true, the 1st ruler is the only ruler I play as usually. Trying to get the Hastiluder achievments now so I'll have to change that though. These mfs are barely doing any tournaments so I cant lvl my shit to max.
True ending: You smash your mouse because the 11 year liberty war was called off because the leader died (You are in 4 years debt, the mercs expire in a month and you have 4 sons)
I've had that happen before in an ironman game I really should've quit years ago but I felt like I had already sunk way too much into the war to back out
You forgot the "through a quirk of the game mechanics your second son was given the much more powerful half of your country and immediately declared war on your player heir at your funeral".
@@jayhuff1776I just disinherit if it’s like a two sons situation and I know I’m going to die usually. If I don’t I try and force elective governments on the lands I care about and say fuck it to the rest lmao
Real Ending: You realise you've been playing for nine hour straight as you see the light coming from the curtains and hear birds singing, you've got to get at work in two hours without sleep!!
@@Basileus1453Ironman is more of an hassle nowadays when you can have achievements without it, chears are quite a bother to enable compared to ck2 and with a bit of discipline you can avoid savescumming
Tragic ending: You are on the verge of forming an Empire title, with the perfect character to build a truly epic nation... only for him to be lobotomised by a random event that ruins everything. (True story. I had a near perfect run of trying to form Russia as the Rurikid dynasty for the achievement, and even had a Learning character who would have reformed our faith and developed our culture to become Feudal way earlier than I expected... but then he got a random danger event where a pot struck him across the head and gave him the "Incapable" trait. RIP Dimitri Rurikid, you were truly one of a kind...)
I literally just formed Sweden (including the danish crown) with Björn Ironside and as soon as I wanted to brag about it to my friend who I was playing with (he was norway), it fell apart to be denmark and a lesser sweden because I had too many sons...
in one of my first runs of the game as munster in ireland, i was STRUGGLING and i finally had gotten a character that I could play well and like 4 years into his reign he fell off a horse, ruined my succesion and i just put the game down for like 2 weeks lol
@@jacksimpsonguitar253In CK2 the only way to disinherit children is forcing them to take the vows, but it has specific requirements for example target character can't be your child with few exceptions that I've forgot.
The absolute best ending: you do not just control the biggest country, your dynasty controls the whole world whilst you do control the territories you like the most, also every barony under the de-jure your title is thriving, even the poorest ones are ahead of the whole world. You’re not just the father of the dynasty of multiple crowns, you’re the emperor above all other, whilst all other are your relatives
Succession ending. All of your progress gets wiped away as you current ruler dies and all their children divide the realm, leaving you exactly were you started
@@StanislavHronek I think it is necessary to be the first heir to the title to appear the option, but I'm not sure about it, neither if you must have a perk. I know there's a way because it appeared to me
It has never happened to me, but since it is a "war against the tyranny of ...", which is usually the response of a vassal who decides to resist arrest or title revocation, I guess it could happen if you try to imprison your heir and then die within the few days it takes for him to respond with a refusal, so that the heir himself becomes the target of his war declaration by inheriting his lieges title. The war should end immediately after that for becoming invalid (which is what happens when you inherit an ongoing war in which you are now both the target and the attacker). I have seen some other funny "split personality" confusions though. Once I had to fight myself in a tournament finale after my opponent was disqualified for cheating (and unfortunately I lost) and once I bravely came to my own rescue to save myself from brigands while travelling through a low control county of my own domain.
To be fair, you can only blame the murder on the Ai, the second one is on you (unless you had tweaked succession so you wouldn't play as your oldest son. And even then, reforming your religion to have entirely unrestricted marriage is on you).
Weird Ending; You've lost the game from having no heir, despite having a child who inherits every title you own. (This is currently happening in a Elder Kings 2 playthrough, idk if it's a glitch or not because the mod hasn't been updated to the newest patch but I KNOW that the child can become an heir from the culture/religions laws)
Sometimes happens when the child that is registered as inheriting your shit is not of your dynasty for some reason. Most common cause? Usually fathering bastards with a woman whom you later marry, since sometimes her children can end up recognized (not inaccurately) as yours as well, and despite being lowborn will nonetheless inherit and thus start new dynasties as soon as they're landed. It's a weird interaction cycle, but that's how it works.
