I Tried To Marry So Many People That It Broke Stardew Valley
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- Опубликовано: 17 апр 2019
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I always enjoy finding new ways to break a game. Today is no exception, and we even get to do it by adding some new spouses and features around the town. It actually didn't even take that many spouses before the game broke up on, and that's just one more corrupted file in my library. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
Ultimate Harem Mod - www.nexusmods.com/stardewvall... 
Игры
**While seething in anger** "You want to get more serious? I feel the same way."
Checometer * *clenching teeth with fury* *I’m kind of nervous , aren’t you?”
Me when I get asked for the first time when I’m 64
**Ears fuming, brows furrowing** "I'll see you in 3 days!"
Enemies to lovers. Slow burn.
What if you
wanted to get married
but they said
*Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet*
I would make all the jokes. Starting with puns.
**Insert lennyface here**
Married?
Your pickaxes isn’t strong to break this yet
@@curiousreplier7373 yah like y'all even had a chance lmao
"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you completely unplayable. You may now reinstall everything"
"Your pickaxes isn't strong enough to break this" poor DF, they have pills for that
Haha why does this not have more up votes.
Pills?
OMFG, I normally don't laugh when I read the comments on RUclips videos, but, this was fucking hilarious, if all your jokes are this good, you should really consider a job as a comedian. 🤣
@@lolad7779 upvotes?
@@djdee6386 you heard the man, upvotes.
When DF installs mods on his own......
Yeah
He forgot to install the one that gives him a stronger pickaxe.
The Diaz XD 😂😂😂😂🤣 true
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet.
Essentially, he needs to learn which files are portraits versus overworld sprites, as mixing them up creates the abominations seen in the video.
Lewis' getting serious face though. XD
*Louise
“...YOU WANT TO GET MORE SERIOUS? I FEEL THE SAME WAY.”
@@charliewegner YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP OUTSIDE?!
And Demetria's
I love it 😭😂
“Catch and release program” I’m dead lol
I would subscribe, but your pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this yet
Isn't?
BUT I HAVE AN IRIDIUM PICKAXE!!
Is it strong enough now
Lol
@@ChloekabanOfficial u need a mc gold pick
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet.
I'm gonna say this next time I'm in that situation. Bet they're gonna be absolutely hyped to try harder lol
@@caros.6072 ooooor you'll destroy them internally! Who knows? ^w^
your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break the outer shell of their hearts!
He needs to upgrade to a diamond pickaxe!
@@pepeh.3632 *A magic, diamond pickaxe.
"Demitria"'s walking is my fave thing ever it has me DEAD
I just realized he downloaded a mod that turns all the boys into girls
That's why their sprites are different and names are different
That was the Combined girls mod.
your going to love it here in stardew vallev, oh wait youve been here 6 days already, and youve maried the entire town? ... ......................
i guess ill mary you if i wanna see my family and friends again
Shiko: "You're really attractive up close!"
DF: "And you look better when you're sleeping."
DF: "I'm going to put you in my basement"- ROFL
Wha-
5:01
DF doesnt have a strong enough pickaxe to install mods corectley...
You don't have a strong enough pickaxe to write correctly yet.
Have?
“I need a palace for my harem”
I’m dying lol.
**DF:** *Installs mods on his own*
**Everyone Else:** Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet
Goddamn that Demetrius amalgamation was terrifying.
"You need a better pickaxe to break this"
Seems like the game is taunting you. Well, the joke's on it, since you have multiple pixelated abominations as spouses and your house morphs every day.
I think he put the portrait files in the characters file...
(portraits is what displays when talking to them and the Characters is what holds the non-portrait sprites)
@@DevynGreen5 so he broke the game
@@systemoverrider4270 yes,he did
Taunting?
*you haven't married a junimo yet (;*
and just what are you getting at... _Junimo!_
@@Goobers-gf3um (;
ohshit.jpg
Junimo?
Ooo junimo marriage
“You know you’re having a rough day when Pam calls you strange” 😂😂
At first, I thought the quote "your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet." meant that you couldn't break the emotional bond the person had with someone else... And then I realized that was just the thing that pops up when you strike a big rock with a low level pickaxe.
Marriage: * exist*
DF: That's free real estate
Your pickaxe isnt strong enough is the new equivalent of you need to construct aditional pylons
Im spooky now this coding job I have the
Spawn more Overlords!
pylons*
Pylons?
I will forever say when someone proposes to me,“YOUR PICKAXE IS NOT SRTONG ENOUGH TO BREAK THIS YET.”
Ashley Playz that’s IF someone proposes to you
Your Pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this yet.
I was in tears😂😂
"So... ya like eggs?" *pulls out a raw egg- "yeah you like eggs" *sensually forces the raw egg into the person's mouth-
3:52 jas is "single"
I think I know what's going on here.
Give me my strongest pickaxe. I need to do something very important.
So is Vincent
That flickering mess of spouses was so disturbing. 😂 Well done, DF!
Linus went from worst boy to best girl in five seconds.
What do you mean? He was already best boy.
I think you meant to say that the other way around
Dude that sprite is hella ugly, it’s the other way around, best boy to worst girl
@@TheWither129 agreed
E V E R Y B O D Y G A N G S T A U N T I L T H E W A I F U S S A Y
*Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet*
What if "pickaxe" is slang for something else...
Like a boys you know what?
@@AshzieWasTaken Why should it be used to break people?
@@limecyanizer4394 are you implying that it _shouldn't_ be used as a pickaxe?
@@--46200 excuse me
It's slang for commitment
0:34 "Can I offer you an egg in this trying time"
*I feel like if you where actually in this game, there would be a lot of bodies*
*pam would probably be scattered everywhere*
Kinky
DF marries the entire town to compensate for his soft pickaxe
He needs to go deep down into the mines for a stronger pickaxe.
