@@James-vm2cl I thought that was hilarious. That and when the British General told the other generals that their fathers were hamsters and their mothers smelt of elderberries. Which ended up causing the other two generals to go into a blind rage and attack the British general.
Fabio looked at the Highlanders surrounding him. He looked around, all his friends retreating. He felt a sense of desperation. He reflected on life. He remembered his father saying, "Remember Fabio, if anyone ever a-make you angry, you imagine them putting pineapple on a-pizzeria!" That was it. He felt angry. With a mighty robust war cry, "VIVA ITALIA!" he stepped forth into the Highlander's bayonets. "AAA!!!!!!" he shouted. He would not let his enemies touch his home. He fiercely fought, as bayonet rang on bayonet, he held off 50 Highlanders. Suddenly a Scottish man towered over Fabio. "FER BONNIE SCOTLAND!" he yelled as he pushed Fabio to the ground. Fabio's head rang as he lay there. He yelled and thrust upward. The Scottish man, since he was not wearing a kilt, to a bayonet to his balls. Fabio got up and ran.
That sound and look of those battle lines firing all their guns was beautiful. Than the massive gun powder smoke clouds in the air gave it even a better effect. Amazing video Apollo.
Good fight. Both sides did great. I was cheering the UK on the whole time. The British players did absolutely wonderful. Good army and map awareness, they made great use of formations and using that height ground to their advantage. I love seeing these kind of pvp engagements. Apollo you are absolutely the best total war commenter on RUclips. Very nice replay of a battle that was both entertaining as it was intense. 👍🤟🤘😎
When you fight till a bloody draw: OOOOFFF, WHY CANT THEY DIE? When your general agrees to fight the other general to stop the bloodshed and decide the battle: THATS A HONORABLE LEADER! LET THEM FIGHT! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGODS! When both generals die: Well...ahem.... guys... so...do we continue? I heard there is a good tavern in town. How about setting this with a drinking game? After the battle: I KNEW WE WOULD WIN AGAINST THESE SPAGHETTIS CARL! I FUCKIN TOLD YOU SO!
@Pixelated Apollo in one battle, we were massacred on the battlefield, and were forced to retreat with what troops we had left to better positions. Our troops were exhausted, and heavily depleted. The largest units we still had were a maximum of 60 men. There was only about 500 of us left. The enemy, playing as the French, even after the beginning battle was over, had over 5000 men left between them. We retreated to a small town on the outskirts of the map, taking losses as we ran. The town was surrounded by dirt mounds, tall enough to provide cover. We set up behind the mounds and waited for the coming onslaught. Due to the few of us left, the micromanagement had been reduced significantly, allowing orders to be given swiftly to my allies. We were already low on ammunition, so we decided to hold our fire until they came over the mounds, our small fortresses walls. As we settled in, we began to hear the distant sound of drums, and the rumble of thousands of enemy troops marching on our positions. The enemy began to cross the mounds, and we opened fire, cutting down row after row as they climbed into our town. My allies were skeptical of our chances of victory. I focused on issuing orders and defeating the enemy. They came in waves, and we defeated each one. The combat devolving into a desperate fistfight at times. And each time we fought them off. One of my allies had been cut off from our retreat early on, and had been holding a large portion of the enemy at a farmhouse far away from us, which is what caused the “waves”. Now, you may be wondering, why am I telling you this in RUclips chat, instead of sending you the replay. Here is why, just as the third and final wave was upon us, my computer could no longer take the strain, and gave me a blue screen of death.
"Cuz Napoleon was kind of known for like uniting Italy correct?" Yes Pixie, that's the *nice* way of saying it lol. By 1799 he mostly had all of Italy under his control. The Marengo Campaign in 1800 basically sealed the deal and he was the self proclaimed "King" of Italy. I love your commentating. Keep it up.
I had to rewatch that general encounter lmao. one of the most random and unexpected events I think ive ever seen in your videos "negations went poorly" had me rolling hahahaha
Apollo: “I’m from Ireland and Scotland, those are two REGIONS” Me: “Ha... regions................” *stares into space for a few moments* Me: “REGIONS!!!! WE’RE FUCKING COUNTRIES!!!!!!” (Sry, had to get that out.)
