Awkward Dating Show (pt. 4)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @kaosssssss
    @kaosssssss 4 года назад +5149

    Jane: * hits button *
    Carter: *i just got rejected n shit*

    • @GlamandCrime
      @GlamandCrime 4 года назад +130

      carter is the real mvp.

    • @jellybiome
      @jellybiome 4 года назад +37

      i spoiled this one for myself looking in the comments too early... might reject myself

    • @darknebula310
      @darknebula310 4 года назад +11

      I gotchu girl **pushes button on Jazzy Rene' Jones**

  • @kaigaku4ever
    @kaigaku4ever 4 года назад +13481

    Welcome back to “Bisexuals Being Mean to Each Other”

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 4 года назад +156

      BAHAHAHA

    • @douglasplant7593
      @douglasplant7593 4 года назад +268

      It's 12 at night and I just woke my family up laughing at this comment cause this is what I was thinking the whole video

    • @theelectricant98
      @theelectricant98 4 года назад +78

      lmao so thats why i love this show

    • @michellegiorgi106
      @michellegiorgi106 4 года назад +37

      Maxwell Monheit it all makes sense now

    • @judebower3
      @judebower3 4 года назад +164

      Sounds like ancient greece

  • @Ama-be
    @Ama-be 4 года назад +6331

    When u realize that Jane was leaning into the button, not the people.

    • @Prod.BM7
      @Prod.BM7 4 года назад +15

      1.2k likes with no comment?

    • @myez9096
      @myez9096 4 года назад +7

      @@Prod.BM7 well not anymore

    • @krystal8203
      @krystal8203 4 года назад +5

      comment.

    • @end3317
      @end3317 4 года назад +3

      exactly

    • @issacherry8598
      @issacherry8598 4 года назад

      ✊🏽✊🏾🙏

  • @emarv6189
    @emarv6189 3 года назад +8131

    They’re just vibing and the fuckin button says “Scott has ADD” like damn leave him alone 😭😭😭

    • @sapphireblossom1982
      @sapphireblossom1982 3 года назад +275

      It's so similar to Michael Scott from The Office when he blurts out that Toby is recently divorced. It's *trying* to make things awkward

    • @emracck
      @emracck 3 года назад +1

      @@sapphireblossom1982 what ADD?

    • @katekenny981
      @katekenny981 3 года назад +9

      @@emracck attention deficit disorder

    • @sweetestgirlonline
      @sweetestgirlonline 3 года назад +86

      no but like actually it wasn’t necessary?? lmao so what if he has add

    • @mja5543
      @mja5543 3 года назад +22

      @@sweetestgirlonline yeah I have add and I just get a lil spacey sometimes so idk why it’s a make or break thing ahaha

  • @najadamu2724
    @najadamu2724 4 года назад +17324

    Pour one out for Carter; her vibes were too chill for Jane to handle

    • @MongoLikeBeer
      @MongoLikeBeer 4 года назад +97

      Put it from 1.9-2K, where's my FUCKING 🏅?!?!

    • @spencer250
      @spencer250 4 года назад +52

      Dustin Lester here you go👑🏅

    • @nouser8619
      @nouser8619 4 года назад +371

      Bruh they were hitting it off and Jane just.. she did THAT n for WHAT

    • @sudekoc5523
      @sudekoc5523 4 года назад

      whats the song at the end pls tell me

    • @episnessatlife
      @episnessatlife 4 года назад +9

      @@sudekoc5523 stay safe by tmg

  • @echoxecho
    @echoxecho 4 года назад +13581

    jane is the human embodiment of “no❤️”

    • @marz3013
      @marz3013 4 года назад +263

      Holy shit

    • @Claud-fb5bg
      @Claud-fb5bg 4 года назад +415

      The most accurate description of her ever

    • @stoocy
      @stoocy 4 года назад +129

      how is that so perfect? i even heard it ?

    • @hhhh-yt1ig
      @hhhh-yt1ig 4 года назад +163

      or oh “awwwee” after you say something sincere

    • @sebastito1329
      @sebastito1329 4 года назад +102

      She radiates the friendzone

  • @stephtam535
    @stephtam535 4 года назад +9599

    Carter's personality was indeed frictionless

    • @fmsdabbed8090
      @fmsdabbed8090 4 года назад +79

      Top comment god

    • @marietouthm173
      @marietouthm173 4 года назад +29

      Stop i- 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @cupidsbowi
      @cupidsbowi 4 года назад +298

      man I went into da comments of the actual video and people hated Carter. no taste

    • @godabuse
      @godabuse 4 года назад +3

      thank you steph

    • @prodbyepaa
      @prodbyepaa 4 года назад +5

      yea it was quite monetizable

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 3 года назад +8111

    “Jane is the type of person to hide a zombie bite from the group”

    • @nialljackman2480
      @nialljackman2480 3 года назад +339

      I’ve never seen something so accurate yet so under appreciated

    • @angelaalfonso4815
      @angelaalfonso4815 3 года назад +488

      Not true, she would be the person who would care for the zombie bitten person then shoot the person to let them "die peacefully."

    • @blackhawkX02
      @blackhawkX02 3 года назад +162

      I think she's more like..the type that will seduce you, use you as a bait when zombies surround you both, and get the shit out of there while letting you die

    • @mialol1010
      @mialol1010 3 года назад +4

      ASDFGHHG I CANT-

    • @at-fg4dd
      @at-fg4dd 3 года назад

      aaaaaaaaa soo trueee

  • @timeisthis4378
    @timeisthis4378 4 года назад +4552

    Jessi was acting like my sim trying to level up their charisma

  • @joelward5181
    @joelward5181 4 года назад +2549

    "How old are you?"
    Jessi: "grbentewgoiwenfgi who's supposed to answer that? fnesghr"

    • @new_user99
      @new_user99 4 года назад +29

      I felt so bad for her because i am exatly the same as her when i get nervous )-:

    • @Shepfax
      @Shepfax 4 года назад +23

      I can tell you're straight cause you can't keysmash

    • @oblivion3167
      @oblivion3167 4 года назад +6

      @@Shepfax LMAOOO

    • @xkeons
      @xkeons 4 года назад

      noctis bro you gotta use the middle line only maybe a bit of the bottom one 😼

    • @Shepfax
      @Shepfax 4 года назад +1

      @@meep4673 you can't use the top tow in keys mashing dude it just looks bad. here is good keysmashing: ASHDJCJHGHKNCMSJF
      here is bad keysmashing:
      LQOWORUUWKKFJATYEI

  • @danyrinolds8148
    @danyrinolds8148 4 года назад +10095

    I want Jessi and Carter to meet. Jessi would be like “ajieuhieiikwbhge your a person whaudhwisih” and carter would be like “Ight I feel that vibe, you want a pastry?”

    • @jamesfranco4480
      @jamesfranco4480 4 года назад +510

      omg they would be great together

    • @thatguywiththehat2822
      @thatguywiththehat2822 4 года назад +176

      Your comment made me laugh a lot

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 4 года назад +832

      Carter: “What do you do for a living dude?” Jessi: “I ksskkskskd and akkdksjsj ya know sjsjsjsksk” Carter: “Yeah I catch your vibe. I paint shit”

    • @jonaha6101
      @jonaha6101 4 года назад +55

      Shit u right

    • @Joesmho23
      @Joesmho23 4 года назад +210

      Carter is exactly like my roommate. She’ll hear gibberish and just respond with “I’m hip” then offer me pizza

  • @hazenstowell8905
    @hazenstowell8905 3 года назад +10435

    Jane actually has a good strategy, by leaning in she’s not only physically closer to the button, she allows them to open up to her and let their guard down

    • @Blueeyesinthesky
      @Blueeyesinthesky 3 года назад +612

      Bruh she’s using hella skill

    • @yeehaw2982
      @yeehaw2982 3 года назад +406

      it may be a good strategy for the show but holy shit she seems like such a manipulative person

    • @jeffphil853
      @jeffphil853 3 года назад +31

      @@yeehaw2982 really doe

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 3 года назад +11

      @@yeehaw2982 definitely

    • @limlamlemlemons9093
      @limlamlemlemons9093 3 года назад +89

      She studied the ways of the button, in order to win...

  • @kath8710
    @kath8710 4 года назад +5198

    two people: really connecting, having a great time, seem super comfortable with each other
    the button: TIFFANY HAS A PISS KINK

  • @droozyjerm3321
    @droozyjerm3321 4 года назад +12212

    Scott: *pours his heart out about his ADD and worries*
    Jane: sounds like a Mr. Struggle NOPE

    • @Will-zi6fn
      @Will-zi6fn 4 года назад +87

      Ava V Jane: that sounds like a u problem

    • @nicholasmgordon
      @nicholasmgordon 4 года назад +30

      lmaoo kristen who? bethany who?

    • @sudekoc5523
      @sudekoc5523 4 года назад +2

      whats the song at the end

    • @icedawggg
      @icedawggg 4 года назад +47

      You gotta stay far away from the mr. Struggle's. They're bad news

    • @skytrembles6792
      @skytrembles6792 4 года назад +16

      Heather Goyette more like girl denied

  • @parrotparfait9898
    @parrotparfait9898 4 года назад +4080

    When was your last serious relationship:
    "7-8 months"
    "Wow that was a long time ago."
    "What about you?"
    "2013"

  • @peacemaster8117
    @peacemaster8117 3 года назад +9352

    Ah, my favourite RUclips series, "Bisexuals with ADHD breaking each other's hearts."

  • @liamk3283
    @liamk3283 4 года назад +2867

    scott: has ADD
    Jane: Ohhhhh i see we have a mr struggle on our hands....

  • @ihavenoidea906
    @ihavenoidea906 4 года назад +3642

    i think i died a little when Carter got rejected... shit was *brutal*

    • @aiyamnot_here
      @aiyamnot_here 4 года назад +47

      y do u kinda sound like carter

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 4 года назад +59

      Because you read it in carter's voice.

    • @Ella-bz1kz
      @Ella-bz1kz 4 года назад +8

      Trash Trash Probably because of the way they worded the comment

    • @brittbc4215
      @brittbc4215 4 года назад +57

      She actually seems chill as fuck I want to be friends with her

    • @ihavenoidea906
      @ihavenoidea906 4 года назад +1

      krisppi omgg true😂😂 honestly didn’t even realize that hahaa

  • @Pewdiepiebearmyson
    @Pewdiepiebearmyson 4 года назад +5353

    Jane is like the kid in school who claims they’re your best friend, and then snitches on you to the teacher the next day

  • @wesleyyip7132
    @wesleyyip7132 4 года назад +12379

    imagine if jane went on a second date with the last girl, then a third date, then a fourth and then they get into a serious relationship. they meet each others' parents, move in together, and decide to get married. they spend a ton of money and plan the most amazing wedding. the day finally comes. they exchange vows and put rings on each others' fingers, everyone's tearing up at such a beautiful sight. the officiant says "you may kiss the bride", and just when they lean in for the kiss, jane pulls a button out of fucking nowhere and smashes it with the force of a thousand suns.

