how to dress to get girls (science based)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @anasdeyra
    @anasdeyra 2 месяца назад +1472

    female gays caught me off guard 😭🙏

    • @dacosta48
      @dacosta48 Месяц назад +22

      I spit my noodles😭😭😭😭

    • @townieofthenorth
      @townieofthenorth 20 дней назад +1

      It’s how you know poster has aura

    • @Albert-_117
      @Albert-_117 16 дней назад

      It was on point.

  • @chadbinjo
    @chadbinjo 2 месяца назад +1670

    I cringe everytime when people try to analyze what "male and female gaze" is and always come up with the most tiktok-esque answer they could find

    • @xscapefromme
      @xscapefromme 2 месяца назад +5

      real

    • @tim_urid3008
      @tim_urid3008 2 месяца назад

      you expect something else from a16 year old on youtube who's only exposure to reality is tiktok and hangs around the same braind3ad teens all his life? lol

    • @euso2008
      @euso2008 2 месяца назад +70

      Nobody should dress for the male/female gaze anyway

    • @ruiswag
      @ruiswag 2 месяца назад +7

      he said it himself no reason to comment further on it

    • @Benjamin-ml7sv
      @Benjamin-ml7sv 2 месяца назад +32

      Female gaze is essentially just being attractive

  • @cotton3162
    @cotton3162 2 месяца назад +1831

    the moment he mentions werewolves and vampires, I knew he ain't getting any girl

    • @diogoalmeida4115
      @diogoalmeida4115 2 месяца назад

      Absolutely outrageous, abhorrent, heinous, wicked and atrocious your comment that is. Girls fall for vampires and werewolves!

    • @gallandmikaelr.angcon5291
      @gallandmikaelr.angcon5291 Месяц назад +6

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @0piumaeternum
      @0piumaeternum Месяц назад +6

      said that like TVD and the Originals aren’t wildly popular

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 19 дней назад +4

      Wait, let him cook. Tell me why the last girl I smashed asked if I was a werewolf during it? I thought it was weird but she was attractive lol. But now I think it’s something girls are into.

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey 10 дней назад

      Why do you think women liked the Dahmer show?

