How To Actually Beat SCP-3008 The Infinite Ikea (SCP Animation)
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- SCP 3008 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as How Would You Survive the Infinite Ikea?
SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1.
SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit.
SCP-3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-1. While superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall. They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.
During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1.
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"not a bad idea, we currently use this own method in our daily lives and we're not even trapped in the infinite ikea"
What an absolute mood
same lmao
What if we live in a infinite ikea and the actual infinite ikea is the real world
@@_mossymushroom_ valid point
I do that but use my room instead
@@_mossymushroom_ valid. valid
If infinite Ikia comes with infinite Swedish meatballs and DAIM chocolate almond cakes, it would be worth fighting the monsters
I think it does
No
@@liacinnamonrolls3654 yes
Life in the infinite IKEA is actually very great, just so as long as you avoid the staff monsters every, and not get brutally ripped apart
@@liacinnamonrolls3654 it does don't forget the food gets re stocked every day
For the "dress up as staff" tactic, you can technically talk with normal language and they will believe you since employees only say "Sorry, but the store is now closed. Please exit the building".
"but enough about why I am banned from Ikea" - that hit me rather unexpected
same
Okay but, rugs on stone castles makes a lot of sense because they would almost completely catch cannonballs if they were layered correctly
I bet the only reason military uses sandbags and stones for fortification is because the gov can’t afford good defense rugs.
It is a good idea, some of the best armour in the middle ages was made from fabric, its called gambeson.
But didn’t the fabric have metal plates or dots?
Tanks=add rugs on them
however you would need only a few torches and everything's gonna burn down
11:16 SCP-682: I knew humans were disgusting... but that location, that terrifies me.
I love that they continuously mention the prices of certain items throughout the video.
im eating and this is the third time I choked
@@gtdanjonsonsecond1322 my girlfriend just spat out her ginger ale as well.
@@CallOfCabbage mice
It makes me wonder what humans would use as currency in the Infinite Ikea. Given enough survivors and time that'd be inevitable, right?
In some stories the Staff attack other SCP's as a priority even teaming up with you if you are fighting them and they are a threat to the IKEA.
Like the 'When Day Breaks Flesh'.
Context? I wanna know more
@@juliansoria7733 me too
@@juliansoria7733 when day breaks is an event that makes the sun red, and anyone who gets even the smallest amount of sunlight will turn into a weird gooey monster.
They are basically normal staff but more stress
So 3008 would make a perfect Thaumiel. It makes much more sense than a Euclid.
As for me, find the strongest materials, gauge the average strength of the staff at their most aggressive, then build a fortress designed to keep them out. With enough people, eventually we'll mount an escape attempt like none ever seen.
fun theory: I like to believe that if you are a employee at IKEA then enter SCP 3008 you will become part of the staff and that SCP 3008 is most likely inter dimensional with multiple SCP 3008 in different dimensions it is highly likely that there will be a bunch of IKEA employees becoming part of the staff when their workplace becomes a SCP
That's horrifying. I love it.
Possibly a disguise if you arent one?
No you must place the banner of Friendship and labour
The inter dimensional part is proven but if that is correct then where are the organs and other vital systems and why are all the limbs incorrectly sized for other limbs I think that they are the still working limbs (working meaning not broken) of previous dead being put together to make one thing.
@@dazzeldsalt2056 I'm not saying that it is, buuut where do the meatballs and the other food in the infinite IKEA come from
"ill eat the monsters they look delicious" that part made laugh so hard XD
savage grace
I wonder if you can eat the staff? It's not pretty but it could be a potential food source.
@@stevemcgroob4446 yeah only beacuse they do not have anyorgans and are something like skin entierly dosnt mean it might not be edible, and also beacuse they do not rot away they might can be used as emergency food supply
But still, they look bloody delicious tho...
@@stevemcgroob4446 Nah, I’d rather eat those food from their canteens since it’s infinite (idk if those places are called canteens because Ikea shops in my country isn’t common)
That smirk during "9.99 in the kitchen section." Tho. Like I totally can't see you right now but. Jeez that smirk
DAMN hunter is such a talented VA, the amount of range this guy has could rival the greatest VA's.
The first line killed me tho
*HaLLo*
@@totallynotbot8686 *SuCh WiSe WoRdS*
The bath crying tho
@@totallynotbot8686 he sounded like a minecraft villager XDDDD
He aint got that much range,stop overreacting as if he is a VA god......
