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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  Год назад +1894

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  • @scottydu81
    @scottydu81 Год назад +9343

    He always sounds so sincere when he says "please come back or I'm fucked"

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 Год назад +170

      I was reading your comment right as he happened to say it wow that was confusing haha

    • @delfo8063
      @delfo8063 Год назад +258

      Yeah, that was him.
      Not a script, not a joke, not a suggestion:
      It was a fact.

    • @kendallpeebles7481
      @kendallpeebles7481 Год назад +122

      He makes it sound like we have a choice.

    • @skylark.kraken
      @skylark.kraken Год назад +76

      Living the RUclips dream

    • @Jacobmathews.
      @Jacobmathews. Год назад +6

      @@variaxi935 same lol

  • @Opixer
    @Opixer Год назад +13183

    Aw man they cut the part out where the blind folded guy asked for a hug, and after he hit the buzzer they asked him why. He said it was a gut feeling.

    • @Unchainedmaple888
      @Unchainedmaple888 Год назад

      It's just so bigoted to not want to date morbidly obese women

    • @themurph930
      @themurph930 Год назад +2458

      Literally a gut feeling. 😂

    • @mr.business2922
      @mr.business2922 Год назад +269

      NAH

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 Год назад +1235

      A gut feeling, as in, he felt her gut lmao

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Год назад

      it is heartbreaking that all single women are obese.

  • @yousquiddingme
    @yousquiddingme Год назад +6405

    That hug on The Button was absolutely a fat check to circumvent the blindfold

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Год назад +743

      And what an absolute scumbag to take advantage of what is normally a gesture of comfort. I mean in my naivity, the fact he hugged her after she said she liked anime, I thought it was because it is an unwritten custom among fellow otaku to hug. I mean have you ever been to a convention and seen all the free hug signs? Regardless, I'm surprised the showrunners didn't forbid leaving your seat, since that kinda defeats the point of the whole show.

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 Год назад

      @@PikaLink91 It is not wrong to not be attracted to fat people. The Joey situation on that second show was absolutely psychotic, but nobody should be tricked into liking someone they've never seen romantically only to discover they're a fucking whale. Being that fat means the person has *HUGE* issues when it comes to their relationship with food and it would only soil the relationship.

    • @droughdough
      @droughdough Год назад +133

      We call that 'unbuttoned" in the biz.

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself Год назад

      @@PikaLink91 She was gonna fetishize him anyway the minute he revealed he was Asian.

    • @BK-ob3lo
      @BK-ob3lo Год назад +1779

      ​@@PikaLink91 Eh. Physical preference is valid. He played the system for an optimal result.

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 Год назад +3269

    For a show about dating the button is like ACTUALLY the worst wingman.
    Two people can be having like a pretty damn good conversation and the button will just chime in “yknow he has fungus on his stomach” or some shit

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +409

      Methinks the show is less about successfu speed dating and more about giving the audience some fool for the audience to laugh at.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Год назад +36

      To be fair the button kind of backed up Mitsuri

    • @mickeybat5816
      @mickeybat5816 Год назад +6

      Bro frrr

    • @FirstLast-fl1co
      @FirstLast-fl1co Год назад +65

      @@ironmaster6496 yea but wtf was the blindfold also how and why was she dressed like mitsuri

    • @Talking_Ed
      @Talking_Ed Год назад +6

      It's okay it's all scripted 😂

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +8185

    The thing that really gets me about The Button is that they clearly filled the show with certain types of people in order to maximize the number of rejections instead of trying to group up people who might be into each other.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario Год назад +1018

      Anyone who'd go on a show like The Button are the type of people who'd reject 99.9% of people though.

    • @supersoldier64
      @supersoldier64 Год назад +127

      I mean…would you still watch the show if they did like each other?

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI Год назад +223

      It's because the contestants are basically walk-ins. You just sign up, fill out a questionnaire, get assigned a group, and wait in your group's waiting room until you're called. The whole point is that it's a speed dating show, they're not "matching" people they're just going through the paired groups until there's not enough contestants left.

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 Год назад +472

      @@KaleidosXXI nah they are manipulating who gets put up against who for maximum awkwardness, at least to some degree. TV producers for shows like this are scumbags

    • @Ky-Nas
      @Ky-Nas Год назад +443

      What pains me the most about that show is how easily you could fix the its premise by having the button tap whoever presses it out instead of forcing the other person to leave.
      As it is currently it's far to easy too hit the button the second it lights up repeatedly to hog as much screen-time as possible instead of giving a shit about the premise whatsoever.
      It honestly seems to me like it's less about rejections and more about clout chasing.

  • @voidmayonnaise
    @voidmayonnaise Год назад +1216

    The Button: “You know how dehumanizing Tinder is? What if we made it worse?”

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Год назад

      I hope these people got paid to do this stupid shit and ruin their lives.

    • @capitans12
      @capitans12 Год назад +18

      Kek

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 Год назад +62

      ... and then what if we also edited the crap out of the footage to the point it changes the context of whats happening entirely. - The button.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Год назад +30

      And sprinkled in random facts with the auto tuned announcer voice that sounds like a child, totally helping the romantic mood.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 5 дней назад

      @@ge2719 I mean thats how pretty much all TV is sadly. Even the other show "Dating in the dark" I 100% am sure was at least partially scripted.

  • @MrBubbabolly
    @MrBubbabolly Год назад +6257

    I felt so bad for everyone on The Button, that looked so uncomfortable for everyone involved.

    • @RevanBC
      @RevanBC Год назад

      Hasan Abi reacts to it all the time and pretends to be white but he is from the sand.

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake Год назад +589

      The people pushing that button like their life depended on it seemed in their element.

    • @pablinitortellini
      @pablinitortellini Год назад +430

      Especially the one with the cosplayer woman. Got so many levels of second hand embarrassment from that shit

    • @Iced333
      @Iced333 Год назад +430

      @@pablinitortellini There's a whole extra level to that . The guy did the same thing as joey where he offered to hug them to tell if they were overweight and rejected them immediately.

    • @Beldarak
      @Beldarak Год назад +247

      @@pablinitortellini I'm pretty sure he hugged her to get an idea of her weight :|

  • @Foxshir0
    @Foxshir0 Год назад +1204

    Natasha: I'm in love!
    Joey: She's fat :(
    *Next date*
    Natasha: He's really gross
    Joey: She's so into me bro
    Lmao

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 9 месяцев назад +21

      AH. OKAY. I get it now, that’s why people watch this garbage. That’s hilarious.

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 7 месяцев назад +9

      and she still almost falls for that loser lmao

    • @DogeAgainstTheMachine
      @DogeAgainstTheMachine 2 месяца назад

      These dudes are so shallow lmfao

    • @Tr3yM34
      @Tr3yM34 8 дней назад

      She was a picky mcdonalds fanatic

  • @krakenbluejjcz
    @krakenbluejjcz Год назад +8938

    This is one of the best episodes in a while and the production value is insane, imagine creating a comedic Bulgarian board game with lore for a 10 second bit

    • @aninymouse1651
      @aninymouse1651 Год назад +212

      I was laughing so hard 🤣 😂

    • @Reflox1
      @Reflox1 Год назад +59

      I want it

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Год назад +140

      Why is it that all us engineers have the charm of a mouldy orange. It must be part of the education, they just slip it in.

    • @RapTapTap69
      @RapTapTap69 Год назад +56

      ​@@kingcosworth2643 yeah it's a secret part of the curriculum. That and not being able to cook but one culture of food lmao

    • @willc.8456
      @willc.8456 Год назад +114

      DON'T WAKE KHAN KRUM

  • @jordanl6593
    @jordanl6593 Год назад +999

    Banko had a frame perfect button smash, probably from all that Don't Wake Khan Krum

    • @LaCazaLP
      @LaCazaLP Год назад +80

      Fear. It Changes people.