@@maxi1ification the child came from my loins with my wife, or at-least she better be, so she's apart of the dynasty and I have the equal inheritance thing. The problem is, like I said, probably that i'm using an updated ck3 with a non-updated Elder Kings 2 so i'm waiting for the mod to update to play the save again, if that doesn't work it's probably the super outdated 'all governments playable' mod since he is the leader of the Dawnguard
Meanwhile, my run is currently “you reclaimed Normandy, and brought back the Norman’s from extinction, but you opt to instead watch as it crumbles when you chose the road’s ever cruel embrace”
I like to remember the playthroughs where I my dynasty controls an entire continent and my own realm is the size of several modern nation-states, but it's always worth sparing a though for all the playthroughs that got canned because something horrible happened at a stage in the game when it's easier to just start from scratch. I even managed to get a game over once, but it feels like you become exponentially less likely to get those as any given playthrough progresses.
What has happened to me a few times is my ruler of the Byzantine empires lives to 105 year old dies and civil war breaks out with every nation having core to empire.
Depression ending: you rapidly expand and get extremely rich, but 7 simultaneous revolts occurre and shatter your kingdom and place you in 20 years of debt.
The WTF ending: i joined an alliance with a distant kingdom and helped him in the war against his rival only for him to sign a treaty that stripped ME of MY lands...!
A month or so ago I've rewatched Les visiteurs with Jean Reno and Christian Clavier and Iinstantly know what must be done. Next day I've created a 867 French RP campaign with count Godefroy de Montmirail founder of the Montmirail dinasty and somehow move through the centuries I finished it ot 1453 january 1. My last Character was Géreaud the IX'th the Roman Emperor, Montmirail Dinasty had 1200+ members in 60+cadet branches. After a few noble uprising (independence and liberty wars) I took the lands from the nobles and gave them to majors, which transform every county, every duchy to republics. Then the internall warfares are ceased at least which targeted me. The Grand Mayors (Dukes) step by step conquered the Lord Mayors (counts). As an Emperor on the top i was in safe. Then when I reached my vassal limit and start to meke most serene republics (kingdoms) the kings start to conquer the Grand Mayors. The looked like a patchy blanket there werent singular territories of the Kingdoms but patchy vassal republics all around. Metropolitan France (beside the Emperor's 5 county from Champagne (other 5 was in Lombardy)) divide between Ireland, Africa, Volga-Bulgaria, Finnland, Sardinia and Egypt. 🙃
Those damn boars… My perfectly groomed heir inherited the empire at age 22. Went hunting, like what’s the worst thing that could happen? 5% “you die” haha okay… And he did. His single 2yo daughter took over. Hated by everyone for being a baby and a girl, her vassals started attacking almost immediately. Fortunately she had two helpful uncles, and the vassals were also busy attacking poor baby girl’s betrothed (her cousin of course) for similar reasons, so she survived that. Unfortunately, she also had a mean uncle who became regent and had to be bribed with money and land. (How can a baby even do that?) …Anyway this third mean uncle regent, with all the worst traits, at least helped with the uprising. …Then started ruining my baby emperess’ empire. At least we had enough money left for a kiddie party. That’s where I am with the playtrough right now. Mean uncle gotta go once she gets older…
Epic Finale Ending: You made it to 1100 with a impressive Empire that fought everywhere. Your final test is to duel Genghis Kahn to the death and despite the odds you win.
Do an elder kings 2 version of this. Example: you have a 1st born married to another 1st born of another kingdom meaning your grandchild will inherit both kingdoms... except your heir and inlaw never have kids... for 150 YEEAARRSS!!!
You forgot the Unfortunate Ending: Where your wife and your only son dies in a siege, and so you marry another princess, and the day after the wedding, she takes the oath of celibacy…
One of my favorite ck3 games was trying to make as many problematic decisions that would bite my ruler in the ass as possible it all ended with him being prisoned and executed after he slept with and impregnated his liege's daughter, he also had a neighboring ruler trying to kidnap him and another trying to kill him.
I just lost in a tyranny war. I was ruling the whole world and all my vassals rebelled against me for my tyranny. Lesson learned. Don't ever have strong vassals when you are a big empire.
