And what an absolute scumbag to take advantage of what is normally a gesture of comfort. I mean in my naivity, the fact he hugged her after she said she liked anime, I thought it was because it is an unwritten custom among fellow otaku to hug. I mean have you ever been to a convention and seen all the free hug signs? Regardless, I'm surprised the showrunners didn't forbid leaving your seat, since that kinda defeats the point of the whole show.
@@PikaLink91 It is not wrong to not be attracted to fat people. The Joey situation on that second show was absolutely psychotic, but nobody should be tricked into liking someone they've never seen romantically only to discover they're a fucking whale. Being that fat means the person has *HUGE* issues when it comes to their relationship with food and it would only soil the relationship.
For a show about dating the button is like ACTUALLY the worst wingman. Two people can be having like a pretty damn good conversation and the button will just chime in “yknow he has fungus on his stomach” or some shit
The thing that really gets me about The Button is that they clearly filled the show with certain types of people in order to maximize the number of rejections instead of trying to group up people who might be into each other.
It's because the contestants are basically walk-ins. You just sign up, fill out a questionnaire, get assigned a group, and wait in your group's waiting room until you're called. The whole point is that it's a speed dating show, they're not "matching" people they're just going through the paired groups until there's not enough contestants left.
@@KaleidosXXI nah they are manipulating who gets put up against who for maximum awkwardness, at least to some degree. TV producers for shows like this are scumbags
What pains me the most about that show is how easily you could fix the its premise by having the button tap whoever presses it out instead of forcing the other person to leave. As it is currently it's far to easy too hit the button the second it lights up repeatedly to hog as much screen-time as possible instead of giving a shit about the premise whatsoever. It honestly seems to me like it's less about rejections and more about clout chasing.
@@pablinitortellini There's a whole extra level to that . The guy did the same thing as joey where he offered to hug them to tell if they were overweight and rejected them immediately.
This is one of the best episodes in a while and the production value is insane, imagine creating a comedic Bulgarian board game with lore for a 10 second bit
I doubt he made it, he probably bought it off ebay or something, its a fun game, have you never played it before? I always loved the commercials for it growing up in Bulgaria. "Dont. Wake. Kahn Krummmmm! ....By Parker Brothers."
This video is honestly great because it shows the difference between a good fat check and a bad fat check. The first one with Nathan is an example of a good one because he was brief and straight to the point with the hug and didn’t dwell on it repeatedly. The second one with the dude who groped the women in the dark was an example of a bad fat check because not only did Joey fail to realize the chick wasn’t even fat but kept attempting fat checks despite telling himself that she probably was heavy anyways. In all honestly he was probably booted off the show because of this repeated behavior rather than the verdict of the woman herself, but could have been a combination of the two.
@@Aeaaoooaaa Was it good though ? He immediately hit the button right after, and basically the entire crew felt like he was being a massive douche. It's just Joey is an entirely different level of douchebaggery.
@@WeirdWonderful It was good for 2 reasons imo 1) It was brief and sounded friendly. Some people like physical contact by means of hugging, and their character shows that. Now this might not have been Nathan's true character, but it was still tasteful, as his tone of voice and inflection masked his underlying motives well. 2) No matter how well you vibe with someone, appearances do count, and a lot. The guy wanted to confirm that at least size wise, she was ok. And before anyone starts spouting "fat shaming" nonsense, let me clarify that I am not bashing her weight. I am pointing out that people have preferences, and appearance is not exempt. It is fine to reject someone (as a potential romantic partner, not as a human being) based on their appearance.
Only thing that's missing is five minutes of internal dialogue strategizing around each and every decision he'll make that somehow comes out to only a couple of seconds in the outside world.
Joey really went on a dating show about finding a partner without knowing what they look like, and spent the whole time trying to figure out what they looked like.
Because shows like these favor women and not men, at least initially. Women select on height and wealth. Men select on youth and looks. After that sure personality comes into place, etc. Almost no one in these kinds of blind shows ever makes it through once they see each other. Personality is NOT the top thing for which people select for, neither men nor women. It makes Joey look awful because male selection is obvious. They didn't show what kinds of questions women were asking though. "Where do you work? What are your hobbies? Do you travel? What do you plan for the future? How much do you earn?" Selection is different for both. I think the problem is going to the show in the first place. The problem with Joey is he has zero tact nor people skills.
@@throwacnt7603 I agree. These dating shows are purely for entertainment and no one should ever think these things actually demonstrate anything good. People really feeling ashamed/ shaming other for admitting that you care about looks when that’s literally just how humans work. You should only be ashamed if looks is almost all you care about or you’re a crass asshole to people who don’t meet your standards like Joey. and you could tell right away that he had literally 0 charisma when he said “I’m just honest I tell it like it is.” lol
@@necro4258 Yep, zero self awareness and inability to have a pleasant exchange. We all have preferences... don't have to be a dck about it, especially to the point of obsession.
I think as soon as she said she liked anime he was out. He's an Asian American dude, there's no way he could stand being with no weeaboo. But then he was like "Actually...let me just check if she's fat first..."
Honestly that one guy going "She didn't feel objectified by that? That's interesting." is an absolute mad lad. Like they usually get the most unhinged people for these shows because they make good drama but that guy, in that moment, he had his head screwed on.
I remember the women saying, "I can't believe he said that!" because I said the same thing. You can't just tell women exactly what you're thinking! The truth horrifies them! Joey outspergs us all.
@Graham Ferguson the tism was strong with joey. He was so excited to share his idea for spotting "floaters" you know he thought about that constantly to come up with that game plan.
@Hearon Draine he mentioned years ago Jacques was getting really hard to behave on camera IIRC That's why he stopped doing bits with him, it was just too difficult Edit: auto correct jank
I love how the gimmick behind the dark room is not making superficial judgments on appearances and in the very first scene he makes a superficial judgement based on her wrist.
You know... there's "I watch a lot of anime", there's "I cosplay a lot", there's "I even cosplay on a dating show"... and then there's "the producers told me I should wear this so I look as stupid as possible at the expense of-" _cough cough_
Yeah, it really reeks of manipulative producers, tbh. Like they found out she loves anime and cosplay and, having peaked in highschool at a time when it was still "cool" to bully and shame people for liking anime, went "Hey, you should wear one of your little costumes on the show, that'd really work in your favour, honest."
@@artuno1207 Why can't it be both? I have no problem believing "Joey" is exactly that shallow and useless, and the producers may have picked him specifically for those traits, knowing it would inject drama into the show.
@@frocat5163 Yeah it was most likely both. I doubt the show would just hire actors to get scripted moments, but instead get real people who are this insufferable to try and make it more exciting
Honestly I don't care about weight. I've met many girls that people would call "fat" or "chubby" but they are always to sweet and caring. Now if the girl is 300 to 400, then I'll definitely draw the line, but if she's 160 or a bit higher then that's fine.
The fact that there are people who actually think that's a good way to attract people is fascinating, the fact that some people are into that is troubling.
