The Witcher from the Redanian Guard's Perspective
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How do the Redanian guards and soldiers face Geralt in the Witcher 3?
Big thanks to JOEL YANG for proposing this topic :)
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I like how Geralt is casually looting stuff before the guards notice him
probably some broken rakes and more onions :))
@@LaserSky sometime you can get lucky and looted dimeritium ores and bars though! Gemstones are pretty useless, unless you making runes or crafting relic swords.
@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 yeeah thats true, but I guess when you reach a high level and get rich enough, that is just pocket money so its not that interesting to do it :D
@@LaserSky Picking up broken rakes and rope ladders is just a reflex now. When will I ever stop?!
@@proto204n4 I am sorry to inform you that probably you will never stop. But come on, its just 0.29 weight per rake its not that much 😃
"Better go meditate in Passiflora and call it a day" YOUR DAUGHTER IS GETTING CHASED BY REALM TRAVELLING SPECTRES
hahah cannot help her if he does not get his meditation session!
@@LaserSky "Meditation." In Passiflora. Suuuure ;D
getting pretty late though.
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Wanna play Gwent?
She isn't. She's just sleeping in some cabin until we actually trigger the chase
Sergeant Kretyn, died at the joke, also that accent was spot on.
Thanks Jakub!
@@LaserSky Yep, hilarious, nice work. :D
Glad to see Joel Haver's style spread out and inspire people all over the internet
Really enjoyed this animation, ugh giving me the urge to replay all the witcher games again
thanks Yens! plan to do that myself, replaying but doing the opposite of what I would naturally do this time ⚔
Even Witcher 1?
@@nucder7531 I liked witcher 1 story. Rest of it was eh
@@floodtamer The story is fine, but the gameplay is... to put it kindly it could use a bit of polishing
@@nucder7531 You're a kinder soul than I.
Daaaamn, that's amazing. The part when he said "But I'm the only sergiant in Novigrad" got me rolling
The best thing about it's the fact that Redanian soldiers actually can go under water. Under. Water. Not swimming. Just run under water and hit you from 8 metres distance.
almost did, but Geralt was preparing for meditation there so they were lucky :D
Lol, using commands I summoned an arch griffin while I was underwater. The bloody thing just flew out.
This explains why they won against Nilfgaard, racism made them supernatural
Better than the Netflix series
Henry Cavill simply cannot compete with this dad bod!
I'm confused why do so many people hate the series? I thought it was fairly decent. Question!
@@reasondro because it has terrible shit writing
@@dylanfreeman9160 Nah I enjoyed it.
@@dylanfreeman9160 writing is mediocre for sure, but it's not that bad
Wait, wait, wait, wait... I have finished this game 5 times with expansions and all... and now I'm just learning that guards do not follow you if you step in water!!! Damn!!
free loot! :D
On my second playthrough but... SAME! 😅
I never even had problems with the guards. I guess I didn't steal that much stuff in public.
I looted a lot of stuff though.
"Meditate" in Passiflora... sure, if you want to call it that way, but let's face it: we all know what Geralt will be spending his money on there.
Yeah. Those gwent players are really spending much coin for that Tournament
Passiflora has very good acoustics which makes it the perfect place for a nice meditation round :))
@@LaserSky obviously. An establishment like the Passiflora must provide its customers absolute discretion. Which is why it has the best sound isolation in Novigrad, making it the least likely place in Novigrad to hear random sex sounds from other rooms.
@@anderskorsback4104 very fair argument
This is brilliant
OMG, that pam param part just had me choking! How do you even think of something like this? :D :D (often wondered how even the developers thought of something so weird...)
I was thinking whether to make it a music or a beating reference. Could not decide so I just did both :D
Did you by any chance choke on 3 pounds of steel.
The guards say Pam, pam param all the time in w3
@@LaserSky there is a song by eon on youtube
I remember reading a while back that the voice actor just made a mistake, they intended for it to be a sound effect or something and it turned out to be the glorious pamparam
1:08 Wow wow Gerald you just gave that guard emotional damage of a lifetime
should be a new DLC, Geralt just giving emotional instead of sword damage
Immeasurable pounds of emotional damage > Three pounds of steel
Geralt: "how about a few rounds of Gwent?"