Correction, don't ever have strong vassals, ever. 1 County per person, with only 1 actual barony being controlled by em, no one is blood related to anyone, Duchy viceroyalties, no internal wars allowed, etc.
Nah sad ending would be "many of your dynasty members aren't actually your dynasty members, in fact you aren't even your dynasty member because your great great grandma cheated on her husband and your entire legacy is a lie"
The whole game is about controlling a family instead of a single ruler in the middle age. Some faiths can declare crusades where every participant get money, fame, piety or even a title, depending oh his participation. Meanwhile rulers from the other faith may decide to help each other which could escalate fast. Meanwhile you have to organic your holdings, your vessels, foreign invaders, your own peasants and hold your realm together.
They are crusading against foreigners, heathens, heretics and the French. They are Kings because they and their ancestors used violence to enforce ownership of the lands and subjugate the people of the country in to a hierarchal system of bondage in which the labor of the masses went to support a small group of bourgeoisie aristocrats. It is estimated around 1 out of 10 people can be categorized as LGBT of one type or another it stands to reason that over the course of 600 years of a family at least some of the members will be gay.
1: They crusade for whatever faith they follow (Assuming it has the crusade doctrine and their religious head has actually gotten around to allowing it and called for one) 2: They control enough land of a historical kingdom and have enough money to proclaim yourself king 3: God was bored and wanted something to watch
i mean being suprised by allied army's isnt really an ending its just an save as much as you can and deal with it. if you quit there you never learn the game.
I was playing Prussia and had almost gotten Baltic empire then my king got assassinated at the very end right before I finished the last war on east francia
hows that declare war on urs elf thing happen? i done a norse run wer i ended emigrating and taking britan but while i was still in uppsala i noticed i had a clone in around rus my guy had a brilliant run got empire of north sea with him before dieing of natural causes, my clone outlived me by 20 years formed russia and defeated my heir twice in battle he got the white wolf monachar and everything i felt like liquid snake in his story :P
My perfect ending is to have just 1 heir take my lands.I fkin hate these little pos that I will never play with but take my lands away.Every run I always do everything in my powers to not give them anything.Make them holy warriors/priests/imprison them and let them rot/disinherit/kill them/let em take that single kingdom and then immediately attack them for my claim.
See you play CK3 to reach the end, I play CK3 to weave a beautiful family wreath while reducing the gene pool down to a puddle. You win when Europe is ruled by frail albino lizard people.
i have 7 sons and 1 daughter after a grueling 15 year war for egypt fml .... but i do now own all of greece and egypt and claimed my independence from the byzantines
Still possible to somehow win that. For CKII, which I'm familiar with, you can bang a bush and get a child, or could try to change succession laws so one of the females can take the throne.
True ending: You were insane enough to keep playing till the end date
true, the 1st ruler is the only ruler I play as usually. Trying to get the Hastiluder achievments now so I'll have to change that though. These mfs are barely doing any tournaments so I cant lvl my shit to max.
@@PuskasMartonOnly one ruler? Isn't that way too short?
@@paygornlover2My rulers rule for like 160 years bc of all the ridiculous buffs i give them so i can see it happening
@@jaif7327that boring tho, try doing a mentally handicapped run
@@killahasbigrpk8711 i wish i was as brave as you
True ending: You smash your mouse because the 11 year liberty war was called off because the leader died (You are in 4 years debt, the mercs expire in a month and you have 4 sons)
I wonder how many people reading this comment got PTSD.
Me
I've had that happen before in an ironman game I really should've quit years ago but I felt like I had already sunk way too much into the war to back out
@@tefky7964it... it is as bad as my grandads time in Vietnam because my damned liberty war CONTINUED
thought you were talking about a different kind of mouse, don’t blame me i mean this is ck3
You forgot the "through a quirk of the game mechanics your second son was given the much more powerful half of your country and immediately declared war on your player heir at your funeral".
that’s when you let him win and then get yourself killed to become the winning son
@@OCinneidepersonally I choose to obsessively develop the lands I know my player heir will inherit, and conquer extra land for other sons
@@OCinneideor intentionally get yourself deposed.
