Oblivion NPC Conversation
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ok
You got it chief
no.
Call the judge and get some fudge
I've watched this over and over, lol!
'Call the judge and get some fudge' is a side quest
I bet there is already a mod 😆
[OPTIONAL] CALL THE JUDGE
[Optional] Destroy the Fudge
[Optional] Become The Fudge
[Optional] Install The Fudge
She was clearly in distress and was going to give him a quest but he chose the wrong dialogue lines
"Yep"
It was a quest to call the judge to get fudge because when applied by a doctor the fudge could be used as an antidote for her otherwise incurable disease
Call the judge and get some fudge
Calm the distressed and get a quest
Nah he was 100% correct with those responses
skankhunt42 ok😂
Her face at the end when she realised they were both mutually insane
LMFAO your pfp
@absolutely nothing out of nothingness The perfect comment...
I have looked at it for 5 hours now
Bro, is your profile pic one of the chuckle Brothers?
@@eemil.894 shut
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what really gets me is :
"you know twitter"
"yep"
*video ends*
Same😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I've been thinking about that ending several times every day for two weeks
Yep, they started hooking up after that
they hooked up after the video😏
" Are you a doctor? "
" Maybe. "
*Speech 100*
(Lie 100) "Maybe".
[Medicine 15] Maybe.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD
@@ThisNewHandleSystemSucks outer worlds? xD
@@skyofwar123 New Vegas, but close enough.
Quest: “Call the Judge”
Reward: “some fudge”
Jacob Andrews
Jacob are you a Jew or something?
Wish I can have some fudge
mozziezapper yup
mozziezapper you a plumtree shaker
Jacob Andrews well where’s your MD
This video is a carefully crafted masterpiece but completely on accident, it's as if you tripped and composed Beethoven's 9th symphony.
I dont think I've heard anything put more brilliantly
beautifully said my good sir
i just watched a beautiful disaster unfold in front of my eyes
Just like the game
Quest received: A Judge's Delicacy
LOL
. | Quests | .
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A Judge's Delicacy: 0%
Call the Judge and collect 3 jars of fudge.
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| 0/3 |
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Omg tears
Hilarious fucking comment
I'm waking up my gf trying to hide the laughs lmfao
*you cannot fast travel when enemy is near*
Yajeeb Miller LMAO TOP COMMENT
You know twitter?
Yep
Have you heard of the high elves ?
You didn't even type it right, shame on you.
mitch lewis pl
I feel like they were both genuinely concerned about each other at some point
Lol
Shit. Got me laughing in bed. High as fuck
TheDrumpsterMummy Blaze on brother
lmao
@@BunsenMusic actual same
This is the most quotable 30 seconds of video ever captured in human history.
Id like to think so!
turn on Auto Captions for DLC
But what about banana bread at fucking work dude?
Yep!
PARDON?!
I love how this old lady took no offense to him saying "ma diick"
She's been around the block a few times it's probably not the first time she's heard it. Just maybe been a while
Right!!! But she took offense to "DM" 🤣
But when he said dm she like “WHAT!”
Because she is not real, she is an npc
Shes saucy
Step 1: call the judge.
Step 2: get some fudge
Step 3: present your MD
BIG smoke Step 4: P R O F I T
Step 5: s m o k e t h es e m e a t s
"DM"
Step 4: profit.
I should present my dick?!
"Are you ok?"
"No"
Corrupted dabpacito
They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine.
Wie klein die Welt doch ist :D
Was machst du denn hier?
mood
"You know twitter?"
*she stares deeply*
"Yep"
Is actually Jack Dorsey's mother.
He wasn’t asking a question. He said “you know, twitter”. She heard it as a question.
@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 no it isn’t. The comma after the “know” turns it into a statement. He’s not asking her if she “knows” or has heard of twitter. He’s stating Twitter exists.
@@davidwicks6371 yeah she heard it as a question
@@davidwicks6371 don't bother the average youtuber could never understand this lol
This is by far the strangest human interaction I have ever witnessed
But you haven't, haven't you?
@@Nokronz God, I love you...
@@sheogorathprinceofmadness2223 thank you
@@Nokronz And she's modest...
These replies r weirder than the video wtf
+12 intellect
+ 32 illusion
- 16 speech
Brilliant, bro :)))))
+60 pardon
+100 stealth
Nha, dude, read the pinned comment. That is some next level wizard speech right there.
What does it mean?
“Are you okay?”
“Nope.”
Everyone felt that
"You know twitter"
"Yup"
I felt this
@@christianmohammed3728 ok
I think we need to patch this ASAP
Are you a darn doctor?
@@culture4519 aint no doctor im a medic
She really had the audacity to ask him ‘tf you talkin about’ lmaooo 0:22
dude I laughed so much
P A R D O N !!!
As if the first 21 seconds of their conversation made sense
she was making a lot of sense though, that first line was one of the most savage insults ive heard especially coming from a lady her age
LOL to be fair she made more sense then the camera guy.
"Are you ok"
"Nope"
"Are you a doctor?"
"Maybe"
"Well where's your MD?" (she was suppose to say DM, which is doctor of medicine degree to confirm if his a doctor)
"Mah dick" - this makes no sense to what she is asking for
"Your DM" - she dismissed what he said, and corrected her self - still staying on topic of validating him, saying maybe to being a doctor, as he asked if she was OK earlier.
"You trying to slide in the DM's?" - again goes off-top to what she was asking.
"PARDON"
"You trying to slide in the DM's?" - she finally hears what he said, and without knowing this meme - it would make no sense.
"what the fk are you talking about". At this point and excluding the "call the judge and get the fudge" as we don't know what was said earlier, granny has stayed on topic from this interaction but the camera guy kept saying memes so he seems more confusing then she is ahahah.
I love how quickly she says "Nope" after he asked if she was ok.
Yes! This nope is the offspring and favorite child of Ron Burgundy's nope after his boss asks him if he's listening or paying attention or whatever when he's about to introduce Veronica Corningstone.
@@MavisReconyep I was just thinking about it and then I remembered I have to work at a restaurant and then I’m going home 🏠 to eat and then I have to go to work so I don’t think 🤔 but I’m not sure if Jack Nicholson exists! 😂
"You know Twitter?
- Yup."
Back to idle
Jer TheJambon
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Jer TheJambon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Neth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite bit
"Farewell."
This conversation is comprised entirely of Uno reverse cards
You a doctor?
@@lugabo5756 maybe
but wheres your MD?
@@2bee103 Ma dih?
@@lugabo5756 your DM.
“You know Twitter?”
“Yep.”
*five seconds of awkward staring*
“Are you okay?”
“Nope.”
You have to respect the honesty
well he wasnt fine either after she completely destroyed him with her first line lol
"You trying to slide in the DM's??"
"PARDON!?"
Fuck are you talking about?
You know twitter?
yep.
death
“EYYYY?”
Is like they're speaking 2 different languages and trying to pretend that they understand each other.
J.Fragoso LOL!
Wtf they speak English
PARDON??
@@culture4519 dont r/whosh me
Can you shut up? He means it metaphorically.
This may be the best video on the internet.
Still is
I like to imagine these two got together, exchanged twitters, got some fudge, and are living happily ever after.
but did they call the judge??? I need to know
Yeah he officiated and catered the wedding
@@erikgilson1687 😆
I love this lol. Wholesome.
I wanna see a well produced porno
This is what happens when two generations try to interact
Damn protocols and their compatibility!
Ain't gonna lie, saying "slide into my DMs" is cringe
It’s very accurate.
When I tell my grandparents a conversation joke or try to explain an example their response is, “... What purpose does it serve?”
And I’m like, “No, it doesn’t serve a purpose, it’s meant to be funny.” And they’re like “but why? I don’t get it.”😂
@@0zbrian yeah, it is.
true
"you tryna slide in the dms?"
"..."
"You tryna-"
"P A R D O N ?"
I cant rn 😂😂
Quest added . Slide in the dms.
"You know, twitter?"
...
"Yup."
...
...
...
Sounds like Ms.Fowl. Tell me not
Alex Ayala LOL. It does🤣💀
This is the greatest 30 second video on the internet.
Man: “You tryna slide in the dm’s?”
Woman: “yup”
Both: 👁 👁
👃
👄
SlickSouthpaw 🦻👁👄👁🦻
Why does that look exactly like Zucc on the waterski?
Justin Brewer I think your ear is... Umm.. Attached the wrong way.
Thats a scary face
paaaaAAAARRrrdon?
When you keep talking to an npc to hear all the dialogue
Here at 1881 likes not goin to ruin that
@Rednax Brix 1922
"You know Twitter?"
"Yup"
*The End*
Farewell then
They fucked
@@JC19021
Can you just imagine the sound of their slimey, wet, sticky bodies slapping together like two greasy uncooked rotten hams, oy vey!
And that hot stanky putrid trash smell in the air!!!
_Oh shit yes_
Knightscroft Squire-Muldoon ohhh fuck yea let’s get GREASY
Fin.
I need to know the story behind this. I can't imagine anyone scripting this dialog. Either some genius wrote this sketch or it's genuine, either way I'm moved to tears.
Heres some info from the original upload:
"I witnessed this elderly lady asking people really odd questions and feeding a stranger French fries. I knew something was up with her but I just got my tacos and was going to leave. I got in my car and rolled down my window to see her staring at me on the driver's side. After about 20 seconds of really awkward eye contact, she walked over to my passenger side and I thought she was going to hop in. I was already on snap chat so I figured why not ask her what she’s doing and record her reaction."
The exchange took place in Las Vegas
The name is of the original video is: Gas Station Conversations Can be Weird
They had such beautiful chemistry 😢
New objectives added
- Collect fudge
- Provide M.D. certification
Yo that shits funny, I probably laughed louder than I should've had
Thanks Patrick
Alright *pinhead*
Your time is up
You need to talk to the judge first, otherwise you can't get the fudge
Quest Added
The Search of the Fudge
+100 XP
⚔️ THEN PAY WITH YOUR FUDGE!
Hahhahhahhahh
I'VE FOUGHT CUPCAKES MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!
"Your fudge is now forfeit."
I died lol
By the nine, this thread is gold! Fucking made my day 😂😂😂😂
“Call the judge and get some fudge”
- Mahatma Ghandi, 2020
I just love how they're both so fucking insane and yet so casual about it given they're crazy and in the presence of crazy
This conversation is so innocent and pure, yet so hostile... so many layers...
Kris Curkovic pretty sure the bitch said “what the fuck are you talking about?” Other than that I agree!
She asks if he has an MD and he responds with “MY DICK”. Other than that it’s innocent lmao
@@samg3634 that's a completely innocent question
L A Y E R S
L I K E O N I O N S
That *PARDON* could split mountains and open the skies. Used primarily to interrogate cashiers over expired coupons and to silence customer service reps.
Tread lightly and with fear.
- “where's your MD?”
- “MA D?”
😂😂😂
P A R D O N ?
"My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?"
“PARDON!?”
She used a shout Par duhn
Hyper "My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you s-"
*"PARDON?!"*
"-ay the same?"
Zadie Fluxx It’s actually Puh-Arr-Duhn, remember, Dragon names are THREE syllables
😭😭😭😭😭
Hyper 😂😂😂😂😂😂
(edited)
yup.
Pierce Cathey that’s what I wanted to say 😂😂
hence the name oblivion
What TF are you talking about?
The "yep" at the end is the best part
“Are you ok?”
...Nope
If the conversation continued, they would have defined existence
Chai LOL
Funniest comment that I have read so far.
That existence is pointless, such as this conversation??
paranoid plane97 it is what you make it. *mic drop*
@@paranoidplane9799 You are quite pitiful
God the sexual tension is unbelievable
She wanted the MD
I want md
Gold
Did you watch
cowboy pocket tomorrow?
Cowboy pocket? What yall talkin bout meen?
"are you okay?"
"nope"
truer words have never been said.
You're gay.
Truer words have never been said.
It's the year 2476 AD and historians are debating over the true meaning of the conversation between these two.
In the year 2020 AD everyone is debating over the true meaning of the conversation between these two.
*Quest added:*
Call the judge and get some fudge.
From Random old woman.
Pedro Cevallos don’t forget to get your MD certification.
Ryan Griffith that’s the quest reward.
I want to like it but it’s at 777 likes atm
Hands down the most unproductive conversation of all time.