  • @sseus
    @sseus 2 месяца назад +1607

    what am I watching dawg😭

    • @SevenThe11thhhhhh
      @SevenThe11thhhhhh 2 месяца назад +17

      Fr 😭

    • @WALDtoon
      @WALDtoon 2 месяца назад +118

      i watch this trash instead of doing my homework im cooked

    • @fourteenroads
      @fourteenroads 2 месяца назад +9

      watching peak

    • @trulyrandompersonage
      @trulyrandompersonage 2 месяца назад +12

      ong, I don't even want to change how I dress idk why I ended up here 😭

    • @Leo-st9ti
      @Leo-st9ti 2 месяца назад +3

      Sseus peak

  • @smurfsarebllue
    @smurfsarebllue 2 месяца назад +729

    as a girl, um here's some help for getting girls ig lol
    1) try to have clean clothes, like no stains, no dirt, (well a little is fine) but at the very least, try to look clean. a next step up is finding your own fashion sense (try looking into what colors look good on you, fabrics, different clothing subcultures,) oh and try not to be super super dependent on a trend or look, personally I think it's so cool when people have their own spin on the clothes they wear
    2) so basically learn more abt fashion and don't be afraid to ask girls in your life to help you dress, trust me, we love that
    3) look into skin care and hair care :). basically it's where you put things in your hair and your skin to make it look nicer.
    a) skin care, so I would recommend trying to figure out what your skin type is, (oily, dry, normal) you can look up a test online or just see what your skin is like. A good routine would be a cleanser, a moisturizer, and sunscreen. (at night no sunscreen and sub for serum). If you have acne, try using salicylic acid (be careful and only put it on for under 60 seconds) or look into RUclips skincare videos, they're super helpful :)
    b) hair care. depending on your hair type it will be different, but if you have dry or damaged hair, google how to try and fix it, oils, hair masks, and gel/mousse are all some of the many options. Oh, and for hairstyles if you have straight hair the TikTok boy haircut is so fricking cute, like omg. Curly hair is also so adorable, just remember, try to just look clean, cute can come after :)
    4) if you haven't already, try and work out, idk it's a basic tip, but just know that you don't have to be shredded, there's just something cute about a strong and disciplined guy (don't rub it in tho lol)
    5) about height, seriously. don't worry about it. chances are there are tons of short girls out there, you can just date them, and even then it doesn't really matter, people who judge others by height are frankly not cool and t7)ons of tall girls are ok with short men
    6) about being a simp, as a girl, I think it is so hot, when (this is the difference) a guy I like likes me so strongly, what this means is. Save your simping (which can be really hot lol) for your committed relationship, not your hallway crush. This however doesn't mean you shouldn't be assertive and stand up for yourself in relationships, it means that flowers (even the little dandelions), texts, compliments, tying your girlfriends shoes are really lovely gestures, just make sure they're for the right people. if you do this to someone you don't know super well or don't have a clear relationship this could make us feel uncomfortable haha
    7) im going to assume you are watching this wanting to get girls, I don't know why, maybe you feel incomplete without someone, maybe you want the release, I frankly don't' know. But the point is is that you need to learn that you are enough without a girlfriend, when you stop equating your worth to extrinsic things like how many girls you've been with, and maybe just focus on your personal growth or something, is when it will all truly be enough, because trust me when I say that even if you do get a girlfriend, you still have to try and maintain a relationship, that's a lot of work lol. (or maybe you're not looking for that idk)
    8) wit, I personally like a guy who's sharp, I think too many guys don't really hang around with enough girls, so they get kind of tongue tied when they see us, so try and talk to girls. (not to get with them), just have little conversations for no reason but to interact with a human being. If you see your classmate ask how the homework was, or compliment someone's shoes, just try and converse
    9) all in all, become ambitious, look clean and well kept, learn to appreciate your worth and foster self confidence, hold conversations better, and you got this. Just know that in the end, we're humans too (crazy I know) and can be just as scared (so please don't be creepy).
    sorry this was long, good luck :)

    • @dark-lord-itachi-gojoofthe6166
      @dark-lord-itachi-gojoofthe6166 2 месяца назад +54

      Spitting facts, it works for real in my experience

    • @musetale4447
      @musetale4447 2 месяца назад +73

      Very informative and sweet comment for the boys. Frankly, TikTok and RUclips don't represent reality and young guys get confused too easily online. As someone who's in a 3 year long committed relationship, this sums everything up. Thanks

    • @JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy
      @JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy 2 месяца назад +6

      Perfect summary! ❤

    • @Xelena_kuru
      @Xelena_kuru 2 месяца назад +24

      As a girl, can confirm, this is what I really want! Idgaf about height 😭

    • @trulyrandompersonage
      @trulyrandompersonage 2 месяца назад +57

      as a guy, you wanting allat, your standards be MAD high ngl 😭🙏 my list is:
      1) female
      2) alive (optional)

  • @kwah1
    @kwah1 2 месяца назад +381

    bro might be the most goated philosopher of our generation

  • @KwKwKwKwKwKwK
    @KwKwKwKwKwKwK 2 месяца назад +103

    female gays was too unexpected 10/10

  • @WhiteBuzzardP
    @WhiteBuzzardP 2 месяца назад +155

    Vampires wearing silver has got to be the best reason to laugh today

    • @fungustheclown666
      @fungustheclown666 2 месяца назад +13

      Werewolves are the ones that can't wear silver. Most vampire lore doesn't include silver

  • @awstinn6225
    @awstinn6225 2 месяца назад +260

    B-b-b-BOOORRRINNGGG tell me how to get MEN instead!

