “I’ll do it!”
    “I was being figurative”
    “OH”
    watching this for the millionth time and this bit still destroys me every time

  • @Wixhael
    @Wixhael 6 лет назад +2843

    This is my favorite video on the internet.

    • @dantesgarbagefire4844
      @dantesgarbagefire4844 6 лет назад +1

      Ultra Nerd same.

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 6 лет назад +4

      I could never tell if this was an actually episode because its so well put together

    • @ethanos5650
      @ethanos5650 6 лет назад

      Ultra Nerd b

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 6 лет назад +2

      whyarewehere The visuals are from Series/Season 2 Episode 13 titled, “DoomsDay.” It was the final episode for the second series/season. The audio was changed but it is not that far off from the original.
      Here is the clip from original episode: ruclips.net/video/ysvNOmDMVvk/видео.html

    • @sparklepepsi3503
      @sparklepepsi3503 6 лет назад

      Ultra Nerd YAS

  • @whaterry3794
    @whaterry3794 8 лет назад +2144

    This is how it should have gone down.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 8 лет назад +36

      Yep, I totally agree.

    • @007southpaw
      @007southpaw 8 лет назад +52

      Jinx The Super Cat is this a deleted scene or a voice over?

    • @whaterry3794
      @whaterry3794 8 лет назад +196

      007 Southpaw Voice over, but if this were a deleted scene I would go insane.

    • @UnsuspectingHamster
      @UnsuspectingHamster 7 лет назад +23

      +007 Southpaw certain bits are in the real thing

    • @snowynya2229
      @snowynya2229 7 лет назад +33

      What, is this not how it went in the original? This is how I remember it

  • @Paperenthusiast
    @Paperenthusiast 2 года назад +43

    *“This is not war.. this is cyber bullying.”*
    The doctor and his companions watching in silence as Daleks and Cybermen roast the shit out of each other is killing me. 💀

  • @kitjohns4442
    @kitjohns4442 7 лет назад +486

    "bugger that was clever" best line ever 😂

  • @MacFuzeller
    @MacFuzeller 7 лет назад +533

    Daleks have no concept of Gender...
    You have identified as Daleks
    Bugger!

    • @gagefarris
      @gagefarris 6 лет назад +9

      The Cybermen are known for their cleverness.
      So you are Cybermen.
      Bugger!

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 6 лет назад +425

    Dalek: "THE FEMALE HAS BECOME VERY SWEATY."
    Rose: "Sweat. Sure. Let's go with that."

  • @xlerosx
    @xlerosx 9 лет назад +200

    Oh man. I laughed out loud. ......
    "If we ever need some scones or a toilet unclogged we shall call you."

  • @xrainbowmintx
    @xrainbowmintx 6 лет назад +690

    I didn't think this could get better than the original but it just did

  • @boxlessthinking6787
    @boxlessthinking6787 5 лет назад +76

    The fact that I can't tell this is parody is wild

  • @liamsotherawfulness5685
    @liamsotherawfulness5685 7 лет назад +364

    "The Female, has become Very Sweaty"
    "Yeah Tell me about it"

  • @james8194
    @james8194 9 лет назад +1933

    "This is not war, its cyber bullying" love it

  • @zacmumblethunder7466
    @zacmumblethunder7466 Год назад +3

    The subtitles are brilliant. I'll never again see a cybus cyberman without thinking clompy clompy.

  • @harvg
    @harvg 7 лет назад +314

    Darlek: "The female has become very sweaty"
    Micky: *"Yeah, tell me about it"*

    • @aBagorn
      @aBagorn 7 лет назад +15

      REWIND 9 RELS! WHAT IS A DARLEK! AND WHY AM I SO ANGRY ALL OF A SUDDEN!

  • @alexbandy7722
    @alexbandy7722 8 лет назад +142

    I feel there was a missed opportunity to say "they are not disco balls they are Dalek bumps"

    • @TrialByDance
      @TrialByDance 7 лет назад +2

      Alex Bandy They serve as etheric beam locators.

