Jokes from the Pope

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @MrMeKoko
    @MrMeKoko 10 лет назад +1787

    The sad part of this video is that most people even don't know that the subtitles after the mother in law joke were fake.

    • @HatimERrbibi
      @HatimERrbibi 10 лет назад +40

      scrolling through the comments I realized you're right... seriously guys?

    • @marloh5430
      @marloh5430 10 лет назад +7

      So who meddled with the subtitles, do you think ?

    • @hollystanislawski5680
      @hollystanislawski5680 7 лет назад +21

      MrRayCivez I know some Spanish and even though he was speaking Italian, I believe, I could tell what he was saying wasn't what was written on the bottom of the screen

    • @angelaweston608
      @angelaweston608 7 лет назад +22

      MrRayCivez I think everyone understood that,..."that" was the joke. As if one really expected the Pope to continue joking. You really don't get the humor.

    • @matteooggioni7909
      @matteooggioni7909 7 лет назад +5

      MrRayCivez no it wasn't fake (I'm italian)

  • @ariannacavagnoli5405
    @ariannacavagnoli5405 10 лет назад +1389

    I am Italian so I understand what he says. The worst thing is that I am reading the subs, I'm listening to something completely different and I'm tying to understand both at the same time... -.-'

    • @angeliquerossau
      @angeliquerossau 10 лет назад +4

      Why did you even bother, this is just stupid.

    • @ariannacavagnoli5405
      @ariannacavagnoli5405 10 лет назад +6

      I know, trust me ;) It's "an experiment" :D

    • @Dnnyt
      @Dnnyt 10 лет назад +32

      I feel you. Italian here :)

    • @kikinha90hn
      @kikinha90hn 10 лет назад +9

      same here xD but i'm swiss

    • @vangel99
      @vangel99 10 лет назад +7

      Well it must have been a mindfuck :)

  • @patrickmp07
    @patrickmp07 9 лет назад +1968

    What do you call a person that can only speak one language?
    AMERICAN

    • @SuperSimpleasthat
      @SuperSimpleasthat 9 лет назад +21

      Russian

    • @EmiOkInt
      @EmiOkInt 9 лет назад +32

      +Patricio Mateluna Normally the Latin American people can speak two or more language.

    • @Andreico650
      @Andreico650 9 лет назад +17

      +Emz Exactly. Castilian, Spanish, Uruguayan, Mexican, Colombian, etc.
      IN YOUR FACE, AMERICAN!

    • @carlsong6438
      @carlsong6438 9 лет назад +32

      The irony is that you think you can speak English

    • @patrickmp07
      @patrickmp07 9 лет назад +3

      +carlsong643 and french ;)

  • @JayminiB
    @JayminiB 10 лет назад +549

    I'm Italian and this is hilarious because he's saying something completely different each time :) unfortunatelt no, the subs don't correspond with what he seems to be saying!

    • @marloh5430
      @marloh5430 10 лет назад +8

      JayminiB, what is the pope saying ?

    • @clexamemori7127
      @clexamemori7127 6 лет назад +5

      he did say the bit about the perfect mother in law though.

    • @Anjism
      @Anjism 6 лет назад +1

      What did the pope really say?

    • @letsrecordthenumberofsubsc2406
      @letsrecordthenumberofsubsc2406 4 года назад +1

      Mar Loh he was speaking about family

    • @cocteauphp5425
      @cocteauphp5425 4 года назад +1

      Personnally, I"m french and even if I don't speak italian (and I want to!), I've clearly understood that the second joke and the real speech from Pope Francis wasn't the same.

  • @nopiensomadurar
    @nopiensomadurar 10 лет назад +884

    He only sais the first joke, but nothing else... the rest is edited

    • @ge0rgi0
      @ge0rgi0 10 лет назад +108

      thanks sherlock

    • @tyroneloki5131
      @tyroneloki5131 10 лет назад +11

      yah thanks....coz i dont speak italian

    • @DarkWillUser
      @DarkWillUser 10 лет назад +50

      Yes, yes we know. This is Ellen for God's Sake. Is this your first visit to planet Earth? Well, please enjoy your stay.

    • @jayrayjayme
      @jayrayjayme 10 лет назад +31

      No shit Sherlock!