@@WankersCramp69 It's not a good way to attract people, but it's a great way to not waste anyone's time by pretending to be a version of yourself that you absolutely cannot maintain long term.
6:10 did you legit create a board game for a 7 second skit?? You’re the perfect example of what a RUclips channel should be like. The guy even made a shriek costume. That’s insane
@@MarvinPowell1 “Hey Jamie can you pull up that clip of the bear absolutely fucking shredding that moose? It did not give a fuck dude.. You want some DMT?”
I think when people say that they’re “engineers” they’re actually engineering journalists, which are not real engineers. Real engineers would not be this desperate unless they were genuine attention whores which doesn’t really attract the engineer mindset.
Also a problem now that STEM is a hot field to be a in. A lot of people would rather be something else, but get pushed into engineering or whatever. Like how many black girls are literally sick of "black girls code" events they have to go to and they're begging to just be nurses or something. Or recent immigrants from India who'd love to just bust out a 9-5 at a parts store but can't even grab a coffee without someone asking them what tech company they work for.
I mean, even runway models might not meet Joey's standards (i.e., Kate Upton). I'm imagining Joey straight up tearing through dates, leaving eating disorders in his wake.
Lmao apparently when Natasha chose not to see him again, he assumed it's because she liked another guy. These were his beautiful parting words: "Next for me [is] five-foot-two and under, and you gotta be 100 pounds. And I'll let you gain the 10 [pounds.] Peace out, Dirty Jerz is done."
@Jason-vo8td the reason why Jon didn't include that is probably because even he, in his mastery of comedy, was unable to do anything but wretch at the guy.
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that Jon committed to an in-depth Bulgarian multi-joke bit or that his Shrek cosplay had two separate cameo appearances. Always appreciate his dedication to his craft
Man played the system. Man is based. He knows what he wants. Smells like copium to me Now go hit the gym fatty and men might actually look your direction
@@theadeptuszone2901 The cosplay was awkward but a little endreaing, I got a soft spot for dorky chicks and she ain't my flavor but she didn't deserve to get done dirty like that. That fake ass "I feel so bad" just made me feel even worse for her. Honestly if that's the caliber of guy on that show she dodged a bullet IMO.
@@prisondaddy5037 Copium, its definitely compensation lmao. Everybody knows this, and everybody laughs at lifters. You aint fooling anybody lil dickies hahaha
I am so deprived of JonTron content that I have decided to watch this in 10 second intervals, per day, for the foreseeable future. I am praying that stretching this out over 213 days will allow time for more videos to come out so that I may live out my fantasy of always having new JonTron content. Thank you Lord Jafari, may you live a thousand years.
Someone probably pointed this out already, but when Jon's talking about Joey's incident with the Buster sword in ‘98 at 15:20, he also said “it’s been like eleven years” which would’ve been 2009 when the show first aired. Nice attention to detail
@@UnprofessionalProfessor no that was my dumbass not know how to spell concoct properly I am surprised, concaught is apparently a real word not sure what it means tho
@@arturzinurov2146 but you could just ask the follow up question "do you cosplay?" and if so, in my experience, it's more likely she's of normal weight
@@zephy936 I think its a lot less shitty than Joey, plus, I don't think that guy had some insane standard like joey did, that girl was definitely overweight enough that its fair to say youre not interested
@@ZiroWatt yes, but really makes you wonder why they choose to blindfold them when outer appearances still plays such a huge part in most people's choice to date someone..
Jon being Shrek at the end politely asking where he is before going “Na I’m fucking scared” is brilliant, I come back to this video regularly for that one joke.
@@Quincy_Morris They are direct descendents from dinosaurs. Just like reptiles, they are direct descendents of dinosaurs. For example humans ancestors where always mammals and therefore never classified as dinosaurs even though they lived during the same time, just so you understand terminology and the connection between these. It doesnt make you a dinosaur to live in that period of time on earth, there are distinctive differences that defines a species as one. In todays time living birds are genetically speaking dinosaur descendents. So yes they are dinosaurs, aswell as crocodiles for example.
@@Quincy_Morris They are tiny theropods, my friends. Dinosaurs that aren't birds are called non-avian dinosaurs. All birds are dinosaurs, but not all dinosaurs were birds.
I love the button because in literally every situation, the daters hit the button as soon as it lights up to prevent the other person from pressing it.
I think the funniest thing about Joey's whole performance on that show is that he was NOT a "straight shooter" at all... if he'd come out upfront and said something like "I try to take care of myself, and I'm interested in finding a partner who does the same. Do you like going to the gym and eating well?" he would have gotten way better results. By trying to be sneaky about it, he made is so weird and creepy lol
This is my problem with "blunt" people. They seem to translate that to not thinking at all about what they're saying and just being an unapolegetic asshole. What you're saying is a much more considerate way of putting this and turns it into a meaningful desire in a partner rather than just a scummy entitlement like Joey.
@@toxikvik6193 honestly, people praise him for that, but it's actually *worse* because he took what is normally something innocent and turned it into a dick move Joey was at least honest with how shallow he was
@@InfernosReaper In the full episode the anime girl had said she fetishizes Asian people and had a few other red flags, the hug was probably just the last nail
@@riddlerthediddler4392 Let's be real here, he probably didn't care about that other crap, only the fat part. Otherwise, those red flags would've ended things quickly. Hell, the asian fetish would be a thing many dudes would just exploit(as seen on people who go overseas for relationships just to get screwed over)
I knew as soon as she asked him if he is from Bulgaria he was going to reject her, she was definitely going to be all "You can't play Bulgarian board games if you're not from Bulgaria" in some way.
But he's a f'ing idiot. That Natasha bird was plenty hot, AND she loved him, and Joey thinks she's fat, like what's he after, a pray mantis. There is nothing fat at all about her. He's so focused on weight to pathological levels. Today many men say that women have crazy hi standards, and many do, but this Joey dude really is ridiculous, and at 32, he's not changing, he sounds like the type of guy that is never wrong anyway, so there is never anything to fix.
He put so much commitment into this video with the shrek costume, all the sets he was in (even if they were green screen or not) and all the editing god damn thats comittment and the reason im subscribing
Funny that Jon had to look up if birds are dinosaurs because I remember him making a joke with Jacques about exactly that in one of the classic episodes.
Oh Jacques, how we miss you. Your glowing eyes, your robotic bird voice. I guess he got put out to bird pasture, and spends his days cracking wise at anyone and anything that will listen.
Gotta love the rejection as he said "Yeah I am from Bulgaria". Most bulgarian thing is to reject a fat woman as you proudly proclaim your nationality XD Браво Банко
After all these years it's still crazy to me how well done all of these videos are, I guess it's called a show for a reason, but the Shrek scene really just sent me
Not gonna happen, he's made it clear a couple times that filming with his pet is too hard to be worth it, plus he's probably not willing to do whatever its legally required to work with animals now that he has an actual studio and all that
Whose finger is it anyway? The dating show where you get to find out which guys fingers you tasted? Was it pork Joe, beef Michael, or salami Sam. 😂 The results may surprise you!
