Guy Fieri Dub: Turkey Trouble!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2016
  • How's Guy gonna gobble his way outta this one!?
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  • @SandrockCustom
    @SandrockCustom 5 лет назад +4239

    Guy Fieri: Walks in
    Guy Fieri: Contaminates *EVERYTHING*
    Guy Fieri: Walks out

    • @hermitpurple3224
      @hermitpurple3224 4 года назад +174

      You forgot EAT EVERYTHING WITH BUTTER

    • @connectionerror1619
      @connectionerror1619 4 года назад +56

      i’m a lil sus that he might be doing illegal shit

    • @lesterforney6200
      @lesterforney6200 4 года назад +44

      and the last step is flips off the cook and says I won't pay for shit

    • @python1972
      @python1972 4 года назад +40

      @@lesterforney6200 The studio that makes this would have paid 100x whatever Guy ate to be allowed to shoot there.

    • @John-mb4un
      @John-mb4un 4 года назад +34

      its Corona time

  • @2010kalex
    @2010kalex 7 лет назад +3219

    "she wanted me to eat her out and that's one thing I don't eat"
    I'm done 😂💀

  • @adrianrobertson
    @adrianrobertson 4 года назад +1280

    I like how the dubs arent actually THAT far off from his actual dialogue.

    • @worldhello1234
      @worldhello1234 3 года назад +28

      ​@Toxic Cupcake Harvest Watch the show, derp, then you can nitpick about what "dubs aren't actually THAT far off from his actual dialogue" means. :D

    • @ShrimChicken
      @ShrimChicken 3 года назад +11

      @Toxic Cupcake Harvest The fucking show dipshit

    • @CosmosProvider
      @CosmosProvider 2 года назад

      @@ShrimChicken alas causality is a seemingly lost concept to people. It is probable that "comparing" is an ability far beyond his grasp. That's how retarded people are nowadays

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 2 года назад +17

      @Brittany other than ‘titty city’ it sounds exactly like a normal DDD intro

    • @BlookbugIV
      @BlookbugIV 2 года назад +4

      I’ve never seen the show but looking at that goofball I can believe it

  • @jordass2
    @jordass2 5 лет назад +330

    “If i dont chug some gravy i dont think im gonna make it” lol

    • @remykill8381
      @remykill8381 3 года назад +2

      I wanted to like this comment but it was at 69

  • @gabestreet8218
    @gabestreet8218 6 лет назад +2856

    "Its a shame all those pilgrims had to die for our sins"😂😂

    • @komix7556
      @komix7556 6 лет назад +5

      Lil Kanji XD

    • @thatcokestuff
      @thatcokestuff 5 лет назад +99

      "God damn indians" Haha as a Native American, that made me laugh too hard

    • @Jopy4U
      @Jopy4U 4 года назад +1

      Lil Tic Tac rip

    • @danielmaier6493
      @danielmaier6493 4 года назад +2

      1,000th like

    • @hellocancer4615
      @hellocancer4615 4 года назад +46

      "Fucking savages"

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 7 лет назад +882

    You bring attention to something that not many people would notice. HE KEEPS TOUCHING THE FUCKING FOOD!!

    • @Mudux
      @Mudux 7 лет назад +52

      Anyone with at least one semi-functioning eye can notice that.

    • @WolfSilver117
      @WolfSilver117 7 лет назад +72

      he got ball sweat all over the ladle and the guy still used it

    • @3eyedwonderkid
      @3eyedwonderkid 7 лет назад +22

      WolfSilver117 probably enhanced the flavor

    • @WormyLeWorm
      @WormyLeWorm 7 лет назад +12

      That and often times your hands are your best tool in the kitchen and that shit is reaching a million degrees and killing any bacteria anyway. Not to mention salt and acid and other antiseptics naturally in the food and the relatively minute amount of bacteria transferred so quickly from relatively short contact. If you leave the food out for a long time and don't cook it, then yes, then it could be a problem.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 7 лет назад +29

      ***** No. Your hands are so rarely the best tool. Also, I'm talking about him putting his fingers in the food to taste it, licking his fingers, then doing it again without washing his hands (on camera) You can kill the bacteria, but his saliva is still in the dish.