"not a bad idea, we currently use this own method in our daily lives and we're not even trapped in the infinite ikea"
bro if you need a hug i'm here for you
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If I ever get trapped in the infinite IKEA I’d just end it so that I wouldn’t have to deal with the BS
Just a theory: what if the entrances actually do follow a pattern, it just takes them thousands of years to go back to a previous location and 3008 has just existed millions of years but changes it's shape.
yes, and im sure the giant super-IKEA blended in well with the dinosaurs
imagine travelling back in time to the era of the dinosaurs and seeing an Ikea behind you
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A SCP THEORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@alexcat6 but what if the "ikea" actually changes to what stuctures are relevant every 1000 years, but there are always some people who will be the role of the staff. like for example, a cave with infinite space inside when entered with faceless cave man trying to kill people inside
@@aFurisk BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
would you rather: go on the back of a dino or enter into a creepy ikea
Hey.. so uh, I wanted to thank this channel and everyone who helps on it, I used to watch this with my best friend and aunt.. but she died today.. it saddens me to know that I will be watching these.. alone now, but? Regardless I will always have her memory in these videos.. thank you all so much
The fact that you got a heart from them is heartwarming. Also, sorry for your loss, hope you are doing great
@@wtfcats oh my god I didn't even realize I got a heart thank you so much for bringing this to my attention really
@@demonqueen5087 don't edit your comment or it will remove it
I may sound like a pyschopath but i dont care about your auntie dead woman (my opinion) also mock me if you want i dont really care.
I hope she is at peace.
Fridges are made out of metal mostly, if i also fell the inside of them i can make an impenetrable fortress, even thought this will take a long time you can hide in one of the fridges, just make sure the fridge isn't attauched to any electricity source
In a “When Day Breaks” scenario, this is the safest place.
What about hitlers nose cave?
@@chrstfer2452 we dont talk about that
I mean montsters can still come in
@@vexonet5810 and then most likely be brutally murdered by the supernatural staff for destruction of store merchandise, or because the monsters didn't listen when told "The store is now closed, please leave the premises.".
@@chrstfer2452 Now how would you enter that? 'Excuse me, ma'am, I would like to force my whole body into one of your nostrils...'?
Honestly I'd find the staff area and look for the automatic light override. It's a way to turn on all the lights in the store even if they're supposed to be off and in theory would trick the staff into thinking the place was open. The hard part would be finding the staff area though
the *impossible part
@@sorae42 The Illuminati can do anything.
@@Sr_Illuminati except survive Shaggy
@@Bleepbleepblorbus Are you sure about that?
That could work if there was one. The staff room in Scp- 3008 is as you could say "Non-existent"
As a retail worker I can relate to their reaction to people not leaving
The camping on the ceiling is a really good idea though. Imagine having hooks or bungees to grab food from above.
Mission impossible it
everybody gagnsta until you fall off the edge
Yeah, or as they said, grab some ladders and use them to get down or maybe expand your territory
according to the logs, it seems that the roof is infinitely high up, or at least way bigger than you'd expect.
@@OPHANEMx Hang on the lights.
Consider this though: the Ikea is infinite, and that's a somewhat formidably large area to search either thoroughly or well. As long as you lay low and don't do anything stupid, I'd imagine you'll be fine.
Stupid just happens sometimes.
Personally, I would just hide within a fridge and create handle on the inside because there is no way to exit a fridge if you happen to get trapped in one. Then i would get food and at night like the duct tape idea, use lumber as sort of lock.