1:08 marriageBoss.exe has stoped working
DF being a usual Anime protagonist who are set in High School and having harem.
I would love to see someone make a mod for stardew, that fills in all the characters speech (plus cut scenes) with conversations they would have with DF.
*goes into Clint's*
"Hmmm... No thanks."
😂💀
You should marry the child dove statue, it should be easy with the amount of prismatic shards you give it, and while your at it, marry the divorce book
divorce the divorce book
"I'm gonna put you in my basement."
Good lord the "your pickaxe isn't strong enough yet" had me rolling :D
6:33 BUT TOMATOS ARE FRUIT
Omggg you're right didn't think about this
That's the whole point of that heart event. You ever heard the saying "knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad"? Basically Demetrius is arguing the former and Robin is arguing the latter, and he forces you to pick a side, gaining or losing relationship points with him based on your choice.
Your pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this yet.
I need a stronger pickaxe before he marry me, it makes sense.... LMFAO 😂😂
Poor veronica she was shaking in fear when u asked to marry her
I lost my shit at "catch and release program!"
1:46
I’m not sure they meant your actual pick axe...
I think they meant something else needs to be stronger to break through...
There were so many perfect moments in this video. Awesome editing, quality vid DF. 👍
Interesting that DF has changed the purpose of this game from farming to the marriage challenge lol. I've watched almost every Stardew video he's made and he seems to have the most fun with the multiple dating/marriage ones.
i was looking for smth to watch while i eat lunch and this got uploaded right after i finished icb
congrats on 400k dude !
Just found channel... This is the quality content I’ve been looking for 😂
"Your pickaxe isn't strong enough"
Which pickaxe do you mean tool or under my belt
I mean wrap lollipop pickaxe shape in pant
Im spooky now this coding job I have the
I really enjoy watching your videos your mysterious and I can’t get enough of it it’s amazing how many videos I watch of yours...you are just so addicting I love you mannnn ❤️❤️ keep up the videos you should do some other games I would love to see your reaction to them maybe do a poll or something that’ll be amazing ‼️❤️❤️❤️
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet? Are they refer themselves as a stone? Then your TRUE pickaxe might be...
Love all of your vids
I'm pretty sure Liny was expecting you to move in with her. Lol. Sharing a tent..
The pickaxe thing is a legit glitch, I get that in the PS4 version when an item can't be used.
*“The wizard on the other hand”*
DF: *marrys everyone*
Also DF: oops I divorced everyone
That broken image is the typical bug of putting the portrait mods in the sprites folder
Mayor Louise's serious face. I'm dying XD
I love how you treat the other characters 😂😂😂 it's sooo funny :)
I now understand why I was bad at talking to girls. My pickaxe wasn't strong enough yet.
4:24 😂 He looks so pissed!
Just subbed and immediately got a notification
Marz Melon how did you just sub you should’ve subbed a long time ago.
Noah Lemon hehe well I just found his videos
Shania Twain is shaking in her Shaneia boots
Why are you so great??? I love your content so much!! You earned a big fan
"Where's the screen going? It's escaping!" -DF, 2019
Later today....
New video: I Tried To Divorce So Many People That It Broke Stardew Valley (I Need A Stronger Pickaxe)
It seems like the game is taunting DF by saying his "pickaxe" is not strong enough to break Stardew Valley yet. (Your mods aren't enough to break this game yet DF.)
🎊🎁Congratulations on 400k🎉🎁
Im spooky now this coding job
Yay my favourite RUclipsr
Congrats on 400k subs!
Grats on 400 000, DF
I don’t think he knows that Wendy is the fast food mascot
Oooooohhhhh
DF theres something circling around about hops being the most profitable greenhouse crop/day for the greenhouse when put into the keg with speedgrow, filling the area in between with starfruit.
This part made me laugh 4:23
Congrats on 400k!!!!
I don't know how do you not have 1 million subs yet?
everybody gangsta til you pull out your pickaxe that’s strong enough to break this
I fucking snorted at "I already have...two girlfriends."
The glitch with the sprites looks like a pretty easy fix, it looks like the file for the portrait sprite got put where the character model sprite was supposed to go so it’s *freaking* out.
It's 3am finnaly wanna to go to sleep
Df :*uploads
Me : immediately watch
What is wrong with me
I was playing earlier, and I noticed Linus and the wizard standing together on top of the tunnel to the golden pumpkin during the Spirits Eve festival.
That will be the next meme oof. Have you tried modded pickaxes?
Congratulations, you finally broke Stardew Valley.
I love your Stardew Valley vids man and love your voice especially when you make a......joke...
4:28 I burst out laughing hysterically
I Love Stardew Valley and have you Tips for me on the start (im German and I can speak little english, I have an broken arm)
Grüße an dich
@@MrBald-gl9nm Grüße zurück
@Johan Jacobs I think he ment broken English.
Gute Besserung
@@RimeyCH xD
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet. *WANT SOME MOD???* heh *DWARF VALLEY!!!*
**I LOL THIS A LOT** ( 2:17 ) for someone who don't understand or want it her :P
That intro just killed me XD
I didn't know you could make a mini Winchester Mansion room with enough mods.
This is the best Stardew channel I will be so sad if you stop playing it
oh i've had that one thing with demetrius happen with other characters. basically what happened was you ended up replacing a character spritesheet with a portrait spritesheet, instead of portrait>portrait
I think we just found the perfekt pick-up line for DF. "Your pickaxe is strong enough."😉😉
*YOU WANNA GET MORE SERIOUS? I FEEL THE SAME WAY* 4:25
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Second reply
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Yep this guy is never up to something good 😊
Nice almost half a million subs
I was gonna like and subscribe, but...
your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet