Strange Addiction: I Want to be a Mattress Dub
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2016
- What happens when you eat 8 mattresses? You become one.
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"This isn't how life works. For instance, I wanted to become a doctor, which meant years of med school, not that I had to eat another doctor"
As I'm reading your comment the doctor was saying that exact part 😂😂😂😂😂
Well, I've been to physicians who were so bad, that I have to wonder if they really did become a doctor by eating another doctor. Seriously, I don't know how those incompetents got through medical school and a residency.
Stephen Charbonneau oh wtf as I'm reading your comment the exact scene with the doctor is happening
I did...
Victor Ochoa same
This whole thing seems like it would come from a GTA san Andreas radio station
LMAO
Pants on Fire perfect XD
omfggggg
Pants on Fire YES
hahahaha exactly
“I wanted to be a doctor, which means years of med school. Not that I had to eat another doctor” words to live by
💀🤣
I mean I ate a doctor once and now I'm in the hospital so that counts, right?
@@beaniebean4885 XD
TIL
@@beaniebean4885 You found a doctor outside of a hospital? That's like finding a Ferrari at Goodwill
6:12 Best transition ever
Womattress: (Sings something about being a mattress)
Doctor:*you'regonnadie*
Is it bad I actually thought this was the original audio at first
+Berrypawz being a racist is fun!
+Berrypawz It's completely feasible. lol
+Phillip Benoit How is that racist?
You don't know what it's like TO LIVE AND DIE AS A BED!
lop
America's next top mattress
LMAOOO
I would pay to watch that omg
yea i would to
my thing is I just wanna use the bathroom so please Jennifer: shut fuck up durren so weak just stop
got memes?
Makes me feel better about being addicted to normal stuff like pills & cocaine
Are you trying to become a pill? Careful, you'll be water soluble!!!
It's all about perspective bro
that’s not normal either
@@jaredmiller9205 in comparison, it's wayyyyy more common lmao
@@savannahibbs2539 true
I think the mom is low-key trying to become a sofa
She's a love seat.
@@mbc86xl84 That's what Jennifer's mom was called by her dad
A more reachable goal
"I had to wash it down with a water bed" 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
+Almilia 😂😂😂😂
ayy lmao 👽
"bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrriiccth"
i died😂😂😂
Andres Romero 404 likes
So weak
Givenchy Stones is so weak.
*_biiiiiiitchhhhh_*
Are we going to ignore how dirty those walls are? Damn...
That’s what really bad mental health problems look like.
Maybe she also addicted to drinking paint
@@w.lester255 Ikr....felt kinda bad for laughing at this video, because deep down I know this woman is very ill and needs help.
@@w.lester255 I'm mentally ill but my house is clean af. I guess it's different for everyone. But like... how did the freaking wall get dirty?
@@whyparkjiminnotridejiminwater damage
I wish there was a full version of “ Mattress Bitch”
@Limau Purut is that made by jaboody dubs or just someone stealing their content
Now I wish there was a full version of to live and die as a bed
@@bertbertsson6094 It's made by Jaboody. In fact, there's a link to it in the description of this video.
On the patreon page
@N.A.P CLIPS Thanks bro
"I had to wash it down with a waterbed" LMFAO I'm dying
SAME 😂
😂
+Kyler Toro 😂😂😂
YOOOOOOOO, I was bout to comment the same thing😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I get it, she's queen-sized
You changed my life
Obese sized*
Kween sized. Yas kween
@@kingbyrd.1512 Kang sized
Mickey Brown all of you are wrong. She is Cal King size.
Legitimately one of the greatest videos in RUclips history. No exaggeration
1000% agree
“Why can’t she just be healthy, like me.”
Mom is looking a 🦆🦆
That killed me 🤣🤣🤣
0:47
IS THAT A PAPER LINT ROLLER?! STOP WASTING MONEY AND BUY A SCHTICKY!
Dafaq is wrong with you? lol
Leana Gonzales "SWOOOSH" that was the sound of the joke going right over you
sticky buddy xD
Jizz Fandango But a Schticky is $20, but you can get a Sticky Buddy instead for just $9.99!
@who?
you know what? what leana gonzales said is actually part of the joke.
your comment is the most ironic thing i've ever seen in my life.
"MIND IF I FOAM UP REAL QUICK??"
Patrick Batemans Waifu “Step 1, denial.”