  • @juliannafreeth5679
    @juliannafreeth5679 5 лет назад +183

    ...I actually stopped a few times to wonder if this was a parody or not...
    BuGgEr

  • @kateg9437
    @kateg9437 7 лет назад +310

    "The Daleks have no concept of gender." "The female has become very sweaty." Hmmm.....

  • @benjaminbee4788
    @benjaminbee4788 6 лет назад +402

    "I love your handlebars, where did you get them" and "the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls" are the two phrases I will use in the future to describe Cybermen and Daleks

    • @ghostfezlet
      @ghostfezlet 4 года назад +4

      I love your handlebars wheatley😀

    • @dalekchaos848
      @dalekchaos848 4 года назад +2

      how is wheatley doing this from space?

    • @CalebHowlett
      @CalebHowlett 3 года назад

      I rescued him he is part of my Dalek empire

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 года назад +1

      but _"You cannot conquer the world with disco fever"_ ~ Dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls, 2013.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад

      "The great space dustbin, HOW DOES IT FEEL?"

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 5 лет назад +141

    I can’t believe they didn’t make a Salt and Pepper shaker reference, that would have been beautiful.
    Though “cyber bullying” almost makes up for it xD

  • @flamebowrainbow6125
    @flamebowrainbow6125 7 лет назад +1526

    Bugger!

    • @thomashambly3718
      @thomashambly3718 6 лет назад +11

      Flamebow Rainbow I laughed so hard at that one, they always just sound so passive aggressive.

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 лет назад +5

      Flamebow Rainbow it’s a British show so they say that all the time.

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 6 лет назад +9

      I survived until the Dalek said the final bugger.

  • @nightster4435
    @nightster4435 9 лет назад +1637

    dalek : wait why did we ask them to identify if at the start we said cybermen are approaching EXPLAIN EXPLAIN EXPLAAAAIN!!!!!

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  9 лет назад +87

      +Worgy H Just to double check? I dunno.

    • @nightster4435
      @nightster4435 9 лет назад +39

      Daleks : understood carry on

    • @pileofhazelnuts
      @pileofhazelnuts 9 лет назад +7

      Maybe you forgot like idiotic Daleks....ya know, like that one time you forgot the doctor. Or how to fly a Dalek ship...

    • @nightster4435
      @nightster4435 9 лет назад +16

      +cora newton daleks : THAT IS IRRELEVANT BESIDES THE DOCTOR WAS ERASED FROM OUR DATA BANKS NOT US FORGETTING

    • @A_T-
      @A_T- 9 лет назад +8

      +Joe Vevers how long did you spend in your sphere thinking that one up?

  • @VegetaLF7
    @VegetaLF7 5 лет назад +44

    "You cannot conquer the world with disco fever!"

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 3 года назад +5

      "Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls!"

  • @nickmetcalfe1093
    @nickmetcalfe1093 6 лет назад +1054

    I thought this was the real thing and I was so confused 😂😂😂😂

    • @notnulli
      @notnulli 6 лет назад +8

      Nick Metcalfe me too

    • @proteanprotege
      @proteanprotege 6 лет назад +15

      Wait this isn't exactly how it happened?

    • @WerewolfLord
      @WerewolfLord 6 лет назад +34

      @@proteanprotege Some of the speech was ever-so-slightly changed.

    • @DP-ic2lz
      @DP-ic2lz 6 лет назад

      It is

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 лет назад

      WerewolfLord
      r/woooosh

  • @Boggart202
    @Boggart202 6 лет назад +1343

    Literally a single line from this in the real episode would improve it significantly

    • @jacobrodriguez5289
      @jacobrodriguez5289 6 лет назад +91

      DoubleX Left Testies actually one line is in it. Well tbis used a line from the episode this was from. When the daleks told tbey cybermen the only thing they are good at is dying

    • @fianna76
      @fianna76 6 лет назад

      Tell me about it

    • @anna4aa570
      @anna4aa570 6 лет назад +2

      THIS IS NOT WAR

    • @Jorge-wg9tq
      @Jorge-wg9tq 6 лет назад +8

      @@anna4aa570 this is pestcontrol

    • @velnoa
      @velnoa 6 лет назад +4

      But this is the real episode

  • @cartiaking3377
    @cartiaking3377 5 лет назад +20

    i’ve met the voice of the daleks and cybermen numerous times, and i remember once he spoke of this video. i’m so glad i finally found it, totally as good as he made it to be

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 7 лет назад +728

    Thay: You're wearing flairs, you can't conquer the world with disco fever.
    Cyberman: Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls?
    Buuuuuuuuuuuurn!

    • @fleabag500
      @fleabag500 6 лет назад +2

      That's Jast

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 6 лет назад +2

      Fleebl it's actually Thay. I see the confusion, they look similar

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel 6 лет назад +2

      Jake Forge it's Jast. They have little symbols below the eye stalk, the Cult of Skaro have a uniform symbol, that being a rectangle box with a small square, except for Sec they all have a horizontal line in the rectangle Thay's is on the top Caan's is in the middle and Jast's is on the bottom.
      Also, put the captions on.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 6 лет назад +2

      @@HouseholdWheel nah. I remember the original episode
      "Dalek Thay, investigate"
      "I obey"

    • @faerie5926
      @faerie5926 6 лет назад

      XD

  • @samuelpreston7547
    @samuelpreston7547 8 лет назад +609

    I love the idea of a Dalek saying Bugger!

    • @danielredmond6101
      @danielredmond6101 8 лет назад +158

      There's an outtake from The Five Doctors where a dalek is chasing the first doctor and Susan and then it says "Bugger! I've lost them!"

    • @clarinetangel99
      @clarinetangel99 7 лет назад +21

      I was waiting for someone to mention that!

  • @JudgmentAkky
    @JudgmentAkky 5 лет назад +26

    “Alright if you really want to know.... he’s the doctor.”
    *bugger.*

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 6 лет назад +4852

    "Who the hell is that? And why am I angry all of a sudden?"
    "Identify them!"
    "Alright then, if you really want to know.
    *HARRIET JONES, FORMER PRIME MINISTER* "

    • @elliottknifton8902
      @elliottknifton8902 6 лет назад +312

      Yes, we know who you are

    • @GayBastich
      @GayBastich 6 лет назад +217

      YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

    • @sngg_1480
      @sngg_1480 6 лет назад +107

      yes, we know who you are

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 6 лет назад +63

      And list MP for Flydale North!

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 6 лет назад +57

      YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

  • @vinnyreed723
    @vinnyreed723 6 лет назад +474

    Not me
    Not me
    Not me
    Not me DAMN

  • @cuautzina5978
    @cuautzina5978 5 лет назад +13

    “THIS IS NOT WAR THIS IS CYBER BULLYING” I CAN’T BREATH LMAO SMSNSKS

  • @lukesmith3546
    @lukesmith3546 8 лет назад +92

    "The female has become very sweaty" I'm dying

  • @saritasmith5846
    @saritasmith5846 7 лет назад +504

    Dalek: "i have tough skin."
    Cyberman: "You're wearing a skirt of disco balls."
    Dalek: "The disco balls brING OUT MY EYES."

    • @waltersimeon387
      @waltersimeon387 6 лет назад +10

      Eye.

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 2 года назад +3

      “Says the dustbin wearing a skirt with disco balls”
      THEY ARE NOT BALLS, THEY ARE ETH-ER-IC BEAM DETECTORS!

  • @rabidL3M0NS
    @rabidL3M0NS 5 лет назад +64

    This is not war.
    This is cyber bullying!
    XD

  • @jamesr6968
    @jamesr6968 9 лет назад +333

    This is better than the original lol

  • @dwangnoderbora
    @dwangnoderbora 9 лет назад +919

    "This is not war, this is Cyber Bullying!"

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman Год назад +10

    As someone who has never watched Dr. Who, I know juuuust enough to enjoy every bit of this. I love that both these robotic species run the gamut of every single human (and sometimes very specific British) insults. It's like an episode of Star Trek done by Monty Python.

