Sex Sent Me To The ER: 440 lb Virgin Dub

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2023
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  • @subnormality5854
    @subnormality5854 Год назад +1585

    I have enough decency to have never watched this show before, so I assume this is 100% accurate to the TV version

    • @azza-in_this_day_and_age
      @azza-in_this_day_and_age Год назад

      welcome previously uncultured swine

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 Год назад +77

      it’s cringey and heavily overacted

    • @maxkliegl1951
      @maxkliegl1951 Год назад

      ​@Don't Read My Profile Picture 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    • @rick_4132
      @rick_4132 11 месяцев назад +7

      I always prfered untold stories of the er better

    • @Jkizzle4996
      @Jkizzle4996 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@MikehMike01 girl def just there to be on TV

  • @RedLineBandits
    @RedLineBandits Год назад +1936

    After all these years you guys still got it 😂

  • @AtomicTheSniper
    @AtomicTheSniper Год назад +529

    The chihuahua being dubbed as having a bigger bark killed me hahahha

    • @mtrondson
      @mtrondson 11 месяцев назад +6

      I didn’t even notice it haha.

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 11 месяцев назад +3

      Now I notice it lol

    • @Paintballman411
      @Paintballman411 11 месяцев назад +9

      Was totally not ready to hear a chihuahua's bark sound like a German Shepard.

    • @4050N
      @4050N 11 месяцев назад +2

      They named it Queso 🫠

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 Год назад +699

    The best part of Jaboody is when they do subtle, background comedy. Like when the camera turns to the girls but you can hear the doctor in the backdrop saying you can break your dick in half 😂

    • @forkboy3309
      @forkboy3309 11 месяцев назад +25

      or the plants vs. zombies music playing in the hospital 😆

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 7 месяцев назад

      Right? Classic

  • @MikehMike01
    @MikehMike01 Год назад +590

    The TV doctor in this is the best part

    • @DarkKingsWrath
      @DarkKingsWrath Год назад +49

      especially when you could hear him in the background

    • @karisbish
      @karisbish 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@DarkKingsWrathYES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @sydepipez
      @sydepipez 11 месяцев назад

      “You can’t shit out of your dick.”
      🤣🤣☠️☠️ JFC 😂☠️

  • @cheeseburgah563
    @cheeseburgah563 Год назад +1014

    "If you don't shut that dog up, I'm gonna squirt on HIM" I'm freaking dying from that line

    • @VoiceOverCarlos
      @VoiceOverCarlos Год назад +14

      Let’s go Queso!

    • @sFeral
      @sFeral Год назад +5

      surprised he didn't say EAT

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 11 месяцев назад +4

      I put the the cheese on Queso lickitty SHPLIT

    • @DeenHoward
      @DeenHoward 11 месяцев назад +7

      And the deep bark from such a small dog 😂

    • @dannygreen5477
      @dannygreen5477 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks for sharing.

  • @silverpacmanninja
    @silverpacmanninja 11 месяцев назад +178

    “Bigoted Brain Damage” and “What’s Up Hard Hat” freaking KILLED ME 😂😂😂

  • @cation234
    @cation234 11 месяцев назад +153

    Greetings from Taiwan. As a native Mandarin speaker, your dub really helped me improve my English listening ability, and it's a funny way to learn.

    • @RyanTaylorNUFC
      @RyanTaylorNUFC 11 месяцев назад +12

      Me love you long time

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol 11 месяцев назад +16

      Honestly? Respect lmao

    • @cation234
      @cation234 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@sylvrwolflol No kidding. I discovered this channel two years ago by accident and became a fan since then.

  • @sbomorse
    @sbomorse Год назад +428

    "Bigoted brain damage" 😂
    So good to see you guys putting out more content - you crack me up!

  • @KuroCartoonist
    @KuroCartoonist Год назад +149

    I want to hear an isolated clip of the doctor explaining how the human body works.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 11 месяцев назад +13

      Right? I need to send it to some of my friends, especially the squirting part. I need to prove it to them and especially Jennifer that it's just pee. Jennifer I know you're a nun and all that but squirt is just pee!

  • @jakethesnakelover
    @jakethesnakelover 11 месяцев назад +71

    The doctor rambling about dumb misconceptions in the background had me giggling.

  • @GarrettFruge
    @GarrettFruge Год назад +28

    "Her dad owns a Golden Corral" 😂

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 11 месяцев назад +50

    The perplexed doctor ranting on the TV was hysterical from beginning to end 😂

  • @RadekCrazy1
    @RadekCrazy1 11 месяцев назад +40

    I lost my shit at the "black" medic. His face was priceles and fit soo well LMAO 🤣😂

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 5 месяцев назад +2

      Why did you put "black" in quotes?

