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  • @any_austin
    @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +491

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    • @tsanguine
      @tsanguine 6 месяцев назад +55

      I love you.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +121

      @@tsanguine me, too, you

    • @glamorousfluxus
      @glamorousfluxus 6 месяцев назад +8

      is it good. i hate green drinks but i'm willing to try

    • @asiblingproduction
      @asiblingproduction 6 месяцев назад +16

      You should do a housing survey, like percentage of lower, middle, and upper class.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +83

      @@glamorousfluxusit tastes kinda like grass but like in a good way.

  • @aurochtamer
    @aurochtamer 6 месяцев назад +4954

    Imagine running a taxi service and the guy doing the job survey marks you down as a con artist instead because he doesn't understand that he has to actually sit in your cab for you to take him somewhere.
    Boss: "Why does the jobs report list us as some kind of con!?"
    Driver: "Shit, I didn't know what was going on. The guy walked around in circles, gave me $300, and left."

    • @ragnarrandom7367
      @ragnarrandom7367 6 месяцев назад +242

      you comment was funnier than the video. and i thought the video was funny.

    • @asonofliberty3662
      @asonofliberty3662 6 месяцев назад +216

      Except he was actually inside the boat… he just didn’t click a button to sit down. More like you get into a taxi and the driver just sits there and lets you keep paying him for rides, but will never start until you click a button under the seat. So con artist fits.

    • @drake_diangelo
      @drake_diangelo 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@asonofliberty3662so more like you get into a taxi, pay, then stand in the taxi for a few minutes instead of sitting down, then climb out and walk away

    • @BonnieBoestar
      @BonnieBoestar 6 месяцев назад +282

      ​@@asonofliberty3662A.) That's a quirk of the game, its equally silly to pretend you're actually doing what the game asks when it tells you to sit in a chair and instead of doing that you just jump onto the model and crouch.
      B.) With that analogy its really more like the driver just sitting there and blankly waiting for you to buckle your seatbelt no matter how many times you try to make him go already

    • @cyikes8271
      @cyikes8271 6 месяцев назад +16

      Disagree. Same thing happened to me and I did sit in the boat

  • @TheIncredible2IC
    @TheIncredible2IC 6 месяцев назад +1211

    This man really invited you to stop by his house of curiosities then had you arrested when you stopped by

    • @twistedtyrant57
      @twistedtyrant57 6 месяцев назад +51

      The sheer gall of it😂

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 5 месяцев назад +82

      It's a well known glitch actually. You can't actually get the tour after you find the dead body of the woman. So it has to be done on one of your first visits to windhelm before that quest can start.

    • @tobiasneethling8871
      @tobiasneethling8871 5 месяцев назад

      @@iananderson4754 you deffo can get the tour once you start that quest, it gives you a choice to go give the necklace to the wizard or him and while there you can take his tour

    • @hillomunkkiseni
      @hillomunkkiseni 3 месяца назад +19

      @@iananderson4754 goddamn how many experience-ruining glitches can one pissy sidequest have and why won't they fix it??? I was doing it blind and didn't sell the amulet so now it's permanently stuck in my inventory because iT's A qUeSt iTeM despite me having completed the quest and yeah ok arrested the wrong person at first but did end up solving it correctly too and saving one woman by killing the actual culprit before he killed the woman... :DDD

    • @Proterzen
      @Proterzen Месяц назад

      @@hillomunkkiseni It’s Bethesda. Gotta get used to it lol. Also, if you haven’t already, I recommend installing the Unofficial Skyrim Patch from Nexus.
      Edit: Also, that quest is probably the most notorious and buggiest of them all.

  • @djdegracia02
    @djdegracia02 6 месяцев назад +8633

    As a fully-grown 27 year-old woman, I've sincerely missed excitedly yelling "A DIRECT SURVEY!!" to my phone like I was watching Dora the Explorer as a kid all over again

    • @GamezBeatz
      @GamezBeatz 6 месяцев назад +421

      As 28 year old male, I definitely do not see myself fully grown.

    • @BARMN89
      @BARMN89 6 месяцев назад +37

      Same!!

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 6 месяцев назад +146

      it's truly a tragedy that this series, for skyrim at least, is coming to a close since the next one is going to be a compiling of all of the cities into an analysis of the entirety of skyrim.

    • @AzziSenpai
      @AzziSenpai 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@GamezBeatz its subjective and you're probably both right, if you feel that way about yourself.

    • @TsengFayt
      @TsengFayt 6 месяцев назад +16

      Took the words straight outta my brain.

  • @darlanmaia1154
    @darlanmaia1154 6 месяцев назад +1504

    i worked on the census here in brasil and its incredible how similar some moments of the video felt to my real life experience

    • @moon-loops
      @moon-loops 6 месяцев назад +119

      Brazil is Skyrim irl confirmed

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 5 месяцев назад +41

      Is it true that everyone in Brazil who isn’t a criminal is an off duty cop just ready to start blastin?

