Christoph Waltz Gives Jimmy Fallon a German Words Quiz

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @laurelkennedy3344
    @laurelkennedy3344 4 года назад +12188

    Can we just appreciate waltz's unwillingness to go along with Jimmy's horrid fake laugh? He just stares at jimmy until he stops lol. An absolute icon

    • @onlyleon855
      @onlyleon855 4 года назад +292

      typical german

    • @SalesmanWave
      @SalesmanWave 4 года назад +402

      What a Chad, Christoph is to good for us

    • @hplarcm
      @hplarcm 4 года назад +45

      Dude, it's all set up...

    • @SalesmanWave
      @SalesmanWave 4 года назад +7

      @@hplarcm ?

    • @hplarcm
      @hplarcm 4 года назад +22

      @@SalesmanWave They have a scenario according to which the entire episode runs...

  • @АндрейСтанжицкий
    @АндрейСтанжицкий 4 года назад +9098

    "I know nothing about football nor do I care to find out" - gold

    • @ekaterinas8796
      @ekaterinas8796 4 года назад +11

      His loss!

    • @MultiArrie
      @MultiArrie 4 года назад +479

      Thats the World's oppion about that sport.

    • @sasmitroy5480
      @sasmitroy5480 4 года назад +271

      @@MultiArrie which football are you talking about here? The authentic one or the American wrestling version?

    • @manuelpaumgarten
      @manuelpaumgarten 4 года назад +69

      @@sasmitroy5480 Obviously the latter!

    • @RisenPhoenix68
      @RisenPhoenix68 4 года назад +11

      At this point, AMERICANS don't care about propaganda...errr... FOOTBALL!

  • @Techinvestor567
    @Techinvestor567 5 лет назад +879

    "Waldeinsamkeit", as well as the other words, is quite rare, but it’s a truly beautiful word. It’s trying to describe something many people feel, but no one talks about...

    • @MrsInnocentia
      @MrsInnocentia 5 лет назад +24

      Justus I wouldn’t say that “Sitzpinkler” is rarely used, it’s pretty common in my opinion.

    • @5445jedi
      @5445jedi 5 лет назад +1

      It's really cool that that one word was created to express that particular feeling.

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 5 лет назад +1

      TheMandalorian 1 to 1 translation is Forrest loneliness

    • @luan6833
      @luan6833 5 лет назад +4

      That's the reason, why i love the german language. Nothing can describe your feelings better than this language.

    • @luan6833
      @luan6833 5 лет назад +5

      @Картофель Gibt es ein Sprichwort oder sowas dazu? Ich kenne das Wort Waldeinsamkeit nämlich nicht und habe noch nie davon gehört... Interessant, dass ich erst in einem US Video davon höre, anstatt hier in Deutschland :)

  • @rainman2725
    @rainman2725 3 года назад +2550

    Jimmy: *pronounces word incorrectly"
    Christoph: You are sheltering enemies of the state under your floorboards, are you not?

    • @hdr_gamer7727
      @hdr_gamer7727 3 года назад +53

      .....yes 😶

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 года назад +7

      Nah mate, some jokes are funny, but referencing that for a cheap laugh online is a bit tasteless.
      I mean, if you're making a well thought-out joke, Weltkrieg is fine, but this is just pathethic.

    • @luiscastronieves3106
      @luiscastronieves3106 2 года назад +121

      @@Widdekuu91 referencing the best scene in arguably his best role is tasteless ? Your reaching pretty hard here.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 года назад +12

      @@luiscastronieves3106 Oh well I didn't know it was a reference to a scene, I thought he improvised there. I thought it was a reference to the war in general.

    • @Leon-pe9lz
      @Leon-pe9lz 2 года назад

      @@Widdekuu91 ruclips.net/video/ML6-mn0gRCo/видео.html

  • @MaryBluePL
    @MaryBluePL 5 лет назад +6100

    This video: exists
    Germans: hippity hoppity das ist jetzt our property

    • @kaengurus.sind.genossen
      @kaengurus.sind.genossen 4 года назад +197

      Nein.
      DREI ZWEI EINS DAS IST MEINS!

    • @dunyayaghobi4014
      @dunyayaghobi4014 4 года назад +25

      hippity hoppity this comment section is now our EIGENTUM

    • @Gefrikandeld
      @Gefrikandeld 4 года назад +13

      Europe exists
      Germans in the 20 century: hippity hoppity das ist jetzt our property

    • @garfreeek
      @garfreeek 4 года назад +1

      I like this one the most xD

    • @ohsehungry2084
      @ohsehungry2084 4 года назад +2

      a good Slytherin 2005 nein. lol jeder macht sich über alle Sprachen lustig, sei nicht so sensibel

  • @caraYmii
    @caraYmii 4 года назад +12367

    For non German speakers: The reason our words are so long is that you can basically string as many words as you want together and it would still count as long as it makes sense.

    • @Don.keybals
      @Don.keybals 4 года назад +356

      That's not fair 😑

    • @rockbrian8964
      @rockbrian8964 4 года назад +270

      Thats very interesting

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 4 года назад +501

      It's compound words without limit basically

    • @glenndacara215
      @glenndacara215 4 года назад +48

      Is there any separation of words like commas or periods or anything punctuation that separates a word

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 4 года назад +156

      @@glenndacara215 No, afaik. The words are mostly taken as is and just bunched together. You can usually ascertain when root words stop and start as long as you are actually familiar with said root words.

  • @betambalu9785
    @betambalu9785 5 лет назад +16270

    This video: *exists*
    Germans: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @ynglpws3623
      @ynglpws3623 5 лет назад +89

      Was looking for that comment

    • @phoenixsspark6150
      @phoenixsspark6150 5 лет назад +6

      Hi

    • @zafranorbian757
      @zafranorbian757 5 лет назад +157

      Erlauben sie es uns vorzustellen.

    • @betambalu9785
      @betambalu9785 5 лет назад +4

      Zafran Orbian clever

    • @Em.P14
      @Em.P14 5 лет назад +47

      @@zafranorbian757 ain't you missing out a , and a second uns, aswell as a Bitte and a es?
      Bitte erlauben sie es uns, uns vorzustellen.
      Please allow us, to introduce ourselves.

  • @TD-ug4mg
    @TD-ug4mg 3 года назад +2321

    Waldeinsamkeit is a beautiful word. People say German is such a harsh language, I think it's incredibly beautiful and poetic sounding. I think a lot of it has to do with the tone that people usually project on it

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 3 года назад +90

      Absolutely : if you listen to German lieder (songs for voice and piano), you will hear how delicate this language is. If you don't know which one choose, I recommend you the lieder of Franz Schubert, considered by many as the father of the great romantic lied, Robert Schumann, who also wrote beautiful lieder and Gustav Mahler, whose lieder for voice and orchestra are, in my opinion, some of the most beautiful ever composed.

    • @CarlosReyes-qe2iq
      @CarlosReyes-qe2iq 3 года назад +13

      Loneliness in the wilderness.

    • @-cirad-
      @-cirad- 3 года назад +4

      Faun:
      ruclips.net/video/-J4AuEj4zHE/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/zOvsyamoEDg/видео.html
      Alin Coen:
      ruclips.net/video/eFwBdo89yfQ/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/mLRHOoHL-bs/видео.html

    • @cbailey2376
      @cbailey2376 3 года назад +13

      Ton macht das Musik.

    • @riquelmeone
      @riquelmeone 3 года назад +28

      Thanks, finally someone seeing the romanticism in the German language.

  • @coalkingryan881
    @coalkingryan881 4 года назад +4536

    That was adorable. He said “I always wanted to do that” with the same energy as when he said “that’s a bingo!”

    • @eleonoraf7817
      @eleonoraf7817 4 года назад +134

      We only say "bingo"

    • @احمد-ك7ص1ن
      @احمد-ك7ص1ن 4 года назад +24

      Exactly! (like the energy of he talking to the sheriff)

    • @russiabby6416
      @russiabby6416 4 года назад +19

      Oml it is tho.. The exact same energy also I love that movie... Inglorious bastards has got to be one of my favs.. But I've been the 15yr old girl who has been madly in love with anything WW2 themed.

    • @brittneyhernandez6194
      @brittneyhernandez6194 4 года назад +4

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @timothyoaks1193
      @timothyoaks1193 4 года назад +1

      Totally thought the same thing

  • @Rob-ms5hj
    @Rob-ms5hj 5 лет назад +5992

    Ist ja hier wie auf Mallorca im Juli...

    • @seanschneider6968
      @seanschneider6968 5 лет назад +2

      Rob 😂

    • @lyn3792
      @lyn3792 4 года назад +1

      Wassss

    • @cebee2106
      @cebee2106 4 года назад +12

      @@lyn3792 voller Deutsche

    • @lyn3792
      @lyn3792 4 года назад

      @@cebee2106 ??