    • @alpachinko9154
      @alpachinko9154 2 месяца назад +1

      He's actually black though. Not doing blackface

    • @RadekCrazy1
      @RadekCrazy1 Месяц назад

      @@ytmndan Because I am not from the US or the other country where black people are common so I was afraid to write black people directly since I am confused with the new neoliberal woke snowflake policy that goes in the US and was afraid i write something racist or upset somebody.

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan Месяц назад

      @@RadekCrazy1 So... putting quotes around something often means that you are restating a given premise without accepting its validity.

    • @alpachinko9154
      @alpachinko9154 Месяц назад

      @@RadekCrazy1 "the other country"? You know black people exist in more than 2 counties right?
      Also, as a black person, none of us care about being called black. It's what is colloquially accepted.
      The issue arises, when people pretend that our skin colour isn't a part of our identity. Just like anyone's skin colour, including white people.

  • @seabass9753
    @seabass9753 Год назад +414

    3:32 bruh I’ve never laughed this hard in years, you guys got me wheezing😂

    • @ravevolution
      @ravevolution Год назад +17

      I'm with you there, my gut still hurts from laughing soo much🤣😂🤣

    • @shaneh9591
      @shaneh9591 Год назад +35

      The fucking rushed countdown lmfao he goes Threee--two1 and puts her head in the wall 🤣😂

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 11 месяцев назад +13

      The bun went inside the wall! 😂

    • @aaaa6824
      @aaaa6824 11 месяцев назад +1

      my sides hurt

    • @freshvaggies
      @freshvaggies 11 месяцев назад

      “Did you cum?”

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 Год назад +59

    Did I come? the hot dog never went inside the bun because the bun went inside the wall! That line is delivered beautifully😂😂

  • @OnlyNolesknow
    @OnlyNolesknow 11 месяцев назад +267

    You guys are amazing in everything you do.
    Never stop.
    Much love.

    • @Alchemymasta
      @Alchemymasta 11 месяцев назад

      @@Aiel-Necromancerso why comment

    • @Trollololololful
      @Trollololololful 11 месяцев назад

      @@Alchemymasta Why be a douche canoe?

  • @hollowaang5284
    @hollowaang5284 Год назад +109

    3:47 I laughed so hard at that. 😂😂😂

    • @WillMorgan89
      @WillMorgan89 11 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RavenAngel59
    @RavenAngel59 11 месяцев назад +80

    I died at Queso's unusually deep bark 😂

  • @BottoEntertainment
    @BottoEntertainment Год назад +147

    "If you don't shut that dog up, I'm gonna squirt on him."
    That line had me in stitches.

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 11 месяцев назад +1

      "OK, let's go, Queso."

  • @Joseph-mu1zb
    @Joseph-mu1zb Год назад +22

    "Missile systems are locked and loaded! Engaging the target in 3..2.1" got me right in the feels 🤣😂

  • @magmathon2
    @magmathon2 11 месяцев назад +40

    I cried laughing when tubby plowed his girlfriend through the wall, but actually, I thought he was going to suffocate her😂😂😂

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah was expecting him to crush her to death. XD

  • @christopherw2233
    @christopherw2233 Год назад +75

    The eating sounds never get old.

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 Год назад +397

    "Here is a pamphlet about human sexuality, we give this to our special needs patients who just found out about it and wanna know how it works."
    I am deceased LOL.

    • @Yisrael_Teshuvah
      @Yisrael_Teshuvah Год назад

      Wow. So that’s where all the different genders are coming from. Special needs people reading the sex ed pamphlet wrong. :0

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 10 месяцев назад

      People still say "I'm deceased"?

  • @username1212b
    @username1212b Год назад +201

    I'm so happy you uploaded! Love this damn channel! 😂😂

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +309

    Gotta love how casually bro came out of nowhere after 3 months, what a mad lad

    • @Shocknfunk
      @Shocknfunk Год назад +25

      Ngl you kinda scare me that you’re showing up at like 90% of the stuff I watch daily.

    • @DavidRados
      @DavidRados Год назад +6

      @@Shocknfunk Bro you ain't lying, dudes everywhere.

    • @YotaakGFX
      @YotaakGFX Год назад +2

      @@Shocknfunk bro same here, he is always top comment too.

    • @anotherland2462
      @anotherland2462 Год назад +5

      @@YotaakGFX bro brah bruh,same brah. bro ngl brah.