  • @ma1kayl
    @ma1kayl 6 лет назад +1991

    "We would destroy the cybermen with one Dalek"
    'I'll do it'
    "I was being figurative"
    *'oh'*

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 5 лет назад +49

      maikayl_jakksun he was so happy

    • @SaavMagician
      @SaavMagician 4 года назад +15

      lmaoooo they shut him down

    • @roundboi3994
      @roundboi3994 4 года назад +14

      Caan could do it DONT test him

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 года назад +6

      @@roundboi3994 so we CAAN’t test him?

    • @IamtheJiminator
      @IamtheJiminator 3 года назад +4

      @@steveisthecommissar4013 it is now my headcannon that that was Rusty in Capaldi's run

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 6 лет назад +288

    “Cybermen approaching”
    *nek minute*
    “YOU WILL IDENTIFY”

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 5 лет назад +26

    “Cyber men approaching”
    “Identify yourself”

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 месяца назад

      ''no you'' ''ladies first'' 🤣

  • @StaticYonder
    @StaticYonder 8 лет назад +254

    Cyberman: "You have identified as Daleks". Dalek: "Bugger! that was clever!" Cyberman: "Cybermen are known for their cleverness". Dalek: "So you are Cybermen". Cyberman: ".....Bugger"

  • @BrinaFlautist
    @BrinaFlautist 7 лет назад +557

    I was looking for the actual clip, but what a pleasant surprise! I'm literally dying of laughter!
    "I would rather have handles than a whisk. If we ever need scones or a toilet unclogged we shall contact you."

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah, that jab at their design was probably the best thing ever.

    • @tolfan4438
      @tolfan4438 6 лет назад

      BrinaFlautist you are figuratively dying from laughter.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 6 лет назад +2

      You are wearing flares. YOU CANNOT CONCOUR THE WORLD WITH DISCO FEVER.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 6 лет назад +1

      Alex THEY ARE NOT DISCO BALLS! EXTERMINATE!!

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 6 лет назад +1

      Alex This is not war. THIS IS CYBER BULLYING!

  • @GT3NB
    @GT3NB 4 месяца назад +4

    I will genuinely never be able to take any of these scenes seriously again and this is canon to me.

  • @willowa6751
    @willowa6751 7 лет назад +219

    I’m crying 😂 “We have 5 million cyber men” “We have 4” GO YOU FOUR DALEKS

  • @clevoro
    @clevoro 7 лет назад +139

    This is so funny. "You are wearing flairs. You cannot conquer the world with disco fever!"
    "says the DUSTBIN wearing a SKIRT covered in DISCO BALLS" That caught me SOOOO off guard.

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 2 года назад +17

    okay but imagine
    "We would destroy the cybermen with one dalek"
    "I'll do it"
    "That one will do it"

  • @LazarkGaming
    @LazarkGaming 6 лет назад +719

    Dalek: Daleks have no concept of gender.
    later...
    Dalek: The female has become sweaty.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 лет назад +131

      LazarkGaming He’s just saying Daleks don’t have gender. Humans do.

    • @RichARock
      @RichARock 6 лет назад +9

      @@justanotheryoutubechannel humans don't either

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 5 лет назад +78

      @@RichARock Anatomy doesn't care what you think

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +16

      Physics don't care what you think. I'm walking on sunshine.

    • @lemmetellyousmthman
      @lemmetellyousmthman 5 лет назад +15

      @@chadwarden1179
      So you mean there are two genders.
      Male and Female, right?
      Well I'm actually an RAC Attack Helicopter.
      That's 3...

  • @dat_sneckie_boi6375
    @dat_sneckie_boi6375 6 лет назад +514

    "Ha ha, just kidding, they are, in reality, mediocre at best"

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 5 лет назад +18

      "I would rather have handles than a whisk."