    • @cebee2106
      @cebee2106 4 года назад +11

      @@lyn3792 die Kommentare sind alle auf Deutsch. Im Juli auf Mallorca sind auch viele Deutsche. Das ist der Witz

  • @timatola9997
    @timatola9997 5 лет назад +2663

    ,,The German words were longer than the definition"
    Ahahahahaha ich krieg hier gleich nen Kollaps

    • @captain_bow7672
      @captain_bow7672 5 лет назад +14

      Lol, hab das gerade gelesen als es im video war

    • @timatola9997
      @timatola9997 5 лет назад

      @@captain_bow7672 hahaha krass

    • @menknurlan
      @menknurlan 5 лет назад +2

      Kein neue Deutchen krieg bitte. Zwei kriege war genug

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @trains8758
      @trains8758 5 лет назад

      @@menknurlan nederlands?

  • @thisisdak
    @thisisdak 2 года назад +452

    As a German I love hearing his eloquent description of those words

  • @o3mediii
    @o3mediii 4 года назад +19934

    You know you’re German when you don’t think the words are long at all

    • @Tatamashii
      @Tatamashii 4 года назад +361

      Exactly it is a long word as soon as 3 or more words are together
      2? Nah thats normal

    • @hawkeyepierce3771
      @hawkeyepierce3771 4 года назад +550

      Donaudampschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

    • @LeifTheHead
      @LeifTheHead 4 года назад +492

      ​@@hawkeyepierce3771 Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!

    • @nadinekaufmann6368
      @nadinekaufmann6368 4 года назад +325

      ​@@LeifTheHead Neunmilliardeneinhundertzweiundneunzigmillionensechshundert-einunddreißigtausendsiebenhundertsiebzig

    • @wannacry6586
      @wannacry6586 4 года назад +130

      @@LeifTheHead Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

  • @lavinia5779
    @lavinia5779 3 года назад +13179

    German in the title
    Germans: So Freunde, ab hier übernehmen wir

    • @sikress
      @sikress 3 года назад +139

      Immer so xD

    • @maxmustermann611
      @maxmustermann611 3 года назад +94

      Ich IMMER 😂😂

    • @corona9494
      @corona9494 3 года назад +50

      @MUFC Soccer...? Soccer? Ssssocccerrrrr? SOCCCER? SOCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why americans, why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kayabebei2011
      @kayabebei2011 3 года назад +13

      Gell xD

    • @Lea-xy6ky
      @Lea-xy6ky 3 года назад +15

      Immer

  • @edubueno9
    @edubueno9 5 лет назад +1808

    Christopher saying “i want to play a game” gives me inglorious bastards chills

  • @trentox6713
    @trentox6713 3 года назад +1133

    German in the title:
    Germans: Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

    • @justanormalgermanboy9269
      @justanormalgermanboy9269 3 года назад +29

      Das ist das einzige das wir im Moment übernehmen können…

    • @derewe2094
      @derewe2094 9 месяцев назад +6

      Schulden von anderen gehen auch

    • @eliano7595
      @eliano7595 9 месяцев назад

      @@derewe2094lass mal politik raus du echsenmensch

    • @taigawismeier8658
      @taigawismeier8658 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @natasatan
      @natasatan 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@derewe2094 und dabei guten Gewinn gemacht. Man auch hier tummelt sich die blaue Truppe.

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 5 лет назад +3550

    Waltz sagt irgendwas
    Publikum: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

    • @alessias.4733
      @alessias.4733 5 лет назад +30

      Das Publikum bekommt Anweisungen ..

    • @franzcamenzind353
      @franzcamenzind353 5 лет назад +25

      Programmiertes Computer gelächter, das Publikum lacht nie so laut!

    • @sirlock1945
      @sirlock1945 5 лет назад +11

      Ich musste lachen
      9,5/10 Kommentar
      (Ein paar Autisten-Smileys zu wenig)

    • @fc_dreizehn
      @fc_dreizehn 5 лет назад +4

      Ich liebe die Stimme von dem. Aber irgendwie nur die deutsche. Da hat er einen besonderen Ausdruck.

    • @theredhairedgirl4244
      @theredhairedgirl4244 5 лет назад +2

      Omg mein nachname is walz nur ohne das t hahah😂

  • @eg4024
    @eg4024 4 года назад +7293

    English: sinusitis
    Italian: sinusite
    French: sinusite
    German: Nasennebenhöhlenentzündung

    • @matlhthelion382
      @matlhthelion382 4 года назад +367

      In German can also say "Sinusitis". only most don't understand it. well it is medical word
      "Nasennebenhöhlenentzündung" = "is inflammation of the paranasal sinuses"
      -> "Nasennebenhöhlen": eng. "paranasal sinuses" = "are Cavities next to the nasal cavity"
      -> "Nasen" eng: Noses - "Nebenhöhlen" = is meant: "Cavities next to a (main) cavity" or "paranasal sinuses"
      -> "neben" eng. "next (to)" + "Höhlen" eng. Cavities
      -> "Entzündung": eng. "Inflammation"
      -> "entzünden" eng. "to ignite; to inflame" + "-ung" eng. "-ing" (forms nouns from verbs)
      -> "Ent-" ... and "zünden" eng. "to kindle. to ignite a fire or any comparable combustion"

    • @cht5086
      @cht5086 4 года назад +37

      In persian we say cos^2(suite)

    • @RealBrainbug
      @RealBrainbug 4 года назад +95

      Du musst zugeben - Nasennebenhöhlenentzündung sagt auch dem Laien mehr als "Sinusitis"...

    • @matlhthelion382
      @matlhthelion382 4 года назад +20

      @@RealBrainbug habe nichts anders sagen wollen...

    • @pedroajax1
      @pedroajax1 4 года назад +11

      Português: Sinusite

  • @Lara-mf7fl
    @Lara-mf7fl 4 года назад +7276

    His german pronunciation is just as delicate as his english is. He makes the words sharp and soft at the same time.

    • @manuelweiss3904
      @manuelweiss3904 3 года назад +170

      I think he‘s the only actor who could act as a german ss General or the 2. ww in an English movie with an half way appropriate german ss pronunciation.

    • @danielgaiger5962
      @danielgaiger5962 3 года назад +225

      It’s because he is speaking Austrian German and not German German

    • @eyeklar
      @eyeklar 3 года назад +101

      @@danielgaiger5962 Him having had an education in acting you wouldn't really be able to say whether he is German or Austrian. But I suppose his Viennese heart was slightly bleeding when saying Schornsteinfeger.. which in Austrian German, as you know, is 'Rauchfangkehrer' . 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @danielgaiger5962
      @danielgaiger5962 3 года назад +5

      @@eyeklar hahaha yes 😂

    • @smeemira8225
      @smeemira8225 3 года назад +22

      Because he's Austrian

  • @rafaelvalentim6878
    @rafaelvalentim6878 2 года назад +154

    One of my favorite words in German is 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'... I've watched to Inglorious Bastards and that was the first time I've seen Christoph! He's acted flawlessly, specially on his scene at the house in France, in the beginning of the movie! 🥰🥰🥰

    • @ChiLou1
      @ChiLou1 2 года назад +4

      Ich brauchte 5 Anläufe um wirklich zu verstehen was da stand.

    • @scarontop
      @scarontop Год назад +2

      Hättest du diesen Kommentar nicht geschrieben hätte ich es getan 😂

    • @mrenok1031
      @mrenok1031 Год назад +4

      I remember in 1997 there was a German anchor by the name Nebuzburzimbeletbagkerimta since you skipped the name I will not tell you the whole story. 🙂

    • @sypetsutube1272
      @sypetsutube1272 Год назад +2

      Are you absolutely sure Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is a real word?

    • @detlevschultz8742
      @detlevschultz8742 Год назад +6

      @@sypetsutube1272 Yes. It was in 2013 the draft title for a regulation in the german federal state Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. The german wikipedia has an aritcle about it: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz

  • @eronamaraj4221
    @eronamaraj4221 4 года назад +20677

    German in the title
    Germans: Eine Sprache, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich

    • @fabiolahasani1531
      @fabiolahasani1531 4 года назад +57

      Rona mrj hahahahahahahahahha

    • @strawbrrypine
      @strawbrrypine 4 года назад +63

      OMG 😭😂

    • @Bartnuschler
      @Bartnuschler 4 года назад +217

      Es ist Hambacher Fest meine Buben

    • @timh6792
      @timh6792 4 года назад +133

      Es ist Karnevalszeit meine Jecken.

    • @Kotentopf
      @Kotentopf 4 года назад +125

      Es ist fast Mittwoch, meine Kerle

  • @Viveamoremdei7
    @Viveamoremdei7 4 года назад +7310

    Waltz: says something
    Jimmy: fake laughs
    Waltz stares at him until he stops

    • @louannwatt4447
      @louannwatt4447 4 года назад +208

      That’s Jimmy Fallons interview. Fake laugh night after night. Looks like he would get tired of it at some point ,and maybe has ,except he likes the money more than he dislikes the job. Used to watch late nite TV but now RUclips.

    • @namira87
      @namira87 4 года назад +49

      Sometimes I stop the video even if I'm enjoying the game or I like the guest. It's really annoying gosh.

    • @starman3533
      @starman3533 4 года назад +1

      namira87 yep

    • @viddergrapho8488
      @viddergrapho8488 4 года назад +17

      Thanks for pointing out exactly why I immediately wanted back out of this video, until I decided to scroll the comments for a bit.

    • @mjojo7070
      @mjojo7070 4 года назад +23

      waltz is the master of fake laughing and his fake laugh is more believable in Inglorious Basterds

  • @justush.6553
    @justush.6553 5 лет назад +3047

    English video with “german” in the Title: *exists*
    Germans in the comment section: “It’s free Grundbesitz”

  • @callbettersaul
    @callbettersaul 8 месяцев назад +115

    As a person who knows only a few german words, I found it pretty easy, here's why:
    - The first word had "sitz" in it, which is similar to "sitzen" (to sit), so it probably had something to do with sitting
    - The second word had "wald" in it, which I think was related to nature, so wandering in forest seemed like an appropriate answer
    - The third word ended with "meister" (master), which instantly revealed, that the word referred to a person

    • @tn243
      @tn243 8 месяцев назад +10

      You saw the logic

    • @PaulBreitner-ox6bt
      @PaulBreitner-ox6bt 7 месяцев назад +6

      It's so obvious that i dont believe Jimmy couldnt figure out. He often lies in quiz with guests because he thinks that way it becomes funnier.

    • @aurelied283
      @aurelied283 7 месяцев назад +2

      My logic was the same as yours.

    • @awesomeneiss
      @awesomeneiss 7 месяцев назад

      halz maul und lernen Sie einfach Deutsch

    • @anthonychilders9549
      @anthonychilders9549 4 месяца назад +1

      I had the same logic, though I didnt recognize "pinkler" so I thought it was a euphamism.

  • @gingerdude
    @gingerdude 5 лет назад +1833

    Jimmy: Almost falls off the chair laughing and grunting
    Waltz: keeps a straight face
    THIS DIFFERENCE 😂

    • @Kite42
      @Kite42 5 лет назад +29

      American VS German

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 5 лет назад +9

      Milvum he’s Austrian ya knob

    • @iminsecurebut1215
      @iminsecurebut1215 5 лет назад +27

      @@50shekels not the first austrian guy, who hast been famous and everybody thought he was/is german

    • @poseiidon725
      @poseiidon725 5 лет назад +4

      Im insecure but, I’ve thought Hitler was german until I was like 13 years old and I’m still embarrassed because of that...

    • @iminsecurebut1215
      @iminsecurebut1215 5 лет назад

      @@poseiidon725 and you should be.

  • @_urgot
    @_urgot 5 лет назад +2808

    Christoph Waltz:
    Jimmy Fallon: 😂😂😂👌🏻😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @araubekova1740
      @araubekova1740 5 лет назад +8

      100 Subs without Vids? Well, like “Jimmy Fallon with each guest there”

    • @Flo-mw9lr
      @Flo-mw9lr 5 лет назад +1

      100 Subs without Vids? True
      He‘s just overreacting

  • @ju.h_man
    @ju.h_man 5 лет назад +2622

    "Gut zu Vögeln sein" und
    "Gut zu vögeln sein"
    hat definitiv gefehlt

    • @TheAudioCGMan
      @TheAudioCGMan 5 лет назад +31

      richtige Antwort: beide x)

    • @loas5154
      @loas5154 5 лет назад +161

      Was wäre unsere schöne Sprache nur ohne Groß- und Kleinschreibung.

    • @xaraspoint5277
      @xaraspoint5277 5 лет назад +9

      Oh shit

    • @Xarx42
      @Xarx42 5 лет назад +66

      Da hab ich noch einen:
      Jemanden umfahren. Und jemanden umfahren.
      Vollkommen identisch und doch so verschieden ;).

    • @andreamuller9009
      @andreamuller9009 5 лет назад +32

      @@loas5154 ach ja , wie wärs mit :
      Wenn hinter Fliegen , Fliegen fiegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach .

  • @ilusm1704
    @ilusm1704 3 года назад +28

    I'm always amazed at the speed at which his face expression switches from friendliness to seriousness, reminding me of Hans Landa so much.

  • @kevaplaya1373
    @kevaplaya1373 4 года назад +3250

    Why does Christolph waltz seem like he is always playing his character on Inglorious basterds... lol

    • @fatilaktout5436
      @fatilaktout5436 4 года назад +29

      Hahaha so true 😂

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 4 года назад +170

      I feel like the deadpan nature of Hans Landa was something Christoph didn't have to act 🤣

    • @g.eberling8700
      @g.eberling8700 4 года назад +9

      I thought the same, he's a legend xD

    • @isvilain131
      @isvilain131 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @knizzler1624
      @knizzler1624 4 года назад +41

      maybe bcs he didn't played a character on inglorious basterds

  • @GameFan-pl7wp
    @GameFan-pl7wp 5 лет назад +3894

    German language in a nutshell
    "Words aren't words its a description"

    • @gameplaytv1374
      @gameplaytv1374 5 лет назад +238

      Actually its insane how 10 nouns can be mashed together to one noun describing something so precisely that most languages need a sentence for it ( and germans use a sentence over one long word most of the time)

    • @deniselehzen4815
      @deniselehzen4815 5 лет назад +17

      this is really true! love that.

    • @PennyDreadful1
      @PennyDreadful1 5 лет назад +11

      That's pretty much Wittgenstein's philosophy in a nutshell.

    • @bellis.2044
      @bellis.2044 5 лет назад +66

      You can create words by just putting them together and it's not even wrong.
      PS: German is my native language.

    • @uk6396
      @uk6396 5 лет назад +25

      Panzerkampfwagen VI

  • @lindarosenkranz174
    @lindarosenkranz174 5 лет назад +10250

    Das "Streichholzschächtelchen" fehlte eindeutig.

    • @ManOfTheWeek596
      @ManOfTheWeek596 5 лет назад +183

      meinst du nicht eher das tscheichische Streichholzschächtelchen

    • @doriskara1105
      @doriskara1105 5 лет назад +92

      @NRO who let u out of mental prison?

    • @beatrix5647
      @beatrix5647 5 лет назад +26

      Und Eichhörnchen

    • @DDeathdealer007
      @DDeathdealer007 5 лет назад +19

      Even though though it is a long word, it is still less syllables than the English translation (small box of matches). Same with most the examples. German language is efficient. Saves on syllables and whitespace.

    • @Almmmax1
      @Almmmax1 5 лет назад +73

      I think the word "Donaudampfschiffahrtskapitänskajüte" was missing

  • @JaceyMitchell
    @JaceyMitchell 8 месяцев назад +13

    I love German. It's wonderfully descriptive and expressive. When I was learning German and I had picked up some basic grammar and vocabulary I started to try and translate some of the German language songs that I liked. German songwriters seem to love using wordplay in ways that you really don't hear in English. Rammstein are big on this. My favorite song was "Der Weg" by Herbert Grönemeyer. It is a love song and farewell written for his deceased wife, who died of cancer. That song gave me such an appreciation for the subtleties and beauty of the German language.

  • @crictonites9978
    @crictonites9978 5 лет назад +4061

    in german the opposite to "umfahren" (run over) is "umfahren" (drive around) so yeah
    have fun with this language

    • @jeremieherard2166
      @jeremieherard2166 5 лет назад +38

      wtf can you explain it X) ?

    • @crictonites9978
      @crictonites9978 5 лет назад +394

      @@jeremieherard2166 the two words are pronounced differently (that's how we recognise them). Drive around = um *fah* ren and run over = *um* fahren, but if you write them down they look the same even though they have opposite meanings

    • @aliciab.4423
      @aliciab.4423 5 лет назад +167

      But in combination with both meanings one would use “überfahren” for ‘run over’. “überfahren” precisely means ‘drive over’.
      Also umfahren is rather common speech :)

    • @jeremieherard2166
      @jeremieherard2166 5 лет назад +12

      Ok, thanks for the explaination :)

    • @bonmotze
      @bonmotze 5 лет назад +229

      I'm German and I never thought about how absurd my language can be. Love your example :D

  • @antoinejohansson6042
    @antoinejohansson6042 4 года назад +5908

    video with German in the title
    Germans: "hippety hoppety your comment section is now our property"

    • @kingkeshav4827
      @kingkeshav4827 4 года назад +78

      Marcel Davis 1&1

    • @walix0799
      @walix0799 4 года назад +38

      @@kingkeshav4827 Überall und jeder Zeit

    • @kaorichan7671
      @kaorichan7671 3 года назад +1

      *yes*

    • @kaorichan7671
      @kaorichan7671 3 года назад

      @@walix0799 Ja

    • @beastofchaospureanarchie
      @beastofchaospureanarchie 3 года назад +13

      Dont forget the austrians, Waltz was born there. They speak german too. Fun: he do next time at bavarian Word quiz. Langauge of a German country inside federal republic of Germany.
      Freistaat Bayern. The most other germans do not understand it.

