The Media is Bullying Sloths (For Some Reason)
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- Опубликовано: 24 фев 2024
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Ok 👍👍👍
Jon I'm honestly madly in love with you and all your content I've watched you for so long your literally baby daddy I love youuu keep up the good work pookie🫶🏼
I miss your game reviews please do more
How fitting. I was just about to pirate a game about pirating pirate themed games!
See you again next year, maybe with a good video then.
Crawled out of his montly hibernation to save the sloths. How noble
Montly PyTron
Truly they are Nature's most relatable Icon for him, they too wait for a chance to unleash their true potential.
Jupiter's months maybe
this can only mean six more -weeks- months of content drought
Nordvpn deadline was coming close!
I’m so sorry to hear you’re being bullied, slothtron.
Jon's spirit animals.
Jon's still kinda and somehow less then a sloth then the Internet Slohistorian
I woke up from my Winter hybernation and seems that he too
B-list Does matter
With as slow as he comes out with videos I feel it
>One of the seven deadly sins
>Shows gluttony
Nikcado encompasses both Sloth and Gluttony.
And pride
@@nottegiewHe is all encompassing. Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Lust, Pride, Envy and Greed can all describe him.
@@TheDarkSide11891lust?
@@dtotheawesome8182 Have you seen some of his thumbnails with his partner and some of the things he's talked about?
I love the owl's half-awake 180 and his indignant stare:
"Do you know what time it is? It's 2 in the afternoon!"
"Ever heard of nocturnal animals? Well you just bothered one, pal."
Lmao
I mean, I could genuinely watch 15 full minutes Jon walking around a zoo and interviewing animals. Like that's it, that's the whole video.
Same
@@Sponty Double same
I second this, we want Jon interviewing animals!
Triple same.
I would love to see that too. Should pitch it to JonTron. Hope he sees your comment.
That reporter hates sloths because she has to do a report on sloths while her colleagues are getting promoted.
Yeah that's the energy I'm getting. She's pissed she has to cover this story so she's taking it out on the specialist and the sloths
With that attitude, no wonder they put her on Sloth duty
What's this? An all included tour to Costa Rica paid by the network and all I have to do is half-assedly talk about sloths? faq this shiet!
We're having debbie pull sloth duty again this week after the crying incident at the childrens burn unit.
@@JHenry-nz7hy or maybe that attitude is deserved?
"They call in D#"
*proceeds to scream in A*
Glad I was not the only one to notice xD
Good thing her degree isn't in music.
@@MissRora to be fair, perfect pitch isn't something music majors are just expected to have. It's more like being double jointed: only a small percentage of the population has perfect pitch and there's no good signs that one can learn it through training. I would actually be way more surprised if she just nailed the note out of nowhere without a reference pitch.
*sudden realization*
If the sloths can recognize D# and sing it on command, does that mean that sloths are naturally born with perfect pitch?!?!
God. Thank you. My perfect pitch brain was going insane at that part 🤣
@@francismccarthy5926anyone with perfect pitch MUST mention they have it at any given opportunity holy fuck 😂😂
My favorite recording of sloths is when Sir David Attenborough sneaks up on a sloth and quietly says, "boo!" and the sloth just stares at him as if saying, "not cool, man".
I saw a edit of that video where someone put the Requiem of a Dream music over it and it was amazing.
''They prefer to be alone, until they don't.''
Stunning and brave journalism right there. What an amazing animal.
By animal, you meant the sloth? Always better to ask...
My sister.
_They're just like us..._
Same thoooo.
Soooo... introverts.
Honestly love how friendly that sloth was towards Jon, he wanted to personally thank him for defending his kind.
Oh my gosh. Joey, is that you?
@ib3kii664 yes indeed, 🤣
Shining Force Pfp?? Can't wait to watch your play through
But will you and Juan mature some day?
@@chrislaezur730 Probably not. Best friends are sometimes immature with each other.
13:06 the awkward instinctual turnaround to avoid interaction was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Also painfully relatable.
-im about to do a thing
-oh god a person
The sloth you interviewed at the end really shed light on the matter and I respect him a lot. Thank you for allowing him the space to speak on behalf of his species. He was infact a cool guy.
I hope that scientist was like "I'm gonna screech in this lady's ear and make her think its a science thing"
It is true that Sloth females call out for potential mates, but there is no way that woman did that for any other reason than being annoyed by the reporters stupid questions. She was just using Sloth Biology as an excuse to troll a catty journalist. Honestly, you love to see it.