Warhammer may have the new pretty models but a set-piece, chess-like Napoleon battle is far more exciting to watch. Plus none of that unbalancing magic bollocks.
This Total War battle Apollo really reminds me of what an actual 1700s Napoleonic battle would look like IRL especially at the end with the two generals meeting in the center and talks go sour turns into a sword fight
Hello I was one of the players to get into this video I had no idea this was uploaded! BTW The polish player dc'ed during a crucial part of the battle the AI was mostly commanding the remains of it
@@animeyahallo3887 surely some French loyalists will stop him before he can recruit more followers and gain power and be a threat to the European monarchies again... oh, wait
Hey pixlatedapollo, I was in the battle as the polish in the center and yes I might've shot moravex general, but he did get disconnected from the battle and honesty thank you for the post bro!
I just love the sound of musket fire. That polish player was infuriatingly incompetent. When he's not firing his cannons into his own men hes blocking his own lines of fire with random unformed blobs. You can see he's moving his troop at 29:00 but not only does he not clear his lines of fire he doesn't friggin form them up!
Now that's what padme would call agressive negotiations. Honestly the best part of the battle. They're gonna negotiate a truce.No they are just gonna kill each other. It would have been cool if they had all just left the battle afterwards though like you said
The Vistula Legion is definitely a cool faction! Napoleon got a lot of support from the Poles for liberating them from Russian and Austrian rule. The Vistula Legion marched with him to Moscow-and unfortunately got decimated as a result, of course.
The part where the British and the Italian general meets, it was like: “So, we good bro?” Italian General “Mmmmmm, nope I rather died” Arther “Yea me too” Italian general
12:26 This battle really looks like the battle of borodino. Instead of the Russians defending a hill, it's the British. You even have the wooded area with the poles in there(which historically, the polsih infantry was on the right side of Napoleons army in the wooded area)
21:23 Giuseppe Garibaldi is the one famous for uniting Italy during the unification wars of the 1850s and 60s haha but Napoleon was allied with the Kingdom of Naples I think?
Me & my friend did kinda what they did with the generals, we lined up all of our armies like 2 metres from each other to get a stare down in medieval 2 & then just walked forward
From the film "Following my course": '- Captain, what's the most important quality of a soldier? - Tenacity. That, and the ability to follow orders no matter how tough the situation is.'
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“Three units of units” Me: Well said, well said
The floor here is made of floor
so true😔...
Do you mind giving me the time stamp?
Nope nevermind just found it lmao
My land is constituted essentially by land.
Pixie, the term for a Napoleon fan is a "ouiaboo"
Best comment I've seen all week
The fuck?
@@kapitan19969838 Qui is a French word that is pronounced as "wee" in English.
underrated
I love the part where Poland shoots their own General with their own cannon
I feel kind of bad so just let me say I’m not making fun of the dude. I’ve done it plenty of times myself.
@@James-vm2cl I thought that was hilarious. That and when the British General told the other generals that their fathers were hamsters and their mothers smelt of elderberries. Which ended up causing the other two generals to go into a blind rage and attack the British general.
Lol same.
Just polish things
@@oryan4395 that is an english insult if i ever heard one
40:51 I think we found our next episode of “life of a solider” guys
Haha yes!
‘Highlanders? Li ho cagati!’
Yes
Fabio looked at the Highlanders surrounding him. He looked around, all his friends retreating. He felt a sense of desperation. He reflected on life. He remembered his father saying, "Remember Fabio, if anyone ever a-make you angry, you imagine them putting pineapple on a-pizzeria!" That was it. He felt angry. With a mighty robust war cry, "VIVA ITALIA!" he stepped forth into the Highlander's bayonets. "AAA!!!!!!" he shouted. He would not let his enemies touch his home. He fiercely fought, as bayonet rang on bayonet, he held off 50 Highlanders.
Suddenly a Scottish man towered over Fabio. "FER BONNIE SCOTLAND!" he yelled as he pushed Fabio to the ground. Fabio's head rang as he lay there. He yelled and thrust upward. The Scottish man, since he was not wearing a kilt, to a bayonet to his balls. Fabio got up and ran.
That sound and look of those battle lines firing all their guns was beautiful. Than the massive gun powder smoke clouds in the air gave it even a better effect.
