NAPOLEONIC MASSACRE FOR A SINGLE HILL! 2v3 - Napoleonic Total War 3

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @midnight_ice9975
    @midnight_ice9975 3 года назад +548

    “Three units of units” Me: Well said, well said

  • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
    @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 3 года назад +45

    That sound and look of those battle lines firing all their guns was beautiful. Than the massive gun powder smoke clouds in the air gave it even a better effect.
    Amazing video Apollo.

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 3 года назад +374

    Pixie, the term for a Napoleon fan is a "ouiaboo"

  • @TheLegion.
    @TheLegion. 3 года назад +184

    40:51 I think we found our next episode of “life of a solider” guys

    • @mtathos_
      @mtathos_ 3 года назад +4

      Haha yes!

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 3 года назад +6

      ‘Highlanders? Li ho cagati!’

    • @aaronchan4659
      @aaronchan4659 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @fishnujish1511
      @fishnujish1511 3 года назад +8

      Fabio looked at the Highlanders surrounding him. He looked around, all his friends retreating. He felt a sense of desperation. He reflected on life. He remembered his father saying, "Remember Fabio, if anyone ever a-make you angry, you imagine them putting pineapple on a-pizzeria!" That was it. He felt angry. With a mighty robust war cry, "VIVA ITALIA!" he stepped forth into the Highlander's bayonets. "AAA!!!!!!" he shouted. He would not let his enemies touch his home. He fiercely fought, as bayonet rang on bayonet, he held off 50 Highlanders.
      Suddenly a Scottish man towered over Fabio. "FER BONNIE SCOTLAND!" he yelled as he pushed Fabio to the ground. Fabio's head rang as he lay there. He yelled and thrust upward. The Scottish man, since he was not wearing a kilt, to a bayonet to his balls. Fabio got up and ran.

  • @madarauchiha6884
    @madarauchiha6884 3 года назад +42

    46:00 was the hilarious one after all..🤣🤣

  • @lacroixenjoyer5405
    @lacroixenjoyer5405 3 года назад +61

    The Persians after they find the 300 spartans at Thermopylae: 17:50

  • @James-vm2cl
    @James-vm2cl 3 года назад +361

    I love the part where Poland shoots their own General with their own cannon

    • @James-vm2cl
      @James-vm2cl 3 года назад +7

      I feel kind of bad so just let me say I’m not making fun of the dude. I’ve done it plenty of times myself.

    • @oryan4395
      @oryan4395 3 года назад +30

      @@James-vm2cl I thought that was hilarious. That and when the British General told the other generals that their fathers were hamsters and their mothers smelt of elderberries. Which ended up causing the other two generals to go into a blind rage and attack the British general.

    • @QuandaleDingle-wt2yk
      @QuandaleDingle-wt2yk 3 года назад +3

      Lol same.

    • @genaricgames4315
      @genaricgames4315 3 года назад +6

      Just polish things

    • @littleumbrella1763
      @littleumbrella1763 3 года назад +7

      @@oryan4395 that is an english insult if i ever heard one

  • @muovi2463
    @muovi2463 3 года назад +167

    I'm a simple man, I see Napoleon, I hit that like button.

  • @jdmesa0925
    @jdmesa0925 3 года назад +69

    "I wanna see History come to life" amen brother

    • @Billygoattee
      @Billygoattee 3 года назад

      just watch politics

    • @dickyneedles8876
      @dickyneedles8876 3 года назад +5

      I like the newer Total Wars for what they are but they definitely lost some of that "living history" feel as they developed :(

  • @michaelschauf3542
    @michaelschauf3542 3 года назад +26

    Good fight. Both sides did great. I was cheering the UK on the whole time. The British players did absolutely wonderful.
    Good army and map awareness, they made great use of formations and using that height ground to their advantage.
    I love seeing these kind of pvp engagements.
    Apollo you are absolutely the best total war commenter on RUclips. Very nice replay of a battle that was both entertaining as it was intense. 👍🤟🤘😎

  • @LilShrooms
    @LilShrooms 3 года назад +19

    god when the generals came out to meet each other I died 🤣

  • @jalentruesdell3719
    @jalentruesdell3719 3 года назад +94

    The generals wanted to see who is the alpha chad

  • @generaljo7471
    @generaljo7471 3 года назад +67

    We need the Life of a Soldier for that Italian who held off the Highlanders. The absolute Chad!!