    • @Insomnolant1335
      @Insomnolant1335 8 месяцев назад +3

      This is the best joke in the comment section, well done!

    • @monkeyprojects129
      @monkeyprojects129 2 месяца назад +1

      That guy was fucking massive too, shocked the button survived that

  • @GoopyMcGooperson
    @GoopyMcGooperson Год назад +2692

    The fact that he made an actual Don’t Wake Kahn Krum board game really took this video to the next level

    • @RxYouth
      @RxYouth Год назад +97

      I doubt he made it, he probably bought it off ebay or something, its a fun game, have you never played it before? I always loved the commercials for it growing up in Bulgaria.
      "Dont. Wake. Kahn Krummmmm! ....By Parker Brothers."

    • @lainiwakura1776
      @lainiwakura1776 Год назад +22

      @@RxYouth America has "Don't Wake Daddy."

    • @matthewvanvalkenburg5215
      @matthewvanvalkenburg5215 Год назад +27

      Bruh, the "on no" had me in tears.

    • @toxicity4818
      @toxicity4818 Год назад +15

      plus the Shrek getup. Jon is so good.

    • @performa9523
      @performa9523 Год назад

      I'd buy one.

  • @fallty
    @fallty Год назад +698

    As a Bulgarian, I appreciate the shliokavica and Khan Krum bit. My wife and I got a good chuckle out of that. Might have rewinded it several times. :D

    • @davida12345
      @davida12345 Год назад +4

      Lololololol! Go back to Sophia

    • @jivkoyanchev1998
      @jivkoyanchev1998 Год назад +19

      I think JT said slivovica (another name for rakia) and not shliokavica, he just mispronounced it.

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 Год назад +1

      i read it with john's bulgarian accent

    • @misteraskman3668
      @misteraskman3668 Год назад +10

      That bit actually made me research bulgarian history and who was Khan Krum. He was a a nice king apparently.

    • @fallty
      @fallty Год назад +4

      Not if you were a Byzantian emperor. ;)

  • @arturzinurov2146
    @arturzinurov2146 Год назад +2044

    Nathan 100% the second he heard that she watched anime in his mind he started to concoct the plan to check her physical prowess

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Год назад +36

      Concoct but yeah he was on the case lol...

    • @Aeaaoooaaa
      @Aeaaoooaaa Год назад +108

      This video is honestly great because it shows the difference between a good fat check and a bad fat check. The first one with Nathan is an example of a good one because he was brief and straight to the point with the hug and didn’t dwell on it repeatedly. The second one with the dude who groped the women in the dark was an example of a bad fat check because not only did Joey fail to realize the chick wasn’t even fat but kept attempting fat checks despite telling himself that she probably was heavy anyways. In all honestly he was probably booted off the show because of this repeated behavior rather than the verdict of the woman herself, but could have been a combination of the two.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful Год назад +73

      @@Aeaaoooaaa Was it good though ? He immediately hit the button right after, and basically the entire crew felt like he was being a massive douche.
      It's just Joey is an entirely different level of douchebaggery.

    • @tonyoik1012
      @tonyoik1012 Год назад +141

      @@WeirdWonderful It was good for 2 reasons imo
      1) It was brief and sounded friendly. Some people like physical contact by means of hugging, and their character shows that. Now this might not have been Nathan's true character, but it was still tasteful, as his tone of voice and inflection masked his underlying motives well.
      2) No matter how well you vibe with someone, appearances do count, and a lot. The guy wanted to confirm that at least size wise, she was ok.
      And before anyone starts spouting "fat shaming" nonsense, let me clarify that I am not bashing her weight. I am pointing out that people have preferences, and appearance is not exempt. It is fine to reject someone (as a potential romantic partner, not as a human being) based on their appearance.

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg Год назад +7

      I mean... understandable

  • @SirCaco
    @SirCaco Год назад +3274

    Nathan circumventing the blindfold by asking for a hug is more anime than Sam's outfit. Truly a Light Yagami moment.

    • @kyubeycoobie3568
      @kyubeycoobie3568 Год назад +221

      That was diabolical lol

    • @sverd3901
      @sverd3901 Год назад +122

      Just according to keikaku

    • @Dendarang
      @Dendarang Год назад +240

      Only thing that's missing is five minutes of internal dialogue strategizing around each and every decision he'll make that somehow comes out to only a couple of seconds in the outside world.

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 Год назад +126

      Truly a pushes-glasses-up-bridge-of-nose-catches-glare situation

    • @Syncrotron9001
      @Syncrotron9001 Год назад +54

      @@kyubeycoobie3568 Whats diabolical is trying to entrap people like this and shame them into

  • @timtam4596
    @timtam4596 Год назад +2232

    Joey really went on a dating show about finding a partner without knowing what they look like, and spent the whole time trying to figure out what they looked like.

    • @throwacnt7603
      @throwacnt7603 Год назад +167

      Because shows like these favor women and not men, at least initially. Women select on height and wealth. Men select on youth and looks. After that sure personality comes into place, etc. Almost no one in these kinds of blind shows ever makes it through once they see each other. Personality is NOT the top thing for which people select for, neither men nor women. It makes Joey look awful because male selection is obvious. They didn't show what kinds of questions women were asking though. "Where do you work? What are your hobbies? Do you travel? What do you plan for the future? How much do you earn?" Selection is different for both. I think the problem is going to the show in the first place. The problem with Joey is he has zero tact nor people skills.

    • @necro4258
      @necro4258 Год назад +86

      @@throwacnt7603 I agree. These dating shows are purely for entertainment and no one should ever think these things actually demonstrate anything good. People really feeling ashamed/ shaming other for admitting that you care about looks when that’s literally just how humans work. You should only be ashamed if looks is almost all you care about or you’re a crass asshole to people who don’t meet your standards like Joey.
      and you could tell right away that he had literally 0 charisma when he said “I’m just honest I tell it like it is.” lol

    • @throwacnt7603
      @throwacnt7603 Год назад +53

      @@necro4258 Yep, zero self awareness and inability to have a pleasant exchange. We all have preferences... don't have to be a dck about it, especially to the point of obsession.

    • @samialivand1511
      @samialivand1511 Год назад

      I mean she fetishized asian men so...

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 Год назад +23

      It's almost like they cast people for dramatic effect? :D

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 Год назад +204

    I love how every arc in JonTron is just so random, Star Wars games, workout videos, health gurus, GOOP, and now dating shows!

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Год назад +10

      A good comedian has a diverse and incredibly specific series of interesting topics which they can specifically lampoon.

  • @MrGUnit27
    @MrGUnit27 Год назад +1633

    Can we appreciate that Jon included 4 different seagull attack videos in a video that had nothing to do with seagulls? Truly elite content

    • @MarkBrillig
      @MarkBrillig Год назад +69

      I was half-hoping for a Birdemic callback

    • @packers12to80
      @packers12to80 Год назад +8

      Sea gulls ain't birds?

    • @ApocalypseRay
      @ApocalypseRay Год назад +7

      First one was a hawk though

    • @CamoSquid
      @CamoSquid Год назад +16

      She literally brought up seagulls wdym

    • @raggamuffinmcgee
      @raggamuffinmcgee Год назад +9

      Seagulls... mmm... stop it now!

  • @CrabRango
    @CrabRango Год назад +2967

    Nathan embodied what it means to be cold, cunning, and nefarious by going for that hug, we all know what he was doing

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius Год назад +171

      I think as soon as she said she liked anime he was out. He's an Asian American dude, there's no way he could stand being with no weeaboo.
      But then he was like "Actually...let me just check if she's fat first..."

