JaackMaate's Awful Tattoos (And Why He Regrets Them)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @olympiavitali9035
    @olympiavitali9035 5 лет назад +543

    "αδελφη ψυχη" is literally "sister soul" in greek but that's how we say "soulmate" so don't worry lol

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 4 года назад +2

      oh boi is it similar to twin flame?

  • @hnnh621
    @hnnh621 5 лет назад +387

    "You're atheist" "Yeah but my nan's dead" Omg 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @fletchersavva7997
      @fletchersavva7997 4 года назад +2

      Hannah Travers 😂😂😭 this moment cracked me up

  • @Delaney237
    @Delaney237 5 лет назад +554

    The worst tattoos ever are people who get mum and dad on each arm

    • @firstnamelastname5612
      @firstnamelastname5612 5 лет назад +112

      Or the generic sleeve. There's at least one million lads in the UK with a fucking rose or clock on there arm😂dickheads!

    • @luttefisk
      @luttefisk 5 лет назад +6

      daquan shermont III that’s so true😂.

    • @jodalinasparty9718
      @jodalinasparty9718 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha yesss my psycho ex had that 😭

    • @firstnamelastname5612
      @firstnamelastname5612 5 лет назад +1

      @@jodalinasparty9718 if I get witchu you can have two of those

    • @SuperFred001
      @SuperFred001 4 года назад +1

      @@firstnamelastname5612 they spread around the world sadly

  • @shaunarose5351
    @shaunarose5351 5 лет назад +1106

    Who else thinks jack should go on tattoo fixers if he wants his chest one fixed??

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 5 лет назад +79

      no because they'll just make it worse.

    • @bleh1546
      @bleh1546 4 года назад +3

      @money tyreace it's only "amazing" on the show mate 🤷‍♀️ editing does wonders

    • @sarahkelly473
      @sarahkelly473 4 года назад +7

      There’s loads of people who’ve had their tattoos ruined by the tattoo fixers, look into it I think you’ll be shocked

  • @markncl100
    @markncl100 5 лет назад +80

    "He thought it was Norwich Castle" Stevie's throwaway lines are immense.

  • @ASecondOfSilence
    @ASecondOfSilence 5 лет назад +167

    The exact translation of "Αδερφή Ψυχή" actually translates to Soul Sister, but it does mean Soulmate in Greek. Don't worry maate, all good!

    • @olympiavitali9035
      @olympiavitali9035 5 лет назад +3

      Yiota Kastriti νομιζα οτι ημουν ο μονος ελληνας που βλεπει τον jack χαχαχ 😂

  • @ruqayyahqadri6618
    @ruqayyahqadri6618 5 лет назад +339

    Get a "live laugh love" tattoo if you want something classy that you wont regret

    • @clandestiiine
      @clandestiiine 5 лет назад +8

      definitely wont regret 😂

    • @spillthetea6550
      @spillthetea6550 5 лет назад +14

      Or “weird people scare me” to be a little quirky and unique

    • @JOB-kz2sb
      @JOB-kz2sb 4 года назад +2

      @The DX Network You're edgy.

    • @olliemabb7607
      @olliemabb7607 4 года назад +3

      Ruqayyah Qadri no that’s what you have on the living room wall on your house🤣

  • @vhshshshsjskakal
    @vhshshshsjskakal 5 лет назад +516

    Ohhh, that's why the cameras are weird sometimes.

    • @Shroudey
      @Shroudey 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah I thought they might have had something like this set up because sometimes it's way too jumpy, kinda wish they just edited it manually tbh lol

    • @HappyHourPodcast
      @HappyHourPodcast  5 лет назад +84

      Editing manually would mean each clip would take us an extra 5/6 hours to edit.

    • @Shroudey
      @Shroudey 5 лет назад +10

      @@HappyHourPodcast Oh yeah trust I know how much work editing is lol, and to be fair the fact you have that kind of setup is pretty cool, just mean it can be a little hard on the eyes sometimes when it keeps jumping when people are laughing etc

    • @ryanelewis1379
      @ryanelewis1379 5 лет назад +9

      @@Shroudey it's a podcast...

