I love how the Daleks will sometimes shake as they talk. It makes me think, “Man, they’re so filled with hate that the tiny organism within every dalek is capable of shaking the whole device even in their weak form.”
3:00 Cybermen: "Together, we could Upgrade the Universe!" Daleks: "You propose an alliance?" The Doctor: (Sweats Nervously) Daleks: "Request Denied!" The Doctor: (Sighs in Relief) Daleks: "Until the Pandorica Opens!" The Doctor: (Visible Terror and Confusion)
@@slasher19necroslayer42 i mean, Dalek would have no gain in that alliance any way, the Cyberman are not superior to Dalek in any way. It like an cockroach ask human for an alliance
This is especially funny when you remember that the Daleks and Cybermen are voiced by the same guy meaning that it's technically just Nicholas Briggs in a sound booth having a conversation with himself in funny voices
I know it never goes like this, but I always love to imagine when a voice actor voices multiple characters, them just doing it in one take, switching between the voices and talking to themselves in real time
I love how immediately after this scene of supreme confidence in their victory despite the numerical disadvantage, the Daleks almost wet themselves when they learn the Doctor is present as well. "Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? Now you're scared."
Dalek Sec: "Raise communications barrier" *Sees non-cyberman in background - really the Doctor* Dalek Sec: "Wait" Shows how they aren't fussed about the Cybermen but are concerned about the non-cyberman's identity. I mean, how would they know he's the Doctor.
@@Briggers0810 1 Rose does straight up tell them 2 They are geniuses, I would not be suprised if they had enough understanding to know when someone is acting out of place or looking different. Normal workers there would be panicing, he is calm and assesing the situation, 2 he is not in uniform like the rest and as a time travel his uniform as he keeps the same would probably be registered at some point in time.
They also had downloaded the brainwaves of the torchwood scientist so there was bound to be a blurry image that registered as enemy but was unclear@@Briggers0810
"You have declared war upon the Cybermen." "This is not war. This is pest control." "We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?" "Four." "You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?" "We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek." Damn. This is the writing series 12 needed.
AceofTrains0706 R&G yeh but the cult of skaro was made at the start of the time war I am not sure but I don't think the time war daleks are made from kaleds
Mathew walentowicz Unless you're talking about some weird expanded universe then I'm 100% sure Ace is right. I have the episodes on the creation of the Daleks on disc. The Kaleds created them through many years of civil war, I think the premise was; -long war meant fewer soldiers so they converted the dead to fight -civil war meant they had to feel detatched -> felt like new species -Doctor sent back to kill them to prevent Time War, triggering Time War
"You are better at Dy-ing!" Ironically, the daleks are being literal here. Daleks are genetically programmed to not die, even if they age away into a pile of mush. Meanwhile, one shot to the heart and those cybermen just died.
@@thundertick5666 Mostly because they couldn’t use flamethrowers on people (the original idea) because it was too dangerous to do! And I can completely see why.
they didnt even need to kill that guy for the information as we know they are capable of just downloading the entire internet in a second. They just wanted him dead and saw an added benefit of intel, 2 birds 1 stone.
Its a fascinating insight into dalek psychology. Usually we see them interacting with humans or time lords but this scene highlights the truth even races we perceive as a great evil are vermin to daleks.
The evil races see each other as vermin to be wiped out basically as each wants to rule the universe and they're in each other's way. I quite like clashes between bad guy races as it shows how the forces of evil aren't a united front but rather, they fight and kill each other when it suits their purposes.
Cyberman: Your design is inelegant Dalek: Daleks have no need of elegance! Cyberman: This Is Obvious Rest of the cybermen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love that the Cybermen are so deadpan and the Daleks are at arguably their sassiest in this episode. RTD had a clear understanding of the distinction between the Daleks and the Cybermen and didn't try to make them equal. He understood that the fear of the Cybermen comes from uncanny prospect and not from the fear of death like with the Daleks. I have enjoyed Series 12 and Ascension of the Cybermen was a lot of fun, but Chris Chibnall writes the Cybermen like Daleks and that bugs me.
YOu also have to remember these are not average run-of-the-mill Daleks. Following on the big impasse and stalemate in Space (see Destiny), these four were especially created and cultivated for their ability to 'think outside the box'. It seems only logical then that they would not be so logical or mechanical as other Daleks, and have more in the way of emotions - although in this case they seem to have all the bad ones thrown in, like sarcasm, pride and anger. I bet that, if they were not always at war, this quartet of Daleks (the 'Order of Oberon, I think they called themselves?) would have probably become great musicians, or poets.
@@xj900uk One Doctor Who fanfic had Caan be the best Dalek healer and geneticist while Jast was the best philosopher of Dalek ideals and culture. Thay in the fanfic was the best warrior and served as part of the Emperor's guard and Sec was the best Supreme Dalek. My point is that I agree with you that they would've done well in different jobs of their choosing.