    • @annettelight
      @annettelight 10 лет назад +16

      DarkWillUser many people live on the planet earth, some are very good people and they don't have any idea of who Ellen is. I didn't know Ellen was God...sorry your majesty. I'ts a pity that you watch Ellen and you don't understand what compassion is or what really means "be kind to one another"...Hey do you know that there are people that don't have even a pc? Do you that there is a volunteer doctor who is saving lives in a war zone in this moment while you are safely hiding behind your screen and he doesn't have a f.....g idea of who Ellen is?

  • @alessia2859
    @alessia2859 8 лет назад +374

    the actual speech (not the fake one in the subtitles) was so sweet tho. he's a really good guy♥︎

    • @ella-bh5py
      @ella-bh5py 4 года назад +2

      I would like to see the real one :)

    • @MsLucy4ever
      @MsLucy4ever 4 года назад +36

      @@ella-bh5py He says "Because the daily love of the spouses is the bread, the true bread of the soul, to go forward ... sometimes it is hard, it is very difficult to make peace ... always remember, do not end the day without making peace . Once in Sarta Marta, I was with some spouses who were in their 50th wedding anniversary, and I asked them "who endured whom?"... and they looked each other, looked at me, and said "both of us""

    • @ella-bh5py
      @ella-bh5py 4 года назад

      Beautiful.. Thank you very much

    • @a_moniakk1668
      @a_moniakk1668 4 года назад

      P

    • @Mateus01234
      @Mateus01234 2 года назад

      he's one of the greatest heretic man from the catholic church

  • @nsstv
    @nsstv 10 лет назад +2811

    This is not that funny when you understand Italian... lol

    • @encanta411
      @encanta411 10 лет назад +121

      I agree. Ignorance is bliss in this case!

    • @marloh5430
      @marloh5430 10 лет назад +18

      nTV, puh-lease translate these jokes into English......

    • @DerDarge
      @DerDarge 10 лет назад +82

      Mar Loh Well first translation is correct, second time he says: love is like the daily bread...

    • @FlashCue
      @FlashCue 10 лет назад +23

      Misleading subs eh?

    • @aarenrojas5646
      @aarenrojas5646 10 лет назад +69

      I speak spanish and I got that the subs were messed up XD

  • @CoolTrainerMason
    @CoolTrainerMason 10 лет назад +522

    i'm not even religious and the pope is fucking awesome hahahaha

    • @Praisencito
      @Praisencito 10 лет назад +32

      Argentina for the win!

    • @donkey3409
      @donkey3409 10 лет назад +11

      Agustin J Plus Argentina has MESSI !!! TOTAL FTW !!!

    • @TheColormemad
      @TheColormemad 10 лет назад +19

      Vamos Argentinaaa!! :) Haha this guy is amazing

    • @advancedplacement1
      @advancedplacement1 10 лет назад +24

      Mason, he wasn't actually saying those things...

    • @Praisencito
      @Praisencito 10 лет назад +1

      Alex Principino he probably knows

  • @MrsGyorgyna
    @MrsGyorgyna 10 лет назад +68

    In the second part He says: because the daily love of the wofe is the real bread of the souls, to go on... When a memory is cold and hard it is harder too to make peace, so never end the day before to have made peace (eoth someone)...at Santa Marta (where He lives) I meet couples of 50 years and i ask them "who tolerate who?"..the look at eachother,then look at me and answer "both"

  • @ArtificialPerson
    @ArtificialPerson 10 лет назад +59

    I had to watch it twice. The first time I listened to what he was really saying, then I realized the joke was on the "translations" lol

  • @th3queenB09
    @th3queenB09 10 лет назад +149

    Either some of the people commenting don't watch ellen on the regular or just can't take a joke. I mean DUH we know he's not really saying that! Ellen does this all the time! It's for fun you know " HAHA" not to be taken seriously. I don't even speak Italian but I do have common sense and I knew the second clip was fake and just for fun.

    • @marloh5430
      @marloh5430 10 лет назад +3

      Thanks Brittanie for explaining. As much as freedom of speech is a common right in the industrialized countries, such as the United States of America, there are many countries and people still silenced and therefore suspicious of any remarks targetting their leaders (and be it religious ones) and the belief that is upheld by them (like a flag) for the masses. I love Ellen, I only wish that she can meet the pope in person and learns something in return of him, since the pope would probably not go about making fake jokes in her name, let alone videos showing Ellen and manipulating her words or the Italian( or other language...) translation. Peace.