  • @habibymandanoven2909
    @habibymandanoven2909 5 лет назад +3689

    He’s from Europe.. How dare you asked him about so called “football”... Hahaha

    • @MrGenexxx
      @MrGenexxx 5 лет назад +6

      He's clearly a butthurt Rams fan cmon now

    • @mannyk596
      @mannyk596 5 лет назад +74

      Exactly, I'm from London the NFL is alien to me a 60min game that takes 2/3hrs to finish nah I'm good I play rugby that's some real shit

    • @derkohler2380
      @derkohler2380 5 лет назад +72

      @Biggie Smalls football in all of the world is, what in the us of america called soccer.

    • @manningbartlett522
      @manningbartlett522 5 лет назад +83

      I very much enjoy pointing out to Americans that the Superbowl (global viewership - 150 M) got a lower TV audience than the Women's Cricket World Cup Final between England and India (global audience 180 M).
      Not to mention a drastically lower audience than any routine Manchester United match (typically 300 M, rising to 400 M if the game is an important one)

    • @derkohler2380
      @derkohler2380 5 лет назад +3

      @@manningbartlett522 really? i did not know that. thank you for this nice one!

  • @Estrallio
    @Estrallio Год назад +98

    I love Christoph Waltz. He mastered his facial expressions

  • @sailorcat
    @sailorcat 5 лет назад +627

    For all non-German speakers: You can theoretically put together as many words as you want to create a new long word. So, not all of our words are that long. xD

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +5

      Wonder what would "pssst" mean in German

    • @sailorcat
      @sailorcat 5 лет назад +9

      @@fulcrum2951 It's the same xD

    • @matze9469
      @matze9469 5 лет назад +75

      @@fulcrum2951 It would be: Nein, jetzt hältst du die Schnauze!

    • @thomaslanger4480
      @thomaslanger4480 4 года назад +3

      It means: Ja ja du Arschloch!

    • @lilly2180
      @lilly2180 4 года назад +3

      Matze 94 HALT STOP, über sowas macht man keine Witze

  • @cansyoruk
    @cansyoruk 4 года назад +2381

    I was actually so scared when i started learning german because of these words but then i realized words like these are not just only one word. There are a lot of words in one long word, just they dont bother separating them lol.

    • @celineteloh4469
      @celineteloh4469 4 года назад +100

      OMG would German don't be my mother language I would never start to learn German 😂😂 German ist a really hard lanuage 🇩🇪👋🏻

    • @cansyoruk
      @cansyoruk 4 года назад +68

      @@celineteloh4469 i am from Turkey and in turkey you take german as a mandatory class. They only teach a1 but i decided to become fluent because why not lol.

    • @celineteloh4469
      @celineteloh4469 4 года назад +12

      @@cansyoruk then have a Lot of fun Learning German. Do you know the App Duolingo its a very good App to learn different languages

    • @velveteenrabbit5804
      @velveteenrabbit5804 4 года назад +41

      Exactly. Instead of saying " the..... of the..... in the...." we just put everything together.

    • @RoroRoseD
      @RoroRoseD 4 года назад +40

      I had a pleasure learning Deutsch in uni years ago. I thought I was gonna have a hard time but I actually enjoyed learning it plus my German teacher was nice and patient. I hope he's doing well these days.

  • @michelweienborn2828
    @michelweienborn2828 3 года назад +611

    Christoph waltz is a genuis. The way he controlls the situation from the beginning on and just takes falons place is so respectfully dominant.

    • @mohi_e92
      @mohi_e92 Год назад

      @@1w598 Captain Obvious

    • @sugarx6687
      @sugarx6687 Год назад +2

      he is a power top for sure

    • @9920..
      @9920.. Год назад

      Ганс Ландау!

  • @rebel903
    @rebel903 3 года назад +98

    As a half German, half American, I really enjoy the way he speaks both languages.
    I truly enjoy listening to him.

    • @-SmoothCriminal-
      @-SmoothCriminal- 2 года назад +5

      He speaks 7-9 languages fluently

    • @rebel903
      @rebel903 2 года назад +1

      @@-SmoothCriminal- that's awesome. I did not know that. Thanks for the fun fact! 👍🏻

    • @Jennifer-xw8tc
      @Jennifer-xw8tc Год назад

      And half Italian and half French... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @rebel903
      @rebel903 Год назад

      @@Jennifer-xw8tc? Are you referring to yourself?

    • @Jennifer-xw8tc
      @Jennifer-xw8tc Год назад

      @@rebel903 I NOT refering to myself, I only say that him could speak 4 different lenguagues.... (English, French, Germany, and Italian)

  • @Terry-wo4up
    @Terry-wo4up 5 лет назад +4178

    _America has left the chat_

    • @win1318
      @win1318 5 лет назад +14

      Moin

    • @Sammy-yt4th
      @Sammy-yt4th 5 лет назад +35

      Tschüss Amis

    • @Twix.Riegel
      @Twix.Riegel 5 лет назад +31

      Prost Kameraden 🍻

    • @xersys
      @xersys 5 лет назад +23

      **America has joined in spectator mode**

    • @xwasx08
      @xwasx08 5 лет назад +9

      Lmfao this is an underrated comment.

  • @DezorianGuy
    @DezorianGuy 5 лет назад +1356

    Always remember: English's roots are based in German. So if he knew he would notice those similarities and answer correctly: meister = master, Wald = woods, Sitz = sit

    • @_intrepid
      @_intrepid 5 лет назад +28

      was about to say that

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 5 лет назад +49

      Yeah he might have not listened properly or did it on purpose. But with peeing, he might thought it could be a trap question (Fallfrage)

    • @DezorianGuy
      @DezorianGuy 5 лет назад +40

      @@nowonmetube (Fangfrage) indeed, good point.

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 5 лет назад +53

      @Michal Arkadiusz Blaszczak where did you hear that? That's not true! Lol
      Ever heard of Anglo Saxon (Angel-Sachsen). They are from Germany, and invaded England! You can even see it the language, old German is very similar to English "time" "knife" etc.!

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 5 лет назад +20

      @Michal Arkadiusz Blaszczak
      Those who settled on the British isles still spoke a Western Germanic tongue though, close to Dutch and other low German dialects. Northern Germanic languages were further removed. Doesn't really matter today though, English is so heavily "soaked" with French that it's unintelligible anyway.

  • @NoName-gs9mb
    @NoName-gs9mb 5 лет назад +1940

    *Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz*
    _a 63-letter long title of a law regulating the labelling of beef_

    • @Biboline1
      @Biboline1 5 лет назад +7

      No. Etikettieren /= testing.

    • @Isabelle-hv6ny
      @Isabelle-hv6ny 5 лет назад

      @Niklas 98 Aus welchem Video?

    • @iminsecurebut1215
      @iminsecurebut1215 5 лет назад +1

      The labelling of beef

    • @HerbertHeyduck
      @HerbertHeyduck 5 лет назад +88

      Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänskajütenschlüsselaufbewahrungskasten (78) :-)

    • @hertha7183
      @hertha7183 5 лет назад +4

      No Name Wollte ich auch gerade schreiben😂

  • @LeadingIndicator
    @LeadingIndicator 2 года назад +12

    4:20 … “AND THERE’S AMPLE SCOPE” - - A CLASSY INSULT THAT WENT RIGHT OVER JIMMY’S LITTLE HEAD.

  • @fooferbob9230
    @fooferbob9230 5 лет назад +3678

    Favorite German word: Dingsbums.

    • @monkeuuhah1895
      @monkeuuhah1895 5 лет назад +30

      Haha my favorite english word is thingamajig

    • @cenlilith8308
      @cenlilith8308 5 лет назад +12

      Or Dingedings

    • @monkeuuhah1895
      @monkeuuhah1895 5 лет назад +48

      @@cenlilith8308 bro that doesn't exist😂

    • @1Jasmin
      @1Jasmin 5 лет назад +37

      @@cenlilith8308 it's *Dingens or Dingends

    • @ari3789
      @ari3789 5 лет назад +63

      Foofer Bob dingsdabumsda

  • @preeam108
    @preeam108 5 лет назад +3042

    Ist echt deutlich lustiger wenn man sowohl Englisch als auch Deutsch kann!
    Viele Grüße aus der Domstadt Leute!

    • @Elchmaedchen
      @Elchmaedchen 5 лет назад +14

      Das Rheinland grüßt zurück. LG aus Bergisch Gladbach

    • @maxschwarz3905
      @maxschwarz3905 5 лет назад +14

      Grüße aus dem kleinen Bonn im Süden xD

    • @Elchmaedchen
      @Elchmaedchen 5 лет назад +4

      @@maxschwarz3905 Bonn... Bonn... Nie gehört 😉
      Ist es bei Euch auch so bitter kalt?

    • @preeam108
      @preeam108 5 лет назад +1

      @@maxschwarz3905 Grüsse zurück Nachbar !

    • @luvyuuu2811
      @luvyuuu2811 5 лет назад +16

      Kölle 🎉

  • @amirroslan2545
    @amirroslan2545 5 лет назад +1392

    Title: German
    Germans at the comment section: *BLITZKRIEG*

    • @miss_xenia_
      @miss_xenia_ 5 лет назад +20

      Why does every comment in English also have to be by Germans? 😂🙈 How I can tell? Literal translations = preposition and false friends verbs everywhere 😂

    • @amirroslan2545
      @amirroslan2545 5 лет назад +3

      @@miss_xenia_ english used to be my 2nd language but now im studying in germany and now i always mixed up my german grammar with the English one 😩😂

  • @Vi_Renders
    @Vi_Renders 2 года назад +11

    I love that even knowing a tiny bit of German helped figure out the chimney sweep one just because it had meister in it

  • @maike3903
    @maike3903 5 лет назад +28195

    Wenn man Deutsch versteht, ist das Video wesentlich witziger😂

  • @Suraciz
    @Suraciz 5 лет назад +4894

    You want long German words?
    How about: Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung

    • @TvojaMAMA77
      @TvojaMAMA77 5 лет назад +54

      And what does that mean? 😂

    • @hanshuckebein6260
      @hanshuckebein6260 5 лет назад +451

      @@TvojaMAMA77 It was a regulation. The meaning in english would be: Regulation on the Delegation of Authority Concerning Land Conveyance Permissions

    • @Maya-cy9ru
      @Maya-cy9ru 5 лет назад +364

      Its funny how, when you know German that word makes complete sense and you can read it with no problem, tho I wanna see the reactions of other people...😂😂

    • @Lady_of_Winds
      @Lady_of_Winds 5 лет назад +77

      LONGER LONGER LONGER!!! 😂😂😂

    • @breadsotrue
      @breadsotrue 5 лет назад +154

      Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is also gorgeous

  • @YodaJediMaster666
    @YodaJediMaster666 5 лет назад +2788

    German language, difficult language: Because even the smallest mistake is enough to create a big problem:
    Jetzt im Frühling hört man überall die Geräusche von Vögeln.
    And...
    Jetzt im Frühling hört man überall die Geräusche vom Vögeln.

    • @martinodenthal2324
      @martinodenthal2324 5 лет назад +303

      The moment when you believe you are in total Waldeinsamkeit and suddenly hear the latter ;-)

    • @xaquawolf646
      @xaquawolf646 5 лет назад +55

      Big ooof

    • @MrsRocketCat
      @MrsRocketCat 5 лет назад +26

      Ooof

    • @b1en3rt89
      @b1en3rt89 5 лет назад +463

      Or:
      Sie ist gut zu Vögeln.
      And:
      Sie ist gut zu vögeln.
      Know the difference!

    • @jandotsch9072
      @jandotsch9072 5 лет назад +351

      Ja ja, wie ein einziger Buchstabendreher den ganzen Satz urinieren kann

  • @raheenayab5539
    @raheenayab5539 Год назад +12

    Every moment Christoph Waltz is on screen is just such a pleasure

  • @emalinu
    @emalinu 5 лет назад +4615

    Ah, english videos with the word "german" in it, a place where the comments are 99% german.
    *ok was auch immer, es ist viel witziger wenn man deutsch ist*

    • @herobald6782
      @herobald6782 5 лет назад +180

      Ich lege mein Handtuch auf diesen Kommentar das ist jetzt offiziell mein Kommentar

    • @frommerjacob1585
      @frommerjacob1585 5 лет назад +86

      @@herobald6782 ich als weißsockiger Sandalenträger respektiere das Handtuch.

    • @lukaszwing5692
      @lukaszwing5692 5 лет назад +25

      Es gehört nur dir, wenn das Handtuch darüber liegt!

    • @heri_bolanos
      @heri_bolanos 5 лет назад +11

      Y de repente, un comentario salvaje en español aparece 😂

    • @emalinu
      @emalinu 5 лет назад +8

      @@heri_bolanos holy fuck-

  • @alexolotl124
    @alexolotl124 4 года назад +2615

    German in title:
    Comment section: *Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit intensifies*

    • @asax3601
      @asax3601 4 года назад +47

      Für das Deutsche Vaterland 😌

    • @maryeckberger5758
      @maryeckberger5758 4 года назад +19

      Wir sollten alle danach streben 😉

    • @cla1
      @cla1 4 года назад +19

      @@maryeckberger5758 brüderlich mit Herz und hand❤️✋

    • @lucaillgen1248
      @lucaillgen1248 3 года назад +3

      @ Falschw Strophe...

    • @lucaillgen1248
      @lucaillgen1248 3 года назад +1

      @@cla1 Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit

  • @lorbentang8884
    @lorbentang8884 4 года назад +9693

    Kann irgendjemand Christoph Waltz dafür gratulieren, dass er sich tatsächlich ziemlich gute multiple choice Antworten überlegt hat?

    • @TheNuggzt3r
      @TheNuggzt3r 4 года назад +232

      Fraglich ob er sich überhaupt etwas davon überlegt hat^^

    • @LEonard-eu4ne
      @LEonard-eu4ne 4 года назад +15

      Lack_Trichterlin G das ist mein Onkel:)

    • @lyvcs5649
      @lyvcs5649 4 года назад +5

      Lack_Trichterlin G 😂😂

    • @turbochrist
      @turbochrist 4 года назад +14

      Ich auch liebe apfelstrudel!

    • @lyvcs5649
      @lyvcs5649 4 года назад +16

      Wilburious Schön für dich..

  • @damienspawn2719
    @damienspawn2719 2 года назад +22

    I'm not really a fan of the tonight show, but this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
    Almost cried laughing.
    Good show!

  • @moonlightcaroline2423
    @moonlightcaroline2423 5 лет назад +4752

    As a German these words don’t even seem THAT long 😂

    • @mikele6435
      @mikele6435 5 лет назад +237

      Heizölrückstoßabdämpfung. Every letter only appears once

    • @HugoPhantoon
      @HugoPhantoon 5 лет назад +44

      Since you're german maybe you can tell me because I was soooo curious, is there a word for a person that looks pretty from behind but not from the front? I would love to know. Thanks

    • @SabrinaChach
      @SabrinaChach 5 лет назад +82

      @@HugoPhantoon As a Native German, I wouldn´t say so...but I have also never heard of Waldeinsamkeit

    • @SabrinaChach
      @SabrinaChach 5 лет назад +3

      That´s true..especially Sitzpinkler

    • @gudeschorle3805
      @gudeschorle3805 5 лет назад +32

      @@HugoPhantoon I just googled it and apparently the Japanese have a word for that. "Bakkushan"

  • @Saisai-ze8ys
    @Saisai-ze8ys 5 лет назад +1040

    Did you watch the Super bowl?
    - "Super what?"

    • @jensk4198
      @jensk4198 5 лет назад +30

      Champions-League-Finale 2019 is the real big Final ;) 1st June Madrid.

    • @MobPsycho-lf4lc
      @MobPsycho-lf4lc 5 лет назад +13

      Niemand interessiert sich über "football" bis auf euch amis

    • @kidosou13
      @kidosou13 5 лет назад +3

      @@MobPsycho-lf4lc naja Fußball ist kindergarten guckst nen Italiener an er fällt weinend zu boden und verlangt das mama mit dem nudelholz den bösen typen verhaut

    • @mustafafener33
      @mustafafener33 5 лет назад +1

      @@kidosou13 Deshalb trägt man beim football so viel Schutz

    • @kidosou13
      @kidosou13 5 лет назад +1

      @@mustafafener33 Deshalb ist Rugby spannender :p

  • @Morgan_Black
    @Morgan_Black 5 лет назад +1247

    Jeder Deutsche kennt es, ich sage diesen Satz täglich mindestens 15 Mal:
    Der Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister, der allgemein als Sitzpinkler bekannt ist, verspürt auf seinem Arbeitsweg gern Waldeinsamkeit.
    Totale Alltagsworte.