Let me take notes incase I may end up in a endless IKEA without me knowing. Thanks for the Info
I know , this always happens because I'm the step brother of the unwilling dimension hopper at least i think because i was in long island one minute to the next were i was in the cage of scp 149(blood flies) then immediately left back in the island
@@zajinramirez2780 it is scp 049
Also scp creatures are not real
@@atmlbateman thats what they want you to think
@@atmlbateman oh i was going to do the sculpture but immediately went to a less deadly one,which one is scp 149 anyway
You could grow your own food. The gardening section has all you need and it constantly refills. The store acts like a green house so you can have all sorts of food. The meat balls could be dryed with salt and cooking appliances for protein. The idea for building in the rafters is ambitious but not impossible. After all, houses and floors are made of wooden supports. Find sturdy material and build a floor on the supports. You could even build concrete towers on less stable areas. Staff wont see you. You could first build a wooden tall fort with no windows so you can even work through the night. This is where you could have your gardens and store materials. Use rope and other materials, climb up the structure beam, and secure the drop down ladder. From there, you can start construction on the upper living quarters during the day. Once it's mostly built, you could even keep working at night. It seems these things dont look up and just need a clear view. Even sound or light doesnt get their attention as walking or running would have surely ended people by now. Use the vast support beams to traverse the store as you will always be in full view of your base without getting lost. Construct more drop down ladders and even a pulley system for smaller materials. You could even build bridges. Kinda surprised that no one has done or thought of this yet.
wow
💯💯👏👏👏👏👏👏
Except one thing:SUNLIGHT!
There’s to water, and where u get seeds
Also germinate the seeds
Lemme take a screenshot if I ever go to a ikea
That person forgot to mention, a phone charger. Because you can't use a phone forever without charging it.
As a swede Infinite Ikea sounds like heaven! The staff is a minor inconvenience but I can live with that
death is a minor inconvenience you could live with
Survival method: craft a giant meatsuit from the staff and become their leader
'Facepalms' *Genius*
You're brave, hope you survive the horror of "The Karen"
I love the tone this channel takes in videos. Knowing that they're the same people (mostly, I think?) from the Infographics Channel, this feels like having a little bit of insight into the probable hobbies of the people from there, even if only a sliver
When “when day breaks” happens, the scp foundation should just mass migrate people of importance, soldiers, weapons, food and other supplies inside when they start noticing events that could hint at it happening soon. Move them all in on the same day, so as to get around the moving entrance thing, then have them survive inside. They could even send in different groups in on different days, so they could get more people and supplies inside, then hope they meet up in the future. Since the infinite Ikea is also believed to be connected to multiple dimensions, finding one of these exits could allow survivors to escape to a non-“when day breaks” universe.
ok, what if there was the scarlet king wating on the other end
Unfortunately day breaks, it breaks during the day at a random time, without warning
@@juisyto2393 It's gonna be day somewhere, but it's not day everywhere at once. That gives the Foundation sites on the opposite side of the planet, where it's just set, 12 hours to prepare. Hell, the poles of the Earth are completely dark for 6 months straight out of the year, and we know the Foundation keeps bases in Antartica at least (although the north pole is in the middle of the Arctic Ocean, and I don't know if the Foundation has bases there). Although they also experience nonstop sun for the other 6, so maybe not such a good idea in the long run, but still. Places like Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, upper Canada, and ironically, much of Scandinavia also experiences a lesser version of this- one town in Alaska doesn't see any sun for 2 months straight. Point is, they have at least SOME time to prepare, however short.
Gotta love the consistent uploads.
Nitro, appreciate u for being here
Wassup nitro
I’m starting to think there secretly being sponsored for Ikea in this video.
I love the sassiness of the narrator in this one 😂 I always love when a little bit of the narrator makes its way into the video
I’ll be completely honest: I would just let the staff kill me instead of surviving. I mean, I’d rather be granted a sweet release than just have the constant horror of knowing there are monsters that will easily kill me if it’s night.
That never stopped our ancestors
And Minecraft players
@@tsriketwm7274 lol
Minecraft om steroids
No TV?!?! Gets laptop and connects it to the WIFI.
Make an ancient eldritch ritual circle to the scarlet king, summoning him into the Ikea. And so, he is trapped, by the sacrifice of all inside the Ikea. The universe would be safe though. Worth it.
Cant TSK teleport?
@@YourLocalYter Not if you do it right.
Send a bunch of d bois to do it and yay you killed god knows how many but worth it
it's still possible to escape the infinite IKEA tho, there's been some reports of people getting outside of the infinite IKEA, heck it's the reason the foundation even found the infinite IKEA in the first place, bc some guy got out of it and reported it to the authorities
I said, not if you do it right.
I would just tell the staff "no", if they attack me. they arent allowed to hurt me without my consent.