    • @angelaweston608
      @angelaweston608 7 лет назад

      Mar Loh Wow, you can't be serious. It's a simple harmless joke & doesn't need to be dissected to that level!

    • @pavanmusb1983
      @pavanmusb1983 4 года назад

      But I see people judge the pope as if he said so. In that case, how can you take it?

  • @Josefinag113
    @Josefinag113 10 лет назад +31

    He lived in my neighborhood, he was the best, he even used to take the subway, I saw him there a couple of times :) Bergoglio all the way

    • @marykelly8408
      @marykelly8408 3 года назад

      Josefina This demon is the FALSE PROPHET!!! Read your Bible.

    • @stanmarsh4468
      @stanmarsh4468 3 года назад +1

      @@marykelly8408 No empieces con Tus Idolatrias. Si te eligieran pontífice a Ti ya no serías un Falso profeta o no?

    • @sisterdaisymsc8022
      @sisterdaisymsc8022 2 года назад

      One of the best comments. God bless Pope Francis

  • @jenny199627
    @jenny199627 10 лет назад +162

    Oh my gosh guys, yeah the second part of the translation isn't correct.. But it's part of the joke, just chillax!

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад +2

      Like hell we relax, That is why Catholics can be made fun of, we remain bloody quiet all tyhe time and people like trash take the "miff" out of us. but we never downed office building down

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад

      Subject endedd

    • @viajeromercado2460
      @viajeromercado2460 10 лет назад

      You're so cute

  • @TheDydMarty
    @TheDydMarty 10 лет назад +4

    in the second part he says:
    "Because a married couple's daily love to each other is like bread, the real bread of the soul that they need to carry on. If it's cold and hard, it is more difficult to make peace. Remember, never go to bed at night without making peace first. At St. Marta's day, to the old people who are celebrating 50 years together, I ask the question "Who had to put up with the other?", and it's very nice to see that all of them look at each other, they look at me, and then say "Well, both of us!".

    • @sisterdaisymsc8022
      @sisterdaisymsc8022 2 года назад

      This is the correct translation of the Italian. But as usual Ellen wanted to be funny and she got is all in her own translation so the translated subtitles are Ellens words not the Pope.

  • @senpavo2069
    @senpavo2069 8 лет назад +8

    I'm Italian, the first part was actually correct, but then they just had fun translating lol

  • @BecxKK
    @BecxKK 9 лет назад +63

    Be honest. If the pope saw this, he'd laugh.

  • @dee62383
    @dee62383 10 лет назад +90

    The Pope is adorable!

  •  10 лет назад +10

    To be honest I think it was well done with the pauses and everything. It didn't fool me because Italian is one of the five languages I know but it was nicely edited.

  • @sebaspaz0103
    @sebaspaz0103 9 лет назад +250

    I speak Italian and all that was being translated was completely wrong....

    • @mellyru7289
      @mellyru7289 9 лет назад +6

      sebaspaz0103 You say? Ma davvero? Era fatto apposta, si capiva... su

    • @sebaspaz0103
      @sebaspaz0103 9 лет назад +4

      Marco Ronchetti lol of course I know that.... But it wasn't funny

    • @TheTeenageDreamer
      @TheTeenageDreamer 9 лет назад +2

      +sebaspaz0103 ahah io all'inizio non ho letto i sottotitoli, quindi non capivo cosa ci fosse di divertente :'D

    • @w8lifter201
      @w8lifter201 9 лет назад

      +sebaspaz0103 Moron..

    • @CrazieTrayzie
      @CrazieTrayzie 9 лет назад +2

      +sebaspaz0103 you realise it was only a joke. And i think it was light hearted humour. don't need to take things so seriously, lifes too short. BLESSINGS

  • @albertogonzalez1523
    @albertogonzalez1523 7 лет назад +16

    RESPCT THE POPE!!
    RESPECT THE FAMILY!!
    RESPECT GOD AND HIS LAWS!!!

  • @trilingual28
    @trilingual28 10 лет назад +4

    Say what you want about the Catholic church - this guy is incredible and kind and hilarious! Since when have we had a pope who met those characteristics?!

  • @ohitsdaniella
    @ohitsdaniella 10 лет назад +244

    We have the best pope!

    • @InsektangMottakaw
      @InsektangMottakaw 10 лет назад +21

      Gnsd45 lol nigga you high? pretty sure you're high

    • @Gnsd45
      @Gnsd45 10 лет назад +1

      Apparently the guys at the international common law court of justice in Brussels are high as fuck too, among with the 50 eye witnesses testifying to this. If you think though that he is the person he portrays to be you must be not high but unbelievably stupid.