I love how this version of the Cybermen made you fear them again, yet in just over 2 minutes the Darleks remove almost all of it simply by being more badass
DAALEKS DO NOT FEAR CYYBERMEN. IF THIS VERSION OF THE CYYBERMEN MADE YOU AFRAID, PERHAPS, THE DAALEKS COULD CONQUER THE EARTH BY DANGLING A TUURKEY LEG ON, A, STRIIIING. DO NOT, WORRY. AAFTERWORDS, THERE, WOULD BE, CAAAKE. _Nods eyestalk._
@@ravensquote7206 IN FACT WE HAD A MUCH BETTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION AFTER THE DOCTOR STOPPED THIS EASY ONE. I know your comment is a year old but I love the portal 2 reference!
Cybermen: That is inconsistent and illogical. You will modify! Dalek: Daleks do not take orders! Cybermen: You have identified as Daleks. Dalek: ....*shit!*
@@otakurocklee and that's a big-ass downgrade from what they used to be in the classic who era. Especially since the Cybermen are just cyborgs that have programmed themselves to be like robots.
@@otakurocklee The Daleks are anything but stupid, they are however time war era Daleks agaisnt the crudest of cybermen, they probably realized they had nothing to fear.
@@DaDunge Daleks are kind of dumb. Their obsession with purity is their downfall. They need assistance to reproduce and whenever they get any sizable number of Daleks instead of retreating and building their forces they immediately go on the offensive and nearly how extinct in a single move. Are acknowledged to be illogical, uncreative hate filled monsters that have a single minded desire to kill and are constantly losing to humans because Daleks are flawed but to say this is heresy. Dalek Sec acknowledged that they aren't superior like they thought and need to change drastically if they want to succeed and is killed for it. Daleks are idiots
The sheer level of confidence in Dalek Sec’s voice when it says that they could destroy the Cybermen with ONE dalek is amazing! Because it knows they can.
@@josipfiala3656 Somehow I am. One civilisation that could bring timelords to their end. They have no enemies aside from the doctor, universe is just filled with future victims.
Fun fact: back in the late 60's the production team wanted to do a Dalek vs. Cyberman story. Terry Nation, the creator & copyright owner of the Daleks, refused as he thought his creations would be outdone by the relatively new Cybermen. This episode is proof that Terry had no idea what he was talking about lol
If it’s late 60’s daleks then the daleks were screwed. After all the daleks had one major weakness the cybermen didn’t have at the time. Stairs. The daleks didn’t overcome that weakness until the 80’s with the 7th doctor. It may not be much of an advantage but it is one in the cybermen favor. 5 million cybermen vs 4 daleks: cybermen lose. 5 million cybermen vs 4 daleks that can’t go upstairs?: difficult but possible.
@@jimmy_the_squid9456 Except Dack was a single rebel. Daleks are OP geniuses with a gun that can oneshot Cybermen and shields that make them immune to Cybermen lasers.
"We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek." Thats an utterly badass line. And both the Daleks and Cybermen creep me out. I love how both parties are just being very snarky and throwing shade at each other. It's great! 😂
"Identify yourself!" "You will identify first." "State your identity!" "You *will* identify first." "IDENTIFY!" Literally: "So, where to?" "I'll let you decide." "You can take this one." "Where do you wanna go?" "Are we just gonna sit here, or are we gonna get moving?" "I'll let you decide." "After you."
@@281CubicInchesOfFreedom Yeah, but the design isn’t exactly “elegant.” It’s a whisk and plunger strapped to a trash can, wearing a skirt covered in little disco balls.
I love the subtle touch that since the Cybermen don't possess emotions and Daleks do (despite being limited to hate and fear) it was the Daleks who slipped up and identified themselves when both parties wanted the other to do so first.
“You have declared war against the cybermen” “This isn’t war, it’s pest control” Honestly one of the best lines I’ve ever heard. Also I remember seeing this for the first time and thought it was so damn epic
"This is not war, this is pest control" "You are superior at one thing. You are better at dying" This shows giving daleks emotions was the best idea in History
I wish we had more 'villains against villains' moments in Doctor Who. Or maybe there have, and I'm just not aware of them. There's just something so great about two of Doctor's biggest enemies having a roasting competition.
1:41 This, this right here, this is easily half of what made the Daleks so scary. All in the Doctor’s reaction. Immediately Ten looks utterly shook. If the Doctor looks terrified, you know that even if there’s a way to live, so many are screwed. It’s all in the acting, direction and writing, and that was beyond key to my enjoyment of the show as a kid.
3:50 Dalek: *You are superior in only one respect.* Cyberman: *What is that?* Dalek: *You are better at dying.* That must have hurt even if you are a unfeeling machine.
"You would destroy the cybermen with four daleks?" "We would destroy the cybermen with ONE dalek!" Still one of the best lines in all of Dr Who. Oh, the sass!!
Without saying a word, David Tennant shows just what kind of relationship the Doctor has with the Daleks. One of anger and hardship. In that moment you knew the Cybermen were just a secondary problem now.
3:07 you can see how nervous the Doctor get here when they propose an alliance. In all fairness if they did join up together they would have defeated the Doctor with pure ease.
Pyre Spirit Cyborg Noun A person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device. Source: www.dictionary.com/browse/cyborg
Magnus Amundsen Well there's your mistake; dictionary.com uses the Webster's dictionary, which is a notoriously imprecise dictionary. I advise you use oxforddictionaries.com and consult the Oxford English Dictionary, as it's the gold-standard for English. The OED correctly defines cyborg as; "A fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body." "Built into the body" is a necessary part of what a cyborg is. Daleks are sealed inside personal tanks, and thus are not cyborgs. Their body is fully organic. Cybermen, however, have their bodies completely replaced by technology, and are cyborgs.
Still brilliant they way they did the Dcotor's reaction when he first sees the Daleks again. Doesn't say anything, but the single expression and body language says it all.
This was one of my favorite episodes. When I was a child, the Daleks and Cybermen gave me very bad vibes, compared to other aliens / enemies. In addition, especially in the Castilian dubbing, they both had such distorted voices that I didn't understand any of their dialogue at all. Even now, for time I put x1.50 of speed to be able to see them faster, in its episodes I have to put normal speed and give it several laps to understand everything (in Spanish). Apart from the fact that its history is very interesting. I remember a scene from an episode where two Daleks start to talk and doubt their actions.
Cyberman: Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen. Dalek: This is not war! This is pest control! Get rekt Cybermen Cyberman: We have got 5,000,000 how many of you? Dalek: Four! Cyberman: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? Dalek: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! Ooohh get rekt! Dalek: You are better at dying! OOOOHHHH GET REKT!!!! 😱
"This is not war, this is pest control" Lmao savage dalek. Also: Dalek: you are superior in only one respect. Cyberman: what is that? Dalek: you are better at dying!
Imagine is the scientist survived the brain sucking thing. Rose: Oh my god, are you ok? Scientist: yeah. Mickey: how was it? Scientist: ... It was amazing. Do it again! Dalek: no.
Could you imagine how annoyed the daleks would be if they couldn’t kill someone and any attempt to gave him pleasure? “EXTERMINATE” “Ah that’s great do it again!” “EXPLAIN”
"You will identify first"
It's like a conversation between two NPCs.
Oblivion npc conversation
more like recording stuck in a loop
ahahahahahah
😂
it more or less was
This is not war this is cyber bullying.
Actually, it sounds more like two trolls on the internet...oh wait, this is getting too real too quick...
The bitch fight of canary wharf
Queria ver os capitos enteiro e rn portugues
no this is pest control
👏
"You are superior in only one respect."
"And what is that?"
"You are better at dying."
OHHHHHHHHHH
LOL
Roasted cybermen
How long did you spend in your sphere thinking that one up ?
Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, it took 10secs.
I was referring to another video
I love how the Daleks will sometimes shake as they talk. It makes me think, “Man, they’re so filled with hate that the tiny organism within every dalek is capable of shaking the whole device even in their weak form.”
like canned Hitler
They do be wiggling
3:00 Cybermen: "Together, we could Upgrade the Universe!"
Daleks: "You propose an alliance?"
The Doctor: (Sweats Nervously)
Daleks: "Request Denied!"
The Doctor: (Sighs in Relief)
Daleks: "Until the Pandorica Opens!"
The Doctor: (Visible Terror and Confusion)
Imagine if the Daleks actually accept the offer of the Cybermen. The universe then will be in big FUBAR.
@@slasher19necroslayer42 Inb4 the creation of the Cyberlek
Come on, they could have killed him countless times already.
It's not like they even tried.
Even if the Daleks DID accept the Cybermen's request, it wouldn't be long before the Daleks backstab and betray the Cybermen later on.
@@slasher19necroslayer42 i mean, Dalek would have no gain in that alliance any way, the Cyberman are not superior to Dalek in any way.
It like an cockroach ask human for an alliance
For emotionless killers, they both sling mud surprisingly well.
Walter Kovacs daleks are not emotionalless
They do know the emotion of hatred.
Hate U mean
and the emotion paired to mercy
James Galilee Hatred is correct there
I just love the way dalek Sec implies hes willing to take on five million cyberman singlehandedly.
He isn't implying anything, he's just stating the obvious.
AlucardNoir
^This comment.
Shaun Blyth yup
Daleks throw some serious sass
Shaun Blyth if he had sleeves, he would have rolled them so high they entered the stratosphere, all before engaging in the manliest of fisticuffs.