    • @vhshshshsjskakal
      @vhshshshsjskakal 5 лет назад +6

      Happy Hour Podcast it doesn't bother me, I just love listening to the podcasts.

  • @wazzo5129
    @wazzo5129 5 лет назад +220

    *why he ragrets them

  • @ChippysCouch
    @ChippysCouch 5 лет назад +100

    It’s so funny because I remember my friend coming up to me in school with a photo of your Ben Howard tattoo and going ‘mate look at this tattoo Jack got, look how fucking cool this is’

  • @benparker1602
    @benparker1602 5 лет назад +231

    Joker? Nah mate jigsaw

    • @dlCRIXUSlb
      @dlCRIXUSlb 5 лет назад

      Contender for video of the year

  • @klaraxkat_k6454
    @klaraxkat_k6454 5 лет назад +18

    He posted the joker tattoo on twitter and it's actually really fucking good, like the amount of detail it might as well be a picture glued to his body. Heath ledger's joker is the only face tattoo I would consider getting, so I'm pretty impressed

  • @jack36afc18
    @jack36afc18 5 лет назад +114

    Just do a joe Weller and get a brand deal to have them removed

  • @PlainVlogs
    @PlainVlogs 5 лет назад +133

    Anyone else surprised by how the camera focuses on who’s talking

    • @hayouwerewrong8788
      @hayouwerewrong8788 5 лет назад +13

      PlainLuke I mean it makes sense

    • @DUNNY14465465473
      @DUNNY14465465473 5 лет назад +9

      It’s called editing you twat

    • @hannahbellxoxo2414
      @hannahbellxoxo2414 5 лет назад +1

      DARXGAMING 😂😂😂😂

    • @PlainVlogs
      @PlainVlogs 5 лет назад +25

      No, he said that the camera automatically switches to whoever is talking at that moment; specifically for the reason to avoid editing.

    • @EasyJayce
      @EasyJayce 5 лет назад +2

      PlainLuke or the editor just puts the cam on whos talking...

  • @nathankirk6192
    @nathankirk6192 5 лет назад +50

    Do a video showing your tattoos please would be great

  • @mrpartington7
    @mrpartington7 4 года назад +9

    I know the tattooist he is talking about, he tattooed me and took 2 hours to do some shading in one small area. The artist was called Fish. True story.

  • @abbie6338
    @abbie6338 5 лет назад +23

    12:31 why his grand kids calling him dad. Wouldn’t his kids call him dad

  • @krystalmethany1177
    @krystalmethany1177 5 лет назад +10

    Soulsister is actually "aderfi psixi", in Greek it means soulmate

  • @leedsunitedway9511
    @leedsunitedway9511 5 лет назад +46

    I once saw a guy with his post code tattooed on him

    • @MjolnirMarks
      @MjolnirMarks 5 лет назад +4

      McAndrewlad 1 - I’ve met a few hip hop artists in Aus with their local dialing code.

    • @gabrielrodda2455
      @gabrielrodda2455 4 года назад +5

      I know someone with their postcode on their arse after a night out in Benidorm

  • @walzy8130
    @walzy8130 5 лет назад +23

    You think jack of all people would have no tattoos he regrets

  • @perry813
    @perry813 5 лет назад +4

    The Drake one is an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. Lots of other artists have used it too

  • @robcoward6326
    @robcoward6326 3 года назад +5

    Lol. Jack's Greek accent sounded Welsh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markr8690
    @markr8690 3 года назад +3

    "she isn't an angel"
    "I like the symbolism"
    "Okay..."
    "Right..."
    I loved that

  • @haz9808
    @haz9808 5 лет назад +4

    Like the chemistry between these 3

  • @tomc4935
    @tomc4935 5 лет назад +62

    Maybe if you gain like 200 pound your chest will be wide enough for us to read your Ben Howard song quote.