    • @InsektangMottakaw
      @InsektangMottakaw 9 лет назад +11

      Whatever bitterness or struggles you're going through in your life right now that's causing this saltyness of yours to spill, I pray for your soul bruv

    • @Gnsd45
      @Gnsd45 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Oh yeah, the Catholic Church serves God and there must be something wrong with me personally to believe otherwise. Then tell me, you who has seen the light of truth from that dogma, how do you explain them being in good terms with the Nazis? There are plenty of evidence that uncover this bastards with what they trully are, instead of praying for me go and take a closer look at the possibility that this is all an act. Your God may or may not exist but if he indeed does he is not represented by them. If you want me to believe otherwise at least explain the case at the court in Brussels.

    • @slayinputangg
      @slayinputangg 9 лет назад +4

      ohitsdaniella You have the only pope...lol

  • @naaley84
    @naaley84 10 лет назад +26

    my Pope! love him

  • @davidpausini1269
    @davidpausini1269 9 лет назад +6

    Ellen! Come on! Some of us actually speak Italian... Although the parts you chose are very heart warming.

  • @mtteo99
    @mtteo99 8 лет назад +51

    the funniest thing is watching the italians in the comments

  • @kittycat-nc4ym
    @kittycat-nc4ym 10 лет назад +1

    LOL I don't care if this is fake it's still fricken adorable

  • @adelbasso
    @adelbasso 10 лет назад +3

    First part was funny, second part, as an Italian, he was not actually saying what was subtitled! Still was quite funny!!! Love u Ellen x

  • @ezinwanwakama5057
    @ezinwanwakama5057 10 лет назад +6

    He makes me proud to be a Catholic!

  • @monicamattarollo933
    @monicamattarollo933 10 лет назад +6

    I laughed at the captions but I could understand most of what he was saying xD

  • @textmachine09
    @textmachine09 9 лет назад +4

    as funny as the joke he said during his mass in the manila cathedral when he visited us
    pope: do you love me?
    crowd: yesssss!
    pope: well thank you very much

  • @NightOwl_30
    @NightOwl_30 10 лет назад +39

    Just so you guys know, he didn't say any of that in the second clip,

  • @juliefreddie
    @juliefreddie 10 лет назад

    Vedo più spesso il Papa all'Ellen Show rispetto alle TV italiane (... forse perchè cambio canale!) Grazie Ellen per tenermi aggiornata! :-)

  • @cosoletg21
    @cosoletg21 8 лет назад +9

    Omg I'm Italian but this is still funny

  • @nanipicci
    @nanipicci 10 лет назад

    ahahahaah this is HILARIOUS!!! I saw the video twice, the first time i didn't read the subtitels, because I'm italian, and I tought "why the hell is everybody laughing?". Then, I read them...

  • @jafs65
    @jafs65 9 лет назад +78

    Yup Bergoglio rocks! always was my fav when he was a cardinal here in Argentina.

    • @juaniandreoli
      @juaniandreoli 6 лет назад +4

      jafs65 igual son falsos los subtitulos jajaja solamente la primera parte esta bien

  • @carolegrant2537
    @carolegrant2537 4 года назад

    Keep them coming Iris your jokes are great

  • @DominicGreen432
    @DominicGreen432 10 лет назад +65

    He's so funny! Did you know that the pope really likes cats? I read somewhere that he is a CAToholic

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 5 лет назад +2

    I demand a pope stand up Netflix special or I will RIOT

  • @Davelichtauthor2451
    @Davelichtauthor2451 10 лет назад +5

    ALRIGHT BUFFALO! Hope show meant Buffalo, New York.

  • @ThugMuffinification
    @ThugMuffinification 10 лет назад +1

    I really like this Pope. He just seems to be up to speed on the current world and the ways its evolved. While I know after the first joke it was edited, its pretty cool and says a lot about this man. I'm not part of the Catholic church, but I think the church (and everyone) needs a Pope like this. He's different from the other ones. In a good way.

    • @SweetIntentions86
      @SweetIntentions86 10 лет назад

      I'm from Argentina and trust me that this man is an AMAZING HUMAN BEING!