This is especially funny when you remember that the Daleks and Cybermen are voiced by the same guy
meaning that it's technically just Nicholas Briggs in a sound booth having a conversation with himself in funny voices
I know it never goes like this, but I always love to imagine when a voice actor voices multiple characters, them just doing it in one take, switching between the voices and talking to themselves in real time
So a typical Monday for Seth McFarland and Jeff Dunham
@@adaphion bravo, you got star wars the clones wars
@@adaphion justin roiland actually sometimes does this for rick and morty
Lmao same with Rick and Morty
I love how immediately after this scene of supreme confidence in their victory despite the numerical disadvantage, the Daleks almost wet themselves when they learn the Doctor is present as well.
"Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? Now you're scared."
Nearly every Dalek is genetically designed to both hate and fear the Doctor. They can’t help but pee themselves when he is around.
Dalek Sec: "Raise communications barrier"
*Sees non-cyberman in background - really the Doctor*
Dalek Sec: "Wait"
Shows how they aren't fussed about the Cybermen but are concerned about the non-cyberman's identity.
I mean, how would they know he's the Doctor.
@@Briggers0810
1 Rose does straight up tell them
2 They are geniuses, I would not be suprised if they had enough understanding to know when someone is acting out of place or looking different. Normal workers there would be panicing, he is calm and assesing the situation, 2 he is not in uniform like the rest and as a time travel his uniform as he keeps the same would probably be registered at some point in time.
@@Briggers0810 They also sensed Rose's heart beat went up.
They also had downloaded the brainwaves of the torchwood scientist so there was bound to be a blurry image that registered as enemy but was unclear@@Briggers0810
"You have declared war upon the Cybermen."
"This is not war. This is pest control."
"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
"Four."
"You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek."
Damn. This is the writing series 12 needed.
Season 12 needed more like World and Time Enough. Those are the cybermen. These aee just cyber zombies.
This is not war. This is cyber-bullying.
@@trajan231 Dalek Sec: "You are superior in only ONE respect!"
@Drakon590 Dalek Sec: "You are BETTER at DYING!!!"
@Drakon590 Dalek Sec: "About..... two minutes ago."
"We have 5 million Cybermen, how many are you?"
"FOUR"
That 4 was given with such sass
"You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek!"
@@Nehfarius man op
This is the newest comment
@@Matthew-vl5iv yup
“I’ll do it!”
“I was being figurative.”
“Oh...”
Good thing cybermen are emotionless otherwise they would have cried after the shots the Daleks fired at them
They wouldn't cry, they would be ashes because of That sick burn
+Daniel Appleton these daleks are not made from humans
You are indeed correct, but the Daleks in general are mutations from a humanoid species called the Kaleds. That's what Davros is.
AceofTrains0706 R&G yeh but the cult of skaro was made at the start of the time war I am not sure but I don't think the time war daleks are made from kaleds
Mathew walentowicz
Unless you're talking about some weird expanded universe then I'm 100% sure Ace is right. I have the episodes on the creation of the Daleks on disc. The Kaleds created them through many years of civil war, I think the premise was;
-long war meant fewer soldiers so they converted the dead to fight
-civil war meant they had to feel detatched -> felt like new species
-Doctor sent back to kill them to prevent Time War, triggering Time War
*"RAISE COMMUNICATIONS BARRIER!"*
*"WAIT! I... I WANNA INSULT THEM SOME MORE!"*
*LET ME AT EM CHIEF*
I love how the video cuts off midway through the Dalek saying wait. As if the Dalek doesn’t want the video to end.
They noticed The Doctor walking in the background
*BUGGER, I'VE LOST THEM*
*I WANT TO ROAST THAN SOME MORE*
"You are better at Dy-ing!"
Ironically, the daleks are being literal here. Daleks are genetically programmed to not die, even if they age away into a pile of mush. Meanwhile, one shot to the heart and those cybermen just died.
Did the Daleks get a glitter gun?
@@r.ernestwhite7259 they literally always had instakill ray guns
@@notnice-9623 Not when Peter Cushing was the Doctor - that was the only exception. They shot a kind of superhot gas instead.
The old quantity vs quality debacle
@@thundertick5666
Mostly because they couldn’t use flamethrowers on people (the original idea) because it was too dangerous to do! And I can completely see why.
"you didn't need to kill him"
"neither did we need him alive"
i love daleks
I mean, both are correct.
they didnt even need to kill that guy for the information as we know they are capable of just downloading the entire internet in a second. They just wanted him dead and saw an added benefit of intel, 2 birds 1 stone.
average murderhobo party be like
_"You have identified as Daleks"_
_"Bugger!"_
Yoruichi The Extra Terrestrial THAT WAS CLEVER!
"The Cybermen are know for their cleverness."
You have identified as cybermen
@@tomoliver5861 ...Bugger.
"Don't tell him, Pike!"
Its a fascinating insight into dalek psychology. Usually we see them interacting with humans or time lords but this scene highlights the truth even races we perceive as a great evil are vermin to daleks.
im willing to bet that the ne
@@archferrier4482 oh really
@@timobrien2738 y e s
The evil races see each other as vermin to be wiped out basically as each wants to rule the universe and they're in each other's way. I quite like clashes between bad guy races as it shows how the forces of evil aren't a united front but rather, they fight and kill each other when it suits their purposes.