    • @_Hero_Link_
      @_Hero_Link_ 2 месяца назад +12

      i mean if you are a Guy, you Probably already Know

    • @yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83
      @yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83 2 месяца назад +17

      Male gaze try to look as masculine as possible, workout a lot

    • @Johnsbrggnfndm
      @Johnsbrggnfndm Месяц назад +1

      give someone a hug

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 29 дней назад

      Arch your back.

    • @firekoovin3347
      @firekoovin3347 25 дней назад

      1.loes weight and gain weight in the right places. (Lifting for chest can make cups bigger)
      2.lower your standards(to a reasonable ammount)
      3.get used to being disappointed
      4.kindness, cooperation and maturity bring you a long way.
      5.your body has to be an exclusive thing so dry spells are a must
      6.propinquity(search it up)
      Hope this helps

  • @CiastoToKlamstwo
    @CiastoToKlamstwo 2 месяца назад +78

    Step 1: be handsome
    Step 2: have a nice body

  • @Chris-dr8xw
    @Chris-dr8xw 17 дней назад +7

    you forgot the 2012 chief keef tight polo and pants aesthetic, im bringing it back its tuff asl

  • @lilbean1028
    @lilbean1028 Месяц назад +5

    That “female gays” joke was peak humor man I actually laughed when you said that. 😂

  • @unchanged
    @unchanged 2 месяца назад +64

    all men should wear fortnite backblings

  • @Benjamin-ml7sv
    @Benjamin-ml7sv 2 месяца назад +74

    Best female gaze
    1. Mandibular bone
    2. Maxilia bone
    3. Femur bone lenght
    4. Zygomatic bone
    5. Orbital bones

  • @rxeey
    @rxeey 2 месяца назад +124

    max prestige brainrot edits lmfao

  • @yungkumquat
    @yungkumquat 2 месяца назад +89

    just dress however you want. doesn't matter what the women want you to do. some girl will eventually fw your style. just be yourself.

    • @NowumXaverty
      @NowumXaverty 2 месяца назад

      This is the worst advise that I have ever seen. First of all “yourself” your character could be pathetic. If so change yourself, character is not a stone or some shit it is more like water. Just change it, fake it till you make it. No one is gonna accept a not confident, pathetic nerdy boy as a first choice.

    • @Derxkb
      @Derxkb 2 месяца назад +10

      I like this comment

    • @Rsonny
      @Rsonny 2 месяца назад +1

      Bluepilled ass answer

    • @jimams_jamz5518
      @jimams_jamz5518 2 месяца назад +4

      literally. Just dress however you wanna dress, and eventually you'll find someone who likes your style. I'm a girl and even if some of the styles in this video are a part of the "female gaze," that doesn't mean it's what girls in general wanna see anyways. It's like comparing mainstream music to indie music. One is seen and played by more people, but the latter has more real fans. So yeah, as long as you stay true to yourself, and dress how you want, you'll find someone.

    • @nymbr-11
      @nymbr-11 29 дней назад +1

      @@NowumXaverty there are whole communities of girls online thirsting over nerdy guys who have never felt the touch of a woman !!! theres someone for everyone. if you don't have good "character" build one. establish your individuality. know yourself. pretending to be someone else to get into a relationship will *always* end poorly.

  • @xdlol59
    @xdlol59 23 дня назад +4

    This is literally genius. I'm a girl and I couldn't decide which style is my favourite (for myself), because I'm chaotic good and I have ADHD.
    I watched your video and now I'll just match my style to the kind of man I want to attract.
    This goes both ways, thanks!

  • @istoleyunomilesbigmac
    @istoleyunomilesbigmac 2 месяца назад +76

    timothy is my sleep paralysis demon

  • @viking6917
    @viking6917 2 месяца назад +12

    White Frugal Aesthetic

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 10 дней назад +1

    I came looking for fashion tips and I got pure gold philosophizing

  • @Suf_7
    @Suf_7 2 месяца назад +18

    hold up!! his writing is this fire???

  • @comradecracker447
    @comradecracker447 Месяц назад +1

    I love how the video itself is purely for a young male gaze. You flash jokes and funny images. And Jonny test type soundboard.

  • @oddysseyg
    @oddysseyg 2 месяца назад +104

    Bro where do you find these memes 😂😂😂 what’s your twitter or wtf

  • @kiloismiles
    @kiloismiles 2 месяца назад +32

    heh, now i'm gonna get all the chicks! thanks Mateo.

  • @aaammee
    @aaammee 2 месяца назад +4

    no female gaze will save your face

  • @tristan_840
    @tristan_840 Месяц назад +5

    Hearing My Bloods Valentine music in the background, this is such a birthday gift to me lol

  • @KaiRex27
    @KaiRex27 2 месяца назад +4

    male and female gaze is just gender roles tiktokified

  • @Henrydota2
    @Henrydota2 2 месяца назад +10

    this shit is hilarious. you are destined to blow up on youtube if you keep this going

  • @paulomurici9075
    @paulomurici9075 8 дней назад

    man is crazy how this is useful content

  • @GOYS
    @GOYS 2 месяца назад +4

    focus on your self ❌
    i need girlfriend ✅

  • @Everito_TheBurrito
    @Everito_TheBurrito Месяц назад +1

    I drive a volkswagen, I think I'm stuck in the pirate category

  • @JamalJohnson177
    @JamalJohnson177 2 месяца назад +5

    Bro your actually funny😂 I subbed although I might have got terminal brain rot

  • @powpow8802
    @powpow8802 Месяц назад +1

    funniest video i've seen on here in a while. looking forward to more content

  • @crangado
    @crangado Месяц назад +1

    ngl the most goated generational intro ive seen

  • @chpn-wh6eo
    @chpn-wh6eo 2 месяца назад +7

    Holy shit ecco2k reference

  • @darlox999
    @darlox999 Месяц назад +1

    the comedy on this guy 😭🙏

  • @owenhawkins6500
    @owenhawkins6500 2 месяца назад +1

    Never thought I would think of myself as a werewolf pirate. Good vid ig😭

  • @XenoLordX
    @XenoLordX 2 месяца назад +1

    This is literally the best video ive seen in a while!

  • @dinothekidd
    @dinothekidd 2 месяца назад +33

    Boys, just wear Old Money style and there you get females at once!

    • @KappnSkips
      @KappnSkips 2 месяца назад +3

      old money style big gehey

  • @jd______a
    @jd______a 2 месяца назад +1

    bro you've been killin it with the videos recently

  • @Jan_Spalding
    @Jan_Spalding 2 месяца назад +7

    8:12 crazy how you got all the songs and artists I listen to 😆

  • @shayennebouts4724
    @shayennebouts4724 2 месяца назад +1

    Thoughts so deep they turned into memes
    Memes so hilarious they turned into deep thoughts

  • @devingross8805
    @devingross8805 18 дней назад

    I’m so glad science could be based

  • @funklebunny01
    @funklebunny01 2 месяца назад +1

    When the carti beat dropped I buzzed

  • @c4spar
    @c4spar Месяц назад +1

    frugal aesthetic ah thumbnail

  • @paulomurici9075
    @paulomurici9075 8 дней назад

    i hate how i love this

  • @jacobplata
    @jacobplata 2 месяца назад +1

    I have seen these types of videos and thought it dumb asf, but a mf made each archetype have drip and pull bitches 😂. This is pure genius.

  • @originalusername6142
    @originalusername6142 2 месяца назад +1

    so glad the indie skater pirate made the cut, thats like basically me

  • @gabrielruscic
    @gabrielruscic 20 дней назад

    Dude this is was a great video. Loved all the videogame anecdotes!

  • @surjackeroff
    @surjackeroff 5 дней назад +1

    95% off attractiveness comes down to your genetics btw

  • @Merlin175
    @Merlin175 2 месяца назад +1

    I keep coming back for the intro

  • @dokusha519
    @dokusha519 24 дня назад

    i look like a warewolf and have pirate energy and like to dress as a surgeon

  • @chocorose2203
    @chocorose2203 2 месяца назад +4

    why did i watch this whole video i'm not even a guy el oh el

  • @h0medp
    @h0medp 2 месяца назад +1

    ecco2k is the male gaze

  • @proxorr
    @proxorr Месяц назад

    Bro the editing is on point

  • @KyleTBelmont
    @KyleTBelmont 15 дней назад +1

    Yung Lean

  • @funklebunny01
    @funklebunny01 2 месяца назад

    Love this video good shit I love this style of categorising different fashion niches

  • @tsu895
    @tsu895 Месяц назад

    How to actually get girls: be confident in what you wear, no matter what it is, and ACTUALLY TALK TO WOMEN

  • @quz4r
    @quz4r Месяц назад

    your adam voice has the human factor turned up

  • @hakuwaku
    @hakuwaku 2 месяца назад +1

    no way he made an intro as a trailer for the video..

  • @Crissyyx
    @Crissyyx 2 месяца назад +2

    Guys please be original! Every time i go somewhere i see tons of guys in oversize white t-shirt, like every guy is wearing the same so please be original experiment with colours and clothes. I'm saying this as female.

  • @harisrehan1454
    @harisrehan1454 Месяц назад

    Bro literally described all my personalities

  • @TheMikeFlood
    @TheMikeFlood 28 дней назад

    BRO you forgot another important archetype and my personal choice - The Cowboy. Very trendy these days though somewhat played out at this point, so you gotta embody it to pull off this one. I’ve been a little bit of each of these archetypes I think, interesting to see how personal style evolves.

  • @diddymon
    @diddymon 22 дня назад

    I clicked on it cause I thought it said “female glaze”😭

  • @marabudka7062
    @marabudka7062 2 месяца назад

    Came for advice, stayed for the fire vid. 🔥

  • @cesruhf2605
    @cesruhf2605 20 часов назад

    Oh hell naw my class really is "vampire"

  • @iceblu4713
    @iceblu4713 Месяц назад

    1:56 he became such an expert in female gaze to the point where even his voice changed into pure estrogen.

  • @mattiaseven5869
    @mattiaseven5869 2 месяца назад +3

    I dont says it on this types of video but in this case yes: guys just wears what you want and not the brainrotted tik tok style.

  • @chillzoneyt1
    @chillzoneyt1 2 месяца назад

    I’d do a mix of 2 styles. Billionaire vampire

  • @EliWhitesell
    @EliWhitesell 2 месяца назад +3

    Bro ur deadass so funny u be making me lol

  • @ronengoikhman5895
    @ronengoikhman5895 2 месяца назад

    Brother the memes were on spot.

  • @mahrezlol
    @mahrezlol Месяц назад +1

    8:18 I love Clairo. I’m definitely a pirate lol

  • @kappy_lgr
    @kappy_lgr 2 месяца назад

    no because this makes so much sense oomfie

  • @Lifewitnaomiii
    @Lifewitnaomiii 2 месяца назад

    as a female i 100% agree with this vid.

  • @primaltrainer1018
    @primaltrainer1018 2 месяца назад +3

    My advice.
    1. Black Jacket or Longcoat
    2. Slim Hoodie underneath or White shirt + black vest.
    3. Ripped Slim Jeans, Wearing chains around belt loops.
    4. Black on Belts.
    5. Anckle Boots or Pointed tips

  • @renebaeee
    @renebaeee 2 месяца назад +3

    Girls??!! I want to see men ‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @SandeepSabarish
    @SandeepSabarish 2 месяца назад +1

    2:45 bro got me off guard

  • @jaxby9156
    @jaxby9156 2 месяца назад +2

    Why is this my recommended and why am I watching it

  • @IlllIIIIlllIIlllIIlll
    @IlllIIIIlllIIlllIIlll Месяц назад

    instantly liked after the femal gays joke

  • @davidkizic
    @davidkizic 18 дней назад

    10:01 who the f is editing these videos its a masterpiece, like how do you think of pulling this league loading screen out

  • @Evangelin99
    @Evangelin99 2 месяца назад +3

    5:07 You forgot the mafia dudes on wattpad

    • @xdlol59
      @xdlol59 23 дня назад

      They are the mix of vampires, werewolves and billionaires.