  • @lozzab8349
    @lozzab8349 3 года назад +4

    I got the strongbow logo tattood on my arm only for them to change the logo a few days after 😂🙈

  • @Merkerygm
    @Merkerygm 5 лет назад +5

    i remember you getting these tats then going reading or leeds festival back in the day

    • @Merkerygm
      @Merkerygm 5 лет назад

      never mind vfest... i should have watched before commenting

  • @baileyshaw1335
    @baileyshaw1335 5 лет назад +9

    The scary maze game is the exorcist 🥴

  • @mitch9225
    @mitch9225 5 лет назад +20

    Nahhhh mate, jigsaw

  • @DanSan97
    @DanSan97 5 лет назад +5

    Stevie looking like Badger from breaking bad

  • @StephenIC
    @StephenIC 5 лет назад +25

    A "poke ball". Jesus lol

  • @user-mg7ij4gp4m
    @user-mg7ij4gp4m 5 лет назад +46

    "soul sister" jahahahaha

  • @tearssssss9292
    @tearssssss9292 5 лет назад +8

    Are we just going to ignore how he said pokebal?

  • @joygrimmett7356
    @joygrimmett7356 4 года назад +1

    I piss myself at every podcast and I luv Jack lmao

  • @unoriginalog836
    @unoriginalog836 4 года назад +1

    I've watched this like 8 times and I laugh all the time... 'soul sister' 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rjpper9824
    @rjpper9824 4 года назад +1

    When my grandkids say dad dad whose that man on your arm why are his grandkids calling him dad 😂😂

  • @yungsativa2359
    @yungsativa2359 5 лет назад +4

    don't worry me and 5 of my mates all got the word SHUSH tattooed on us after a night out so it could be worse

  • @AlessioVerrecchia
    @AlessioVerrecchia 5 лет назад +192

    14 minutes of talking about tattoos yet 0 were shown

    • @c_holding8564
      @c_holding8564 5 лет назад +122

      It's a podcast, not channel 4 mate

    • @Al_o_bri
      @Al_o_bri 5 лет назад +1

      He’s just shooting a video based on tattoo fixers mate don’t worry

  • @superevil1621
    @superevil1621 4 года назад +1

    10:22 sounds like Elliot Crawford

  • @CONVERSE1991
    @CONVERSE1991 5 лет назад +3

    I thought the Scary Maze Game was the girl from The Exorcist

  • @gothelvis3541
    @gothelvis3541 3 года назад +2

    The lines were shakey too by the looks of it

  • @catastrophiccarrots5626
    @catastrophiccarrots5626 4 года назад +3

    i am planning to get "Made in Britain" on the soul of my foot

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto2647 5 лет назад +7

    Poke ball? It's pokéball geez hahah

  • @24creatrix1
    @24creatrix1 4 года назад +1

    It's funny that you said "Only God Can Judge Me" on your back, because that was my first tattoo 😂😂 shoulder to shoulder, it's not even small lol

  • @josephiliff2277
    @josephiliff2277 5 лет назад

    did you not think, when editing the video together and it was CLEAR that nobody could see the tattoo on Alfie's arm due to the fact it was covered by the mic stand that it would be a good idea to get a pitch of it to put up in post?

  • @DraperH
    @DraperH 5 лет назад +14

    i swear everyone has an avocado tattoo

  • @DR28089
    @DR28089 5 лет назад +6

    Hahaha Alfie has definitely seen that video ‘You’re Joker!’
    ‘Nah mate Jigsaw’
    ‘Joker?’
    ‘Jigsaw...You wanna play a game?’

  • @Hannah-pk6iq
    @Hannah-pk6iq 5 лет назад +1

    Hooray sound sorted

  • @elisblud
    @elisblud 5 лет назад +5

    10:21 howwww does he sound like tøp
    I'm not offended tho its jaackmaate and he mentioned my favourite band tøp soo

  • @jessicacheetham1308
    @jessicacheetham1308 5 лет назад +5

    I still don't think your grandkids will be calling you Dad mate. Not quite how the family tree works

  • @ashton2507
    @ashton2507 5 лет назад +2

    No need to explain

  • @loum9560
    @loum9560 4 года назад +1

    Scary maze game isnt from saw its it's own thing!! On level 3 you had to concentrate really hard to try and get your mouse through the maze and a scary face pops up😂

  • @GCMYT
    @GCMYT 5 лет назад

    i can relate to some shitty ink that i regret..jack ever wished you had a blank canvass?