Mr. Man I don’t know I’ve heard Trump talk before
@@forsaken.cowboy be careful you're about to get attacked
Literally both speaking English to each yet getting no where
Khoonda PARDON (praise the sun)
Sigurd Johansson bait
"Nope".
"Call the judge, and get some fudge."
*"Call the judge and get some fudge? Can... are you okay?"*
Evey time I hear this response I burst out laughing
@!? its because he and all of you are too dumb to understand the insult thats what makes it even better lol. She is basically telling him to call the fudge get locked up by him and then fucked up the ass in prison (packing fudge). She completely obliterated him
Can… 😂😂😭😭
They are speaking the language of the gods
Blake Gordon pardon?
It’s a meme. An older one
Blake Gordon 0:21
Blake Gordon bruhhh i’m crying😭😂
Blake Gordon an elder one
Him: You trynna slide into the DM’s?
NPC: ...
Him: You trynna sli-
NPC: *P A R D O N*
That got me so hard
Fed Fre this ain’t the time for your sexual orientation
Fed Fre stay the hell away from my grandma then
内田ガネシュ
what do you not understand?
scarecrow slide into DM.
"Are you okay?"
"No"
That was a moment of clarity for her, sending out an sos
Yeah I hope she didn’t have a stroke in this vid
Imagine if there's a mass-extinction event tomorrow which wipes out the entire human race and this video is somehow the only to survive.
Holy shit you do not want ME as the ambassador of this species.
meh, better than some picture of a bowl of spaghetti or a sad d-pic...
@@MrRedMaster You didn't film the video bro just stay behind the meme
@@rustedcoin9341 You're not wrong but my point still stands
@@MrRedMaster Not really bro, because if there was a mass extinction, and by some unlikely possiblity, an alien finds this video, they wouldn't know what the fuck was said, or that you had anything to do with it even being posted. I would assume they found it here, but you'd be dead, so any chance of communication is gone and you're still a weird fucking kid acting like you filmed this video.
At least the voice acting wasn't too bad
Dubs vs subs
I think were on the same video marathon...
The manga was better
@@micklejerdin1064 Or one of us just watches too much RUclips (most likely me) 😅
This guy is everywhere.
When you keep pressing the skip button and hear weird dialogues.
Lmfao these comments are killing me
Who Da Fook Is That Guy
Are you a doctor?
I heard there are dragons-
Its such a nice day outside-
Dylan Duval lol
Lmao
Everyone gangsta till the judge shows up with fudge
This is the weirdest interaction between humans I’ve ever seen
Has she heard of the high elves tho
She is a high elf
Have you heard of the high elves? 😶
Nasty little creatures
no u
I just realised why that line is so ridiculous.
"Have you heard of the *black people*?"
Show this to someone who's just starting out learning English and watch their head explode.
basically any mumble rap song would do
@@AndreyAndreyevich ye
Now that's fuckin evil lol
Now that's fuckin evil lol
Can't understand a word
He actually outspeeched her on MD being the wrong abbreviation. What a legend.
Legend my ass! lol he took the most massive L in history! he got completley slam dunked by a lady old enough to be his granny! after she basically told him to get fucked in the ass in prison there was no way of recovering from that!
"Goodbye."
"Farewell."
*Called the judge
*Got some fudge
*p a r d o n* ?
@Purebred Shekelberg Your DM
quest objective updated
The world would be a lot better if we all talk to each other like this...
Yes
Gato A Jato I think that means everyone would have autism
To a superior alien race we just might already.
Simple communication would be impossible and it would be the end to modern civilization as we know it.
PARDON??!!
*Quest unlocked*
_"Call the judge and get some fudge."_
XP: 36219 GOLD: 6329
Accept quest? [Yes]/No
dud if you wanna accept payment for packing fudge go ahead lmao
"Are you ok?"
"No."
I love how this conversation just goes no where
Like what happened after?
they passionately made love
Goodbye. Be seeing you.
They probably couldn’t sleep that night. They both just stared at the ceiling and thought to them selves “what the fuck just happened”
idk but PARDON?!
Stop you’re under arrest you’ve violated the law
We are living in a simulation this NPC wasn’t loading correctly
Stop that
One of the funniest videos online. Never gets old
why cant i have conversations like this
- "Are you ok?"
- "Nope"
Most anticlimatic cry for help ever.
Barbara Meza thanks for making me burst out in laughter and making my day man! 😂😂😂
Followed by Kevin spacey’s cry for help in call of duty
but then she asks if he is a doctor cos he asked if she was okay
Build me a pc baby
Armame una pc guacha dale
The way she said PARDON make it seems like their conversation was making sense until that point
lmao
Im dying
lmfao
Lol so true
I think about this video almost everyday
pardon!!?
The confidence in the "nope" after asked if she was ok was my fav part
Forgot the unnecessary zooming
It zooms in so you can see the beautiful faces in full detail
@@devinthierault you should have just called the judge.. 😔
This is one of the finest pieces of art that humanity has to offer
This is the original. But there have been many more videos of thos ilk since. Lockdown has been harder on some then most. And there's even better ones out there now lol.
*PAAAAAARDON?*
@@mdrptdr10 LMAOO
She is glowing! The entire world went dark when she's on the stage.
0% nudity
0% swearing
0% violence
0% indecency
100% 0%
proof that oblivion actually has the most realistic dialogue writing
Points awarded to Bethesda
This is basically what dreams logic feels like .. you’re always changing subject and it makes sense somehow throughout the entire dream.
Deady DeadSh0t the fuck you talking about?
@@Mrpersonman0 Usually I get it done before it even starts raining, but that's a rare occassion anyways. Keep the progress, discard the malus
@@Mrpersonman0 possibly, when the pavements meet and the equation is shown
You honestly got it figured out
The cool part is when it stops making sense and you realize you're dreaming and then boom! lucid dreaming happens
The way they instantly come up with the perfect answer to lose the track of the conversation
"Are you ok?"
"NOPE"
Felt that on a spiritual level.
How can you have a 30 second conversation and say absolutely nothing
I thought this was the most important conversation of their lives.
How can you have a 30 sec conversation and say so much
Just ask any politician.
You're describing a presidential debate
All you have to do is have schizophrenia and not take your meds.
Me rapidly skipping thru dialogue by pressing X
Trillmatic Gaming underrated comment lol
Lmao!!
Best comment ever.
Up up to the top
Lmfaoo
This video makes me kinda sad but at the same time the "mah dick?" part makes me laugh so hard every time
really? that first line is so much better, when she basically tells him
to get fucked in the ass in prison. Everything he said pales in comparison and is incredibly uninvemtive especially the mah dick line is lame af
She said “call the judge” with so much passion I thought she was forreal about something serious
what she said was pretty serious it just went over your head lol
Little did he know, he had encountered the rare lvl 69 boss: "Gertrude the unreasonable"
This is gold 😂😂😂
lmaooo
PARDON?!
This comment actually fuckin almost popped my lungs, and I was just lieing here sick tryin to breathe.
Close encounter with great grandpa: "Worth"
She’ll give you a unique item if you got fudge in your inventory
"Call the judge and get some fudge."
Speech *100*
Lmao i cant
This comment killed me
I almost spat my food watching this exchange
NEW QUEST STARTED: The Judge’s Fudge
*The Judge’s Fudge*
>Call the judge and get some fudge
Jupiter Astronaut *PARDON*
Omg this is too much 😂😂😂😂😂
~
*complete quest JUDGFUDG*
*ShowQuestTargets*
*SetStage JUDGFUDG 100*
Lmfao oh wow. Too good 😂😂😂
“You know, Twitter?”
“Yup.”
*internally;* “shit, I don’t really know where to go from here.”
You take her back to your place...that's what you do
"cool, me too"
Rigo so she’s been there before ehhh...wait a minu-
_Ded_ he knew too much
Plumtree shaker
PARRRRDON?
Everyone take notes this is how you introduce yourself: “ Call a judge and get some fudge “ words of a genius
ikr its such an amazing opening insult delivered with such savagery... most people dont even understand what she meant
Ah, of course, so this is how conversations will go after quarantine.
This is the most powerful pardon of all time
unnunn12 true
Her voice shook with power, the first thu’um in ages perhaps...
福本勉 Ah yes, paar-yoo-dun.
Dovahzul for "fuck-you-say?"
Fuck! The Greybeards summoned her.... Ya’ll felt that, right?
PARDON?!