  • @lilyshepherd5543
    @lilyshepherd5543 5 лет назад +537

    “The mayflower was just a big gravy boat” 😂😂😂😂

    • @rileywalton7507
      @rileywalton7507 5 лет назад +7

      My American history is a little rusty. Is there any truth to that lol

    • @slytheguy6988
      @slytheguy6988 4 года назад

      Damn you're cute

    • @billfrankison1460
      @billfrankison1460 4 года назад

      @@slytheguy6988 SHE'S A FUCKING FATASS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexhenderson6521
      @alexhenderson6521 4 года назад +3

      @@slytheguy6988 simp

    • @thesmokinyoda9948
      @thesmokinyoda9948 3 года назад

      Had me dying😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 5 лет назад +213

    This part _always_ kills me 2:49 “here’s your food bitch” 😂

  • @illuminarty9145
    @illuminarty9145 7 лет назад +2169

    You can see the pain in their eyes as he annihilates any semblance of food saftey.

    • @zachmash3450
      @zachmash3450 3 года назад +19

      Not a single one of you have worked in a real restaurant that wasn’t fast food or an Applebee’s or some shit

    • @user-ov7ci8tp8v
      @user-ov7ci8tp8v 2 года назад +74

      @@zachmash3450 XD where tf did that anger come from Zach?

    • @MaxStasis
      @MaxStasis 2 года назад +43

      @@zachmash3450 yea wtf zach

    • @QuickZ_
      @QuickZ_ 2 года назад +32

      @@zachmash3450 daddy chill

    • @derpherp4530
      @derpherp4530 2 года назад

      @@zachmash3450
      So next person who cooks your meal should stick the cooking implements down their pants then? You sound legit like a whopper flopper with anger issues.

  • @chemistryguy
    @chemistryguy 7 лет назад +1737

    Voice is dead on perfect.

    • @timeshaft5088
      @timeshaft5088 6 лет назад +27

      chemistryguy fucking shit on my face!

    • @Kancer72
      @Kancer72 5 лет назад +3

      I fkng love it, I crack the f up every time

    • @pp101-9
      @pp101-9 5 лет назад +2

      chemistryguy We just got a letter, we just got a letter.

    • @aybeedoll83
      @aybeedoll83 5 лет назад

      Seriously. 🤯

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 5 лет назад +5

      @@aybeedoll83 here's your food bitch

  • @anttam117
    @anttam117 Год назад +180

    I’m actually sad there aren’t any more of these. Jaboody Dubs could have a whole channel dedicated to Guy Fieri dubs.

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 Год назад +11

      Right they really let their RUclips channel die. If they kept going they'd have millions of subs. I think they focus mainly on Patreon but still

    • @heiroot
      @heiroot 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's a comfort thing for me. I can't watch regular guy fieri

    • @Wolf-by9gu
      @Wolf-by9gu 7 месяцев назад +4

      Copyright makes it tough. It's the reason why some of their videos got taken down

  • @asmongoldsmouth9839
    @asmongoldsmouth9839 5 лет назад +150

    @ 3:08 "I just wanna rub my hands in this food before we eat it. I haven't washed them in a while."
    😂😂😂

  • @QuintetMagician
    @QuintetMagician 7 лет назад +1965

    "AUGHHHHHH THANKSGIVIIIIIIING"

  • @picanteluke
    @picanteluke 6 лет назад +3149

    You're not going to wash it??😂😂😂

    • @paneesh
      @paneesh 6 лет назад +108

      i choked my breath when he said it lmao

    • @masonm4167
      @masonm4167 6 лет назад +163

      He never fucking washed it and it's not a cut piece! I'm dying haha

    • @Bendetoma
      @Bendetoma 4 года назад +90

      I love how you can clearly see in the actual clip he didnt wash it either, which is even more gross haha

    • @Pumpkin_Fart
      @Pumpkin_Fart 4 года назад +54

      Mmmmmm....tastes like the buttsweat of Billy Idol and Sonic the Hedgehog's love-child

    • @chocolatewheelchair
      @chocolatewheelchair 4 года назад +49

      I watched the real version of this episode and I wondered that too. Nasty

  • @reallyneat9240
    @reallyneat9240 9 месяцев назад +7

    people are saying that guy contaminated the food but that isn't true.
    there was no food left when he was done, so no one was harmed.

  • @aether5031
    @aether5031 4 года назад +80

    The eating sounds have me in tears

  • @biblicallyaccurateangel4433
    @biblicallyaccurateangel4433 6 лет назад +979

    "She likes it sloopy"
    "No I don't!"

  • @mst3kanita
    @mst3kanita 6 лет назад +1539

    He gets more sunburnt in every episode!

  • @Kevin-oc9ef
    @Kevin-oc9ef 4 года назад +168

    I watch this every year on Thanksgiving. It's my own tradition. Never disappoints. Long live Jaboody.

    • @CarlosGonzalez-rw2mj
      @CarlosGonzalez-rw2mj 2 года назад +3

      Did you do it this year?

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 Год назад +4

      Kevin, we need to know. Did you keep up the tradition?

    • @heiroot
      @heiroot 8 месяцев назад +2

      Kevin, did you keep the tradition!?

  • @KonstantineMortis13
    @KonstantineMortis13 4 года назад +228

    "Now cut me up a bbbrick of bbbread."

  • @b3amoor3
    @b3amoor3 7 лет назад +848

    I love how he's just creaming his pants the whole time

    • @jacobbayers6364
      @jacobbayers6364 7 лет назад +45

      Weenie Hut Jr's shut up with your first shit no one gives a fuck

  • @DtrDisco
    @DtrDisco 7 лет назад +932

    When I was younger I thought that Guy Fieri and the Lead singer of Smashmouth were the same guy

  • @coleomo
    @coleomo 4 года назад +121

    "dont lose the juices"
    " dont worry bout dat guy i'll make ya a smoothie u can take it home "
    *blends gravy, tap tap* here ya go "

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 года назад +509

    You think I could yank on that handle after this?

  • @DarkMiss
    @DarkMiss 6 лет назад +2027

    Guy Fieri really does look like a mustard topped hot dog XD

    • @Tacsmoker
      @Tacsmoker 6 лет назад +47

      or a frosted carrot cake

    • @secondhandguru3558
      @secondhandguru3558 6 лет назад +1

      Dark Miss lmao!!

    • @UltimateOmegaRed
      @UltimateOmegaRed 5 лет назад +7

      Dark Miss I was gonna say sauerkraut.

    • @beep898
      @beep898 5 лет назад +9

      Nah, he's more like a hot dog with sauerkraut

    • @ronytheronin7439
      @ronytheronin7439 5 лет назад +8

      Bro, I was eating a hot dog. Now I feel like putting it in the trash. Thanks a lot.

  • @hardahsnails
    @hardahsnails 7 лет назад +1536

    PLEASE DO GORDON RAMSE

  • @DrB_84
    @DrB_84 4 года назад +69

    3:45 "OOOOH THANKSGIVING!!!!" LOLOL

    • @BernardChelgren
      @BernardChelgren 3 года назад +2

      Now play that part in .25x speed

    • @elzabig1
      @elzabig1 3 года назад +2

      @@BernardChelgren that sound was gross lol

    • @BernardChelgren
      @BernardChelgren 3 года назад +1

      @@elzabig1 My point exactly

    • @elzabig1
      @elzabig1 3 года назад +1

      @@BernardChelgren nailed it

    • @TimmahST
      @TimmahST 3 года назад +1

      @@BernardChelgren omg

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 10 месяцев назад +4

    the "Now cut me up A BRICK-A-BREAD" line had me fucking crying

  • @FirstnameLastname-qc3xx
    @FirstnameLastname-qc3xx 7 лет назад +100

    "the mayflower was just a big gravy ship." 😂😂😂

  • @frank7117
    @frank7117 7 лет назад +732

    "You know what I'm buying, on black Friday?"
    "What?.... A new heart! God damn!"
    LOOOL LMFAOOOO

    • @averagegamingplayer
      @averagegamingplayer 7 лет назад +2

      I scrolled down, exactly when I read this it said it.