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 4 года назад +3

    Wait his mum let him get a tatoo at 16?!

  • @BenjaminGeorgePearce
    @BenjaminGeorgePearce 5 лет назад +4

    Joker?
    Nah mate Jigsaw

    • @The-hidden
      @The-hidden 5 лет назад

      Ben 6 want to play a game?

  • @Bllairy
    @Bllairy 5 лет назад +2

    10:22 more like Example 😂😂😂

  • @Mark3Spark
    @Mark3Spark 5 лет назад +4

    1.33 you want a little mushroom or something

  • @ellaolives
    @ellaolives 5 лет назад +2

    I cry every night of a tattoo too 😂

  • @iLitAfuseiCantStop
    @iLitAfuseiCantStop 5 лет назад

    The quote was also lyrics sung by Lady Antebellum. I don't think that's too bad. I wonder if she or Drake did it first.

    • @perry813
      @perry813 5 лет назад

      LitAfuseiCantStop It’s an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. So she would have done the same

  • @tompollard854
    @tompollard854 3 года назад

    fully rate it Jack G. I have got the bad sketch of Walter on my leg!

  • @GBC4life666
    @GBC4life666 5 месяцев назад

    It’s extra funny now with 2 Pokemon tattoos I’d probably be called a boomer if I wanted a Mario one

  • @blahgraffiti
    @blahgraffiti 5 лет назад

    What happened to the full episode it dissapeared last night

  • @citizenfourteen2781
    @citizenfourteen2781 5 лет назад +1

    Is the guy with the green beanie the actor from Someone Marry Barry? wtf

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 5 лет назад

    If you want tatts next year but don't know what you want, FUCKING DONT. take some time to think about it
    I took 13years before I settled and now I'll never regret it.

  • @iXtraordinaire
    @iXtraordinaire 5 лет назад +2

    Jack, I’ve been watching you since before you got your tats. Actually slightly gutted you regret them

  • @Helloooooo
    @Helloooooo 5 лет назад

    Why did jack and Stevie not speak?

  • @joshlucas2350
    @joshlucas2350 5 лет назад +6

    Oiiii where’s true geor urs video gone the David Ikie one

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 4 года назад +1

    Stevie dude if you don't have an idea about a tattoo . Probably don't get a tattoo mate

  • @kaylejakins8844
    @kaylejakins8844 4 года назад

    I loved breaking bad so major respect 😂

  • @unoriginalog836
    @unoriginalog836 4 года назад

    This vids a classic, so funny

  • @a_watch_enthusiast2149
    @a_watch_enthusiast2149 5 лет назад

    Why do most first tattoos starts with, yeah had it done in some guys house. I was the aame, did find out quarter of the way through that he suggested from regular and very bad Seizures so thanks fuck he didn't have one while doing the tattoo although looking at it you wouldn't think he might have.

  • @charlieday1818
    @charlieday1818 4 года назад +1

    How can you get pushed over by someone who’s putting something on you for the rest of ur life lol

  • @AngelinaCarolanne
    @AngelinaCarolanne 5 лет назад +2

    Yeah but my nans dead ffs 😂😂😂

  • @tinksmith4964
    @tinksmith4964 3 года назад

    He really should start a go fund me... I also have lots of tattoos & I can’t imagine not thinking 10/10 of all of them.

    • @JimothyJohn
      @JimothyJohn 2 года назад

      He's got enough money as it is

  • @LouisJoshua
    @LouisJoshua 5 лет назад +58

    Why is he saying "Poke ball"... it's po-key-ball ffs

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 5 лет назад +3

      why it is spelled pokeball, then?? do you say pokey mans, too?? xD

    • @LouisJoshua
      @LouisJoshua 5 лет назад +3

      ケイリーたん It has an accent over the e that I couldnt be bothered to type

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 5 лет назад +2

      @@LouisJoshua i bet you do say pokey mans.. lol..