This is why I want to become a scientist once I grow up. (I'm 34)
@@johnplatypus never stop dreaming!👍
@@johnplatypusyou still have 30 years till your all grown up!
she didn't even scream in the right key smh
Fun fact: there's a giant misconception that sloths are so stupid that they mistake their own arms for tree branches and fall to their deaths as a result, in truth however, that's not the case, this was a one of occurrence that happened to a BABY sloth and the source of this claim comes from the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.
So. A lie, just like the lemmings.
are you telling me The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is not a good source of information? Sounds like Encyclopaedia Galactica propaganda.
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo the one with the lemmings is a lot crueler, it wasn't just some idiot calling them stupid based on a singular accident that happened to an infant, they were getting thrown off a ledge like… well, Lemmings.
*off
He's paid off by the Vogons hahaha
Honestly I love that she enjoys stuff like this that much. Shes clearly passionate about it and isn't hurting anyone. She seems lovely and the world needs more people like her in it.
I respect zoologists more than many people. Mainly because they choose to obsess over other species instead of the bullshit their own species does.
Sloth: exists
“Journalists” : why so slow?! next, we trash the Capybara
More like crapybara
60 Minutes: "Sloths: God's greatest mistake."
JonTron's rent is due and his calendar has a picture of a sloth on it so here we are 😂
Jon: *QUICK, RENTS DUE, WHAT DO I MAKE A VIDEO ON*
*Throws a dart in a random direction after spinning around several times while also blindfolded*
*The dart hits a random calendar in a corner with a sloth on it*
Jon: *SLOTH*
At least it's better than him just watching a RLM video and saying, "I should do that too!"
A calendar is asking a lot from Jon. I'm thinking it was a random suggestion on Netflix that had a sloth on the cover.
😂😂😂 this is a good joke 😂
accurate
I love the concept of being a bystander witnessing a grown ass man walk up to a sloth with a microphone and then *holding it towards the sloth*
Thanks to the magic of video you are that bystander
@@PiousMoltar Thanks to the magic of comment section I've found this reply and it made my day.
Thanks to the magic of the like button I can show you guys how much I appreciate your comments.
And thanks to the Magic of Lithium, the screaming in my head fades away...
Oh, also your comments are nice?
Thanks to the magic of thanks, thanks
I genuinely love the enthusiasm of the zoologist. Recognizing something rare in nature and almost crying because it makes you so happy is just so wholesome. :)
She has a love and passion for creatures. That's cool af
@@jacealbine She was definitely playing it up for the camera.
She talked about herself more than the animals
@@MrEpeeFencer I can't rule that out, and it's entirely possible, granted. That said, I _have_ met natural specialists before, and they do seem to have this vibe, like, generally? I met falconers who basically act the same way, equine specialists who absolutely act the same way, and don't even get me started on the bat specialist that came to our biology class one day when I was a teen (I got a full copy of her book about bats and how they work. That woman was really cool).
I also think it's just a hobbyist thing. I definitely met automobile enthusiasts who're like this for cars, and I personally do geek out more than I should when I randomly go to some store to buy games after groceries, and they somehow have a copy of Megaman X3 in its original Super NES boxart. I mean I don't hyperventilate over it, but still.
By the way, uh, your userename is kickass. Do you actually do fencing, or do you just like both that and épées in general?
@@twaggytheatricks4960 I actually fence all three weapons lol, but epee is my main strength.
"It can't even resist my sword. How useless."
-The spaniard
*Inside my head during the ad*
"Jon Jafari on a safari"
I don't say this often but this comment deserves more likes imo.
I did my part 👍
@HankDeanMan Thank you local Star Ship Trooper/ Helldiver
Applies during the end of the video too!
Yes
"they are solitary creatures and prefer to be alone until they don't"
he just like me fr
me too
We are all sloths in a positive way.
That owl swivelling it's head towards Jon was like, "Yeeeeeeeeees?"
The tiny puffball bats clustered under the leaf was really cute
Alright, come on it's not that serious, come on.
8:06
"They scream in D sharp"
Proceeds to sing an A, the farthest possible note from D sharp.
that's why the male wasn't interested....her notes were wrong lol.
sounds exactly like what a virgin-sloth would think. never heard a D sharp, bro?
