Billy Mays Grater Plater Dub

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  • Опубликовано: 6 мар 2010
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  • @deadnt3262
    @deadnt3262 9 лет назад +587

    _"So stop fucking around"_ _"WHOO"_

  • @JanGamex
    @JanGamex 7 лет назад +1030

    You see graters are pretty fucking cool but you know what else is cool? Plates. Put em' together, WHAT-THE-FUCK!

  • @jarekjellison817
    @jarekjellison817 8 лет назад +400

    RIP Billy Mays. Check this shit out.

  • @ILiekFishiez
    @ILiekFishiez 8 лет назад +2558

    "We can grate babies!" WHY WAS THAT sceNE even IN THE COMMERCIAL

    • @Chickaqee
      @Chickaqee 8 лет назад +518

      +Pudgy Reborn to show it was safe for kids and balloons

    • @themotherofharlots4605
      @themotherofharlots4605 7 лет назад +127

      Revivify "and balloons"

    • @melanieOh
      @melanieOh 6 лет назад +71

      nancy castro it's a pretty common Japanese grating tool, tbh. Something similar gets used for wasabi all the time. I guess it just never caught on in the states or something

    • @quinntaylor2476
      @quinntaylor2476 6 лет назад +52

      STUPID - KITTY I’m really glad I can have a product that is safe for balloons I was really concerned about the safety of my balloon flying around.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 лет назад +21

      pudgy to show how safe it was.
      It looked like just a disk if super sharp exposed blades.
      People needed to know it was safe.

  • @psykoes589
    @psykoes589 7 лет назад +1233

    that scream at 1:04 had me dying lmao

    • @spiritdox9774
      @spiritdox9774 7 лет назад +57

      cypheo
      wHOOO

    • @gtrman12887
      @gtrman12887 6 лет назад +9

      At least I'm not the only one lol.

    • @SataniaMcDowel
      @SataniaMcDowel 6 лет назад +4

      I jumped.

    • @Husqy
      @Husqy 5 лет назад +4

      I was looking for this comment

    • @zombiejlt1
      @zombiejlt1 5 лет назад +7

      Everytime I hear it it makes me laugh and I have been watching these for years.

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 9 лет назад +172

    Put'em together - WHAT THE FUCK!!!
    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @unpleasant2701
    @unpleasant2701 8 лет назад +149

    "So stop f*ckin around*
    "WHOO"

  • @imp8453
    @imp8453 7 лет назад +979

    This is a grate product

    • @globness4509
      @globness4509 7 лет назад +26

      Jax The Grey Sheep Sorry, that was too *CHEESY*

    • @ballsackweinermouth191
      @ballsackweinermouth191 7 лет назад +17

      These jokes are way to Gouda

    • @cavejohnsonstanaccount4635
      @cavejohnsonstanaccount4635 7 лет назад +10

      Jax The Grey Sheep Keep going with the puns. Remember, a rolling stone gathers no mozzarella .

    • @chococake1872
      @chococake1872 7 лет назад +6

      Jax The Grey Sheep that was a grate joke!
      No, I couldn't think of anything {garlic} butter to say :)

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 7 лет назад +8

      Jax The Grey Sheep that was an aMAYSing pun

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 7 лет назад +217

    That scream at 1:05 made me cry laughing.

  • @Puhehuhe
    @Puhehuhe 11 лет назад +43

    "BILLY MAYS here with another fantastic product!" Just gotta love it every single time!

  • @mizzysparrots4874
    @mizzysparrots4874 7 лет назад +134

    women are always complaining that im either too big or too small

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 3 года назад +4

      you're definitely not too small, honey

    • @gato8008
      @gato8008 2 года назад

      @@lolbots i don't think she's talking about herself-

  • @Maniaxe613
    @Maniaxe613 3 года назад +48

    His dubs make me want to buy the products even more.

  • @i_am_clickbate4948
    @i_am_clickbate4948 6 лет назад +78

    "Put em together, wat the FACK." Lmao

  • @marinareinheimer2639
    @marinareinheimer2639 7 лет назад +433

    these things have existed in Japan since the era before cars

    • @Brollyssweetface
      @Brollyssweetface 5 лет назад +20

      @Deej I'm sure they have an alternate cheaper version that works just as well.

    • @adolfhitler1795
      @adolfhitler1795 4 года назад +26

      Oh ya don't they use them for wasabi.

    • @nicholasborden1059
      @nicholasborden1059 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @adolfhitler1795
      @adolfhitler1795 3 года назад +5

      @SirScrodoTBaggins no problem you are not the first one to dislike the name just try to remember for future experience that a name is a name and words are words you give them their power all you have to do is give no fucks about it.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 3 года назад +6

      @@adolfhitler1795 It Is the name of the man that killed hitler afterall

  • @TimesChu
    @TimesChu 10 лет назад +686

    Is it weird that I actually want one of these for actual cooking, and nothing related to drugs or insane sexual pleasures?

  • @i-am-goose8428
    @i-am-goose8428 4 года назад +45

    “We got chocolate, hash, coconut, smack.” 😂😂😂

    • @MrManfly
      @MrManfly 3 года назад

      “Gonna give you mo*ther*uckers a second set free”....😂😂😂

    • @MrManfly
      @MrManfly 3 года назад

      Jasmine Flower babies, balloons 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ihopcsx
      @ihopcsx Год назад

      Dead

  • @YendoranLetha
    @YendoranLetha 10 лет назад +150

    I lost it at "we can grate babies"

  • @LeKushKush
    @LeKushKush 7 лет назад +36

    The guy screaming at 1:04, I'm fucking dead b.

  • @PolkaPower0
    @PolkaPower0 2 года назад +77

    Eleven years later, I'm still laughing at the scream at1:05

  • @indiamoniique
    @indiamoniique 10 лет назад +140

    I freakin lost it at "you can grate babies" omfg

  • @davidmaione2742
    @davidmaione2742 10 лет назад +120

    the grater plater... im surprised no one's made a joke about grinding up weed yet

    • @AureaPersona
      @AureaPersona 10 лет назад +20

      He kinda did...

    • @davidmaione2742
      @davidmaione2742 10 лет назад

      AureaPersona ill watch it again lol

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 9 лет назад +17

      Maloney Bologna yeah he said hash

    • @skaweirromeda6787
      @skaweirromeda6787 6 лет назад +6

      He also made a joke about heroin... "chocolate, hash, coconut, smack"

    • @teresamclean8595
      @teresamclean8595 4 года назад

      Yup. Hash. LOL

  • @ToxPhy
    @ToxPhy 8 лет назад +107

    1:58 I'll have what she's having.

  • @tybo09
    @tybo09 7 лет назад +10

    Billy Mays: Making America Grate Again since 2010!

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 5 лет назад +16

    “It’s like garlic butter but without the butter”
    ~ Billy Mays

  • @CLVN2208
    @CLVN2208 8 лет назад +117

    BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @beverlyj1885
      @beverlyj1885 7 лет назад +52

      WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

    • @alcalu
      @alcalu 5 лет назад

      That delivery cracks me up every time! Jaboody Dubs is genius!

    • @Habeev07
      @Habeev07 3 года назад

      RIP

  • @JellymanJohn
    @JellymanJohn 10 лет назад +67

    "See graters are pretty fucking cool but you know what else is cool Fucking plates mix them together WHAT THE FUCK." I can't stop laughing xD

    • @user-sz8md6lv6x
      @user-sz8md6lv6x 10 лет назад

      Fucking funny is all dramatic too the voice he said it in has me dying XD

  • @itskitt3237
    @itskitt3237 8 лет назад +18

    This is so much grater than the original commercial

  • @randymarshusa2928
    @randymarshusa2928 4 года назад +10

    I watched this 10 years ago and it's still hilarious

  • @chloebrown9047
    @chloebrown9047 10 лет назад +34

    Finally a product to grate my baby, easy peasy!

  • @protectorofjam6188
    @protectorofjam6188 7 лет назад +43

    1:05 damon scream

  • @williamprice3929
    @williamprice3929 3 года назад +12

    "Ten dollars, that's right, just ten dollars (we don't tell you stupid humps the shipping and handling is $ 30 dollars)."

  • @sweendog483
    @sweendog483 9 лет назад +7

    Am I the only one who loves "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT"

  • @bunz4814
    @bunz4814 7 лет назад +18

    "Stop fucking around"
    "WHOOOH!!!!"

  • @yahoomaster48
    @yahoomaster48 7 лет назад +6

    *BILLY Mays here with another FANtastic product.*

  • @themaniacgaming7343
    @themaniacgaming7343 7 лет назад +18

    RIP billy

  • @blackTM2011
    @blackTM2011 9 лет назад +4

    "See graters are pretty fucking cool, but you know what else is cool plates. Put 'em together, What the FUCK!"
    Get;s me everytime XD

  • @remydrums
    @remydrums 10 лет назад +23

    the scream omg hahahahaha

  • @TransgendrAceWithGayestOfGrace
    @TransgendrAceWithGayestOfGrace 7 лет назад +29

    I always lose it at the intro, I can't breathe

  • @hypersonicblabla
    @hypersonicblabla 9 лет назад +9

    you made my day at 1:04 background voice

  • @Madnessonman
    @Madnessonman 7 лет назад +53

    I know these guys are poking fun at these worthless products but damn.
    This is actually the first thing I see that I may actually use!

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes 7 лет назад +1

      Madnessonman seems practical

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 лет назад +2

      @Samurai Shampoo Thanks for saving a life. Billy Mays, I am disappoint.

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 5 лет назад

      I had a similar part on my old grader and I bought stainless steel one with little prongs like this as a standalone product they're like two bucks on eBay, and it's a bit overrated it's not as easy to use without that tiny little brush which is impossible to clean not that I have one but it works well if you like finely grated garlic and ginger

  • @MsRockTheClock
    @MsRockTheClock 9 лет назад +8

    the way he says touch it. just kills me

  • @DanielsGameVault
    @DanielsGameVault 10 лет назад +40

    U can grate babies - I died :))))

  • @josielobrillo5265
    @josielobrillo5265 5 лет назад +14

    1:04 I cannot stop laughing omg. This caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

  • @noizyfn6241
    @noizyfn6241 8 лет назад +10

    big balls big value

  • @ClearTheRobot
    @ClearTheRobot 9 лет назад +18

    Grating babies, my favorie pastime....

  • @JaboodyDubs
    @JaboodyDubs  14 лет назад +8

    Enjoy! Gonna start releasing a buncha new stuff! Sorry its been a while haha, also working on revamping the site (its kinda bleh right now) so yeah, stay tuned!

  • @akshaynanthur
    @akshaynanthur 2 года назад +1

    *@**1:13*
    *"....We Got Chocolate, Hash, Coconut, Smack..."*
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *I'm buying it ASAP... ALL MY FAVORITES...🤣*

  • @danehowell6258
    @danehowell6258 9 лет назад +2

    I like when he says billy mays here with another fantastic product sounds funny

  • @dicedmeat7857
    @dicedmeat7857 8 лет назад +29

    You see graters are pretty fucking cool but you know what else is cool? plates,put em together- WHAT THE FU C K

    • @HuskyLeFox
      @HuskyLeFox 2 года назад

      Thats what got me lmao

  • @SiNKarnage
    @SiNKarnage 7 лет назад +10

    "See urines delicious you can grate that"
    LMFAO

  • @GenevaRob72
    @GenevaRob72 11 лет назад +1

    This is the GREATEST intro to any Jaboody dubs video!!! WTF!!!!!

  • @CraigLumpyLemke
    @CraigLumpyLemke 10 месяцев назад

    "Chocolate, hash, coconut, smack, makin' all kinds of stuff with the Grater Plater".
    I've watched this bit a thousand times. Each time something new pops out.
    Hilarious thirteen years post.

  • @deanberry3004
    @deanberry3004 7 лет назад +4

    damn I love jaboody dubs

  • @nemesis-chan9703
    @nemesis-chan9703 4 года назад +6

    1:12 chocolate, H A S H, coconut, S M A C K.

  • @keyblades2
    @keyblades2 3 года назад +2

    Been jaboodying for 3 years and never seen this

  • @daviddestin1990
    @daviddestin1990 Год назад

    I was just in the the market for a new baby grater! Thx St. Billy Mayes!! ❤

  • @Wiggyify
    @Wiggyify 10 лет назад +5

    See, graters are pretty Fking cool but you know what else is cool ? Plates! Put them together...WHAT THE FUCK! LOOL

  • @briangagnon855
    @briangagnon855 10 лет назад +4

    But wait... There's more ... You get a Chinese finger trapper! XD I was fucking dying

  • @Spinellios
    @Spinellios 2 года назад

    hands down best first 5 seconds of any youtube video out there.

  • @SkuttlezDayZGamer
    @SkuttlezDayZGamer 10 лет назад

    RIP Billy! best pitch man everrr I love these videos been watching them from the start

  • @mandala314
    @mandala314 7 лет назад +4

    Those little plates are originally from Japanese dollar stores! For ginger or garlic.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 лет назад

      @Samurai Shampoo hahaha

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 5 лет назад

      I have a stainless steel plate that works in the same concept and works pretty well got it for a couple bucks off eBay

  • @AureaPersona
    @AureaPersona 10 лет назад +5

    I actually grate my hash on a cheese grater if it is soft enough, it saves time and its easy to do when you are stoned off your ass.