Redanian soldiers: smiles and nods in agreement
Yo! this was epic 😁 Just love the awkward/random atmosphere. More Witcher videos please
thanks so much! gonna work on some more of these :D
Ah yes, they immediately become a "deadly threat" with their blunt axe and lvl 9 armor
🤣🤣🤣 the yo momma jokes Geralt style fantastic. The AI is exactly like that. Scared of the darn water. Omg this was awesome
glad you enjoyed it Steph, working on new stuff!
@@LaserSky these are great! Can't wait to see the new ones.
Sergeant Kretyn 1:26 😁 joke for polish speakers only🙂
yes it is! I was hoping it will be noticed, just wasn't sure with the pronounciation :)
@@LaserSky Pronunciation was almost perfect.
Well most eastern Europeans use same word with slightly different pronounciation, even in english they use word cretin whitch is spoken same way
Cretin is a word in english
this is the type of stuff you'd see on adult swim if you stayed up past 1am.
From now on hearing “Pam pa ram” will never be the same
Your animations is the clearest and crispest of all this style animation!
Oh and great video!
Laser's animations as well as his backgrounds are really top notch. Joel's vids are great, but they are very rough looking (which is intentional) I like Laser's style for sure :)
thanks guys, those words really mean a lot! ❤
That's a work of art right there. Thank you for this.
Much appreciated! Thanks for sharing that!
0:53 sergeant kretyn
As a Pole, I love this small joke you did here
thanks Piotr! ❤ 🇵🇱 ❤
@@LaserSky no problem mate :>
Your video was pretty funny by the way
Inb4 this goes viral. 😄
you have had good predictions in the past FrozenFresh, I hope you are right again! :)
Its already viral
Geralt telling a yo mamma joke is the best thing ever.
love to see this animation style spreading
Guards don't deserve this kind of abuse. #downwithgeralt!
they have feelings too! thanks for being a patron Samuel!
Pam pam pa ram
Pam pam pa ram
pam paraaam
I like how Gerald looks Santa
hahah cannot be unseen now
Sergeant Cretin crying made me laugh Harder than it should have. 😅
This is one of the best looking animations I've seen recently, congratulations!
Glad you think so!
I belive it's made in the same way Joel Haver does it right?
@@kriss3d correct, EbSynth :)
I would watch an entire series of this. This is f’n hilarious.
wow thanks so much obscurity! new stuff is in the works! ⚔
@@LaserSky Do the whole Gaunter O'Dim saga.
Radovid: "Played college chess, you know..."
Witcher: (breathes)
Redanian guards: so you have chosen *banana tiger*
This is just pure gold, nice work man!
Thanks K N, glad you enjoyed it!
The way he just casually steps in the water just to taunt them xd
It do be like that ya the guards are just vibing. Good work on the video
geralt whips them with the "jo mama is so ugly..." jokes
WOW!!! This was great 👍 your animation talents are at a class of there own.
Thank you so much bro 😀
1:50 BANANA TIGER* 🍌🐯
Banana Tiger
While this was hysterical, that rotoscoping will haunt my dreams for a week.
Damn these jokes are really subtle but at the same time relatable
thanks Anton!
I like the chemistry between those two. The soldier backs up his sergeant and calms him down after an insult. Absolute consent.
Thanks, was thinking about getting these characters back again in another video 😁
@@LaserSky wow! looking forward to! 🤩
The guard: *insults Geralt*
Geralt: i hear someone want emotional damage
You tube knows it’s witcher 3 complete edition without even this videos having any legit witcher 3 clip
That animating style makes this 10x funnier
Wow this is awesome 😂 I am your long-waiting fans for each of your witcher videos 😄
Wow thank you Raymond! New stuff coming out soon! :)
That dwarf better not be touching that onion
Dwarves are more into broken rakes I hear
Geralt hit the sergeant where it hurts. Man was seriously struggling with his appearance
I vote for more witcher content please this was hilarious
thank you Elie, on it! :D
"I'm not touching it."
_crouches down closer_
_mischievous look_
*POKE*
No one tells Geralt what to do! 😁
Seriously just found your channel today, keep being awesome!!
Getting in the water is an brilliant idea hahaha
please continue this series
thanks Tushar, more to come soon!
Yooo these are too funny!! Keep up the excellent work!!!!
Appreciate it!!
I want more of this hahaha Thanks man You made my day! It was really funny 😆
Thanks Achraf, more to come!
i love that the name of a guard is Kretyn
I've never thought about using the water to get away from them. I just run. 🤣
Damn smooth animations bro. Good job
Thanks so much Ahmad!
Bro called that guy a varmint
The combat music kicking in XD
The animations are very clean and the whole video is put together very well! If you are searching for any video ideas: you could make a video including the ridiculous fall-damage-mechanic in the game. Many people are making fun of it, so it's maybe not very original, but it could be put into a nice video perhaps.
That's a nice one, thanks for the kind words and the suggestion! Putting it on the list ⚔
The pam pam parram part is TOO GOOD heard that way too many times
haha paaaam pam paraaaaam! thanks so much!
Pam param, pam pam param!
Amazing as always
Thanks again Matija! 😃
"Joel Haver at home."
1:48 Banana tiger in the background start to play
Sergeant Kretyn - such a nice detail
sergeant Kretyn xD. Kretyn means moron in Polish :D
I don't know how you managed to make all of this finally make sense but you did
I like that you added besagews. No one ever remembers besagews.
omg thank you I had no idea how they are called in English! The mystery is unraveled ⚔
Merchants of Novigrad is such a beautiful melody tho
Ahaha, so other people also jumped into water after stealing shit, then came back and did it again. Good thing guards have short term memory loss.
that memory loss is triggered immediately when you go in the water, its amazing :D
It's even more fun to get the guards to chase you into a den of nekkers or such, then let them deal with the nekkers while you slip away.
@@mpmcassey nice one. If you have some extra time to spend, you could do that by using the Aard sign to push them in instead of them chasing you :)))
THE LOOTING SOUND LMAO
Our greatest hero out poking onions.
it secretly enhances Quen I bet 🧅
"Meditate" in Passiflora lmao
2:28 I just use my Toxicity build and spin around until everything is dead
that's definitely more efficient!
@@LaserSky And wear Undivik's armor 'cause that makes you immortal
Couldn't be funnier to see Lambert as redanian soldier wearing vesemir hat 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not touching it". *pokes it*
Geralt be trolling 😁
Good lord, you've figured out how to clean up the animation even better than joel haver, looks great
That background art of Novigrad is beautiful
thanks Lei!
FINALLY someone explains the reason for the pam pam pa ram song! Was about time.
Winds howling
Man I love this game
You definitely earned a subscribe man this is so talented and funny
thank u so much Umar!
This is hilarious man 😂, love it
Thanks Martin!
You can tell how hard the actors are trying not to act.
that makes for an awesome act
,,sergeant Kretyn,, 💀
I see what you did there
points "EMOTIONAL DAAAMAGE"
Wow your style is so fun and smooth, I subbed that's for sure. Keep the good content coming 💕
Thanks for subbing! Will do! ⚔
This was hilarious! Well done sirs!
Please! Make more of those!!!!
Thanks! On it 😁
Geralt: I can kill big monsters
Guard: hold my beer
Isn't pam param thing originally from bloody baron men? And they are not redanian but former temerian soldier. But anyway good stuff, i want more
thanks Mongande! did not play the previous parts, but they are on my list so I learn some more lore ⚔
Pam Param is from the Witcher 2, King Henselts camp. It's a reference to that in W3.
It is so awkward I love it.
I love your videos man! Always so entertaining
Thank you King Red! New stuff coming out in the next few days ⚔️
@@LaserSky can't wait
Joel Haver style isn't easy to pull off with all the work involved, but you do great and these Witcher ones are hilarious.
thanks for saying that Zacorin!
This is gold :D the pam param
I love that this animation style blew up, so many youtubers are making such good videos with it.
same here Hawkmoon!
1:14 garelt woke up and chose violence
If im ever posted somewhere ima just say "Hey you....freak." to the first person who walks by me
definitely a good ice breaker :))
That's just perfect