    • @donn372
      @donn372 7 лет назад +1

      Donald Trump 😂😂😂😂

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 года назад +1

      lol another person that abandoned the Trump name

  • @Ckoz2829
    @Ckoz2829 4 года назад +22

    I’ve never seen an episode of Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives. I’ve watched these dubs so many times, I’m convinced this is actually how he talks.

    • @SubstanceD91
      @SubstanceD91 Год назад +1

      funny thing is this is almost exactly how he talks. Like one of the top comments said this isn't even that much of a parody because the show really is that ridiculous. He literally did pull a spoon out of his underwear and a chef used it to cook food.

  • @mastersinthe5114
    @mastersinthe5114 Год назад +25

    God this dude lines up with the original dialogue so perfectly I can't even come up with words to describe how stupidly amazing your timing is.

  • @HematomaFalafalPatrol
    @HematomaFalafalPatrol 7 лет назад +100

    "Mayflower was just a big gravy boat."

  • @Airforceproud95
    @Airforceproud95 7 лет назад +729

    4:24 *sips water*
    "...Shit I was tryna take her off to Cucktown and stuff her like a turkey."
    Spews everywhere

  • @spencer1244
    @spencer1244 Год назад +30

    “Doesn’t taste like sh*t, sure looks like it tho” had me laughing my ass off. Jaboody dubs is hilarious

  • @hz3917
    @hz3917 2 года назад +20

    Every year since this video came out, I scream "OOOH THANKSGIVING" when I pour a liquid during Thanksgiving

  • @johnathanmaturino1208
    @johnathanmaturino1208 7 лет назад +186

    What is up with his skin, he looks like he's about to combust.

  • @Radputnamdisc-lx7jk
    @Radputnamdisc-lx7jk 7 лет назад +545

    I bet Guy is laughing at this.

    • @kingkobra1978
      @kingkobra1978 6 лет назад +45

      Probably,he should be ashamed but thats unlikely.

  • @bigcedarranch
    @bigcedarranch Год назад +12

    0:38 gets me every time 🥲🥲🥲

  • @zigmondbonez9411
    @zigmondbonez9411 5 лет назад +15

    4:05 The look of disgust in her eyes as he eats the bread pudding lmao

  • @Grey_Road
    @Grey_Road 7 лет назад +131

    1:45
    "Hey look you dropped a dollar, Oh fucking shit"

    • @yannycandelario7606
      @yannycandelario7606 7 лет назад

      XD best part

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 6 лет назад +1

      GrimReaper 196
      That's my favourite part! The pitch of his voice makes it great xD

  • @xeddie7951
    @xeddie7951 7 лет назад +557

    it's sad that I know people in real life that actually make those sounds when they eat :/

    • @xeddie7951
      @xeddie7951 7 лет назад +1

      Weenie Hut Jr's and probably last

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 7 лет назад +15

      That is why I blare the volume on the radio some of the family slurp soups and it is so nasty. God bless the volume options

    • @hermanata2451
      @hermanata2451 6 лет назад +10

      Oh dude I can't take the sound of people eating

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 6 лет назад +4

      xEddie Just tell them "ey...... easy guy fiery" and then show these videos to them 😂

    • @xxscottvv
      @xxscottvv 6 лет назад +6

      Every time my dad takes a drink from a beer or soda he always goes "AHHHHhhhhh" after wards. It's funny and annoying at the same time.

  • @maccheese3184
    @maccheese3184 4 года назад +30

    "I feel like a school boy again, he he he"

    • @emmanuelelozano
      @emmanuelelozano 4 года назад +16

      A fuckin naughty school boy, those were the days...

  • @andd6669
    @andd6669 3 года назад +19

    "You know what I'm gonna buy on Black Friday? A new heart." LMAO

  • @MetalPcAngel
    @MetalPcAngel 7 лет назад +415

    Is it me or is Guy Fieri turning more red'er as the ep rolls by? Is he like getting a body blush? is that a thing?

    • @6to1
      @6to1 7 лет назад +57

      His body has mutated from eating so much butter... The only reason he doesn't keel over on any given day is that his body is capable of rapidly breaking down fats and sugars, raising his body temperature well above that which would boil a regular persons brain.

    • @lolikeeper4814
      @lolikeeper4814 7 лет назад +15

      His heart is just working overtime so it barely flows fast enough around his body.

    • @outlawm1
      @outlawm1 7 лет назад +15

      He's probably an alcoholic

    • @Jenny640
      @Jenny640 7 лет назад +2

      They're both red and sweating, ya know cause they're cooking in a hot kitchen.

    • @johnathanmaturino1208
      @johnathanmaturino1208 7 лет назад +58

      MetalPcAngel He's actually a bio-engineered hot pepper that escaped from a lab and grew limbs and porcupine spikes for hair.

  • @andrewjtfisher
    @andrewjtfisher 7 лет назад +286

    I've never realized how many health code violations Guy breaks in these shows...

    • @Peepeepoopooman420justblaze
      @Peepeepoopooman420justblaze 7 лет назад +101

      Having Guy Fieri in your kitchen is a health code violation

    • @danieldegeratu6658
      @danieldegeratu6658 7 лет назад +61

      That explains why the Hosts looked so awkward about him.

    • @aurorasparks1985
      @aurorasparks1985 7 лет назад +36

      I'm pretty sure he owns a restaurant which is kind of scary

    • @Guppusmaximus
      @Guppusmaximus 7 лет назад +14

      With all that shit in his hair, he's also a fire code violation. Get him away from that open flame, you fucks!!

    • @iryanalio
      @iryanalio 7 лет назад +2

      agreed

  • @thepuffballgirl
    @thepuffballgirl 3 года назад +2

    i watch this every thanksgiving

  • @manny2fs
    @manny2fs 5 лет назад +9

    0:38 lost it already!🤣

  • @noemielvelrn1264
    @noemielvelrn1264 7 лет назад +67

    That sound they're doing when they are eating....

  • @danktrees5103
    @danktrees5103 7 лет назад +136

    "this breads dry as fuck" Dead😂

  • @sethpoovey372
    @sethpoovey372 3 года назад +8

    “Mayflower is just a big gravy boat” 😂😂😂

  • @ContemporaryCompendium
    @ContemporaryCompendium 3 года назад +14

    4:18 I'm 100% convinced he actually said this 😂

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 6 лет назад +937

    Imagine a crossover with Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay.

    • @deadmemescentral28
      @deadmemescentral28 5 лет назад +207

      guy: OH MY GOD this steak is delicious I DECLARE THIS STEAK THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE
      Gordon: WHAT IS THIS YANKY DANKY DOODLE PIECE OF SHIT ON MY PLATE

    • @Peng_Pong
      @Peng_Pong 5 лет назад +75

      I could imagine guy and ramsey getting into a fight throwing food.

    • @sixfr0nt
      @sixfr0nt 5 лет назад +20

      well, guy fieri appeared in shark week 2018 of all things, so it could totally happen lol

    • @decapitronboy45
      @decapitronboy45 5 лет назад +50

      Fieri, Paula Dean, and Gordan Ramsey met up once

    • @legionprime7715
      @legionprime7715 5 лет назад +47

      *Had a three way once...*

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 7 лет назад +366

    Hold on. What the fuck, he really didn't wash the spoon...

    • @rondcommeunballon
      @rondcommeunballon 7 лет назад +28

      That's how you get the musky taste : sweat and shit under the fingernails.

    • @strongestfightertournament4962
      @strongestfightertournament4962 7 лет назад +8

      Oooh fk shit on my face

    • @frydemwingz
      @frydemwingz 7 лет назад +16

      Offensive Titles "even" Donald Trump? Trump is a germaphobe. He wouldnt have even touched that spoon, he would have used a new one.

    • @kennethjurls8549
      @kennethjurls8549 7 лет назад +23

      I don't know for sure, but I think in this show when we see the cooks making the meal, it's always the meal Guy is gonna eat. So that dish that he used the nasty spoon on is only gonna be eaten by Guy, so fuck it.

    • @Pt0wN973b0iI
      @Pt0wN973b0iI 7 лет назад +10

      Donald Trump Think most of the large quantities of food made for the show is given to the crew..

  • @reznicak
    @reznicak 2 года назад +4

    I was so high once that I though this is real Guy Fieri

  • @mikaylabrasil4392
    @mikaylabrasil4392 5 лет назад +81

    "Do you like my hair? It's a party on the top, with a handle in the back."

  • @cadibug133
    @cadibug133 7 лет назад +42

    He is 100% Yetti.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +360

    I was really hoping to watch a Guy Fieri video today. And then this happened.
    Life is good.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +4

      scoop I think you just trolled the wrong comment.
      Nicely done!

    • @scoop6322
      @scoop6322 7 лет назад +3

      CaptainLumpyDog I'm so high 😂😂😂😂

    • @memphis-615
      @memphis-615 7 лет назад

      CaptainLumpyDog Well youre lying

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад

      Memphis - About what, exactly?

    • @memphis-615
      @memphis-615 7 лет назад

      CaptainLumpyDog You were lying about wanting to watch a guy fieri, you only said that because you saw this video

  • @leonm6969
    @leonm6969 Год назад +3

    “She likes it sloppy”
    “No I don’t!”

  • @ManikiMPACT
    @ManikiMPACT Год назад +3

    @JaboodyDubs please make more these are funny af

  • @mixedreactions714
    @mixedreactions714 7 лет назад +372

    That food legitimately looks like it was made to induce heart attacks.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 лет назад +20

      one reason the US has a massive obesity problem.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 лет назад +4

      If it strikes a nerve it has a ring of truth to it.

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 6 лет назад +3

      Mckenzie .Latham well you know what they say “the bigger the better”

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 лет назад +1

      Especially with heart attacks right?

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 6 лет назад +8

      Mckenzie .Latham Sweetie calm down, it was a joke.

  • @TuanNguyen-ko8gj
    @TuanNguyen-ko8gj 7 лет назад +50

    i fuucking lost it when he did the drop dollar trick hahaha ftw....

    • @zam7646
      @zam7646 7 лет назад +6

      Oh, fucking shit... AGUURMGMMM!

    • @timeshaft5088
      @timeshaft5088 6 лет назад

      They fall for it every time!

  • @possessedprincess4448
    @possessedprincess4448 2 года назад +7

    Remember guys, give thanks, even if you're all alone and dead inside.

  • @MrCaptainmorgan420
    @MrCaptainmorgan420 4 года назад +10

    "OHHH THANKSGIVING"
    hahahahahaha

  • @alexschluckbier1075
    @alexschluckbier1075 5 лет назад +308

    "You know what I'm buying on Black Friday? A new heart, god damn." 😂😂

  • @ashleyshanks6821
    @ashleyshanks6821 Год назад +2

    I exclusively watch these for the eating sounds. HAAMPH.

  • @marccesario4215
    @marccesario4215 3 года назад +2

    0:39 hearing that hospitality left me rolling

  • @goldenblue8991
    @goldenblue8991 6 лет назад +128

    " it doesn't taste like shit, sure looks like it though" 😂

  • @lordjolly2267
    @lordjolly2267 7 лет назад +291

    "It's a shame all those pilgrims had to die for our sins....Those goddamn Indians ya know?"
    lol Thanksgiving dark humor 5/5 stuffed turkeys for Jaboody.

    • @Vvtism
      @Vvtism 7 лет назад +8

      "...those goddamn indians ya know, fuckin shavages"

    • @tyresewhitewolf515
      @tyresewhitewolf515 7 лет назад

      opa blyaaat that re

    • @tyresewhitewolf515
      @tyresewhitewolf515 7 лет назад +1

      that's racist you fuck😡

    • @Vvtism
      @Vvtism 7 лет назад

      Tyrese Whitewolf do you not see the quotation marks?

    • @lordjolly2267
      @lordjolly2267 7 лет назад +5

      opa blyaaat Lol that kid thinks you're racist.....I guess Jaboody gets a pass though.