  • @WhoNow283
    @WhoNow283 3 года назад +15

    32:47 made me legit laugh so hard I teared up a bit

  • @ZacharyBrodka
    @ZacharyBrodka 3 года назад +8

    The general engagement at the end threw me. Haha. Great battle. Love the mod.

  • @anshulpuri9672
    @anshulpuri9672 3 года назад +4

    It's been a long semester but I'm glad I can relax and watch tons of new Napoleon and Third age battles. Just like the good old days :D

  • @vintageadventure-l6m
    @vintageadventure-l6m 3 года назад +13

    And that is why you never mess with the ‘thin red line’.

  • @genericseagull4346
    @genericseagull4346 3 года назад +38

    32:47 why did i laugh so hard at this

    • @rengokukyojuro294
      @rengokukyojuro294 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t laugh at this the first time but when you watch it from the time stamp I can’t stop laughing

    • @Oversamma
      @Oversamma 3 года назад

      Same. I'm not proud of how many times I immediately replayed that part.

    • @hassmanSMO
      @hassmanSMO 3 года назад +1

      I wonder how he was killed. Sees another horseman gets blown to bits. ahh...

  • @aaronchan4659
    @aaronchan4659 3 года назад +2

    *Highland foot fighting* Apollo: “The highland foot are at work today” Me: “I do believe so Apollo”

  • @zecker98
    @zecker98 3 года назад +7

    For me as an actuall reanactor it's amazing how the sound effects of gun fire can make and break this game :D

  • @TheGamingHive
    @TheGamingHive 3 года назад +2

    @Pixelated Apollo in one battle, we were massacred on the battlefield, and were forced to retreat with what troops we had left to better positions. Our troops were exhausted, and heavily depleted. The largest units we still had were a maximum of 60 men. There was only about 500 of us left. The enemy, playing as the French, even after the beginning battle was over, had over 5000 men left between them. We retreated to a small town on the outskirts of the map, taking losses as we ran. The town was surrounded by dirt mounds, tall enough to provide cover. We set up behind the mounds and waited for the coming onslaught. Due to the few of us left, the micromanagement had been reduced significantly, allowing orders to be given swiftly to my allies. We were already low on ammunition, so we decided to hold our fire until they came over the mounds, our small fortresses walls. As we settled in, we began to hear the distant sound of drums, and the rumble of thousands of enemy troops marching on our positions. The enemy began to cross the mounds, and we opened fire, cutting down row after row as they climbed into our town. My allies were skeptical of our chances of victory. I focused on issuing orders and defeating the enemy. They came in waves, and we defeated each one. The combat devolving into a desperate fistfight at times. And each time we fought them off. One of my allies had been cut off from our retreat early on, and had been holding a large portion of the enemy at a farmhouse far away from us, which is what caused the “waves”. Now, you may be wondering, why am I telling you this in RUclips chat, instead of sending you the replay. Here is why, just as the third and final wave was upon us, my computer could no longer take the strain, and gave me a blue screen of death.

  • @Bigtaco556
    @Bigtaco556 3 года назад +6

    32:46 had me dead that was to good.

  • @albertwernsdorfer5193
    @albertwernsdorfer5193 3 года назад +11

    i would love to watch an 8 hour battle with tens of thousands of soldiers, like the real battles. I hope that they will make a mod like that

  • @brockstephen6210
    @brockstephen6210 3 года назад +105

    5 views and 40 likes, now that’s a good ratio!