    • @darlanmaia1154
      @darlanmaia1154 5 месяцев назад +64

      @@jamesmorrison7989 I don't know if i get into the joke or give a serious answer😂

    • @megaunstopablebrpix9046
      @megaunstopablebrpix9046 5 месяцев назад

      Salve ​@@darlanmaia1154

    • @AntonioPaula-v8q
      @AntonioPaula-v8q 2 месяца назад +2

      Even the house invasion thing

  • @playedtoomuch5259
    @playedtoomuch5259 6 месяцев назад +3235

    10:23 one time as a dark elf this guy showed up at my marriage ceremony and walked around shouting anti dark elf racial slurs at all the guests, what an asshole

    • @powdermonkey9300
      @powdermonkey9300 6 месяцев назад +940

      That's extreme unemployed behavior

    • @speckijunkie1173
      @speckijunkie1173 6 месяцев назад +163

      ​@@powdermonkey9300I can confirm I do this all the time

    • @dickbicycle9304
      @dickbicycle9304 6 месяцев назад

      @@powdermonkey9300 maybe he’s retired and does it as a hobby. It’s good to have hobbies.

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 6 месяцев назад +273

      @@playedtoomuch5259 you beat the crap out of him and the game registers that as you two becoming friends

    • @hermannikorianteri
      @hermannikorianteri 6 месяцев назад +129

      ​@@TheGIJew. Thats just typical men bonding

  • @beck-nightengale
    @beck-nightengale 6 месяцев назад +403

    I really love watching this series imagining that Austin is someone from the real world Bureau of Labor Statistics who got isakai'd into a fantasy world and is still just doing his job. It delights me.

    • @Bitohonea
      @Bitohonea 6 месяцев назад +87

      I got hit by a bus and now I’m the kings strongest census taker

    • @kindlyevilbgm
      @kindlyevilbgm 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@Bitohonea I would read that

    • @twistedtyrant57
      @twistedtyrant57 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bitohoneahmmm we might need this as an anime

    • @SaltExarch
      @SaltExarch 6 месяцев назад +44

      "I'm a Mid-30's Government Worker Who Just Wants To Keep Doing my Job Even in this Fantasy World" would also be a hilarious comedy isekai plot. Like just this straight-laced, no nonsense married-to-his-job guy who rejects the isekai powers or important missions and just goes and tries to do some mundane but useful job for the citizens, but then his mundane job either takes him on detours and he winds up doing the hero's quest anyway, and/or his mundane but useful service actually winds up helping the kingdom more than direct fighting.

    • @beck-nightengale
      @beck-nightengale 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@SaltExarch Won't lie, I would read/watch the heck out of that.

  • @everacite
    @everacite 6 месяцев назад +2424

    Love the real employment pro tip pop up for like a half a second telling you to discuss travel time with your employer lmao

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +760

      Obviously be judicious but always factor it in yourself whether you feel like actually bringing it up or not. Especially for low wage jobs, hourly jobs, whatever hourly they tell you redo that math including commuting time+money and use that as your comparison point!!

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад +4

      E

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 6 месяцев назад +128

      My very first job was 45 minutes away, if traffic wasn't bad. I could never save money or get ahead bc I spent so much on gas and my car in general.
      Travel time is definitely something I wish I'd thought more about when I was younger and looking for work.

    • @MiseryPwnsYou
      @MiseryPwnsYou 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@jvseventeen I JUST went through this where my first out of college job was 45 minutes away, if I passed all the slow traffic on the way. Just quit that job partially because of that, and my boss refused to hire anyone that far away again to replace me lol

    • @PuniversalMovies
      @PuniversalMovies 6 месяцев назад +20

      Also, if you happen to get a job that requires you to travel, find one that has you use a company car. Saves you the headache in case there's an accident and saves you on gas money and typical car maintenance.

  • @HoorayForFreeStuff
    @HoorayForFreeStuff 6 месяцев назад +314

    Important to mention, is that if you do manage to catch Calixto during operating hours, he charges a couple gold pieces for a tour of his museum; one that offers a couple unique items such as Ysgramor's soup spoon and the dancers flute. Bad hours and bad returns aside, I would argue that his museum is still more of a hobbyist endeavour, but being that he does still charge a flat rate for a service renders him employed.
    Please report back to the bureau for reassignment.

    • @calliecalamity8787
      @calliecalamity8787 5 месяцев назад +25

      Austin never got to see the museum or get charged for entry,he's just going off what he, as a government employee, experienced.