Not really, everyone already knew they look down on everyone as inferior
Cyberman: Your design is inelegant
Dalek: Daleks have no need of elegance!
Cyberman: This Is Obvious
Rest of the cybermen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dalek: *insert* You are better at dying.
@@damianpembrook555 Rest of the Daleks: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
I can imagine the Cybermen monotonously saying Ooooooooohhhh.
While the Daleks just go full on.
Nah cause how did nobody Burst out laughing at that in the show.
@@damianpembrook555 They exterminated their pride.
I love that the Cybermen are so deadpan and the Daleks are at arguably their sassiest in this episode. RTD had a clear understanding of the distinction between the Daleks and the Cybermen and didn't try to make them equal. He understood that the fear of the Cybermen comes from uncanny prospect and not from the fear of death like with the Daleks. I have enjoyed Series 12 and Ascension of the Cybermen was a lot of fun, but Chris Chibnall writes the Cybermen like Daleks and that bugs me.
YOu also have to remember these are not average run-of-the-mill Daleks. Following on the big impasse and stalemate in Space (see Destiny), these four were especially created and cultivated for their ability to 'think outside the box'. It seems only logical then that they would not be so logical or mechanical as other Daleks, and have more in the way of emotions - although in this case they seem to have all the bad ones thrown in, like sarcasm, pride and anger.
I bet that, if they were not always at war, this quartet of Daleks (the 'Order of Oberon, I think they called themselves?) would have probably become great musicians, or poets.
@@xj900uk they’re called the “Cult of Skaro”.
Well, we're getting RTD back
@@xj900uk One Doctor Who fanfic had Caan be the best Dalek healer and geneticist
while Jast was the best philosopher of Dalek ideals and culture. Thay in the fanfic was the best warrior and served as part of the Emperor's guard and Sec was the best Supreme Dalek.
My point is that I agree with you that they would've done well in different jobs of their choosing.
Agreed
I love how this version of the Cybermen made you fear them again, yet in just over 2 minutes the Darleks remove almost all of it simply by being more badass
DAALEKS DO NOT FEAR CYYBERMEN.
IF THIS VERSION OF THE CYYBERMEN MADE YOU AFRAID, PERHAPS, THE DAALEKS COULD CONQUER THE EARTH BY DANGLING A TUURKEY LEG ON, A, STRIIIING.
DO NOT, WORRY. AAFTERWORDS, THERE, WOULD BE, CAAAKE.
_Nods eyestalk._
👁️➖
you still fear them, it's just that you (deservedly) fear the Daleks more.
@@ravensquote7206 IN FACT WE HAD A MUCH BETTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION AFTER THE DOCTOR STOPPED THIS EASY ONE.
I know your comment is a year old but I love the portal 2 reference!
@@nathanj202 God I forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me lol.
" this is not war this is pest control" best threat ever!!!!
I agree. lol
That has to be the Motto for the SAS now. Its not war, its Pest Control.
Hence
Exterminate
Clever if you ask me.
-calls dalek-
Dalek: PEST CONTROL WE EXTERMINATE
Me: yeah i got a cyberman in my house..
Dalek: ON THE WAY!!
This is not war this is cyber bullying
Cybermen: That is inconsistent and illogical. You will modify!
Dalek: Daleks do not take orders!
Cybermen: You have identified as Daleks.
Dalek: ....*shit!*
Daleks seem pretty stupid.
@@otakurocklee and that's a big-ass downgrade from what they used to be in the classic who era. Especially since the Cybermen are just cyborgs that have programmed themselves to be like robots.
@@otakurocklee The Daleks are anything but stupid, they are however time war era Daleks agaisnt the crudest of cybermen, they probably realized they had nothing to fear.
@@DaDunge Daleks are kind of dumb. Their obsession with purity is their downfall. They need assistance to reproduce and whenever they get any sizable number of Daleks instead of retreating and building their forces they immediately go on the offensive and nearly how extinct in a single move. Are acknowledged to be illogical, uncreative hate filled monsters that have a single minded desire to kill and are constantly losing to humans because Daleks are flawed but to say this is heresy. Dalek Sec acknowledged that they aren't superior like they thought and need to change drastically if they want to succeed and is killed for it. Daleks are idiots
Lol.
"You are only superior in one respect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying"
*roasts intensify*
And knitting.
“RAISE COMUNICATION BARIER” static “…wait”
Oof size mega
also size
...
"How much time did you spend in your ball to come up with that?"
The sheer level of confidence in Dalek Sec’s voice when it says that they could destroy the Cybermen with ONE dalek is amazing! Because it knows they can.
I think you got his name slightly wrong 😅
@@ChristopherPin Damn you autocorrect!
@@maidframe Force shield.