Joey using the "wrist test" is so funny to me as an overweight girl with thin wrists. I'm pushing three hundred pounds, but all that weight is mostly in my thighs and belly. This test would not work 😂😂😂
its in your torso, dummy. not JUST your belly. and even if it WERE localized within your belly for some reason, the hug brings belly-to-belly. that hug was basically full proof
Jon being scared that we wont come back for part 2 is crazy. I'd watch this man talk about dirt and be entertained. Let alone these ridiculous dating shows.
you joke but I once watched a full TV length episode of a show about a guy learning how to dig a hole. Not like, some super huge or deep hole, just like. 5*5 hole in the ground, went into detail about soil types and everything. God knows Jonathany Tronley could get me to do the same.
@@SissypheanCatboy That wasn't a joke. I would watch an hour long video of Jon talking about dirt. If he was digging a hole while talking about dirt then it would be a masterpiece.
@@DiAn-ud8dy oh fuck yourself, yeah the "men who do the bare minimum aren't special" line of reasoning is valid and i get where you're coming from, but to actually take the effort to call out or confront a misogynist in a social situation is a step beyond
@@aidenconley3378 I like how your response ties back to his point. not being a misogynist doesn’t make you virtuous person it just makes you a decent human being lol it’s something that should be expected, “doing the bare minimum.” if you find not hating women as something to be proud of and humble about, that’s pretty funny.
@@Voltra_ it's the prisoner's dilemma. Instead of hoping that the other person also chooses to not press the button the safest option is to press the button first
theres kind of gambling aspect to this with” i can reject that person now in hopes i get a better one” where it pretty much escalates to never finding miss or mister right.
6:54 was a perfect time to get Jacques back in an episode, he’s a bird and it would have fit the joke perfectly. I mean it is funnier to see Jon pull birds out of his pocket but cmon we miss Jacques
I hope he talks about Netflix' "The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On" next in part 2, a show where newlyweds are tested to see if they cheat and then break up and probably one of the most offensive things on the service.
I had to look this up because I thought, "There's no way that's how the show is supposed to work." The more I read, the more my brain breaks. What is this? Why is this? Huh?
@@BodomsScythe I can’t believe I am explaining this: joey didn’t desired or wanted “physical attraction”. He wanted a “trophy” that would make him look “good”. And that’s disgusting, objectifying and shameful.
The most shocking thing is that Natasha was actually the prettiest one and her reflex-comment about possibly looking into who she is as a person was an incredible sign of humility. She seemed like a great person to just be around.
@@isaac8674if you mean “is it real or not?”, it’s not. If you look in the description, the cast includes people playing the roles of “target” and “Joey [with] Buster”.
Same here, I actually thought maybe Jaque wasn't around anymore? Im only recently coming back to jtron vids so I've been out of the loop for a while. Missed Jaque opportunity 😭
You have to be pretty brave to go onto a show made to reject people based on snap judgements wearing full cosplay. Mad respect though, I hope she found someone who finds someone who respects her for who she is.
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@Don't Read My Profile Picture Loser.
Nuh uh
@Don't Read My Profile Picture you said it like 2 times for a row.
He always sounds so sincere when he says "please come back or I'm fucked"
I was reading your comment right as he happened to say it wow that was confusing haha
Yeah, that was him.
Not a script, not a joke, not a suggestion:
It was a fact.
He makes it sound like we have a choice.
Living the RUclips dream
@@variaxi935 same lol
Aw man they cut the part out where the blind folded guy asked for a hug, and after he hit the buzzer they asked him why. He said it was a gut feeling.
It's just so bigoted to not want to date morbidly obese women
Literally a gut feeling. 😂
NAH
A gut feeling, as in, he felt her gut lmao
it is heartbreaking that all single women are obese.
That hug on The Button was absolutely a fat check to circumvent the blindfold
And what an absolute scumbag to take advantage of what is normally a gesture of comfort. I mean in my naivity, the fact he hugged her after she said she liked anime, I thought it was because it is an unwritten custom among fellow otaku to hug. I mean have you ever been to a convention and seen all the free hug signs? Regardless, I'm surprised the showrunners didn't forbid leaving your seat, since that kinda defeats the point of the whole show.
@@PikaLink91 It is not wrong to not be attracted to fat people. The Joey situation on that second show was absolutely psychotic, but nobody should be tricked into liking someone they've never seen romantically only to discover they're a fucking whale. Being that fat means the person has *HUGE* issues when it comes to their relationship with food and it would only soil the relationship.
We call that 'unbuttoned" in the biz.
@@PikaLink91 She was gonna fetishize him anyway the minute he revealed he was Asian.
@@PikaLink91 Eh. Physical preference is valid. He played the system for an optimal result.
For a show about dating the button is like ACTUALLY the worst wingman.
Two people can be having like a pretty damn good conversation and the button will just chime in “yknow he has fungus on his stomach” or some shit
Methinks the show is less about successfu speed dating and more about giving the audience some fool for the audience to laugh at.
To be fair the button kind of backed up Mitsuri
Bro frrr
@@ironmaster6496 yea but wtf was the blindfold also how and why was she dressed like mitsuri
It's okay it's all scripted 😂
The thing that really gets me about The Button is that they clearly filled the show with certain types of people in order to maximize the number of rejections instead of trying to group up people who might be into each other.
Anyone who'd go on a show like The Button are the type of people who'd reject 99.9% of people though.
I mean…would you still watch the show if they did like each other?
It's because the contestants are basically walk-ins. You just sign up, fill out a questionnaire, get assigned a group, and wait in your group's waiting room until you're called. The whole point is that it's a speed dating show, they're not "matching" people they're just going through the paired groups until there's not enough contestants left.
@@KaleidosXXI nah they are manipulating who gets put up against who for maximum awkwardness, at least to some degree. TV producers for shows like this are scumbags
What pains me the most about that show is how easily you could fix the its premise by having the button tap whoever presses it out instead of forcing the other person to leave.
As it is currently it's far to easy too hit the button the second it lights up repeatedly to hog as much screen-time as possible instead of giving a shit about the premise whatsoever.
It honestly seems to me like it's less about rejections and more about clout chasing.
The Button: “You know how dehumanizing Tinder is? What if we made it worse?”
I hope these people got paid to do this stupid shit and ruin their lives.
Kek
... and then what if we also edited the crap out of the footage to the point it changes the context of whats happening entirely. - The button.
And sprinkled in random facts with the auto tuned announcer voice that sounds like a child, totally helping the romantic mood.
@@ge2719 I mean thats how pretty much all TV is sadly. Even the other show "Dating in the dark" I 100% am sure was at least partially scripted.
I felt so bad for everyone on The Button, that looked so uncomfortable for everyone involved.
Hasan Abi reacts to it all the time and pretends to be white but he is from the sand.
The people pushing that button like their life depended on it seemed in their element.
Especially the one with the cosplayer woman. Got so many levels of second hand embarrassment from that shit
@@pablinitortellini There's a whole extra level to that . The guy did the same thing as joey where he offered to hug them to tell if they were overweight and rejected them immediately.
@@pablinitortellini I'm pretty sure he hugged her to get an idea of her weight :|
Natasha: I'm in love!
Joey: She's fat :(
*Next date*
Natasha: He's really gross
Joey: She's so into me bro
Lmao
AH. OKAY. I get it now, that’s why people watch this garbage. That’s hilarious.
and she still almost falls for that loser lmao
These dudes are so shallow lmfao
She was a picky mcdonalds fanatic
This is one of the best episodes in a while and the production value is insane, imagine creating a comedic Bulgarian board game with lore for a 10 second bit
I was laughing so hard 🤣 😂
I want it
Why is it that all us engineers have the charm of a mouldy orange. It must be part of the education, they just slip it in.
@@kingcosworth2643 yeah it's a secret part of the curriculum. That and not being able to cook but one culture of food lmao
DON'T WAKE KHAN KRUM
Banko had a frame perfect button smash, probably from all that Don't Wake Khan Krum
Fear. It Changes people.
This is the best joke in the comment section, well done!
That guy was fucking massive too, shocked the button survived that
The fact that he made an actual Don’t Wake Kahn Krum board game really took this video to the next level
I doubt he made it, he probably bought it off ebay or something, its a fun game, have you never played it before? I always loved the commercials for it growing up in Bulgaria.
"Dont. Wake. Kahn Krummmmm! ....By Parker Brothers."
@@RxYouth America has "Don't Wake Daddy."
Bruh, the "on no" had me in tears.
plus the Shrek getup. Jon is so good.
I'd buy one.
As a Bulgarian, I appreciate the shliokavica and Khan Krum bit. My wife and I got a good chuckle out of that. Might have rewinded it several times. :D
Lololololol! Go back to Sophia
I think JT said slivovica (another name for rakia) and not shliokavica, he just mispronounced it.
i read it with john's bulgarian accent
That bit actually made me research bulgarian history and who was Khan Krum. He was a a nice king apparently.
Not if you were a Byzantian emperor. ;)
Nathan 100% the second he heard that she watched anime in his mind he started to concoct the plan to check her physical prowess
Concoct but yeah he was on the case lol...
This video is honestly great because it shows the difference between a good fat check and a bad fat check. The first one with Nathan is an example of a good one because he was brief and straight to the point with the hug and didn’t dwell on it repeatedly. The second one with the dude who groped the women in the dark was an example of a bad fat check because not only did Joey fail to realize the chick wasn’t even fat but kept attempting fat checks despite telling himself that she probably was heavy anyways. In all honestly he was probably booted off the show because of this repeated behavior rather than the verdict of the woman herself, but could have been a combination of the two.
@@Aeaaoooaaa Was it good though ? He immediately hit the button right after, and basically the entire crew felt like he was being a massive douche.
It's just Joey is an entirely different level of douchebaggery.
@@WeirdWonderful It was good for 2 reasons imo
1) It was brief and sounded friendly. Some people like physical contact by means of hugging, and their character shows that. Now this might not have been Nathan's true character, but it was still tasteful, as his tone of voice and inflection masked his underlying motives well.
2) No matter how well you vibe with someone, appearances do count, and a lot. The guy wanted to confirm that at least size wise, she was ok.
And before anyone starts spouting "fat shaming" nonsense, let me clarify that I am not bashing her weight. I am pointing out that people have preferences, and appearance is not exempt. It is fine to reject someone (as a potential romantic partner, not as a human being) based on their appearance.
I mean... understandable
Nathan circumventing the blindfold by asking for a hug is more anime than Sam's outfit. Truly a Light Yagami moment.
That was diabolical lol
Just according to keikaku
Only thing that's missing is five minutes of internal dialogue strategizing around each and every decision he'll make that somehow comes out to only a couple of seconds in the outside world.
Truly a pushes-glasses-up-bridge-of-nose-catches-glare situation
@@kyubeycoobie3568 Whats diabolical is trying to entrap people like this and shame them into
Joey really went on a dating show about finding a partner without knowing what they look like, and spent the whole time trying to figure out what they looked like.
Because shows like these favor women and not men, at least initially. Women select on height and wealth. Men select on youth and looks. After that sure personality comes into place, etc. Almost no one in these kinds of blind shows ever makes it through once they see each other. Personality is NOT the top thing for which people select for, neither men nor women. It makes Joey look awful because male selection is obvious. They didn't show what kinds of questions women were asking though. "Where do you work? What are your hobbies? Do you travel? What do you plan for the future? How much do you earn?" Selection is different for both. I think the problem is going to the show in the first place. The problem with Joey is he has zero tact nor people skills.
@@throwacnt7603 I agree. These dating shows are purely for entertainment and no one should ever think these things actually demonstrate anything good. People really feeling ashamed/ shaming other for admitting that you care about looks when that’s literally just how humans work. You should only be ashamed if looks is almost all you care about or you’re a crass asshole to people who don’t meet your standards like Joey.
and you could tell right away that he had literally 0 charisma when he said “I’m just honest I tell it like it is.” lol
@@necro4258 Yep, zero self awareness and inability to have a pleasant exchange. We all have preferences... don't have to be a dck about it, especially to the point of obsession.
I mean she fetishized asian men so...
It's almost like they cast people for dramatic effect? :D
I love how every arc in JonTron is just so random, Star Wars games, workout videos, health gurus, GOOP, and now dating shows!
A good comedian has a diverse and incredibly specific series of interesting topics which they can specifically lampoon.
Can we appreciate that Jon included 4 different seagull attack videos in a video that had nothing to do with seagulls? Truly elite content
I was half-hoping for a Birdemic callback
Sea gulls ain't birds?
First one was a hawk though
She literally brought up seagulls wdym
Seagulls... mmm... stop it now!
Nathan embodied what it means to be cold, cunning, and nefarious by going for that hug, we all know what he was doing
I think as soon as she said she liked anime he was out. He's an Asian American dude, there's no way he could stand being with no weeaboo.
But then he was like "Actually...let me just check if she's fat first..."
@@dildonius wrong, if she was asian he would have let it slide
Sooooo… racism and fat-phobia in the same thread?
@@PolishTamales Oh yeah, it may have been cruel but it was very clever
@@dildonius WTF is a weaboo?
Honestly that one guy going "She didn't feel objectified by that? That's interesting." is an absolute mad lad. Like they usually get the most unhinged people for these shows because they make good drama but that guy, in that moment, he had his head screwed on.
Facts!
I remember the women saying, "I can't believe he said that!" because I said the same thing. You can't just tell women exactly what you're thinking! The truth horrifies them! Joey outspergs us all.
@@TheLurker1647 Gigachad energy.
@@TheLurker1647 You must be real fun at parties
@Graham Ferguson the tism was strong with joey. He was so excited to share his idea for spotting "floaters" you know he thought about that constantly to come up with that game plan.
The being terrified of birds segment makes me miss Jacque.
damn, I never thought about it like that
We all miss Jon’s pet cyborg dinosaur.
Wait what happened to Jacque?
@@Rezno2050in all honesty jacque is certainly dead by now but he originally took him out of the videos for stress related reasons
@@GhengizKanye Not sure about that. 3 years ago he makes an appearance in the "Jacques Exposed" video. Bird is likely fine. Conures live a while.
Jon: Pulls fake birds out of his pockets for a bit
Jacques: I guess I am chopped liver
Yeah what happened to him where is he
Is he even still alive at this point?
@Hearon Draine he mentioned years ago Jacques was getting really hard to behave on camera IIRC
That's why he stopped doing bits with him, it was just too difficult
Edit: auto correct jank
@@TriforceChad HERESY!
Jacques is an old cranky bird. Wouldn't be fun for him to just get made to do stuff on camera.
I love how the gimmick behind the dark room is not making superficial judgments on appearances and in the very first scene he makes a superficial judgement based on her wrist.
yea which just shows how stupid he is XD
And that she was the most attractive one made it even funnier to me.
even in the blindfold thing that hug was 100% about feeling her size
@@GPEtana would do the same thing in the same situation
@@thewhitetophat8965 ok but also why even sign up for it?
“They’re blind. Not Spanish.”
Goodness. Missed you, Jon.
hi space chicken
hi space chicken
He don't know you little bro
You know... there's "I watch a lot of anime", there's "I cosplay a lot", there's "I even cosplay on a dating show"... and then there's "the producers told me I should wear this so I look as stupid as possible at the expense of-" _cough cough_
Yeah, it really reeks of manipulative producers, tbh. Like they found out she loves anime and cosplay and, having peaked in highschool at a time when it was still "cool" to bully and shame people for liking anime, went "Hey, you should wear one of your little costumes on the show, that'd really work in your favour, honest."
@@ElFreakinCidCosplays as Frank Woods.
I thought the button was bad, didn't realize that Joey could singlehandedly make the button look like an amazing show
“Rosie is terrified of birds.”
Jacque: HOW DARE YOU. YOU KNOW MY FATHER WAS A BIRD
His mother was PigeonPoopenheimer
RIP Jacque
@@Syndr055 Jacques isnt dead?
Jacques reminds me of poor Songbird in BS:I :-(
Jacques gotta be at least a decade old, do birds even live that long?
"They're blind, not Spanish" is a pretty great line.
Isnt that like a RvB joke?
His writing is always spot on
@@thevocatiousunspeakables709 I want to say yes
Cool you have 666 likes
Joey was so confident after figuring out she wasn't overweight...only to get rejected...Lol
9:20 the amount of effort that went into the Shrek costume is unbelievable
For a sec I thought he jumped to that dating show where they dress people up in elaborate beast costumes, full makeup and all.
@@A_Ducky that's probably one of the date shows :) For a sec even thought, WOAH so much effort for a small skit.
Jon has that Shrek the musical drip
@@gamerdweebentertainment1616
Ohhh lol, could be. I only like cliffhangers in this particular instance..coz it's for sure we get another video. 👌
More of an effort than Jacksfilms
I'm actually truly hyped for part two, dating shows are completely wild
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
I wonder if he has the intestinal fortitude of MILF Manor? 🥶
@@TippyHippy Mad Libs
@@TippyHippy hamster status: TROLLED!!
@@TippyHippy sounds like you goofed him good
Man, towards the end, it looked like even the other guys noticed that Joey was a walking red flag HAHAHA
“That’s interesting.” Translation: “Holy shit, this guy has, like, no self awareness.”
It was so over the top that I'm inclined to believe Joey was placed there in the show by the producers to inject some drama into the show.
@@artuno1207 Why can't it be both? I have no problem believing "Joey" is exactly that shallow and useless, and the producers may have picked him specifically for those traits, knowing it would inject drama into the show.
@@frocat5163 Yeah it was most likely both. I doubt the show would just hire actors to get scripted moments, but instead get real people who are this insufferable to try and make it more exciting
@@artuno1207 You think TV-shows would hire actors so its actually somewhat entertaining to watch?
The board games absolutely killed me, especially Don’t Wake Khan Krum, literally.
I love how Jon is just constantly slamming Joey like he is the worst human being ever, and considering the fact that he is from Jersey he is not wrong
Joe is pretty terrible.
@@randomname4726 In Jersey he's considered a 10/10
guy doesnt want fatty _worst human being_
fatty wants 6ft 6 figures _liek know your worth you go gurl_
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 if that's true then why does he need to be on a dating show?
that was probably the 284th time he struck out in a row.
@@darkshadowsx5949 Cause he's from Jersey. Who would date someone from Jersey other than another person from the state
Joey: I’m a straight forward guy. Also joey: does a wrist grab to check weight instead of just asking
idk man that seems pretty straight forward to me
Honestly I don't care about weight.
I've met many girls that people would call "fat" or "chubby" but they are always to sweet and caring.
Now if the girl is 300 to 400, then I'll definitely draw the line, but if she's 160 or a bit higher then that's fine.
@RatedE Stops Commercial Fishing If you were straight forward, you wouldn't care as much about being rude
Oh, honey, have you ever actually tried talking to a woman? Every other word out of their mouth is a lie, Joey was just ahead of his time.
@@Bone220 160 to 300-400 is a big jump...lol...I doubt if your range is as "big" as you say...lol.
Joey coming in here full of confidence directly admitting "Hey I'm an asshole and full of shit"
Joey went in for the wrist test and immediately thought “I can’t immediately feel the bone! Who is this fat bitch that I’m talking too?”
The fact that there are people who actually think that's a good way to attract people is fascinating, the fact that some people are into that is troubling.
He said he was from Jersey. Same thing.
I dont seen no baby kangaroo
@@WankersCramp69 It's not a good way to attract people, but it's a great way to not waste anyone's time by pretending to be a version of yourself that you absolutely cannot maintain long term.
6:10 did you legit create a board game for a 7 second skit?? You’re the perfect example of what a RUclips channel should be like. The guy even made a shriek costume. That’s insane
I love how this video went from Jon talking about dating shows to Jon laughing at Joey for ten minutes straight. Joey deserves it though.
He's the third or fourth worst Joe I know. But Rogan is pretty cool, at least.
@@MarvinPowell1 “Hey Jamie can you pull up that clip of the bear absolutely fucking shredding that moose? It did not give a fuck dude.. You want some DMT?”
He's a New Yorker. He was born to roast Jersey.
He just says what we all think lmao.
@@silverscorpio24 Well, he was actually born in California, but I guess anyone can rag on Jersey.
I am still laughing and giggling for that "Dont wake khan krum" joke, god damn, that was too good.
I love how Joey doesn’t fit any of the typical engineering stereotypes and yet he still makes us all look like the worst
I think when people say that they’re “engineers” they’re actually engineering journalists, which are not real engineers. Real engineers would not be this desperate unless they were genuine attention whores which doesn’t really attract the engineer mindset.