RUN TO THE LIVING ROOM SECTION
@@Juliuscaesar0315 LOL
@@firstclass000 thank you for the like, kind stranger (the reddit mods have me, help)
St
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@@purpleengiegaming no
I would just no-clip from an IKEA meatball to the Backrooms
People trapped in 3008: “You know man I just live the simple life, grabbin grub at the store’s restaurant, browsing appliances and furniture, and working up my fort against the murderous staff at night. Yep the good life. Hey at least I aint a D-class”
That is what I was thinking about! If I qere to chose to be either a D-class or stuck in Ikea, Id preffer the latter...
How would they know what and class is if they are a normal civilian
@@dancingmexicancat295 The Wiki.
@@dancingmexicancat295 this guy's got a point
how i survive scp 3008 i put scp 184 to scp 3008
These hypothetical audience answered questions are phenomenal. Maybe do these once a week for hard fans of the scp lore?? They are really great.
"Hey you yeah you"
"Wut?"
"Can i talk to your manager? The costumer service is really terrible"
"Ok"
* pulls out knife *
"Sorry but you can't talk with the manager"
Honestly, you'd have to figure out a way to create a mobile settlement and move it like 100 yards every day or something. The problem is, even if the supplies refresh, if you really want out you've got to find something somewhere. Like the people who tried creating a tower to the ceiling, you have to look for something unique or different and see if you could do something with it.
4:51 he said "that's no good" 😂
The writers did a bit of watching the Sonic The Hedgehog show or Sonic Underground I see
10:28 funniest part of the video grace I’m staying away for my you 😂
Hello SCP Explained! Have you ever thought of doing a SCP Animation of 956, The Pinata? I'd love to see you do a animation of that! ^^
Ergh. That one disturbes me.
@@axisrogue basically this store just game binary code that microscope can't see that
That would be awesome! :P
The Infinite Ikea is sort of similar to the infected from either The Last of Us or Days Gone. So it would be best to make plenty of make shift weapons, and maybe a strong shelter high above and made out of strong bed frames or anything else and make several spots to act as traps for the staff and take the chance to use anything flammable if their is anything like that in there to burn the staff into ashes.
Or those benches by the restroom, damm things are the vibranium of Home Depot.
i'd probably freeze from horror when i see the staff, and die from a heart attak before the staff could even get to me
The staff are probably nice people during the day. Just ask one of them where's the exit.
" *But enough of why we are banned from the local Ikea* "
The rug idea might be onto something. If I'm not wrong the staff rely heavily on blunt force to cause damage. Naturally this would wear down the wooden parts, but with rugs added in such a way it acts as a cushion they shouldn't be able to penetrate. Spreading the rug out tightly over and then attaching to the legs of the furniture should easily create a barrier system the staff simply cannot penetrate. Especially if you design the fortifications in such a way the staff can't gain leverage to use their strength. Even the rolls would would work wonders if you can find a way to work them into the fortifications.
The underground concept might work as well more as safe rooms in case of structural failure instead of a tunnel system. All you have to do is survive the night.
In a situation where you are trapped within an infinite ikea, you should find a large pillar IF the infinite ikea has these large pillars (The roof is most likely to collapse in its own weight if it did not have pillars) and with this pillar, you should create a large stable stack of furniture and try finding a roof. You can use a few tools to penetrate the ceiling and escape.
That it smart, but there aren't many things in IKEA that you can use to break a (most likely) concrete ceiling
@@idostuffonyt7856 trusty hammer and some patience can do the job
big brain moment.
How Are You Going To Get Down From A Ceiling Of A Massive Building?
@@1st-Bragg-Digital-Platoon That's easy. Wave your hands, jump around, just exist on the roof, then, in case anyone flies overhead in a helicopter they'll most likely spot you. For an even easier way, go to the edge of the roof, look down to see if there are any people in the parking lot, just shout to them. If there aren't any people, that means the store is most likely closed and you'll just have to wait until it opens, then there will be people in the parking lot. Once they notice you, it will be very easy to get someone to help you to go down. The easiest possibility of them all, of course, would be to just use your cellphone to call help. They don't work inside of the store, but once you're on the roof it should work fine.
The only real issue with going to the roof is what other potential consequences that could have. The infinite IKEA is a pocket dimension that connects to ours only in a specific location. If you enter this infinite IKEA, then somehow get to the roof, and manage to break through, where exactly will you end up? A random location on the roof of the real IKEA that the pocket dimension connects to? A second infinite IKEA? Somewhere else entirely? There's no way to know unless the Foundation starts to experiment with that.