I am not sure if one Dalek would be able to kill all 5 million Cybermen
@@josipfiala3656 Somehow I am. One civilisation that could bring timelords to their end. They have no enemies aside from the doctor, universe is just filled with future victims.
Fun fact: back in the late 60's the production team wanted to do a Dalek vs. Cyberman story. Terry Nation, the creator & copyright owner of the Daleks, refused as he thought his creations would be outdone by the relatively new Cybermen. This episode is proof that Terry had no idea what he was talking about lol
I mean the time war Daleks were made out to be incredibly OP, but classic who Daleks were far less consistent.
If it’s late 60’s daleks then the daleks were screwed. After all the daleks had one major weakness the cybermen didn’t have at the time.
Stairs.
The daleks didn’t overcome that weakness until the 80’s with the 7th doctor.
It may not be much of an advantage but it is one in the cybermen favor.
5 million cybermen vs 4 daleks: cybermen lose.
5 million cybermen vs 4 daleks that can’t go upstairs?: difficult but possible.
The way that Cyberman says "This is obvious" just sounds so done. I can *hear* them rolling their eyes. Optics. Whatever.
I hate to say it but you can’t hear eyes rolling can you?
Its called a metaphor dude It
@@TheClarksonFan you've never heard of a metaphor have you?
@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire this is obvious
@@manwithaplan5503 And this is the greatest reply I've ever seen.
I'm sorry but I have to laugh my butt off when Dalek Sec says "This is not war! This is pest control!"
I agree. In fact, the entire conversation between the Daleks and the Cybermen is great...and so funny!
Me too
TKMaida this just turned into a yo momma fight lol
THIS IS NOT WAR!THIS IS CYERBULLYING
It makes the Daleks sound so badass
Cyberman: You would defeat the Cybermen with 4 Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would defeat the Cybermen with 1 Dalek.
Damn, now that’s confidence.
Ooh! 😀🤨
Like Dack saying he could take down the entire Imperial fleet by himself
@@jimmy_the_squid9456 Except Dack was a single rebel. Daleks are OP geniuses with a gun that can oneshot Cybermen and shields that make them immune to Cybermen lasers.
world of retro Well it’s true.
savage!!!!!!
"We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek." Thats an utterly badass line. And both the Daleks and Cybermen creep me out. I love how both parties are just being very snarky and throwing shade at each other. It's great! 😂
I love it!
I'd rather deal with daleks and just die then with cybermen and be "upgraded"
😭😭😭
"I'll do it!"
"I was being figurative."
"Identify yourself!"
"You will identify first."
"State your identity!"
"You *will* identify first."
"IDENTIFY!"
Literally:
"So, where to?"
"I'll let you decide."
"You can take this one."
"Where do you wanna go?"
"Are we just gonna sit here, or are we gonna get moving?"
"I'll let you decide."
"After you."
I see someone's watched CalebCity
W Caleb city reference
Daleks.. for creatures that have almost no emotions they have an incredible sense of humour... :D
They have hate and anger
Kateřina Kučerová to be fair the hate burns are worse than the comedy burns
You know the cult of skaro is suppose to think like the enemy? Where do you think they got there Roasts from?
They also can be cowards.
Ahoj
Rose: You didn't need to kill him
Dalek: Neither did we need him alive
Ohhhhhhhh....
SAVAGE
I love that line. It always seems to get overlooked
Yeah get told 😂
It also implies they do need the other two alive, which is true
It's a good, and chilling, line
Lines like that show just how well Davies understood the Daleks.
Much more than Moffat and Chibnal. (Though Chibnal is better with them than Moffat)
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance. Cyberman: This is obvious. xD
Dean Moccia Heh. I think Daleks look pretty cool actually.
@@281CubicInchesOfFreedom Yeah, but the design isn’t exactly “elegant.”
It’s a whisk and plunger strapped to a trash can, wearing a skirt covered in little disco balls.
@@Gojirawars03 they are glorified salt shakers!
I love the subtle touch that since the Cybermen don't possess emotions and Daleks do (despite being limited to hate and fear) it was the Daleks who slipped up and identified themselves when both parties wanted the other to do so first.
“You didn’t need to kill him’
“Neither did we need him alive”
He...has a point...
His death was brutal af
Exactly what I thought.
"It's like Stephen Hawkings meets his speaking clock"
Lol!
"You have been identified as Dalek."
"...Bugger!"
That was clever
@@funniphoneman2570 You have identified as...Cybermen!
@@JimmyBoy9878 Bugger
“You have declared war against the cybermen”
“This isn’t war, it’s pest control”
Honestly one of the best lines I’ve ever heard. Also I remember seeing this for the first time and thought it was so damn epic
"This is not war, this is pest control"
"You are superior at one thing. You are better at dying"
This shows giving daleks emotions was the best idea in History
“You have declared war upon the Cybermen”
“This isn’t war this is pest control!”
I’m dying
This is not war. This is cyber bullying
YOU'RE DYYYING?