Amazing video Apollo.
I'm a simple man, I see Napoleon, I hit that like button.
Paperi
The Persians after they find the 300 spartans at Thermopylae: 17:50
Lmao
Lol true
46:00 was the hilarious one after all..🤣🤣
The generals wanted to see who is the alpha chad
"I wanna see History come to life" amen brother
just watch politics
I like the newer Total Wars for what they are but they definitely lost some of that "living history" feel as they developed :(
We need the Life of a Soldier for that Italian who held off the Highlanders. The absolute Chad!!
Good fight. Both sides did great. I was cheering the UK on the whole time. The British players did absolutely wonderful.
Good army and map awareness, they made great use of formations and using that height ground to their advantage.
I love seeing these kind of pvp engagements.
Apollo you are absolutely the best total war commenter on RUclips. Very nice replay of a battle that was both entertaining as it was intense. 👍🤟🤘😎
32:47 made me legit laugh so hard I teared up a bit
When you fight till a bloody draw: OOOOFFF, WHY CANT THEY DIE?
When your general agrees to fight the other general to stop the bloodshed and decide the battle: THATS A HONORABLE LEADER! LET THEM FIGHT! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGODS!
When both generals die: Well...ahem.... guys... so...do we continue? I heard there is a good tavern in town. How about setting this with a drinking game?
After the battle: I KNEW WE WOULD WIN AGAINST THESE SPAGHETTIS CARL! I FUCKIN TOLD YOU SO!
The general engagement at the end threw me. Haha. Great battle. Love the mod.
32:47 why did i laugh so hard at this
I didn’t laugh at this the first time but when you watch it from the time stamp I can’t stop laughing
Same. I'm not proud of how many times I immediately replayed that part.
I wonder how he was killed. Sees another horseman gets blown to bits. ahh...
god when the generals came out to meet each other I died 🤣
5 views and 40 likes, now that’s a good ratio!
800%
Maybe the views only get up if you watch a certain percentage of the video?
No RUclips stops and sees if views are legit to stop subbots
@Pixelated Apollo in one battle, we were massacred on the battlefield, and were forced to retreat with what troops we had left to better positions. Our troops were exhausted, and heavily depleted. The largest units we still had were a maximum of 60 men. There was only about 500 of us left. The enemy, playing as the French, even after the beginning battle was over, had over 5000 men left between them. We retreated to a small town on the outskirts of the map, taking losses as we ran. The town was surrounded by dirt mounds, tall enough to provide cover. We set up behind the mounds and waited for the coming onslaught. Due to the few of us left, the micromanagement had been reduced significantly, allowing orders to be given swiftly to my allies. We were already low on ammunition, so we decided to hold our fire until they came over the mounds, our small fortresses walls. As we settled in, we began to hear the distant sound of drums, and the rumble of thousands of enemy troops marching on our positions. The enemy began to cross the mounds, and we opened fire, cutting down row after row as they climbed into our town. My allies were skeptical of our chances of victory. I focused on issuing orders and defeating the enemy. They came in waves, and we defeated each one. The combat devolving into a desperate fistfight at times. And each time we fought them off. One of my allies had been cut off from our retreat early on, and had been holding a large portion of the enemy at a farmhouse far away from us, which is what caused the “waves”. Now, you may be wondering, why am I telling you this in RUclips chat, instead of sending you the replay. Here is why, just as the third and final wave was upon us, my computer could no longer take the strain, and gave me a blue screen of death.
32:46 had me dead that was to good.
No one: ...
Not a singal soul: ...
Pixelated apollo: look at that horse
It's been a long semester but I'm glad I can relax and watch tons of new Napoleon and Third age battles. Just like the good old days :D
"Cuz Napoleon was kind of known for like uniting Italy correct?" Yes Pixie, that's the *nice* way of saying it lol. By 1799 he mostly had all of Italy under his control. The Marengo Campaign in 1800 basically sealed the deal and he was the self proclaimed "King" of Italy. I love your commentating. Keep it up.
I had to rewatch that general encounter lmao. one of the most random and unexpected events I think ive ever seen in your videos "negations went poorly" had me rolling hahahaha
*Highland foot fighting* Apollo: “The highland foot are at work today” Me: “I do believe so Apollo”
And that is why you never mess with the ‘thin red line’.
Dam staright
Apollo: “I’m from Ireland and Scotland, those are two REGIONS”
Me: “Ha... regions................”
*stares into space for a few moments*
Me: “REGIONS!!!! WE’RE FUCKING COUNTRIES!!!!!!”
(Sry, had to get that out.)
Start acting like countries!
@@PixelatedApollo1 fair enough, lmao!
Warhammer may have the new pretty models but a set-piece, chess-like Napoleon battle is far more exciting to watch.
Plus none of that unbalancing magic bollocks.
Pixelated Apollo at the start: "And get some snacks"
Me, pausing and going to the shop to buy spicy pringles and coca cola: yessir
32:47 had me dyinggggggggg, "well that sure enough killed him"
i would love to watch an 8 hour battle with tens of thousands of soldiers, like the real battles. I hope that they will make a mod like that
For me as an actuall reanactor it's amazing how the sound effects of gun fire can make and break this game :D
Dame those Red Coats are good! Even When they are oute numbered and General dead they jost: Hold the line!! Aim!! Fire!!
This Total War battle Apollo really reminds me of what an actual 1700s Napoleonic battle would look like IRL especially at the end with the two generals meeting in the center and talks go sour turns into a sword fight
Hello I was one of the players to get into this video I had no idea this was uploaded!
BTW The polish player dc'ed during a crucial part of the battle the AI was mostly commanding the remains of it
same
“69 (giggity) out of 71” ah yes a man of culture
Last time I was this early Napoleon was still in prison in Elba
good times, tho I wonder when he will make his move to reclaim his throne, I mean the court of Vienna is currently in disarray ...... oh wait
@@animeyahallo3887 surely some French loyalists will stop him before he can recruit more followers and gain power and be a threat to the European monarchies again... oh, wait
@@elbeto191291 French loyalist were loyalists, to him lmao.
@@inhocsignovinces1327 LOL you're right
I know it's a joke, but napoleon was not in prison on Elba. He was made emporer of Elba, such as it is.
NTW3: More grand! More faction! More battle! More gun! More unit! More bayonet!
P.s. I'm so glad you're still pushing out these vids
46:40
"The negotiations were short."
Always love some NTW3. Finally got the mod and it is so amazing! Thank you Apollo for showing me this mod.
which mod is it??
Now THIS is the kind of battle I like! Vast numbers of soldiers, with a variety of commanders, all pushed together into the scrim! Have at you!
Italians granadiers were one of the first unit to enter in mosca under napoleon for their courage in borodino's battle
Yo, remember when she stole the dome off the Taj Mahal... *and then tried to create dinosaurs in the same episode?*
Wow! Great battle! The Generals at the end was hilarious and awesome!
Someone loses their unprotected arty every single time FFS! 🙄🧐 Apart from that, great video and well played to the British armies.
26:46 Haha guy just eats a bullet after that inspirational message
The moment when the player puts his two Polish infantry units right in front of the cannon units cringed me a lot. Dude, just WTF?!
Getting my snacks & drinks for this one!
Hey pixlatedapollo, I was in the battle as the polish in the center and yes I might've shot moravex general, but he did get disconnected from the battle and honesty thank you for the post bro!
Tbf he disconnected as I killed his entire flank. Quite convenient
God I hear, “We have a great one today” so many times and boy on this channel you always follow through. Great battle good work.
I never saw that the Generals meet each other best moment in the battle
at 11:46 some poor lad got sent FLYING from that cav charge in the mid right of the screen LOL
"You do not send in cavalry without infantry support!"
Ah, a man of culture
2:37 Legia Nadwiślańska-Vistula Legion was polish volunteer unit integrated directly into french army
Major props to the British for taking the initiative on their attack on the left, exceptional move to give a fighting chance
Totally agree Apollo, Total War games are best for me when they reflect history.. these battles are so entertaining!
Is it just me or are the British soldiers at the beginning of the video marching so satisfying
Imagine how glorious it would be to have a campaign in this mod
why haven’t they done that?
@@VAZZ8876 I don't know
going toe to toe with the red coats is never wise
I just love the sound of musket fire.