@@jayhuff1776I just disinherit if it’s like a two sons situation and I know I’m going to die usually. If I don’t I try and force elective governments on the lands I care about and say fuck it to the rest lmao
Real Ending: You realise you've been playing for nine hour straight as you see the light coming from the curtains and hear birds singing, you've got to get at work in two hours without sleep!!
Sounds particularly specific.
@@MLGProTroller Yeah I didnt know what happened there.
Too real
Fr fr done that more times than i care to admit😂
😅close to home
Your leader falls from its horse right before you could use all the piety you collected to reform your faith.
Tragic ending: ending a roman empire playthrough without regaining its original borders.
Or the classic roman ending: you are about to get level 5 fame when oh no you died
My ending: after a random crash, my 6 hours ironman game was wiped,yay.
That would suck so bad. Part of the reason I don't play ironman mode. Other reason is I'm a bitch and use a mild amount of cheats.
@@Basileus1453Ironman is more of an hassle nowadays when you can have achievements without it, chears are quite a bother to enable compared to ck2 and with a bit of discipline you can avoid savescumming
@@Basileus1453same, just switching charters to force Byzantium to fall lol
@@miguelpadeiro762 There are mods that let you turn on debug mid game.
@@ADMICKEY How dare you.
Common ending: You turn on debug mode and realized that your bloodline has ended a long time ago after having been cucked too many times.
Savage
An advantage of playing as a female ruler. You can't get cucked when it's you doing the birthing.
Is this real, how do i know if i got cucked 😅
Not if you go fully matrilineal and only mary to your uncles from you mother!!!
0:43 Literally Robert Baratheon ending
Tragic ending: You are on the verge of forming an Empire title, with the perfect character to build a truly epic nation... only for him to be lobotomised by a random event that ruins everything.
(True story. I had a near perfect run of trying to form Russia as the Rurikid dynasty for the achievement, and even had a Learning character who would have reformed our faith and developed our culture to become Feudal way earlier than I expected... but then he got a random danger event where a pot struck him across the head and gave him the "Incapable" trait. RIP Dimitri Rurikid, you were truly one of a kind...)
I literally just formed Sweden (including the danish crown) with Björn Ironside and as soon as I wanted to brag about it to my friend who I was playing with (he was norway), it fell apart to be denmark and a lesser sweden because I had too many sons...
in one of my first runs of the game as munster in ireland, i was STRUGGLING and i finally had gotten a character that I could play well and like 4 years into his reign he fell off a horse, ruined my succesion and i just put the game down for like 2 weeks lol
Just turn on debug mode...
"My family circle..." "How am I my own grandchild?" and other sentences you wish you never uttered.
Worst ending: the player doesn't have enough land for all the apanages for his heirs and the realm splits after his death
Just disinherit them!
@@jacksimpsonguitar253 Easier said than done unless you're playing as a king/emperor
@@jacksimpsonguitar253In CK2 the only way to disinherit children is forcing them to take the vows, but it has specific requirements for example target character can't be your child with few exceptions that I've forgot.
If you aren't king. Feadual elective let's you give the whole duchy
0:49 soooo just Robert Baratheon then? 😂
The absolute best ending: you do not just control the biggest country, your dynasty controls the whole world whilst you do control the territories you like the most, also every barony under the de-jure your title is thriving, even the poorest ones are ahead of the whole world. You’re not just the father of the dynasty of multiple crowns, you’re the emperor above all other, whilst all other are your relatives
Succession ending. All of your progress gets wiped away as you current ruler dies and all their children divide the realm, leaving you exactly were you started
Gold and time spent on buildings are something at least.
Just happened to me. Except my uncle wanted my brother to have my throme and basically toppled my 10 year old ruler.
Barratheon Ending
All your children aren't your children, but are the children of your wife and her lover.
I didnt know you could declare war on yourself
worse ending: You got too OP and can't die
Sad ending: you inherit the HRE an hour into what you thought would be a chill playthrough.
They fixed it in the latest dlc, you can reject being elected now.
@@shohan5772 Really how? I just played a game and didnt see any reject option
@@StanislavHronek maybe you need a perk in the first learning tree. I have been playing as adventurers exclusively so I haven't tried that option yet.