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 Год назад +24

      @@dildonius wrong, if she was asian he would have let it slide

    • @yeln4tsmusic
      @yeln4tsmusic Год назад

      Sooooo… racism and fat-phobia in the same thread?

    • @CrabRango
      @CrabRango Год назад +41

      @@PolishTamales Oh yeah, it may have been cruel but it was very clever

    • @stanparker9556
      @stanparker9556 Год назад

      @@dildonius WTF is a weaboo?

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon Год назад +1658

    Honestly that one guy going "She didn't feel objectified by that? That's interesting." is an absolute mad lad. Like they usually get the most unhinged people for these shows because they make good drama but that guy, in that moment, he had his head screwed on.

    • @gabrielbibawy1914
      @gabrielbibawy1914 Год назад +5

      Facts!

    • @TheLurker1647
      @TheLurker1647 Год назад +140

      I remember the women saying, "I can't believe he said that!" because I said the same thing. You can't just tell women exactly what you're thinking! The truth horrifies them! Joey outspergs us all.

    • @Scaevola9449
      @Scaevola9449 Год назад +62

      @@TheLurker1647 Gigachad energy.

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku Год назад +69

      @@TheLurker1647 You must be real fun at parties

    • @jailoutafreecard4414
      @jailoutafreecard4414 Год назад +66

      ​@Graham Ferguson the tism was strong with joey. He was so excited to share his idea for spotting "floaters" you know he thought about that constantly to come up with that game plan.

  • @nearandfarexplorers5125
    @nearandfarexplorers5125 Год назад +698

    The being terrified of birds segment makes me miss Jacque.

    • @He11Jumper
      @He11Jumper Год назад +41

      damn, I never thought about it like that

    • @maxspecs
      @maxspecs Год назад +41

      We all miss Jon’s pet cyborg dinosaur.

    • @Rezno2050
      @Rezno2050 Год назад +11

      Wait what happened to Jacque?

    • @GhengizKanye
      @GhengizKanye Год назад +45

      ​@@Rezno2050in all honesty jacque is certainly dead by now but he originally took him out of the videos for stress related reasons

    • @Raspberry32
      @Raspberry32 Год назад +43

      @@GhengizKanye Not sure about that. 3 years ago he makes an appearance in the "Jacques Exposed" video. Bird is likely fine. Conures live a while.

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 Год назад +1683

    Jon: Pulls fake birds out of his pockets for a bit
    Jacques: I guess I am chopped liver

    • @YuJo_Narukami7363
      @YuJo_Narukami7363 Год назад +83

      Yeah what happened to him where is he

    • @briarconner5765
      @briarconner5765 Год назад +88

      Is he even still alive at this point?

    • @TriforceChad
      @TriforceChad Год назад +270

      ​@Hearon Draine he mentioned years ago Jacques was getting really hard to behave on camera IIRC
      That's why he stopped doing bits with him, it was just too difficult
      Edit: auto correct jank

    • @benskev
      @benskev Год назад +9

      @@TriforceChad HERESY!

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Год назад +194

      Jacques is an old cranky bird. Wouldn't be fun for him to just get made to do stuff on camera.

  • @MrMan-sy4ev
    @MrMan-sy4ev Год назад +1733

    I love how the gimmick behind the dark room is not making superficial judgments on appearances and in the very first scene he makes a superficial judgement based on her wrist.

    • @mayhemmacy1566
      @mayhemmacy1566 Год назад

      yea which just shows how stupid he is XD

    • @WadeWilsonDP
      @WadeWilsonDP Год назад +64

      And that she was the most attractive one made it even funnier to me.

    • @GPEtana
      @GPEtana Год назад +68

      even in the blindfold thing that hug was 100% about feeling her size

    • @thewhitetophat8965
      @thewhitetophat8965 Год назад +25

      @@GPEtana would do the same thing in the same situation

    • @QuincyQuinn95
      @QuincyQuinn95 Год назад +17

      @@thewhitetophat8965 ok but also why even sign up for it?

  • @SpaceChicken
    @SpaceChicken Год назад +369

    “They’re blind. Not Spanish.”
    Goodness. Missed you, Jon.

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG Год назад +276

    You know... there's "I watch a lot of anime", there's "I cosplay a lot", there's "I even cosplay on a dating show"... and then there's "the producers told me I should wear this so I look as stupid as possible at the expense of-" _cough cough_

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid Год назад +73

      Yeah, it really reeks of manipulative producers, tbh. Like they found out she loves anime and cosplay and, having peaked in highschool at a time when it was still "cool" to bully and shame people for liking anime, went "Hey, you should wear one of your little costumes on the show, that'd really work in your favour, honest."

    • @qwertykeyboard5901
      @qwertykeyboard5901 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ElFreakinCidCosplays as Frank Woods.

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 Год назад +538

    I thought the button was bad, didn't realize that Joey could singlehandedly make the button look like an amazing show

  • @TotalGore
    @TotalGore Год назад +763

    “Rosie is terrified of birds.”
    Jacque: HOW DARE YOU. YOU KNOW MY FATHER WAS A BIRD

    • @angussneef
      @angussneef Год назад

      His mother was PigeonPoopenheimer

    • @Syndr055
      @Syndr055 Год назад +19

      RIP Jacque

    • @OneFloofyBooper
      @OneFloofyBooper Год назад +4

      @@Syndr055 Jacques isnt dead?

    • @chlorophil545
      @chlorophil545 Год назад +4

      Jacques reminds me of poor Songbird in BS:I :-(

    • @FlareNeos6
      @FlareNeos6 Год назад +1

      Jacques gotta be at least a decade old, do birds even live that long?

  • @rowanbodhi3251
    @rowanbodhi3251 Год назад +932

    "They're blind, not Spanish" is a pretty great line.

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-0 Год назад +149

    Joey was so confident after figuring out she wasn't overweight...only to get rejected...Lol

  • @peeknot9338
    @peeknot9338 Год назад +710

    9:20 the amount of effort that went into the Shrek costume is unbelievable

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Год назад +35

      For a sec I thought he jumped to that dating show where they dress people up in elaborate beast costumes, full makeup and all.

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 Год назад +6

      ​@@A_Ducky that's probably one of the date shows :) For a sec even thought, WOAH so much effort for a small skit.

    • @Pastafari4
      @Pastafari4 Год назад +13

      Jon has that Shrek the musical drip

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Год назад

      @@gamerdweebentertainment1616
      Ohhh lol, could be. I only like cliffhangers in this particular instance..coz it's for sure we get another video. 👌

    • @SparklRebel
      @SparklRebel Год назад

      More of an effort than Jacksfilms

  • @absolutefoot4594
    @absolutefoot4594 Год назад +2231

    I'm actually truly hyped for part two, dating shows are completely wild

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy Год назад +30

      I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Год назад

      I wonder if he has the intestinal fortitude of MILF Manor? 🥶

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku Год назад +8

      @@TippyHippy Mad Libs

    • @thatguy4076
      @thatguy4076 Год назад +12

      @@TippyHippy hamster status: TROLLED!!

    • @trentonfowler4169
      @trentonfowler4169 Год назад +6

      ​@@TippyHippy sounds like you goofed him good

  • @MsRedfield97
    @MsRedfield97 Год назад +586

    Man, towards the end, it looked like even the other guys noticed that Joey was a walking red flag HAHAHA

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom Год назад +117

      “That’s interesting.” Translation: “Holy shit, this guy has, like, no self awareness.”