    • @sisterdaisymsc8022
      @sisterdaisymsc8022 2 года назад

      Thank you for your kind words. God bless Pope Francis

  • @divinaammira8999
    @divinaammira8999 9 лет назад +4

    It is so hard to read the subtitles when you hear your language in the background saying sth else ARGH!!! I had to turn off the volume! Funny though... As usual! Love you Ellen! ^_^

  • @bengkulujambi2012
    @bengkulujambi2012 10 лет назад +2

    I love this Pope no matter what other people's said...Thank you Ellen I love u 2 for sure.

  • @Ninasamuelronald
    @Ninasamuelronald 10 лет назад +62

    Not really impressed with jokes about any religion, but Ellen makes everything look 'good' funny.
    Even less impressed by the people who can't use their common sense to realise that after the mother-in-law joke the rest was fake.

    • @marloh5430
      @marloh5430 10 лет назад

      Oh, really ? So, what did the pope say then ?

    • @marloh5430
      @marloh5430 10 лет назад

      Alex Woozworld I believe it has to do with the fact that there is a common no-no /prejudice/assumption/superstition that the mother-in-law (strangely NOT the father-in-law!!??) is an evil person, a wicked one so to speak.....

    • @estellagutierrez795
      @estellagutierrez795 4 года назад

      Just laugh 😂

  • @tomasjoconnel5367
    @tomasjoconnel5367 3 года назад

    This one is genuine. Pope John XXIII was asked on time 'How many people work in the Vatican'. His answer was 'About half'

  • @diuxD
    @diuxD 10 лет назад +6

    I'm Italian, and the translation isn't right. It's funny anyway. So calm down people.

  • @Mongalz
    @Mongalz 9 лет назад +1

    Buahahahah i'm italian, i was listening to the pope without paying attention to the subs! Ahahahah nice touch Ellen! :D

  • @chiaramiceli1559
    @chiaramiceli1559 10 лет назад +108

    i'm italian and that's not what he says

    • @Opel1Tigra
      @Opel1Tigra 9 лет назад +4

      True

    • @paula59617
      @paula59617 9 лет назад +31

      if you didnt notice, its a joke

    • @DerDarge
      @DerDarge 9 лет назад +2

      Paula Videla Chiara noticed it's a joke, but she' Italian. This means she is able to understand another language than English. This commedian is treating the pope like a speaking animal. But he is not. He is human speaking in another language!

    • @Smithpolly
      @Smithpolly 9 лет назад

      DerDarge The biological definition of the word "animal" refers to all members of the kingdom Animalia, encompassing creatures as diverse as sponges, jellyfish, insects, and human ( Wikipedia )

    • @paula59617
      @paula59617 9 лет назад +2

      DerDarge I didn´t say he isn´t a person, but in such a fucked up world, it´s nice to laugh a little. I´m argentinian and we have a pretty black humor so I guess that´s why it makes me laugh instead of thinking they are treating him like an animal.

  • @donkey3409
    @donkey3409 10 лет назад +2

    there are two type of people in the world :
    1. Who know that the subtitles are fake and are cool about it.
    2. Who know that the subtitles are fake and bitch about it.

  • @bodecaesemaeker4401
    @bodecaesemaeker4401 8 лет назад +23

    to all the butthurt Italians in the comments: the whole point of the joke was that the subtitles aren't what he's saying to make it look like he was making those jokes. please calm down. ( not trying to be mean btw)

    • @Miss_Wonderful1
      @Miss_Wonderful1 8 лет назад +2

      Oh, I'm Italian and I find this so funny lol In reality, the Pope often makes truly mean and disparaging statements; if only he joked like that!

  • @cherylwatson1165
    @cherylwatson1165 4 года назад

    What he ACTUALLY said was quite beautiful.

  • @simonacolaprisca1773
    @simonacolaprisca1773 10 лет назад +6

    Being Italian, I know he wasn't saying the same things written in the subtitles :(

  • @alembess9129
    @alembess9129 10 лет назад +1

    If the second part isnt correctly translated, pls provide the correct translation so I can also understand the 2nd part...thanks

  • @madhusudanbhandarkar
    @madhusudanbhandarkar 10 лет назад +6

    Viewers have to take the jokes light-heartedly and not get serious about them.

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад

      If the "jokes" were made about other rewligions they would down another aircraft.