    • @steelydan3263
      @steelydan3263 3 года назад +8

      800%

    • @presidentlouis-napoleonbon8889
      @presidentlouis-napoleonbon8889 3 года назад +3

      Maybe the views only get up if you watch a certain percentage of the video?

    • @c.harlie
      @c.harlie 3 года назад +1

      No RUclips stops and sees if views are legit to stop subbots

  • @markustheboy6844
    @markustheboy6844 3 года назад +17

    No one: ...
    Not a singal soul: ...
    Pixelated apollo: look at that horse

  • @RuskiFuze01
    @RuskiFuze01 3 года назад +11

    “69 (giggity) out of 71” ah yes a man of culture

  • @Blueqoose
    @Blueqoose 3 года назад +1

    "Cuz Napoleon was kind of known for like uniting Italy correct?" Yes Pixie, that's the *nice* way of saying it lol. By 1799 he mostly had all of Italy under his control. The Marengo Campaign in 1800 basically sealed the deal and he was the self proclaimed "King" of Italy. I love your commentating. Keep it up.

  • @prestonsaccenti950
    @prestonsaccenti950 2 года назад

    32:47 had me dyinggggggggg, "well that sure enough killed him"

  • @Niklas-ko7pi
    @Niklas-ko7pi 3 года назад +2

    When you fight till a bloody draw: OOOOFFF, WHY CANT THEY DIE?
    When your general agrees to fight the other general to stop the bloodshed and decide the battle: THATS A HONORABLE LEADER! LET THEM FIGHT! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGODS!
    When both generals die: Well...ahem.... guys... so...do we continue? I heard there is a good tavern in town. How about setting this with a drinking game?
    After the battle: I KNEW WE WOULD WIN AGAINST THESE SPAGHETTIS CARL! I FUCKIN TOLD YOU SO!

  • @babamo2019
    @babamo2019 3 года назад +1

    Pixelated Apollo at the start: "And get some snacks"
    Me, pausing and going to the shop to buy spicy pringles and coca cola: yessir

  • @m.sydneyvern2260
    @m.sydneyvern2260 3 года назад +1

    This Total War battle Apollo really reminds me of what an actual 1700s Napoleonic battle would look like IRL especially at the end with the two generals meeting in the center and talks go sour turns into a sword fight

  • @JuhoK189
    @JuhoK189 3 года назад +2

    Dame those Red Coats are good! Even When they are oute numbered and General dead they jost: Hold the line!! Aim!! Fire!!

  • @axcelis6188
    @axcelis6188 3 года назад +2

    Hello I was one of the players to get into this video I had no idea this was uploaded!
    BTW The polish player dc'ed during a crucial part of the battle the AI was mostly commanding the remains of it

  • @bsquare4945
    @bsquare4945 3 года назад +1

    Always love some NTW3. Finally got the mod and it is so amazing! Thank you Apollo for showing me this mod.

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 3 года назад +43

    Last time I was this early Napoleon was still in prison in Elba

    • @animeyahallo3887
      @animeyahallo3887 3 года назад +4

      good times, tho I wonder when he will make his move to reclaim his throne, I mean the court of Vienna is currently in disarray ...... oh wait

    • @elbeto191291
      @elbeto191291 3 года назад

      @@animeyahallo3887 surely some French loyalists will stop him before he can recruit more followers and gain power and be a threat to the European monarchies again... oh, wait

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 3 года назад +3

      @@elbeto191291 French loyalist were loyalists, to him lmao.

    • @elbeto191291
      @elbeto191291 3 года назад

      @@inhocsignovinces1327 LOL you're right

    • @maximustiberius3036
      @maximustiberius3036 3 года назад

      I know it's a joke, but napoleon was not in prison on Elba. He was made emporer of Elba, such as it is.

  • @frenchmonk94
    @frenchmonk94 3 года назад +9

    Getting my snacks & drinks for this one!