Her scream is kinda similar to a sloths though
I thought the exact same thing.
Did you get a tuner up or do you have perfect pitch ?
"Gravity removes any shred of dignity" I think I found my yearbook quote
Yeah hate how true that sentence hit, every mornig when stepping out of bed from now on im gonna be thinking that as my mirror screams in horror! XD
it *is* the most nihilistic psyop..
Ok, that owl turning the head when you held a mic, was terrifying........ Like "Bitch, what did you just say?" energy.
8:19 She’s not even singing a D sharp, she’s singing an A. Valiant effort though 😂.
The slowness of a sloth is perfectly analogous to the slowness of JonTron uploads two years ago.
He was training for this moment the whole time.
Savage but based 😂
Bro I was jonesing all February I was JOHN!!!!!!!! Hector!!!!! Hector!!!!
If we could get a full episode of Jon to just hang out at an animal place interviewing them…. I’d be so happy.
OMG, Pacman Frogs, shouting at him that would be hilarious!
@@theblocksays I would like to see him hang out with Flying Foxes. They are large bats. 😃
Not sure how often Jon collabs, but him at the Urban Rescue Ranch would be hilarious
Good thing there's Maya and her adventures in Alveus Sanctuary.
Y'all should check it out
@@Verchiel_YYEEESSSSSS I WANT JON AT ALVEUS
The random worker walking out the door with that timing just goes to show that sometimes, the greatest comedy can't be written.
These things prove that there's a creator, to me. You can't live in a universe where a perfect comedic moment occurs in largely random circumstances and say that there isn't a creator.
He might be immature, but he's a creator, damnit.
@@tinobemellowwhat?
@@tinobemellow Ah yes... the perfect timing of an employee walking out of a door proves the existence of god..., seems legit.
@@TheArchivistArchive No I think I get what he's saying. XD It's one of those moments that looks and feels _completely_ scripted because of how absolutely perfect the whole "scene" is.
@@TheArchivistArchive yeah. A really immature god with a weird sense of humor. Like a six year old playing with toys.
"If I were a sloth, I would very slowly contact my lawer" classic Jontron joke there sr, much appreciated
Seeing Jon interact with random animals is my new favorite thing.
Its like a taste of before Jaqcues retired, it's great
reminds me of Papa Franku
That was oddly cathartic
Same!
"Jon Safari", animal talkshow is what the world needs
the sloth drawing in that book looks like a damn shuckle
I'm wondering WTF was that "armadillo" at 3:33
I'm so glad someone said it.
Yeah, Shuckle~
DON’T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE
I had to google wtf a Shuckle was.
"They prefer to be left alone, until they don’t."
Sloths are just like me in this regard! :D
Jon…… my man… if you want the sloth to read….. hold the book upside down!!!!
“JonTron roasting 60 Minutes videos” and “JonTron interviewing random animals” are the 2 new genres of RUclips video I didn’t know I needed.
13:06 that 180 turn to avoid that awkward encounter is the funniest thing to me.
I felt that turn in my soul.
I fucking lost it
Relatable
That was the most human moment that'll ever happen.
The way he did it so quick 😭
That owl was having none of those shenanigans
"Was English" is the hardest I've laughed so far this year. Excellent job.
I feel like the people behind 60 minutes are the same type of people who will order a delicious meal, say thank you and tip for the meal, and just drop the most insulting backhanded compliment you have ever heard all because the water was slightly too cold.
all they did was call her quirky lol
@milliondollarmistake that's all you heard on camera. Look at all the shit she talked about the sloths for absolutely no reason. She felt comfortable saying that because she sees the sloths as too stupid to comprehend her insults. She definitely talked shit about that zoologist after they stopped filming
lmao, it ain't that deep
@@brettbrooks5511 calm down it's just a stupid useless animal
@brettbrooks5511 So, she’s insulting a species that can’t fight back? Talk about a bunch of bullies over there.
13:46 Enters turtles' room: "do you think you should be getting a room?"😂😂
I love how 60 Minutes called sloths B tier animals when they're a D tier news program on their best day.
"Is this on the up an up?" I'm crying 😂
The grating concrete slab sfx accompanied with that owl at the end killed me
That sloth bonking your mic at the end had me dying
Me too 😂😂😂
I love that the minimalist Jontron logo is in the background 😂😂
i just love jontronshow. it is one of the actually awesome big budget channels left on youtube
The owl turning his head at Jon! 14:06 😂
Instant fear response from Jon! 😂😂
The owl be like..
