How to not deep fry a turkey

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Priceless idiots at work

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  • @glitchyrhythm6749
    @glitchyrhythm6749 4 года назад +1102

    I don't think these guys realize how close they were to making a catastrophic mistake that would cost them physically and financially.

    • @robinsleeker7985
      @robinsleeker7985 4 года назад +152

      Riiight?!? propane tank right next to open flame with oil dripping all over, next to a car full of gasoline 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @TheAbstractedmind
      @TheAbstractedmind 4 года назад +7

      Correct

    • @TheAbstractedmind
      @TheAbstractedmind 4 года назад +8

      @H S as well as to many bad tattoos

    • @843Landbased
      @843Landbased 4 года назад +1

      The fire department is here yay stfu let idiots be idiots man

    • @PimpMyDitchWitch
      @PimpMyDitchWitch 3 года назад +13

      @@robinsleeker7985 He will fight the fire with the 30 year old, undersized fire extinguisher everyone has that's in some forgotten corner of the garage and may or may not even be charged anymore.

  • @Ridebmx619
    @Ridebmx619 4 года назад +964

    Might as well roll the turkey on the ground for extra seasoning

    • @hazimhamid4992
      @hazimhamid4992 4 года назад +50

      You mean for some ground seasoning

    • @footballmoviesandgaming407
      @footballmoviesandgaming407 4 года назад +7

      My taught exactly 🤣

    • @paur196
      @paur196 4 года назад +5

      Right 😅

    • @Pokefan000000
      @Pokefan000000 4 года назад +11

      I’m surprised they had seasoning on it from the start tbh

    • @MicklowFilms
      @MicklowFilms 3 года назад +7

      That’s hilarious! Roll it around in the poop! 😂

  • @zacharykoedyker3978
    @zacharykoedyker3978 8 лет назад +972

    "if it overflows, it overflows" what 90 percent of turkey fryers say before a fire. lol

    • @Wickedthtz
      @Wickedthtz 7 лет назад +2

      Zachary Koedyker hope there's a fire department near by

    • @crbusti
      @crbusti 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @ilmob4life
      @ilmob4life 6 лет назад +17

      There is a combined IQ of 10 in this video

    • @pjabrony8280
      @pjabrony8280 5 лет назад +4

      "If he fries, he fries."

    • @nicholasvargo3086
      @nicholasvargo3086 4 года назад +2

      Put that on a tombstone

  • @Hiperf
    @Hiperf 5 лет назад +564

    I was literally on edge waiting for that whole thing to get lit up.

    • @Zumbagirl517
      @Zumbagirl517 4 года назад +6

      Thank god it didn’t. Lol! Otherwise it’d be $50 worth of turkey down the drain.

    • @sirusofsit4337
      @sirusofsit4337 4 года назад +1

      Well the family not dropping the turkey wanted the fire show forsure telling him. To drop it like it’s hot and to just put it in at once lmao good thing this dude is the brightest bulb out of the pack

    • @hcrankin5923
      @hcrankin5923 3 года назад

      As lit as tiedye??

    • @billysprague6219
      @billysprague6219 2 месяца назад

      Literally?

  • @jeffpro8
    @jeffpro8 Год назад +38

    As soon as that turkey hit the ground, it's a fail.

  • @MergedElement
    @MergedElement Год назад +49

    Wearing shorts while hot oil splashing everywhere.

    • @kellywright540
      @kellywright540 Месяц назад +5

      AND walking around in bare feet! 🤦‍♀️

    • @joetuktyyuktuk8635
      @joetuktyyuktuk8635 16 дней назад +1

      As was watching as the hot oil drips down to the bottom of the pot and the open flame... puddle flowing over to the propane tank.

  • @MatthewPaul.
    @MatthewPaul. 7 лет назад +691

    You will forever have that oil stain in the driveway to remember the time you almost burnt the house down.

    • @1Mic1Life
      @1Mic1Life 6 лет назад +4

      Prost!Stuttgart ahahahahahha

    • @ComeHereGreatness
      @ComeHereGreatness 4 года назад +3

      Not true.

    • @BastardOfTheNorth
      @BastardOfTheNorth 4 года назад

      Never heard of a pressure hose?

    • @MatthewPaul.
      @MatthewPaul. 4 года назад +13

      @@BastardOfTheNorth Yes I have. Happy holidays Jesse.

    • @ricosavage4281
      @ricosavage4281 4 года назад +1

      @@MatthewPaul. wow you answer 3 year old comment replys

  • @bartleby2012
    @bartleby2012 7 лет назад +413

    Too much oil and too much beer drinking arent a good combo when frying a turkey.

    • @camarokurt
      @camarokurt 7 лет назад +10

      There is no such thing as too much beer drinking. Only too little beer drinking by lame ass in-laws.

    • @grod805
      @grod805 4 года назад +2

      Frying a turkey is never a good idea

    • @megadave1197
      @megadave1197 4 года назад

      What about shoes?

    • @Scorp006
      @Scorp006 3 года назад +1

      @@grod805 its quite easy if you practice a little safety. Keep your bird between 10-14lbs max, have a proper pot with max fill line, and measure how much oil using the thawed bird and water in the pot so you don't have this problem. Also, make sure your burner can heat up your oil without flare ups.

    • @drodge72
      @drodge72 3 года назад +2

      Nah, beer is a must. Not being a complete dummy is also key. Max fill line. Or dunk the turkey in water to find your fill line. Or just get an electric fryer. That requires zero guess work and no flame

  • @yodaguy6956
    @yodaguy6956 3 года назад +54

    My favorite part is before it even goes in, gif friend says "scrape the gravel off", the guy looks down, then just puts it in without even a single hand swipe

  • @tommoore4128
    @tommoore4128 Год назад +20

    These guys were vying for a Darwin Award nomination.

    • @lauralovell9473
      @lauralovell9473 29 дней назад

      Unfortunately, I think they've already bred.

  • @BC-kx5zb
    @BC-kx5zb 2 года назад +13

    See kids, if you stay in school or stayed awake during science class, you would learn about displacement.

    • @mrxager18
      @mrxager18 13 дней назад

      I've been laughing for a solid hour over your comment! I'm a scientist nerd I guess.

  • @matthewpilar2949
    @matthewpilar2949 4 года назад +77

    LMAO i watch this every year a week before thanksgiving. Never gets old.

  • @timbersavage9280
    @timbersavage9280 3 года назад +15

    That many grown men in one spot and not one of them had enough brains to be cooking

    • @jasonhache389
      @jasonhache389 26 дней назад

      The Turkey takes 70 minutes they have plenty of time to do what they need.

  • @drodge72
    @drodge72 3 года назад +55

    That was not the ending I was expecting. Like wtf , these dudes are so lucky

  • @GL22
    @GL22 3 года назад +95

    Pro safety tips:
    1. While the turkey is still frozen and wrapped in plastic, put it in the cold cooking pot. Then pour in as much water as you would need if it were oil. Remove the turkey and pour the water into a measuring cup. Now you know how much oil you will need so you don’t overfill it and create a hazard like these guys did.
    2. When you’re ready to cook, turn off the flame when you insert the turkey in case any oil spills down the side. Plenty of videos out there of the fireball that hot oil and an open flame can produce.

    • @jayyt2969
      @jayyt2969 2 года назад +6

      And always thaw the turkey out first.

    • @foscharl
      @foscharl Год назад +3

      Or just look at the line in pot

    • @kI-cq5xq
      @kI-cq5xq Год назад +1

      ​@@foscharlbro ur hella slow

    • @davidlanders4802
      @davidlanders4802 Год назад

      Why not use the opportunity to wash the bird and get the needed oil depth while doing so in the pot vs using a frozen wrapped bird?
      Even a pro should give better advice

    • @jasonmusic9938
      @jasonmusic9938 Год назад +3

      Oil expands in volume when heated, i would suggest a bigger pot, to move it farther away from the house, and get ready with a fire extinguisher, you wouldnt have enough salt for a fire that big.

  • @detangojet
    @detangojet Год назад +2

    If brains was leather, these boys combined couldn’t saddle a mosquito

  • @noherostokillx
    @noherostokillx 9 лет назад +95

    I was waiting for that barefoot dudes feet to catch on fire

  • @abbiereynolds8016
    @abbiereynolds8016 3 года назад +32

    I thought Tie Dye was being smart by going inside to avoid the splashback, but nope he just went to get his phone because two people recording it already wasn't enough😂😂

  • @The.Grateful.Norse1979
    @The.Grateful.Norse1979 6 лет назад +86

    How this didn't wind up in an explosion is a total miracle! I've seen those things light up from much less spillover than that. And they kind of wrecked their driveway...

    • @MetroJet2000
      @MetroJet2000 Год назад +2

      They should be thankful that they only ended up with an oil stain on the driveway and not a huge fire that took the house.

    • @Ghostrider-71
      @Ghostrider-71 2 месяца назад

      Just wait until its freezing/below freezing with white stuff on the ground. 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Tom-zu4vg
    @Tom-zu4vg 3 года назад +11

    This is like an annual video I watch every year like “ A Christmas Story”

  • @chanitocanuto2127
    @chanitocanuto2127 5 лет назад +175

    I hope that guy at 3:50 is not in charge of serving the food.

  • @EdinV
    @EdinV 3 года назад +24

    I love how he puts on rubber gloves to protect himself but would’ve made everything wayy worse if he actually got splashed

  • @Monk-ow3ok
    @Monk-ow3ok 4 года назад +40

    3:40 they dropping the bird, throwing utensils on the floor and shit. This is straight up unsanitary.

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 4 года назад +12

      You pay attention to that but not the guy sticking his hands down his pants lol

    • @reloadwrecks
      @reloadwrecks 4 года назад +1

      The metal piece he had was a stake for a dog or tent pitch for a canopy or something. They sell them at walmart for pets. But can be used for multiple things.

    • @wawfqueen
      @wawfqueen 3 года назад +1

      I guess everybody missed the whole turkey tipping over onto the ground 🥺

    • @Monk-ow3ok
      @Monk-ow3ok 3 года назад +1

      @@wawfqueen yeah, I mentioned that

    • @LosAngelesFresh1
      @LosAngelesFresh1 3 года назад +1

      oh come on that hot ass grease is killing any bacteria present

  • @alexblack6421
    @alexblack6421 2 месяца назад +5

    Bill: it’s on fire…
    Dale: yep
    Hank: yep….
    Boomhower: mhmm…

  • @calebdouglas7622
    @calebdouglas7622 Год назад +6

    And the bird even touched the ground

    • @mr.onehundon2437
      @mr.onehundon2437 2 месяца назад +1

      Didn't even bother to wipe it off🤕🤕

  • @Soralax
    @Soralax 4 года назад +27

    That gas canister next to the whole thing spices things up.

    • @RichardCheese6969
      @RichardCheese6969 Месяц назад

      Its a propane tank genius

    • @Soralax
      @Soralax Месяц назад

      @@RichardCheese6969really? I though it’s a laughing gas

    • @RichardCheese6969
      @RichardCheese6969 Месяц назад

      @ no you thought it was a “gas canister”

    • @Soralax
      @Soralax Месяц назад

      @@RichardCheese6969 and what is a propane lol

    • @RichardCheese6969
      @RichardCheese6969 Месяц назад

      @@Soralax what is a propane? A propane tank is not the same thing as a “gas canister” because a canister is something with a lid. A propane tank is a tank because its a tank which doesnt have a lid. Also, its next to the fryer because they were using it to heat the thing which Im pretty sure you werent aware of at all.

  • @shadowselfCA
    @shadowselfCA 2 месяца назад +3

    "I am going to wait for this boiling oil under a constant flame to cool down a bit. Yeeeeee-haw!"

  • @Misfit1026
    @Misfit1026 Год назад +6

    The gravel gives it crunch!

  • @PNW-Twelve
    @PNW-Twelve Год назад +4

    I always season my turkey with dirt and gravel before almost burning my entire house down.

  • @nickdelgado7033
    @nickdelgado7033 Год назад +5

    10 years later, his mom had left his father in a bitter divorce. His brother's struggles with alcoholism had ended in tragedy. But there was one constant in his life. That oil stain on the driveway would always be there.

  • @jonjones5913
    @jonjones5913 6 лет назад +42

    Lmao. His hook is a stake to tie a dog up with lol

  • @SwayingPalmz
    @SwayingPalmz 4 года назад +47

    0:45 now that’s what you call ground seasoning.

  • @justinscheapguitarsandreviews
    @justinscheapguitarsandreviews 2 месяца назад +3

    As a man 12 years away from this video and 2 hours away from frying my first turkey ever, I will do exactly what these brave men have done on that day. “Are you calling 911?”

    • @johnc8327
      @johnc8327 Месяц назад

      Make sure you wipe the gravel off the turkey.

  • @UnknownExplicit
    @UnknownExplicit 2 года назад +8

    Gotta love the tooth chipping crunch from the gravel seasoning

  • @thebuyingseller
    @thebuyingseller 5 лет назад +34

    And this is why we can’t have nice things.

  • @DormammuDawg
    @DormammuDawg 8 лет назад +6

    That guy that's barefoot is a fucking boss. No fear in his heart lmfao

  • @myboy051
    @myboy051 8 лет назад +26

    That is one group of intelligent individuals. Holly shit !!!!!!!

  • @Serpico1152
    @Serpico1152 Год назад +1

    The way that guy in gray had his finger steading it I was expecting the chef to come out of the garage and kick a field goal, I would have spread all of that spilled cooking oil around with a squeegee and sealed the whole driveway too. 😂

  • @Brian-xf6nu
    @Brian-xf6nu 8 месяцев назад

    That turkey was doomed from the get-go. Putting a turkey on the ground was a real Cousin Eddie moment...

  • @srmatte1
    @srmatte1 4 года назад +18

    Measure amount of oil by putting in turkey and adding water to measure how much oil to add.

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 4 года назад +3

      @@Djfinzz tbf tho if you want to eliminate as much of a possibility of dripping oil and staining the pavement, go with water.

  • @James2026
    @James2026 4 года назад +9

    My man is using a leash post for a dog.
    He is an amazing specimen of a human being!!!

  • @ortegalester
    @ortegalester Год назад +2

    I was laughing so hard, my coworkers came over to see what I was laughing at. 😂

  • @Samuel-I
    @Samuel-I 5 лет назад +10

    After dinner, we douse each other with gasoline and have a Roman Candle fight.
    It's a blast !

  • @Happywelshchick7
    @Happywelshchick7 2 года назад +3

    I can see one of them slipping on the oil all over the floor.

  • @hastyone9048
    @hastyone9048 2 месяца назад +3

    Five guys and none could figure out density to fluid volume

  • @benseverson7820
    @benseverson7820 9 лет назад +64

    This could have been so much worse. It is so important to not to use too much oil. That guy didn't even have shoes on! Standing next to boiling oil! At least they did it outside though and it didn't catch on fire :/

    • @stoney5970
      @stoney5970 7 лет назад +6

      Sir, their were many problems with this shitshow. 1. Turkey not frozen. 2. Not enough flame on burner. 3. No pets sniffing for tasty morsels. 4, No canopy above fryer. 5. No beer can pyramid. 6. Cameraman acted like a little girl.

    • @Tuggens20
      @Tuggens20 7 лет назад +11

      You should never fry a frozen turkey! Really!

    • @sumswaggaming
      @sumswaggaming 4 года назад +3

      @@Tuggens20 sarcasm

  • @XxBloodSteamxX
    @XxBloodSteamxX 3 года назад +2

    My mouth dropped when I realized the propane tank was there. Those people were 2 I.Q. points away from being liveleak footage

  • @nayseloid
    @nayseloid 7 лет назад +57

    The biggest fail in this video is the vertical filming.

    • @karimabdulmajid8060
      @karimabdulmajid8060 4 года назад

      If only you knew what tiktok and how shit it is was back then

  • @BubbasndRayEarl
    @BubbasndRayEarl Год назад +2

    They are in Ohio. First mistake. Over filled the pot. ALWAYS ALWAYS TURN OFF THE FLAME WHEN LOWERING THE TURKEY. But what do I know. I'm just an old Cajun and have been frying turkeys for over 40 years.

  • @NomNomNom1989
    @NomNomNom1989 3 года назад +3

    I was suprised when I saw the statistics on people blowing up their houses when deep frying. Now I know exactly why.

  • @yodaguy6956
    @yodaguy6956 3 года назад +1

    Hello, Mr Darwin? We are sending a few candidates up your way soon....
    .

  • @AleF202
    @AleF202 3 года назад +1

    The utter amount of trashiness in this video is mind boggling.

  • @TheUchadbro
    @TheUchadbro 4 года назад +1

    Hill Billy’s frying turkey what a sight

  • @therightisright8276
    @therightisright8276 Год назад

    Youd think the video would have started with, Hey, hold my beer!

  • @sharracarr6474
    @sharracarr6474 2 года назад +1

    It's the guy, barefooted for me ...

  • @thomasryan5681
    @thomasryan5681 Год назад

    Who likes extra crunchy, I mean, crispy? Dad, remember not to wear any shoes by the boiling oil and grab your camera for insurance reasons.

  • @elioselectric468
    @elioselectric468 4 года назад +12

    How this didn't go up in a mushroom cloud is beyond me🤔

    • @jayyt2969
      @jayyt2969 2 года назад

      Because he took his time. Even if he was doing it completely wrong, he was still cautious enough to not cause a fire.

  • @jdotbeatsofficial
    @jdotbeatsofficial 2 месяца назад

    OMG the dad joke 😂 Blue 42 but hut 😂 love it

  • @Yosleco
    @Yosleco Месяц назад

    The title of this should’ve been “how to deep fry a turkey like Keith”

  • @kipppnippp4971
    @kipppnippp4971 5 лет назад +12

    I like how everyone standing around filming with phones

  • @illuno357
    @illuno357 Год назад +1

    Imagine the fried turkeys that didnt get recorded :s

  • @JeronimoGutierrez-u9w
    @JeronimoGutierrez-u9w 2 месяца назад

    12 years later, 2 days before thanksgiving the algorithm catches this. See to believe it… wow

  • @mellowandjello
    @mellowandjello Год назад

    Aqua teen hunger force, flash frying a cow

  • @kbsquared630
    @kbsquared630 Месяц назад

    Dude with bare feet never flinched.

  • @336tista4
    @336tista4 Год назад +3

    Not one shower was taken that day 💀

  • @freddypedraza2066
    @freddypedraza2066 3 года назад +1

    Everyone has that one uncle who is always barefoot for everything

  • @user-fj7qj7gh2w
    @user-fj7qj7gh2w Год назад +1

    The Genetics are strong in these ones...

  • @Papi4l2
    @Papi4l2 3 года назад

    Nobody around this turkey was scared enough lol

  • @yespleasehjh
    @yespleasehjh 15 дней назад

    Twelve years later, that oil stain is still in the driveway.

  • @TheSeanUhTron
    @TheSeanUhTron 9 лет назад +55

    Y U NO TURN OFF BURNER?!

    • @beadnut
      @beadnut 6 лет назад

      Sean Place Because they’re drunk 😵

  • @greglawsonjr.1807
    @greglawsonjr.1807 4 года назад +1

    Flirting with death

  • @Gilvids
    @Gilvids 5 лет назад +5

    "Put the lid on" lmao

  • @bdub8522
    @bdub8522 4 года назад +4

    3:51 dude in the tie-died shirt goes for the nuts then right to his phone! 🤣

  • @nicholasblake9561
    @nicholasblake9561 2 года назад +4

    1. Measure oil to proper fill line so it does not overflow. Do this with water first.
    2. Fill oil to line
    3. Heat oil to 400 degrees. Since the turkey is cold and will drop the temp at least 50 degrees
    4. Turn off flame and propane
    5. Slowly lower turkey into hot oil
    6. Restart propane and fire
    7. Never put the lid on....it makes the temp of the oil cook hotter than it should....leave the lid off while cooking and heating oil to temp

    • @BVDV63
      @BVDV63 Год назад

      These are horrible instructions...

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY 8 лет назад +11

    Hold my beer, watch this!

  • @SS-zy1xy
    @SS-zy1xy 2 месяца назад

    I feel like anytime I drunk person says "this isn't a good idea man" says all that needs to be said in any situation no matter what

  • @josecobos813
    @josecobos813 5 лет назад +15

    3:50 guy pulls out the secret ingredient sack pube and gooch crust 😂

  • @bigmoney1418
    @bigmoney1418 Год назад +1

    So we not going to talk about how that turkey fell in the dirt that was God trying to spare them then🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

  • @yrnell5327
    @yrnell5327 4 года назад +1

    “ Drop it like it’s hot “ 😂

  • @deborahbarchard5957
    @deborahbarchard5957 2 года назад +2

    And these people vote? And spawn?

  • @GuysGuideService479
    @GuysGuideService479 Месяц назад

    Narrator ‘Steve, in fact, did not have this’

  • @Scrambl
    @Scrambl 2 месяца назад

    I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over 90% of his body RAAHHHHH

  • @MasterOrona
    @MasterOrona Год назад

    Guy who doesn’t live there “just drop IT IN!”

  • @GLI_1701
    @GLI_1701 Год назад +1

    Jim Bob and his kin folks almost blew themselves sky high....what in tar nation is going here dag namit.😅

  • @sonnytx6975
    @sonnytx6975 4 года назад +8

    Everything was so wrong about this 😭

    • @oldfashioned2746
      @oldfashioned2746 4 года назад +1

      It was clear the minute he took it over to the pot, even before you saw the oil level, that the pot was not big enough

  • @tylercieciorka6248
    @tylercieciorka6248 2 месяца назад

    Cincinnati chapter of Mensa meeting up to fry a turkey.

  • @brutyme3111
    @brutyme3111 2 месяца назад

    I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO KICK A FIELD GOAL WITH THE TURKEY

  • @applesteve004
    @applesteve004 2 года назад +1

    Barefoot bro almost lost his feet HAHAHA

  • @derelictrick6534
    @derelictrick6534 2 года назад +1

    This video genuinely pissed me off 😂 it all made sense when he said Ohio

  • @lisy06
    @lisy06 3 года назад +1

    Lowered it in with that dog leash cork screw 🤣😂

  • @stanleybrown1585
    @stanleybrown1585 8 лет назад +6

    I thought this was a wait for it video! You guys are lucky!

  • @MiguelGarcia-hb8nt
    @MiguelGarcia-hb8nt Год назад +1

    The sheer uselessness of these “friends” ! 🤦🏻

  • @joeblow9850
    @joeblow9850 Год назад +2

    Boiling oil & tiny walks out barefoot. 🤦‍♂️🤮

  • @mj27781
    @mj27781 4 года назад +1

    I understand the dangers but it look like they had a good time that day. A lot of laughs

  • @davidjpeacock
    @davidjpeacock 2 года назад +1

    Safety shorts.

  • @Mixwell1983
    @Mixwell1983 4 года назад +1

    Supposed to put turkey into the pot,fill with water to cover, pull turkey out and mark the water level to find out how much oil is needed and then dump the water and dry everything off
    These guys missed school on displacement day....

  • @FlightX101
    @FlightX101 3 года назад +1

    Me the whole time: ….Scoop some oil out you idiots 😂😂😂💀

  • @TeamOctaviaNow
    @TeamOctaviaNow 4 года назад +1

    I think what he meant to say was "if it overflows WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"

  • @roncoburn7771
    @roncoburn7771 2 года назад +1

    wow none of them can see its got to much oil in the pot

  • @mendy5453
    @mendy5453 4 года назад +5

    I am here for the comments and they did not disappoint 🤣🤣🤣🦃🔥