Remy: The Venezuela Diet!

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @southafricanizationofsociety20
    @southafricanizationofsociety20 7 лет назад +424

    Freedom is a lot like air. When it is around, you hardly notice it. Once taken from you, you notice it instantly.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 3 года назад +18

      That is because being free is the natural state of man. Free market Capitalism is the natural way of interacting with one another, in non social situations.

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +3

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

    • @Person-ro6uh
      @Person-ro6uh 2 года назад +1

      4 years ago and you captured what just happened to a whole generation with these draconian covid restrictions happening now. It took too long to wake up..

    • @FoodNerds
      @FoodNerds Год назад +1

      YES!

    • @BotanistOnDuna
      @BotanistOnDuna 3 месяца назад

      @@orppranator5230finally a like minded individual, we unlike other spoiled people know that free market Hayek capitalism through bitcoin is the future, unlike the socialist libtards.

  • @zlklein
    @zlklein 7 лет назад +710

    The parody of the Ivy League academic at the end is, sadly, spot on.

    • @SirTenenbaum
      @SirTenenbaum 7 лет назад +40

      In 2006, I remember reading a book for a Latin American History class where the author specifically predicted that Venezuela was going to be the richest and most equitable country in Latin America because of Chavez. Unfortunately I don't remember which book it was.

    • @ElGeecho
      @ElGeecho 7 лет назад +35

      There's a 2013 Slate article about "Hugo Chavez’s economic miracle" that made the rounds again several months ago.

    • @SirTenenbaum
      @SirTenenbaum 7 лет назад +10

      I figured out that it was "Empire's Workshop" by G. Grandin, though I can't search for the particular quote I'm thinking of. I think it was towards the end.

    • @d4n4nable
      @d4n4nable 7 лет назад +30

      Man must it suck for them that the real success story of Latin America is Chile, ever since Pinochet.

    • @AnonEMoose-mr8jm
      @AnonEMoose-mr8jm 7 лет назад +2

      SirTenenbaum
      Its brainwashing and people don't even realize it

  • @juanpablonunez2828
    @juanpablonunez2828 3 года назад +32

    I’m Venezuelan and I approve this message.
    Vote libertarian guys, save yourselves while you still can.

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks Год назад +3

      Once you let communism take over, you cannot vote your way out 🥺

  • @beachjon91
    @beachjon91 7 лет назад +458

    This is the "Feel the Bern" fat burning solution.

    • @12vscience
      @12vscience 5 лет назад +6

      I think there are going to be a lot of Bern victims.

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 4 года назад +4

      @HKZ P lol

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 4 года назад +5

      @HKZ P Im having a laugh at you're nonsensical takeaway from this. They aren't starving because of sanctions, they're starving because the government takes their food and money and leaves them with nothing

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 4 года назад +3

      @HKZ P No, lets cut off such corruption. no need to associate with them.

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 4 года назад +4

      @HKZ P funny, cuz we are currently full of oil and exporting large amounts to other countries. We have the large oil reserves, and if America is strong enough to push around dictators who mistreat their people, then I say do it.

  • @TheJustinChacko
    @TheJustinChacko 7 лет назад +198

    "Isn't that a protest?"
    "No, they're shooting a Pepsi commercial"

  • @luismatheus8574
    @luismatheus8574 6 лет назад +35

    It can't get any more realistic than this. I'm Venezuelan, I've lived here my whole life and I can confirm this.

  • @francicastellanos6033
    @francicastellanos6033 7 лет назад +206

    Wow well done. Funny sad. I'm Venezuelan.
    I feel the pain of my people.

    • @ct5051
      @ct5051 7 лет назад +23

      We feel it, too. Such a lovely land with so many resources. Good luck in a peaceful change for the better.

    • @francicastellanos6033
      @francicastellanos6033 7 лет назад +4

      Amen. Thanks.

    • @The_Ballo
      @The_Ballo 7 лет назад

      The main reason Bolivia's experiments with Marxism aren't as stark is there isn't much wealth to redistribute in the first place :\

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah it's only funny to us insulated, pampered Americans. I feel blessed, very blessed, to not know what it feels like to live in Venezuela nowadays.