"Fck did you said?"
Stolas: I don’t give a shit about Belphegor. Let me alone, now!
@@aztecelotl"Haza, a man or quality!"
13:37 bro expects him to read upside down lol turn the book over 😂
Hey some people can read upside down, who's to say that my boy hanging there couldn't?
Bro Jon could post about literally anything and I'd probably still watch it. Just love the personality and style of editing. I don't really mind waiting a long time for an episode 'cuz I know he's taking his sweet time to bring another banger, and another banger he brought.
It's funny how you mention Sloth from the Goonies in this video because AVGN happened to post a review of the Goonies NES game on the same day as this.
Both videos were also sponsored by a VPN service. But that's less interesting.
Jon's a real G for standing up for the sloths.
For real!!
Jon: "Would you mind getting a room?"
Tortoises: "This is my room, bucko"
I love how a JonTron video comes out every other blue moon, maybe, but they still get 70k+ views two days after upload. We miss you Mr. tron
I love the way your set evolves, with all the little details from past videos. Watching you interview those animals was also really fun, as was the rest of the video! Keep up the good work, please.
Thank god there’s someone like Jon who will fight for the biggest victims of bullying
No the biggest victims of bullying are megatheriums aka giant sloths and they are extinct so in fact you are incorrect
Nah the biggest victem is CaseOh
the whole crowd goes quiet @@bigchungus601
Petition to have a whole channel of JonTron just interviewing animals. It was amazing
It's gonna work until the gorilla looks at him and thinks he's challenging him and goes Kong.
“Shouldn’t have seen the bats, now I’m dying” has to be the funniest part of the video 😂
this is one of my favorite jontron videos ever and perfectly encapsulates why i love his channel so much
Seeing Jon interview animals just makes me want to see him do a full animal Urban Rescue Ranch like episode, where he just interacts with animals in random little bits.
JonTron vs DaBaby (it's over)
That would be a beautiful colab
10:24 bro took the time to print out and FRAME a picture of a naked mole rat for this bit LMAO
I thought she said "Mall Rat".
that's like the least effort John's team puts into a joke. Usually he does much crazier stuff like costumes, greenscreens/outdoor/studio shooting, animations, buying products.......
He probably didn't print it out just for this bit. Jon seems like the kind of guy that always has a picture like this. Just in case.
@@filipsperlYou aren't taking into account the courage and self-control that it takes to google mole rat pictures, select one that works for the bit, put it to print, _touch it when putting it into the frame,_ than keep it a few inches near to your head and look at it from that distance in order to make the skit.
That's the closest to the Vietnam War that a regular civilian will ever get to experience.
Jon ALWAYS commits to the bit.
She legitimately hates sloths so much she reached past the jugular with that "B-List Animal" comment
I remember when my mom and I went to the Cincinnati Zoo years ago. There was a sloth there that was just absolutely booking it all over his branches, we couldn't believe how much and how quickly (by sloth standards) he was moving
Proof that Jon could come on and talk about literally anything and I'm here for it.
I was surprised. I thought "A sloth video, really? This is obviously boring filler content..." And I do think it is more filler content compared to the last two, but it was still great.
“One of the 7 deadly sins.” *shows one of the best depictions of the sin of gluttony possible*
I’m no comedy man but I would of done a picture of myself
even just seeing a picture of that guy makes me feel gross and uncomfortable. i saw some video of him cutting his hair and crying and the hair was going on all these eggs and it made me feel so disgusting that i struggled to make myself not think about it, i hate being reminded of it lol
@@arthurb6882 whose more to blame, him or the multitudes of people that made doing what he does lucrative and popular??
The M1 garand for the WW1 joke got me dying 😂
Hahahahahahahahaa
"Get your story straight 60 minutes. If I were a sloth I would veery slowly contact a lawyer" 😂😂😂😂😂
I love sloths. Looking at their faces just makes me so happy.
Between that and the survivability, 60 Minutes has no reason to pick on them.
Also, those baby bats were adorable.
I wonder how long 60 minutes will survive, by producing trash like this.
Yeah, but if I remember correctly, the job of 60 Minutes, as well as the jobs of most reporting/ news outlets, is to piss on literally everything about something.