@@StanislavHronek I think it is necessary to be the first heir to the title to appear the option, but I'm not sure about it, neither if you must have a perk. I know there's a way because it appeared to me
@@nxske Yeah I checked after and I think its one of the first perks in the learning tree.
Worst Ending: You died, your successor had all the worst trait and vassals forming a faction of secession.
Sounds like a normal ck3 playthriugh to me. Question though, can you form the zengid and or ayyubid dynasty in ck3? If yes, how?
0:27 how tf does that even happen?
It has never happened to me, but since it is a "war against the tyranny of ...", which is usually the response of a vassal who decides to resist arrest or title revocation, I guess it could happen if you try to imprison your heir and then die within the few days it takes for him to respond with a refusal, so that the heir himself becomes the target of his war declaration by inheriting his lieges title. The war should end immediately after that for becoming invalid (which is what happens when you inherit an ongoing war in which you are now both the target and the attacker).
I have seen some other funny "split personality" confusions though. Once I had to fight myself in a tournament finale after my opponent was disqualified for cheating (and unfortunately I lost) and once I bravely came to my own rescue to save myself from brigands while travelling through a low control county of my own domain.
Petition to rename the Unexpected Ending into the Bobby B Ending
Shocking ending 2: Your oldest son with Just trait kills you to marry his mother(happened)
Based
To be fair, you can only blame the murder on the Ai, the second one is on you (unless you had tweaked succession so you wouldn't play as your oldest son. And even then, reforming your religion to have entirely unrestricted marriage is on you).
0:44 The Bobby B ending
0:44
We’re starting a war of Five Kings with this one 🔥
Weird Ending; You've lost the game from having no heir, despite having a child who inherits every title you own. (This is currently happening in a Elder Kings 2 playthrough, idk if it's a glitch or not because the mod hasn't been updated to the newest patch but I KNOW that the child can become an heir from the culture/religions laws)
Sometimes happens when the child that is registered as inheriting your shit is not of your dynasty for some reason. Most common cause? Usually fathering bastards with a woman whom you later marry, since sometimes her children can end up recognized (not inaccurately) as yours as well, and despite being lowborn will nonetheless inherit and thus start new dynasties as soon as they're landed.
It's a weird interaction cycle, but that's how it works.
@@maxi1ification the child came from my loins with my wife, or at-least she better be, so she's apart of the dynasty and I have the equal inheritance thing. The problem is, like I said, probably that i'm using an updated ck3 with a non-updated Elder Kings 2 so i'm waiting for the mod to update to play the save again, if that doesn't work it's probably the super outdated 'all governments playable' mod since he is the leader of the Dawnguard
Bittersweet ending, you go outside and touch grass
The sad ending was only sad because they were having sex with everyone but you.
Right? Best description of CK3 I've ever seen was "World's greatest Medieval incest simulator."
Its only a worry-free ending until your only son dies leaving your dozen daughters to fight each other.
Yeah, you need an heir, a spare and Princesses to marry off and influence their husbands in support of you. Only one son is pretty precarious.
Pyrrhic Victory Ending: "You become Khan. As you are at your end, now, your empire shatters."
Meanwhile, my run is currently “you reclaimed Normandy, and brought back the Norman’s from extinction, but you opt to instead watch as it crumbles when you chose the road’s ever cruel embrace”
"Prince Abraham for some time. However, when he finally confessed his responded harshly."
- CKIII (2023)
You own the largest empire on earth, but you die to a funny joke from your jester.
unexpected ending is a reference to GOT major character death
I like to remember the playthroughs where I my dynasty controls an entire continent and my own realm is the size of several modern nation-states, but it's always worth sparing a though for all the playthroughs that got canned because something horrible happened at a stage in the game when it's easier to just start from scratch.
I even managed to get a game over once, but it feels like you become exponentially less likely to get those as any given playthrough progresses.
"You want to die, but don't know how" 🤣
I need that ending
0:46 the Robert Baratheon's ending
What has happened to me a few times is my ruler of the Byzantine empires lives to 105 year old dies and civil war breaks out with every nation having core to empire.
Rage Quit Ending: your brother gets conqueror
0:48 Robert Baratheon Ending
Depression ending: you rapidly expand and get extremely rich, but 7 simultaneous revolts occurre and shatter your kingdom and place you in 20 years of debt.