  • @alcoholicbum7048
    @alcoholicbum7048 7 лет назад

    gotta respect and love the classics

  • @wearingcoast42
    @wearingcoast42 9 лет назад +3

    You see graters are pretty cool you know what else is cool plates put that shit together. What the fuck! BILLY MAYS here with another great product!

  • @timothyb02
    @timothyb02 7 лет назад +7

    we can grate baby's we can grate balloons

  • @ashleyladuke1701
    @ashleyladuke1701 6 лет назад

    i love all the videos you do. always makes me laugh

  • @gracet6533
    @gracet6533 7 лет назад +1

    I love how he gets more and more agressive as he goes

  • @Habeev07
    @Habeev07 6 лет назад +10

    "what the FAAK"

  • @alanrushlow5641
    @alanrushlow5641 7 лет назад +156

    Whose watching in 2017? ;)

  • @radioactivefecesss
    @radioactivefecesss 11 лет назад

    your guys dubs are the best! they've made my day :)

  • @flaminreds505
    @flaminreds505 7 лет назад

    BILLY mays here with another FANtastic PROduct

  • @cneeley201
    @cneeley201 3 года назад +3

    1:05 OH

  • @Fluff_Panda
    @Fluff_Panda 7 лет назад +12

    I cringed when he cut his hand

  • @killkarl8198
    @killkarl8198 5 лет назад

    All the screams got me. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @heyheyitsraerae
    @heyheyitsraerae 4 года назад +1

    GRATEST OF ALL TIME

  • @winters0lider976
    @winters0lider976 10 лет назад +3

    NO THERE MURDERING FRATELLO!

  • @prestondoran8707
    @prestondoran8707 10 лет назад +4

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • @kaywhyelleh
    @kaywhyelleh 12 лет назад

    im crying!!! props to this guy omg

  • @eticket70
    @eticket70 11 лет назад

    OMG! you guys just made my Friday, freaking the best dub evarh! LOL!

  • @tailopez7492
    @tailopez7492 9 лет назад +3

    See graters are pretty fucking cool, but you know what else is cool, plates. Put them together.. WHAT THE FUCK

    • @dillonthompson7296
      @dillonthompson7296 8 лет назад

      You know what I like better than graters and plates?
      Knowledge

  • @miguelnune3403
    @miguelnune3403 10 лет назад +4

    We can grade babys

  • @DangleBlampy
    @DangleBlampy 11 лет назад

    Thank you for continuing his legacy

  • @Compressthis
    @Compressthis 5 лет назад

    This is actually grate! I wouldn’t even think about buying this shit until jaboodydubs makes a commercial. Good job

  • @Redfox-ge5lg
    @Redfox-ge5lg 6 лет назад +4

    Who watching from 2018!

    • @dumdum7786
      @dumdum7786 5 лет назад

      I'm watching in 30000 BC

  • @LeviFlaman
    @LeviFlaman 12 лет назад

    I'm not sure if the higher-pitched over-enthusiastic voice at 1:29 was intentional or not, but that made the whole video for me. That, and the intro. And grating babies.

  • @Pennsylvania343
    @Pennsylvania343 2 года назад

    Billy maze was awesome RIP legend 💔

  • @orland7777
    @orland7777 6 лет назад

    Jaboody you're an inspiration

  • @deadlykitten127
    @deadlykitten127 3 года назад +2

    this has definitely aged well xD

  • @mellybelly3419918
    @mellybelly3419918 9 лет назад

    "we can grate babies.." omg that part got me. had to pause the video. so funny.

  • @tonymartin2049
    @tonymartin2049 5 лет назад

    Jaboody Dubs ROCKS!!

  • @SoulDr.
    @SoulDr. 12 лет назад

    BILLY MAYS here with another FANTASTIC PRODUCT

  • @kellyskywood8890
    @kellyskywood8890 9 лет назад +2

    What else you wanna grate? You can grate babies, grate balloons

  • @Candlefire29
    @Candlefire29 12 лет назад

    I could watch this all day

  • @TBM7777
    @TBM7777 7 лет назад

    This is the gratest video I have ever seen!

  • @indiacraigx333
    @indiacraigx333 11 лет назад

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

  • @1GodsFlower3
    @1GodsFlower3 3 года назад +1

    Thankyou recommendations

  • @anonx2747
    @anonx2747 4 года назад

    “BILLY MAYES HERE ,WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT !!!”

  • @maxhill9254
    @maxhill9254 3 года назад +2

    10 out of 10

  • @WTFjackFTW
    @WTFjackFTW 10 лет назад

    This is freaking hilarious. BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!

  • @DeathbyDakota
    @DeathbyDakota 11 лет назад

    Half of his videos start with, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!