    • @sham8454
      @sham8454 10 лет назад +3

      ***** most religions are tolerant except maybe Islam . Fanatics exist in all religion but religions do not propound fanaticism. Christianity itself is a tolerant religion which preaches forgiveness !!

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад

      Shaligram Wagle We have been tolerant all our lives. It is time we object as well. if you don't like it shove it.

    • @SAQLAINTARIQ564
      @SAQLAINTARIQ564 9 лет назад

      You my sir, are God, I presume?
      Also you might want to check history, if you believe that you have been tolerant.

  • @MuhammadEgypt
    @MuhammadEgypt 10 лет назад +3

    Are these translations correct? The jokes are funny. :D

    • @manuelcamachojr
      @manuelcamachojr 10 лет назад +15

      First clip yes but the second clip no they are not correct they just made it up to make it funny...

    • @MuhammadEgypt
      @MuhammadEgypt 10 лет назад

      Thanks!

    • @indrarodrigo
      @indrarodrigo 10 лет назад +4

      Manuel Camacho Jr .........or to make the Pope unpopular with mothers-in-law.

    • @Wiz_Loo
      @Wiz_Loo 10 лет назад +1

      ***** HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @nancypouliquen6731
      @nancypouliquen6731 10 лет назад +5

      The last part was not correct. He was speaking to a couple who were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and asked them, "Who supports who?" They replied, "We support each other." I don't know where they got alligators out of that!

  • @taniac.4149
    @taniac.4149 10 лет назад +4

    OMG. I'm italian and at first I didn't read the subs. Then I realised why I wasn't laughing XD

  • @talahaddad4975
    @talahaddad4975 7 лет назад

    I'm not Christian but God I love this Pope

  • @mattiuzzo375
    @mattiuzzo375 10 лет назад +3

    I love the new Pope!!!! The Catholic Church needed him XD

  • @SonofDavid
    @SonofDavid 10 лет назад

    You can catch the Pope at the holiday inn while we wrecking ball the fine art.

  • @Sochilinda
    @Sochilinda 10 лет назад +13

    wow, it was really heard to hear him speak italian and read in english, specially because both were completely different things, haha. I had to focus more on him talking since I understood everything. haha

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад

      Jacky Gonzalez It was NOT a true translation. it was a silly, stupd "fun"

    • @Sochilinda
      @Sochilinda 10 лет назад +8

      Well, yeah, that's kind of obvious ;)

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад

      She was telling a lot of runnish. SDo what is new?

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад

      ***** you are facelless buddy.

  • @aliAhmed-zq1tg
    @aliAhmed-zq1tg 5 лет назад

    Blessed are the Latin Europeans for they have inherited the message of the Christ delivering his life-negating message from the pulpit of palace adorned with PURE GOLD. Only the envious and the blind have noticed this CONTRADICTION.

  • @livevegan
    @livevegan 10 лет назад +40

    While I realise this was obviously edited, mother-in-law jokes and any other sexist jokes belong in the last century

  • @christinacarrasquillo2902
    @christinacarrasquillo2902 6 лет назад

    I’m cracking up and sounds like my mother in the tank and Mark asking the Pope for serious prayers hahahahaha

  • @Josefinag113
    @Josefinag113 10 лет назад +10

    VAMOS ARGENTINA LPM! Bergoglio sos lo masssss

  • @layala71
    @layala71 10 лет назад +2

    I really like this pope he's so down earth someone I could look up too!

  • @kevindiener6391
    @kevindiener6391 10 лет назад +22

    The second part isn't correct at all! But Funny!!!

  • @Beepboop00
    @Beepboop00 6 лет назад

    The pope is like my business teacher, she just keeps going. It's fun tho.

  • @gman5361
    @gman5361 10 лет назад +5

    Ellen if ur reading this (like u ever do anyway) then please interview pewdiepie aka felix kjelberg or sumthing this will get so many views on your show

  • @siobhanpower5782
    @siobhanpower5782 6 лет назад

    You always makes me laugh

  • @EmylinJeen
    @EmylinJeen 10 лет назад +6

    love it love it love it !

  • @yellina86
    @yellina86 10 лет назад

    italians who can't get tired of pointing out the joke part XD

  • @miseitx9818
    @miseitx9818 10 лет назад +14

    The second 'joke' he made is not truee !!! Its not the real translation ! :'D

  • @borneandayak6725
    @borneandayak6725 7 лет назад

    Proud to be Catholic... God bless our pope.