    • @ionparticles3261
      @ionparticles3261 5 лет назад +4

      Venezuelan here too. I feel you man.

  • @danndb
    @danndb 7 лет назад +305

    so sad for venezuelans

    • @2bRealist
      @2bRealist 7 лет назад +6

      but have you noticed the protesters are wearing name brand cloths and recording everything with expensive smart phones.... WTF is up with that?? Something is not right about the entire Venezuela story. It reeks of CIA operations O_o

    • @jmvmike
      @jmvmike 7 лет назад +5

      lensaiqq they purchased goods with bitcoin to get around government regulations and extremely high inflation has made their currency worthless. Look up sailing la vagabond on RUclips. They visited Venezuela and you can see how worthless the cash is.
      Peace y'all

    • @GuysCallMeShawna
      @GuysCallMeShawna 7 лет назад +6

      1984.

    • @jmvmike
      @jmvmike 7 лет назад +9

      No this isn't a joke. Those that are capable buy goods using bit coin in an underground economy bypassing extremely high taxes and regulations. I truly feel bad for these poor oppressed people. Venezuela has the potential to be one the wealthiest nations in South America.
      May God bless you and yours!
      Peace

    • @drew812w
      @drew812w 7 лет назад +7

      lensaiqq I feel bad for those that didn't vote for the "free" stuff. The others not so much. Hope they choose to vote for individual responsibility next time. Let's all work to make sure we don't do the same stupid move...we have been too close already.

  • @Maske002
    @Maske002 7 лет назад +165

    It's funny..... but man its such a horrible situation, I feel bad for chuckling.
    My family escaped Eastern Europe during the rise of fascism and communism. I hate seeing people having to suffer through it. Especially those who opposed it, but had no chance to get out.

    • @DankoMcFucks
      @DankoMcFucks 7 лет назад +9

      Communism fills the void in the average peasant's mind that was previously filled by religion

    • @ShidaiTaino
      @ShidaiTaino 7 лет назад

      Dylan Hart or hard work, how are we going to pay our taxes, and if our liege lord going to war. Read a history textbook

    • @kevinkent6351
      @kevinkent6351 7 лет назад +9

      If it makes you feel better about it, the Venezuelan people voted for this by comfortable majorities for almost 2 decades.

    • @MilwaukeeF40C
      @MilwaukeeF40C 7 лет назад +9

      You're not laughing at Venezuelans. You are laughing at the so-called "liberal" dipshits who cheered Chavez on.

    • @vipersquad
      @vipersquad 7 лет назад +8

      +Dylan Hart ^this. Atheists fill their spiritual void with politics. Try insulting their political ideology and notice the reaction is as vengeful as if someone insulted another's religion.

  • @razzor.
    @razzor. 7 лет назад +49

    Hello, and I am Venezuelan. I had bread today. #success :-)

    • @lucius_caecillius
      @lucius_caecillius 5 лет назад +8

      @LagiNaLangAko23 hey, now. Lets not get too greedy here.

    • @ominarous
      @ominarous 4 года назад +1

      @LagiNaLangAko23 this didn't age well

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @angela.lopez-perez9631
    @angela.lopez-perez9631 7 лет назад +34

    I'm Venezuelan and this is one of the most hilarious and on point videos on the current situation, that I've seen in a while.

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @kevito111
    @kevito111 7 лет назад +68

    It's a shame you have blocked the apport of subtituls, i could help with the translations to spanish
    Easy this will be viral in Venezuela.
    We love laugh about our disgraces.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 6 лет назад +3

      Don't laugh...get involved. There is no reason for Venezuela to fall apart. This was government malfeasance, plain and simple...take back what's yours: your government.

  • @DCFOG
    @DCFOG 7 лет назад +51

    This was beautiful. *tears in my eyes

  • @sebazizou
    @sebazizou 2 года назад +7

    I'm Venezuelan and i approve this message

  • @zippytoad507
    @zippytoad507 7 лет назад +17

    Captured all the points. Will have to update in a few months, once cannibalism becomes policy.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 7 лет назад +49

    Reason has the best political satire videos and thats a scientific fact.

    • @ominarous
      @ominarous 4 года назад

      ... satire?

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

    • @Ninguin
      @Ninguin 2 года назад +1

      @@TiaguinhoMu My favorite part of this comment you have copy pasted into every single comment thread is the fact that you misspelled war and decided "fk it I'm still posting this error or not" xD

  • @taniaperez3230
    @taniaperez3230 4 года назад +9

    Like Fidel Castro used to say: “always ask yourself, are you really hungry or thirsty? Always drink a glass of water before eating to make sure you are thirsty and not hungry” scary words people !!!!

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 4 года назад

      You can last 3 days without water, and weeks without food, ofc to do so, is torture, like physical torture and not good to your life expectancy.

    • @taniaperez3230
      @taniaperez3230 4 года назад

      Sebas G
      When you don’t have anything, you have to get creative...you don’t want to be in that position.

    • @tablo1394
      @tablo1394 3 года назад

      Castro is horrible but that is actually good advice tbh. Oftentimes when people think they are hungry they are just thirsty, and if they eat then they will be over eating. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • @ManuelD1206
    @ManuelD1206 4 года назад +13

    As a Venezuelian Myself.
    Yeah this is accurate.

  • @Liberty4Ever
    @Liberty4Ever 7 лет назад +5

    I've been waiting for this one, and Remy didn't disappoint. Well done!

  • @zaniyahwalker528
    @zaniyahwalker528 3 года назад +3

    Americans take for granted that they are born in to lower income families and can work hard and advance to middle class and even upper class. Venezuelans take for granted that they can not.
    God Bless the hard working, good people of Venezuela. I pray change will came and the people will finally be free of the evils of socialism.

  • @tiedanhuo9731
    @tiedanhuo9731 4 года назад +6

    You’ll still find yourself standing in line at the apple store 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @diegobriseno6852
    @diegobriseno6852 7 лет назад +13

    When he said lose weight without human rights I instantly knew he would say venezuela

    • @jpg7616
      @jpg7616 5 лет назад +6

      Diego Briseno ... I knew when I read the title of the video

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +2

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @RonaldGuillemette
    @RonaldGuillemette 7 лет назад +7

    Supplemented with dogs, cats, pigeons. flamingos, donkeys & horses at extra cost.

  • @thechloromancer3310
    @thechloromancer3310 3 года назад +3

    That disappointed "No." at the end was the perfect way to finish this video. I actually laughed out loud. Good thing I was not on the clock. :D

  • @TheIrishny
    @TheIrishny 7 лет назад +5

    Remy nails it....again

  • @xdrew70
    @xdrew70 7 лет назад +3

    I tried the Venezuelan diet and I lost 400,000 pounds due to a technical issue with my visa. Now I'm fitter and hungrier than ever before! THANKS VENEZUELA!

  • @jonathangrey2183
    @jonathangrey2183 7 лет назад +9

    Classic "running out of other people's money" when the oil prices dropped

  • @danielduarte2511
    @danielduarte2511 5 лет назад +4

    I'm Venezuelan, and I approve this video!

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 7 лет назад +3

    That's gold, Remy! GOLD!

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @cristianarreola8582
    @cristianarreola8582 6 лет назад +11

    Wait a minute, that free speech zone is a prison!

  • @donttreadonme234
    @donttreadonme234 7 лет назад +6

    No need to go to Venezuela. Vote for Bernie and bring it here!

  • @cubanexile39
    @cubanexile39 7 лет назад +6

    Yea Sean Penn Try it today . . You to Danny Glover . . . Enjoy ! !

  • @yidy1
    @yidy1 7 лет назад +6

    Venezuela is now "Feeling the Bern..."

  • @bhuptube
    @bhuptube 4 года назад +5

    Barnie Sanders likes it

  • @DrNES73
    @DrNES73 7 лет назад +6

    I want to give it two thumbs up! :D

  • @MarcinKonarski
    @MarcinKonarski 7 лет назад

    Remy is great. One of the best sellers of libertarian ideas I know.

  • @zippytoad507
    @zippytoad507 7 лет назад +2

    This is fricking gold.

  • @darthkek1953
    @darthkek1953 7 лет назад +4

    "But no matter how hard you try - your country still has food".
    Genius.

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 3 года назад

      @@TiaguinhoMu The USA is not the only country. The Russians, Chinese, North Koreans, Iran, etc., could all intervene.
      Have they? Has their intervention worked?

  • @ElCanguroChileno
    @ElCanguroChileno 5 лет назад +4

    "apples arriving this week "
    🍎 🍎 🍎

  • @triplea657aaa
    @triplea657aaa 5 лет назад +4

    That Maduro diet still holding up I see.

  • @zippytoad507
    @zippytoad507 7 лет назад +4

    So many levels of excellent!

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @treizTUBE
    @treizTUBE 7 лет назад +11

    Lol, they've lost 19lbs on average, it really works!

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 4 года назад +2

      Too bad you wont build any muscle doing it!

  • @TheIrishny
    @TheIrishny 7 лет назад +1

    Why does this not have more views!?

  • @unlimitedpower4101
    @unlimitedpower4101 6 лет назад +1

    Venezuela! Try it today!

  • @cr35t23
    @cr35t23 6 лет назад +1

    Remy is a genius!

  • @mnesbitt100
    @mnesbitt100 7 лет назад +3

    Great video.

  • @Adriana-we5cn
    @Adriana-we5cn 6 лет назад +2

    I love to see coments from people that are not even from Venezuela saying it’s not socialism lmao
    As a Venezuelan I feel depressed with what it’s going on with my country 😭

  • @yobboboyyo6003
    @yobboboyyo6003 3 года назад +1

    God bless Remy

  • @jeremiahshine
    @jeremiahshine 7 лет назад +6

    "Once the zoo cages are bare, don't worry! Bone broth is quite healthy."

  • @joshuahand407
    @joshuahand407 5 лет назад +7

    there is pie on windows had me dying. then i realized people ARE actually dying. keep it up leftists. good job.

  • @JasonJrake
    @JasonJrake 4 года назад +5

    “Thanks to an ancient soviet secret”
    😂

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 4 года назад

      snake oilsalesman: "I know this one! It Never works, but dont tell anyone, thats how it works!"

  • @oceaniax27
    @oceaniax27 4 года назад +3

    Welp....We're getting there.

  • @jordont.tetreault8419
    @jordont.tetreault8419 4 года назад +1

    We’re doing it guys!! We are really doing it!!!!

  • @rudania
    @rudania 7 лет назад +8

    REMY!!! :)

  • @tetekofa
    @tetekofa 7 лет назад +5

    Sounds almost as successful as the Cuban "Special Period"

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @Nightshift10000
    @Nightshift10000 4 года назад +3

    To quote Doctor Evil - HOW BOUT NO!

  • @eddycruz1795
    @eddycruz1795 2 года назад +1

    In Cuba You can get a lot of that to.

  • @Googledybunker
    @Googledybunker 3 года назад +4

    Lol, I love the socialist defender going from "socialist paradise" to "not real socialism". They literally all do that. Well real socialism just hasn't been tried.

  • @matthew.datcher
    @matthew.datcher 7 лет назад

    Great job Austin.

  • @antesaric4558
    @antesaric4558 7 лет назад

    Remy Weekly.... must have it!

  • @itsnotatoober
    @itsnotatoober 5 лет назад +1

    94 people clicked dislike with their last breath

  • @Warriormon87
    @Warriormon87 4 года назад

    This video is so great.

  • @ComeAlongKay
    @ComeAlongKay 3 года назад +2

    Old Noam Chumpsky went to Venezuela to congratulate them on their paradise.

  • @morostop
    @morostop 7 лет назад +1

    Remy always incredibly funny videos since the Hummus Rap, Saudis in Audis, Raise the Debt Ceiling haha !

  • @rodmunch69
    @rodmunch69 4 года назад +4

    Hello from the future... We also have no toilet paper, but plenty of food... it's complicated.

  • @shamalamon
    @shamalamon Год назад

    I love that I got a Travel Ad on this…

  • @mr.ocelotguy8995
    @mr.ocelotguy8995 2 года назад +2

    This honestly makes me so sad about how chavez and maduro really have fucked over my country that used to be such a great place to be in.

  • @lowerclassbrats77
    @lowerclassbrats77 3 года назад +1

    Rights and muscles atrophy when not exercised.

  • @DRFUZY1
    @DRFUZY1 7 лет назад +1

    This is perfect

  • @SCP-Dr_Bright
    @SCP-Dr_Bright 5 лет назад +4

    "isn't that a violent protest?"

    • @TiaguinhoMu
      @TiaguinhoMu 3 года назад +1

      This is what happens when you set a warr siege (aka USA embargos) on other countries....

  • @SmokeEater_
    @SmokeEater_ 7 лет назад

    THANK YOU!!!

  • @Gman240
    @Gman240 6 лет назад +1

    by the way, how can i counter the "not real socialism" argument other than "oh so once it fails its not real socialism"?

  • @k.c.8658
    @k.c.8658 7 лет назад

    Very nice

  • @juan8312
    @juan8312 4 года назад +5

    I tried it
    Do not recomend

  • @daytoncoates4930
    @daytoncoates4930 3 года назад +1

    1:26 I’ve also heard the zinger:
    “State capitalism”

  • @sociallysavage1126
    @sociallysavage1126 6 лет назад +1

    Subbed!

  • @ferghodgson
    @ferghodgson 7 лет назад +3

    You have to laugh to keep from crying. I wish Venezuelans would learn. I fear they have not and just blame the corrupt politicos, not the policies.

  • @cloudygrl6
    @cloudygrl6 7 лет назад +4

    S.O.S Venezla :(

  • @hydrogenone4926
    @hydrogenone4926 7 лет назад +2

    Venezuela what have you done...?

  • @killercaos123
    @killercaos123 7 лет назад +3

    We can talk about the merits of socialism and state support economies contrasting with libertarianism and freedoms...
    But this was pretty fucking funny. :D

  • @christianrochat7919
    @christianrochat7919 4 года назад +4

    Now coming to America! And to the rest of the West....?!

  • @TheCamoWolf
    @TheCamoWolf 2 года назад +2

    Actually I think North Korea has a better weight loss program.

  • @bsabruzzo
    @bsabruzzo 7 лет назад

    Good to see Stan from "The Defenders of Stan" out and working...

  • @elboregojhb
    @elboregojhb 7 лет назад +4

    its starving away in front of Democrats

  • @ShawnPitman
    @ShawnPitman 7 лет назад +23

    Calling Venezuela socialist is like calling the Pope Catholic.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 7 лет назад +2

      Shawn Pitman Or calling yo momma fat? :-P

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 6 лет назад

      Shawn Pitman or calling the USSR fake communism?

  • @direktorukraini
    @direktorukraini 7 лет назад +3

    The main concurent for them is North Korea.Their diet is more effective.

  • @Ecosse57
    @Ecosse57 7 лет назад +1

    epic!

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive 6 лет назад

    God Bless!

  • @zr9266
    @zr9266 3 года назад

    Coming to America real soon

  • @SuperTuffgirl
    @SuperTuffgirl 4 года назад +1

    Sounds like California to me.

  • @Salidin111
    @Salidin111 4 года назад +1

    Dammit guys, I signed up for the new "Bern those calories" plan but due to recent events it appears to have been cancelled..... apparently someone with dementia or possibly alzheimers i don't know somehow forgot to endorse the plan and won some sort of competition that was going on.

  • @rez188
    @rez188 6 лет назад

    That apple store comment got me too good

  • @markschiavone8003
    @markschiavone8003 6 лет назад

    I knew I was going to feel bad about clicking on this video

  • @Needagoodnamebutcantthinkofone
    @Needagoodnamebutcantthinkofone 7 лет назад

    HOLY HELL!!!!!!!! I'M CRYING!!!! GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!

  • @Kai_pies
    @Kai_pies 6 лет назад +1

    There is pie on window?

  • @paulrobinson4865
    @paulrobinson4865 7 лет назад +1

    oh snap...

  • @TVsMrNeil
    @TVsMrNeil 7 лет назад +2

    Venezuela! Where the stray dog and cat problem is a thing of the past! ...because people are starving.

  • @JM-bb8xi
    @JM-bb8xi 4 года назад +1

    Now young people want socialism.

  • @archiehung6361
    @archiehung6361 7 лет назад

    No.. is right!

  • @LaborHours
    @LaborHours 7 лет назад +1

    I know a girl that lives in Venezuela and losing a few pounds won't hurt her one bit. Just sayin'.