    • @artuno1207
      @artuno1207 Год назад +48

      It was so over the top that I'm inclined to believe Joey was placed there in the show by the producers to inject some drama into the show.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 Год назад +24

      @@artuno1207 Why can't it be both? I have no problem believing "Joey" is exactly that shallow and useless, and the producers may have picked him specifically for those traits, knowing it would inject drama into the show.

    • @alexrudolph301
      @alexrudolph301 Год назад

      @@frocat5163 Yeah it was most likely both. I doubt the show would just hire actors to get scripted moments, but instead get real people who are this insufferable to try and make it more exciting

    • @Shad0wack
      @Shad0wack Год назад +1

      @@artuno1207 You think TV-shows would hire actors so its actually somewhat entertaining to watch?

  • @l4chl4n47
    @l4chl4n47 Год назад +103

    The board games absolutely killed me, especially Don’t Wake Khan Krum, literally.

  • @dlm292
    @dlm292 Год назад +843

    I love how Jon is just constantly slamming Joey like he is the worst human being ever, and considering the fact that he is from Jersey he is not wrong

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 Год назад +87

      Joe is pretty terrible.

    • @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
      @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 Год назад +43

      @@randomname4726 In Jersey he's considered a 10/10

    • @gram.
      @gram. Год назад

      guy doesnt want fatty _worst human being_
      fatty wants 6ft 6 figures _liek know your worth you go gurl_

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 Год назад +14

      @@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 if that's true then why does he need to be on a dating show?
      that was probably the 284th time he struck out in a row.

    • @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
      @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 Год назад +20

      @@darkshadowsx5949 Cause he's from Jersey. Who would date someone from Jersey other than another person from the state

  • @jamesthetsundere1195
    @jamesthetsundere1195 Год назад +1660

    Joey: I’m a straight forward guy. Also joey: does a wrist grab to check weight instead of just asking

    • @Dogman262
      @Dogman262 Год назад +47

      idk man that seems pretty straight forward to me

    • @Bone220
      @Bone220 Год назад +29

      Honestly I don't care about weight.
      I've met many girls that people would call "fat" or "chubby" but they are always to sweet and caring.
      Now if the girl is 300 to 400, then I'll definitely draw the line, but if she's 160 or a bit higher then that's fine.

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer Год назад +37

      ​@RatedE Stops Commercial Fishing If you were straight forward, you wouldn't care as much about being rude

    • @satisfiedconsumer649
      @satisfiedconsumer649 Год назад +22

      Oh, honey, have you ever actually tried talking to a woman? Every other word out of their mouth is a lie, Joey was just ahead of his time.

    • @buttarain27
      @buttarain27 Год назад +28

      @@Bone220 160 to 300-400 is a big jump...lol...I doubt if your range is as "big" as you say...lol.

  • @Khaisz.
    @Khaisz. Год назад +1799

    Joey coming in here full of confidence directly admitting "Hey I'm an asshole and full of shit"

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 Год назад +1

      Joey went in for the wrist test and immediately thought “I can’t immediately feel the bone! Who is this fat bitch that I’m talking too?”

    • @WankersCramp69
      @WankersCramp69 Год назад +112

      The fact that there are people who actually think that's a good way to attract people is fascinating, the fact that some people are into that is troubling.

    • @renard6012
      @renard6012 Год назад +85

      He said he was from Jersey. Same thing.

    • @EMICIME
      @EMICIME Год назад +4

      I dont seen no baby kangaroo

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Год назад +35

      @@WankersCramp69 It's not a good way to attract people, but it's a great way to not waste anyone's time by pretending to be a version of yourself that you absolutely cannot maintain long term.

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 Год назад +71

    6:10 did you legit create a board game for a 7 second skit?? You’re the perfect example of what a RUclips channel should be like. The guy even made a shriek costume. That’s insane

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario Год назад +1485

    I love how this video went from Jon talking about dating shows to Jon laughing at Joey for ten minutes straight. Joey deserves it though.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Год назад +30

      He's the third or fourth worst Joe I know. But Rogan is pretty cool, at least.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons Год назад +50

      @@MarvinPowell1 “Hey Jamie can you pull up that clip of the bear absolutely fucking shredding that moose? It did not give a fuck dude.. You want some DMT?”

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 Год назад +22

      He's a New Yorker. He was born to roast Jersey.

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon Год назад +9

      He just says what we all think lmao.

    • @Squeaky245
      @Squeaky245 Год назад +8

      @@silverscorpio24 Well, he was actually born in California, but I guess anyone can rag on Jersey.

  • @LongTimeAgoNL
    @LongTimeAgoNL Год назад +302

    I am still laughing and giggling for that "Dont wake khan krum" joke, god damn, that was too good.

  • @lunarumbreon7699
    @lunarumbreon7699 Год назад +800

    I love how Joey doesn’t fit any of the typical engineering stereotypes and yet he still makes us all look like the worst

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Год назад +39

      I think when people say that they’re “engineers” they’re actually engineering journalists, which are not real engineers. Real engineers would not be this desperate unless they were genuine attention whores which doesn’t really attract the engineer mindset.

    • @KevinJDildonik
      @KevinJDildonik Год назад +8

      Also a problem now that STEM is a hot field to be a in. A lot of people would rather be something else, but get pushed into engineering or whatever. Like how many black girls are literally sick of "black girls code" events they have to go to and they're begging to just be nurses or something. Or recent immigrants from India who'd love to just bust out a 9-5 at a parts store but can't even grab a coffee without someone asking them what tech company they work for.

    • @Morgan_of_the_Maxilla
      @Morgan_of_the_Maxilla Год назад

      Actually they fit ALL of them

    • @nuggetlord3861
      @nuggetlord3861 Год назад +5

      Huge tech bro vibes haha

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom Год назад +1

      I like the fact that he fits so many Jersey stereotypes but also somehow makes us look even worse.

  • @bladdyboi2962
    @bladdyboi2962 Год назад +570

    Joey calling Natasha overweight is insane, i feel like the man was expecting only runway models with

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад +74

      I mean, even runway models might not meet Joey's standards (i.e., Kate Upton).
      I'm imagining Joey straight up tearing through dates, leaving eating disorders in his wake.

    • @taylorneal5825
      @taylorneal5825 Год назад +17

      Their organs would shutdown and they'd die at that body fat percentage lol

    • @Jason-vo8td
      @Jason-vo8td Год назад +29

      Lmao apparently when Natasha chose not to see him again, he assumed it's because she liked another guy.
      These were his beautiful parting words: "Next for me [is] five-foot-two and under, and you gotta be 100 pounds. And I'll let you gain the 10 [pounds.] Peace out, Dirty Jerz is done."

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Год назад +15

      @Jason-vo8td the reason why Jon didn't include that is probably because even he, in his mastery of comedy, was unable to do anything but wretch at the guy.

    • @holywatersquirtgun3172
      @holywatersquirtgun3172 Год назад +13

      ​@@Jason-vo8tdso like... a child???

  • @sprtsfanatic1
    @sprtsfanatic1 Год назад +168

    I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that Jon committed to an in-depth Bulgarian multi-joke bit or that his Shrek cosplay had two separate cameo appearances. Always appreciate his dedication to his craft

  • @bigpapaoniichan4211
    @bigpapaoniichan4211 Год назад +1661

    We all knew what was coming when he asked for that hug. Truly diabolical.

