Sri Sri: Ranker of The Universe | JonTron
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2 videos in the same month lets go !
james trames
Opera GX Twitter actually has good shitposts, this really speaks to me as an idiot zoomer
Finally something fucking good on RUclips ! He’s back!
SponsorBlock 😊
Throw 15 rocks into a bucket of water and you have the most powrful being in the universe. Rock soup is 17 units.
Truly the Philosopher's Stone and the Great Panacea comes from muddy gravel. Perfection.
I'm AMAZED by your Doctrine! 🥹
If you break 15 rocks into 225 individual rocks you gain 225 units and become god.
are those male or female rocks?
This is strange... _But true._
Theory: The reason we have enlightened "shower thoughts" is because we go up two units from being wet.
hot damn that actually makes sense
The water is sharing it's wisdom with us, truly we are blessed.
OMG! Damn! That truly makes sense! 😂
If that's true...How am I not enlightened after eating meat? I should've leveled up by 7 units right? Am I doing something wrong?
😂😂😂😂😂
This feels like the magic system I was trying to create when I was 8 years old.
Level 1 is you
Level 16 is me
I don't make the rules I just say it how it is
He is confusing spirits with people. The yakshas as mentioned are spirits that bring wealth to human beings, not the humans themselves. They are a form of god/goddess of wealth.
@@musicb5202he’s spent too much time pondering empty existentialism
@@randomdude189 I'm talking about John not the guru. These are taken from common Hindu beliefs and scriptures although very vaguely correlated to them. I'm not sure about the accuracy of these claims but you're essentially discrediting Hindu and sanskrit literature by saying that.
@@musicb5202 show me empirical proof of any of the gurus beliefs on the ranking system he came up with.
From Goop to Gupta, Jon truly is enlightened with modern mysticism.
god damn thats good
@@JohnsonHoword Steve didn't deserve that, man, why'd ya do em like that
@@JohnsonHowordWho pissed in your cereal, man? Lol
bro doesn't know what mysticism means
@@JohnsonHoword what the hell are you on about 🙏💀
JonTron has changed his posting schedule from once a year to 3 or 4 random times in a year. I am truly grateful.
I always appreciate the quality of the videos though. He can take his time if his content is consistently good.
@@notsure1969 He and his team do a great job making awesome vids
@@Ricardooo88fr they have great production value for RUclips.
and its always reaction vids
He's just posting videos in advance. After this year he's gonna go MIA for 3 or 4 years
I like how a DEAD person has more LIFE units than a living one.
Not vouching for the guy, but it's not crazy to think that an angel/spirit has more "energy" or a "higher power level" than a living human.
@@beardalaxywell yeah but he didn't say it like that. He just straight up said ''If you are a spirit, you have more units'' with no additional context, just something about ''obstacles''. He doesn't say they are more powerful beings because they are higher beings.
@@beardalaxylife points don't relate to live then? I'm confused. More sprit points sure but life?
@@Misanthropolis That is a fair point. I ain't beating fire or space in a fist fight.
@@beardalaxy
Can an angel lift a measly 1 unit rock? No. Humans can.
Sri Sri, now that’s a name I wasn’t expecting to see again so soon.
A few months ago I did this meditation retreat where you had to agree in writing that you’d show up the whole weekend. I don’t think they did anything to people who broke the agreement, but they left it vague and enough that some people attended the whole thing out of guilt/fear. We were also told not to speak with anyone outside of the camp about the things we were doing, which ultimately was just some breathing exercises and yoga. The “reward” for making it to the final day was getting to learn about the person who invented the curriculum- none other than Sri Sri….We then watched a pretty long documentary about his life, and were told that by staying involved in the organization we might one day become teachers and meet Sri Sri in person.
The arbitrary secrecy, use of guilt to motivate people, and weird fixation on this one dude…All of it set off my “THIS IS A CULT” alarms, even though we were doing pretty harmless stuff. I got the hell out of there and didn’t look back lmao
I swear when I went (back in 2000s) they never did this..... wtf happened to positivity Yoga + Meditation only teachings? (By that I mean, they made us do literal yoga and meditation only).
albeit, I was a tad kid back then.. so idk.
Cults can be harmless, outside of being a cult. They're not all doing weird and bizarre things. Still a cult, though.
You set off my "THIS IS A CULT" alarm before I even got the second paragraph!
Also, all cults are harmful. Being manipulated into worshipping a person and becoming part of a cut-off community, usually while vulnerable and under the threat of your life ruining itself if you leave, does a lot of really toxic crap to your brain (and often your wallet).
@@Free2Flay IF they seek something from you. Yes, but when I used to go, (again, its for like 3 months or less to learn meditation and exercise) they didnt ask anything. Its a free place. Since it was inside a facility building, they just had non photo id.)
"What's Tier 15?"
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT, DO NOT DO TIER 15!!!"
Always appreciate a good adventure time reference.
Remember: You are just a few rocks in the pocket away from being better than Ghandi.
That's oddly philosophical, as we all carry the wight of difficulties in our pockets. Maybe we should carry more and more of them until they don't weight us down anymore, until we become a blue god with blushy cheeks.
Or more destructive than Hitler....
That's what godse must've thought.
this is strange.. but true
If you put exactly 2 rocks in your pocket, you're both 1 level above Ghandi and one level below Ghandi!
So when Hitler was screaming "Nein Nein Nein Nein!", he was just telling us how many units he had. It all makes sense now.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
this is strange, but true!
Oh God! I'm literally in tears! Too funny man! :D
LMAOOOO
Sri Sri has the smile of a guy who knows he is fooling loads of people and he has no shame from it
They call that "sht eating grin"
I like my own theories, but if you want ground up metaphysics or philosophy, they at least write out possible reason for everything. Giving it levels is like scientology scams.
@@rovospire common level 8 life comment
@@zolamastrike, life? Heh, or lack thereof...
...and most definitely drug(s). Looked like he was peaking haha!
Level 20 is Goku tier but y’all just aren’t ready for that kind of truth bomb from SriSri yet
20 units make spirit bomb
Is level 21 Majin Buu then
"Get outta here you little 7 unit mammal." Is absolutely what I'm going to say every time my cat begs me to go outside.
"7 Unit Mammal" sounds like either a 90's grunge band or an early South Park episode.
You mind if I steal this idea lol
@@SneedBass Take this one, too: "It sounds like a Jon-era Grumps meme"
@@predcon1 it does, I miss those days.
Idk man, the Egyptians believe cats are a level 14 unit, soooo
This was just a long-winded way of Sri Sri saying that he's the most important person in the Universe
And that people with money should pay him a visit
A lot of people remember that The Beatles had a guru... but only a small percentage remember his name lol
(No, I'm not one of them. But the music was awesome!)
This was just a long winded way of Sri Sri saying “give me your money”
No, no, you got it all wrong, he's much too humble to call himself the most important person. He is just *ONE* of the most important people, a member of the *CASTE* of most important people.
👍@@Xahnel nice, I see what you did there!
I wonder what people in his profession have to say about the caste system... or was it "abolished" so people don't have to talk/worry about it anymore?
(I admit I am ignorant about most of its details.)
I NEVER thought I'd actually see JonTron blow his own brains out on camera.
Just leveling up the old fashion way.
Lol
It feels like he hasn't done that kinda humor in like 10 years
The graphic designer DID NOT just “throw in the towel” Jon. 🤦🏼♀️
He advanced from level 9 to 10, duh!!
The gun gag was beautiful. I finally felt like I was watching classic JonTron again.
8:23
XD
I love how they can't curse but that can be kept in XD
I haven't lol'ed genuinely in months. Absolutely brilliant
@@annawilson6663 america loves their violence, but please no profanity because children
I totally saw that coming and I still had to pause to laugh.
Sri Sri is just like a kid who is making up a new game for his friends to play and keeps changing the rules during the game, lol.
You notice Sri Sri is trying to hold back the laughter with each level he mentions.
that's funny but it's actually also a brilliant way to describe precisely what is happening lol
So it's metaphysical Calvinball?
It was like he was improvising the entire thing! He acted exactly like someone who's just making shit up on the spot.
The blue guy was called Rama, hes basically part of these ancient hind texts that were like comic books but written 5000 years ago approximately. Basically a super human like Hercules who did a bunch of crazy shit and transcended into becoming a god like figure.
Is he comparable to the chibi ghost with a guitar?
He is not like hercules tho. He was already in godhood. He is one of the incarnations of lord vishnu (A god who preserves the universe) that went to earth to live as a human and also slay Ravan (a human/priest/king who became a demon after receiving his blessings from Lord Shiva). It's a WILD event.
@@agrapphyguy6878 Its not 100% the same, since Heracles was only half god, but it was the closest parallel i could think of in western cosmology. Also, reincarnation/rebirth didnt work the same way in the ancient greek religions. They believed in the wheels of rebirth but gods typically saw mortals as lesser beings not worthy of being reborn into so typically the gods just had sex with mortals while they were drunk or what have you and then end up with super people. Rama was a superhuman even if he was technically just a vessel for a soul of a god to inhabit so they could experience what we do/take care of some unfinished business. But Id say people get the general idea of the whole situation through that example.
Jon has truly just embraced himself as being a living meme. By far a modern wonder of the world.
Jon is absolutely a 9 unit man, lol.
He is both a guru and a wealthy person. That makes sri-sri 29 points
sri sri is a title not a name
@@ryzikxlike we give a flying fcck😂😂
@@ryzikxas if a title isn't a name
@@ryzikx you look like a clown lmao
@@lividsphincter4098 Hate to break it to you: But your physicians first name isn't actually "Doctor".
As a Hindu I have absolutely zero idea what the heck is Sri Sri trying to say. According to all Indian beliefs, animal and human life have the same value. Doing more good deeds is only going to bring your soul to salvation, but it wouldn't make you have more units or whatever Sri Sri is talking about. He was very popular back in 2014 with his Art of Living project where he intended to clean the Ganges river, but ever since it failed he's just been trying to stay afloat.
Dont listen to these gurus and babas, they just make money in the name of god. They dont know shit about hindu, buddist religion.
Seems it is big business over there like televangelism in America
Nah, you r trying to be afloat
But how many rocks is the animal worth?
He's talking about gunnas. Like krishna had 16 ram had 16 .
I love how Gandhi specifically appears in both tier "9 and 11". Coincidence I think not.
God damn it. That fucking wall bit had me dying. The cutoff is what did it for me. It's like with perfectly cut screams, I love it
I KNEW my pet rock was alive! People laughed at me, mocked me for saying my pet rock lived. Sri Sri proved me right! Thank you Sri Sri!
When Sri Sri said that rocks have gender, it immediately brought Pokemon to my mind.😂
Yeah, but it have only 1 unit of life, get at least pet water or pet fire.
@@rewq435 but after the rock gives birth, and he owns 16 pet rocks, these 16 rocks will be equivalent to the perfect being.
Rockington lives on.
@@rewq435 I had a hard time controlling my pet fire, had to sick my pet water on him
You have just jumped down the rabbit hole of the pseudo science of Indian Spiritual Gurus. This is a never ending content
Not pseudo science, it's pseudo religion.
Hoho shit
@@Serucipe Unfortunately, "religion" is a very broad definition, being virtually synonymous with philosophy. There's a reason the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a real thing, afterall.
@@Serucipe It's not that either. This is just religion.
@@Naokarma It is in no way, under no definition, 'a real thing.'
My favorite moments this episode.
2:19 "If you are sad and upset I too and upset and saaaad."
5:18 "What is this? Birch?"
8:25 "No way I'm gettin' through that. Completely solid. But watch this-"
11:59 "The ones in the 7 figure and up tax bracket...wow, they're really needing my help! Don't worry, it's tax deductible."
15:12 "Look, okay, frankly, Level 15 is paid DLC, okay?"
why would anyone care what you think? please explain it to me, like actually
@@embodimentofgreatness5514 Why would anyone be rude to people for no reason for a simple comment. Explain it to me, like actually.
@@Goatman_Gamer because you answer questions with questions, thats why
@@embodimentofgreatness5514 Ooooh! Good one.
@@Goatman_Gamer oooooh you suuuuuuck
The sudden Norm Macdonald appearance had me in stitches.
AALLLL THE STARS ARE HERE
If there is a takeaway from this video beyond the fact that Albanians are equal to fourteen rocks it is beyond me
If the entire country of Albania equals to 14 rocks and its population is approximately 2.8 million, that would amount to 0.000005 rock per Albanian. Given that the average person is worth 8 rock, that leads us to the logical conclusion that 1 person equals to 1.6 million Albanians.
Give an Albanian a rock and he becomes SMT Nocturne
mind you this man believes in white displacement and skull structures
Albanian hypnosis has done so much good that it artificially enhances their rank to above Hitler.
Having Jon mention Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne is the closest we'll get to him ever reviewing games again.
Honorable mention goes to the Pro Gamer Compounds video.
Srsly
"One more religion rejected"
He rated it a little low, to be honest.
I lost it when Jon pulled out the gun so quickly lol. I lost it again when he pointed out that the little fluffy guy upgraded by getting a vest!
Jesus Christ, Jon! You can't just hit me with that pop to the head! You made me bust a seam laughing my ass off!
I hope there's a gif of that, I need to download it now.
8:24 is a modern day classic JonTron moment; we are truly blessed thank you Sri Sri
That makes two videos in which Jon shoots himself in the head for funie.
@@ilikecurry2345whats the other one
@@JohnHughesTR
I know he tries to in both the titanic and juicing videos.
But I don't know if they are referring to which.
My favorite classic JonTron moment was when he advocated for white supremacy.
My favorite funny moment.
@@thesun5275 you're kinda stretching the truth.
His point he was trying to get to with billionaires was: "your kids are lazy and ungrateful, you should leave their inheritance to a guru instead"
time to become a guru
Sri Sri is out of his damn mind. This is strange, but true.
When you get the chance to pitch your fantasy universe but you're not quite done with the world building and have to imrpovise...
That one guy got to 9 units because he helped 6 million people get to 12 units. Makes sense to me. The bearded man also helped over 1000 people get to 12 units. What a kind thing for them to do
They must've given so many rocks away. How generous!
I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this...
I'm laughing so hard but feeling horrible for doing so! Damn dude! 😂
I don't get it.
@@rpggirl017 Why?
The characters used for the chart are so insane, I keep to have reminding myself that those are from the original video and that john didn't just throw them in there.
😂 The same happened to me. Christ.
@@unlimitedbitsgamingnah I don't think he was included.
Although IN FAIRNESS I think Jon was a little confused at some points, some of those spirits ARE the person, some are spirits that would VISIT a person. So like, if you're having trouble getting from 8 to 9, just get a visit from an 11 and he'll bump you up a notch. Not for nothing is the word 'genius' derived from the same root as 'genie' like it's an actual spirit visiting you to impart some wisdom.
It's all kinds of kooky, but at least that part makes some internal sense. You just keep waiting for him to bring up how you can offer money to attract those beings to you. Like when does the other sandal drop. But also, it was very poor presentation and needlessly confusing. I somehow doubt the guy himself did the powerpoint, I'm sure his team did that for him, and they only half understood it themselves.
@@casthedemonThe chibi ghosts really sells it
I don’t know if y’all noticed but at the start a human was 8 units of life but in the next scene when a human turns into a ghost the human is 9 units and turns into 10.
No no, they meant that humans who were “supermen” would be 10 when they die. I think, I’m not sure honestly
My mother doubted me for eating rocks. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MOTHER? I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND THE HIGHEST SPIRITS!
As someone who loves vanilla icecream, you trying to sell Opera to me by comparing a normal browser to it backfired tremendously.
I agree. The amount of logistics and processesing that goes into vanilla... IT IS ANYTHING BUT PLAIN!
Vanilla is my favourite flavour too. I never have it with sauce and sprinkles, it’s too good a flavour on its own.
As a vanilla ice cream enjoyer and a long time opera-user, I got very conflicted
Vanilla everything is better.
Ice cream
Sex
Peo- never mind
@@joshslater2426 It’s not my favorite, though. It’s up there, but Oreo and Reece’s ice cream are just.. so good.
Nailed it !! I'm from India and only a few here dare to review these self proclaimed Godmen. People are so ready to get offended by any sarcasm or even if someone questions their beliefs..
Thanks for making this video. Love your sense of humour ✨
But he didn't really give any valid criticism he just pointed out inconcestances in the presentation
@@mustansirbadri5847 Maybe you're right but atleast he questioned something and made a fun video out of it...I Liked it, some may not and that's fine.
@@mustansirbadri5847 "he didnt give any valid criticism" wtf is there to give critism on a guy who calls rock "alive" ? it's all BS from the beginning to the end, there's not a single factual statement in anything that comes out of his mouth lmao.
@@Lunamana it is not Abt the rock is alive he said in the video that that even inanimate objects having life in Hinduism
@@Lunamana he didn't point inconcesistances Abt the religion rather the presentation of concept in the religion
Dude that brick wall joke was out of pocket. My gut hurts from laughing.
It is said during Kali Yuga that many false teachers and Wiseman will confuse people.
Count me confused.
Kalayuga is now and the false teachers are scamming and thriving in the name of dharma. The scriptures were right afterall :')
2 videos within the same month?!?! The world might be getting better
😂😆😁😄😃😀🙂😏😒😕🙁☹️😞😔😣😩😫😭
Nature is healing
There's only 1 video this month
Yay!!
It’s certainly getting lit!
I choked on my food when Jon tried phasing through the wall and pulled out the spirit pistol 😂😂
*Spirit Pistol* XD
You've almost made yourself to 9 life units. Gratz.
Thanks for enhancing a great bit even further, fucking spirit pistol lmao.
Too much Persona 3
Speedrunners! Use this easy hack!
It's great to see jon thriving and making content that he seems to enjoy working on.
I have no idea what this sri sri thing was talking about or what ranking everything has to do with anything but Jon made it funny as hell. 😂
I was thinking about being a perfected human being. But instead I went and got 8 rocks to carry around with me.
Level 16 achieved.
Actually, you have to eat them first.
@@timsmith7066you just have to get them inside you. Doesn't have to be through the mouth.
@@LunarLocust You can also "go to heaven" if they're yanked out by string - like you're trying to rip-start a lawnmower. Akuma taught me that.
how 2 achieve moksha
By drinking four cups of water I have rejected my humanity and have become the perfect being
just dont pee
@@dofehino5444 *holy water*
One more rock rejected.
I reject my humanity, Jojo.
Well I swallowed 2 breaths of air
Crazy that opera will show a whole decade of jon tron videos with that one feature
4:00 Ok, so when two rocks come together they make stones. 🤔🪨
6:14 I am Wesker from Resident Evil, I know I'm a 9 unit. 😎👍
After seeing that a dead human has more units than an alive one I was dreading the moment where he says, "Free fruit punch in the back, it's on the house!"
Jonestown all over again!
100%
“Drink the koolaid babes”
@@ootfan7882 It is called new delhi
@@ootfan7882Jonstown
So rock has 1 unit of life. If I break that rock in two do I get two smaller rocks with half a unit or does each rock still have one. Or is the rock considered dead and moves up a rank or two like humans? I'm so confused
Rock can only move up with a guru
No no. It has one unit of life. You broke it, it has zero units of life, and you gain 1 xp and zero gold, because rocks have no pockets. Otherwise, we have to start defining how big or small the rock is and STILL only getting ONE unit of life. Is a MOUNTAIN only one rock and getting one unit of life? Seems unfair for something so big. How about a pebble compared to a boulder? See how it starts to become a problem? Eventually the DM has to have final say.
@SolstaceWinters You and I are kindred spirits. 😁
Now hold on, we need to talk about rock *sizes!* Is a bigger rock worth more? what about a boulder??
_Do rocks follow the square-cubed law??_
That means a paper must have atleast 1.5 units of life
This is one of my favorite Jontron videos to date. Thanks for uploading semi annually now!
0:13 I wanted to eat that Jon...
John blowing his brains out caught me off guard in the best way 😂
This sounds *SOOOOO WRONG* out of context lol
Strange, but actually true
It was such a hilarious and random ass moment. It cracked me up.
The bullet to the head was more hilarious than it should have been!
Best joke of the whole video
It was the no hesitation for me lol
Love it. ❤Love from India. I don't know how it will turn out at the end because Indian are very sensitive about religion and spirituality. But i love your video. Nvr miss any of your video. Btw those units are called kalas or skills. Like dancing, singing, archery etc.
Yeah it’s understandable to be sensitive over one’s religion but this Sri Sri guy seems like a total scammer
Jon I love that you continue to put so much quality control on your vids. You have barely ever missed, and that's so awesome. You're nearly as on-point as E;R, but that's the kinda goal that no-one should ever realistically strive for. Keep it up m8!
10:00 Okay, I do think it's internally consistent here. If you're a normal human and die, you go to ten. If you're a 9 unit human and die, you go to 11. Dying basically gives you a +2 to life units. So far so clear. So Gandhi would go to 11, because he was 9 when he was alive. That much makes sense. Presumably, there are more ways for spirits to level up after death, otherwise you wouldn't get to the "Midas' touch" level and above. But you can also get higher as a living human, you just have to live without the +2 bonus that death gives you; that's why you have 12 unit blue super human and 12 unit cloud ghost on the same level. Yet spirits can't go higher than 13, so if you used the +2 crutch in your early phase, you will lose out in the end game. That's how balancing is achieved in the game of life. And that's why you only have blue super humans at 14 and above.