Whenever the narrator shows emotions in the script brings joy to my ears
I would escape by getting into the ceiling and trying to dismantle the roof with tools.
US Marines when they said crayons have no nutritional value: "Are you challenging me?!?!"
that condescending tone was on point! amazing job as usual hunter!
❤️
What I would do, is make a sort of moat around me more than 7 feet down and stay in the middle so at night, 3008-2 will just fall into the moat. And at morning, I place a plank across the moat and go scavenge for food
SPC 3008-2 death trap, I guess
As a swede i really appreciated the hallå in the beginning of the video
Hallå's are very good, they are like pretzels but not seperated.
And soft
Isnt hejj your greeting?
@@ilewtf2234 yes Hej is like Hi but Hallå can Also be used since Hallå means Hello
@@116kmilligram Okay, it just sounds like hola and that doesnt seem swedish at all. Ive been to your country twice, once i went to Stockholm and once i drove from south to north and back. ✌
Honestly about the day breaks one, I think the foundation should do more tests and research with the infinite IKEA, think about it, if they found a way to make it safe for people to live there then you could be safe forever if an xk class event were to happen
If the "employess" act as the staff member in the morning I'll just ask them to lead me too the exit simple
I think knowing how many hours it takes to turn in night asking them where is the exit probably they will be like normal staff but I wouldn't risk it I,d try carrying mattresses and wood for building bit by bit and having a location where they wouldn't know I,m there is pretty good thing
@@ilovewater570 good thinking I keep it in mind
The suggestions about digging tunnels or building a hut in the roofspace - do the staff not react to things like this during the day, or at least remember what they see you doing when closing time rolls round
Just got here after watching Limenade, took me a second to realize this was deep voice Hunter
You have learned the truth
You know too much
well since there is an exit. I think they best thing you can do is make small bases of operation near food courts and then gather up food supplies and water, then stay on the move. If your only chance to escape is a moving exit, then staying on the move is your best chance for escape. Just make sure you're well stocked up before you venture out. There are plenty of places to hide during the night.
Notice me you're literally my favorite youtuber I went to ikea yesterday
And you are still there, everything else is an illusion.
@@KuchiKopi179 *existential dread intensifies*
You got noticed now lol
As a swede it’s always interesting to see how people try pronounce the Swedish names of IKEA products 😂 the beginning “Hallå” was actually pretty good
I wear paracord bracelets and a paracord belt. I could extend the ropes to mark paths so I can be familiar with the layout. With the crayons they sell, if I find them, I can use that to mark the walls and furniture so it helps me know where I’ve been, where to go, and maybe locate an exit
After watching your previous video on it, yes it would be incredibly difficult and next to impossible, but you could use it to travel to other dimensions… that sounds pretty cool to me.
Maybe usefull to escape a when day breaks event
9:07 Ah, of course. Even in an infinite IKEa Karen's are still out there.
LOL i laughed so hard when he said that
I laughed so hard lol
I feel like if you could just find a way to switch the light and day system in a section in the infinite ikea, they won’t feel like attacking you, leaving you free to build up a fortress and nice stack of food
This man can be serious, silly, AND scary at different times, amazing
It's Canon that 'When Day Breaks' Occurs, the staff become passive to non-affected humans
Question: Where the heck do these SCP Stories and Lore come from? Like, i thought it was this channel that was making them when i first discovered but then i realised it wasnt,
@@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 search up the wiki
@@foundationgamer9771 oh thank you man
@@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 : D
Be prepared for some scares tho
4:44 This. This is perfect. The amount of sonic references is amazing
Really didn't expect my comment to get featured at all, let alone be the opener. I feel so honored.
They love your positive attitude
Honestly, same, but your optimism was nothing for my goblin-in-the-cabinet survival strategy
6:14 "There are no TVs in IKEA" I call bullshit on that one my good man. At least at the IKEA me and my parents go to, there are TVs in the display areas you can nab. And even better, there be this one TV there that would always play some of them Studio Ghibli flims like Ponyo, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, and the other bangers they produce so if you're a man of culture like myself and get trapped there, you can still get your anime fix while being inside an ever-expanding SCP
I would rather do the same thing, Survive with people with food, etc. Prepare to find something that might help, find find the way out with your people surviving.
Can't wait to see episode 1 of Words: Explained! Always wanted to know what an Aardvark is.