  • @Yuuzer_
    @Yuuzer_ 3 года назад +7

    "You do not send in cavalry without infantry support!"

  • @nsawatchlistbait289
    @nsawatchlistbait289 3 года назад +5

    Imagine how glorious it would be to have a campaign in this mod

  • @tastyzombiekiller8954
    @tastyzombiekiller8954 3 года назад +1

    Hey pixlatedapollo, I was in the battle as the polish in the center and yes I might've shot moravex general, but he did get disconnected from the battle and honesty thank you for the post bro!

    • @lonurad1259
      @lonurad1259 3 года назад +1

      Tbf he disconnected as I killed his entire flank. Quite convenient

  • @Turbodog1
    @Turbodog1 3 года назад +1

    46:40
    "The negotiations were short."

  • @teaguejelinek4038
    @teaguejelinek4038 3 года назад

    26:46 Haha guy just eats a bullet after that inspirational message

  • @kaiserjoe2316
    @kaiserjoe2316 9 месяцев назад +1

    Warhammer may have the new pretty models but a set-piece, chess-like Napoleon battle is far more exciting to watch.
    Plus none of that unbalancing magic bollocks.

  • @AlphaRebel
    @AlphaRebel 3 года назад

    Now THIS is the kind of battle I like! Vast numbers of soldiers, with a variety of commanders, all pushed together into the scrim! Have at you!

  • @JuTakii
    @JuTakii 3 года назад

    at 11:46 some poor lad got sent FLYING from that cav charge in the mid right of the screen LOL

  • @recien2254
    @recien2254 3 года назад

    Love it when he says “get some snacks and drinks” when I have my snacks ready.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +4

    Yo, remember when she stole the dome off the Taj Mahal... *and then tried to create dinosaurs in the same episode?*

  • @lucian8955
    @lucian8955 3 года назад +2

    I never saw that the Generals meet each other best moment in the battle

  • @thelegend_doggo1062
    @thelegend_doggo1062 3 года назад +6

    Apollo: “I’m from Ireland and Scotland, those are two REGIONS”
    Me: “Ha... regions................”
    *stares into space for a few moments*
    Me: “REGIONS!!!! WE’RE FUCKING COUNTRIES!!!!!!”
    (Sry, had to get that out.)

  • @merkytippery
    @merkytippery 3 года назад

    Totally agree Apollo, Total War games are best for me when they reflect history.. these battles are so entertaining!

  • @tomaszkrawczyk9344
    @tomaszkrawczyk9344 3 года назад

    2:37 Legia Nadwiślańska-Vistula Legion was polish volunteer unit integrated directly into french army

  • @meagie7
    @meagie7 3 года назад +2

    Is it just me or are the British soldiers at the beginning of the video marching so satisfying

  • @Paveway-chan
    @Paveway-chan 3 года назад

    NTW3: More grand! More faction! More battle! More gun! More unit! More bayonet!
    P.s. I'm so glad you're still pushing out these vids

  • @terpturtle
    @terpturtle 3 года назад +19

    When you wake up to a notification from Apollo

  • @frederickiiprussia7699
    @frederickiiprussia7699 3 года назад

    Major props to the British for taking the initiative on their attack on the left, exceptional move to give a fighting chance

  • @VincentSaan
    @VincentSaan 3 года назад +2

    Hey guys ive recently started playing med2 since 'pollo here claims its the best,been enjoying it very much. But i dont get it what triggers so much rebels since my public order is happy green face. Is it the difficulty setting?? Keep it up Pixie almost 800k!

  • @Nidhoggrr
    @Nidhoggrr 3 года назад

    I just love the sound of musket fire.
    That polish player was infuriatingly incompetent. When he's not firing his cannons into his own men hes blocking his own lines of fire with random unformed blobs.
    You can see he's moving his troop at 29:00 but not only does he not clear his lines of fire he doesn't friggin form them up!

    • @UrMumSaysHiWT
      @UrMumSaysHiWT 2 года назад

      I had to laugh when his cannons fired at his own general

  • @mynamejeb8743
    @mynamejeb8743 3 года назад +1

    going toe to toe with the red coats is never wise

  • @stevenrobinson2047
    @stevenrobinson2047 3 года назад

    Wow! Great battle! The Generals at the end was hilarious and awesome!

  • @PushCatT
    @PushCatT 3 года назад

    Oh man, that audio of the muskets is perfect!

  • @ilcapalebraga04
    @ilcapalebraga04 3 года назад +1

    Italians granadiers were one of the first unit to enter in mosca under napoleon for their courage in borodino's battle

  • @ghostuk4062
    @ghostuk4062 3 года назад

    Being from Yorkshire, seeing the 51st Yorkshire West Riding is absolutley badass!! Its basically West Yorkshire and its where i was born and raised :D

  • @samueladams2080
    @samueladams2080 3 года назад

    God I hear, “We have a great one today” so many times and boy on this channel you always follow through. Great battle good work.

  • @nebcyt-notenoughbraincells419
    @nebcyt-notenoughbraincells419 3 года назад

    Now that's what padme would call agressive negotiations.
    Honestly the best part of the battle.
    They're gonna negotiate a truce.No they are just gonna kill each other. It would have been cool if they had all just left the battle afterwards though like you said

  • @greasy8187
    @greasy8187 3 года назад +8

    you should do a napoleon campaign with darth mod

  • @FLoooT
    @FLoooT 3 года назад +1

    PA: *Says correct one first, corrects himself incorrectly, then corrects the correction*

  • @kerrymunster9006
    @kerrymunster9006 3 года назад

    Really cool battle and thanks for putting some irish soldiers in I am from Ireland and all ways wondered what type of cape was the Irish in

  • @SenorTucano
    @SenorTucano 3 года назад

    And here I was expecting this to be a video about the Battle of Barossa

  • @Notaffiliated64
    @Notaffiliated64 3 года назад

    Polish Genearal rides past a cannons line of fire
    Cannon Crew:Cowabunga it is !

  • @UnknownPerson-wi2sq
    @UnknownPerson-wi2sq 3 года назад

    Love the sound of the guns firing

  • @robertelliott-bach7101
    @robertelliott-bach7101 3 года назад

    Pixelated Apollo uploads NTW3 video:
    Me: Christmas has come early.

  • @colonelmilk2586
    @colonelmilk2586 3 года назад

    “That’s what I want in a total war game, to see history come to life”
    I couldn’t have said it better myself!

  • @huberthepner3754
    @huberthepner3754 3 года назад +3

    2:35 Polish, but before they got independence in form of Duchy Of Warsaw. So Polish legion of French army

  • @julianharris8868
    @julianharris8868 3 года назад +1

    ntw3 is back baby!
    Love that mod

  • @GunAssassinx29
    @GunAssassinx29 3 года назад +1

    Im glad to see NTW3 is back!

  • @ThePapaSmurf42
    @ThePapaSmurf42 3 года назад

    hahaha that chad italian was definitely one to survive that battle

  • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
    @Watcher-in-the-Dark 3 года назад

    That was easily the best Total War battle I have seen!

  • @redbeard989
    @redbeard989 3 года назад

    This is one of the best NTW3 vids I've seen in a while

  • @cheese2764
    @cheese2764 3 года назад

    The italian soldier at 41:30 is life of a soldier material

  • @bathorybill9423
    @bathorybill9423 3 года назад

    This battle is 'wicked awesome' ...totally epic!

  • @sunnyvaletrailerpark
    @sunnyvaletrailerpark 3 года назад

    32:50 hahahahah almost died myself of laughter

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +2

    *Lol, the generals' combat. Champion combat hasn't been a thing in centuries, let alone leader combat, but they're bringing it back, boys!*

    • @lonurad1259
      @lonurad1259 3 года назад

      I am glad you enjoyed lol

    • @joshhearn1600
      @joshhearn1600 3 года назад

      @@lonurad1259 that was one of the best battles I've seen in TW in a long while! Thanks man for sending that in

    • @lonurad1259
      @lonurad1259 3 года назад

      @@joshhearn1600 Thanks for enjoying :). Means a lot

  • @Smokey348
    @Smokey348 3 года назад

    ahaha i saw that the cannon killed the general at 32:29 . You can see the ragdoll of the horse flying

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 3 года назад

    From the film "Following my course":
    '- Captain, what's the most important quality of a soldier?
    - Tenacity. That, and the ability to follow orders no matter how tough the situation is.'

  • @jonaht2572
    @jonaht2572 3 года назад

    The Vistula Legion is definitely a cool faction! Napoleon got a lot of support from the Poles for liberating them from Russian and Austrian rule. The Vistula Legion marched with him to Moscow-and unfortunately got decimated as a result, of course.

  • @sergeantwillyt8860
    @sergeantwillyt8860 3 года назад

    The part where the British and the Italian general meets, it was like:
    “So, we good bro?” Italian General
    “Mmmmmm, nope I rather died” Arther
    “Yea me too” Italian general

  • @oliverwoodcock5307
    @oliverwoodcock5307 Год назад +1

    Someone loses their unprotected arty every single time FFS! 🙄🧐 Apart from that, great video and well played to the British armies.

  • @lukeborst2751
    @lukeborst2751 3 года назад +1

    As everyone should know never straight up engage the British in a line battle

  • @Bradyknauth1979
    @Bradyknauth1979 3 года назад

    Hey I installed NTW3 and I don’t have the smoke you have in battles does the smoke come with the mod or is it a separate smoke mod

  • @PrimeNPC
    @PrimeNPC 2 года назад

    What mod are you using for the larger maps, the unique map icons and I am pretty sure your muskets all sound a lot quieter/cleaner than vanilla. Does anyone know the mods in use here?

  • @Ihavpickle
    @Ihavpickle 3 месяца назад

    12:26 This battle really looks like the battle of borodino. Instead of the Russians defending a hill, it's the British. You even have the wooded area with the poles in there(which historically, the polsih infantry was on the right side of Napoleons army in the wooded area)

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 3 года назад

    21:23 Giuseppe Garibaldi is the one famous for uniting Italy during the unification wars of the 1850s and 60s haha but Napoleon was allied with the Kingdom of Naples I think?

  • @jdmesa0925
    @jdmesa0925 3 года назад

    Excellent! Your channel, sir, is one of my favorites broda

  • @dukecountu9475
    @dukecountu9475 3 года назад +7

    Napoleon is soooooo good with this mod.

    • @maartenbaert3540
      @maartenbaert3540 3 года назад

      I was about to ask you what thenmod does as he said "so what this mod does ..."

    • @Cyprian96
      @Cyprian96 3 года назад

      Does it have decent campaign?

  • @Greger82
    @Greger82 3 года назад +1

    I love when the daily notification is either ntw3 or shogun2!

  • @gyaneshkumarpandey386
    @gyaneshkumarpandey386 3 года назад +8

    "Hindustan" is actually Persian name for "India".

  • @rosendost-pierre4787
    @rosendost-pierre4787 3 года назад

    The volleys sound amazing too. It’s been a really long time since I’ve played this game but did they change the sounds with this mod too?

  • @Tls1133
    @Tls1133 3 года назад

    I am so glad I watched until the end. That was great

  • @matthieugauthier5128
    @matthieugauthier5128 3 года назад

    Me & my friend did kinda what they did with the generals, we lined up all of our armies like 2 metres from each other to get a stare down in medieval 2 & then just walked forward

  • @IRTG2006
    @IRTG2006 3 года назад

    Honestly one of the best NTW games I’ve seen

  • @sainterectus
    @sainterectus 3 года назад +1

    AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED