Not that far fetched that a live sex show is going on at a strip club! Its usually just not part of the stage performance and you go to a back room to be the one fucking the stripper for a fee
Plus people call short people midget in Jamaica I'm am 5 ft and people call me that all the time, don't get me wrong I watched the whole vid and it was funny
Idk why it feels okay to get a bag from a random person in the shadows. 😂 It's happened to me, I bought it, and we smoked together right on the street. Lol.
As a Jamaican woman I can tell you this is facts! I'll never forget going to a club with some guys and there where strippers downstairs and this is exactly what happened...thank goodness me and my innocence stayed upstairs!
My whole family is Jamaican and this was hilarious! Some may find some parts offensive but if that’s the case you shouldn’t be at ANY comedy show anyways 🤷🏽♂️
I'm Jamaican and the only thing made up about this was probably the goat in the car and nobody says irie anymore but everything else is true I almost died when he mentioned the midget.
@@ZebbMassiv we actually within the country don't say it too often to be honest. So maybe that's just a thing those overseas say to break the ice or something. But really we hardly say irie or yeah mon.
As a Jamaican from content gardens Ocho Rios this man is telling the straight truth 😂😂😂😂😂😂✋🏽 especially about the midget 😂 shades is wild as hell And btw we have real limousines 😒🇯🇲#thatpartalie
There maybe limousine in Jamaica but don't mean somebody didn't pull up in a Kia acting like it was a limo because being of jamaican heritage but not born don't mean somebody not gonna try for make some money off you by telling them friend to go pick you up from the airport in them kia. But put limousine on it. Because mi not born jamaican them take me for a foreign and always want to make extra money from mi.
@@nikkistahr7105 lol thats whats up love. You and your man dont act like no tourists when you reach Jamaica. Be humble but like at home dont let anyone take you for a fool. Salute
When your Jamaican and know every place hes talking about🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲....and damn Gary my country has many limo car services and legal taxis😂...the goat tho 🤣🤣🤣
Gary Owen is a legend hands down. There are Jamaicans on the island who have never been to shades and I'm and English born Jamaican and I've been so I can relate. I'm dead right now looooool.
BodeHarman Da 1st you caught me, I haven't been to anything he is talking about, therefore he just must be a legend, because he's done such legendary shit right ? No.
nicky rosey bwoy in all my 29 years that I grew up in Jamaica. Just the last 2 I've been living in the states. I have never heard that only in plays and jimmy cliff movies. No rasta fren or nothing ever say that
Gary you are effin hilarious!! Been watching you all the way back to Def Comedy Jam when Martin Lawrence was hosting. Naturally funny guy. Love & Support from DC.
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Gary Owens is a real comedy OG never sold his soul for the fame like a lot of dudes
How do you know? I m pretty sure that he did. In fact.....if you know there name, see them on TV, has millions of fiat, they sold out bro
@@richarddotschmidt man shut the fuck up
@@isiah675 I know man....it was alot for me to take in too. 😕
I agree!
Like you know lol
This dude is not lying.. damn near every strip club in Jamaica is like this and shades is wild! 🤣 .. especially the midget part
Bruh!!!
Yeah i been to a strip club in mantego bay and they had a midget fucking the chicks. The strip club in Negril was wack...no midget there
@@sidh1603 Lmfao hahaha
So that's a common thing in jamaican strip clubs?
Lol... 😂😂😂
The fact so many people are confirming his story is high key scary lol
💯😆
He’s 100% accurate mon🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Not that far fetched that a live sex show is going on at a strip club! Its usually just not part of the stage performance and you go to a back room to be the one fucking the stripper for a fee
I think there’s a black man trapped in his body 🤣🤣 I love this guy 😂😂
Was thinking the same!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂
He's albino bro believe it😐 😤🤫
Definitely trapped he is enjoying himself in there
🤣🤣
@@OneWaY2BHandy lol
I love that there's multiple Jamaicans in this comment section confirming the strip club story.
No they don't actually act like that
Rohan Burke how would you know?
@@kodyclark1895 u know he's just joking right he just saying pretty stereo typical stuff plus I'm Jamaican
Plus people call short people midget in Jamaica I'm am 5 ft and people call me that all the time, don't get me wrong I watched the whole vid and it was funny
I hate you AND Gary😆😆😆
As a jamaican i can wholeheartedly support his story
dejaune cole same here 😂😂😂😂
dejaune cole facts
Amy Zane Maybe not the goat but the limo part sounds believable
@Amy Zane same. Lol
@@fayepatrice1672 wait. Really?
I didn't come for the salad bihhhhh lol
I like your name.
He said this as I'm reading this
Knew someone said it 😂😂😂
This is 100% legit. Live in Ocho rios all my life and went to shades for the first time last weekend... Truly epic. #legitjokes
Robin tell me about your experience
What was he say about buck?
Wtf you look like youre 13
Blake L yes bruh
lol Shid you tryna live in Texas?😂 tell me yo story in person
He should guest star on Power as Tommy's brother...
Actually, he has a bit about being confused with Tommy. Pretty funny.
Damn just noticed the similarities
Peter Nunez Whats it called
That was racist
Yes!!! @50cent @omari
I ain’t gay I just wanted to know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Netflix were is this mans special 😂😂😂😂
مغممغمغممفحغكغحك
he made one with showtime
He has a new coming soon on Netflix!! He talked bout it yesterday on tha breakfast club!! It’s gonna be great
Too in politically correct 😂😂😂😂
@@royword176 when is it ? Do they have a date
One hour makes you a pervert !
45 minutes makes you curious !
Don't get it twisted ! 😂😂😂
Craig Patterson Lol lpl
That was my favorite line lol!
Oh my GOD he is NOT lying! SHADES is an experience!
youtube made me "if you know you know"!
youtube made me lol Shades! If them ladies come to the states, they’ll make so much money. They do too much for that cash they getting.
Fifty shades of grey
I'm telling you this is so true I have a video of the experience
Yes it is. Live on stage
He's definitely not lying about the strip club shades lmao trust me
I am a Jamaican and I approve this message.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gary Owens --- U.S. Navy for six years as a Master-At-Arms and was in the Presidential Honor Guard.
My son Brent James jrvus navy now
"I think we gon stay for a little bit" 😂😂😂
😩 2 red stripes beer 🍺 Thank you!
It's always him taking a seat and putting that innocent look on his face that gets me every timeeeeee! lmaooooooo
😂😂😂😂😂
The weed men popping out the sand, is a Caribbean thing 🤣🤣 happened to me in Jamaica, Saint Lucia , Trinidad and the DR
Bahamas too my husband took me for my bday outta nowhere a dude had a baggie in his hand ...yeah I bought it
@@Noname-pe8wf 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Official DenDenn I wanna go to all those places, Bahamas, Puerto Rico..
Idk why it feels okay to get a bag from a random person in the shadows. 😂 It's happened to me, I bought it, and we smoked together right on the street. Lol.
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As a Jamaican woman I can tell you this is facts! I'll never forget going to a club with some guys and there where strippers downstairs and this is exactly what happened...thank goodness me and my innocence stayed upstairs!
So u did go down stairs???
@@FunkSquad07 learn TO READ before you reply back
Blakpepa it was a joke
@@Blakpepa wow. Kinda harsh.
My whole family is Jamaican and this was hilarious! Some may find some parts offensive but if that’s the case you shouldn’t be at ANY comedy show anyways 🤷🏽♂️
not all comedy is offensive though. there are some shows that I would not be embarrassed about if my 92 yr old granny is sitting beside me
@@atoyshabassene6273yeah and it’s probably not that funny
I'm Jamaican and the only thing made up about this was probably the goat in the car and nobody says irie anymore but everything else is true I almost died when he mentioned the midget.
Maybe in your parts noone says irie.
They tend to tell the white people Irie, cause white people wld already aware of that wrd
@@leesteal4458 We don't say Irie. They only say it to Tourists.
I work with Jamaicans and they say irie often
@@ZebbMassiv we actually within the country don't say it too often to be honest. So maybe that's just a thing those overseas say to break the ice or something. But really we hardly say irie or yeah mon.
"1 hour makes me a pervert. 45 mins makes me curious. dont get it twisted" 😂😂😂
only joke I got. Oh and the salad part.
Hawtt
What about the limo driver / taxi driver
I hate to say this but I am a curious pervert 😂😂😂😂
😂😂❤😊
Shades has that effect on people. You are never the same after a visit. And yes...the midget is legendary.
@Blake L just black
@Blake L wishing great health to you as well.
Blake L 🙄
Blake L Right, I wanted to go to Jamaica last year. Definitely can’t this year. Maybe at some point lol.
I'm dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man He needs a Netflix deal foreal.
He's the most humble of all and deserves the hell outta that
Olivia Valdez
What does ending a sentence with "foreal" mean? Is that some sort of ghetto slang?
frank livingston Get over it. Don't you have anything better to do with your time. Get over it. I'm from CALI.!
frank livingston Grow up and get a life. I'm busy on this beautiful Sunday😎
Aight - Dats coo foo. ya feel me ?
"An hour makes you a pervert and a 45 minutes makes you curious." Love that line😂
😂😂😂😂 Gary was really meant to be born Black
He just high yella/red🤣🤣🤣
He da albino bruda; believe me now!😐
Honestly...........he might have descended from a person who passed as white....🤷.
Somebody had to...✌️
Stop trying to claim him he ours
@@projectc.j.j3310 nah y'all have claimed enough
"I'm not paying for the goat." 😲😲😲🙄😒😏😂😂😂😂😂
Tamieka Augusta fucking rude.
Tamieka Augusta lol
Dont believe it.
@That Guy lol lolololololol....dawg a mus Jamaica u fawud frm...
@@ezravonhindenburg1240 because it's a lie Jamaica no backa wall u can easily get a limo to rent people use them regularly for funeral and wedding ...
45 minutes make you curious 😂😂😂😂 an HR makes u a pervert😂😂😂😂
I love it!! 😂😂😂
I'm Jamaican so I know Gary told no lies😂
Wow Jamaica is wild than USA
I don't know how I just now found this guy 4 day's ago, Been binge watching all his content ever since. 👍
???? Dang, where have you been??? He's been around since Def Comedy Jam. Wait... are you familiar with Def Comedy Jam????🤔
Gary you were on my bucket list of comics I wanted to see in person. I crossed that off last year, I saw you, Chris Rock and Chappell.
styner3 damn ur winning bro
Andre Erdna 😂
styner3 as a jamaican i find it offensive.
Andre Erdna chappelle is monster seen him last year
styner3 did u see the original chapelle or the new 🐨 copy 😨
As a Jamaican from content gardens Ocho Rios this man is telling the straight truth 😂😂😂😂😂😂✋🏽 especially about the midget 😂 shades is wild as hell
And btw we have real limousines 😒🇯🇲#thatpartalie
britney_s _candy wow I have family in content gardens! Spent lots of time there as a child 🇯🇲🇯🇲
There maybe limousine in Jamaica but don't mean somebody didn't pull up in a Kia acting like it was a limo because being of jamaican heritage but not born don't mean somebody not gonna try for make some money off you by telling them friend to go pick you up from the airport in them kia. But put limousine on it. Because mi not born jamaican them take me for a foreign and always want to make extra money from mi.
yep born and raised in ochi
Lovelybrown that’s the TRUTH!
He got what he paid for, comedians don't make that much. Yea jamaica got limos, nice ones too 😉. Born in mobay
He actually did a very well Jamaican accent. Lol. He’s a fool.
"I aint a mfn pervert i was curious" LMAO
When I went to Jamaica, the taxi driver offered me a bag of weed as soon as we left the airport, lol!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 did you buy it?
@@godfirst9990 I utterly deny buying that bag of weed..... because it was free 😏
sensimania girl LMFAOAOAOAO
The midget is a legend in Ocho Rios. It is known.
BodeHarman Da 1st I went to that strip club and everybody was waiting on that midget.
Yep the midget was how we heard about shades
Omg i though it was a lie...😂😂😂😂 my hubby and i are heading to shades the min i get off the plane.
@@nikkistahr7105 lol thats whats up love. You and your man dont act like no tourists when you reach Jamaica. Be humble but like at home dont let anyone take you for a fool. Salute
@@bodeharmanda1st572 does it work for white people too?
When your Jamaican and know every place hes talking about🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲....and damn Gary my country has many limo car services and legal taxis😂...the goat tho 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao facts. I frequent saint annes
My sentiments exactly
LOL I was like YES SHADESSSS XD
Fax 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲👌🏿
I think he stayed at moon palace.....lmao
He was out way before Kevin Hart for those wondering. Kevin Heart sounds like him.
You know what’s weird. I was saying that in my head but I said “Naw” 🤷🏽♂️
AnnaMaeBullock I was 😂😂
Don Riller Kevin Hart isn’t funny
Yea this dude came out in the early 90’s when den jam got real big. He’s not funny tho
Kevin is actually funny
He said he perfectly like a Lego...stayed 45 min not an hour...an hour makes you a pervert, 45 minutes just makes you curious lmfao 🤣
Love how he makes fun of himself and his family without being disrespectful 😂
OmG.. I needed this laughter.. You still got it Gary... I’ve been a fan since BET Comicview.
I knew he was going to mention a midget, had that same shit happen to me lol
Jason Rankin he's the main attraction (PAUSE)
Jason Rankin me too
So did you stay for an hour or less? Lol
I seen the midget too! Lol
BodeHarman Da 1st A
Yow this white dude have it LOCKED ... that is exactly how it plays out at Shades Nite Club ! lol
This is hilarious and Gary's Jamaican accent isn't bad lol
Lived in Ja my whole life and never been to a strip club but his retelling of this story always has me laughing
Lmao!!! Leave my country alone Gary! 😂😂😂 Love you
Jane E if you been shades you know he ain't lying. Lol
this fool is lying.. tf part jamrock run so, and ochi n mo-bay is not Jamaica! lol
Chrix Craze I mean it's part of Jamaica...
daat me a say to dwl
😂😂
Gary Owen is a legend hands down. There are Jamaicans on the island who have never been to shades and I'm and English born Jamaican and I've been so I can relate. I'm dead right now looooool.
BodeHarman Da 1st no. Just no, he's no where close to a legend
King Pharaoh have you been to Jamaica and or the GoGo club hes referring to?
BodeHarman Da 1st you caught me, I haven't been to anything he is talking about, therefore he just must be a legend, because he's done such legendary shit right ?
No.
Nigga stop watch my opinions. You dont agree that's cool. You sound like you need a holiday.
Or a bitch to worry about FOH
Netflix pay this man!!!!
I always liked his stand up since he was on BET way back.He had one bit that was hilarious about his deaf girlfriend.We used to crack the hell up.
3:41 “two Red Stripes mon, thank you very much!”
Heather Metz underrated jab 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao but I have never met another Jamaican that says irie. Old school slang. Not even my pops says irie
rushshady nobody no really say Irie no more only the older folks or some rastas
nicky rosey bwoy in all my 29 years that I grew up in Jamaica. Just the last 2 I've been living in the states. I have never heard that only in plays and jimmy cliff movies. No rasta fren or nothing ever say that
rushshady lol I used to hear it as a child from the older men in my community but that was about it.
Keep living...
rushshady only yardies that live ina foreign say that shit!!!
1:15 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT POP UP AND SPIN... 'WHERE DID YOU COME FROM THE SAND"
nubeing500 lmao that part had me rollin 😂😂
Dat killed me dwl loool
I’ve heard those Jamaican strip club are wild 😂.
Tia Michael .... they realllyyyyy are 😐
Yes they are
I first saw Gary Owens do a stand up in 1997 and I’ve been following him since.
lmfaooooo Gary experienced shades night club 😩😩🤣
Kayebreezy so did chuckie online
It's real?
@@alikayosan1692 Yep. It is...🤣😂
Kayebreezy iree
Lol that nigga been fucking them bithches at shades for years
Shades is a trip for real. This made me love my island even more😂😂😂and no 1 says irri no more for like 30 years now 😂😂
Hey Gary hope you see this, your stand up performances are really helping me through quitting smoking 🙏
Gary you are effin hilarious!! Been watching you all the way back to Def Comedy Jam when Martin Lawrence was hosting. Naturally funny guy. Love & Support from DC.
Holy shit. Now that was funny as hell. Loved it. I'm glad you hit my feed.
Does that happen at Shades nightclub every Tuesday night? I'm just asking because my friend wants to know.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve Jargon exactly lolololol
Steve Jargon 😂
One hour makes you a pervert !
45 minutes makes you curious !
Don't get it twisted ! 😂😂😂
Right 👍👍👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every Tuesday night...like clockwork
I swear everytime I see your stand-up, videos and live! Hands down my favorite comedian! Come back to Houston soon PLEASE!!!!!?
I needed this laugh right now lol 😂 thank you, Gary Owens
Wait! I thought I've seen everything Gary as done?? I am in tears! I hardly ever laugh til my tears water. Jesus this was funny!
OMG! The weed joke! That is exactly how it happens.
😂😂😂 I heard about that place and he’s not lying 😂
lol
I'm from Ocho Rios, He's actually telling the truth.
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
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bible.com/1/1co.6.9-11.KJV
Is everyone here saved? Our relationship with God is the only thing that matters. God is real and God is love. God wants us to love Him above everyone and everything in exsistence. God also wants us to keep His commandments, love our neighbors as ourselves, and do our best not to sin. We all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. This is why God sent His son Jesus Christ to die on the cross for our sins so that all those who believe in God, do their best not to sin, and to live a life that is pleasing to God will not perish but have everlasting life. Heaven and hell exsist and the things we say and do in this lifetime will testify for us or against us and determine where we spend eternity. Forgiving others is very important. If we can't forgive others. God will not forgive us.
Always remember our enemies are demons not the people they work thru.
God expects everyone who knows the truth to tell everyone who has been decieved. There is only one way to God and eternal life and that is thru Jesus Christ. Keep God first, study His word, love and pray for everyone else as much as you pray for yourself.
There's power in prayer. God is love and love is the fufillment of God's law. Freedom is free and Jesus Christ is the 🔑🔑🔑
Kay lee I've been there... he's right... awesome!
First time I saw him, he as talking about his first time in a black church, a totally diferent kind of experience😆😝😆😝 "I'mana say som'n"😆
Mitsuo Mits 😂
Mitsuo Mits yo I watched that video when they acted it out I was crying. His best joke ever.
2baddable 😄😄😄
Whooodeewhoooo!!!🎶😂😂😂
Ashiya Nelson #RawVeganAthlete 😄😄😄
"I ain't paying for the goat" 💀💀💀
I aint that fucked up🤣🤣
I still enjoy Gary's take on situational comedy 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 funny as hell...
Who tf is buck? I think the midgets name is buck irie 😂😂😂
Lol Tuesday is Freaky Nights. Saw that show I leave at 45 mins as well.
Friday night also
Checked off my bucket list too now 😂😂😂😐👀
😂😂😂
LMFAOOO THIS WAS GREAT GARY I HONESTLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂
I freaking love this dude! His energy is up there with Kevin Hart and I'm diggin' it XD
I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard!! So funny!!
OMG. I am Jamaican. That was hilarious. Thank you.
10 lines of coke later..
Yup
Gary, you turnin' into a black woman! 😄😄😄
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s married to one
Loni Williams same thing I was thinking, and I’m sorry but he’s not funny....at all
@@toast932 Not funny to you that is. We All dont have the same taste in comedy 😉
He reminds me of Kevin Hart a bit Kevin got a slight female energy lol
He killed it! Love to see a Netflix special with him
Yoooo I think we going to stay a little bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 soooooo funny much 💞💞💞to u & your family Gary Respect 💯
I am dying Gary.....you crazy fool..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is shit
Love me some Gary Owens🤣
Just Re an I love me some you
"Owen, no S"
EliTheRealist1 Thank you for the correction
likewise! 😂😂
I ADORE GARY!
Don Riller define bed wrench because if history is correct, none of them were ever married.
What’s different about this is his details are so accurate and still funny as hell. Respect Breda
Haven't laughed this much in a while, thanks Gary.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm Jamaican and I swear this shit is too funny
The little twirl after he said they came out of the sand had me DYINGGG hahahah 😂 💀
Gary is crazzzzy!!!!! 😂😂😂 preciate the heads up about the limo/cab and Shades. Hilarious sh!t man!
I only discovered this dude yesterday. I'm a Big Fan now.
he's got some hood in him lol
says who
"I ain't playin' for that goat"😳😂🤣😂🤣😂🙌🏾
Paying not playin. Ma,ma
I stay for 45 minutes and I left I didnt stay for a hour a hour makes you a pervert 45 minutes makes you curious 🤣🤣🤣
Got to say what a refreshing change that comedy can be comedy without all the pc BS !! Well done mate and your very funny too.
Man, great comedy, cab't believe this guy. Just discovered him, watching all the videos👌👌👌
Love your work Gary!
Not red rover that was my game.
"Red rover this shit, we gon' stay together" lmao
This joke cracks me up everytime i watch it. Some is fiction but its funny wicked funny
Omg am jus watching this .....but the yow think am gonna stay a little hahaha......u got talent man
OMG. He went to Shades and saw the ‘midget’. Deading. (Wonder if he also saw my brother. 🤭)
The owner of Shades died the other day RIP.
"were you in the sand"😭😭😭
"so i bought the pot"🌿🚬😤
#veryfunny