  • @stopnow1921
    @stopnow1921 4 года назад +12489

    having social anxiety is thinking everyone in the world is a Jane

  • @user-ss6on5ph7w
    @user-ss6on5ph7w 4 года назад +6660

    Jane is the human embodiment of - чєs 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝙣𝙤

  • @bogdan244
    @bogdan244 3 года назад +723

    Jane would be absolutely insane in Hunger Games. Just straight up dropping a 20 bomb by backstabbing everyone she gets close with

  • @marisolespinoza9391
    @marisolespinoza9391 4 года назад +2506

    Jane is like the definition of a siren. Lures the person in and then KILLS THEM (with embarrassment)

    • @bascanskaploca13
      @bascanskaploca13 4 года назад +2

      Uhh.. you mean siren head?

    • @ronibear39
      @ronibear39 4 года назад +38

      Joy grenade, uhh... not even close to the same. A siren is sort of like a mermaid, they supposedly have an irresistible voice that they used to lure sailors to their deaths in old tales

    • @bascanskaploca13
      @bascanskaploca13 4 года назад +40

      @@ronibear39 OOOH you mean that siren. I thought u meant like a siren yknow wee woo

    • @lilap.9505
      @lilap.9505 4 года назад +29

      @@bascanskaploca13 LMAO wee woo wee woo

    • @jobbynobby2589
      @jobbynobby2589 4 года назад +17

      Joy grenade ah yes the wee woo

  • @lilly4585
    @lilly4585 4 года назад +8679

    Jane would be such a good therapist. Girl is too good at pretending to understand ppl

    • @gwynethsayyed1785
      @gwynethsayyed1785 4 года назад +55

      LMAOOOO YES

    • @jrmf7525
      @jrmf7525 4 года назад +24

      I would say, psychic

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 года назад +228

      @Wyatt Mire She's "the worst person ever" because she's nice to people even if she doesn't want to date them? Ok incel.

    • @Lynn4
      @Lynn4 4 года назад +108

      @@amityislandchum she was pretentious and tricked people into thinking that she was interested. That's far from being nice but whatever

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 года назад +13

      Jane has to be the most cold hearted person on the show , literally rejected someone just because she didn’t want to open up EVIL 😂 ruclips.net/video/XMdBBBjN9DA/видео.html

  • @akseli7029
    @akseli7029 4 года назад +2981

    Judge: Where were you at 8 to 10 pm on saturday when the double homicide took place?
    Jessi: sdkfjshahah who's supposed to answer that sdkjfsdkr?

    • @shellyb2042
      @shellyb2042 4 года назад +44

      She was at chop suey lol

    • @johnnyfeaver7756
      @johnnyfeaver7756 4 года назад

      IoI

    • @lekhraj9080
      @lekhraj9080 4 года назад +14

      That's what happens when you watch too much Lele pons video

  • @maia8499
    @maia8499 3 года назад +488

    i'm terrified of jane because if she talked to me for 30 seconds i would probably fall in love and get my heart broken immediately

  • @mxctomcy6925
    @mxctomcy6925 4 года назад +2676

    "do you get free bread sticks?"
    "Ah no we don't"
    The button- *turns red* ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒˢᵉʳ

  • @MsRabblerouser
    @MsRabblerouser 4 года назад +1763

    "How old are you?"
    Jessi: That's personal information

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 года назад +3091

    Person: "Hi, how old are you"
    Jessi: *_speaks enchantment tables_*

  • @aleli5578
    @aleli5578 3 года назад +904

    Carter: *gets rejected*
    Carter: your loss I could have painted you pictures and shit

    • @gameplayezssoiinnychgier300
      @gameplayezssoiinnychgier300 3 года назад +6

      Yep

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 года назад +5

      If a guy said this it would be the wackest shit ever

    • @RAE_1023
      @RAE_1023 Год назад +17

      @@adhchopper I don’t know man, it’s really just all about carters vibe and shit. she makes it work

  • @noahlebowitz7457
    @noahlebowitz7457 4 года назад +2691

    When Jane was holding hands with the other lady she should have hit the button with her forehead

    • @jessswag949
      @jessswag949 4 года назад +34

      all through that bit I was fully expecting Jane to hit the button while they were still holding hands 🤭

    • @CeeT_
      @CeeT_ 4 года назад +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing😂😂

    • @kingamasowska484
      @kingamasowska484 4 года назад +2

      I've laughed out loud. I never do it lol

    • @rorymilsom1491
      @rorymilsom1491 4 года назад

      just headbut that shit

    • @Panos-pq6oe
      @Panos-pq6oe 4 года назад

      Foreskin*

  • @callie2548
    @callie2548 4 года назад +8481

    Plot twist: this isn’t the season finale they’re just waiting to film a series where Cody is the voice of the button

    • @EHc0325
      @EHc0325 4 года назад +194

      I’m actually praying that this happens. That would be incredible

    • @shelbygievaan9037
      @shelbygievaan9037 4 года назад +6

      omg yes

    • @jmcman6104
      @jmcman6104 4 года назад +47

      I’d pay for that shit

    • @kams7571
      @kams7571 4 года назад +13

      I don't think ive wanted anything more.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 года назад +3

      I screamed 😻

  • @arshia5916
    @arshia5916 4 года назад +4085

    Imagine if someone actually pressed the button as aggressively as cody does

  • @papabeetlejuice4120
    @papabeetlejuice4120 3 года назад +814

    Jade is like a guidance counselor that’s just there for the paycheck

  • @athinacrilley
    @athinacrilley 4 года назад +2970

    that first girl sounds like she can't decide what to say ever, so just mumbles and hopes for the best

    • @NM-cu5uk
      @NM-cu5uk 4 года назад +133

      You described me

    • @lucumi3928
      @lucumi3928 4 года назад +43

      It’s the perc 30

    • @DannyBridie
      @DannyBridie 4 года назад +10

      boyyo4 sho looool that sounds great right about now my guy

    • @marisawoods936
      @marisawoods936 4 года назад +34

      shes defiantly over 9000 nic lol

    • @crispy9542
      @crispy9542 4 года назад +8

      speedrunning strat
      edit: nmnnnnmmmnnmnnmmnmnmnmmmnmnnmnmmmnmnnmmnnmnnmmnnnnnnmnmnmmmmmnmmnnmmmmmnnmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • @mariamlara803
    @mariamlara803 4 года назад +5284

    Cody : "it's killing me to see Carter get rejected"
    Also Cody : *replays it 5 times*

    • @negan3873
      @negan3873 4 года назад +55

      suicide by empathy

  • @TakkieSenpai
    @TakkieSenpai 4 года назад +2454

    Jane: *Brutally murders 23 children in the middle of the day* OMG IM SORRY IM SOOOORRRYYY

    • @robynd4546
      @robynd4546 4 года назад +67

      omg i'm sUcH a bItCh

    • @boxu-4118
      @boxu-4118 4 года назад +33

      Buti’msohotthati’llgetawaywitheverythingbysayingIMSORRYYYYYYYOMGGG

    • @tomazing5707
      @tomazing5707 4 года назад +10

      iM a saGitTaRiOUs

    • @samanthapowers7240
      @samanthapowers7240 4 года назад +1

      Tomazing LOL

  • @unHolyEvelyn
    @unHolyEvelyn 3 года назад +769

    I fully expected Jane to smash the button while holding hands with the last girl

  • @juhbell
    @juhbell 4 года назад +2285

    Jane’s the kind of person to bring her own button on the date and press it and leave

    • @oliviamonet960
      @oliviamonet960 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 года назад +25

      lowkey upset she ended up making it to the end ngl

    • @Joseph3391399
      @Joseph3391399 4 года назад +5

      It's like Tinder, she didn't find them attractive

    • @samahissimplistic
      @samahissimplistic 4 года назад

      @@APerson-dz6bq Hella high key upset lol

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 года назад +13290

    *Alternate title:* “Passive Aggressive Bisexual Show”

  • @jellyjam9331
    @jellyjam9331 4 года назад +3653

    Jane's like a weird evil siren, or a friend who says stuff like :
    "I’m sorry babe, your outfit is kinda ugly, OMG IM SORRY”

    • @jev8665
      @jev8665 4 года назад +41

      Shes the type pf lady who would mug you and say sorry then stab him in the gut

    • @bonerflex360
      @bonerflex360 4 года назад +3

      ayden king not sure about that lol

    • @boxu-4118
      @boxu-4118 4 года назад

      EXACTLY OMFG

    • @gabriellemclaren4248
      @gabriellemclaren4248 4 года назад

      I WAS THINKING THIS

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 года назад +3

      When did she ever say anything mean to anyone? She was genuinely nice and made good conversation with everyone. But she's "evil" because she's nice to people she doesn't want to date? You all have serious misogyny issues.

  • @conormeehan.
    @conormeehan. 3 года назад +402

    Jane is like a Greek mythology character and I won’t elaborate on that

  • @jianacollins955
    @jianacollins955 4 года назад +4203

    Jessi: 7 months is a long time
    also Jessi: hasn't been in a serious relationship for 7 years
    edit: thanks for all the likes the most I've ever gotten before is like 10 lol

    • @randirogers6103
      @randirogers6103 4 года назад +92

      Okay I was thinking the same thing

    • @spooky-soap
      @spooky-soap 4 года назад +39

      I know right that was hilarious

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 года назад +94

      whats his face (i forgot his name) asking a normal and important question: "How old are you?"
      Jessi: *I'm TwEl-ughhhgh?hhGsfCDSvgrdtbvweJ??!/354543*

    • @NKC228
      @NKC228 4 года назад +1

      @@emas5511 kaiden or smth

    • @dn-li7ww
      @dn-li7ww 4 года назад +15

      i dont think she knew where she was

  • @damianmroczny
    @damianmroczny 4 года назад +4798

    jane is that kid whos “the good kid” around teachers but bullies you at recess

    • @luvbeefy
      @luvbeefy 4 года назад +82

      charismatic people got it easy

    • @ring8wurms940
      @ring8wurms940 4 года назад +2

      Hi I like your hair:3

    • @fanyr4319
      @fanyr4319 4 года назад +4

      not real i haven’t even gotten to Jane and i feel like i already know what to expect by this comment

  • @Ratgummie
    @Ratgummie 4 года назад +1160

    Jane goes through everyone and actually falls in love with the button, just two emotionless beings, wow beautiful.

  • @uncommonsense7830
    @uncommonsense7830 3 года назад +947

    I would've dated Carter NGL. She's really nice and down-to-earth about everything. I like that kind of personality.

    • @scribliez
      @scribliez 3 года назад +59

      Sameee I’d be her girlfriend or her best friend idc which she just seems so chill

    • @uncommonsense7830
      @uncommonsense7830 3 года назад +9

      @@scribliez IKR

    • @grace.stewartt4224
      @grace.stewartt4224 3 года назад +30

      same! carter really seemed comfortable with herself and just kindhearted

    • @bantafanta7301
      @bantafanta7301 2 года назад +6

      I think she’s very cool but I couldn’t be attracted to her

  • @Emily-xs9wq
    @Emily-xs9wq 4 года назад +732

    “7 or 8 months ago” Jessie: wow that’s a long time Also Jessie: 2013

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 4 года назад +18

      I'm not surprised with the way she acts lmao

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 4 года назад +3489

    Name: Jane
    Tactical Ability: Hook and kill
    Ultimate: Fake sorry
    Strength: Making people feel like they fit in
    Weakness: The opponent pressing the button

    • @hlormozom3135
      @hlormozom3135 4 года назад +11

      She actually has Immunity on that 1

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 года назад +4

      Imagine if Jane met another Jane that kept trying to do the same thing she was doing with her but the button keeps going out 😂😂 ruclips.net/video/XMdBBBjN9DA/видео.html

    • @TheRealPhilMode
      @TheRealPhilMode 4 года назад +3

      Jane, The Heart of Ice

    • @junerdz
      @junerdz 4 года назад +2

      The Ultimate Stand

  • @martinasantamaria3771
    @martinasantamaria3771 4 года назад +1703

    Imagine Jane holding hands with the last girl and when the button turns red she just headbutts it

    • @evediby2183
      @evediby2183 4 года назад +59

      That's what I thought was happening 😂😂

    • @ghanemghanem8955
      @ghanemghanem8955 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha u funny

    • @LofiWurld
      @LofiWurld 4 года назад +18

      Was actually expecting that lol, surprised she refrained

    • @Lastally01
      @Lastally01 4 года назад +25

      I think she was just holding hands with the blonde just to keep her from pushing the button😂😂🤣.like she had a gorilla grip and straight aggressive eye contact.

    • @Airplane299
      @Airplane299 4 года назад +12

      @@Lastally01 Fr tho... I was legitimately scared of her by the end and that scene was the most uncomfortable thing to watch knowing she could attack at any moment LOL

  • @CierraB04
    @CierraB04 3 года назад +398

    Jane was bored by the time the last girl came. She just threw in the towel. Scary how convincing she can be.

  • @lowwfeh
    @lowwfeh 4 года назад +1133

    Jade four years from now, kneels down on one knee, reaches to her pocket:
    "You have made the happiest woman alive, I love you more than anything" *takes out a button and presses it*

  • @oliviachesla9508
    @oliviachesla9508 4 года назад +2801

    Jane’s personality is the spitting image of tiktok fairy comments

    • @puterialwani8647
      @puterialwani8647 4 года назад +519

      She was like “thanks for sharing ✨🧚🏼‍♀️🥰 please don’t ever share again though 🙈💫🌈”

    • @maximizeren1231
      @maximizeren1231 4 года назад +7

      Oh my god

    • @kadence_1010
      @kadence_1010 4 года назад +261

      she went "girl this is so moving 💐💫🧚🏼‍♀️🌺maybe try moving in front of a bus next time 🥰🧚🏻‍♀️✨🌈"

    • @YanaBanana-pt8nu
      @YanaBanana-pt8nu 4 года назад +15

      This is so accurate omg

    • @dannymo4390
      @dannymo4390 4 года назад +2

      Tt fairy?

  • @hi-pb8bq
    @hi-pb8bq 4 года назад +5959

    jane rejecting people after seeming so into them just solidified my trust issues

    • @nathanstewartjacome7017
      @nathanstewartjacome7017 4 года назад +38

      On god 😂

    • @ruskisall
      @ruskisall 4 года назад +149

      She fake thats why she gives compliments to people

    • @pikkallo6013
      @pikkallo6013 4 года назад +6

      I knoww

    • @thisguy5493
      @thisguy5493 4 года назад +128

      Yeah, and then afterwards she screams :Im sorry, Im sorry. Such a fake person.

    • @freyagrant4630
      @freyagrant4630 4 года назад +48

      How she gave the double tap while rejecting Scott. Cold.

  • @VMYeahVN
    @VMYeahVN 3 года назад +565

    Jane did Carter sooooo dirty. This is all cringey fun and games but that one legitimately hurt to see lol.

  • @Mika-tp8jj
    @Mika-tp8jj 4 года назад +3083

    People, y'all need to realize that Jessi was speaking in full on Sims English

  • @rusael333
    @rusael333 4 года назад +895

    "hey, you catfished me bro" is how I'll respond next time I'm getting dumped

    • @Sbtii05
      @Sbtii05 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahhhahahahahahahhaah

    • @flashallen5272
      @flashallen5272 4 года назад +9

      My husband divorcing me after 4 years me “hey you catfished me bro”

    • @scorpleeon
      @scorpleeon 4 года назад

      That is now officially a classic rejoinder to romantic pain lol

  • @annethrax20
    @annethrax20 4 года назад +936

    The date: awkward and quiet
    The button: tell graydon about your father's death

    • @myajanette
      @myajanette 4 года назад +43

      “Yeah so he died last year and it left took an huge toll on me-“
      **hits the button**

    • @dclarkmusic
      @dclarkmusic 4 года назад +6

      Graydon 😂

    • @idylla9843
      @idylla9843 4 года назад +1

      Well, that would be mister struggle...

    • @younghustlejames3730
      @younghustlejames3730 4 года назад

      Lmaooooooo

    • @annethrax20
      @annethrax20 4 года назад +1

      @@dclarkmusic I'm from Seattle, everyone has that type of name

  • @bluemai8776
    @bluemai8776 3 года назад +136

    I can't get over how nervous Jane makes everyone, like, she's so intimidatingly enchanting

  • @Haloayla.
    @Haloayla. 4 года назад +2350

    Carter was the best person in this entire show no cap

  • @MS-sw6kx
    @MS-sw6kx 4 года назад +3840

    jane: *slams the button while maintaining a cold hard stare like some sort of evil cannibal*
    also jane: “ AHHHHH IM SORRY IM SORRRRRYYYYYYYY”

  • @kortneykempf562
    @kortneykempf562 4 года назад +1823

    jane definitely tried to "accidently" hit the button with her elbow

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 года назад +2

      That was probably the smoothed button press ever 😂 ruclips.net/video/XMdBBBjN9DA/видео.html

  • @burnthecoat
    @burnthecoat 3 года назад +228

    Cody: "A little piece of me dies every time I replay this."
    Cody: "Let's go one more."

  • @tateeames1227
    @tateeames1227 4 года назад +1628

    Lyrics:
    “How old are you
    I’m twele mmmmhm mmmm shmhmm why don’t you guess”

  • @R0MANTiCxSUNDAY
    @R0MANTiCxSUNDAY 4 года назад +5635

    Jane is that girl who tells you it’s “it’s normal” & then the next day tells the whole school

  • @maxwelldubois5841
    @maxwelldubois5841 4 года назад +2014

    When they were holding hands Jane should've just smashed her head on the button

    • @pam7701
      @pam7701 4 года назад +23

      💀💀💀

    • @pizzamozarella6346
      @pizzamozarella6346 4 года назад +28

      My exact thought lmao

    • @merricklefebure9904
      @merricklefebure9904 4 года назад +12

      That’s exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +8

      it would've been surprisingly more humane.

    • @Emmaraine
      @Emmaraine 4 года назад +2

      Maxwell DuBois this is what I was waiting for too! 😂 I wanted her to smash it with her chin.

  • @feedmeastraycat8247
    @feedmeastraycat8247 2 года назад +25

    Jane proves that pretending to be interested in what people say and looking interested + being pretty is all you need. Works everytime. She understands people are shallow like that.

    • @tiahnarodriguez3809
      @tiahnarodriguez3809 Год назад +1

      Yeah, I can’t hate her for playing the game, but man are people shallow and stupid. It was obvious she wasn’t genuine, yet the fell for it 💀.

    • @cellyzs
      @cellyzs Год назад +4

      OR MAYBE
      she was keeping an open mind besides the people who press the button right away.
      Listens and finally decides after a lil bit that her and that person aren't a good match.

  • @nate-ii2go
    @nate-ii2go 4 года назад +696

    so we can agree jane doesn’t like mr struggle

    • @elai8901
      @elai8901 4 года назад +5

      One argument and she's out yo

  • @goldenhawk9869
    @goldenhawk9869 4 года назад +2277

    Jane is the girl I’d fall in love with easily but is actually really toxic and breaks up with me and leave me with more trauma then I already have

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 4 года назад +70

      Careful, there are Janes' out there everywhere

    • @Adele5554
      @Adele5554 4 года назад +17

      I wouldn't fall in love with her lol.

    • @fran-yt4ok
      @fran-yt4ok 4 года назад +13

      @@Adele5554 wow, sick.

    • @beatleobsessed99
      @beatleobsessed99 4 года назад +12

      @@Adele5554 wow, sick

    • @fincakke
      @fincakke 4 года назад +14

      Adele wow, sick

  • @whaaaatintheworld
    @whaaaatintheworld 4 года назад +3102

    Carter has the most unbelievable drip i can't handle it

    • @sal355
      @sal355 4 года назад +43

      Carter fat af

    • @marinarasauce5701
      @marinarasauce5701 4 года назад +237

      @@sal355 yikes, that was just straight up rude

    • @zixx977
      @zixx977 4 года назад +7

      @@sal355 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 4 года назад +11

      Drip?

    • @bhuwin6186
      @bhuwin6186 4 года назад +18

      ScoopMeisterGeneral some new unnecessary lingo that us boomers dont know.

  • @bf7592
    @bf7592 3 года назад +123

    "Do you get free breadsticks?" "No" "I think we both know we're done here"

  • @stevenscott5021
    @stevenscott5021 4 года назад +2567

    Cody gotta sample The Button’s “la la la la” on his next song

  • @tabithagilmour1308
    @tabithagilmour1308 4 года назад +609

    jane is literally “💟no💟”

  • @gin_621
    @gin_621 4 года назад +669

    "so how old are you?"
    Jessie: summons a demon

    • @ste8510
      @ste8510 4 года назад

      OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

  • @gangreen7880
    @gangreen7880 2 года назад +36

    Jane holding hands with that chick is like watching a snake about to strike.

  • @ibimsjustme1693
    @ibimsjustme1693 4 года назад +2699

    Someone: asks a question
    Jessie: *has a seizure*

    • @txmwxl
      @txmwxl 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @txmwxl
      @txmwxl 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @txmwxl
      @txmwxl 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @txmwxl
      @txmwxl 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @txmwxl
      @txmwxl 4 года назад +3

      lol

  • @quadgaming6790
    @quadgaming6790 4 года назад +709

    Jane: "tHiS iS hArD"
    Jane on the inside: wow this feels so good. my soul is finally alive again .so much happiness in giving people agony aghhhh

    • @Vini-xf8zq
      @Vini-xf8zq 4 года назад +3

      Arrrghhhhhhh the carter in me dieeeeeeeddddddd....

    • @bayleaf_heretv5393
      @bayleaf_heretv5393 4 года назад +1

      Omgg facts

    • @jessswag949
      @jessswag949 4 года назад +1

      pAHAHHAHA WHY US THIS SO FUNNY

  • @joanna3678
    @joanna3678 4 года назад +2646

    Jessi talking about how 7 months is a long time when her last relationship be 7 years ago

  • @kermanda7807
    @kermanda7807 3 года назад +104

    Other people have gotten rejected off the bat for bait and switch before, but Jane got through everyone because she's too pretty to reject. If you feel like someone that pretty is into you, of course you're gonna try

  • @catluvr8781
    @catluvr8781 4 года назад +14028

    jane has the same energy as a guidance counselor when you open up to them

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 года назад +531

      That is literally the perfect fucking way to describe it

    • @marissahuang1678
      @marissahuang1678 4 года назад +139

      ACCURATE OMFG

    • @thelildreamers5992
      @thelildreamers5992 4 года назад +394

      Instead of hitting button she tells your mom🤣

    • @Iovechai
      @Iovechai 4 года назад +304

      Oh yeah? Your depression is getting worse? WELL WA BOOM HOW ABOUT THAT

    • @peaches1565
      @peaches1565 4 года назад +37

      That’s so accurate

  • @shartsicle
    @shartsicle 4 года назад +3867

    jane is one of those people who calls you ugly and expects you to laugh with her

    • @Noah-vk6kg
      @Noah-vk6kg 4 года назад +11

      Nice😂

    • @starryari2419
      @starryari2419 4 года назад +94

      KStar I think it’s the way she rejects people was a bit insensitive. She would make it seem like she’s interested and genuinely wants to get to know you and in the middle of talking about yourself she hits the button. No one wants to get led on and she did that for the first 3 people she talked to

    • @harujukudoll548
      @harujukudoll548 4 года назад +33

      @@starryari2419
      But that's the show. She might've been interested in what they were saying but not interested in persuing a relationship. Just because she wasnt physically revolted with every person doesnt mean she was insensitive.

    • @parkerbragg7093
      @parkerbragg7093 4 года назад +7

      SourTea but the way she did it was a bit rude
      She did it mid sentence half the time

    • @fiona8320
      @fiona8320 4 года назад +7

      SourTea that really isn’t the show.. not everyone would lead people on like how she did it. if you didn’t like the person don’t get into deep discussions with them like that. she led them on insensitively...

  • @bdoggbaggins
    @bdoggbaggins 4 года назад +455

    The Jane rejection on Carter was so painful it made me turn the volume down on my phone.

  • @philipschrute8487
    @philipschrute8487 3 года назад +126

    Jane is brutal😭 carter is has the most charm compared to the others

  • @joshmitterling4701
    @joshmitterling4701 4 года назад +1498

    *new person sits down*
    Button: Jane has chlamydia

    • @crifri3603
      @crifri3603 4 года назад +75

      Button: Jane murdered a man in '06

    • @pixiedrew69
      @pixiedrew69 4 года назад +20

      I read this in the voice Cody does for the button ahahaha

    • @LadyQAB
      @LadyQAB 4 года назад

      @@pixiedrew69 haha same

    • @immatureanna
      @immatureanna 4 года назад

      I'm deaddddd

  • @johnhernandez5938
    @johnhernandez5938 4 года назад +2523

    I don’t wanna hear “I prefer personality over looks” ever again

  • @cynthiacels8051
    @cynthiacels8051 4 года назад +396

    Please get Carter in for some kind of interview the chill vibes are absolutely too good to pass up. What a god.

    • @shellyb2042
      @shellyb2042 4 года назад +11

      Jessi needs to chill with her

  • @alingoodtime
    @alingoodtime 3 года назад +188

    WHY WOULD THE BUTTON OUT SCOTT LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS LIKE "yeah so --"
    "scott has a neurological disorder."

  • @luazul_
    @luazul_ 4 года назад +1700

    " how old are you? "
    Jessi: * starts speaking simlish *

  • @user-lg8if1wj9z
    @user-lg8if1wj9z 4 года назад +1079

    i'm glad we all bonded over getting mad at Jane

    • @themodernviriato9383
      @themodernviriato9383 4 года назад +6

      Its unavoidable. Haha

    • @lauriergagnon1643
      @lauriergagnon1643 4 года назад +11

      Idk if its good that she always wait until the second red button, she looks always interested like false hope

  • @nahnotreally416
    @nahnotreally416 4 года назад +3714

    Carter had more personality than the entire population of LA

    • @H1nted
      @H1nted 4 года назад +96

      Carter is queen i'd ask her for a date anytime

    • @imanirose8619
      @imanirose8619 4 года назад +9

      Does anyone know her instagram?😔

    • @Mike-et9no
      @Mike-et9no 4 года назад +24

      imani rose @ carterbrantley i think

    • @wouldyoulikeaspritecranber3563
      @wouldyoulikeaspritecranber3563 4 года назад +9

      @@Mike-et9no a national hero you are

  • @lisaclare2248
    @lisaclare2248 3 года назад +41

    "You catfished me bro" they're so fucking funny please i need more

  • @tast-py9dg
    @tast-py9dg 4 года назад +1838

    Cody’s still hoping he’ll “grow into” his T-shirt

    • @BaileyHeredge
      @BaileyHeredge 4 года назад +7

      thats a fire shirt bro.
      £113
      big flex

    • @karinalonvera4479
      @karinalonvera4479 4 года назад +6

      he’s just literally that skinny

    • @elai8901
      @elai8901 4 года назад +3

      R u t h l e s s

    • @eddie4410
      @eddie4410 4 года назад

      @@abominableman whats the style called?

    • @aaronburke1697
      @aaronburke1697 4 года назад +1

      @@eddie4410 oversized

  • @strawberryfielz4209
    @strawberryfielz4209 4 года назад +1445

    the button: “michael has twelve charges of arson and is currently banned from canada and new zeland... he also has adhd”

    • @oz121
      @oz121 4 года назад +41

      He is as well wanted by the countries of France, Germany, and Austria governments for various war crimes

    • @owenklepser4941
      @owenklepser4941 4 года назад +24

      I read all that in Cody’s button voice

    • @solastacey127
      @solastacey127 4 года назад +28

      “oh no way me too!”

    • @makatiea
      @makatiea 4 года назад +15

      Michael also runs an online store that sell real dildos from his murder victims

    • @hejdhwbsvdeh
      @hejdhwbsvdeh 4 года назад +1

      Sola Stacey “high five!!”

  • @skywrecker
    @skywrecker 4 года назад +1425

    Kelsey: so your like a youtuber right?
    button: cody conducted a frictionless interview a few years ago

  • @ava-tf1ni
    @ava-tf1ni 3 года назад +74

    I’ve watched this video a million times, and yet Jane pressing the button TWICE , while Scott was opening up to her about his ADD, still makes me gasp out loud

  • @tannerhummel2339
    @tannerhummel2339 4 года назад +1091

    kaden: “yeah so it’s been about 7 or 8 months since i’ve been in a relationship”
    jessi: “wow that’s a long time”
    also jessi: tells kaden she hasn’t been in serious relationship since the dawn of time

    • @wowie2162
      @wowie2162 4 года назад +43

      Ah 2013, the dawn of time

    • @Arndulf
      @Arndulf 4 года назад +2

      @@wowie2162 if we're talking about memes, it basically is the dawn of time

    • @scaramouche768
      @scaramouche768 4 года назад +1

      i dont have enough memory to remember who kaden and jessi was even though i watched the video 10 seconds ago

  • @observantalien
    @observantalien 4 года назад +1127

    cody looks like that one guy in 8th grade that claims he can chug a whole red bull while shooting a 3 pointer

    • @alvinespinal8873
      @alvinespinal8873 4 года назад +20

      I’ve never heard of this stereotype, but oddly enough it applies

    • @edgesidontknowher4997
      @edgesidontknowher4997 4 года назад +10

      I hate how you described this in a single sentence but I wondered all my life what to call these people.

    • @alysse1545
      @alysse1545 4 года назад +5

      That was oddly specific. But I agree.

    • @Prissyde
      @Prissyde 4 года назад +3

      Yes and he can do it frictionlessly.

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 4 года назад +2305

    Where did they find all of these aggressive, ruthless bisexuals? You'd think they put out the casting call in Ancient Greece. It's LA, who am I kidding

    • @jcherryo
      @jcherryo 4 года назад +122

      I think cut does there stuff in Seattle. They in a bubble up there. Most people there are really like this tbh lmao.

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 года назад +30

      Alot of people up here in seattle are pretty ruthless 😂 it's a funky city.

    • @BeyondBrii
      @BeyondBrii 4 года назад +8

      jcherry - you’re right, Cody mentioned Seattle and also address for chop suey in the video was for Seattle too

    • @breeb2638
      @breeb2638 4 года назад +9

      Right? It's like a fight to the emotional death

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 4 года назад

      Over correcting

  • @hannahdigiovanni9785
    @hannahdigiovanni9785 Год назад +28

    sorry but i’ll never be over the first date when the button asks about when the last serious relationship they were in was and caden goes “7-8 months ago” and jessie goes “oh wow that’s a long time ago” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SAY LIKE 8 YEARS AGO. i will never be able to understand why she reacted like that like seriously

  • @olivia-sv3wq
    @olivia-sv3wq 3 года назад +4222

    the two types of players on this show: awkward quirky bisexuals and stone-cold straights who look like they're from instagram

    • @esdadasheva4122
      @esdadasheva4122 3 года назад +413

      and then there’s Jane

    • @multivitamin6060
      @multivitamin6060 3 года назад +625

      @@esdadasheva4122 and Jane is somehow both at the same time

    • @holymari-v7h
      @holymari-v7h 2 года назад +7

      @@multivitamin6060 i was going to say this 😭

    • @zekrom6537
      @zekrom6537 Год назад +2

      Jane also looks like she applied a fake filter on her face but irl by using 100 layers of extreme makeup, just look when they show her up close