That polish player was infuriatingly incompetent. When he's not firing his cannons into his own men hes blocking his own lines of fire with random unformed blobs.
You can see he's moving his troop at 29:00 but not only does he not clear his lines of fire he doesn't friggin form them up!
I had to laugh when his cannons fired at his own general
As everyone should know never straight up engage the British in a line battle
When you wake up to a notification from Apollo
Bro what time zone are you in for me it's 4pm
prob eastern time
For me he woke up late
@@lemonosharky3338 in Eastern time it is 11:00 AM
@@matthewgreen8158 central
“That’s what I want in a total war game, to see history come to life”
I couldn’t have said it better myself!
Love it when he says “get some snacks and drinks” when I have my snacks ready.
Being from Yorkshire, seeing the 51st Yorkshire West Riding is absolutley badass!! Its basically West Yorkshire and its where i was born and raised :D
Now that's what padme would call agressive negotiations.
Honestly the best part of the battle.
They're gonna negotiate a truce.No they are just gonna kill each other. It would have been cool if they had all just left the battle afterwards though like you said
Oh man, that audio of the muskets is perfect!
ntw3 is back baby!
Love that mod
I bet they sent the Generals to kill each other so the battle would end faster .
Pixelated Apollo uploads NTW3 video:
Me: Christmas has come early.
The terrible management by Polish-Italian alliance is beyond words could possibly describe
Let's goooo another great video to go with a great youtuber keep at it Pixie
2:35 Polish, but before they got independence in form of Duchy Of Warsaw. So Polish legion of French army
This is one of the best NTW3 vids I've seen in a while
PA: *Says correct one first, corrects himself incorrectly, then corrects the correction*
The Vistula Legion is definitely a cool faction! Napoleon got a lot of support from the Poles for liberating them from Russian and Austrian rule. The Vistula Legion marched with him to Moscow-and unfortunately got decimated as a result, of course.
The part where the British and the Italian general meets, it was like:
“So, we good bro?” Italian General
“Mmmmmm, nope I rather died” Arther
“Yea me too” Italian general
12:26 This battle really looks like the battle of borodino. Instead of the Russians defending a hill, it's the British. You even have the wooded area with the poles in there(which historically, the polsih infantry was on the right side of Napoleons army in the wooded area)
The italian soldier at 41:30 is life of a soldier material
I'm a British person called Cameron and I saw the Cameron highlanders fight in this battle.I gotta say they made me proud.
Im glad to see NTW3 is back!
*Lol, the generals' combat. Champion combat hasn't been a thing in centuries, let alone leader combat, but they're bringing it back, boys!*
I am glad you enjoyed lol
@@lonurad1259 that was one of the best battles I've seen in TW in a long while! Thanks man for sending that in
@@joshhearn1600 Thanks for enjoying :). Means a lot
How could you've never heard about Legion de la Vistule?
And here I was expecting this to be a video about the Battle of Barossa
Really cool battle and thanks for putting some irish soldiers in I am from Ireland and all ways wondered what type of cape was the Irish in
21:23 Giuseppe Garibaldi is the one famous for uniting Italy during the unification wars of the 1850s and 60s haha but Napoleon was allied with the Kingdom of Naples I think?
Me & my friend did kinda what they did with the generals, we lined up all of our armies like 2 metres from each other to get a stare down in medieval 2 & then just walked forward
the generals meeting up killed me XD
That was easily the best Total War battle I have seen!
From the film "Following my course":
'- Captain, what's the most important quality of a soldier?
- Tenacity. That, and the ability to follow orders no matter how tough the situation is.'
you should do a napoleon campaign with darth mod
Napoleon is soooooo good with this mod.
I was about to ask you what thenmod does as he said "so what this mod does ..."
Does it have decent campaign?
This battle is 'wicked awesome' ...totally epic!
Excellent! Your channel, sir, is one of my favorites broda
ahaha i saw that the cannon killed the general at 32:29 . You can see the ragdoll of the horse flying
Polish Genearal rides past a cannons line of fire
Cannon Crew:Cowabunga it is !
Great video every time. This is really cinematic.
I love when the daily notification is either ntw3 or shogun2!
cant wait for the warband event also nice plays apollo i love waking up to these vids :)
6:09 Bunker Hill Pog moment.