  • @otispileowhalespeabody3121
    @otispileowhalespeabody3121 2 года назад +6

    “Now cut me a brick uh bread” 😆

  • @jambalayajones6449
    @jambalayajones6449 3 года назад +4

    Guy fieri is the perfect embodiment of the time between 1998 and 2008

  • @nathanwyatt1637
    @nathanwyatt1637 7 лет назад +107

    "You know what I'm going to get on Black Friday a new hart god dam" 😂😂😂😂😂 got me so good

  • @user-vm1vt3je1i
    @user-vm1vt3je1i 6 лет назад +151

    "She likes it sloppy."
    "No, I don't."

  • @akshaynanthur
    @akshaynanthur 3 года назад +3

    @4:18
    Husband: *"She likes it Sloppy..."*
    Wife: *"No I don't..."*

  • @TheRedRedKroovy
    @TheRedRedKroovy 4 года назад +9

    "SHE LIKES IT SLOPPY!"
    "no i don't"

  • @Yayrel
    @Yayrel 7 лет назад +159

    I'm just starting to think that this is how his voice actually sounds like lol

  • @michaelphillips7556
    @michaelphillips7556 7 лет назад +277

    I want to see a reaction video, with Guy Fieri watching this, it would be priceless.

  • @pherlong7
    @pherlong7 2 года назад +3

    4:19 "She likes it sloppy." "No I don't!"

  • @trevd3058
    @trevd3058 7 лет назад +73

    This is what im truly thankful for on thanksgiving.

  • @victbolt
    @victbolt 7 лет назад +97

    This guy... is fonzie
    hey!
    HYEAAAA...

    • @tootle_soup
      @tootle_soup 4 года назад

      Victor Santos lmfao best line!

  • @MrDav020
    @MrDav020 Год назад +5

    I think I've watched this about a million times and it's still funny.

  • @echandi101
    @echandi101 5 лет назад +55

    My new tradition is to watch this every Thanksgiving lmao

  • @jaimececena8928
    @jaimececena8928 7 лет назад +215

    if you read this, i hope you have a happy thanksgiving.

    • @bboyswitch22
      @bboyswitch22 7 лет назад +32

      fuck you

    • @BeHappy-ky5ft
      @BeHappy-ky5ft 7 лет назад

      Jaime Cecena I'm not American and don't celebrate it. But thanks anyway.

    • @iidunnoooo
      @iidunnoooo 7 лет назад

      Thank you.

    • @sean..L
      @sean..L 7 лет назад

      Jaime Cecena I live in Canada but thank you anyways.

    • @jordanlowrie4188
      @jordanlowrie4188 7 лет назад +2

      I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

  • @SavageLynelButtPlug
    @SavageLynelButtPlug 7 лет назад +3190

    The food in this episode genuinely looks disgusting.

    • @VultureClone
      @VultureClone 7 лет назад +192

      I know. I was thinking maybe it's just some American thing that is accepted over there, but it looks foul.

    • @VultureClone
      @VultureClone 7 лет назад +259

      GLaDOS
      I'm not British or even European, and I wasn't insinuating anything. I just said the food looks weird. You misinterpreted my comment. Man I hope you're trolling, otherwise you're way too easily triggered.

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 7 лет назад +91

      "Britfags" hahaha

    • @Captain_Merica.97
      @Captain_Merica.97 7 лет назад +124

      All My Best Friends Wear Turtlenecks this food don't taste like shit. looks like it though.

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 7 лет назад +85

      the turkey looked great tho.

  • @xZeusAlmightyx
    @xZeusAlmightyx Год назад +11

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone. This has become a tradition to watch every year. Thanks Jaboody!

