@@AvapxlaAll the teachers teach higher level spells the higher level your relevant school of magic is. You didn't really think Faralda was going to teach you master destruction spells as a novice destruction mage, did you?
@@The_Ragequit_Cannon That part is fine, but they hold a single lesson then send you on a cross-country tour to find some books they're too cheap to replace.
*Adult Scandinavian 1st-Grader Passes Virtual-Reality Web Design E-College, Kills Several People For A Giant, Blue Orb.* - Some newspaper in this world, probably.
Maybe the Dragon Priest was abandoned in that crypt by Archmage Allen, and he's gotten lonely and delusional enough to think you're Allen coming to take him home.
@@eduarddlabola9688 You should then ask the Black community for how the Great Collapse happened. People would be so confused if they didn't watch the previous videos.
Formerly Blue: Is someone going to execute you? Lake Hotel: Yes but please shut up. Lake Hotel is worried about you blowing his cover. He’s not ready to be executed 😅
J'Zargo is apparently a mastermind behind this school, an ambitious Indian making his startup dream come true. All the websites, podcasts, phones, online orders, it's all coming together.
The Curse of The Cow is my favourite tragic villain in all of fiction. You can really tell he only wants to know "how much is it?" and even shows remorse by calling the dragonborn "the pride of humanity"
J'zargo is not scamming J'zargo is Khajiit that is Khajiit of his word Dragonborn: aw kitty pats head* J'zargo only likes to be pat by his significant other but J'zargo is single are you single? Dragonborn: woah woah wow hold up I'm not a furry sorry J'zargo
"Note. Do you have junar wallpaper?" I have no idea what that means, but whatever I heard in the perfect voiceover was enough to have me breathless from laughter.
11:11 "College is a place where you can leave the pressures of the world behind and focus on yourself." I can "sort of" agree with that statement, but try telling that to my recurring "assignment is due later today, and I haven't even started it yet" dream I still get even 15 years after graduating.
Well, unless you attend Columbia atm. Then you’re kinda unable to focus on yourself unless you love protesting, breaking and entering, and getting suspended
"Most people don't use magic. Most northerners do nothing, because the wave knock them over and break their head" "Beach" LDB: Arch-mage Aren is dead Tolfdir: That's a wonderful thing! He's happy to know Allen doesn't have to ruin his life anymore
4:07 your laugh after you saw Brelyna's name translated to Strep Pneumonia is incredible LMAOOO 5:02 The absolute string of nonsense that Lake Hotel was spouting absolutely KILLED ME but the best has to be "Most Northeners do nothing because the waves knock them over and break their heads" 😂😂 "Everyone says bad words differently" And then just the majestic "Beach." at the end 😂 5:47 "Have you ever had problems at work?" "Not yet, but I will!" ABSOLUTELY WEEPING 11:56 "If you would like to make a reservation or wake up in pain, please email me" vaguely threatening LMAO 12:23 "How do you burn a book twice? Much less a third time" made me laugh so hard 😂 13:31 there is SO MUCH to unpack here 😂 The fact that his name was "Click Inside", that he said something about his "love attack", and then the other dude saying "Yes, you can destroy me! I won't tell anyone that I'm yours!" 😂 Something SPICY's going on at Fellglow Keep 18:32 "Panic and anxiety begins!!!!" the fact that he said it with such an urgent tone 😂 and your distressed "Oh no!!!" 20:10 "As you can see, the data can be confusing. It will eat you and eat you." AHAHAHAH and his voice sounds so normal and casual too 😂 28:18 YOUR LAUGH AT THE "DRAG ON" IS THE GREATEST THING EVER AHAHAHAH 28:41 he sounds so weak and pathethic I can't 😂 29:10 Are you… Allen? 🥺🥺 Can you take me home? :((( that is SO SAD Thank you so much for another incredible video, I love them all with my entire heart, can't wait for the Companions questline!! Are you also planning to do the DLCs??
That’s the story of a first grader making it through college without attending to any of the online classes, while their friends wear AirPods all the time and can’t comprehend simple questions. Truly relatable scenario
I love that fitting the online college theme, the Auge- uh "Number of Wood" is basically Google, and he just starts shouting search suggestions at you.
Professor Then has had more character development than any bethesda character ever before. He was in great peril at the start of the quest, people were already thinking that he was too far gone. But if he was really that weak of mind and discipline, he wouldn't have become the admin of this online classroom. "Please continue.. I don't like it when people give up on me", he pleaded, adamant to fight his drug addiction by taking up the gym. (3:29) In the end, he really did come through and as his mind fell back into place after multiple weeks off the drugs, he saw his "School" slowly turn "back to normal" (31:51) and everyone was relieved. "I think the psychologists are right... i don't think anyone is a witch." So refreshing to see this broken, but kind soul get such a redemption arc and happy end. truly inspirational writing.
I just love how consistent the translations are here: online courses and focus on external beauty seem to be the two main pillars of the college. Also I lost it at the sudden change of voice from the Augur. Beach.
zoloft is the second medication referenced in translated skyrim (the first being prozac) and they are not only both antidepressants but the exact same class of antidepressants. next up is a lexapro reference in the companions questline. big ups for the SSRI community
What, you don't know the Legendary Sheryoku Carp Saga? It's one of the greatest Fantasy series in Tamriel! Every kid knows about this epic tale. A lone carp destined to save the world!
I love how it manages to remind you this is a school at random times, just dropping references to grades and homework in the middle of a fight. This translation understands this is a magic school better than the original.
The thieves guild is obsessed with fish, while the mages desperately want to go to the beach. Sounds like they should work together and start a fishing business. Also coffee must be taken home or served.
Did Google translate slip in some adverts or something lol howling at the amount of translations sound like the NPCs are trying promote websites and mobile games
wow! The game did your leave a comment plug for you! how very considerate of it :) *goes from first grade to headmaster in under 3 days* you must be really smart
Boy, I am learning all kinds of things about geography and history of the world at magic college. - Children see miracles, but are too weak before them. - Many people live difficult lives because they don't follow their dreams. - Some people give up on the noble meaning of America. - Scandinavians and psychologists do not believe in witches or guardians. - Most Northerners do nothing because the waves knock them over and break their heads. - Iranians don't believe in magic (not a good start :( ). - The government of Moria has problems (similar to Satan, (we do not want him to take us away)). - Due to the government of Uttar Pradesh...? (i must have fallen asleep during this lecture) - Something (?) is wrong with Winterfell. - Everything is fine here. - The events of the last century have greatly influenced history (wow!! 😮). - The deceased have no contact outside the University. - Direct communication with your partner is important 😌 - Divorce cases take a long time. 😐 - There are many types of drugs, so Zoloft still has a place. - College is not important. It's too late for a refund. ... Oh.
"I have the books🤓"
Chad Librarian: "No wonder you're single."
That one really got me XD
Lehman doesn't have a boyfriend after all, confirmed?
Brutal
@@FormerlyBlueBeach
Best line ever! 😂
The College of Winterhold having online courses with no computers explains _a lot_ about how little you learn there.
@@AvapxlaAll the teachers teach higher level spells the higher level your relevant school of magic is. You didn't really think Faralda was going to teach you master destruction spells as a novice destruction mage, did you?
They have computers but they're not set up yet.
Here is the website also take online courses also I looked but couldn't see ps ethnic studies haha it is just regular college
Well, they did say "This site is not secure."
@@The_Ragequit_Cannon That part is fine, but they hold a single lesson then send you on a cross-country tour to find some books they're too cheap to replace.
"He said cough and then he died"
Well I guess we found the first victim of Strep Pneumonia
I like to think magic in this universe is just the internet. Beach.
Beach.
*Adult Scandinavian 1st-Grader Passes Virtual-Reality Web Design E-College, Kills Several People For A Giant, Blue Orb.*
- Some newspaper in this world, probably.
5:20 Lake Hotel: "everyone says bad worlds differently"
few moments later:
"Beach"
"Are you hiding under the hood? Why are people fighting over apple?"
Bro i just spitting Assassin's Creed lore
Yeah, that's right!
Skyrim/Assassin's Creed crossover?
People keep saying "beach" randomly is an accurate depiction of college ambience nowadays
Meanwhile you got some Indian guy developing an app. Sounds very accurate 😂
Hello, dear leader.
@@notsoracistraspberry4168An Indian guy who cheated off of his friends in college.
Praise Jim!
I think the outbreak of Strep Pneumonia has caused the college to go into lockdown, all lessons are now online.
Sounds oddly familiar...
"Progressive Monkey Tale" sounds like how a creationist would refer to evolution.
If Ken Ham was in this game
Or Sun Wu Kong supporting the Trans community.
"sometimes a decision has to be made without all the facts , trust your heart"
daaaamn lol
"Are you...Allen? Can you take me home?"
Okay, that's just sad.
Yes, this hits hard
he sounds like he had a rough day 😢
HE SOUNDED SO SAD TOO
Maybe the Dragon Priest was abandoned in that crypt by Archmage Allen, and he's gotten lonely and delusional enough to think you're Allen coming to take him home.
11:06 He created life, he created life, and it ruined my life, you have to respect that
Epic spiritual poetry right there.
Prozac and Zoloft... The antidepressant drugs business seems to be booming in Skyrim.
must be the gloomy climate
Well, they live in perpetual winter and everyone is insane, no wonder u need some Prozac to take off the edge
All of the whiterun guards were prescribed after the knee arrow incident
I'm beginning to understand what caused the Great Collapse
Yes, as told by Quran at the end.
Beach.
@@eduarddlabola9688 Quran can talk therefore he isnt a book confirmed
@@eduarddlabola9688 You should then ask the Black community for how the Great Collapse happened.
People would be so confused if they didn't watch the previous videos.
@@something1600 There’s a good chance they’ll be more confused if they do.
ok, "High Heels" excitedly blurting out his fantasies about being "destroyed" took me tf out
Is there a time stamp for this one?
13:29
"i won't tell anyone i am your"😂😂😂😂
""Magnus needs to smile to see, but he's not blind" - this is some kind of proverb about grumpy people.
When they say "Beach." when you exit dialogue which gives me the impression they were thinking of saying another certain word but censored themselves.
Same lmao
In Skyrim, you need to be a mighty warrior to even take a class on Web design.
"To Do" said she joined the project to stop the bugs.
She must be working on the unofficial patch.
She probably is the unofficial patch running in circles trying to keep the game stable with all that bad translation going on lol.
Imagine Meridia's questline: "the ham reaches the bacon!"
Or sheogorath who talks nonsense by default XD
Formerly Blue: Is someone going to execute you?
Lake Hotel: Yes but please shut up.
Lake Hotel is worried about you blowing his cover. He’s not ready to be executed 😅
“Children see miracles, but they are weak before miracles” feels kinda deep ngl
Ikr
J'Zargo is apparently a mastermind behind this school, an ambitious Indian making his startup dream come true. All the websites, podcasts, phones, online orders, it's all coming together.
The Curse of The Cow is my favourite tragic villain in all of fiction. You can really tell he only wants to know "how much is it?" and even shows remorse by calling the dragonborn "the pride of humanity"
His voice makes this 100X better. He sounds genuinely distressed about having to fight you.
clock tower..... it's so powerful...........
It makes sense that people who live in perpetual winter would keep bringing up the beach.
It's like that famous line from New Vegas about patrolling the Mojave and nuclear winter.
“May your road lead you to warm sands” is basically just a long winded way of saying “beach”
28:54 "I'm a first grader and I'm homeless." The real off the wall things are sometimes the funny comments you react with to the bad translations lmao
Winterhold Mages College of Technology 😭
They are engineers apparently xD
An Electronic Design college with no computers or electronic devices in sight
J'Zargo sounds like he's about to tell me my computer has a virus and I need to pay $300 to protect it from hackers.
🤣 exactly what I was thinking
J'zargo is not scamming J'zargo is Khajiit that is Khajiit of his word Dragonborn: aw kitty pats head* J'zargo only likes to be pat by his significant other but J'zargo is single are you single? Dragonborn: woah woah wow hold up I'm not a furry sorry J'zargo
Poor Jzargo, can’t catch a break for his genius
@shadowslayer2929 considering the rest of the NPCs keep asking if the Dragonborn has a boyfriend I'd say J'zargo has a lot of competition
Jay Zargo Jackson works for amazon and wants gift cards
10:58 Literally the most accurate description of The College of Winterhold.
😂
"Note. Do you have junar wallpaper?"
I have no idea what that means, but whatever I heard in the perfect voiceover was enough to have me breathless from laughter.
Yeah that voice and the way he says it 😂
I also tried looking up junar which brought me to a local shop that actually sells wallpaper for kids 😂
23:20 "Coffee must be taken home or served!"
In the middle of all this chaos, a branch of Skybucks opened...
11:11
"College is a place where you can leave the pressures of the world behind and focus on yourself."
I can "sort of" agree with that statement, but try telling that to my recurring "assignment is due later today, and I haven't even started it yet" dream I still get even 15 years after graduating.
Well, unless you attend Columbia atm. Then you’re kinda unable to focus on yourself unless you love protesting, breaking and entering, and getting suspended
@@mariecarie1sounds just like 1/6
@@mariecarie1And freeing Palestine. That's the important part.
@rkb1723 I have that one too... except instead I'm failing catastrophically
@rkb1723"What do you mean I had another class this whole time? I'm screwed!"
If Formerly Blue ever sells merch it should be a t shirt that just says beach and under that a picture of the College of Winterhold.
Oooh good idea! There would be some fun shirt ideas from this series...
That'd be crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy.
@@FormerlyBlue Drazi the dragon stealing the world and riding off on his motorcycle. You're leaving money on the table ignoring that kind of goodness.
"Most people don't use magic. Most northerners do nothing, because the wave knock them over and break their head"
"Beach"
LDB: Arch-mage Aren is dead
Tolfdir: That's a wonderful thing!
He's happy to know Allen doesn't have to ruin his life anymore
I think them saying "beach" is just a kid friendly replacement
Ruler!
Khajiit mentioning Jojo. Willburgur would be most pleased
You don't judge because you don't know anything has to be one of the most back handed compliments I've ever heard.
Beach
25:43 "meaning educa-meaning *BUTT................* "
Such a great moment hahah
I thought they said eating butt 😭
This is what no Elder Scrolls 6 for 13 years does to a mf
"Restorative hands are useful for people who practice reconstructive medicine" sounds quite sophisticated and aint all that wrong ngl 😂
"I entered the project to stop the bugs." dang looks like we got a Helldiver over here
Lmao I love how J'Zargo's name keeps changing every time it's mentioned
4:07 your laugh after you saw Brelyna's name translated to Strep Pneumonia is incredible LMAOOO
5:02 The absolute string of nonsense that Lake Hotel was spouting absolutely KILLED ME but the best has to be "Most Northeners do nothing because the waves knock them over and break their heads" 😂😂
"Everyone says bad words differently"
And then just the majestic "Beach." at the end 😂
5:47 "Have you ever had problems at work?" "Not yet, but I will!" ABSOLUTELY WEEPING
11:56 "If you would like to make a reservation or wake up in pain, please email me" vaguely threatening LMAO
12:23 "How do you burn a book twice? Much less a third time" made me laugh so hard 😂
13:31 there is SO MUCH to unpack here 😂 The fact that his name was "Click Inside", that he said something about his "love attack", and then the other dude saying "Yes, you can destroy me! I won't tell anyone that I'm yours!" 😂 Something SPICY's going on at Fellglow Keep
18:32 "Panic and anxiety begins!!!!" the fact that he said it with such an urgent tone 😂 and your distressed "Oh no!!!"
20:10 "As you can see, the data can be confusing. It will eat you and eat you." AHAHAHAH and his voice sounds so normal and casual too 😂
28:18 YOUR LAUGH AT THE "DRAG ON" IS THE GREATEST THING EVER AHAHAHAH
28:41 he sounds so weak and pathethic I can't 😂
29:10 Are you… Allen? 🥺🥺 Can you take me home? :((( that is SO SAD
Thank you so much for another incredible video, I love them all with my entire heart, can't wait for the Companions questline!! Are you also planning to do the DLCs??
I was in stitches the entire video 😂 i hope for more in the series, Skyrim is such a big game
8:57 that delivery of “Meesa no know” was SO GOOD.
This was, by far, the funniest one yet. Even more so than Paarthurnax's alcoholic tumors.
They call you beach because "everybody says bad words differently"
18:49 "Your position at the university is very important."
"No, it's not. I'm a first grader!"
😂😂
I like this casual "hello" as he stabs a woman in the back.
Strep Pneumonia may be singing "Murika, fuck yeah" in secret.
These sands are cold, but J'zargo feels the warmth of your presence and says "I do"
as opposed to Faralda who says "to do', she's all business
that one draugr as he runs towards his death: oh the humanity
Please turn on conversation subtitles
32:15 "Make sure to do your school work. Beach."
That’s the story of a first grader making it through college without attending to any of the online classes, while their friends wear AirPods all the time and can’t comprehend simple questions. Truly relatable scenario
"Magnus has to smile to see, but he's not blind." That's deep
I had no idea magic had so much to do with websites and beaches
Don't forget being beautiful 😂.
27:37 the librarian might be the most Chad character of all Skyrim
Cry.
Ancano's name being translated to "He Was Murdered" is peak foreshadowing
I am so into reading the Progressive Monkey Tale, while chewing on some Dog Vomit right now... (11:28 )
I love that fitting the online college theme, the Auge- uh "Number of Wood" is basically Google, and he just starts shouting search suggestions at you.
The curse of the cow: *As he dies* "The pride of humanity!"
😆
They must've used the "Conjure Translation" spell
Without levelling Conjuration enough, to be sure
I’m definitely going to start just randomly shouting “Ruler!” and “meaning:education” at home
29:11 he sounds so sad 😢😂
"It's a good game and always has been"
This is my favorite RUclips series right now. I want more more more
Wow the folks in Skyrim really want to commit suicide for some reason.
Maybe it's all the dragons
Professor Then has had more character development than any bethesda character ever before. He was in great peril at the start of the quest, people were already thinking that he was too far gone.
But if he was really that weak of mind and discipline, he wouldn't have become the admin of this online classroom. "Please continue.. I don't like it when people give up on me", he pleaded, adamant to fight his drug addiction by taking up the gym. (3:29) In the end, he really did come through and as his mind fell back into place after multiple weeks off the drugs, he saw his "School" slowly turn "back to normal" (31:51) and everyone was relieved. "I think the psychologists are right... i don't think anyone is a witch."
So refreshing to see this broken, but kind soul get such a redemption arc and happy end. truly inspirational writing.
Jzargo constantly making up nicknames for himself is so in character
"Do you want to find a life partner?"
Hey, at least they aren't just assuming you have a boyfriend anymore
i like the reimagining of winterhold as a cosmetology school where people learn to be beautiful
"Otherwise the university and country will collapse."
I feel like this could apply to some people IRL.
I just love how consistent the translations are here: online courses and focus on external beauty seem to be the two main pillars of the college.
Also I lost it at the sudden change of voice from the Augur. Beach.
It wouldn't be complete without someone telling you that they love you.
2:13 I think she's related to Vilnius Minute: Do You Need More Followers? from Episode 3.
zoloft is the second medication referenced in translated skyrim (the first being prozac) and they are not only both antidepressants but the exact same class of antidepressants. next up is a lexapro reference in the companions questline. big ups for the SSRI community
Aw....Drag On just wants to decorate something. He's just a lil softy.
i love that J'zargo just can't remember his own name in this.
The problem with Satan is that he dug too deeply? Wasn't that the problem of the government of Moria?
What, you don't know the Legendary Sheryoku Carp Saga? It's one of the greatest Fantasy series in Tamriel! Every kid knows about this epic tale. A lone carp destined to save the world!
30:29 was an entire rollercoaster. Right off the bat, "I feel like I'm stabbing you!" and "Grandma wants you to stay!" got me.
Lore accurate Khajiit grammar skills
29:09 he sounds so sad
I love that voice!
Is the Mage's College really just a tech start-up?
I love how it manages to remind you this is a school at random times, just dropping references to grades and homework in the middle of a fight. This translation understands this is a magic school better than the original.
I love it when the Draugr say "trimble"
The "Think about your project" and "Free courses!" just broke me 😂
"I'm crazy!"
Nah, compared to the rest of Skyrim, you're sane; man 😂
Yeah at least he's self-aware...
“The problem with Satan is the same as the problem with the government of Moria.” Uhhhhh what? Tolkien?
The thieves guild is obsessed with fish, while the mages desperately want to go to the beach. Sounds like they should work together and start a fishing business.
Also coffee must be taken home or served.
winterfell? moria? are we sure this is one coherent franchise
“He created life he created life. He ruined my life” 😂
Salazar Slytherin being a part of the Winterhold questline seems appropriate if you ask me ^^
I think the translator turned these wizards into an Install Wizard
Meaning education. Meaning butt 💀
Did Google translate slip in some adverts or something lol howling at the amount of translations sound like the NPCs are trying promote websites and mobile games
wow! The game did your leave a comment plug for you! how very considerate of it :)
*goes from first grade to headmaster in under 3 days* you must be really smart
Boy, I am learning all kinds of things about geography and history of the world at magic college.
- Children see miracles, but are too weak before them.
- Many people live difficult lives because they don't follow their dreams.
- Some people give up on the noble meaning of America.
- Scandinavians and psychologists do not believe in witches or guardians.
- Most Northerners do nothing because the waves knock them over and break their heads.
- Iranians don't believe in magic (not a good start :( ).
- The government of Moria has problems (similar to Satan, (we do not want him to take us away)).
- Due to the government of Uttar Pradesh...? (i must have fallen asleep during this lecture)
- Something (?) is wrong with Winterfell.
- Everything is fine here.
- The events of the last century have greatly influenced history (wow!! 😮).
- The deceased have no contact outside the University.
- Direct communication with your partner is important 😌
- Divorce cases take a long time. 😐
- There are many types of drugs, so Zoloft still has a place.
- College is not important. It's too late for a refund.
... Oh.