    • @CanadaBud23
      @CanadaBud23 Месяц назад +2

      @@calliecalamity8787 Pretty realistic process of a real government worker honestly. You have to spoon feed them everything or else they don't get it.

  • @scottkohlhepp5898
    @scottkohlhepp5898 6 месяцев назад +3935

    This part about the farmer sounds like it could be a new video topic. Following the people of Skyrim to figure how long it takes for them to get around and shit.

    • @IamAlwaysRight1622
      @IamAlwaysRight1622 6 месяцев назад +655

      The way you worded that made me think you wanted a video show casing how long it takes NPC's to go to the bathroom

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +1140

      😉

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 6 месяцев назад +59

      I love that idea and I love the response, makes me think it's already on the list lol

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад +1

      E

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 6 месяцев назад +15

      K​@@jvseventeen He already did Fallout

  • @Drakojana
    @Drakojana 6 месяцев назад +105

    08:12 Okay that was actually the best-timed Skyrim glitch I've ever seen

  • @hydroxide6899
    @hydroxide6899 6 месяцев назад +2787

    5:27
    ‘no one bought any flowers again today’
    *stops*
    ‘that is NOT TRUE!’

    • @SolThax
      @SolThax 6 месяцев назад +125

      The AUDACITY of some people! (and kids.)

    • @MikeHawkaMildlyStank
      @MikeHawkaMildlyStank 6 месяцев назад +155

      He sounded so upset too😢

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 6 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank I would be too thinking you did something good just to feel scammed by some kid

    • @879PC
      @879PC 6 месяцев назад +59

      When I stumbled across that girl (in a nearly endgame play through) I bought every flower she had, then sold them back to her, on repeat until she had 5k.

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@879PC Then adopt and give a pet rabbit when you reach that part of the game where you have not much else to do but make your hearthfire home and decorate it

  • @s03ran
    @s03ran 6 месяцев назад +178

    That wizard was very extra, just disappearing like that mid conversation just to prove a point 😂

  • @Rextraordinaire
    @Rextraordinaire 6 месяцев назад +1576

    Austin quietly suggesting that the product he's sponsoring may just be a placebo is peak Austin

    • @deefhead9684
      @deefhead9684 6 месяцев назад +158

      He’s so real for that

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 6 месяцев назад +141

      Make that money king

    • @supabass4003
      @supabass4003 6 месяцев назад +10

      green poo is not a placebo, ask austin

    • @maya.8462
      @maya.8462 6 месяцев назад +63

      and the never ending timer bar at the bottom during the ad read 😭

    • @Tera_B_Twilight
      @Tera_B_Twilight 6 месяцев назад +60

      I found his endorsement refreshingly honest. I'd almost buy the stuff just for that.

  • @a.t.6535
    @a.t.6535 6 месяцев назад +81

    The echo effect when you said "Hellooo??" in the mansion you broke into was genius. Touches like that make these videos go from great to amazing.

  • @hizzy70
    @hizzy70 6 месяцев назад +1500

    I like the small detail of the employed/unemployed text is always facing the same direction as the character and is quickly implied lol

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад +2

      T

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 6 месяцев назад +1

      t

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 месяцев назад +11

      Classic Jolly Wangcore text editing. His Blue shift video where he gives all the Black Mesa guards names with B, with the names hovering over their heads and rotating when they move.

  • @nickdesu9794
    @nickdesu9794 6 месяцев назад +119

    6:18 gotta love how he says "stop by :D" and then when you actually stop by he calls the cops on you LOL

  • @OranDoesThings
    @OranDoesThings 6 месяцев назад +498

    Austin: "I counted 15 guards..."
    **Thinks back one minute.**
    Austin: "...14 guards..."

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 6 месяцев назад +28

      Those guards have an unfortunate habit of accidentally be heading themselves around our favorite survey-taker

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 4 месяца назад +5

      Department policy at the time of the Resident Evil 4 video stated a person didn't have to be alive to be counted as employed. That was a couple years ago, so it may have been updated.

    • @Wub-rv9xx
      @Wub-rv9xx 2 месяца назад +4

      @@toymachine2328Windhelm doesn’t have necromancers tho, so I think that means Austin turned him into an ❌UNEMPLOYED❌ statistic. or retired, might count as a retiree.

    • @lucasimmons075
      @lucasimmons075 28 дней назад

      Well, there certainly was attempted necromancy in Windhelm ​@@Wub-rv9xx

  • @velzanna2281
    @velzanna2281 6 месяцев назад +42

    ngl I absolutely love the skyrim unemployment surveys. There is just something so soothing about you going about this.

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 6 месяцев назад +409

    After more than a decade, RUclips is filled with thousands of Skyrim videos. But this dude still found a way to make new, unique and fresh Skyrim content after so long!
    I love his Skyrim unemployment series as well as his video on Skyrim's rivers.

  • @gwendolynodaugherty9601
    @gwendolynodaugherty9601 6 месяцев назад +51

    Everytime you ask "does anyone know the best way to figure out the unemployment in a city is?" and turn around witht he rainbow graphics and a dora-the-explorer-esq "That's right! It's a direct survey!" it genuinely brightens my day.
    Like, I'm having a shit day today, but gods damn does hearing that goober ass line make me smile.

    • @RedwoodRhiadra
      @RedwoodRhiadra 3 месяца назад

      In one of the other videos (I forget which one, just recently watched the playlist) he straight-up flashes Dora on the screen...

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 6 месяцев назад +1625

    I feel like you're supposed to click "Sit" on one of the boat's benches.

    • @cabbeille
      @cabbeille 6 месяцев назад +159

      you are

    • @Nuniixo
      @Nuniixo 6 месяцев назад +21

      Its youtube, mistakes like that are bound to happen for whatever reason

    • @Littlevampiregirl100
      @Littlevampiregirl100 6 месяцев назад +83

      still scams you of money instead of telling you to take a seat

    • @sariourlecai1561
      @sariourlecai1561 6 месяцев назад +93

      @@Littlevampiregirl100 he literally tells you to take a seat

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 6 месяцев назад +49

      @@sariourlecai1561 nah he says climb on in

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred 6 месяцев назад +29

    "It's not breaking and entering because I'm a government employee" still can't believe The Moot overruled Jarl Elisif on that decision

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies 6 месяцев назад +687

    I'm always impressed that he does this "in game". He didn't even use free cam or no clip for the river episodes, actually climbed up and followed them down.
    Feels more cozy

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 месяца назад +5

      i never thought about that but yeah that makes these videos a lot nicer, the video subjects being really "grounded" (if that makes sense) makes this perspective really nice

  • @twilightburial
    @twilightburial 6 месяцев назад +23

    the sound design in this episode went crazy hard dude, fucking great job ! all the little details and differential sounds and effects were honestly quite immersive !

  • @pedanterrific212
    @pedanterrific212 6 месяцев назад +478

    I am INTENSELY interested in the socioeconomic forecast for northeastern Skyrim.

  • @athandle_handle
    @athandle_handle 6 месяцев назад +30

    I appreciate youtubers like Austin who just tell their subscribers that the product they're promoting is tasty and that's it. No need to bullshit us about the supposed science-breakthru health benefits. It's a fun lil drink, drink it for the flavour.

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 6 месяцев назад +788

    I feel like the argonian population on the docks was overlooked during the survey. Like the dunmer, they are relegated to menial labor and have to deal with hostile racist harassment. But they all live in a single large shared dormitory, while the dunmer have their own homes and even a few dunmer-run businesses.

    • @jimwu4579
      @jimwu4579 6 месяцев назад +55

      Wait a minute... he's right!

    • @HighLordComedian
      @HighLordComedian 6 месяцев назад +157

      Yeah iirc the Dumner self-segregate after Ulfric granted them refugee status during the Red Mountain eruption, the Argonians are straight up excluded from society

    • @TheOriginalSeveth
      @TheOriginalSeveth 6 месяцев назад +96

      @@HighLordComediansame for the traveling khajit, nobody lets them inside the walls.

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat 6 месяцев назад +51

      Not only the argonians theres a couple other warehouses on the docks with people in then

    • @2shadesofgray752
      @2shadesofgray752 6 месяцев назад +50

      ​@@Hemostat I love the implication in this comment that argonians aren't people

  • @dziooooo
    @dziooooo 2 месяца назад +22

    3:56 you need to sit on a bench in the boat

  • @redrocketrider
    @redrocketrider 6 месяцев назад +384

    I don't know if this is a passion project or if you're just doing this out of obligation at this point, but I enjoyed the video lol. The increased production value did not go unnoticed.
    Also I don't know if making sly remarks like that is conducive to getting future sponsorships, but I appreciate that you're keeping it real on that front.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +290

      Yea I prefer brands that actually let me talk how I normally talk and be a little sarcastic or funny. I’m not a good liar so it helps.

    • @BamfIamone
      @BamfIamone 6 месяцев назад +2

      Him being more hands on with his videos is fantastic

    • @Hooples
      @Hooples 6 месяцев назад

      @@any_austinso real

    • @Secunda001
      @Secunda001 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@any_austin It also shows having at least some modicum of honesty and integrity, which is extremely lacking nowadays. Too many people just accept any and all sponsorships and read off a script they were provided by a company and/or lie about how great the product/service is just because they're paid/compensated to (in commercials you know the actor/presenter was paid to pretend how great the product is; however with social media, especially with "influencers" the lines are blurred and you'll almost never get honest feedback). This was my first video I've watched from you; I enjoyed the content however how you presented the product and your comment have earned you a subscriber. Great job.

  • @elijahshmijah
    @elijahshmijah 6 месяцев назад +23

    “The best way to win the Nord’s respect… is singing loud, for all to hear” - Buddy, the Dark Elf

  • @damienvalentine5043
    @damienvalentine5043 6 месяцев назад +13

    The bit about "potions that help you feel better about your life" at 8:23 really cracked me up for some reason. I almost spat my tea all over my keyboard. Inexplicable, but -- great job!

  • @Lovyxia
    @Lovyxia 6 месяцев назад +202

    The way you did that sponsorship is great. Such a refreshing and welcome change of pace from all the people clearly being contractually obligated to point out buzzwords to just have you give your real, positive first impressions with your disclaimers and personal tastes in there. It actually got me interested but I had trouble finding nutritional information on their website, which is my main interest with these drinks.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +90

      Appreciate the feedback

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 6 месяцев назад +37

      I dislike sponsorships in general, but if they have to be done, the way Austin did it is definitely the best.

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 6 месяцев назад

      @@kawadashogo8258And a brand that’s cool with this kind of vibe in their sponsor ad automatically earns a point of respect from me fr

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 6 месяцев назад +23

      When he said "absolutely, I will take these drinks" he was so real for that

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 6 месяцев назад

      I'm gonna go ahead and post the ingredients list, in case you never found it: Organic Agave, Organic Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Organic Lion's Mane Mushroom, Organic Cordyceps Mushroom, Organic Olive Oil, Rhodiola Rosea, Bacopa Monnieri, Turmeric, Choline, Ashwagandha, Phosphatidylserine, L-Theanine, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B2, B3 & B12, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Sea Salt, Saffron, Piperine (Black Pepper Extract), Natural Caffeine, Chlorophyllin, Potassium Sorbate, Natural Passionfruit Flavoring, Natural Vanilla Flavoring, Natural Beet Flavoring

  • @jeremymeesters4658
    @jeremymeesters4658 8 дней назад +2

    Something I noticed yesterday. As far as I know Windhelm and Solitude are the only walled cities in Skyrim with high elves living in them.

  • @lucaskemmerling3151
    @lucaskemmerling3151 6 месяцев назад +244

    Additional idea: Biodiversity survey of the Province of Skyrim

  • @vezokpiraka
    @vezokpiraka 6 месяцев назад +5

    The sponsorship was perfect lol. They are trying to show some sort of nootropic drink and Any Austin is like "yeah, idk if it works, I liked it, buy it if you like drinks whatever". Truly next level stuff.

  • @donnietreece5257
    @donnietreece5257 6 месяцев назад +317

    Austin: "does anyone know the best w..."
    Me, having seen his prior videos, feeling extremely smart: DIRECT SURVEY

    • @Alex-js5lg
      @Alex-js5lg 6 месяцев назад +11

      Me, having seen his prior videos: "CENSU-- I mean, direct survey!"

  • @brittanyvecchio4181
    @brittanyvecchio4181 6 месяцев назад +8

    Your my favorite channel right now to listen to in the background while I paint. Thanks man!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +6

      God I love when people tell me this

  • @bixby7645
    @bixby7645 6 месяцев назад +199

    "I'm the least important person here!! :D"
    Relatable, my guy

    • @birdie_cam
      @birdie_cam 6 месяцев назад +22

      He was so happy about it lol

  • @nolanray1331
    @nolanray1331 6 месяцев назад +20

    When you run out of skyrim cities you should review unemployment in Morrowind or Oblivion. Would love to see that!

    • @sunadire
      @sunadire 6 месяцев назад +1

      Was about to comment that too! I would love to see that

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 6 месяцев назад +431

    It's been long enough that when you ask the best method for determining the unemployment rate I've actually started saying "a direct survey" out loud, like I'm watching Dora the Explorer or something.

    • @cassandraburns9073
      @cassandraburns9073 6 месяцев назад +16

      Same, it's part of the fun!

    • @house.like.carpet
      @house.like.carpet 6 месяцев назад +17

      I'm watching this at work rn and I had to hold back saying "Direct survey!" out loud. Smh.

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад

      S

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same here 😂

  • @planetboxsaturnia3686
    @planetboxsaturnia3686 6 месяцев назад +20

    I know people who put commutes on their timesheets. I work at home, but sometimes I include the ten seconds it takes me to walk from the sofa to my desk in my paid time

    • @tylerb6981
      @tylerb6981 6 месяцев назад +1

      An hourly remote job? You've piqued my interest, how/what?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@tylerb6981 probably either creative work, software related IT, or something with management.

    • @planetboxsaturnia3686
      @planetboxsaturnia3686 6 месяцев назад

      @@tylerb6981 Yeah it's contract work writing help content and that kinda stuff for a software company. My dad and brother both work there, and I needed a flexible job after college

  • @JevinJohnson-CloudShift
    @JevinJohnson-CloudShift 6 месяцев назад +79

    My favorite part of any press conference is when they ask the reporters to like and subscribe

  • @woddlyoats
    @woddlyoats 4 месяца назад +12

    at the 3:00 mark the argonions aren't allowed in the city so the sleep on the docks they work at. like the door next to the east empire company is where the lizards sleep.

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 6 месяцев назад +150

    2:37 To be fair, the guy who is getting complained to about not having tools actually has some lines where he goes to the market in town and begs a shop keeper for more tools, even offering to pay double so his workers and himself (who also works the farm) can have an easier and more productive time
    And no, I didn't make this up like my comment on the last Skyrim video, I just saw it myself 2 days ago but had never seen the dialogue at the farm (because why would I go to that farm? only reason I'm there is to swim to the docks)

    • @Pwnopolis
      @Pwnopolis 6 месяцев назад +1

      The farms outside Windhelm are frequent visits for me.
      I cant imagine a skyrim playthru where i didnt mass produce all the potions and poisons.

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Pwnopolis I'm doing a pure mage run right now so that wouldn't help me much, can't poison a fireball and if I get hit I've done something wrong and a potion wouldn't save me (there's no potion of fortify player skill)

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial but what about a potion that increases your max magicka and health? There aren't any spells for that in Skyrim.

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Tl;dr: I don't need to fortify my Magicka or health
      I use enchanted gear for fortify Magicka and fortify Magicka Regen and as a mage I just don't get hit, destruction's impact perk stun locks enemies if you're careful and then there's also followers and conjuration to draw aggro away from yourself. If I do get hit I probably won't get one shot so I just pop a close wounds spell really quick before switching back to destruction. With the enchanted gear I have, almost every enemy will stay staggered long enough with fire bolt that I Regen more Magicka than I used so I can spam it until I get low then carefully stun lock them until they die. Fire bolt shoots pretty fast so anything besides other mages are not an issue since you can backup while firing. Some animals like bears are tricky because they're fast and have very short stagger times but you can still shoot fire bolt fast enough to stun lock them. Mages are tricky because wards and/or shock spells so stealth is handy, especially with the illusion perk that makes spells silent, I'll often kill enemies with fire bolt before I'm fully detected. The less enemies the easier it is but the more enemies there are the farther back I'll pull to focus more on summoning and staying out of aggro

  • @marcosm1223
    @marcosm1223 6 месяцев назад +7

    I love that the given reason for the ad's call to action is "liking funny little drinks"

  • @thomasgawronski1425
    @thomasgawronski1425 6 месяцев назад +83

    I came home today to find out the Bureau of Labor broke into my house again. I know I haven’t been answering my mail but damn this is the third time this year.

  • @Albatross0913
    @Albatross0913 3 месяца назад +4

    8:13 i'm so glad that's on camera, this game is wonderful

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 6 месяцев назад +37

    This is how we learn Austin is apparently a dark elf.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 6 месяцев назад +25

      he's argonian actually, that guy just hates every non-nord

  • @MatteeTheRogue
    @MatteeTheRogue 6 месяцев назад +3

    Man I love your videos so much. This is such a neat idea, exploring these older games and using real world logic to compare them, it’s honestly one of the most fun things I’ve watched in ages. Awesome stuff dude.

  • @theace8502
    @theace8502 6 месяцев назад +55

    Everyone asks “What is Windhelms unemployment rate” but never “Why is Windhelms unemployment rate”

    • @samulinukala585
      @samulinukala585 6 месяцев назад +3

      Or who is Windhelms unemployed rate

    • @GaunterODimm666
      @GaunterODimm666 6 месяцев назад

      Ludvig Holberg reference?

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@GaunterODimm666 why does it have to be a reference to that specific person? I remember hearing that joke when I was something like 10 years old from a Minecraft RUclipsr.

  • @CHANNNGEPETE
    @CHANNNGEPETE 6 месяцев назад +8

    most morally decent ad I've seen in a bit, good work any austin

  • @ItsJabo
    @ItsJabo 6 месяцев назад +68

    I love it when this objectively handsome man uploads!

  • @digitallee5006
    @digitallee5006 2 месяца назад +2

    "Local Village Murderer"
    One of the most important jobs in all of Skyrim.

  • @alexnorton1832
    @alexnorton1832 6 месяцев назад +46

    They're gonna have to add more settlements to Skyrim. I can not handle this series coming to an end

    • @benjaminbronnimann3966
      @benjaminbronnimann3966 5 месяцев назад +4

      don't worry, he can do Oblivion next :)
      and who knows, by the time he's done all of Morrowind, redguard, daggerfall and Arena ES6 might actually be out 😂

  • @gamerguy756
    @gamerguy756 16 дней назад +1

    I honestly would love to see these types of videos for some of the smaller towns too. Yknow like Riverwood, Rorikstead, Ivarstead, Dragonbridge. Those places

  • @honbeeee
    @honbeeee 6 месяцев назад +43

    glad i didn't skip the sponsor excellent timing from the NPC there

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 5 месяцев назад +2

    8:09 From one cleaner to another, I wish I could tell this guy "least important" does not mean "unimportant", he does a damn fine job

  • @infinitesimalperinfinitum
    @infinitesimalperinfinitum 6 месяцев назад +205

    DIRECT SURVEY!!

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад +1

      E

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 6 месяцев назад +5

      I think we need shirts that say "Direct Survey" 😂

    • @BARMN89
      @BARMN89 6 месяцев назад +4

      I shouted out like its Dora

    • @Atomhaz
      @Atomhaz 6 месяцев назад

      @@jvseventeen or a "Employed Shirt"

  • @count_rizzula
    @count_rizzula 6 месяцев назад +1

    Having a "village murderer" as an official job title is one of the funniest things I have heard

  • @hotjoesummer
    @hotjoesummer 6 месяцев назад +83

    I'm 25 and live in a major city that requires my dumb ass to do crazy commutes in the morning and I NEVER thought to take that into account when interviewing, thanks for the tip Austin!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 месяцев назад +2

      I still remember that when families live a certain distance from the school, the school district pays for public transport for the children.
      And I've seen enough jobs that include either fuel money, or part payment for a monthly public transport ticket. Or if the job requires moving around a lot, either hotel costs, or otherwise payment for accommodation.
      So yes, absolutely take commute into account.

  • @DarkEyedDrifter
    @DarkEyedDrifter 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dude... what the hell are these videos? Lol. I just stumbled into them this morning and I cant get enough of them.

  • @m.streicher8286
    @m.streicher8286 6 месяцев назад +12

    1:26 i really appreciate this mirrored effect and the 10 minutes of effort you put into pleasing specifically me.

  • @Gravuun
    @Gravuun 5 месяцев назад +1

    kind of mad that for a game this old people still find new things to talk about i love it

  • @wokemoralist
    @wokemoralist 6 месяцев назад +328

    If racism was a job, everyone in windhelm would be employed

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 6 месяцев назад +6

      So you've met my dad

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад +1

      E

    • @Pingviinimursu
      @Pingviinimursu 6 месяцев назад +9

      Everyone in all of Skyrim, probably

    • @JasonHenderson
      @JasonHenderson 6 месяцев назад

      @@wokemoralist me too.

    • @wokemoralist
      @wokemoralist 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@Pingviinimursu windhelm is the capital city of racism, their main export are new slurs and slavery

  • @Lawrence-GGs
    @Lawrence-GGs 6 месяцев назад +6

    Austin is like a crossbreed between bill wurtz and a therapy Labrador

  • @gumass4534
    @gumass4534 6 месяцев назад +853

    I dont know

    • @thefiredogcult9523
      @thefiredogcult9523 6 месяцев назад +36

      Welp, you do now

    • @fashion-baller3399
      @fashion-baller3399 6 месяцев назад +63

      ​@@thefiredogcult9523Not yet, the video was posted 7 minutes ago and it's a 16 minute video. She still doesn't know what the unemployment rate is.

    • @thefiredogcult9523
      @thefiredogcult9523 6 месяцев назад

      @haveaniceday2439 cute cats, but ur a f*cking liar

    • @justyce_yt
      @justyce_yt 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hehehehaw

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад

      E

  • @skulcean
    @skulcean Месяц назад +1

    your Skyrim unemployment videos got me through the first week or so of top surgery recovery. I’d watch em to help me relax and drift off (I promise I still found it interesting) while struggling to sleep on my back at a shitty upright angle. Thank you man

    • @connorduffy7964
      @connorduffy7964 Месяц назад +1

      congrats on ur top surgery !! hope you have a speedy recovery

  • @bardnuts
    @bardnuts 6 месяцев назад +6

    This is my new favorite channel. All your videos are weirdly comforting, and there's something so uniquely interesting about the way you pick apart games for little mundane details other people might never think about. I get excited every time you upload. Thanks!

  • @geenagettys-healy8433
    @geenagettys-healy8433 6 месяцев назад +2

    Seriously, thank you so much for your channel and the hours and hours of hardwork you do. Your work gives me such delight and joy

  • @PaperFlare
    @PaperFlare 6 месяцев назад +23

    Unemployment report for Vivec City (the surveyor was never seen again).