Also a problem now that STEM is a hot field to be a in. A lot of people would rather be something else, but get pushed into engineering or whatever. Like how many black girls are literally sick of "black girls code" events they have to go to and they're begging to just be nurses or something. Or recent immigrants from India who'd love to just bust out a 9-5 at a parts store but can't even grab a coffee without someone asking them what tech company they work for.
Actually they fit ALL of them
Huge tech bro vibes haha
I like the fact that he fits so many Jersey stereotypes but also somehow makes us look even worse.
Joey calling Natasha overweight is insane, i feel like the man was expecting only runway models with
I mean, even runway models might not meet Joey's standards (i.e., Kate Upton).
I'm imagining Joey straight up tearing through dates, leaving eating disorders in his wake.
Their organs would shutdown and they'd die at that body fat percentage lol
Lmao apparently when Natasha chose not to see him again, he assumed it's because she liked another guy.
These were his beautiful parting words: "Next for me [is] five-foot-two and under, and you gotta be 100 pounds. And I'll let you gain the 10 [pounds.] Peace out, Dirty Jerz is done."
@Jason-vo8td the reason why Jon didn't include that is probably because even he, in his mastery of comedy, was unable to do anything but wretch at the guy.
@@Jason-vo8tdso like... a child???
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that Jon committed to an in-depth Bulgarian multi-joke bit or that his Shrek cosplay had two separate cameo appearances. Always appreciate his dedication to his craft
We all knew what was coming when he asked for that hug. Truly diabolical.
The elephant in the room
@@matthewjury4385 LMAO
Man played the system. Man is based. He knows what he wants. Smells like copium to me
Now go hit the gym fatty and men might actually look your direction
Besides the out of nowhere cosplay thing she was cute tbh. The "I really needed a hug" kills me :c
@@theadeptuszone2901 The cosplay was awkward but a little endreaing, I got a soft spot for dorky chicks and she ain't my flavor but she didn't deserve to get done dirty like that.
That fake ass "I feel so bad" just made me feel even worse for her. Honestly if that's the caliber of guy on that show she dodged a bullet IMO.
It was an honor everybody, see you in 7 months for part 2
🫡 it is written.
Actually though.
Cya next year
Nah, he said he'd be back soon so there will probably be a new video soon, right guys? ... right guys?
absolutely, you know you will be frothing at the mouth in anticipation for another content drop from the jontron in that time heh, we all will be.
The button is the dumbest dating concept ever.
It becomes a competition where the person who hits the button wins.
Yep
The trouble Jon goes through just for a 5 second bit never ceases to amaze me.
“They’re blind, not Spanish” made me laugh so hard.
What'd you say? I wasn't listening.
I like how Banko is a BABY from the neck up and a Chad from the neck down 😂
Banko is best boy
overcompensation
@@faselblaDer3te lol nogainz
@@faselblaDer3te or maybe he’s into body building? Not everything a person does to their body is to attract people.
@@prisondaddy5037 Copium, its definitely compensation lmao. Everybody knows this, and everybody laughs at lifters. You aint fooling anybody lil dickies hahaha
Ironic that it ends with Jon begging us, the viewers, for a second date in the upcoming sequel
I am so deprived of JonTron content that I have decided to watch this in 10 second intervals, per day, for the foreseeable future. I am praying that stretching this out over 213 days will allow time for more videos to come out so that I may live out my fantasy of always having new JonTron content. Thank you Lord Jafari, may you live a thousand years.
Reading that made my cry, fall to my knees and shiver until I puked
Don't worry dude, watch it without stopping, he literally says at the end that he is going to upload part 2 very soon. He was kinda desperate about it
bro i hate to break it to you, but this vid will only last you 129 days by doing that
@@RadiantPlane0 130 days if he adds another day for the extra 2 seconds
bro, you okay? XD Just rewatch some vids per day lol.
Someone probably pointed this out already, but when Jon's talking about Joey's incident with the Buster sword in ‘98 at 15:20, he also said “it’s been like eleven years” which would’ve been 2009 when the show first aired. Nice attention to detail
Just shows how much Jon cares about his content.
Jon is like that cousin you only get to see at the odd event each year, but when you see him, it's golden.
You're like 4 years younger and tied to their hip
ORIGINAL comment 🙄
Bro puts on a whole ass costume, face paint + with prostetics FOR A 10 SECOND CLIP 🥶 I respect it.
Nathan knew what he was doing when he asked for a hug. His first test was when he initially went to reach for a handshake.
I didn't see him feel her wrist, tho 😂
I guarantee you it was cause she said she watches anime. The second he heard that in his mind he started to concoct the plan to check how fat she was
@@arturzinurov2146 Is that one of those acceptable, British-y spellings of "concoct?" Genuinely asking.
@@UnprofessionalProfessor no that was my dumbass not know how to spell concoct properly I am surprised, concaught is apparently a real word not sure what it means tho
@@arturzinurov2146 but you could just ask the follow up question "do you cosplay?" and if so, in my experience, it's more likely she's of normal weight
Damn son, Sam's tactic of a hug as soon as he heard she liked anime - he knew what he was checking for...savage
Its shitty but oh my god that was smart too
@@zephy936 I think its a lot less shitty than Joey, plus, I don't think that guy had some insane standard like joey did, that girl was definitely overweight enough that its fair to say youre not interested
@@ZiroWatt yes, but really makes you wonder why they choose to blindfold them when outer appearances still plays such a huge part in most people's choice to date someone..
That was brutal! But quick. Unlike the Joey guy. And his extremely unrealistic expectations. Sneaky check by hug is mild compared to that.
@@cooraa almost like the show has zero actual interest in making connections and just wants to be a platform for people to pretend theyre "so picky" 😆
Can't wait for part two in a few years.
You mean decades.
That hope is the only thing keeping me from ending it all
lmao
YES! It's already coming quickly.
“YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT! YOU WILL PAT FOR THIS!”
Jon being Shrek at the end politely asking where he is before going “Na I’m fucking scared” is brilliant, I come back to this video regularly for that one joke.
“Don’t wake Khan Krum” is an instant classic!! 😂
All those who said otherwise are now deceased.
Common Bulgarian W
Oh no
@@Zheeraffa1 rightfully so
Crazy that I was just reading about Khan Krum
Gotta give major props to Jon's wife for just standing there while her husband hits her with the infra-red goggles.
More props for having him scream at her chest
thanks for letting me know that he was married...i was gonna ask whether he's single or not...😅
That’s his wife?!
Wait he’s MARRIED?!
@@reginlief1 Surprise! If you wanna know more, there's a podcast he did (two, actually!) with Internet Historian!
@@reginlief1 yup
Jon acknowledging the existence of Bulgaria has put me into existential shock. We did it boys, *we are now canon*
Айде брат
Don’t wake Khan Krum made me shit myself laughing
never been more proud and patriotic най-после разбирам Ботев и Левски
Don't wake Krum, or he'll turn you into a cup.
I tip my Bolognese to you, sir. Welcome!