  • @camilasanchez5826
    @camilasanchez5826 10 лет назад +3

    the pope is a genius cause is from Argentina!

  • @ssempalawakahora4134
    @ssempalawakahora4134 6 лет назад

    U never thought someone would take the sub titles seriously. . While they aren't what the Pope said at all...
    Anyway as a joke it's worth a laugh

  • @alvarosobejano
    @alvarosobejano 10 лет назад +15

    Pope Francis is the best!!!! God bless him!

  • @VaninaCols
    @VaninaCols 10 лет назад +2

    So much funnier than the uggly things he said when Equalitary Marriage Law was aprobed in Argentina. Sincerily, My FREAKING WIFE and I. 3 Love u Ellen!!

  • @Imyediriweera
    @Imyediriweera 10 лет назад +19

    hey the last part was not translated correctly! he didn't really say the second part

    • @vinsanity8285
      @vinsanity8285 10 лет назад

      ._.

    • @agladso
      @agladso 10 лет назад +24

      that was... kind of the point...

    • @Imyediriweera
      @Imyediriweera 10 лет назад

      yeah i know, i was just pointing it out so that people wouldn't think he actually said it. chill, just pointing out

    • @vinsanity8285
      @vinsanity8285 10 лет назад +13

      if you didn't understand that the second part was a joke then god bless you

    • @Imyediriweera
      @Imyediriweera 10 лет назад +3

      OMG I just said I did!

  • @Musicmysister
    @Musicmysister 10 лет назад

    This is meant for smiles, people are way to serious. I love Ellen and our new Pope. He's reaching the people. A little humor in today's world can make a difference! (-:

  • @tobiashmm2322
    @tobiashmm2322 9 лет назад +12

    Best Pope ever!

  • @MrJijack
    @MrJijack 8 лет назад +1

    A lot of people here need to relax. it was meant to be joke. That's why there was break in between, and different font for subtitles. This also what Ellen commonly does

  • @Katt77
    @Katt77 10 лет назад +4

    Well it is a joke afterall. He did not say that. Who speaks Italian knows it

  • @conatcha
    @conatcha 6 лет назад

    The thing here is that non-Italian speaking people really could think that the pope is actually saying this...

  • @LouiseAdores21
    @LouiseAdores21 10 лет назад +10

    my extraordinary 6 yrs studying italian taught me enough to no exactly what he was saying.
    lol jks of the three sentences i only got "familia"

  • @blondwiththewind
    @blondwiththewind 6 лет назад

    Who knew!!! The Pope can do stand-up!!!

  • @wendyalasroque5990
    @wendyalasroque5990 9 лет назад +9

    There are plenty people to make fan of. I think this is disrespectful. You should stope making fun of him

    • @SAQLAINTARIQ564
      @SAQLAINTARIQ564 9 лет назад +8

      What gives you the right to make fun of those "plenty" of people?

    • @EH-ld3nx
      @EH-ld3nx 8 лет назад +4

      +Aqua Blade What gives ellen the right to make fun of the Pope?!

    • @SAQLAINTARIQ564
      @SAQLAINTARIQ564 8 лет назад +2

      enad haddad Nothing, I did not even defend her. I simply stated if Ellen the original comment thinks that its disrespectful to make fun of the Pope, but there are "plenty" of people that are free. I simply stated that it is disrespectful to make fun of those people also. Another thing, you should let old things die out.

    • @EH-ld3nx
      @EH-ld3nx 8 лет назад

      +Aqua Blade What do you mean by : 'old things die out'???

    • @SAQLAINTARIQ564
      @SAQLAINTARIQ564 8 лет назад +1

      enad haddad My first comment was made way back in October of 2015. That's what I mean.

  • @cleo6682
    @cleo6682 10 лет назад +2

    The Pope Francisco from ARGENTINA! ♥

  • @MelaniAlarcon
    @MelaniAlarcon 9 лет назад +3

    Tipical Argenitinian joke XDDDD

  • @TheFreddyEduard
    @TheFreddyEduard 10 лет назад +2

    A 6 year old girl, a album, a gold disk and two Official Guinness World Records.
    Watch everyting on this video of the littlle girl how was also guest on The Ellen Show
    Connie Talbot Album Recording in London

  • @kanynana
    @kanynana 8 лет назад +4

    I would expect some respect and a reliable translation. to change his words like this is not cool.

    • @JavierPerez-cx4jw
      @JavierPerez-cx4jw 8 лет назад +5

      That's the joke. I mean I highly doubt that in the middle of a speech the Pope would begin a stand up routine about mother-in-laws. Ellen was just building on a quick joke that his Holyness made.

  • @LeeLondon100
    @LeeLondon100 10 лет назад +1

    Just tasteless, the Pope isn't to be mocked.

  • @mellyru7289
    @mellyru7289 9 лет назад +12

    The only time you regret being an Italian native speaker... because you can't get the funny part of the video :/

  • @AidanSeanMor
    @AidanSeanMor 10 лет назад

    Either I got to comment on this video first or no one else seems to want to comment on the Pope's joking skills in fear of going to hell.

  • @bellucci92
    @bellucci92 10 лет назад +5

    The 2nd part isn't corect at all.....:(

  • @jorged.alvarado6170
    @jorged.alvarado6170 10 лет назад

    The last Ellen quote was hilarious about the pope

  • @ModernMom4Life
    @ModernMom4Life 10 лет назад +12

    Hey Guys. I would love for you to check out my daily VLOG of life with 5 kids. 9, 7, 5, 3 and 1. Thanks.

    • @prankfiles
      @prankfiles 10 лет назад

      Ellen you might want to feature this one on your show.
      DRIVE THRU DRUG DEALING PRANK

    • @TheRealElleHoover
      @TheRealElleHoover 10 лет назад +1

      WHAT?!? You have 5 kids?! You look great!!

    • @IndianaMelo
      @IndianaMelo 10 лет назад +9

      why you despeartely want to be youtube famous.., that's pathetic..
      im sick of your spamming every freaking day i see this stupid commen.

    • @donkey3409
      @donkey3409 10 лет назад +3

      Indiana Melo what's wrong with trying to be famous ?

    • @BURCHDOGSHOW
      @BURCHDOGSHOW 10 лет назад +2

      Indiana Melo Really? You consider that spamming?

  • @TheMsSill
    @TheMsSill 10 лет назад

    Just wanted to clarify that after the joke about the mother in law he continued talking about love in marriage and the importance to solve every problem with your partner to be in peace.
    Nice joke Ellen anyway!

  • @spotcatproductions
    @spotcatproductions 10 лет назад +5

    Y.. tenía que ser argento para ser tan capo!!!! Es grosssssoooo!!!

  • @Jason-fw8qp
    @Jason-fw8qp 10 лет назад

    Ok for those that dont understand italian. The first part he really said it. The only edited part is when they showed the second clip

  • @em.c.spiteri6161
    @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад +12

    The translation that you have given is a lots off balls. You try and tell the same joke about another religion andf see if you live to be one day older.

    • @MarcParis91
      @MarcParis91 10 лет назад +5

      It's a joke. Chill.

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад +2

      Marc Buhagiar It ias not a joke from where I stand. she should make aa joker about soimeone else.

    • @nicholabalestri5514
      @nicholabalestri5514 10 лет назад +5

      its ok im italian and its not like she was discriminating at all. She was just putting more emphasis on the joke the pope made

    • @em.c.spiteri6161
      @em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад +1

      Nichola balestri then I will do the same when the president they have tells a lot of Bull Shit. I have nothing against you, but I and 20 0f my friends took it badly. Have a Happy Easter.

    • @nicholabalestri5514
      @nicholabalestri5514 10 лет назад

      *****
      great. she makes one wrong joke and u hold it against her forever :) cos thats how the world works

  • @samus88
    @samus88 10 лет назад +5

    Who the hell is the pope?

    • @derekGarbanzo
      @derekGarbanzo 10 лет назад +15

      the one man who is not married AND STILL manages to hate mothers in laws

    • @samus88
      @samus88 10 лет назад

      Someone who doesn't know most people in the world, as there are billions. One of them is this "pope" guy. Who is he and why do we care for the jokes he says?

    • @bougs7542
      @bougs7542 10 лет назад +11

      you poor guy where on earth are you from?

    • @samus88
      @samus88 10 лет назад +2

      A place where we don't follow crazy people.

    • @FruitsBasket1000
      @FruitsBasket1000 10 лет назад +9

      samus88 I don't follow him either, still I know who he is. And you must be living under a rock to not know it. Anyways, of course I'm aware that you actually know who he is. But is not a room for religious hate, so you should stop this (and this is not coming from a christian by the way)