  • @Johnsbrggnfndm
    @Johnsbrggnfndm Месяц назад

    i wanna be a pirate i wanna sail the high seas yarrrr

  • @brawlstars-zj8ro
    @brawlstars-zj8ro 28 дней назад

    always knew i’m an pirate

  • @RaphaCramer
    @RaphaCramer 2 месяца назад

    And the hitman? I'm currently bald and walk in suit everywhere I go. In my head I'm Agent 47

  • @Genn1323
    @Genn1323 2 месяца назад

    Take care of your skin, and hair, don't let it be greasy, and also most girls like it when it's a little longer and stylized than buzz cuts, those are kind of boring. Be clean, smell good.
    Be kind, more than just nice to get someone, be kind to everyone, it shows.
    Learn a little about colors that fit you and clothes, don't be afraid to experiment with style. Classic styles are usually good tho, they naturally make you look better.
    Take good care of your nutrition and help, don't just eat garbage all the time. Be responsible for yourself first, that shows you are ready for being responsible in an emotional bond.
    Be generous, you don't need to have lots of money for this, you can be generous with your time and efforts for people.
    Don't talk to only girls you find attractive and only for trying to get with them, talk to girls to make genuine friendships too, and learn from them.
    Be serious and decisive about romantic relationships. Show commitment.
    And wear long coats in winter! All men look really good in them!

  • @hhuaming9803
    @hhuaming9803 Месяц назад

    This is peak self dev content 😂😂😂😂

  • @georginioo3703
    @georginioo3703 2 месяца назад

    Bro your editing is better than supreme in 2017 or sum like that

  • @yashthorat69
    @yashthorat69 Месяц назад +1

    I be wearin rags dawg

  • @risenblade273
    @risenblade273 Месяц назад

    because of u im going to get girl bru, im subscribing rn

  • @pumpkinmartian
    @pumpkinmartian Месяц назад

    "got some bob marley" and shows mac demarco

  • @electrik9508
    @electrik9508 2 месяца назад

    longest 10 min of my life, good video

  • @letsseepaulallenscard7
    @letsseepaulallenscard7 2 месяца назад +1

    Bros just describing male manipulators (am traumatised)

  • @spectre_sceptre
    @spectre_sceptre 2 месяца назад +1

    ngl this shit funny asf bro didn't expect to see such a banger from a small youtuber
    definitely see the frugalaesthetic inspiration keep it up!
    but please colour grade your camera it's so overexposed i feel like i'm watching a hdr video on tiktok

  • @NelsonGuedes
    @NelsonGuedes Месяц назад

    I'm a cross between vamp, pirate, and surgeon. I'm really not sure what to do, lol 😂

    • @xdlol59
      @xdlol59 23 дня назад

      Niceee, I'm a girl who cross between vampire and surgeon (female version) ✨best styles✨ 🖤

  • @cesruhf2605
    @cesruhf2605 20 часов назад

    Oh hell naw female gaze is basically just "choose one of the classes bro"

  • @pedoletto5138
    @pedoletto5138 20 дней назад +1

    this whole aesthetics/glaze/aura thing feels dehumanizing

  • @Dagumplaboi
    @Dagumplaboi 2 месяца назад

    Wasn't born with a personality I'm still building mine like a perfect Grade gundam model kit

  • @ShindoSteez
    @ShindoSteez 2 месяца назад

    seems like I am mix of a pirate and a vamp

  • @MitchGP
    @MitchGP 2 месяца назад

    nah why does this kinda make sm sense

  • @doit9times
    @doit9times Месяц назад

    ok the way you explained each archetype actually makes sense and that kinda scares me bc why are some of us ladies attracted to werewolves ☹