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 года назад +10

      "if we ever need scones or a toilet unclogged we will contact you"

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 года назад +4

      “You are wearing flares you cannot conquer the world with disco fever”

    • @rionsteiner2397
      @rionsteiner2397 4 года назад +6

      @@jeremysorejian "Says the Dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls"

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 4 года назад +4

      @@rionsteiner2397 "They are *not* disco balls!
      EXTERMINATE"

  • @julianhasop8887
    @julianhasop8887 5 лет назад +58

    Dalek: we could beat 5 million cyberman with only 1 dalek
    Also dalek :*sees doctor* Bugga

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 года назад +2

      In this game, the hard counters are super OP

  • @imnotacat3798
    @imnotacat3798 8 лет назад +63

    Dalek: "This is cyber-bullying"
    Cyber man: I CANT GET THE CAP OFF

  • @georgetuckley
    @georgetuckley 9 лет назад +34

    "That's the doctor"
    "Bugger"
    11/9-British Daleks

  • @TheSouthernerYTChannel
    @TheSouthernerYTChannel 5 лет назад +9

    Daleks' have short term memory loss:
    0:00 "Cybermen approaching"
    0:42 "Identify yourself"

  • @jrsiv4462
    @jrsiv4462 9 лет назад +570

    Call Russell, we need a rewrite.

  • @doomslayer2819
    @doomslayer2819 7 лет назад +115

    "YOU CAN NOT CONQUER THE WORLD WITH DISCO FEVER"
    That's were you're wrong kiddo!

    • @nobleslayer9438
      @nobleslayer9438 7 лет назад +3

      Sauron, Lord of mordor said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls

    • @scottmurphy4278
      @scottmurphy4278 Год назад

      Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 месяца назад

      the 70's:

  • @Mamulel
    @Mamulel Год назад +7

    The Doctor looks at them like: Weirdest Skype call ever.

  • @falconstudios146
    @falconstudios146 8 лет назад +272

    "The daleks have no concept of gender!"

    • @danielgrigg3426
      @danielgrigg3426 8 лет назад +44

      Basically tumblr

    • @Travigameis
      @Travigameis 8 лет назад +28

      Nah that'd be 100+ concepts of gender

    • @emiallsopp2382
      @emiallsopp2382 7 лет назад +9

      falconstudios146 then it would be my highly religious nan who says there is only one gender and that is human 😰😂

    • @VoidLantadd
      @VoidLantadd 7 лет назад +8

      Did you just assume my... Oh wait.

    • @kellywilson-lawson1857
      @kellywilson-lawson1857 7 лет назад

      Well they are A-Sexual

  • @SuperZez
    @SuperZez 6 лет назад +249

    Honestly the funniest part of this video is the title.

    • @SamJakob1
      @SamJakob1 6 лет назад +7

      SuperZez the description comes in a close second

    • @shirou9790
      @shirou9790 5 лет назад

      *stomping intensifies*

  • @charliemansfield6409
    @charliemansfield6409 Год назад +4

    "I like your handlebars, where did you get them?"

  • @emilymarley4505
    @emilymarley4505 6 лет назад +69

    This is my favourite Doctor Who episode. Who could forget such classic lines like "Bugger that was clever" and "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"

  • @nekon_ravenfox
    @nekon_ravenfox 6 лет назад +326

    oh my god i i think i like this version better then the original its so much more funny

    • @paigevanpelt3597
      @paigevanpelt3597 6 лет назад +1

      nekon ravenfox ya it takes out the bad memories of rose, u no, yeeting outta there 😂

    • @kevindelacruz4127
      @kevindelacruz4127 6 лет назад +1

      what episode is the scene from?

    • @guacamole640
      @guacamole640 6 лет назад +1

      Kevin Dela Cruz it’s from doomsday

  • @shaunmale6566
    @shaunmale6566 Год назад +12

    "Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls!"
    That has got to be one of my favourite lines in this. It never fails to make me laugh, lol. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @foxymanaic5934
      @foxymanaic5934 Год назад +3

      Completely agree, it had me dying of laughter.

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 6 лет назад +130

    Oh it took me way too long to realise this wasn't real xD

    • @evie_kse
      @evie_kse 5 лет назад

      Same 😂

    • @bigman5823
      @bigman5823 5 лет назад +1

      Matthew Randell wait it’s not??