    • @matthewjury4385
      @matthewjury4385 Год назад +300

      The elephant in the room

    • @insanity8932
      @insanity8932 Год назад +33

      @@matthewjury4385 LMAO

    • @CrazyPanda688
      @CrazyPanda688 Год назад +1

      Man played the system. Man is based. He knows what he wants. Smells like copium to me
      Now go hit the gym fatty and men might actually look your direction

    • @theadeptuszone2901
      @theadeptuszone2901 Год назад +49

      Besides the out of nowhere cosplay thing she was cute tbh. The "I really needed a hug" kills me :c

    • @bigpapaoniichan4211
      @bigpapaoniichan4211 Год назад +103

      @@theadeptuszone2901 The cosplay was awkward but a little endreaing, I got a soft spot for dorky chicks and she ain't my flavor but she didn't deserve to get done dirty like that.
      That fake ass "I feel so bad" just made me feel even worse for her. Honestly if that's the caliber of guy on that show she dodged a bullet IMO.

  • @scrappyyaoi
    @scrappyyaoi Год назад +698

    It was an honor everybody, see you in 7 months for part 2

    • @_JC_21
      @_JC_21 Год назад +11

      🫡 it is written.

    • @unstablenecrophage278
      @unstablenecrophage278 Год назад +7

      Actually though.

    • @kingdomhultimatefan
      @kingdomhultimatefan Год назад +1

      Cya next year

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae Год назад +11

      Nah, he said he'd be back soon so there will probably be a new video soon, right guys? ... right guys?

    • @TheWirelessTech
      @TheWirelessTech Год назад +1

      absolutely, you know you will be frothing at the mouth in anticipation for another content drop from the jontron in that time heh, we all will be.

  • @Checkthisontube
    @Checkthisontube 10 месяцев назад +52

    The button is the dumbest dating concept ever.
    It becomes a competition where the person who hits the button wins.

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler Год назад +352

    The trouble Jon goes through just for a 5 second bit never ceases to amaze me.

  • @cookiemonsta77515
    @cookiemonsta77515 Год назад +418

    “They’re blind, not Spanish” made me laugh so hard.

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 Год назад

      What'd you say? I wasn't listening.

  • @bare_bear_hands
    @bare_bear_hands Год назад +571

    I like how Banko is a BABY from the neck up and a Chad from the neck down 😂

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Год назад +38

      Banko is best boy

    • @faselblaDer3te
      @faselblaDer3te Год назад +7

      overcompensation

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Год назад +31

      @@faselblaDer3te lol nogainz

    • @prisondaddy5037
      @prisondaddy5037 Год назад +28

      @@faselblaDer3te or maybe he’s into body building? Not everything a person does to their body is to attract people.

    • @MoonTurky
      @MoonTurky Год назад +1

      ​@@prisondaddy5037 Copium, its definitely compensation lmao. Everybody knows this, and everybody laughs at lifters. You aint fooling anybody lil dickies hahaha

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr Год назад +45

    Ironic that it ends with Jon begging us, the viewers, for a second date in the upcoming sequel

  • @MrGuy872
    @MrGuy872 Год назад +974

    I am so deprived of JonTron content that I have decided to watch this in 10 second intervals, per day, for the foreseeable future. I am praying that stretching this out over 213 days will allow time for more videos to come out so that I may live out my fantasy of always having new JonTron content. Thank you Lord Jafari, may you live a thousand years.

    • @gnarledcox
      @gnarledcox Год назад +47

      Reading that made my cry, fall to my knees and shiver until I puked

    • @vermileon4285
      @vermileon4285 Год назад +18

      Don't worry dude, watch it without stopping, he literally says at the end that he is going to upload part 2 very soon. He was kinda desperate about it

    • @RadiantPlane0
      @RadiantPlane0 Год назад +34

      bro i hate to break it to you, but this vid will only last you 129 days by doing that

    • @hahagager
      @hahagager Год назад +7

      @@RadiantPlane0 130 days if he adds another day for the extra 2 seconds

    • @C0II0SUS.X
      @C0II0SUS.X Год назад

      bro, you okay? XD Just rewatch some vids per day lol.

  • @skyleroliver7078
    @skyleroliver7078 Год назад +207

    Someone probably pointed this out already, but when Jon's talking about Joey's incident with the Buster sword in ‘98 at 15:20, he also said “it’s been like eleven years” which would’ve been 2009 when the show first aired. Nice attention to detail

    • @DarkKnightDueler
      @DarkKnightDueler Год назад +5

      Just shows how much Jon cares about his content.

  • @Dossrighton
    @Dossrighton Год назад +480

    Jon is like that cousin you only get to see at the odd event each year, but when you see him, it's golden.

    • @Dinkbass
      @Dinkbass Год назад +9

      You're like 4 years younger and tied to their hip

    • @mattmattmatt2683
      @mattmattmatt2683 Год назад +5

      ORIGINAL comment 🙄

  • @brendanbernales7458
    @brendanbernales7458 Год назад +19

    Bro puts on a whole ass costume, face paint + with prostetics FOR A 10 SECOND CLIP 🥶 I respect it.

  • @artemperesada3454
    @artemperesada3454 Год назад +903

    Nathan knew what he was doing when he asked for a hug. His first test was when he initially went to reach for a handshake.

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Год назад +27

      I didn't see him feel her wrist, tho 😂

    • @arturzinurov2146
      @arturzinurov2146 Год назад +161

      I guarantee you it was cause she said she watches anime. The second he heard that in his mind he started to concoct the plan to check how fat she was

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Год назад +13

      @@arturzinurov2146 Is that one of those acceptable, British-y spellings of "concoct?" Genuinely asking.

    • @arturzinurov2146
      @arturzinurov2146 Год назад +26

      @@UnprofessionalProfessor no that was my dumbass not know how to spell concoct properly I am surprised, concaught is apparently a real word not sure what it means tho

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus Год назад +7

      @@arturzinurov2146 but you could just ask the follow up question "do you cosplay?" and if so, in my experience, it's more likely she's of normal weight

  • @krognak
    @krognak Год назад +825

    Damn son, Sam's tactic of a hug as soon as he heard she liked anime - he knew what he was checking for...savage

    • @zephy936
      @zephy936 Год назад +170

      Its shitty but oh my god that was smart too

    • @ZiroWatt
      @ZiroWatt Год назад +171

      @@zephy936 I think its a lot less shitty than Joey, plus, I don't think that guy had some insane standard like joey did, that girl was definitely overweight enough that its fair to say youre not interested

    • @cooraa
      @cooraa Год назад +77

      @@ZiroWatt yes, but really makes you wonder why they choose to blindfold them when outer appearances still plays such a huge part in most people's choice to date someone..

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax Год назад +48

      That was brutal! But quick. Unlike the Joey guy. And his extremely unrealistic expectations. Sneaky check by hug is mild compared to that.

    • @ZiroWatt
      @ZiroWatt Год назад +55

      @@cooraa almost like the show has zero actual interest in making connections and just wants to be a platform for people to pretend theyre "so picky" 😆

  • @lynorran
    @lynorran Год назад +521

    Can't wait for part two in a few years.

  • @charliestewart3082
    @charliestewart3082 9 месяцев назад +10

    Jon being Shrek at the end politely asking where he is before going “Na I’m fucking scared” is brilliant, I come back to this video regularly for that one joke.

  • @capitans12
    @capitans12 Год назад +378

    “Don’t wake Khan Krum” is an instant classic!! 😂

    • @Zheeraffa1
      @Zheeraffa1 Год назад +32

      All those who said otherwise are now deceased.

    • @adeelin776
      @adeelin776 Год назад +20

      Common Bulgarian W

    • @TinyGobos
      @TinyGobos Год назад +5

      Oh no

    • @capitans12
      @capitans12 Год назад +5

      @@Zheeraffa1 rightfully so

    • @TheOneCalledSloth
      @TheOneCalledSloth Год назад +5

      Crazy that I was just reading about Khan Krum

  • @johnwelsh872
    @johnwelsh872 Год назад +1036

    Gotta give major props to Jon's wife for just standing there while her husband hits her with the infra-red goggles.