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 5 лет назад +15

      Hat ja keiner behauptet, dass das Alltagswörter sind. Nur, weil sie nicht oder kaum benutzt werden, heisst das nicht, dass es keine deutschen Wörter sind. Sitzpinkler war zumindest mal in Mode, daran kann ich mich noch gut erinnern. Den Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister wirst du vermutlich in irgendwelchen Protokollen finden - Beamtendeutsch halt. Und die Waldeinsamkeit ist heute nicht mehr so gefragt, war aber früher wichtiger Teil diverser Religionen:
      de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldeinsamkeit

    • @Tinamar65
      @Tinamar65 5 лет назад

      Morgan Black LOL 😝

    • @diekasten7110
      @diekasten7110 5 лет назад +2

      @@nedflanders8317 die Bezirke gibt es immer noch, der Kunde kann den Schornsteinfeger nur für freie Tätigkeiten wechseln (kehren, messen, Gashausschau usw.)
      Yeah ich kann mal Fachwissen einbringen.

    • @metalfoundsgermany3726
      @metalfoundsgermany3726 5 лет назад +3

      Mein Vater ist im Berlin lustigerweise echt Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister, deswegen joa für den einen oder anderen schon n Alltagswort

    • @NSA.Monitored.Device
      @NSA.Monitored.Device 5 лет назад +2

      Für Hauseigentümer ist Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister durchaus kein so unübliches Wort. Liest man mindestens einmal im Jahr - wenn die Rechnung kommt...

  • @oldpain7625
    @oldpain7625 2 года назад +3

    Waltz is Austrian and has fun with American talkshows in very clever ways. I'm not sure if he lives here or not, but I'm always happy to see him in our (🇺🇸) media.
    Jimmy was a great sport.

  • @Manuelaorginal
    @Manuelaorginal 4 года назад +2303

    Mein Lieblingswort: Einkommensteuerdurchführungsverordung. So German so beautiful

    • @Keule
      @Keule 4 года назад +142

      na Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
      kann es toppen :D

    • @Z0md1
      @Z0md1 4 года назад +14

      @@Keule dies gibt es ja aber leider nichtmehr soviel ich weiß

    • @Keule
      @Keule 4 года назад +5

      @@Z0md1 oh ok :) man lernt nie aus - Danke :D

    • @Z0md1
      @Z0md1 4 года назад +2

      @@Keule ich bin mir nicht sicher, aber ich habe irgendwo gehört das es umbenannt oder abgeschafft wurde oder sowas. :)

    • @CMP86
      @CMP86 4 года назад +14

      @@Keule what about tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen?

  • @ifwogj
    @ifwogj 4 года назад +1897

    Legenden besagen, dass der Algorithmus das auch im Jahr 2021 in Deutschland vorschlagen wird

  • @hansgockel5684
    @hansgockel5684 5 лет назад +3853

    Absolut random hier gelandet und plötzlich seh ich nur deutsche Kommentare 😂

    • @violanettling2117
      @violanettling2117 5 лет назад +6

      Geht mir genau so.

    • @Juzuya_cos
      @Juzuya_cos 5 лет назад +1

      Ja is so 😂

    • @millimilli6
      @millimilli6 5 лет назад +2

      Hans Gockel me too

    • @volume9164
      @volume9164 5 лет назад +1

      Hans Gockel same😂😂

    • @iVan-mf6wm
      @iVan-mf6wm 5 лет назад +2

      Deswegen hinterlasse ich meinen Kommentar auf Ukrainisch: дідько, до чого файне відео!

  • @zer0sixx
    @zer0sixx Год назад +2

    Christoph Waltz is a extremly underrated actor, truely one of the greatest actors! Love him

  • @dearmakeupdiary
    @dearmakeupdiary 5 лет назад +2841

    I love this man! He’s so witty and weird and that is amazingly attractive.

    • @BestExperiments
      @BestExperiments 5 лет назад +6

      Best man 😍😍😎

    • @Elbarto150
      @Elbarto150 5 лет назад +21

      Agreed, Christoph is awesome

    • @jempski7926
      @jempski7926 5 лет назад +13

      You wear too much makeup stop hiding your face

    • @sunshinemishasmommy5352
      @sunshinemishasmommy5352 5 лет назад +20

      I agree..he is a bit strange,but that just adds to his charm IMO 😊

    • @dearmakeupdiary
      @dearmakeupdiary 5 лет назад +75

      Jemp Ski mind your own business

  • @HaydenLau.
    @HaydenLau. 5 лет назад +565

    I know nothing about football nor do I care to find out.
    I just like Christoph waltz 100x more

    • @MrRoztoc
      @MrRoztoc 5 лет назад +8

      He said that about American football to be clear.

    • @eharper7
      @eharper7 5 лет назад

      Yeah, that's me. I just have my Bama pride for my dad and grandma. I always just get the scores from my dad and do a silent happy dance. 😂😂😂👌

  • @jeremyvonderruhr9863
    @jeremyvonderruhr9863 5 лет назад +3972

    Alle nicht-deutsch-sprecher verspüren in dieser Kommentarsektion "Waldeinsamkeit"
    Edit: Woah, so viele Likes. :D Ich grüße alle, die diesen Satz verstehen können.

    • @mistym0rning
      @mistym0rning 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Hupspasst
      @Hupspasst 5 лет назад +13

      Ich bekomm das Gefühl imemr wenn ich aufm Weg zur Arbeit durchn Wald laufe, wunderschön.

    • @evangeliar.7600
      @evangeliar.7600 5 лет назад +1

      Ich kann deutsch und ich spüre dies immer😂

    • @tiktokanimals6935
      @tiktokanimals6935 5 лет назад

      Vielleicht nicht

    • @suzannerichardson5092
      @suzannerichardson5092 5 лет назад +4

      64metalheart I figured them out the same way. I knew Wald was a forest because of Black Forest gateau - Schwarzwälde Kirschtorte

  • @kenjitheinvincible
    @kenjitheinvincible 8 месяцев назад +3

    Waltz talk and act with that great (and a little bit scary) presence and sarcasm of Hans Landa, i can't look at him and think about any other character besides Landa.

  • @Sarazar
    @Sarazar 5 лет назад +5057

    Waltz is einfach cool :)

    • @sarius363
      @sarius363 5 лет назад +19

      Sarazar Aber sowas von :) Hallo Sarazar 🤙🏻 Grüße aus München

    • @masterofpuppets1990
      @masterofpuppets1990 5 лет назад +7

      Wuhuuu Sarazar is auch hier 😎💪 grüße aus Ostösterreich

    • @lioloewe52
      @lioloewe52 5 лет назад +2

      Sarazar moin auch hier aber mal relativ wenig Likes

    • @nicii179
      @nicii179 5 лет назад +1

      waltz is mega :D macht immer spaß ihm zuzuschauen

    • @melli3092
      @melli3092 5 лет назад +5

      Du hier? XD

  • @vaskogeorgiev5849
    @vaskogeorgiev5849 5 лет назад +1894

    Die Reaktion von Waltz. Als wäre das Wort gerade Vergewaltigt worden.
    1:50 😂😂

  • @cartagenamariel7503
    @cartagenamariel7503 5 лет назад +1546

    "Super what??" hahahahahahahahahahaha ich liebe dich Christoph Waltz.

    • @emmanuela.c.544
      @emmanuela.c.544 5 лет назад +10

      Hahahahaha super bowl? What? More like SUPER EGAL.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 лет назад +1

      Ich liebe uns.

    • @mexobeat9895
      @mexobeat9895 5 лет назад +2

      Ein durchweg charismatischer Mann

    • @HOBBYTONY600
      @HOBBYTONY600 5 лет назад +2

      wie hohl muss man sein um das lustig zu finden.

  • @cid7535
    @cid7535 Год назад +5

    The reason I love German Language : we have a word for everything and we can easily make new words by just putting words together

  • @laracharlizeb
    @laracharlizeb 4 года назад +2484

    80% of the people in the comments: German people who are loving this video
    The other 20%: Confused americans😂

    • @larawabsie
      @larawabsie 4 года назад +66

      More like~
      15%: Confused Americans
      The other 5%: Bilinguals trying to figure out what people are saying
      (I’m British learning German)

    • @diestimmeausdemnichts349
      @diestimmeausdemnichts349 4 года назад +50

      I'm German and I have to say that I never used any of these words before😂
      I never heard of the Word "Waldeinsamkeit" before😂

    • @timh6792
      @timh6792 4 года назад +14

      Die Stimme aus dem Nichts I couldn’t tell that your a German. Die Stimme aus dem nichts sounds very American, du rotzlöffel

    • @diestimmeausdemnichts349
      @diestimmeausdemnichts349 4 года назад +1

      @@timh6792 Genauer: Franke
      Du Daml 😂

    • @MissSladousek
      @MissSladousek 4 года назад +2

      Im Czech and Im just enjoying this 😂

  • @duxnihilo
    @duxnihilo 5 лет назад +4772

    _Sir, the Germans have successfully annexed the comment section_

    • @reyzacy6205
      @reyzacy6205 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 5 лет назад +11

      Tja

    • @sgtdanny69148
      @sgtdanny69148 5 лет назад

      I am a Jelly Doughnut!!!!