  • @roybatty3194
    @roybatty3194 3 года назад +2

    Whenever I watch Diners Drive Ins and Dives now....all I see and hear is Jaboody!!😂😂

  • @pcrana1
    @pcrana1 7 лет назад +98

    lmao 3:45 "hnnnnnnnnnngggg thanksgivingggg"

  • @Kay-ev5re
    @Kay-ev5re 7 лет назад +1369

    I'm sorry... Did he just pull the spoon out of his crotch and USE it to stir people's food?! They allowed that?!? 😖😷

    • @RicoRMRM
      @RicoRMRM 7 лет назад +421

      Kay Reid It enhances the flavor tenfold

    • @siopowar
      @siopowar 7 лет назад +332

      Kay Reid its the special fieri salt

    • @Kate-vo3uk
      @Kate-vo3uk 7 лет назад +33

      Rektzy LMAO

    • @ZepG
      @ZepG 7 лет назад +169

      He scraped off some fromunda cheese to help flavor the dish!

    • @6to1
      @6to1 7 лет назад +339

      I'm pretty sure that if Guy Fieri is in your restaurant you're legally not allowed to serve food to customers... The man is a walking bio-hazard.

  • @terristockburger8648
    @terristockburger8648 Год назад +3

    Each year I think of these clips and every time I watch them they are hilarious. Good job, Jaboody. You're a hero of laughter.

  • @kagashiolujan9888
    @kagashiolujan9888 3 года назад +35

    "Flavor town and titty city" Lucky
    "Now remember to give thanks even if ur all alone and dead inside"
    This is my new Thanksgiving quote

  • @phylazen5649
    @phylazen5649 7 лет назад +174

    YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR MORE FIERI DUBS

    • @Boots_And_Slicks14
      @Boots_And_Slicks14 7 лет назад

      Yep, I thought I had to wait till May.

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 года назад

      @Weenie Hut Jr's holy shit was i actually first? also rewatching tonight, can not believe that cook actually used the giant spoon fieri pulled from his crotch

  • @Minecraft101Guide
    @Minecraft101Guide 6 лет назад +28

    As someone who watches Triple D religiously, i want to take a moment to appreciate the effort for Guy's voice.

  • @rexevans100
    @rexevans100 4 года назад +7

    This man has not had a single solid shit in 10 years.

    • @AidenSoren
      @AidenSoren 4 года назад +1

      T SexyRexy 😂😂😂

  • @MrChase115
    @MrChase115 4 года назад +69

    I have to wonder if Guy has seen any of these.

    • @wabberjacky9951
      @wabberjacky9951 4 года назад +16

      I like to think so , it makes me laugh even harder

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 4 года назад +6

      he has and he loves em

    • @ThaBotmon
      @ThaBotmon 3 года назад

      Source?

    • @killrickroll5731
      @killrickroll5731 3 года назад

      My uncle is a bartender at a famous hotel he met guy fieri said dude was whiney and his wife was a bitch

  • @sophie0888
    @sophie0888 5 лет назад +453

    Guy Fieri is like the dollar store version of Gordon Ramsay.

  • @margaretelliot6224
    @margaretelliot6224 7 лет назад +73

    I am now going to justify everything with "It's what the pilgrims did"

  • @aughtrnb
    @aughtrnb 3 года назад +4

    This is now a Thanksgiving tradition. I watch this on T-day with my brother and uncles. Lol.

  • @fynyxdezine524
    @fynyxdezine524 4 года назад +2

    The accents on this channel are spot on. Your channel really brightens my day. Great job, guys.

  • @PCDisciple
    @PCDisciple 7 лет назад +179

    I feel like a schoolboy again! A fuckin naughty schoolboy 😂

    • @GWnmDanTheMan
      @GWnmDanTheMan 7 лет назад +5

      PC Disciple We need Jaboody to cast the casters!

    • @BloodySeaGullsRoss
      @BloodySeaGullsRoss 7 лет назад

      PC Disciple I don't know how these guys do it but every new video has a new and hilarious quote 😂

    • @winstoncarter2119
      @winstoncarter2119 7 лет назад

      Shit lol, I posted the same comment. Goddam boy!

    • @PCDisciple
      @PCDisciple 7 лет назад

      Faithful Companion omg i've been tracked down HAHA

    • @PCDisciple
      @PCDisciple 7 лет назад +1

      BloodySeaGulls i love the possessed by rappers one that came after this. holy shit the ending had me almost on the floor

  • @dookiestain3591
    @dookiestain3591 7 лет назад +15

    "I feel like a school boy again,fucking naughty school boy."