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz Год назад +2

      ​@@anotherland2462 triggered

  • @michaelbutler1619
    @michaelbutler1619 Год назад +77

    I've been a huge fan of you guys ever since I saw the OxiClean dub back in 2009. Your humor never changed, but in the best way possible!

    • @Dusterdimmu81
      @Dusterdimmu81 11 месяцев назад +4

      It’s insane how long they have been around.

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz 11 месяцев назад

      Same! I remember playing Left 4 Dead 2 and obsessively quoting those dubs with my friends!

    • @Ryan-bl5wz
      @Ryan-bl5wz 11 месяцев назад +3

      "Sometimes when I use OxiClean, I make stains of my own"- Billy Mays

  • @ADeadlierSnake
    @ADeadlierSnake Год назад +157

    Wow, this is the best dub I've seen from this channel in years. Hilarious!

    • @jimk9314
      @jimk9314 Год назад +11

      It actually seemed like this show was made by this channel then redubbed, that's how perfectly it fit that bun.

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq Год назад +1

      @@jimk9314 Yeah that's what it looks like

    • @CamrosMedia
      @CamrosMedia 11 месяцев назад +2

      TRUUEEE

    • @thelegendaryck
      @thelegendaryck 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah they fell off after their couple years of good stuff, a couple hits every so often still though

  • @CharlieSheensTigerBlood
    @CharlieSheensTigerBlood 11 месяцев назад +4

    3:43
    "Whats up Hard Hat?"
    Idk why that made laugh so damn hard

  • @michelhv
    @michelhv Год назад +6

    That’s the guy who was pining for Mike Lindell in the MyPillow infomercial, prove me wrong!

  • @CliveWarren69
    @CliveWarren69 Год назад +7

    "You cantShitOutYourDick"😂😂😂 Jaboody still hilarious as ever i think i have showed everybody in my family your channel🤣

  • @tumsfestival8027
    @tumsfestival8027 11 месяцев назад +38

    3:47 that dub matched the video so well it could’ve been the real dialogue 😂

  • @gzuz4148
    @gzuz4148 Год назад +7

    That was the most out of context notification ive ever gotten

  • @GameGhost1
    @GameGhost1 Год назад +37

    "They woulda locked me up for mass penicide!" 😂🎉

  • @JIREX
    @JIREX Год назад +4

    3:43 LMAOOOO “Hey, what’s going on hard-hat?”

  • @This-Is-Nick
    @This-Is-Nick 11 месяцев назад +11

    I'm having a real hard time imagining that the actual dialogue is much different than the dub 🤣

  • @ghoulfriendofyournightares1286
    @ghoulfriendofyournightares1286 Год назад +18

    At first I'm all wondering "WTF am I watching?" But then it took a hard turn at 3:18, I loled my @ss off so very hard.

  • @smiter2
    @smiter2 Год назад +16

    Head banging the wall had me in tears lmfao

  • @hairstonwilliams2770
    @hairstonwilliams2770 Год назад +21

    Please don't stop doing these. I never laughed so hard as I've done watching all the previous dubs, especially Cathy!

    • @RLHvanDijk
      @RLHvanDijk 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's going to be hard, because from what i remember they got strikes back then (around the time when they uploaded a year ago, i believe they even had to remove a couple of vids from RUclips to be clear), since then they have uploaded them on other platforms.
      I would like them to see uploading dubs on RUclips again too, but with the way things are on this platform, i doubt it's going to happen.

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 11 месяцев назад +19

    That doctor is so smart, I stopped drinking squirt after listening to him, and I’ve been feeling much better!

  • @-iIIiiiiiIiiiiIIIiiIi-
    @-iIIiiiiiIiiiiIIIiiIi- Год назад +9

    1:20 "Who's ready for that 2 for $3?"

  • @jeanblaaa
    @jeanblaaa Год назад +18

    I missed you guys. I sometimes put your videos on the background when I’m feeling anxious or sad and it always helps

  • @thegoldenstation9723
    @thegoldenstation9723 Год назад +7

    0:01 that classic eating sound

  • @justinermert8749
    @justinermert8749 Год назад +13

    This video had me laughing the whole time, the “ohhhmmmm” with every bite and every kiss!😂😂

  • @_SimpleJack_
    @_SimpleJack_ Год назад +9

    That dog bark had me in stitches!

  • @drewdrew719coloradosprings6
    @drewdrew719coloradosprings6 Год назад +4

    That whole squirt segment had me rolling...and the dog was named Queso (cheese) and there were chips on the table 🤣🤣🤣!

  • @KnownAsChris
    @KnownAsChris 11 месяцев назад +7

    First of all. I thought the dude was gonna end up in the ER 💀 🤣 what a twist
    And second. The dub for the chihuahua bark omg 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
    You still got it, Jaboody.

  • @kait_herring
    @kait_herring Год назад +14

    I almost peed myself watching this “If you don’t shut that dog up I’m gonna squirt on him” 😂😂😂

  • @SirWhiskersThe3rd
    @SirWhiskersThe3rd Год назад +74

    Good God how I have missed your content. keep up the fantastic work :-)

    • @jackhandey3290
      @jackhandey3290 Год назад +1

      You must have lived under a rock, beneath the Geico peeps ( ruclips.net/video/3Bh5C6WYl7Y/видео.html )

  • @noahschultz9031
    @noahschultz9031 Год назад +25

    Welcome back fellas, hilarious as always

  • @AJDaniels5298
    @AJDaniels5298 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:05 "I had to tell you roommate to go fuck herself because she was being weird" made me laugh so hard I woke up MY roommate.

  • @seth12786
    @seth12786 Год назад +6

    Bruh the ending, that punch line was glorious

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 Год назад +7

    I FREAKIN MISSED YALL BOYS!! GLAD to see yall back!!

  • @Darth_Memus
    @Darth_Memus Год назад +10

    Words cannot describe how beautiful this dub was. Love your videos guys! Keep up the great work, it’s comedy gold!

  • @gnarlyfreak4587
    @gnarlyfreak4587 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:43 - "Hey, Whats Goin on HardHat"
    BRUH 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌🏾

  • @cameronzero
    @cameronzero 11 месяцев назад +1

    "hey, what's going on, hard hat?"
    If you have ever seen a horse get spooked and ended up with the running/kicking farts... That was me for a solid 5 seconds as I tried to stop laughing...

  • @jeremyhayes9793
    @jeremyhayes9793 Год назад +3

    Yes!!! Back to the good ol' dub roots!! Yall need to do more dubs n movie commentary tracks!

  • @SenorAvocadoMan
    @SenorAvocadoMan Год назад +18

    Less than 30 minutes of this video being posted I already laughed my ass off love your work Jaboody

  • @kronosis1337
    @kronosis1337 Год назад +2

    Dude its been years since I first say you featured on G4 Attack Of The Show. And im still loving the vids.

  • @aspoonfullofkiwi
    @aspoonfullofkiwi 11 месяцев назад +4

    MY NOSTALGIA HITTING HARD ASF RN I MISSED YOU GUYS

  • @marsella527
    @marsella527 Год назад +6

    I swear, I did not expect that was the reason she went to the ER 🤣🤣🤣

  • @the_broly_arms
    @the_broly_arms Год назад +9

    You boys have absolutely outdone yourself. This broke me beyond repair. I haven't laughed that hard in... uh, well, ever! Another awesome dub!

  • @zanzibarforever
    @zanzibarforever Год назад +1

    Always warms my heart to see a new dub

  • @Panny_T
    @Panny_T Год назад +20

    This is what we have been waiting for!!!!! Thank you boys!❤

  • @frankfortune
    @frankfortune 11 месяцев назад +8

    I never expect to cry-laugh, but they do it to me every time.

  • @terrarune
    @terrarune Год назад +2

    "What's that?"
    "I drool alot."
    *I laugh-retched.*

  • @thefray123
    @thefray123 Год назад +26

    These guys are just a blessing to the world

  • @AmpliFreQuency
    @AmpliFreQuency Год назад +7

    Bigoted brain damage is legendary 😂

  • @ninja1man4u
    @ninja1man4u Год назад +1

    Hell yes yall still put out bangers!!

  • @joerangel7633
    @joerangel7633 Год назад

    I love Jaboody. I watch and listen to these guys all the time. I hope to become a future Patreon some day

  • @AllenMZim
    @AllenMZim Год назад +7

    This had me in stitches! It's great to see you guys uploading again! 😂

    • @RLHvanDijk
      @RLHvanDijk 11 месяцев назад

      They´ve literally not gone (see their other channel(s), it´s just that it´s hell to put dubs in here, they have found other ways, but not on RUclips. If remember correctly the channel almost got cancelled because of copyright claims and shit like that (even if those were false, you are not going to take risks and find out).

