Mario Maker 2, but explained with food

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2019
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  • @KamenRiderGreed
    @KamenRiderGreed 4 года назад +3305

    I'm surprised you didn't talk at all about the "Super Expert" meals, or the steaks filled with tiny bones that break your teeth that the chef calls "Hidden Blocks".

    • @deeznuts-kw6yv
      @deeznuts-kw6yv 4 года назад +124

      Or a five course meal that is actually injected with a nauseating virus (troll levels)

    • @deeznuts-kw6yv
      @deeznuts-kw6yv 4 года назад +57

      Or a dish that is just a rock (levels that just makes you stuck

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 4 года назад +47

      Or a dish that eats itself (glitch levels)

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 4 года назад +26

      Or an ingredient that the chef decided not to put in the kitchen and instead keep it all to himself (the stone)

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 4 года назад +23

      Or the classic milk that will spoil in 15 minutes. (Speedrun)

  • @ShamanAlchemist
    @ShamanAlchemist 4 года назад +2653

    “This steak isn’t very good..”
    *”Well I kinda spent all my time on the bubonic plague”*

    • @sbeve5359
      @sbeve5359 4 года назад +42

      60 likes and no comments...
      Im here to change that

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 4 года назад +33

      1/3 Of Europe Be Like.

    • @drowsy_hk
      @drowsy_hk 4 года назад +14

      congrats that is in fact a funny thing that he said

    • @mylan4742
      @mylan4742 4 года назад +19

      Thanks for telling me that he said that dude I’m actually deaf

    • @ShamanAlchemist
      @ShamanAlchemist 4 года назад +8

      Mylan
      Mad respect bro, gotta be there for the deaf homies

  • @SpinDash
    @SpinDash 3 года назад +1546

    “YEAH, I’VE HAD TOAST”
    That got me for sure

  • @megaagentj2248
    @megaagentj2248 3 года назад +242

    Refreshing levels is like the chef shooting soap into your mouth with a hose while strobe lights are constantly flashing and the chef is screaming

    • @chef_minawii4591
      @chef_minawii4591 Год назад +13

      The only "refreshing" level that would be refreshing would be the 1-1 level but you see it from below, and then the whole map gets air-raided and all of 1-1 is freaking nuked

    • @messydesk_animation_studios
      @messydesk_animation_studios Год назад +3

      Yup, not refreshing at all. Just hurts my eyes and ears.

  • @Subjecttochannel
    @Subjecttochannel 4 года назад +5908

    I was a little disapointed that you didn't have a Kiazo section. "The chef walks over, sets down a sandwich and then stabs you repeatedly while laughing."

    • @Gamermario-lb3rq
      @Gamermario-lb3rq 4 года назад +511

      Subjecttochange maybe a Kaizo meal is the food placed on the other side of the restaurant guarded by trained martial artists and you have to defeat them to eat the meal.

    • @tjackknife6590
      @tjackknife6590 4 года назад +257

      It's like they hand you a boulder and say "Eat this."

    • @CardbroadM
      @CardbroadM 4 года назад +288

      Here's your meal, but we've also framed you for killing John Wick's dog. Good luck.

    • @cliffthecrafter
      @cliffthecrafter 4 года назад +130

      Kaizo is like a pepper that's so spicy it's actually killed people, which you can find tons of videos of people challenging themselves to get through.

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 4 года назад +51

      The chef ignites a bomb, then hands it to you.
      "Eat this."

  • @Favmir
    @Favmir 4 года назад +685

    I think a better analogy for an automatic level would be this:
    Chef sets the pan on fire and juggle his knife set 5 times, then toss all the ingredients into the air and collect them all mid-air with the dish.
    Then you taste the food and it just tastes like burnt wood.

    • @smolbrendan5978
      @smolbrendan5978 4 года назад +38

      As a proud father of two automatic levels, this is exactly what it felt like to make them.

  • @erinium19
    @erinium19 3 года назад +701

    "I still haven't finished Game of Thrones."
    *finishes GOT*
    You know what? I'll try the steak.

    • @LazloGaming364
      @LazloGaming364 2 года назад +12

      I would have called the cops. Why does he have bubonic plague!?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 года назад +28

      @@LazloGaming364
      *Cop:* I know! It's a party.

    • @wigley7610
      @wigley7610 6 месяцев назад

      "I Got GOT"

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 2 месяца назад

      "Which one?"
      "All three, just to be safe I got it"

    • @WOKEchair
      @WOKEchair Месяц назад

      ​@@davidhong1934 one could say it's a Mario Party

  • @mubeendewan2287
    @mubeendewan2287 3 года назад +1426

    I'd like to imagine that the really difficult levels are just meals covered in hot sauce

    • @sangkim6556
      @sangkim6556 3 года назад +57

      Or your meal is surrounded by millions of peppers, and you are blindfolded

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 3 года назад +15

      Carolina Reaper sauce?

    • @sniper9395
      @sniper9395 3 года назад +11

      Hot sauce with knifes and sharp needles inside the meal

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 2 года назад +5

      @@plagueman049 Pepper X sauce

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 2 года назад +3

      @@plagueman049 or dragons breath if you only count officially tested ones

  • @jaydenwilton5279
    @jaydenwilton5279 4 года назад +3494

    me: can i just have a normal platforming level?
    Nintendo: here's a durian.

  • @swagzagoon2596
    @swagzagoon2596 4 года назад +1949

    "I dont want to die, i haven't finished game of thrones..."
    Just eat it buddy, save yourself the time...

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Год назад +48

    The auto-scrolling levels are really cool to watch. They take a lot of fancy tricks to make, but they aren't fun to play necessarily. Its like those really really fancy art cakes that have really detailed designs but still just taste like your average cake.

    • @gumdrop371
      @gumdrop371 9 месяцев назад +6

      yeah it’s like you order this and it’s 100x more expensive than your normal cake but tastes the same.

  • @fracturedemperoror
    @fracturedemperoror 3 года назад +526

    "refreshing" levels
    its like the chef comes and feeds you dog crap

    • @coolguy082
      @coolguy082 3 года назад +48

      RAINBOW dog crap.

    • @theblueyoshi3414
      @theblueyoshi3414 3 года назад +72

      More like you get the meal, and as soon as you take the first bite the chef throws a flash bang at you

    • @hotdogboi6829
      @hotdogboi6829 3 года назад +19

      The chef brings Wendy’s Chili with a hard drug inside

    • @NeonWasInUse
      @NeonWasInUse 2 года назад +9

      @@theblueyoshi3414
      this comment
      this comment right here wins the internet.

    • @aneasteregg8171
      @aneasteregg8171 2 года назад +12

      No, it's like he hears you like sweet food, but instead of making a cake or something he just brings you a bowl of sugar and a glass of maple syrup.

  • @gafined2345
    @gafined2345 4 года назад +1941

    There's those levels that look impossible but have a hidden way the creator can win so that they could post it which is like being given raw chicken and there's an oven hidden under the table

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 3 года назад +47

      YES

    • @familyfraser7905
      @familyfraser7905 3 года назад +42

      Find the korean barbecue.

    • @xboy9384
      @xboy9384 2 года назад +98

      “hey this chicken isn’t really good”
      “well yeah I kinda spent my time hiding an oven under the table”

    • @redex7413
      @redex7413 2 года назад +28

      And then there are those levels that troll you just to make you angry.
      It's like if you ordered an hamburger without ketchup and they just served you ketchup.
      *a troll hamburger*

    • @SuperMarioAutist
      @SuperMarioAutist 2 года назад +14

      Or a Kaizo level where you have to eat a plate of rice while standing on a stool.

  • @BattleBalloon
    @BattleBalloon 4 года назад +473

    “Can I have the “guess the door” meal next”
    Me: *oh no*

    • @SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc
      @SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc 4 года назад

      @@cati2947 ha hahahnahahhahwahwhhqwhahahhahabjnahanhanahhahanahahansososahsossoaahahajjahahahsosahhahahahahahahanahanaaaaaaaa

  • @sillyman2
    @sillyman2 2 года назад +230

    The fact he actually bought a durian for a single video is insane. Those things are expensive.

    • @lillianmcgovern
      @lillianmcgovern Год назад

      And they taste like shit lol

    • @treemaster8135
      @treemaster8135 Год назад

      He did it in this video too
      ruclips.net/video/JaZpmHC3LRg/видео.html

    • @TheVRNerd
      @TheVRNerd 10 месяцев назад +8

      He buys tons of durians

  • @truffleworm9888
    @truffleworm9888 3 года назад +143

    troll level: the chef walks over and gives you a bowl of dumplings. you attempt to bite into one, only to discover that it is hard as a rock. the chef then takes away the bowl of dumplings and serves you one dumpling at a time, and you have to guess if It's real or a rock. oh and if you guess wrong you have to start all over

  • @sorenwoo
    @sorenwoo 4 года назад +4558

    It's all fun and games until someone finds a can opener in a banana

    • @fossy365
      @fossy365 4 года назад +120

      Chiquita really needs to get their shit together. 5th can opener I've bitten into this month

    • @timedargonslayer
      @timedargonslayer 4 года назад +18

      Forrest Starnes This confused me as that is my dogs name

    • @imperialphoenix1229
      @imperialphoenix1229 4 года назад +7

      @@fossy365 lmao

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 4 года назад +11

      Also, why was the durian not cut lengthwise?

    • @PunkyPlays
      @PunkyPlays 4 года назад +5

      OOOOF

  • @quaze_tf9921
    @quaze_tf9921 4 года назад +3457

    Automatic levels: “I eat, you watch”

    • @randomzergling
      @randomzergling 3 года назад +66

      Now I eat your ROLEX watch.

    • @NOL_bm
      @NOL_bm 3 года назад +6

      What?

    • @paravalent7974
      @paravalent7974 3 года назад +39

      Mukbang

    • @Doisefan990
      @Doisefan990 3 года назад +3

      what?

    • @Robin_Glorb
      @Robin_Glorb 3 года назад +39

      @@Doisefan990 you order the food, the chef gives it to you, and the chef eats it

  • @practicesainteria0725
    @practicesainteria0725 3 года назад +261

    The face that Doug made while chewing that durian describes the whole year of 2020

    • @trinken_1
      @trinken_1 2 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @theeyeoftheyinyangs
      @theeyeoftheyinyangs Год назад +3

      “You know… uhh… This kinda tastes like shit.”
      2020 - 2023 in a nutshell.

    • @NoxWyatt
      @NoxWyatt 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@theeyeoftheyinyangsOnly difference is that 2022 and 2023 have actually been pretty good in comparison to 2020 and 2021.

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 11 месяцев назад

      @@NoxWyattNono, let the morons fester, they can’t stop dwelling on the past

    • @The_Moth1
      @The_Moth1 7 месяцев назад

      Durian fruit smell horrendous, but actually taste decent

  • @vincegiffen
    @vincegiffen 3 года назад +57

    Ross made levels: a plate of broken glass, barbed wire, and lemon juice but if you finish you get your name on the wall

  • @someguy166
    @someguy166 4 года назад +844

    Mario Party: iT's A pArTy
    Mario Maker: iT's ToAsT

    • @abadfirstnameabadlastname4259
      @abadfirstnameabadlastname4259 4 года назад +3

      Some guy stole your comment and got more likes feels bad he just put 2019 and 2018 instead

    • @someguy166
      @someguy166 4 года назад +12

      @@abadfirstnameabadlastname4259 just saw it, it's fine. I put comments in for fun, not thumbs-ups, sure it helps me gauge how many people liked it but still, I could care less

    • @nathanangeles1000
      @nathanangeles1000 4 года назад

      I feel bad for u man, this joke was funny..

    • @someguy166
      @someguy166 4 года назад +1

      Anyone can make a joke, anyone can have the same joke and not know someone else knows that joke, on here if you put a joke in the comments, it's a roulette

    • @nathanangeles1000
      @nathanangeles1000 4 года назад

      @@someguy166 you right

  • @dragonskywalker5507
    @dragonskywalker5507 4 года назад +1390

    You forget one: all those recreations, especially 1-1. It’s like McDonald’s just across the road, but the place serve a million different ripoffs of Big Mac

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +41

    3:50
    Doug : *cuts open a durian horizontally instead of vertically following the stem*
    Every Malay watching : "I have decided that I want to die"

  • @moonzers1591
    @moonzers1591 Год назад +20

    Hey sometimes there's troll levels in Mario Maker 2 and the dish would be called "Troll Dinner" the chef hands you a dish and when nearly start to take a bite the chef flips the dish

    • @mattalevine
      @mattalevine Год назад +2

      The actual good troll levels are when the chef brings out the best-looking steak you've ever seen... but when you cut it open, it's cake.

  • @Magykti
    @Magykti 4 года назад +755

    DougDoug: Today we are going to explain the origin of the universe, the meaning of life, and Area 51 with food and blindfolded and with voice commands only
    Edit: while Twitch chat is controlling the keyboard
    Edit: While riding a grass-fed keto avocado up a mountain
    Edit: While speed boosting
    Edit: While planes are falling out of the sky

    • @SetlingAxe
      @SetlingAxe 4 года назад +23

      While twitch stream is controlling the mouse and keyboard

    • @LilMissMorpho
      @LilMissMorpho 4 года назад +7

      I would watch the hell out of that!! XD

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 4 года назад +5

      And while being chased by cops and with planes falling out of the sky

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux 4 года назад

      @@danielsmerdel8214 lmfao

  • @thebaku818
    @thebaku818 4 года назад +442

    In the most recent update we have "Uno mas" levels, which are basically like they used commonly used imported ingredients that are barely just being implemented in new, crazy and insanely tasty ways, but you have to do everything in the right order or the chef will 360 noscope your face.
    Prior to that, we had music levels, in which you just have a sandwich while an orchestra plays a personal concert just for you, and somehow the music makes you think you had a good meal.
    Then there are Alpharad's levels. They are puzzle meals, but cranked up ×20 in difficulty.

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 3 года назад +13

      puzzle meals that will absolutely kill you by nuclear explosion if you don’t take a bite in a specific manner at a specific time but only if you’re a specific gender

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +13

      Then you have the menu section labeled "LilKirbs' House Special". Everything in it is technically edible, but the food also tries to kill the customers while they're eating.

    • @plou1858
      @plou1858 3 года назад +1

      So it basically drugs

    • @iv9753
      @iv9753 3 года назад +3

      Except the sandwich is actually just toast

    • @Agricarnation
      @Agricarnation 2 года назад +3

      Alpharad levels are just plates of rhubarb leaves.

  • @gamingnebula5704
    @gamingnebula5704 3 года назад +39

    And then come the next meal, called music level. Where the chef brings out toast, but put headphones on you to listen to music while you eat.

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 2 года назад

      @Deborah Ajao the food has deadly poison but if you eat to the rhythm the antidote gets injected into you

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 2 года назад +3

      Yes.
      Sometimes with the chef randomly screaming.

    • @minifye
      @minifye Год назад +1

      You mean he hires a band to play only while you’re eating?

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 11 месяцев назад

      that would've been nice, though

  • @HighOnFrootLoopz
    @HighOnFrootLoopz 2 года назад +19

    at 7:07 you should of said: "YEAH WE HAVE TOAST!"

  • @randomdude3318
    @randomdude3318 4 года назад +319

    1:13
    "I know, it's a party."

    • @jujubearyyyy
      @jujubearyyyy 3 года назад +11

      What kind of parties are you going to 1:15

    • @dallen3000
      @dallen3000 3 года назад

      Back in my day, we had lemon parties

    • @bradleygunter5946
      @bradleygunter5946 3 года назад +1

      @@dallen3000 oh heck No

    • @britejelly169
      @britejelly169 3 года назад +1

      Me: wha?
      The dude: its toast
      Dougdoug: i dont understand?

  • @crobjectshowcreator6215
    @crobjectshowcreator6215 4 года назад +731

    “ I kinda spent all my time hiding weird shit everywhere “
    - Nintendo 2019

    • @mmemyostillplays7952
      @mmemyostillplays7952 3 года назад +1

      Olol

    • @dakotashroom5401
      @dakotashroom5401 2 года назад +4

      It's the players, not Nintendo. But, they should have had tutorials. Not of what to do but what not to do.

    • @businessbee8929
      @businessbee8929 2 года назад +9

      “Well I kinda spent all my time on the Bubonic plague”
      -Nintendo 2019

    • @LazloGaming364
      @LazloGaming364 2 года назад +2

      The durian has avocados in it. Is that normal?

    • @NovelteaJ1228
      @NovelteaJ1228 2 года назад +1

      well this is a small world

  • @praetorprime
    @praetorprime 2 года назад +4

    "I still haven't finished Game of Thrones."
    "As a mercy, these two are the plague, and I highly recommend them."

  • @jlust6660
    @jlust6660 3 года назад +30

    The pure dedication, you actually bought and ate Durian for this.

  • @LightskinSaiyan
    @LightskinSaiyan 4 года назад +731

    When anyone asks for Nintendo to add stuff
    Nintendo: *HERES A DURIAN*

    • @BattleBalloon
      @BattleBalloon 4 года назад +4

      Pwease listen to us Nintendwo UwU

    • @dodsonboys
      @dodsonboys 4 года назад +5

      @@BattleBalloon oh no

    • @Allustar
      @Allustar 4 года назад +4

      MarioSonicKirbyGames Fuck off
      (It’s part of the meme.)

    • @khodibritton8368
      @khodibritton8368 4 года назад +7

      Correction: Here’s several durians stacked on top of each other.
      And a little green guy that barfs out durians.

    • @AtheAnt128
      @AtheAnt128 4 года назад

      MarioSonicKirbyGames no

  • @nikocayetano1805
    @nikocayetano1805 4 года назад +86

    6:13 “Where you have to finish your whole meal in 30 seconds before it gets soggy and you die”
    I hate it when that happens

  • @lucasc8972
    @lucasc8972 3 года назад +8

    Refreshing levels: the chef puts a picture in front of you

  • @humanoid4812
    @humanoid4812 3 года назад +15

    Refreshing levels as food: Your food just blows up

  • @danielmaher1654
    @danielmaher1654 4 года назад +2669

    "Have you ever eaten food before?"
    *"Yeah I've had toast"*
    Edit: Why did this get so many likes? It's literally a quote from the video

    • @paulleonard9860
      @paulleonard9860 4 года назад +25

      I’ve had a tube stuck down my throat

    • @Dragonsrcool12
      @Dragonsrcool12 4 года назад +15

      I’ve had a durian where I had to use a butcher knife under a banana box that I didn’t find out about until I opened a tuna can by eating bananas until one banana was actually a can opener.

    • @adrienbarker
      @adrienbarker 4 года назад +6

      I've had the ability to ruin these comments which go perfectly with the video

    • @egbertdezee702
      @egbertdezee702 4 года назад +6

      You know what they say:
      All toasters toast *toast*

    • @henryd5360
      @henryd5360 4 года назад +3

      All toast toast toasters

  • @KronosSatanael
    @KronosSatanael 4 года назад +369

    6:00 “it’s like order a pizza, and putting 6 bags of cheese on it”
    Me- Is that a problem...?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +7

      If you put nothing but cheddar, then it is a problem

    • @stxrrytbh
      @stxrrytbh 4 года назад +18

      No it isn't......unless you are allergic to cheese.

    • @benjaminhernandez2071
      @benjaminhernandez2071 4 года назад +8

      I LOVE CHEESE

    • @thecornmaker849
      @thecornmaker849 4 года назад +15

      Excuse me, you got some pizza in my cheese.

    • @irlpinhead
      @irlpinhead 4 года назад +3

      if it’s shredded mozzarella, then it is absolutely not a problem.

  • @buddeman27
    @buddeman27 3 года назад +12

    "I know cooking a new meal is hard"
    Me: **visible confusion, screaming in food genius**

  • @ingame203
    @ingame203 3 года назад +13

    2:47 Ah yes, the level I got in Multiplayer Versus. It was chaos.

  • @SwerveNot
    @SwerveNot 4 года назад +998

    Mario Maker 1 : “bruh”

    • @williamhuynh869
      @williamhuynh869 4 года назад +20

      Rip Wii U. At least its become sort of a cult classic

    • @Baby-vo4kj
      @Baby-vo4kj 4 года назад +18

      what about me

    • @eladheyman6368
      @eladheyman6368 4 года назад +1

      KwCi buck is hella gay

    • @SamMito28
      @SamMito28 4 года назад +3

      @@Baby-vo4kj hi bruh

    • @Dejanp1505
      @Dejanp1505 4 года назад +1

      PolarBro no u

  • @michaelm.2195
    @michaelm.2195 4 года назад +116

    Dev doors:
    You order “ secret meal “ the chef comes to you with a beautiful steak but it is covered in mold
    You: why is this covered in mold?
    Chef: Actually the real meal was the gum stuck to the bottom of the table

  • @Nebulius_the_uuhhhh
    @Nebulius_the_uuhhhh Год назад +5

    3:30 Doug that’s a lot of bananas your going to be Constipated forever

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 3 года назад +7

    During the automatic levels, the chef keeps doing risky stunts that could lead to dropping all of the food but somehow keeps nailing all of the stunts

  • @defenestrationstation5771
    @defenestrationstation5771 4 года назад +1204

    I'm surprised you didn't talk about the insanely hard levels
    Customer: I'll try the you will not eat this challenge
    Chef: great!
    Chef *comes with food the entire plate is on fire*
    Customer: the entire plate is on fire
    Chef: isn't it great?
    Customer : how do i even start with this?
    Chef: yes
    Customer: * burns himself 500x times and finally eats the food*
    Customer: man...that was incredibly frustrating...but oddly satisfying and rewarding

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +23

      1-1 with a twist

    • @waluigiforsmash7534
      @waluigiforsmash7534 4 года назад +1

      69 likes noice

    • @lebonin5837
      @lebonin5837 4 года назад +12

      It’s called a ultra spicy ramen: you cry trying to eat it by how hot it is but end up enjoying the experience nontheless

    • @jackben7914
      @jackben7914 4 года назад +2

      Comes with a Carolina reaper because it is hard to eat

    • @Sogga_sam
      @Sogga_sam 4 года назад

      sefenestrating dpoonerisms I have had a pizza full of cheese with poison in it

  • @bigyoshi7059
    @bigyoshi7059 4 года назад +1766

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven
    But God said,
    "I injected two of the doors with bubonic plague"

    • @raffayahmed5285
      @raffayahmed5285 4 года назад +72

      What if you
      Wanted to go to heaven
      But god said
      YOSHEEE

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 года назад +9

      I know r/woooosh but this literally means that if you do eat the cyanide steaks, you go to heaven.

    • @rega2391
      @rega2391 4 года назад +26

      What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said...
      It’s a PARTY

    • @PixelCherries
      @PixelCherries 4 года назад +19

      What if you
      Wanted to go to heaven
      But God said,
      "Here's a durian"

    • @seabassthegamer6644
      @seabassthegamer6644 4 года назад

      Well the plague is in the doors themselves, so just wear a hazmat suit

  • @IConsumeAluminum
    @IConsumeAluminum Год назад +15

    I audibly laughed at “what the fuck? Why?”
    4:56

  • @montydoesgames
    @montydoesgames 3 года назад +8

    "But that would ruin the Toast"
    *Mario Party minigame time music casually plays*

  • @Deonicles
    @Deonicles 4 года назад +514

    You should have represented “hard levels” as a cactus

    • @Deonicles
      @Deonicles 4 года назад +10

      Those are some bold words for someone within bruh distance

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 года назад +9

      Its like a cactus that tastes really good. It hurts to eat but it tastes amazing so you are still motivated to eat it

    • @thatdieguy5310
      @thatdieguy5310 4 года назад +1

      Bruh Moment Did you by any chance bring a sword and shield?

    • @tyuop
      @tyuop 4 года назад +1

      @@williamsmith6921 that means, the hard levels still can be beatable if you're know how to do it (in eat - how to eat it - cut, eat etc)

    • @ilikecats310
      @ilikecats310 4 года назад +1

      Or a really sour candy

  • @InternetRiceBoy
    @InternetRiceBoy 4 года назад +284

    6:15 Literally didn’t notice the Lucio-o’s until now lmao

  • @psimaster
    @psimaster 3 года назад +5

    8:49
    But theres a hidden steak under the table that you had no idea that was there unless you searched literally every part of the restaurant, we call those dev steaks

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk 4 месяца назад

      OK, but why is it just a steak made out of a durian made out of cheese.

  • @PuffishSwish
    @PuffishSwish 2 года назад +10

    6:33 pain

  • @rega2391
    @rega2391 4 года назад +323

    Nintendo: here’s a durian

  • @mosquito5032
    @mosquito5032 4 года назад +155

    Avocado making level: Its finished!
    Super mario baker 1 week later: *throws dish in trash*
    Avacado:What! Why did you do that!?
    Super mario baker: not enough people ordered it.

    • @Mauritanian1960
      @Mauritanian1960 4 года назад +24

      Avocado : *after changing one letter in the name* This is a new and creative dish that I totally did not copy from my older dish
      Super Mario Baker: It is ready to see market

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 4 года назад +1

      SWEATS NERVOUSLY

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 года назад +1

      I hate that function so much, my best levels have been taken down because of that

    • @tomwalker4938
      @tomwalker4938 4 года назад

      I was so sad when Nintendo said they took my hard work down because I wasn't the most popular creator ever.

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 4 года назад

      @@tomwalker4938 I don't play the game, do the levels remain saved on your console at all? Or is it gone forever?

  • @elzomboturdo13
    @elzomboturdo13 3 года назад +13

    "You ate like 15 bananas"
    Your Stomach:
    E M B R A C E C O N S T A P A T I O N

    • @aguyonyoutube4sure
      @aguyonyoutube4sure 3 года назад

      Don’t bananas have like, a ton of fiber to help you digest? Wouldn’t it just give a stomach ache ?

    • @elzomboturdo13
      @elzomboturdo13 3 года назад

      @@aguyonyoutube4sure no, it hardens shit, your shit too hard you can't push it out

    • @Flowervr.offical
      @Flowervr.offical 3 года назад

      @@elzomboturdo13 yes it happened to me today fucking hurt a lot

  • @casualpequod6054
    @casualpequod6054 3 года назад +7

    Hbomb: "You can't make food metaphors in media criticism"
    Doug Doug: "Are you challenging me?"

  • @BenTheObject
    @BenTheObject 4 года назад +156

    I really thought the chef at 1:13 was going to say "I know, it's a party."

  • @logancarpenter3766
    @logancarpenter3766 4 года назад +116

    5:14 "I still haven't finished game of thrones"
    Don't worry, you're not missing anything

    • @petemagnuson7357
      @petemagnuson7357 4 года назад +8

      And bubonic plague roulette is probably a decent simulation of the later seasons.

    • @stevenlee7
      @stevenlee7 4 года назад

      I can't wait until Season 8 comes out

  • @VictorTheVictini
    @VictorTheVictini 2 года назад +4

    3:06 cheesing a puzzle level would be smashing the durian on the floor untill it breaks and eat the bits off the floor

    • @djnorris1572
      @djnorris1572 4 месяца назад

      Uhhh that sounds ..... pretty disgusting I don't want you to do that.

  • @josephsteward3166
    @josephsteward3166 3 месяца назад +2

    “I don’t want bubonic plague, I haven’t finished game of thrones yet”
    Honestly, you’re better off with the plague

  • @wormvy1593
    @wormvy1593 4 года назад +127

    2:34 I legit thought he was gonna say here's a durian

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 3 года назад +1

      me too

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj 3 года назад

      Me when i got it: Grandm-
      Granma: *DOOM music kicks in*
      The chef: *wut*
      Doug:
      *Write that down, Write that down!*

    • @kaikwokhoratiowong1023
      @kaikwokhoratiowong1023 2 года назад

      I d o n ' t u n d e r s a n d.
      Lol

  • @cucucor9250
    @cucucor9250 4 года назад +130

    You forgot troll levels: you think your eating food until you realize that its a hologram

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 4 года назад +9

      I just got flashbacks to that one episode where plankton switches places with Krabs.

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 4 года назад +1

      @Jamal Robertson One of us! One of us!

  • @dickysalvador
    @dickysalvador Год назад +8

    3:58 that is the most stupidest way to open a durian

    • @landancody
      @landancody Год назад +1

      Why is everyone giving so much of a crap about how you open a durian?

    • @Anarqism
      @Anarqism 9 месяцев назад

      @@landancody I eat a banana by cutting it in half and then sucking the banana and then eating the peel

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@landancodyimagine if i were to cut a burger in half, still in the wrapper and just start vaccum sucking the ingredients in

  • @noizepusher7594
    @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +30

    Online:
    Customer: eating alone is starting to get boring...
    Chef: how about our own new activity? An eating competition!
    Customer: ooo! Sounds fun.
    Chef: okay I will sign you up! Now all you need to do is to wait for more participants!
    *five hours later*
    Chef: alright, everyone’s here!
    Customer: uuugh finally!
    Chef: alright, time to randomly select a dish for everyone to eat!
    Customer: wait, can’t you let us pick the dish, or pick a dish from the best ones right now?
    Chef: too late, here we go!
    *pulls out bubonic steaks*
    Customer: oh no.. not again..
    Chef: alright here comes the food... it’s coming soon
    Customer: come on, I really want to eat it now!
    Chef: here it comes really slowly...
    Customer: you know what? I don’t even want to eat this! Not only is it not worth the waiting, I don’t want to risk getting bubonic plague again!
    *leaves the competition*
    Chef: you weren’t supposed to do that, I’m taking away your eating points for that!

    • @CoolKid95ALT
      @CoolKid95ALT 4 месяца назад

      30 likes and no dislikes? i can fix that

  • @alessandroflammia4145
    @alessandroflammia4145 4 года назад +138

    I think that for the automatic levels it sould of been like “the chef brings you a dish and its the most beutiful dish you have ever seen and it looks delicious but then you eat it and it taste like nothing”

  • @kyubeyz_7062
    @kyubeyz_7062 4 года назад +44

    6:40 “So maybe if we play loud, people will think we’re good.”

  • @hashgamer3558
    @hashgamer3558 2 года назад +2

    Doug: you sit down
    The avocado: *moves an fraction FO an inch*

  • @Itzkindaweirdz
    @Itzkindaweirdz 9 дней назад +1

    Multiplayer Versus is like if the chef gave you and 3 other people a bowl of food but every of the other people want to choke you to death and 75% of the time the chef will just cover everything in honey so it doesn’t run properly

  • @FlipZFox
    @FlipZFox 4 года назад +586

    Everyone: Hey Nintendo, are we ever going to get that feature to allow us to play with friends in Mario Maker over online?
    Nintendo: ... Here's a durian.
    EDIT: Looks like they finally added it out of the blue a day after I posted this. Coincidence, or did I seriously call them out on it (Doubt it, but I like to dream).. Either way, victory dinner.

    • @rega2391
      @rega2391 4 года назад +11

      Nintendo:... here’s a peach

    • @rega2391
      @rega2391 4 года назад +5

      Nintendo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 4 года назад +5

      Everyone: we didn`t want this.
      Nintendo: ... heres some toast.

    • @cyasta2357
      @cyasta2357 4 года назад +3

      Well guess what

    • @viabea7472
      @viabea7472 4 года назад +10

      Nintendo: CONGRATS YOU OPENED THE DURIAN

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 4 года назад +22

    5:14 Trust me, eat the steaks instead.
    You don't need to finish Game of Thrones.

  • @epicsand8185
    @epicsand8185 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is the funniest thing I’ve watched in the past year

  • @AlexanderDiraviam
    @AlexanderDiraviam 2 года назад +2

    These videos are so good and such high quality. I can’t wait for more!!

  • @khodibritton8368
    @khodibritton8368 4 года назад +863

    You forgot all the 1-1 recreations, where it’s like...
    Chef Nintendo brings you...a sandwich. It has everything that makes a sandwich good.
    But then you say “Uh...chef? This sandwich tastes exactly like the 1-1 sandwich that I had at that restaurant called ‘Super Gourmet Bros’” and then Chef Nintendo says “I know! It’s exactly like the one at that restaurant!”
    Then you say “Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, but that is a very popular restaurant, and many people have eaten there before.” But Chef Nintendo says “Well...it, uh...gives people a sense of nostalgia and blah blah blah other bullshit excuses” Then you say “Right-right-right, but people come here because they want something different! Not the same thing that they’ve had multiple times before.” Then Chef Nintendo is like “Oh...it’s different you want...ok then!”
    So then, Chef Nintendo goes onto his kitchen and brings you back...the exact same sandwich.
    But on rye bread. (Or in a different game style)
    So you say “Uh...Chef. I thought I said I wanted something different.” And the chef says “It is different! It’s on rye bread!” Then you say “I know, but that’s barely any difference! I want a completely new level! Not the same level with a slight difference.” Then the chef “Oh, ok. I think I understand!”
    So the chef goes back into his kitchen and brings a different sandwich.
    That’s exactly like a different sandwich they have at the aforementioned Super Gourmet Bros restaurant.
    And *eat* cetera.

    • @david_ga8490
      @david_ga8490 4 года назад +6

      OMG super underrated comment

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 4 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @instntpot
      @instntpot 4 года назад +15

      1-1 with a twist is where he blasted it with a flamethrower

    • @diegodelamacorra8901
      @diegodelamacorra8901 4 года назад +15

      There’s also those remakes of 1-1, where the chef Nintendo gives you multiple sandwiches, but one’s on fire, one has no bottom bread, ones made with plasma lasers and ice, and so on and so on.

    • @Calvin.Hobbes98
      @Calvin.Hobbes98 3 года назад +1

      Yes.

  • @dadutchboy2
    @dadutchboy2 4 года назад +87

    8:00
    they missed something, let me add it in
    avocado : "okay so i made this great meal, and i put all my effort in it-"
    nintendo : "yes and now someone has to specificly pick that meal to eat it"
    avocado : "but i put all my effort in it"
    nintendo : "so?"
    avocado : "cant they just ask for a random dish to get mine?"
    nintendo : "no, someone has to specificly ask for that meal you just made"
    avocado : "well, that sucks"

    • @hamptonme5037
      @hamptonme5037 4 года назад +7

      Then once someone likes the dish they can ask for it randomly depending on the amount of spice you have.

    • @Solamon_the_goob
      @Solamon_the_goob 4 года назад +2

      You forgot about endless dish Challenge.

    • @dadutchboy2
      @dadutchboy2 4 года назад

      @@Solamon_the_goob idk

  • @sssealpuff4839
    @sssealpuff4839 3 года назад +5

    5:22 “is there a way to hunt which ones are the poison ones”
    I mean I guess you can look for which ever one has a syringe hole in it

  • @El_Silveiro
    @El_Silveiro Год назад +3

    I love how at the end Doug says how he love super mario maker 2 and then Nintendo just stops adding new ingredients, meals or decoration to the restaurant and just leave there like it was nothing

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +57

    5:03 It's exactly like that but with no respawns

  • @faroffshores2216
    @faroffshores2216 4 года назад +22

    "Well, I kind of spent all my time on the bubonic plague"
    Never thought I'd hear that in a context outside of Plague Inc.

  • @itzaedanz1517
    @itzaedanz1517 8 месяцев назад +1

    Other types of levels:
    Troll Meal: represents troll levels, like a food that looks good but it tastes bad and the chef says its good
    Short timer Dish: represents levels with short time, like a food thats about to expire in seconds
    Upside down Dish: represents levels with the SMW underground night theme, (which causes the level to be upside down) its like the chef puts the food upside down

  • @reneelatendre5541
    @reneelatendre5541 2 года назад +1

    Clear condition meal: the chef hands you a really good meal but once you grab the knife you can’t put is down

  • @jacobwondolowski4096
    @jacobwondolowski4096 4 года назад +134

    What about troll levels???
    "The chef walks back over and hands you a grilled chicken sandwich. You reach for it but not before the chef grabs the sandwich and tosses it across the room, then sets a new sandwich in front of you. You take a bite out of it and find out that there's hot sauce on it and the middle is still raw. You're left dying while in utter pain."

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 4 года назад +12

      Then you eat a third sandwich but suddenly it transforms into the second sandwich. Then you realize the third sandwich was fake and the first sandwich had a hidden sandwich in it.

    • @Captain.Dank64
      @Captain.Dank64 4 года назад +1

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @hellhound78
    @hellhound78 4 года назад +73

    "but like ... I have to do this on my own?"
    "yes ! isn't this exiting"
    "so you want me to kind of fix your crazy menu... that does not really make sense"
    "I know it's a party!"
    ʕ•ٹ•ʔ

  • @hoihoimonoi2715
    @hoihoimonoi2715 3 года назад +8

    "this is bubonic"
    Words by Scott the woz

  • @JackAttackgamingXD
    @JackAttackgamingXD Месяц назад +2

    You forgot Troll Levels where its like the razor blades in halloween candy where you think youre getting a nice flavorful meal but then nintnendo just stabs you when you start eating

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 4 года назад +81

    - This doesn’t have a lot of flavour, there’s literally nothing on this
    - I KNOW, IT’S -A PARTY- toast

  • @mr.tatortot6469
    @mr.tatortot6469 4 года назад +8

    Uno Mas: The chef comes over and hands you a cookie and a croossword. He says that you must solve the crossword then you can eat the cookie. You finish the puzzle and you eat the cookie.
    Kaizo Stages: The chef walks over with a full plate of exotic foods. He says that you eat them in the wrong order and you die as the first correct food is posioned but the second correct food has the antidote but is poisoned and the third correct food has the antidote but is poisoned and so on.
    Troll Stages: The chef walks over and places a game of mouse trap on the table. He says you play the game and what he doesn't say is if you land on space there is 50% chance of restarting. If you win you get to eat some mediocre food.

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 3 года назад +2

    You forgot about the sample levels, refreshing levels, troll levels, and kaizo levels. So I’ll describe them:
    Sample levels:
    Toast but with a tiny teensy weensy bit of butter or jelly
    Refreshing levels:
    You get a pizza with 50 of every single topping on it and the chef screams at you while you eat it
    Troll levels:
    You get a pepperoni pizza and take a bite out of it but then you realize it’s actually pizza crust, ketchup, peanut butter, and salami instead of pizza crust, sauce, cheese, and pepperoni.
    Kaizo levels:
    There is a conveyor belt giving you food and you have to eat all the food before it goes away otherwise you die.

  • @momoavatar4960
    @momoavatar4960 3 года назад +2

    really hard levels (not kaizo):
    the chef gives you a perfect steak, but it is on fire. it does not burn, it just sits there, being on fire. you have to eat it without burning to death.

  • @alex.real.
    @alex.real. 4 года назад +118

    "having a mid life crisis is just like ordering food at a restaurant"

  • @valeriorocket3620
    @valeriorocket3620 4 года назад +233

    therapist: "Woreo isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Woreo: (9:09)

  • @Lemieux_channel
    @Lemieux_channel 3 года назад +9

    The automatic level is like watching a mukbang.

  • @gangjittleyang
    @gangjittleyang 2 года назад +2

    Forgot “refreshing” levels which just give you a stroke and then feed you plain bread

  • @jaydenwilton5279
    @jaydenwilton5279 4 года назад +13

    "i'll have the "kaizo" dish.
    the chef comes back with a cake locked in a metal box.
    the meal is great but good luck getting to it...

  • @camofan123
    @camofan123 4 года назад +21

    Super hard levels: so the chef comes to you with a delicious looking multi-layer cake and he says there’s a delicious creamy core that tastes amazing. But before you eat, he suddenly tells you that 90% of the cake is saturated with the bubonic plague, and he points out that the chocolate parts of the cake are safe to eat, but if you get any SPECK of vanilla. You die instantly. And to make sure you have a tough time, he takes all your utensils and gives you chop sticks.
    “Sure you will have to endure sheer hell to successfully eat this cake, but it will make it all the more worthwhile to progress through the cake, and immensely satisfying to get to the creamy goodness in the centre......”
    “Also if you don’t start eating in the next second, I’m gonna inject you with the bubonic plague.” He says suddenly holding a giant syringe right up to your back.

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 4 года назад +1

      Troll levels could be the same thing, but the bubonic plague is just scattered everywhere.

    • @camofan123
      @camofan123 4 года назад

      Ben Huang and then it turns out the chef the entire time, had a secret straw stuck to the bottom of the cake. Where he can just suck out the filling immediately. Not actually having to eat the cake.

  • @maddit_line
    @maddit_line 6 месяцев назад +1

    Came for the food-splaining, stayed for the cool furniture in this basement.

  • @xaraycompania947
    @xaraycompania947 Год назад +2

    The 1-1s, when they make you a sandwich, but the next is a sandwich, but the bread is a little more burned, and next is less burned, and the next has some more cheese, the next some less cheese, the next it has the ham in the upper part, the next in the lower part, the next has more ham, the next less ham and the...

  • @gurimon2561
    @gurimon2561 4 года назад +31

    Don’t finish game of thrones, just...just trust me and stop wherever you’re at

  • @waffles9733
    @waffles9733 4 года назад +78

    You know, the levels with a lot of effects is more like a cake with hundreds of candles and other decorations, which you can't eat.

  • @randombreadfloatinginspace4764
    @randombreadfloatinginspace4764 2 года назад +9

    Wait, at 2:28, that looks a lot like a level I made and uploaded…

  • @miguelpelia2396
    @miguelpelia2396 2 года назад +2

    I like the idea that the levels full of SFX are just like “there’s some food in my seasoning”