@@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 "I ain't denying shit doc, I feel fine"
Patrick Batemans Waifu 🤣🤣🤣
avengers suit up
That's like the newer & better version of supercharging 😭
“I had to wash it down with a water bed” 😂😂 I couldn’t
You couldn't what? Are you straight up dying fam? You can't breathe?
@@aiuua8337 😀
“I wanted to be a doctor, which meant years of medical school... not that I had to eat another doctor.”
Why can't she be healthy? ....like me?
Noah Caldwell we get it, you feel wonderful in your own body and skin, don't boast some of us become jealous
That one ugly kid oh hey its Dave Strider lol
Noah Caldwell you forgot something called the QUOTATION MARKS
That was my favorite line. I laughed so hard.
"You mind if I foam up real quick?" What an absolute legend
Step one: Denial
" i aint denying shit doc"
Legends never die!
666th like
Doctor: "Yeah, but he didn't eat a mattress."
“My government name is Jennifer”
When she eats an air mattress: “Not very filling.”
That's just a diet mattress
"I mean you see these layers? That's three layers player."
Courtney Smith
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whatchu know 'bout dat, playa?
Ogres have layers
That's imported from overseas whatchu know about that? 😂
It was funnier when I said it. Now shut up.
"I'm the first.. best believe" lmfao
😂
+Caitlin H "best buh-LIEVE"
+Caitlin H "Tupac said legends live forever"
+Dogald Trump yeah, but... he didn't eat a mattress...
+Caitlin H I thought she said "disbelief". Whoops :D
6:13 the sudden change of tone is making me crack up
That’s THREE layas, playa!!!!!
At first I didn't mind Jennifer eating mattresses but then I was like damn where am I suppose to sleep lmfao
Brittany Selinger that sounds so real
I thought he said eat XD
That little dude was cracking me up the most.
That was the best part xD
Trex 8210 ye
Cool
Jennifer: "I luv ya, lil broOorRp ..."
Darius: "Ye? Coo..."
😂😂
"My mom wet the bed last night so that gives it a little more flavor."
Wow.
I'm scared of life.
"I'd love to someday own a mattress store of my own but it will be like a restaurant"
I died XD
Sam zu whos on your picture?
myself 0,0
Sam zu you look beautiful
thanks! ^^
Sam zu sounds like a profitable business if you ask me
_I had to wash it down with a waterbed._ 😂
Krock that one cracked me up 😂😂😂😂
Krock As soon as I read your comment the person actually said it😂😂😂😂 Lmfao!!😂😂😂😂
My dad and I just about died laughing
That one made me laugh😭
so funny LOL shits meh XD
Someone needs to make that "I am the mattress bitch" song
ruclips.net/video/hqb4RYgpCxc/видео.html
@@venussproductions4541 Wtf?? 😂😂😂😂
KrakKokayne haha ikr when I found out there was a long version of the song I immediately liked it 😂😂
@@venussproductions4541 Thank you so much!
"Memorika Fome" was the thing that got me.
I didn't get it. What's the joke there?
@@jsrgev It's like a "black name" for Memory Foam.
@@bumbledouche3323 Oh thanks, thought it was something more specific maybe
"See.... my whole thing is , I just wanna use the bathroom...."
LMFAOOOO
I just want things to be the way they used to be.
“I can’ even take a shit ‘nee mo’ “
I would like this but I dont wanna mess up your 666 thing going on 🤘🏾
"Shut the fuck up darius, So weak!"
the best part is when Jennifer said "ain't nobody gonna stop me" and they cut to her mom "I gotta stop this bitch"
Cocobarbarian but when her mom said “why can’t she just be healthy, like me?” 😂😂😂
"Tupac said, 'legends live forever'". "Yeah, but he didn't eat a mattress". 😂😂😂😂😂 fixing to die 😂😀
There is a bacteria that eats nylon, amazing how nature can adapt.
One that eats styrofoam too
there are also bacteria that produce THC and psilocybin
"Why can't she just be healthy like me?"
Pans over and shows that she's ⅔ the size of her daughter
Yeah no shit that was the joke you didn’t have to comment it
Big goof seriously it’s like he think that was actually said by that woman. Every person who liked that comment is a fucking moron
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
numba1pimp playaOG 😂😂😂
"Well, 2pac said, legends live forever."
"Yeah, but he didn't eat a mattres"
I’m the first, best believe
@@DarkEmoNinja you are.
I read this the moment it appeared in on screen.
Chadd Francis same
Well there's actually a conspiracy theory that in fact, Tupac did eat mattresses. It was just covered up by the FBI...
The beaver teeth part XD
6:15
Casually rapping about being a mattress
Doctor- You’re gonna die
Lmao 🤣 it killed me
3:21 "How can being an inanimate object be a career?"
I don't know, but somehow, Roman Reigns does it just fine.
rekt
Roman has no talent.
+Life Is Crap Shieeet lol
+Life Is Crap Who?
+DecrepitServant some dood in WWE
when is her mixtape dropping? 5:56
Hhahaha
That shit killed me 😂😂
Oh shit I love this song I am the mattress bitch
Post-mortem album coming soon.
+jackbaradog original song
Lil Kim - Magic Stick (Ft 50 Cent)
I love how accurate this dub is to the actual episode...
Everytime I hear “To live and die in LA” I just can’t help myself but sing, “TO LIVE AND DIE AS A BED”
I had to wash it down with a water bed-
Had me dying 1:35
Same looooolll
Nile Norris
1:46
Nileboy505 same
It's funny how her brother is the only one skinny
Shadow Hunter honestly tho 😩 eating habits can stem from the parents, so either he took all the fast metabolism genes or he saw what was going on and eats healthier
Cuz his sister left none for him
Like he said, “what am I supposed to eat”?
Poor black people only eat at McDonald's so he probably get's just one burger
Boned ToTheStone i think he said “where am i supposed to sleep”, though that would have been funny too
If you truly pay attention to these, and re-watch them, you see how freaking clever these really are!!!!! I adore this
I got a mattress ad before this 😂😂
Did you order it for dinner?
scrumptious
Well, Tupac said: Legends live forever.
best believe
+Oli M yeah, but he didn't eat a mattress
Well Tupac didn't eat a mattress.
Eli The Other Computer Guy im the first, best believe
furryraver4ever heroes never die
"It was serious about 5 mattresses ago" loool!
Laugh out out out loud!
6:37
i was going to say something about it, but you beat me to it.
Richard Hey
fucking lost it "you're going to die"
Richard I
Tried a spring mattress once, that hurt. I had to wash that down with a waterbed.
I thought Jaboody was exaggerating, but holy crap this is actually what happened originally. I hope she recovered in real life.
"Memorika Foam"
The more I think about it the funnier it gets 😂😂😂😂
Memorika Fome*
Can someone explain this? I don't think I'm getting the joke
Josh Regev Say Memory Foam and then Memorika foam out loud.
*666* likes.
Me : imma give this comment a like.
Just how brian need some jesus water
*Family Guy reference*
@@theoregonguyI don't think he did
I love the fact that they put a dude's voice on her😂😂
Yeah, that was my favorite part of the dub, best believe.
@@customfantasyhotwheels you my good man(with a womans voice) are underrated
🤘🏾
Two number nines...
@@Crocogator number 9 large
3:54 the background people 😂😂🤣
The photo at the end had me dead af
"So wasupp haters" is my new favorite greeting for everyone..."so weak "is how I respond to any questions
So you're an asshole? Like imagine looking at a parody where people act in outrageous ways and then just go "that's the one. That's the person I will base my behaviour on."
@@LazzyVamples mad cause bad
@@LazzyVamples it's just dark humor christ
@@dragonempress8367 You should double check the definition of "dark humor."
@@LazzyVamples stop being a pissbaby about tye situation
5:56 😂😂😂 That Mattress song is so catchy but so funny.😂
"You're gonna to die" 💀😂
That’s a real song you know😂😂😂😂
@@leov468 yeah Majic Stick 50¢
The voice make it so funny
@Little Horror Lolwut!?! I need this in my life, STAT!!!
The freestyle over "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent, killed me 🤣😂 5:56
This is truly one of the best videos on RUclips
"Tupac said legends never die.."
"Yeah but he didn't eat a mattress"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM DED
So is Tupac.
TESSA oh shit that’s gnarly xD
XD. sorry but it spelled 2pac
Why mention him on this video super funny this fat lady eating mattresses saying crazy sh*t
Rab “yeah I’m the first”
“Inamanent”
Wtf!!! Only in America.
@@blablablabla4236 What?
@@EngineerMikey5 peeps pronouncing wordz sose wrongs'
LOOOL 😂😂
Jason Oquinn What’s Darius really trying to say then? Immanent?
I need to hear the entire "to live and die as a bed" track!
OUTTA MY WAY TV PRODUCERS! Holy hell man, what a masterpiece 😆
"Tupac said '"Legends Live Forever"' "Yeah, but he didn't eat a mattress"
IM the first Best Beleeeeev
...
In loving memory foam?
Haha
I can’t even watch this. Damn.
00:29 "Damn! Where am I supposed to sleep?" LMFAO
if she's a mattress and she's eating mattresses does that mean she's a cannibal
HAHAHAHA!!!! This was absolutely awesome!!!
"I wanted to become a doctor. Which meant years of med school. NOT that I had to EAT another doctor."
Andy Cook that makes sense
If all of the tv shows are made this way, world would be much better place.
*M E M O R I K A F O M E* 😂😂😂😂😂
4:18 “So wassup, haters?” has become my new greeting.
Hey isnt that pic the kid from a manga Ive read somewhere?
@@jackel2652 it's from a webtoon called sunny side skies, if ur talking about her current one
@@nat-to3oj yep I love to read it on my free time
We worry bout chu.
"Tupac said, legends live forever" "Yeah but he didn't eat a mattress" xDD
0:48 Gotta use the sticky buddy on it I see
"It was serious about 5 mattresses ago."
"Uhmmm, yeeah, Doc, I feel ya. Mhmm, yea."
"My government name is Jennifer." xD
Her new name is Serta
@@dx.feelgood5825 was
Her new name is Mai Pillo
And I want to be a matress
honestly, I dont know how the doctor scene could have been anything different than this dub.
"It was serious about 5 matresses ago." bahaha
Man this channel is off the hook !
7:17 “looks like your made of 90% foam”
Wait so did it work
this is so well dubbed, I forgot it wasn't the actual show. 😂
Same
This is probably way better than whatever the fuck the original show was about.
@@DJdoppIer I just looked up the original. Its not far off at all. This is better though.
he's just that good.
It's actually pretty accurate and a lot better
"inaminent object"😂😂😂 3:21
AdrummingNobody Darius is a lil' bitch! And he gay! >:V
LOL
An inanimate lol
AdrummingNobody I love it! INAMINATE!!!!!!!!!! And they say "from that day FORF! Bad, but hilarious taste!!!!!
AdrummingNobody Iii
I saw that this woman died choking on a prison mattress. I still blacked out laughing at this
While watching this I got an ad about mattresses this is just icing on the cake. I love all of your videos!
"I had to wash it down with a waterbed"
😂😂😂
ikr lmfao
😅😅😅
#waterbed
that was the best part lmao
"The doctor preformed cpr on jennifer but she was just to soft and squishy to be revived" i fucking lost it
Same
RUclips making the best joke of all playing an ad for a damn mattress halfway through the video
This show is already weird. This makes it so much more ludicrously funny.
" my mom's wet the bed last night and uh .....that makes all the difference"
Me: Clicks on video
*Ad for Mattress Firm shows up*
Omg same XDD
Look up mattress ranch commercials. They are pretty funny. We have them over here in Washington.
COINCIDENCE?
I had one for pillows
Yo I just bought a new mattress 75 percent off ,jelly rolls do
1:36 I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
"jennifer sometimes lays on the floor demanding someone to fall asleep on her" 😂😂😂
"I had to wash it down with a water bed" sent me to THE MOON
"I love this song. I am the mattress bitch. I know if I can eat one, I can eat five. I'll eat your whole mattress. Mother fuckers don't believe me then come over tonight and I'll eat your mattress. What! What! Mattress. Uh huh. Uh huh. I am the mattress bitch."
fredy hernandez what
Alyssa Evans right after the song. The doctor says "you're going to die "
Mikaela Renè oooooh I was so confused
best coment ever ahhaahahah
mmmhmmm
"I had to wash it down with a waterbed."
😂😂😂
“mothafuckas be thinkin outside the box, but Im tryna thinkin onTOp of the box” ~ Jennifer
that picture at the end was dank af lol
😭
Cameron Whitten I know right XD
Seriously, I'm dying!!!
Cameron Whitten How about the doctor's notes in the office.Lol the pic he sketched of her.Haha
I know right I am still dying laughing!!! XD The whole house came in and asked if I was okay.