Aardvark is an uncivilized mf, thank me later
I always wanted to know what an "Italian" is!
Guys what is this "always" you speak of?
You know I always figured that if you dug under the floor or went through the ceiling that you'd just bust into another Ikea room. It's not really infinite unless it also goes up or down, now is it?
Even without being up and down, it’s still infinite. Just not as infinite as if it did. If it was infinite even just down it would be a great way to get rid of the staff
It does go infinitely up. Not sure about down though
They probably sell shovels so dig under
Just like in Vivarium. Now THAT was nightmare fuel.
That would probably take you to the next level of the Backrooms
3008 is the opised of when day breaks
This was fun.
I genuinely laughed more than one time.
since The Staff are made entirely out of flesh, it would be possible to eat all of them as long as they're prepared correctly
🤣 love the commentary from the Site Director… great 👏🏼
@4:05 G W states he would make a treehouse type living environment on the ceiling rafters. Like the Wookies' setup in Star Wars. That'd be the best idea and you, SCP Explained, totally just looked over that point. You also inferred he'd die because of the IKEA workers getting to him, but I highly doubt they would be able to get to him if he had a system to pull the ladder up once safely up in the rafters.
If the staff doesn't climb up WWZ style then you're fine
I would bring weapons like machines and shotguns and glock 17s because with a tree house type thing just kill from above there And machete for defense when you Run out of bullets
Not machine i mean machete
@@challengeriigaming2908 The problem is where would you get guns? also ammo is finite and the staff infinite, So even if you knew you were gonna enter the infinite ikea with a bunch of guns and stuff with you its only a matter of time you'd run out of bullets.
Even if you'd were to be able to craft some crude gunpowder from matches and a crude shotgun the sound would only attract more I assume.
I bursted out laughing at "The Karen" line. Lmfao, good stuff.
I would escape the infinite ikea by, building up to the roof then dig a hole into the roof. Then I would crawl out, find the side ladder of the building, and get out.
"It was rugs the whole time" perfect without context
BTW Ng is pronounced "Eng"
Not trying to be a ball buster, just hoping to help if it ever comes up again.
Me: hey, where's the Ikea shark
SCP-3008: there, the soft chair
Me: tha-
Lights: * turned off *
SCP-3008: excuse me, the store is closed, leave the bu-
Me: shut
SCP-3008: what the fꞈck did you just called me?
i would just try to break through the roof and then you would in theory be able to see where the walls around the building are so you could then find the wall with the exit door(or it might just get you out all together)
Step 1: line up like a linebacker
Step 2: plug in headphone and play Slayer’s “It’s raining blood”
Step 3: Start running forward and yell “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!
Theory: Destroy all walls of the ikea and see if it feels infinite from inside or whatever you find.
Tried it and what do you know,more shelves
@@rainboi5920 bruh
there are no walls
@@ashflre the only reachable surface is the ground
Solution: SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE
The video: 🖤💀😈🔪
The thumbnail: QUANDALE DINGLE
Nice video! havent watched it all yet but i bet its as good as the other videos!
Man, I wish I'd known about this! Any chance you guys will do a sequel? There's an idea I'd like to put forward.
Not a way to survive it but not take SCP-096 into the infinite Ikea and leave him there? He'll be very, very unlikely to ever get out.
I'd use the "Theseus in the Labyrinth" method. Bring a large ball of string with me, and tie it near the entrance. Then only travel in as far as the string will reach and when I'm ready to leave, follow the string back out.
Personally I would explore the IKEA to see if it was truly infinite making a map of it on the back of intructions I mean the people come from every dimension in there so what's stopping the Ikea from their dimension from having a thing you need and if this is an infinite Ikea it probably stocks it if you go deep enough
*narrator breaks down crying*
Damn man you ok?
7:20 9.99 in the kitchen section
6:55 we becoming skin walker with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I’m a Home Depot man ikea will run from me because I use strong sturdy materials and not that flimsy crappy IKEA plywood as soon as they lay a hand on me, they will realize how dense I am and run for the hills, but they won’t be able to outrun me
You know, some of the stuff in IKEA could probably fashion some half decent weapons. I got a curtain rod there once, combine one of those with one of the kitchen knives, you’d have yourself an IKEA brand spear. I’ll bet you could make all sorts of tools for self defense.