The "please come back or I'm fucked" is almost as effective as "I need money to buy food". Jontron knows how to sell his stuffs
Everyone Else: Dating in the dark
Joey: Groping in the dark
"Here's the thing with birds. *THEY* *ARE* *DINOSAURS* " Absolutely killed me. 😂
They aren’t tho. They are birds
@@Quincy_Morris they are also dinosaurs
@@Quincy_Morris They are direct descendents from dinosaurs. Just like reptiles, they are direct descendents of dinosaurs. For example humans ancestors where always mammals and therefore never classified as dinosaurs even though they lived during the same time, just so you understand terminology and the connection between these. It doesnt make you a dinosaur to live in that period of time on earth, there are distinctive differences that defines a species as one. In todays time living birds are genetically speaking dinosaur descendents. So yes they are dinosaurs, aswell as crocodiles for example.
@@Quincy_Morris Dude, have you not watched Jurassic Park? They cover that in the beginning of the movie.
@@Quincy_Morris They are tiny theropods, my friends. Dinosaurs that aren't birds are called non-avian dinosaurs. All birds are dinosaurs, but not all dinosaurs were birds.
The amount of times my life has been on the line for Quantum Computing is immeasurable.... Jon is always so relatable.
I didnt know he was still alive! he didnt jump the shark like H3H3 yet.
9:30 our boy was measuring the circumference 💀
Gave her that C = 2 * π * R hug.
I love the button because in literally every situation, the daters hit the button as soon as it lights up to prevent the other person from pressing it.
Why DOES it light up though? What's the pattern?
@@PikaLink91 I mean there’s a reason all those contestants are single. Not a single cell in them has the ability to commit lol
They really need to revise their format, maybe give the contestants one press of the button per person or something
@@troillandford7679 Or has a single ounce of good or wholesomeness.
@@Pallamut so like tinder basically. Pay for more extra button pushes lmao
"Please come back or I'm fucked." is the most genuine and relatable thing anyone can say 🤣
I think the funniest thing about Joey's whole performance on that show is that he was NOT a "straight shooter" at all... if he'd come out upfront and said something like "I try to take care of myself, and I'm interested in finding a partner who does the same. Do you like going to the gym and eating well?" he would have gotten way better results. By trying to be sneaky about it, he made is so weird and creepy lol
This is my problem with "blunt" people. They seem to translate that to not thinking at all about what they're saying and just being an unapolegetic asshole. What you're saying is a much more considerate way of putting this and turns it into a meaningful desire in a partner rather than just a scummy entitlement like Joey.
At least do it like nathan, who while a he was a gigantic ass was at least subtle and not creepy about it
@@toxikvik6193 honestly, people praise him for that, but it's actually *worse* because he took what is normally something innocent and turned it into a dick move
Joey was at least honest with how shallow he was
@@InfernosReaper In the full episode the anime girl had said she fetishizes Asian people and had a few other red flags, the hug was probably just the last nail
@@riddlerthediddler4392 Let's be real here, he probably didn't care about that other crap, only the fat part. Otherwise, those red flags would've ended things quickly. Hell, the asian fetish would be a thing many dudes would just exploit(as seen on people who go overseas for relationships just to get screwed over)
I knew as soon as she asked him if he is from Bulgaria he was going to reject her, she was definitely going to be all "You can't play Bulgarian board games if you're not from Bulgaria" in some way.
Joey has the energy of a man between 12-22 at all times while being 32.
But he's a f'ing idiot. That Natasha bird was plenty hot, AND she loved him, and Joey thinks she's fat, like what's he after, a pray mantis. There is nothing fat at all about her. He's so focused on weight to pathological levels. Today many men say that women have crazy hi standards, and many do, but this Joey dude really is ridiculous, and at 32, he's not changing, he sounds like the type of guy that is never wrong anyway, so there is never anything to fix.
I hope he's a lonely and depressed man-child. What a douchebag, loved Jon's segments on this video!!!
joey broke up with his ex cuz she was getting bigger.
Based on the fact he thought natasha was overweight ima assume his ex gained like 5 pounds and bro was like im done
@@zephy936if Natasha was fat I’m assuming his ex got above 100 pounds
Seeing jon as Shrek was like seeing the face of an angel
If only we had Arin as Donkey like that one meme image
@@pinkanimositygaming He already is
He put so much commitment into this video with the shrek costume, all the sets he was in (even if they were green screen or not) and all the editing god damn thats comittment and the reason im subscribing
Funny that Jon had to look up if birds are dinosaurs because I remember him making a joke with Jacques about exactly that in one of the classic episodes.
I think he made that joke in Dino City
I guess we know Jontron has no continuity.
Where is Jacques? He didn't pass away did he? 😮
Oh Jacques, how we miss you. Your glowing eyes, your robotic bird voice. I guess he got put out to bird pasture, and spends his days cracking wise at anyone and anything that will listen.
@@Abigail_0-0 He took Jacques out his pocket and onto the ground on the episode
*Host:* "To help you focus on your date's personality and mind, we've turned out the lights."
*Joey:* "Muhuhaha, the fools. _I'll just use my hands."_
The JonTron show put more effort into Bulgarian representation than Eurovision. Props, IvanStol.
We Stan Banko.
@@kgpspyguy Banko proud Bulgarian Balkan KING 💪💪💪💪💪
Gotta love the rejection as he said "Yeah I am from Bulgaria". Most bulgarian thing is to reject a fat woman as you proudly proclaim your nationality XD Браво Банко
After all these years it's still crazy to me how well done all of these videos are, I guess it's called a show for a reason, but the Shrek scene really just sent me
6:54 my heart skipped a beat and I thought we were going to get the first Jacques appearence in years.
Ahmmmmmm..... Guys, who's gonna tell them?
@Drunkhas Cocina wait what happened to Jacque?
Not gonna happen, he's made it clear a couple times that filming with his pet is too hard to be worth it, plus he's probably not willing to do whatever its legally required to work with animals now that he has an actual studio and all that
@@drunkhas is that shit dead
@@KappnSkips I’m assuming so, not really sure to be honest
*"Dating in the dark?"* That's my second favorite game, right behind *"Whose in my Mouth."*
"hey, man, I know you're blind, but you gotta see this"
The proper name of the game is "Who's fingers are in my mouth?"
*Who's
Whose finger is it anyway? The dating show where you get to find out which guys fingers you tasted? Was it pork Joe, beef Michael, or salami Sam. 😂
The results may surprise you!
🤨
The first Shrek bit threw me but the "Haha I'm fucking scared" at the end had me crying
Joey using the "wrist test" is so funny to me as an overweight girl with thin wrists. I'm pushing three hundred pounds, but all that weight is mostly in my thighs and belly. This test would not work 😂😂😂
well considering on the second encounter he did the "whole body test"....lol
@@blistified yknow completely missing the point of the show
@@1Pidds i responded to the topic on hand, thats an entirely different matter, which i do agree upon anyway
@@blistified I wasnt arguing against you
its in your torso, dummy. not JUST your belly. and even if it WERE localized within your belly for some reason, the hug brings belly-to-belly. that hug was basically full proof
holy shit that Joey character is out of this world, legit super excited about part 2
I would love to see joey vs the 600lb button chicks
@@kathrineici9811
That's a bit harsh, don't you think? They definitely weren't more than 400! Maybe 380, tops.