You forgot the madman ending, where people actually end up conquering the world.
0:48 This is "king Favila of Asturias" ending
MORE!!! MOOOORE!!!!
The WTF ending: i joined an alliance with a distant kingdom and helped him in the war against his rival only for him to sign a treaty that stripped ME of MY lands...!
Bobby b really got the unexpected ending.
Surprise ending, You get confederate partition'd and save and quit telling yourself you will pick it up again later, but you probably wont.
A month or so ago I've rewatched Les visiteurs with Jean Reno and Christian Clavier and Iinstantly know what must be done. Next day I've created a 867 French RP campaign with count Godefroy de Montmirail founder of the Montmirail dinasty and somehow move through the centuries I finished it ot 1453 january 1. My last Character was Géreaud the IX'th the Roman Emperor, Montmirail Dinasty had 1200+ members in 60+cadet branches. After a few noble uprising (independence and liberty wars) I took the lands from the nobles and gave them to majors, which transform every county, every duchy to republics. Then the internall warfares are ceased at least which targeted me. The Grand Mayors (Dukes) step by step conquered the Lord Mayors (counts). As an Emperor on the top i was in safe. Then when I reached my vassal limit and start to meke most serene republics (kingdoms) the kings start to conquer the Grand Mayors. The looked like a patchy blanket there werent singular territories of the Kingdoms but patchy vassal republics all around. Metropolitan France (beside the Emperor's 5 county from Champagne (other 5 was in Lombardy)) divide between Ireland, Africa, Volga-Bulgaria, Finnland, Sardinia and Egypt. 🙃
Those damn boars… My perfectly groomed heir inherited the empire at age 22. Went hunting, like what’s the worst thing that could happen? 5% “you die” haha okay… And he did. His single 2yo daughter took over. Hated by everyone for being a baby and a girl, her vassals started attacking almost immediately. Fortunately she had two helpful uncles, and the vassals were also busy attacking poor baby girl’s betrothed (her cousin of course) for similar reasons, so she survived that.
Unfortunately, she also had a mean uncle who became regent and had to be bribed with money and land. (How can a baby even do that?) …Anyway this third mean uncle regent, with all the worst traits, at least helped with the uprising. …Then started ruining my baby emperess’ empire.
At least we had enough money left for a kiddie party.
That’s where I am with the playtrough right now. Mean uncle gotta go once she gets older…
Epic Finale Ending:
You made it to 1100 with a impressive Empire that fought everywhere. Your final test is to duel Genghis Kahn to the death and despite the odds you win.
"Sibylla ending": there's an unexpected classics reference!
Every new update gives me more unexpected endings
Do an elder kings 2 version of this. Example: you have a 1st born married to another 1st born of another kingdom meaning your grandchild will inherit both kingdoms... except your heir and inlaw never have kids... for 150 YEEAARRSS!!!
actually was declared war by myself once, I instantly won but tried white peace just in case I ended up in prison
0:43 what a Robert Baratheon classic
You forgot the Unfortunate Ending: Where your wife and your only son dies in a siege, and so you marry another princess, and the day after the wedding, she takes the oath of celibacy…
The sad ending caught me off guards
The Unexpected Ending is literally what happens to Robert Baratheon in a Game of Thrones
the 9 daughters 1 son is real AF.
0:30 reminds me of when I paid 100 gold to myself to keep myself quiet
Can I have the title of this music from 0:58 ?
We all know the worst ending.
You become the Holy Roman emperor
It`s really ironic that incestuous ending you showed with Habsburgs
0:31 Torture button looking really good
0:44 Robert Baratheon?
One of my favorite ck3 games was trying to make as many problematic decisions that would bite my ruler in the ass as possible it all ended with him being prisoned and executed after he slept with and impregnated his liege's daughter, he also had a neighboring ruler trying to kidnap him and another trying to kill him.
I just lost in a tyranny war. I was ruling the whole world and all my vassals rebelled against me for my tyranny. Lesson learned. Don't ever have strong vassals when you are a big empire.
Correction, don't ever have strong vassals, ever. 1 County per person, with only 1 actual barony being controlled by em, no one is blood related to anyone, Duchy viceroyalties, no internal wars allowed, etc.