    • @AllenMZim
      @AllenMZim 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@RLHvanDijk I'm well aware of all of that. I follow their other channels. Excuse me for being excited about this particular channel uploading another dub…

  • @DemonPorkRAWR
    @DemonPorkRAWR Год назад +21

    Always good to see a Jaboody upload. 👍🏾

  • @datguyanton
    @datguyanton Год назад +1

    I needs more of these. I needs jaboody in my life. Lol love y’all still give out the best of the best

  • @Pr3DaToR15
    @Pr3DaToR15 6 месяцев назад

    Such iconic voices !! Love you man!

  • @yeanah2571
    @yeanah2571 Год назад +5

    "It's like you got bigoted brain damage"

  • @NJRangerGeorge
    @NJRangerGeorge Год назад +3

    Glad you are back making these gem of funny videos. 😂👍

  • @tommyshelby2787
    @tommyshelby2787 11 месяцев назад +2

    You guys are best. I still watch Dub it Out. 😂 please bring back Dub it Out and dubbing movies. Never stop. 🤘🏻

  • @user-jv1dw9nf9k
    @user-jv1dw9nf9k 11 месяцев назад

    Finally! Glad to have y’all back😊

  • @lebronwade8551
    @lebronwade8551 11 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know why I laughed hard knowing the dog's name is Queso lol

  • @zinkpopovitch9519
    @zinkpopovitch9519 Год назад +4

    Finally a video about your twitch chat

  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 Год назад +1

    I freaking love this channel lol. Glad you are still making these!

  • @katrinasollis3958
    @katrinasollis3958 11 месяцев назад

    Omg you guys are the freaking goat! I’ve been watching for the past 10 years or so and you just get better and better!

  • @DarkRipper117
    @DarkRipper117 Год назад +3

    Bruh, lol that doc was the best part...welcome back boys.

  • @deanthomas7003
    @deanthomas7003 Год назад +12

    It's always a good day when Jaboody Dubs uploads a new video.😂

  • @courtkawaii9692
    @courtkawaii9692 11 месяцев назад

    Jaboody kills it every time 🙌 I've enjoyed your videos for years!

  • @Xtermin8ter
    @Xtermin8ter 11 месяцев назад +3

    Laughed SO loud when she went through the wall. xD Was NOT expecting that - haha!! You're golden. As always.

  • @Jericho3030150
    @Jericho3030150 Год назад +3

    Yo, that dogs bark had me dying

  • @yumalilking2893
    @yumalilking2893 11 месяцев назад +1

    Broo 3:44 "hey what's going on hard hat " 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Butterball3588
    @Butterball3588 Год назад

    Glad you guys are back!

  • @stanmack6171
    @stanmack6171 Год назад +12

    Whoa! Anyone else hear the lungs on that doggie?! 🐕

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 Год назад +2

      That's what every chihuahua think they sound like :')

    • @stanmack6171
      @stanmack6171 Год назад +1

      @@fabianatrindade56 They also dream of the day they get BIG 🦖

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 Год назад +1

      @@stanmack6171 Oh they probably already think they're huge too. Their demeanor says everything 😅

  • @JChuleta
    @JChuleta Год назад +4

    This soft core porn ep was hilarious.

  • @bhasty1
    @bhasty1 11 месяцев назад

    Great to see you back

  • @chrisfalx3251
    @chrisfalx3251 11 месяцев назад

    Omg y’all back !!!

  • @UraniumFever88
    @UraniumFever88 11 месяцев назад +3

    0:55 perfect cropdusting technique

  • @_SnarkyMark
    @_SnarkyMark Год назад +4

    Is this a "real" reality show or a parody of one? I'm not talking about the dub I mean the source material. Also, at the point she wipes a mysterious condiment off his face and licks her finger made me audibly exclaim, "EWW!" in public 😂

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 Год назад +2

      "Sex Sent Me to the ER" was a real series

    • @_SnarkyMark
      @_SnarkyMark Год назад +3

      @@rootfish2671 May God have mercy on us all.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 Год назад +2

      @@_SnarkyMark it's a pretty trashy show that plays up the humor

  • @majorsinclair
    @majorsinclair Год назад +2

    It's a good day to see a Jaboody Dubs video
    Long live VOD GANG!

  • @dixiecobb9189
    @dixiecobb9189 Год назад

    I love when you guys upload. Makes me laugh and smile always. Love your videos you guys deserve more subscribers and views.

  • @Slingersbullseye
    @Slingersbullseye 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is next level.
    Comedy is always evolving and this is proof of that.

  • @starscreamx7
    @starscreamx7 Год назад +3

    The sad thing is that actual show dialogue is more ridiculous than this.

  • @caseydanish2619
    @caseydanish2619 Год назад

    Always a vibe when these vids drop 🙌🏿🙌🏿