That owl was definitely offended
love your videos john when i first found you on RUclips I had to watch all your videos made my day man thank you and keep up the amazing work
I love how she claims sloths yell in D# then proceeds to yell in A which is the furthest note mathematically from D#.
A 4chan post pointing out how Koalas are far more useless would merit bullying Koalas more. Nobody bullies koalas tho because they are cuter.
Fuck koalas, they suck
I actually think Koalas are by far not as cute as sloths, and a lot more unpleasant. Also, yeah. They're less intelligent.
Not to mention they can attack humans, unlike Sloths, that actually like us. I saw a video of one saved on the road and asked for a hug once it reached a tree. That's wholesome.🦥
They're the ones that will starve to death if you take the leaves off the branch, yeah?
Sloths are and look way better than Koalas.
1:05 "one of the seven deadly sins" while showing a picture of nikocado avocado had me howling
Tbh, Nicocado more fits gluttony, but sloth isn’t too far behind.
I like to think Kojima saw Sloth Stealth™ and thought "There needs to be a game about this"
and that's how we got MGS3
The media hates sloths for being able to survive while panda's have been trying to go extinct but humans are trying to keep em alive because of the cuteness factor.
Here's a fact, sloths are most vulnerable to predators when pooping. They poop once every few days and when they do they can lose as much as a third of their body weight afterwards. Also, despite it taking a while to relieve themselves, instead of pooping from a tree, for unknown reasons, a sloth will venture all the way down to the forest floor to do so.
The more you know!
I was wondering why they don't just do it from the tree, unless they just don't like the smell. I imagine not pooping for a few days isn't an issue if it takes them long enough to eat too.
well if they did poop on the tree they wouldn't be able to get that perfect pooping angle & out of courtesy for other sloths.
I'm no scientist but I am also a biological organism. Id bet it's wiping it's ass using the dirt.
They go down to the forest floor because they're sloths, not savages.
"You don't poop where you sleep, or eat where you poopeth ehh...the smell is bad"
"B-list animal? you alright? been in journalism too long?" had me dyiiin!!
I love the fact that you asked the turtles to get a room whilst in their room 😭
I just love their permanent shit eating grin like they just farted in a small space and they're waiting for everyone to notice
8:10 I chose a very poor moment to start drinking my beverage. Nearly died, but that was brilliant.
Didn't know Jon was such big fan of fnaf
I was taking a sip of a 2L bottle and almost dropped it lol, glad I'm not alone
The ending is just the most wholesome Jontron ever. Love it.
Actually one of my favorites ever from you. Absurd video premises are no match.
Absolutely loved this video! Had me in stitches with all the laughs. Great job.
6:35 I love that Spanish! Well done Jon!
His delivery is so funny.
The "Que sentido tiene?" line is my favorite
6:41 I thought he said "it cant resist my sword" like it's attracted to it, which is infinitely better
“I will not have you speak to me that way”
I still can’t stop laughing
I too prefer to be alone, until I don't. So relatable
7:34 Jon/his editors' .gif meta-awareness is impressive. He knows exactly where and how he exists on the internet.
11:14 thank you for this picture, now im scarred for life
Jon out here asking the tortoise at the end if they should get a room as he's entering THEIR room.
"You like a B-list animal" is INSANE
10:53 People who are experts in one field nerd out whenever they see something rare in their line of work. I had a horologist, (someone who studies clocks and time), nerd out when I showed him a Shortt Synchronome clock, of which less than 100 were ever produced, and are the most accurate mechanical pendulum clocks in the world
Had a similar experience with my sister fangirling over meeting and getting the opportunity to take a picture with some guy I've never heard of, but apparently he had authored several well-known books on her specific area of expertise
Jon making friends with the two toed sloth was kinda wholesome, and his reaction to the owl made me laugh.
You can really tell that Jon is using his channel to do cool stuff he wants to do, while being able to write it off as a business expense. Always great to see!
as a strange and unusual animal enthusiast this woman’s joy over odd animals makes me so happy! SHE IS SO REAL LMAOO
Those monsters.
9:39 "periquito ligero" means "lightweight parrot", btw...
Parrrot...
Were they drunk? Lol
I'd love to know how they looked at that drawing and the phrase "lightweight parrot" and concluded "yup, this guy was writing about sloths."
Jon keeping me on my toes with video topics is what I keep coming back for