I once lost becuase I lost all the titles and just became a farmer lol
True ending: Primogeniture, comfy :)
Nah sad ending would be "many of your dynasty members aren't actually your dynasty members, in fact you aren't even your dynasty member because your great great grandma cheated on her husband and your entire legacy is a lie"
Lingua Franca ending: i go to sleep dehydrated after an 18 hour gaming sesh of forcibly teaching the world to speak Arabic
i never played this game, what are they crusading on? why are they self proclaimed kings? and why their sons are gay?
I have 400+ hours in this game, and to be honest, I don't know either.
The whole game is about controlling a family instead of a single ruler in the middle age.
Some faiths can declare crusades where every participant get money, fame, piety or even a title, depending oh his participation.
Meanwhile rulers from the other faith may decide to help each other which could escalate fast.
Meanwhile you have to organic your holdings, your vessels, foreign invaders, your own peasants and hold your realm together.
They are crusading against foreigners, heathens, heretics and the French. They are Kings because they and their ancestors used violence to enforce ownership of the lands and subjugate the people of the country in to a hierarchal system of bondage in which the labor of the masses went to support a small group of bourgeoisie aristocrats. It is estimated around 1 out of 10 people can be categorized as LGBT of one type or another it stands to reason that over the course of 600 years of a family at least some of the members will be gay.
Everything not catholic, Everything and current day politics
1: They crusade for whatever faith they follow (Assuming it has the crusade doctrine and their religious head has actually gotten around to allowing it and called for one)
2: They control enough land of a historical kingdom and have enough money to proclaim yourself king
3: God was bored and wanted something to watch
True ending you get a random death evenent that kill your entire famaliy and game over you
This happend to me in 1167 as the Rustamids
i mean being suprised by allied army's isnt really an ending its just an save as much as you can and deal with it.
if you quit there you never learn the game.
Sad Ending? I beg to differ
*laughs in divine marriage tenet
I was playing Prussia and had almost gotten Baltic empire then my king got assassinated at the very end right before I finished the last war on east francia
Why sad ?
Nothing is more beautiful to have a family bush.
0:31 Alabama
hows that declare war on urs elf thing happen? i done a norse run wer i ended emigrating and taking britan but while i was still in uppsala i noticed i had a clone in around rus my guy had a brilliant run got empire of north sea with him before dieing of natural causes, my clone outlived me by 20 years formed russia and defeated my heir twice in battle he got the white wolf monachar and everything i felt like liquid snake in his story :P
me when i got the best heir ever
SIBYLLA ENDING!!!1
You play in Asia in 1178
Where is it that my kids all die of typhus and the previous generation had all daughters so I am a 55 year old woman?
My perfect ending is to have just 1 heir take my lands.I fkin hate these little pos that I will never play with but take my lands away.Every run I always do everything in my powers to not give them anything.Make them holy warriors/priests/imprison them and let them rot/disinherit/kill them/let em take that single kingdom and then immediately attack them for my claim.
I just immediately remove all my concubines and wife after getting 1 son
See you play CK3 to reach the end, I play CK3 to weave a beautiful family wreath while reducing the gene pool down to a puddle. You win when Europe is ruled by frail albino lizard people.
Died to Boars LOL, reminds me of a certain someone from GOT
Where Glitter-hoof ending?
This is the true question and only valid ending
i have 7 sons and 1 daughter after a grueling 15 year war for egypt fml .... but i do now own all of greece and egypt and claimed my independence from the byzantines
Empire of Slavia has literally the ugliest colour they could find.
You have 1 son and 9 son's wife*
whos sybilla and what she do
the funny thing is the shocking ending is probably the only thing that actually could end your game
this game has endings?
Just lost my empire because my ruler, the only son in the family was gay, but it was fun tho
Still possible to somehow win that. For CKII, which I'm familiar with, you can bang a bush and get a child, or could try to change succession laws so one of the females can take the throne.
Was he also infertile? I am always happy if my ruler is gay, because that means I might get seven children instead of the usual 14.
@@-mokerly-5984 Nope, he just didn't want to do it I guess xdfsdd. Maybe I missed something
@@ibraheemshuaib8954 Omg I didn't even think about it, sounds like a good idea, thank you
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