How much mana does It cost to draw a level 9 human? Because thta sounds like a great build to beat Ghandi
I'm gonna have to get my character sheet out to keep track of all these numbers.
But he said humans who meditate are 16.. so you can go be higher then gods?
holy shit that actually does make sense
Wait, so is the big-G God a 16 because he was a 14 small-g god, and died? The 2 points skipped over 15 entirely.
I never saw this Magic The Gathering update, the rules are just lost on me.
Sri Sri was the most unexpected thing Jon pulled up😭
He tends to do that a lot...
@@Tannerj50that's because you're incorrect. The Beatles saw the maharishi, not Sri Sri. And George was the only one who took it seriously. John wrote the song "Sexy Sadie" about the maharishi. The Beatles had already broken up when Sri Sri came around.
@karllamari yeah! It was [unnamed woman] who pushed John into his zany spiritualism.
Prior to that they dropped their hottest single, it's okay to leave your dog in the hot car (controversial due to Paul's family dog dying from heatstroke)
@@Dwightpower88 I didn't do any googling before I wrote the comment,that's my bad,I had just assumed from vague leftover knowledge from my years of being super into them.
No I was way more surprised that the title "Shin Megami Tensei" left his lips
I need to see an interview between Sri Sri and Gwyneth Paltrow 💯
I think that’s the same silver suit from years ago when he was the “alien that steals your chick” 😂 Looks exactly the same with some minor modifications. If so, that’s a cool throwback to one of the funniest and most underrated gags on the channel.
In case anyone gets confused: This is a *different* Ravi Shankar than the guy who played sitar with the Beatles. Apparently its not that uncommon of a name.
I'd wager he's using the name to get more views, but it's possible it's just a coincidence.
@@JonnyCrackersnah, it's just common. This guy is much more famous than Pt. Ravi Shankar for sure in India
Thanks for clarifying 😂 I was wondering if it's possibly the same 😅
I thought he looked pretty young, for hanging out with the Beatles in the sixties. Thanks for the clarification!
8:37 He didn't get access 💀
6:17 i actually need that image
I literally blinked & missed it - thanks 👍
@@favoritemustard3542 captured (turns out it's way harder on android for no reason), upscaled, and set as my wallpaper, idk why i'm obsessed with it
Those bells with the headbopping in the beginning..
perfection.
I can't believe that the Blue Man Group is more powerful than anyone in history
Well, I mean, it is blueman group 🤷 I could see it
Rivalled only by the Smurfs and those guys from the blue song. You know the ones. With the blue house and shit.
@@somerandomgamer8504 Eiffel 65
The blue men are actually hindu gods.
So yeah according to Hinduism it would make sense.
Like how Christians would say jesus is abpve normal humans etc.
yes, very respectful of other religions i see
Jon: What about tier 15?
Sri Sri: STAY AWAY FROM THAT! DO NOT DO TIER 15!
reference: understood
The good old times
*I'm screaming*
I'm not sitting here in a tinfoil hat saying 15 the other way around is 51, much like area 51...
Certified platinum-tier comment
5:34
Typical human moment
6:12 knowing DC comics, this is probably more likely than it sounds.
When the world didnt expect Jon to return, he casually blesses us after 2 weeks with quality milk
The internet wouldn't be the same without him.
The finest quality baby gaga breast milk.
I think he's said in the past he and his team produces these in batches. It's JonTron season.
Jon can reach 15 units when he posts weekly content. Strange but true.
Last video was not quality at all
8:11 "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you'll possibly imagine." - Obiwan Kenobi
I think that the 15th level is where you realize that the whole 'desires leads to suffering' thing isn't really gonna solve any issues in the long run, so you start trying to understand that anger isn't necessarily a negative emotion, provided you can focus it towards the injustices of the world
And no, I'm not just saying this because Jon made a paid DLC joke
Jontron posting several times a year is very 11 life units vibe
I started dying at 8:28. He really just said “WATCH THIS!” And just pulled the trigger.
That 1911 gag was unexpected but funny. JT WILL go there! ⚰️
had to replay because I couldn't believe it
The comedic timing was perfect
its so good when youtubers decide to go Eh fuck it and put in a joke like that
This totally caught me off guard.
Jon really knows how to pick interesting, original content that is not overly saturated with coverage. Add to the humor he projects onto his work, and you have pure brilliance.
Bro he just called Kishor Kumar "India's most famous music artist" South asian Walt Disney. 😆😆😆💀💀💀 God Bless you Jon😆♥️♥️
glad to see ya back at it again, we all miss ya jon and love your vids.
Never forget, Vanilla is such a good flavor that it literally replaced the default ice cream flavor. That's right, the "plain and boring" flavor of ice cream was cream, not vanilla.
And the funniest fucking thing about that is the majority of what people think is genuine ‘vanilla’ flavouring in its natural form is actually synthesised vanilla extract called vanillin
@@Dockhead Or beaver anal gland squeezings.
@@Dockhead I assumed it was artificial once I learned what the original was.
And Vanilla is a luxury item compared to most of the other flavorings.
If anything, strawberry should be the plain flavor because its ingredient is the easiest to obtain relative to the others.
@@shigerufan1 The problem with that is strawberry sucks ass.
Dang, no wonder the fire nation genocided the air nomads. They had an entire unit of life up on them.
But in doing so they gave them more units of life, for in their death they would be far stronger than the fire nation could ever imagine
@@elliottchappell2295 Also explains the strong spiritual connection of the Air Nomads with the spirit world., they're just communicating with their relatives.
Guru Sri-Sri is an Avatar fan confirmed???
Speaking of ATLA, did anyone else think that Sri Sri sounded exactly like Guru Pathik?
Dude, i really appreciate all of your videos. The Sr Sri video actually looks like a high dude sitting in his room with his other high friends and blabbering about different scales of units😂
Didn't expect the Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne mention but it's fitting.
Heck, SMT music has been in Jontron's videos before so he clearly is a fan of the games.
I know right, his Dark Dungeons video had almost exclusively SMT4 music and that was 6 years ago.
5:15 to be fair it actually makes perfect sense that an astronaut would be out of his element trying to combat gravity.
pun intended?
Good see Jon Tron making content again, felt like there was a void out there without em! I do wish he would do a random movie review or game review like the past but any Jon tron is good jon tron.
9:49 Wait, Mandela's dead? I distinctly remember him being alive!
Hey you discovered the Mandela effect
13:10 You can see him holding back laughter. Even the guy himself can't believe that people are buying into this shit
It’s like the opposite of the Braco guy, who locks his seething disdain down tight.
Sri Sri never said how many units he have. Definitely 15, he's just being modest about it, like a true guru he is.
Massive fraud
It's confusing but true
Me and my 10 rocks got more life than the gods themselves.
14:59
That gag with Jon shooting himself and then the quick cut was so good :DDD
"You need the universe to hold all the trees in" absolutely based take on why the universe is always #1
"I definitely could've said it better myself" is another golden quote
Step 1: Say random things to a crowd of gullible people while maintaining a straight face
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit
11:28 that's why he's starting with the man in the mirror
SMT Nocturne being mentioned was so unexpected but also kind of fitting for the video theme
Rising up the tier will be the plot of SMT6. We are tier 15.
i think they used an OST from DDS or strange journey in an older video as well.
NVM that was Internet Historian's Mars vid
@@AttacMage JonTron has used music from SMT multiple times since his early videos
mostly SMT4 music
Apocalypse is easily my favorite , though I have yet to finish my playthrough of SMTV, but I’m liking it
I’m voting for Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, because where was Kingdom Hearts 2 during Hurricane Katrina?
Man, Sri Sri's worldbuilding and magic system needs a LOT of work, the math in this leveling progression makes no hecking sense.
Props on the heckin
Hecking? Don't swear here!
@@talonhax8336 spren are that lost level, but they fucked off cause no one respected them, and everyone forgot except the people who put them into comics and cartoons as little stylized emotion marks.
That's cause he wants you to buy "EXP booster" items from the in-game store that only last for 5 minutes.
I was ganking a noob and then he suddenly leveled up after he died and proceeded to speedrun dungeons passing through everything, that shit is so OP.
Stone(1) + human(8) = Super human = Stoned human
This video is not nearly long enough. I need more JonTron watching videos from this guru guy