    • @nobodyhere2173
      @nobodyhere2173 Год назад +76

      More props for having him scream at her chest

    • @xanthraXGaming
      @xanthraXGaming Год назад +42

      thanks for letting me know that he was married...i was gonna ask whether he's single or not...😅

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 Год назад +63

      That’s his wife?!
      Wait he’s MARRIED?!

    • @goatsfluff
      @goatsfluff Год назад

      @@reginlief1 Surprise! If you wanna know more, there's a podcast he did (two, actually!) with Internet Historian!

    • @cripplingdepression213
      @cripplingdepression213 Год назад +11

      @@reginlief1 yup

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter Год назад +581

    Jon acknowledging the existence of Bulgaria has put me into existential shock. We did it boys, *we are now canon*

    • @theguitar466
      @theguitar466 Год назад +18

      Айде брат

    • @orenum
      @orenum Год назад +47

      Don’t wake Khan Krum made me shit myself laughing

    • @tetsupannn
      @tetsupannn Год назад +16

      never been more proud and patriotic най-после разбирам Ботев и Левски

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie Год назад +16

      Don't wake Krum, or he'll turn you into a cup.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 Год назад +1

      I tip my Bolognese to you, sir. Welcome!

  • @senormarston
    @senormarston Год назад +27

    The "please come back or I'm fucked" is almost as effective as "I need money to buy food". Jontron knows how to sell his stuffs

  • @shankypanky8879
    @shankypanky8879 Год назад +124

    Everyone Else: Dating in the dark
    Joey: Groping in the dark

  • @Aztechaemenid
    @Aztechaemenid Год назад +623

    "Here's the thing with birds. *THEY* *ARE* *DINOSAURS* " Absolutely killed me. 😂

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris Год назад +4

      They aren’t tho. They are birds

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up Год назад +2

      ​@@Quincy_Morris they are also dinosaurs

    • @Leodachef1
      @Leodachef1 Год назад +11

      @@Quincy_Morris They are direct descendents from dinosaurs. Just like reptiles, they are direct descendents of dinosaurs. For example humans ancestors where always mammals and therefore never classified as dinosaurs even though they lived during the same time, just so you understand terminology and the connection between these. It doesnt make you a dinosaur to live in that period of time on earth, there are distinctive differences that defines a species as one. In todays time living birds are genetically speaking dinosaur descendents. So yes they are dinosaurs, aswell as crocodiles for example.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 Год назад +2

      @@Quincy_Morris Dude, have you not watched Jurassic Park? They cover that in the beginning of the movie.

    • @christopherherr7561
      @christopherherr7561 Год назад +5

      @@Quincy_Morris They are tiny theropods, my friends. Dinosaurs that aren't birds are called non-avian dinosaurs. All birds are dinosaurs, but not all dinosaurs were birds.

  • @snakeeyes6217
    @snakeeyes6217 Год назад +373

    The amount of times my life has been on the line for Quantum Computing is immeasurable.... Jon is always so relatable.

  • @deviantvision4995
    @deviantvision4995 Год назад +18

    9:30 our boy was measuring the circumference 💀
    Gave her that C = 2 * π * R hug.

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 Год назад +78

    I love the button because in literally every situation, the daters hit the button as soon as it lights up to prevent the other person from pressing it.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Год назад +3

      Why DOES it light up though? What's the pattern?

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 Год назад +4

      @@PikaLink91 I mean there’s a reason all those contestants are single. Not a single cell in them has the ability to commit lol

    • @Pallamut
      @Pallamut Год назад +1

      They really need to revise their format, maybe give the contestants one press of the button per person or something

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Год назад +3

      @@troillandford7679 Or has a single ounce of good or wholesomeness.

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 Год назад +1

      @@Pallamut so like tinder basically. Pay for more extra button pushes lmao

  • @MoldyStir-Fry
    @MoldyStir-Fry Год назад +127

    "Please come back or I'm fucked." is the most genuine and relatable thing anyone can say 🤣

  • @rebekahn.6146
    @rebekahn.6146 Год назад +874

    I think the funniest thing about Joey's whole performance on that show is that he was NOT a "straight shooter" at all... if he'd come out upfront and said something like "I try to take care of myself, and I'm interested in finding a partner who does the same. Do you like going to the gym and eating well?" he would have gotten way better results. By trying to be sneaky about it, he made is so weird and creepy lol

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 Год назад +2

      This is my problem with "blunt" people. They seem to translate that to not thinking at all about what they're saying and just being an unapolegetic asshole. What you're saying is a much more considerate way of putting this and turns it into a meaningful desire in a partner rather than just a scummy entitlement like Joey.

    • @toxikvik6193
      @toxikvik6193 Год назад +30

      At least do it like nathan, who while a he was a gigantic ass was at least subtle and not creepy about it

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Год назад +39

      @@toxikvik6193 honestly, people praise him for that, but it's actually *worse* because he took what is normally something innocent and turned it into a dick move
      Joey was at least honest with how shallow he was

    • @riddlerthediddler4392
      @riddlerthediddler4392 Год назад +90

      @@InfernosReaper In the full episode the anime girl had said she fetishizes Asian people and had a few other red flags, the hug was probably just the last nail

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Год назад

      @@riddlerthediddler4392 Let's be real here, he probably didn't care about that other crap, only the fat part. Otherwise, those red flags would've ended things quickly. Hell, the asian fetish would be a thing many dudes would just exploit(as seen on people who go overseas for relationships just to get screwed over)

  • @vesselofgod1755
    @vesselofgod1755 11 месяцев назад +9

    I knew as soon as she asked him if he is from Bulgaria he was going to reject her, she was definitely going to be all "You can't play Bulgarian board games if you're not from Bulgaria" in some way.

  • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
    @JohnSmith-ox3gy Год назад +656

    Joey has the energy of a man between 12-22 at all times while being 32.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Год назад

      But he's a f'ing idiot. That Natasha bird was plenty hot, AND she loved him, and Joey thinks she's fat, like what's he after, a pray mantis. There is nothing fat at all about her. He's so focused on weight to pathological levels. Today many men say that women have crazy hi standards, and many do, but this Joey dude really is ridiculous, and at 32, he's not changing, he sounds like the type of guy that is never wrong anyway, so there is never anything to fix.

    • @nicetomato7573
      @nicetomato7573 Год назад

      I hope he's a lonely and depressed man-child. What a douchebag, loved Jon's segments on this video!!!

    • @saskatoon16
      @saskatoon16 Год назад +15

      joey broke up with his ex cuz she was getting bigger.

    • @zephy936
      @zephy936 Год назад +59

      Based on the fact he thought natasha was overweight ima assume his ex gained like 5 pounds and bro was like im done

    • @lunarumbreon7699
      @lunarumbreon7699 Год назад +21

      @@zephy936if Natasha was fat I’m assuming his ex got above 100 pounds

  • @williambrewer7299
    @williambrewer7299 Год назад +142

    Seeing jon as Shrek was like seeing the face of an angel

    • @pinkanimositygaming
      @pinkanimositygaming Год назад +1

      If only we had Arin as Donkey like that one meme image

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Год назад +1

      @@pinkanimositygaming He already is

  • @walluby1640
    @walluby1640 Год назад +26

    He put so much commitment into this video with the shrek costume, all the sets he was in (even if they were green screen or not) and all the editing god damn thats comittment and the reason im subscribing

  • @manospondylus
    @manospondylus Год назад +357

    Funny that Jon had to look up if birds are dinosaurs because I remember him making a joke with Jacques about exactly that in one of the classic episodes.