TBH while he sounded like a complete imbecile, I don't get what's wrong with not liking fat girls. Everyone has preferences.
@@MarvinPowell1 They look like the “my 600lb life” people so that’s what I’m working with as a basis for my guestimation
@@kathrineici9811 You're kidding right, they're barely half that size
Jon being scared that we wont come back for part 2 is crazy. I'd watch this man talk about dirt and be entertained. Let alone these ridiculous dating shows.
you joke but I once watched a full TV length episode of a show about a guy learning how to dig a hole. Not like, some super huge or deep hole, just like. 5*5 hole in the ground, went into detail about soil types and everything. God knows Jonathany Tronley could get me to do the same.
@@SissypheanCatboy That wasn't a joke. I would watch an hour long video of Jon talking about dirt. If he was digging a hole while talking about dirt then it would be a masterpiece.
nah too agonizing
I mean, part two literally has over a million fewer views than this one, sooo...not so crazy, eh?
Rhett and Link actually did dig a hole and it was entertaining
"And she didn't feel objectified by you at all? Interesting"
That man needs a medal
It's the bare minimum not need for a medal, i'm not mi$ogynistic but that doesn't mean i need to be praised
@@DiAn-ud8dy oh fuck yourself, yeah the "men who do the bare minimum aren't special" line of reasoning is valid and i get where you're coming from, but to actually take the effort to call out or confront a misogynist in a social situation is a step beyond
@@DiAn-ud8dy thanks for warping a common expression so you could tell everyone how humble and virtuous you are
@@aidenconley3378 I like how your response ties back to his point. not being a misogynist doesn’t make you virtuous person it just makes you a decent human being lol it’s something that should be expected, “doing the bare minimum.” if you find not hating women as something to be proud of and humble about, that’s pretty funny.
Imagine society if youtube commenters would stop using the same copy paste phrases on every god damn video.
As a Mechanical Engineering student, most of us engineers hate pure math and calculations. All of us are out here STRUGGLING.
I like how everyone on The Button is just trying to press as quickly as possible to avoid being the one that gets rejected
Not realizing they have the option not to press the damn thing
@@Voltra_ it's the prisoner's dilemma. Instead of hoping that the other person also chooses to not press the button the safest option is to press the button first
theres kind of gambling aspect to this with” i can reject that person now in hopes i get a better one” where it pretty much escalates to never finding miss or mister right.
That's the thing, if you get rejected you're out of there and have no more chances, unlike more typical speed dating.
6:54 was a perfect time to get Jacques back in an episode, he’s a bird and it would have fit the joke perfectly.
I mean it is funnier to see Jon pull birds out of his pocket but cmon we miss Jacques
Almost forgot he existed. He said he didn't use Jac because he was old and cranky, but I still wish we could see him again.
He's retired tho
You do realize birds don't live as long as humans?...
@Sir Adam Gaming Last time I checked, Jac is still alive, just old and cranky, which is why Jon doesn't use him anymore.
I literally asked where's Jacque? Lol
Nothing makes me more excited than a guaranteed part 2 to a JonTron episode
Dating in the Dark has that odd 2000s nostalgic feel with the camera work.
I hope he talks about Netflix' "The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On" next in part 2, a show where newlyweds are tested to see if they cheat and then break up and probably one of the most offensive things on the service.
I had to look this up because I thought, "There's no way that's how the show is supposed to work." The more I read, the more my brain breaks. What is this? Why is this? Huh?
@@Dodrebur How is this?
The guy asking for a hug was 100% doing the same thing as Joey was he just wasn't saying it out loud
Yup. I'll bet when he did that hug he could FEEL the color pink.
Yeah he was a douche, but Joey was downright cartoony evil
@@ironmaster6496 So longing for physical attraction to your partner/date is douchey now... Okay.
@@BodomsScythe
I can’t believe I am explaining this: joey didn’t desired or wanted “physical attraction”.
He wanted a “trophy” that would make him look “good”.
And that’s disgusting, objectifying and shameful.
@@1r0zz I wasn't referring to Joey.
The most shocking thing is that Natasha was actually the prettiest one and her reflex-comment about possibly looking into who she is as a person was an incredible sign of humility. She seemed like a great person to just be around.
I don't remember her saying that, is it from this video or the original one?
That was the most intelligent thing said on the entire show, she deserves way better than to be in this filth
@@Mister-Red it's when she says that if shes compatible with that person she has to check herself
Yeah, I was totally on Team Natasha after that moment.
Came across as sarcastic to me; but she was played dirty by that guy.
The dark room is an interesting concept. I would try that since I’m socially awkward and it would let me avoid eyes
6:53 This scene reminds me how Jacques is still out there living his happy life
He's summering on Mauritius 🦤
He's still alive on the outside
Out there? Out of the loop. What happened to my favorite robot birb?
@@theR1ch being on set made him stressed
That Final Fantasy Buster Sword joke is the funniest thing Jon has done in years.
I hate that I can't tell if it's staged or not
@@isaac8674if you mean “is it real or not?”, it’s not. If you look in the description, the cast includes people playing the roles of “target” and “Joey [with] Buster”.
9:09 That's some real dedication to the bit.
the Bulgarian jokes were on point 😂😂 pretty sure my dad has a bottle of slivovitsa in the fridge rn lol
Please explain the Khan Krum joke!
@@Soitisisit Khan Krum is known for decapitating one of his enemies and making a chalice out of his skull.
@@JamesHeadbangerfield Oh! I may have heard of him then! Or else, this is just more common in history than it should be. Thanks for answering. :)
kefish me
The bird segment not bringing back Jaques broke my heart
everything has to end someday
but i feel ya, i miss that birb
that bird is dust now
Same here, I actually thought maybe Jaque wasn't around anymore? Im only recently coming back to jtron vids so I've been out of the loop for a while. Missed Jaque opportunity 😭
he was alive in 2019, Jon said he was retired
@@shinybreloom4027 You might say he’s green and retired.
He hugged her because he liked her, but wanted to see if she was fat. There is a lot to unpack in that moment, and I found it all hilarious.
Yep definitely a girth check
@@AnonJuggerbot Dude had a little bit of Joey in him!
Can't blame him though
And he's right too.
Nah that was a fatty check. He was a sly fox.
You have to be pretty brave to go onto a show made to reject people based on snap judgements wearing full cosplay. Mad respect though, I hope she found someone who finds someone who respects her for who she is.
6:55 I feel like we’re missing a certain Avian friend. A friend who’s name could kinda rhyme with a human body part
ham hocks?
Jon has stated before that Jacques is too difficult to work with on camera anymore. He's an old cranky bird.
@@resileaf9501 yeah, but he could have had a picture of Jacques in the background to further the bird joke. Still, I guess it’s just nostalgia
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@@resileaf9501 I just figured he was dead by now