    • @LouisJoshua
      @LouisJoshua 4 года назад +1

      ケイリーたん it’s po-key-mon. Pretty simple mate

    • @fuju7871
      @fuju7871 4 года назад

      @@LouisJoshua so the syllables are stretched?
      Instead of pokeyball it's pronounced poh-keyy-ball
      Or is there something else to it

  • @meep1308
    @meep1308 5 лет назад +1

    Amazing

  • @MOO67204
    @MOO67204 5 лет назад +1

    Jamie Oliver mouth

  • @-d1367
    @-d1367 4 года назад

    Better than ksi’s tatoo

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 4 года назад

    If you're doing that you need one guy who's actually gay

  • @Pwnziillaaaa
    @Pwnziillaaaa 5 лет назад +6

    Fortunes alwayssssssssss HIDNIG

  • @lyy90
    @lyy90 5 лет назад +13

    Conclusion: jaackmaate has the 'courage' to insult everyone but doesnt have the balls to let someone know his opinion which resulted in a lifelong fuckup

    • @spencerep3754
      @spencerep3754 5 лет назад +11

      You clearly have never been to a tattoo place and gotten a tattoo

  • @olivermorgan4934
    @olivermorgan4934 5 лет назад

    P

  • @Franklinstein123
    @Franklinstein123 6 месяцев назад

    Poke Ball 😂 how can you possibly think its pronounced like that

  • @thebrucedog8997
    @thebrucedog8997 5 лет назад +2

    I’m 17 and have the majority of my legs tattooed. This video makes me worried about how I will feel in 10 years

    • @ConnorBates1
      @ConnorBates1 5 лет назад +1

      TheBruceDog depends what you have tattooed on it

    • @thebrucedog8997
      @thebrucedog8997 5 лет назад +1

      @connor uk ive got a sleeve on my right leg dedicated to my grands who passed away (don’t think I’ll regret that one) and the other leg has a few band logos on them which I do like right now however I know this is something some people my age do and then regret. Hopefully I dont end up regretting them as I got stroked for them because the artist knew he could charge me more

    • @hugohewitson8470
      @hugohewitson8470 5 лет назад +1

      TheBruceDog you’ll regret the memorial tattoos and you’ll laugh about the band tattoos

    • @ruqayyahqadri6618
      @ruqayyahqadri6618 5 лет назад +5

      Why are you getting tattooed at 17?

    • @fatkingii1092
      @fatkingii1092 5 лет назад

      TheBruceDog what logos you got lad?

  • @callum_brand
    @callum_brand 4 года назад

    come on u irons⚒

  • @mattfr_0573
    @mattfr_0573 3 года назад

    You call it Po-key-mon but a poke-ball? Makes no sense

  • @garylouk8776
    @garylouk8776 5 лет назад +3

    Lesson to be learned
    Never get a tattoo

  • @legend99ish
    @legend99ish 5 лет назад

    Shit jacks marg has a drinking problem

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 4 года назад

    Stevie and Alfie is too much of a camp combo . You need a contrast jacko

  • @barneysgamertag6956
    @barneysgamertag6956 5 лет назад +3

    they're beyond horrendous

  • @RabbitTeaPot
    @RabbitTeaPot 5 лет назад

    “I did wake up crying in the middle of the night cause like I’m always gonna have that on me”
    “Yeah you always get that, like fuck I’ve got an avocado on my arm”
    Erm...no? Lol most of us don’t get that... like at all

  • @lewismason3602
    @lewismason3602 5 лет назад +2

    You won’t pin this

  • @daze-telltaleshtposts5488
    @daze-telltaleshtposts5488 5 лет назад

    Tattoos in general are kind of degenerate

  • @TheDarkResurge
    @TheDarkResurge 5 лет назад

    That guest you have has got to be the most boring guest we’ve ever had to watch.