    • @jojoflap
      @jojoflap Год назад +29

      I think he made that joke in Dino City

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 Год назад +28

      I guess we know Jontron has no continuity.

    • @Abigail_0-0
      @Abigail_0-0 Год назад +14

      Where is Jacques? He didn't pass away did he? 😮

    • @cgraham6
      @cgraham6 Год назад +17

      Oh Jacques, how we miss you. Your glowing eyes, your robotic bird voice. I guess he got put out to bird pasture, and spends his days cracking wise at anyone and anything that will listen.

    • @matarono
      @matarono Год назад +3

      @@Abigail_0-0 He took Jacques out his pocket and onto the ground on the episode

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight Год назад +76

    *Host:* "To help you focus on your date's personality and mind, we've turned out the lights."
    *Joey:* "Muhuhaha, the fools. _I'll just use my hands."_

  • @ispirovjr
    @ispirovjr Год назад +320

    The JonTron show put more effort into Bulgarian representation than Eurovision. Props, IvanStol.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy Год назад +21

      We Stan Banko.

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 Год назад +9

      @@kgpspyguy Banko proud Bulgarian Balkan KING 💪💪💪💪💪

    • @stevenbojilov596
      @stevenbojilov596 Год назад +6

      Gotta love the rejection as he said "Yeah I am from Bulgaria". Most bulgarian thing is to reject a fat woman as you proudly proclaim your nationality XD Браво Банко

  • @lordavy7469
    @lordavy7469 Год назад +29

    After all these years it's still crazy to me how well done all of these videos are, I guess it's called a show for a reason, but the Shrek scene really just sent me

  • @ceast5273
    @ceast5273 Год назад +175

    6:54 my heart skipped a beat and I thought we were going to get the first Jacques appearence in years.

    • @drunkhas
      @drunkhas Год назад +22

      Ahmmmmmm..... Guys, who's gonna tell them?

    • @DepressedMicaiahASMR
      @DepressedMicaiahASMR Год назад +6

      ​@Drunkhas Cocina wait what happened to Jacque?

    • @rickrollerdude
      @rickrollerdude Год назад +47

      Not gonna happen, he's made it clear a couple times that filming with his pet is too hard to be worth it, plus he's probably not willing to do whatever its legally required to work with animals now that he has an actual studio and all that

    • @KappnSkips
      @KappnSkips Год назад +5

      @@drunkhas is that shit dead

    • @roto469
      @roto469 Год назад

      @@KappnSkips I’m assuming so, not really sure to be honest

  • @Dylan-cu4ty
    @Dylan-cu4ty Год назад +254

    *"Dating in the dark?"* That's my second favorite game, right behind *"Whose in my Mouth."*

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee Год назад +14

      "hey, man, I know you're blind, but you gotta see this"

    • @jamesrobers3351
      @jamesrobers3351 Год назад +9

      The proper name of the game is "Who's fingers are in my mouth?"

    • @animeAJproductions
      @animeAJproductions Год назад +3

      *Who's

    • @Ghostpeppar
      @Ghostpeppar Год назад

      Whose finger is it anyway? The dating show where you get to find out which guys fingers you tasted? Was it pork Joe, beef Michael, or salami Sam. 😂
      The results may surprise you!

    • @theholypotato7763
      @theholypotato7763 Год назад +1

      🤨

  • @CTRLVCatMemes
    @CTRLVCatMemes Год назад +77

    The first Shrek bit threw me but the "Haha I'm fucking scared" at the end had me crying

  • @kristaberta7922
    @kristaberta7922 Год назад +84

    Joey using the "wrist test" is so funny to me as an overweight girl with thin wrists. I'm pushing three hundred pounds, but all that weight is mostly in my thighs and belly. This test would not work 😂😂😂

    • @blistified
      @blistified Год назад +2

      well considering on the second encounter he did the "whole body test"....lol

    • @1Pidds
      @1Pidds 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@blistified yknow completely missing the point of the show

    • @blistified
      @blistified 11 месяцев назад

      @@1Pidds i responded to the topic on hand, thats an entirely different matter, which i do agree upon anyway

    • @1Pidds
      @1Pidds 11 месяцев назад

      @@blistified I wasnt arguing against you

    • @SwoggersLOL
      @SwoggersLOL 7 месяцев назад

      its in your torso, dummy. not JUST your belly. and even if it WERE localized within your belly for some reason, the hug brings belly-to-belly. that hug was basically full proof

  • @KickassMcfly
    @KickassMcfly Год назад +294

    holy shit that Joey character is out of this world, legit super excited about part 2

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 Год назад +21

      I would love to see joey vs the 600lb button chicks

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Год назад +9

      @@kathrineici9811
      That's a bit harsh, don't you think? They definitely weren't more than 400! Maybe 380, tops.

    • @_korbo_
      @_korbo_ Год назад

      TBH while he sounded like a complete imbecile, I don't get what's wrong with not liking fat girls. Everyone has preferences.

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 Год назад +4

      @@MarvinPowell1 They look like the “my 600lb life” people so that’s what I’m working with as a basis for my guestimation

    • @adamgreenhill110
      @adamgreenhill110 Год назад

      ​@@kathrineici9811 You're kidding right, they're barely half that size

  • @green7449
    @green7449 Год назад +330

    Jon being scared that we wont come back for part 2 is crazy. I'd watch this man talk about dirt and be entertained. Let alone these ridiculous dating shows.

    • @SissypheanCatboy
      @SissypheanCatboy Год назад +19

      you joke but I once watched a full TV length episode of a show about a guy learning how to dig a hole. Not like, some super huge or deep hole, just like. 5*5 hole in the ground, went into detail about soil types and everything. God knows Jonathany Tronley could get me to do the same.

    • @green7449
      @green7449 Год назад +19

      @@SissypheanCatboy That wasn't a joke. I would watch an hour long video of Jon talking about dirt. If he was digging a hole while talking about dirt then it would be a masterpiece.

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum Год назад

      nah too agonizing

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y Год назад

      I mean, part two literally has over a million fewer views than this one, sooo...not so crazy, eh?

    • @adityakhanna113
      @adityakhanna113 Год назад

      Rhett and Link actually did dig a hole and it was entertaining

  • @Spud24
    @Spud24 Год назад +3115

    "And she didn't feel objectified by you at all? Interesting"
    That man needs a medal

    • @DiAn-ud8dy
      @DiAn-ud8dy Год назад +53

      It's the bare minimum not need for a medal, i'm not mi$ogynistic but that doesn't mean i need to be praised

    • @nikolabaric1140
      @nikolabaric1140 Год назад

      @@DiAn-ud8dy oh fuck yourself, yeah the "men who do the bare minimum aren't special" line of reasoning is valid and i get where you're coming from, but to actually take the effort to call out or confront a misogynist in a social situation is a step beyond

    • @aidenconley3378
      @aidenconley3378 Год назад +382

      @@DiAn-ud8dy thanks for warping a common expression so you could tell everyone how humble and virtuous you are

    • @grimey666
      @grimey666 Год назад +67

      @@aidenconley3378 ​ I like how your response ties back to his point. not being a misogynist doesn’t make you virtuous person it just makes you a decent human being lol it’s something that should be expected, “doing the bare minimum.” if you find not hating women as something to be proud of and humble about, that’s pretty funny.

    • @jarofdirt9
      @jarofdirt9 Год назад +32

      Imagine society if youtube commenters would stop using the same copy paste phrases on every god damn video.

  • @lit_springles_4life492
    @lit_springles_4life492 Год назад +9

    As a Mechanical Engineering student, most of us engineers hate pure math and calculations. All of us are out here STRUGGLING.

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 Год назад +117

    I like how everyone on The Button is just trying to press as quickly as possible to avoid being the one that gets rejected

    • @Voltra_
      @Voltra_ Год назад +19

      Not realizing they have the option not to press the damn thing

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Год назад +33

      @@Voltra_ it's the prisoner's dilemma. Instead of hoping that the other person also chooses to not press the button the safest option is to press the button first

    • @bigounce8549
      @bigounce8549 Год назад +2

      theres kind of gambling aspect to this with” i can reject that person now in hopes i get a better one” where it pretty much escalates to never finding miss or mister right.

    • @thylacocoalthy6228
      @thylacocoalthy6228 Год назад

      That's the thing, if you get rejected you're out of there and have no more chances, unlike more typical speed dating.

  • @whackyzachy1482
    @whackyzachy1482 Год назад +492

    6:54 was a perfect time to get Jacques back in an episode, he’s a bird and it would have fit the joke perfectly.
    I mean it is funnier to see Jon pull birds out of his pocket but cmon we miss Jacques

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 Год назад +140

      Almost forgot he existed. He said he didn't use Jac because he was old and cranky, but I still wish we could see him again.

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Год назад +58

      He's retired tho

    • @Sir_Adam
      @Sir_Adam Год назад +14

      You do realize birds don't live as long as humans?...

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 Год назад +79

      @Sir Adam Gaming Last time I checked, Jac is still alive, just old and cranky, which is why Jon doesn't use him anymore.

    • @oswinoswald3410
      @oswinoswald3410 Год назад

      I literally asked where's Jacque? Lol

  • @egg_404
    @egg_404 Год назад +93

    Nothing makes me more excited than a guaranteed part 2 to a JonTron episode

  • @DokkanAssets
    @DokkanAssets Год назад +6

    Dating in the Dark has that odd 2000s nostalgic feel with the camera work.

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword Год назад +134

    I hope he talks about Netflix' "The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On" next in part 2, a show where newlyweds are tested to see if they cheat and then break up and probably one of the most offensive things on the service.

    • @Dodrebur
      @Dodrebur Год назад +20

      I had to look this up because I thought, "There's no way that's how the show is supposed to work." The more I read, the more my brain breaks. What is this? Why is this? Huh?

    • @FreneticPotato
      @FreneticPotato Год назад +6

      ​@@Dodrebur How is this?

  • @madcap3450
    @madcap3450 Год назад +745

    The guy asking for a hug was 100% doing the same thing as Joey was he just wasn't saying it out loud

    • @wowdante
      @wowdante Год назад +43

      Yup. I'll bet when he did that hug he could FEEL the color pink.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Год назад +37

      Yeah he was a douche, but Joey was downright cartoony evil

    • @BodomsScythe
      @BodomsScythe Год назад +64

      @@ironmaster6496 So longing for physical attraction to your partner/date is douchey now... Okay.

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Год назад +45

      @@BodomsScythe
      I can’t believe I am explaining this: joey didn’t desired or wanted “physical attraction”.
      He wanted a “trophy” that would make him look “good”.
      And that’s disgusting, objectifying and shameful.

    • @BodomsScythe
      @BodomsScythe Год назад +19

      @@1r0zz I wasn't referring to Joey.

  • @ashrasmun1
    @ashrasmun1 Год назад +809

    The most shocking thing is that Natasha was actually the prettiest one and her reflex-comment about possibly looking into who she is as a person was an incredible sign of humility. She seemed like a great person to just be around.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Год назад +5

      I don't remember her saying that, is it from this video or the original one?

    • @DreamwalkerFilms
      @DreamwalkerFilms Год назад

      That was the most intelligent thing said on the entire show, she deserves way better than to be in this filth

    • @paradoxicube52
      @paradoxicube52 Год назад +97

      @@Mister-Red it's when she says that if shes compatible with that person she has to check herself

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 Год назад +44

      Yeah, I was totally on Team Natasha after that moment.

    • @Nyah420
      @Nyah420 Год назад +21

      Came across as sarcastic to me; but she was played dirty by that guy.

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 Год назад +19

    The dark room is an interesting concept. I would try that since I’m socially awkward and it would let me avoid eyes

  • @__0bliv1on__
    @__0bliv1on__ Год назад +98

    6:53 This scene reminds me how Jacques is still out there living his happy life

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Год назад

      He's summering on Mauritius 🦤

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting Год назад +1

      He's still alive on the outside

    • @theR1ch
      @theR1ch Год назад

      Out there? Out of the loop. What happened to my favorite robot birb?

    • @potatotheugly2954
      @potatotheugly2954 Год назад +1

      @@theR1ch being on set made him stressed

  • @thatryeguy6145
    @thatryeguy6145 Год назад +99

    That Final Fantasy Buster Sword joke is the funniest thing Jon has done in years.

    • @isaac8674
      @isaac8674 Год назад +11

      I hate that I can't tell if it's staged or not

    • @bekkfxst
      @bekkfxst Год назад +3

      @@isaac8674​if you mean “is it real or not?”, it’s not. If you look in the description, the cast includes people playing the roles of “target” and “Joey [with] Buster”.

  • @ScorpionNani
    @ScorpionNani Год назад +36

    9:09 That's some real dedication to the bit.

  • @miroshima47
    @miroshima47 Год назад +400

    the Bulgarian jokes were on point 😂😂 pretty sure my dad has a bottle of slivovitsa in the fridge rn lol

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Год назад

      Please explain the Khan Krum joke!

    • @JamesHeadbangerfield
      @JamesHeadbangerfield Год назад +10

      @@Soitisisit Khan Krum is known for decapitating one of his enemies and making a chalice out of his skull.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Год назад

      @@JamesHeadbangerfield Oh! I may have heard of him then! Or else, this is just more common in history than it should be. Thanks for answering. :)

    • @vodliedood3385
      @vodliedood3385 Год назад

      kefish me

  • @kazenna
    @kazenna Год назад +388

    The bird segment not bringing back Jaques broke my heart

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf Год назад +42

      everything has to end someday
      but i feel ya, i miss that birb

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 Год назад +7

      that bird is dust now

    • @doveydaze
      @doveydaze Год назад +15

      Same here, I actually thought maybe Jaque wasn't around anymore? Im only recently coming back to jtron vids so I've been out of the loop for a while. Missed Jaque opportunity 😭

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 Год назад +21

      he was alive in 2019, Jon said he was retired

    • @kabiatrus
      @kabiatrus Год назад +20

      @@shinybreloom4027 You might say he’s green and retired.

  • @DocJerky
    @DocJerky Год назад +534

    He hugged her because he liked her, but wanted to see if she was fat. There is a lot to unpack in that moment, and I found it all hilarious.

  • @Petronio39
    @Petronio39 Год назад +9

    You have to be pretty brave to go onto a show made to reject people based on snap judgements wearing full cosplay. Mad respect though, I hope she found someone who finds someone who respects her for who she is.

  • @skull_killa_3606
    @skull_killa_3606 Год назад +151

    6:55 I feel like we’re missing a certain Avian friend. A friend who’s name could kinda rhyme with a human body part

    • @free_live_free-511
      @free_live_free-511 Год назад +2

      ham hocks?

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Год назад +34

      Jon has stated before that Jacques is too difficult to work with on camera anymore. He's an old cranky bird.

    • @skull_killa_3606
      @skull_killa_3606 Год назад +13

      @@resileaf9501 yeah, but he could have had a picture of Jacques in the background to further the bird joke. Still, I guess it’s just nostalgia

    • @hannatude
      @hannatude Год назад +7

      [Bootleg Jacques has entered the Chat]

    • @mcdadais
      @mcdadais Год назад +3

      ​@@resileaf9501 I just figured he was dead by now