    • @james64ibm
      @james64ibm 5 лет назад +13

      I hate to break it to you, but I'm German as well. You are now annexed as well. Don't try to resist, perpetrators will be shot or worse. DIES IST EIN BEFEHL!!!

    • @therealtruth9502
      @therealtruth9502 5 лет назад

      What is Israel doing today????

  • @chrismar8964
    @chrismar8964 4 года назад +543

    German in the title:
    Auf gehts ihr Lausbuben, lasst den Schabernack beginnen!
    Landjäger und Gesetzestexte!

    • @timh6792
      @timh6792 4 года назад +6

      Only a German Guy Ach komm, hör mir doch auf. Wir alle stehen zu unser‘m deutschen Vaterland. Stimmt‘s Männer?

    • @LadyJani
      @LadyJani 4 года назад +2

      Kein Muttersprachler

    • @Strafprozessordnung
      @Strafprozessordnung 4 года назад +1

      @Only a German Guy Allman? Wir sind leider keine Raumfahrtnation, oder meinst du vielleicht Alman.

  • @sagarhabib4037
    @sagarhabib4037 2 года назад +7

    It's very difficult to unsee Hans Landa in his mannerisms

  • @shnoops7759
    @shnoops7759 3 года назад +740

    Germans: "I'm sorry I'm bad at English"
    also germans: "you see, it's the experience of wandering alone in the forest and being overcome with a sense of woodland solitude"

    • @FCBtubi
      @FCBtubi 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @vhschorizo5735
      @vhschorizo5735 2 года назад +11

      Yes but he's Austrian

    • @DanDanai1
      @DanDanai1 2 года назад +22

      @@vhschorizo5735 His mother is Austrian, but his father is German. He has held the German nationality for most of his life. The Austrian nationality only since 2010.

    • @vhschorizo5735
      @vhschorizo5735 2 года назад +4

      @@DanDanai1 He talks Austrian

    • @DanDanai1
      @DanDanai1 2 года назад +5

      @@vhschorizo5735 He uses both, Austrian and hochdeutsch….
      ruclips.net/video/z-aSUEN-sXQ/видео.html

  • @EkaitzIturbeltz
    @EkaitzIturbeltz 4 года назад +1944

    Being the sole French here, I feel a sudden urge to surrender

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 4 года назад +133

      Here's your flag camarade 🏳

    • @camillealves6400
      @camillealves6400 4 года назад +44

      underrated comment

    • @Freiya2011
      @Freiya2011 4 года назад +9

      Please don't! 😁 It would be a pity to exchange French baguette or croissants against American white bread or German sourdough-rye-bread! And French wine is so MUCH better...😉😂😍. And the fuss about meals, and the cheese, ... no, please don't!❤

    • @Freiya2011
      @Freiya2011 4 года назад +5

      @Ttwo Dear Tito, between "Belgischer Brocken" and "Pumpernickel", "Seelen" and "Hörnchen" are huge differences. So which of the German bread varieties do you want me "not to insult"? 😂 It is a matter of taste. And French baguette and French Croissant (not the stuff they sell in Germany, the original stuff!) are delicious. Btw I'm German myself. But I don't want ANYBODY to feel small or endangered. That is why I made that - humorous - remark! Everybody, every nation, every cuisine has it's specialties. Let's enjoy that variety! Have a nice day!

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 4 года назад

      Moi aussi, j'en suis MAIS je suis surtout là pour réviser mon allemand.

  • @unicorntrash5965
    @unicorntrash5965 5 лет назад +1046

    Me, a Dutch person who is being taught German in school: **christopher says the first two words** “wow I understood that “
    **christopher says the last word**
    “Never mind”

    • @n0a.b0a
      @n0a.b0a 5 лет назад +15

      I can read Dutch cuz it's similar to english and german but cant understand a thing when I hear people speak it 😂

    • @ambern3659
      @ambern3659 5 лет назад +4

      @@n0a.b0a dus je weet wat dit betekend😂

    • @n0a.b0a
      @n0a.b0a 5 лет назад +14

      @@ambern3659 umm turns out I can only sometimes read Dutch... 😅

    • @n0a.b0a
      @n0a.b0a 5 лет назад +6

      @@ambern3659 did u say "do you know what this means"? Or am I totally off

    • @ambern3659
      @ambern3659 5 лет назад +4

      @@n0a.b0a yes👏🏻 bravo goed bezig😂

  • @austindurham5736
    @austindurham5736 Год назад +4

    I cant unsee him as hans landa lol hes hans landa forever too me

  • @justanotherhotguy
    @justanotherhotguy 4 года назад +1582

    Him: Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister
    Them: Longer!
    Me: Donaudampfschiffskapitänkajutenschlüßelloch
    Them: Longer!
    Me: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

  • @lumgs2009
    @lumgs2009 4 года назад +1135

    The funniest and most German word I've ever learned in German is "Käsefuss", which means "stinky feet". But it literally translates "cheese foot" 😂😂😂😂 Love it!

    • @totochanel2251
      @totochanel2251 4 года назад +21

      Probably it refers to some smelly type of cheese LOL🤣🤣

    • @MrRoztoc
      @MrRoztoc 4 года назад +41

      @@totochanel2251 Sure it does!
      That's the origin of the word.

    • @hichemdahi5370
      @hichemdahi5370 4 года назад +22

      Triggered french people

    • @martinfranzer2254
      @martinfranzer2254 4 года назад +48

      You know about "Arschgeige"? It's a loser, but literally an ass violin.

    • @oddcam
      @oddcam 4 года назад +72

      German also has a lot of words which are super lazily put together. They are just „stuff“ with an abstract term prefixed. „Plane“ is „Flugzeug“ which literally translates into „fly stuff“. Or „lighter“ is „Feuerzeug“ (fire stuff).

  • @tabskoli
    @tabskoli 4 года назад +2080

    German in the title *exists*
    Germans: UnSEr REicH
    Phillip Amthor: SO gEnuG ScHABerNacK

    • @noahg.6475
      @noahg.6475 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 4 года назад +9

      Me: why is nearly every YT comment a meaningless mini-dialogue?

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 4 года назад +1

      F Bordewijk for the most likes you need to get a joke understood by everyone

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 4 года назад +1

      @@checkcommentsfirst3335 The theory seems correct, but the joke isn't there.

    • @jw4390
      @jw4390 4 года назад +3

      Plot twist he's Austrian

  • @DarkMatterBurrito
    @DarkMatterBurrito 6 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite long German words that I remember from high school German classes: Sicherheitmaßnahmen, Jugendherbergsausweise, and Straßenbahnhaltestelle.

  • @lizzys8014
    @lizzys8014 5 лет назад +5750

    Wie auf einmal 1000 deutsche Kommentare unter einem Video aus den USA sind😂

    • @a.h.2460
      @a.h.2460 5 лет назад +35

      Liegt wohl daran, weil die Deutsche oft Minderwertigkeitskomplexe haben und es dann mal "cool" finden, wenn im Ausland groß über deren z.B. Sprache gesprochen wird. Ist ja auch kein Wunder, wir leben zwar in einem der stärksten Länder der Welt überhaupt, die ganze Welt schrämt von Deutschland und deren Kultur, aber in den Medien und teilweise der Politik wird uns viel zu oft eingebläut, dass es uns ja doch nicht so gut geht. Der Wirtschaftsboom wird ja auch bald vorbei sein, die Straße sind alle zu grottenschlecht und, und, und. Dann sollten man eben vielleicht mal z.B. wie hier mal in die USA gehen, dann wird man auch schnell merken, in was für einem Schlaraffenland wir leben!

    • @lizzys8014
      @lizzys8014 5 лет назад +12

      @@a.h.2460 Ja, es geht uns sehr, seht gut hier in Deutschland. Wenn da mal auf die Lage in anderen Ländern schaut stockt einem schon der Atem...

    • @georgkurzweil654
      @georgkurzweil654 5 лет назад +10

      er is österreicher

    • @sainte2579
      @sainte2579 5 лет назад +4

      Hihi wir sind überall.

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 5 лет назад +6

      Wir sind einfach überall auf RUclips zu finden. Viele wahrscheinlich (so wie ich) aus dem einfachen Grund, dass deutsche Kommentarsektionen oft zum kotzen sind - oder zumindest hab ich das Pech und klicke fast nur auf deutsche Videos mit solchen Kommentaren.
      Oder das ist unser geheimer Plan die Welt zu erobern: Überall zuhören, damit unser Staat alle Informationen bekommt um einen verheerenden politischen oder ökologischen Erstschlag zu setzen und die Welt so zu erobern ;)

  • @Emi-ol3kl
    @Emi-ol3kl 4 года назад +2513

    Nobody:
    Germans: GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGSVERORDNUNG
    (That word actually exists)

    • @RalfBlees
      @RalfBlees 4 года назад +46

      Yusuke Maestro but not in caps ...

    • @newdarkneoss3985
      @newdarkneoss3985 4 года назад +247

      The nice part is as a german you will instantly know what it means even if its the first time.

    • @flortrupp
      @flortrupp 4 года назад

      @@newdarkneoss3985 nope

    • @newdarkneoss3985
      @newdarkneoss3985 4 года назад +59

      @@flortrupp then i am sorry that you cant read

    • @flortrupp
      @flortrupp 4 года назад +23

      @@newdarkneoss3985 also ich müsste googlen um rauszufinden was die entsprechende beamtendeutsche Verordnung bedeutet. Denn das erklärt sich nicht aus dem Titel. Das einzige was man ohne Vorwissen sicher weiß ist, dass es eine Verordnung ist und etwas mit Grundstücken zu tun hat. Die restlichen Worte lassen verschiedene Varianten zu wie genau die Grundstücke betroffen sind.

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 4 года назад +415

    Christoph: Sitzpinkler
    Jimmy: Sit-pincher?
    Christoph: :-I

    • @tonilou
      @tonilou 4 года назад

      Se pincha?

  • @danielgarcia40544
    @danielgarcia40544 Год назад +2

    One of my favorites actors ever

  • @zuhibsparadoxzon
    @zuhibsparadoxzon 5 лет назад +13888

    Nobody:
    Germans: Hippity Hoppity this comment section is now my property

    • @filzhut6234
      @filzhut6234 5 лет назад +791

      I think you meant...
      LEBENSRAUM

    • @Gashahn24
      @Gashahn24 5 лет назад +96

      OUR property. :)

    • @Noteasybeingwheezy
      @Noteasybeingwheezy 5 лет назад +63

      Germanboyer
      Well we have history with that ..

    • @sketchy5085
      @sketchy5085 5 лет назад +66

      U know we have talent for conquering stuff lol

    • @midascomment1658
      @midascomment1658 5 лет назад +17

      @@sketchy5085 oh no.. dont

  • @LAURA-zv7dn
    @LAURA-zv7dn 5 лет назад +7716

    Beschreiben Sie die deutsche Sprache:
    Umfahren ist das Gegenteil von umfahren.

    • @dot.1885
      @dot.1885 5 лет назад +35

      Laura 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leonie364.
      @leonie364. 5 лет назад +405

      Haare wachsen lassen ist das Gegenteil von Haare wachsen lassen😂

    • @jesuschrist03
      @jesuschrist03 5 лет назад +18

      Omg alter

    • @markuseberhardt888
      @markuseberhardt888 5 лет назад +303

      Morgens heißt es das korn und der weizen aber abends der korn und das weizen

    • @LAURA-zv7dn
      @LAURA-zv7dn 5 лет назад +14

      @@markuseberhardt888 Hahahahaha

  • @bigsai4472
    @bigsai4472 5 лет назад +1483

    Ich bin sehr froh, dass ich das Privileg bekam, Deutsch zu lernen es war ein wenig schwierig zu merken, aber nach einer Weile fängt man an, den Dreh raus zu bekommen.

    • @ThorbenHendrik89
      @ThorbenHendrik89 5 лет назад +230

      "den Dreh raus zu bekommen", Respekt!

    • @Meganova1994
      @Meganova1994 5 лет назад +55

      Very good 😁

    • @jonastheil6154
      @jonastheil6154 5 лет назад +13

      The nouns like Privileg, Weile and Dreh need need to be started with a big letter

    • @BerlinerSkill
      @BerlinerSkill 5 лет назад +48

      Ich mag Züge

    • @8y73
      @8y73 5 лет назад +138

      Grammatikalisch nicht ganz korrekt, aber immernoch besser als viele Deutsche hier ;)

  • @ire1398
    @ire1398 3 года назад +8

    “Meister” is always a person.

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy 5 лет назад +91

    His performance in Inglorious Bastards is single handily one of the all time best villain performances, and one of my favorite performances in general. Him and Tarantino are magic.

  • @AmyHarripersad
    @AmyHarripersad 5 лет назад +7969

    I know nothing about football nor do I care to know - says everyone who lives outside of USA 😂

    • @elias3212
      @elias3212 5 лет назад +41

      Thats not right i live in austria and play american football

    • @przemeks2317
      @przemeks2317 5 лет назад +624

      Noone outside the US calls a game you play mostly using your hands football

    • @Bakoska
      @Bakoska 5 лет назад +26

      @@przemeks2317 well they are usin most time hands and also that ball is not a ball, they call it with some another name...

    • @philpalmer8044
      @philpalmer8044 5 лет назад +168

      @@przemeks2317 Absolutely. Here in the UK, football is football.

    • @ozkir4623
      @ozkir4623 5 лет назад +225

      Because it is not football to the rest of the world. 300 million people define it as football and the rest 7 billion don't, and that 300 million cannot comprehend why not 😂😂

  • @GunnarKaiserTV
    @GunnarKaiserTV 5 лет назад +1085

    Er hat einen fast so schönen Akzent wie Werner Herzog.

  • @Philaleth89
    @Philaleth89 3 года назад +7

    Die US Leute sind so leicht zu unterhalten. Irgendwie ist das süß 😆

  • @l.a.i.2328
    @l.a.i.2328 5 лет назад +2270

    Für alle Nicht-Deutschsprachigen, die in den Kommentaren nichts verstehen. Wir haben ein neues Wort für euch:
    #Kommentarsektionsspracheinsamkeit

    • @aaronschmidt5372
      @aaronschmidt5372 5 лет назад +39

      Haha, das hat mir den Tag versüßt. :D

    • @sanhill811
      @sanhill811 5 лет назад +78

      Du wendest dich auf Deutsch an Leute, die kein Deutsch verstehen?
      Ist das ein Meta-Witz für Deutschsprachler?

    • @modestospedestrios7819
      @modestospedestrios7819 5 лет назад +7

      *#Kommentarsektionsspracheneinsamkeit :)

    • @m0rla_
      @m0rla_ 5 лет назад +15

      Sektion ist hier ein Anglizismus. Es sollte durch "Bereich" ersetzt werden. Aber der Hashtag ist trotzdem ein nettes Kompositum (ja, das Wort hat eine lateinische Wurzel).

    • @Mica_T
      @Mica_T 5 лет назад +7

      We need more words like that in english xD

  • @timh6792
    @timh6792 5 лет назад +14500

    Am I the only American here??
    HAHA VERARSCHT, natürlich bin ich Deutscher

    • @reportagenalex
      @reportagenalex 5 лет назад +80

      Haha

    • @Maik_Budweg
      @Maik_Budweg 5 лет назад +153

      It seems so :) But I have to smile about myself as German.

    • @tayfun8444
      @tayfun8444 5 лет назад +379

      Vielleicht bist du gar nicht Deutscher sondern Manuel Neuer!

    • @socceri4everzocktgames.59
      @socceri4everzocktgames.59 5 лет назад +11

      Tay Fun reklamier arm

    • @tayfun8444
      @tayfun8444 5 лет назад +4

      @@socceri4everzocktgames.59 Häh?

  • @BenjiCh
    @BenjiCh 5 лет назад +4917

    Just an English comment passing by.
    Just joking. Hallo aus der Schweiz!

    • @AlexCio
      @AlexCio 5 лет назад +65

      Benji.ch grüsse von drüber aus Deutschland ^^

    • @everytimecomedy
      @everytimecomedy 5 лет назад +47

      Grüezi!

    • @xseriouzx4664
      @xseriouzx4664 5 лет назад +30

      Made my day 😂 auf deutsch: hab mir in die Hose gepisst vor lachen 😂😂😂😂

    • @MersonSteve
      @MersonSteve 5 лет назад +5

      Au vo Züri ?

    • @BenjiCh
      @BenjiCh 5 лет назад

      @@MersonSteve Biz östlich devo

  • @Eggy79
    @Eggy79 2 года назад +1

    You could hear the fear in Jimmy's voice when Cristoph said "I sit here, you sit there"
    LOL