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The insanity known as a Chick Tract. Jack Chick was a super-fundamentalist Christian who wrote little pamphlets about an alternate universe where nobody knows about Jesus unless they're specifically told; the only thing that matters is preaching about Jesus (don't actually _do_ anything to help people); making amends for wrongdoing isn't necessary after finding Jesus, and bad people are really obvious because they're always sweaty. Among other peculiarities.
15:38 "Lord Jesus, what shall I do?" "YELL AT HIM!" So just do the thing that not gagged kidnapped people would be doing anyway? Gee...thanks! Not going to do an APB for the driver, the car, and its license? Useless freaking demigod.
🎶 IT'S THE BIBLE RELOADED LOGIC EXPLODED IT'S LIKE JESUS AND MOSES BUT WITH ACTUAL JAKE🎶
Perfection
🎶 THE BIBLE IS JADED 🎶
I burst out in laughter after Jake called lacerated Christ on the cross "Hamburger Jesus" 🤣
The one I remember from my early atheist days was Holy Lasagna.
You're a riot. I love being a part of the Corn family.
Ngl, I missed you doing these.
YAY I MISSED THESE i’m so glad you’re doing this again
New Chick Tract? No this can't be, I must be dreaming! Oh my god!
I miss these episodes ❤
Lmao I’m only a minute in and I’m hooked. The voice acting. 😂 edit* why Carter look like OJ? Does anyone have the link to this comic?
Oh shit!
Please bring back the Bible reloaded theme for this stuff.
Yes... more of this please.
3:23 I think the cop needs like a Liam Neeson voice.
This is some classic Jake action right here. Love it!
Chick tracts proving Catholic guilt has nothing on evangelicals…everything
DUDE WHAT?!
[Edit: by the way nice patch]
AUSTIN 3:16 Says I just whooped your ass!
Edit- spelling
*Austin 3:16
WHAT?!?!
You should have guests come in again and read with you
QAA podcast has followed the madness of Caviezel in some depth, I highly recommend it.
holy shit ....
Mickey Mouse isn't what I remembered.
Prior!😠
Conservatives are weird
Back to your roots, eh?
God is good and the devil is evil
God isn't real and the devil isn't real. Grow up.
@@poigntless God and the devil are real fool
@@PaulYates-nf7vx That's cute. Hey, just curious, roughly how old do you think the Earth is? And about what shape?
@@poigntless I don't know how old it is
@@poigntless the Earth is round
Its wild to think that the Greg episode went on to be the most iconic
Haha yeah. He also said the most smug shit I've ever hear him say in the beginning of that; "They know who the fuck I am"
...did Jack Chick ghostwrite Taken? 😅
23 Skidoo!! That was my favorite too.
The "fresh lil piggy" drop was so nasty but so well timed.
Glad to see these are making a come back!
Omgomgomg another chick track!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Well that was a little more cringe than usual, even for a chick tract
i beat spiderman ps4 listening to these. the vibes
Blood magic Jake
I don’t know what he’s reading
The insanity known as a Chick Tract. Jack Chick was a super-fundamentalist Christian who wrote little pamphlets about an alternate universe where nobody knows about Jesus unless they're specifically told; the only thing that matters is preaching about Jesus (don't actually _do_ anything to help people); making amends for wrongdoing isn't necessary after finding Jesus, and bad people are really obvious because they're always sweaty. Among other peculiarities.
Please make this a regular feature. I miss these.
More plz
15:38 "Lord Jesus, what shall I do?"
"YELL AT HIM!"
So just do the thing that not gagged kidnapped people would be doing anyway? Gee...thanks! Not going to do an APB for the driver, the car, and its license? Useless freaking demigod.