THIS, IS ACCEPTABLE TO THE DAAALEKS.
@@trajan231 So you saw that video too?
Skaro: The home of witty banter
Indeed
"Request DENIIIEED!"
*HOSTILE ELEMENTS WILL BE DELETED*
@@admiralv8538 (Screaming like Cybermen)
Admiral V open visual link daleks be warned you have declared war upon the cybermen
@@alexd442 This is not war,this is PEST CONTROL!
Kitco The Ghost Wizard we have 5 million cybermen how many are you
That last second.
"WAIT!" *video ends*
*"I WANNA INSULT THEM SOME MORE!"*
No they just noticed the Doctor behind the Cyberman
@@ariannepaulino9842 w e k n o w
Rewind 6 rels.
That male identified as enemy.
“I NEED MORE PIZZA FROM CYBUS PLZZ”
I wish we had more 'villains against villains' moments in Doctor Who. Or maybe there have, and I'm just not aware of them. There's just something so great about two of Doctor's biggest enemies having a roasting competition.
1:41
This, this right here, this is easily half of what made the Daleks so scary.
All in the Doctor’s reaction. Immediately Ten looks utterly shook.
If the Doctor looks terrified, you know that even if there’s a way to live, so many are screwed.
It’s all in the acting, direction and writing, and that was beyond key to my enjoyment of the show as a kid.
Also the Dalek in “Dalek”
3:50
Dalek: *You are superior in only one respect.*
Cyberman: *What is that?*
Dalek: *You are better at dying.*
That must have hurt even if you are a unfeeling machine.
Lolol I watched this like 5 times and I love that so much
DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN
@@Hellodinho Dalek just went all out on that Cyberman
@@rfspilot yeah
I looked up youtube for this video just so I could comment that this is just one of the best pissing contests you could ever watch.
'Daleks have no concept of elegance'
'This is obvious...'
Underrated comeback from the Cybermen.
“This is PEST control!” I love how Dalek Sec add an emphasis on the Pest, almost as if he spat the word out in disgust and sass
Facts 😭😭😭
"You would destroy the cybermen with four daleks?"
"We would destroy the cybermen with ONE dalek!"
Still one of the best lines in all of Dr Who. Oh, the sass!!
“Daleks have no concept of elegance.”
“This is obvious.” 😆
"You are superior in only one respect."
"What is that?"
"You are taller."
They can also use stairs.
They can reach the top shelf,and go up stairs.
You make a cool noise when you walk around, we just make an annoying whir and go WOOSH when we fly.
I still love that part
"Daleks have no concept of elegance"
"This is obvious"
the line "Neither did we need him alive" is underrated and is a fantastic line
Without saying a word, David Tennant shows just what kind of relationship the Doctor has with the Daleks. One of anger and hardship. In that moment you knew the Cybermen were just a secondary problem now.
Only left for Daleks is to drop the mic and it would have been perfect
+Boyoftrick_90 The Daleks raise the communications barrier instead.
"THE MICROPHONE HAS BEEN DROPPED!"
3:07 you can see how nervous the Doctor get here when they propose an alliance. In all fairness if they did join up together they would have defeated the Doctor with pure ease.
Except for the time they did like 3 seasons later and forgot to account for the universe nearly ceasing to exist.
@@MrDalek2150 but that time they knew of the doctor, here they thought the only enemy was the cybermen, who they knew they could easily exterminate.
Both species are cyborgs not robots, but they also got quite a bit of sass.
Ikr
+Magnus Amundsen Daleks aren't cyborgs, they're fully organic just sealed inside small tanks
Could be argued that the tank replaces what would otherwise be their body, but I agree.
Pyre Spirit Cyborg
Noun
A person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device.
Source: www.dictionary.com/browse/cyborg
Magnus Amundsen
Well there's your mistake; dictionary.com uses the Webster's dictionary, which is a notoriously imprecise dictionary.
I advise you use oxforddictionaries.com and consult the Oxford English Dictionary, as it's the gold-standard for English.
The OED correctly defines cyborg as; "A fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body."
"Built into the body" is a necessary part of what a cyborg is. Daleks are sealed inside personal tanks, and thus are not cyborgs. Their body is fully organic.
Cybermen, however, have their bodies completely replaced by technology, and are cyborgs.
I love how the darleks shake when they get excited. Such a small movement evoking emotion.
" This is not war, this is pest control" always been one of my favourite lines
"We have five-million Cybermen. How many are you?"
"Four."
I totally cracked at that point
3:32 This ist not war, this is pest-control! A badass-sentence!
This is cyber bullying
Exodianecross1978 Exdianecrossl978
@@johnathan6992 more funny
Still brilliant they way they did the Dcotor's reaction when he first sees the Daleks again. Doesn't say anything, but the single expression and body language says it all.
I agree
This was one of my favorite episodes.
When I was a child, the Daleks and Cybermen gave me very bad vibes, compared to other aliens / enemies.
In addition, especially in the Castilian dubbing, they both had such distorted voices that I didn't understand any of their dialogue at all. Even now, for time I put x1.50 of speed to be able to see them faster, in its episodes I have to put normal speed and give it several laps to understand everything (in Spanish).
Apart from the fact that its history is very interesting. I remember a scene from an episode where two Daleks start to talk and doubt their actions.
Dalek: You are superior in only one respect
Rory: What is that?
Dalek: You are better at dying
Rory: Yeah, fair enough
Rose: "you didn't need to kill him!"
Thay: *"Neither did we need him alive."*
_No, no. he's got a point._
Oh yeah it's all coming together
He was just two days from retirement and was going to marry his childhood sweetheart, too!
TAKE _ME_ , DAMMIT!!!
“You didn’t need to kill him”
“He didn’t need to live either”
“Ah touché”
How many Dr. Who fans flipped out in excitement to see the Cybermen and Daleks in the same episode and fight.
"THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL."
Damn, the daleks were savage haha
This was the greatest pair of Doctor Who finale episodes of all time. The Daleks were badass here
Cyberman: Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek: This is not war! This is pest control!
Get rekt Cybermen
Cyberman: We have got 5,000,000 how many of you?
Dalek: Four!
Cyberman: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek!
Ooohh get rekt!
Dalek: You are better at dying!
OOOOHHHH GET REKT!!!! 😱
XDDD
"This is not war, this is pest control"
Lmao savage dalek.
Also:
Dalek: you are superior in only one respect.
Cyberman: what is that?
Dalek: you are better at dying!
I like how the Daleks exhibit brutal cunning & dark humour, and aren't just mindless aliens.
The dialogue from 3:25 to the end is one of the most perfect moments in doctor who
3:17 it’s been so long I forgot this is basically the gun sounds from Transformers G1
"Daleks have no concept of elegance."
"This. Is. Obvious."
Ouch, that burn was hot enough to melt a Tardis
Then the last burn would probably ignite a small star
I never thought I would watch two “robots”roast each other on how good the other one is at dying.
Daleks aren't robots, not even close, its an alien creature inside a tank pretty much
@@andrewft31 hence why I said “robots”
@@AceAlbatros I thought they where both cyborgs
They're not robots. They are.. DALEKS
@@Irving_teran Hence why I used quotes to say “robots”.
The sass on that dalek
I love how the doctors expression and posture goes from angry, to completely serious and maybe even a little bit scared when he sees dalak Thay.
This scene is one of my favourites. It's so tense and yet so funny.
"Daleks have no concept of elegance."
"This is obvious."
"Dalek have no concept of Gender"
"You identify as daleks"
“You would destroy the Cybermen with 4 Daleks?”
“WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH 1 DALEK!”
Cracks me up every time haha
If Daleks ever calm down and don't wanna exterminate everyone, go into a career or being a professional roast, seriously some of these comments.
0:01 > when you're already drunk and your buddy Neil walks into the room
"Daleks have no concept of elegance..." Cyberman: "This is obvious..."
"Daleks, you have declared war."
"This is not war, this is pest control!"
This is not war. This is Cyber bullying
‘This is not war, this is PEST CONTROL’ And ‘You are better at dying’ was hilarious!
This was one of the best stories in Doctor Who, the chills I got watching this as a kid...
The dialog between Daleks and Cybermen is absolutely awesome!
Two of the most iconic villains of the show roasting each other both literally and physically. Couldn't be more perfect.
Agreed
I've always wondered what those plunger things were for...
...and now I think I've just soiled myself.
It can also crush a human skull.
"This is not war, this is cyber bullying"
Imagine is the scientist survived the brain sucking thing.
Rose: Oh my god, are you ok?
Scientist: yeah.
Mickey: how was it?
Scientist: ... It was amazing. Do it again!
Dalek: no.
Lol
LOOL
Could you imagine how annoyed the daleks would be if they couldn’t kill someone and any attempt to gave him pleasure?
“EXTERMINATE”
“Ah that’s great do it again!”
“EXPLAIN”
@@azarzu delete dis
Camaroni1000 have you met captain jack?
2:33 Lmao the call's been going on for 55 seconds, even tho she just answered.
"You are superior in only one respect, you are better at dying" Possibly the best line any dalek has ever delivered.
I can beleive I'm saying this, but. . .Yeah!GO DALEKS!!!
Samantha Friesenhan You've gotta route for those guys here, ya know.
I always go for the Daleks. There awesome!
"Daleks have no concept of elegance."
"This is obvious."
BURN!
"daleks be warned. u have declared war against the Cybermen."
"this is not war, this is pest control."
"This is not war, this is cyber-bullying!"
1:41 i love the doctor change in posture and expression. hes still terrified and furious at the daleks
Anytime the daleks and the cyber man are in the same episode, they always manage to hav sassy little arguments and I live for them.