  • @mommiesaurus
    @mommiesaurus 6 месяцев назад +1

    Not sure if anyone has said this but.
    Your knowledge of social economics and they way it breaks down into tangible information.
    Along with the perfection of your acting.
    Portraying the satire of how politicians give speeches.
    Dude you deserve an Oscar.

  • @Blonded_Eclipse
    @Blonded_Eclipse 6 месяцев назад +7

    So used to hearing sponsorships in such a cookie-cutter way that this was really refreshing, fit into the video well and wasn’t jarring or weird. Great video as always :)

  • @bunniewood
    @bunniewood 6 месяцев назад +11

    16:25 I really appreciate how tuned in you are to the ridiculous practices of 9-5 jobs and provide smart tips on how to navigate that bureaucracy. I also really like your deep thoughts on the art of games. One of my fave youtubers

  • @Emymagdalena
    @Emymagdalena 6 месяцев назад +17

    Absolutely phenomenal ad read. the company shoulda paid you more for such high quality.

  • @l1z4rdon7
    @l1z4rdon7 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is the highlight of the year for me. I absolutely NEED to know what the unemployment rate is in Skyrim’s oldest city.

  • @nichonr95
    @nichonr95 6 месяцев назад +13

    Can you do a check of the mental health in different cities? Im curious about how many has depression, eating disorders or struggle with substance abuse. And how does this reflect in the employment rate

  • @gregravengrave
    @gregravengrave 3 месяца назад +1

    An employment survey on the entirety of Skyrim? That is no small feat. I eagerly anticipate what will likely be a gargantuan video.

  • @fArtnAdes
    @fArtnAdes 6 месяцев назад +4

    I just started found your content about 6 weeks ago, and I've already watched through like 4 years of content. Love these unemployment videos. Love pretty much all videos. Thanks!

  • @Deathmew3
    @Deathmew3 3 месяца назад +3

    2:09 "Ain't that just the way" Over the Garden Wall fan detected.

  • @tatherva7387
    @tatherva7387 6 месяцев назад +5

    6:28 Definitely did not expect a shoutout for the Cryptozoology Museum. There are a ton of eccentric-museum-house type places in Maine, not just them. The Cryptozoology Museum is just the coolest one.

  • @RinRinStrikes
    @RinRinStrikes 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love how the ad progress bar never rewinded

    • @barney10240
      @barney10240 5 месяцев назад

      Hey, You're that person on twitter. I recognize your pfp. Stay cool

  • @James-zi2hk
    @James-zi2hk 6 месяцев назад +54

    swapping the title to ask us instead of giving us the answer might just be the perfect hook

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 6 месяцев назад

      I hadn't even registered the flip but that is really clever!

    • @stevengull6703
      @stevengull6703 6 месяцев назад +4

      I've been commenting about that on multiple videos he's done. My complaint is that when he put the total in the title I had no reason to continue watching because I got my answer. Very happy to see he's changed that approach.

  • @ZeeNastee
    @ZeeNastee 6 месяцев назад +2

    The added echo in the empty mansion is **chef kiss**

  • @corruptofficial8638
    @corruptofficial8638 6 месяцев назад +20

    10:25 Not only is he unemployed, his brother is Ulfric's second-in-command. So basically this guy is the male sibling version of those losers who are like "My husband is a General"

    • @sheogorath6834
      @sheogorath6834 6 месяцев назад +6

      Guy is the brother of the highest ranking man in the army (also the jarl's bodyguard) and yet doesn't have a house and spends his time drinking and insulting people.
      What a loser.

  • @tsj147
    @tsj147 6 месяцев назад +2

    I am still not tired of these. I could watch so many more comprehensive unemployment surveys.

  • @Joov
    @Joov 6 месяцев назад +47

    never clicked faster

    • @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface
      @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface 6 месяцев назад

      Literally same

    • @Peter-Pumpkin
      @Peter-Pumpkin 6 месяцев назад

      good to know joob

    • @7GLuke
      @7GLuke 6 месяцев назад

      I'm pretty sure Calixto charges for a tour of his house of curiosities which means he would be employed right?

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 6 месяцев назад

      E

  • @bigredsmusicandgaming8827
    @bigredsmusicandgaming8827 6 месяцев назад +6

    You're the first person I have ever hit the bell for lol The content is just too interesting

  • @marsmagius
    @marsmagius 6 месяцев назад +8

    New AnyAustin vid just dropped. Let's gooo

  • @uamsnof
    @uamsnof 4 месяца назад

    08:46 had me hyena cackling. Austin, in a youtube overrun with loud, overstated, hyperbolic, overstimulating content, your videos are some of the only ones that I can watch when I'm not happy, and it makes me happy again.

  • @JanKarkoska
    @JanKarkoska 6 месяцев назад +42

    You missed quite a few (or you just didn't show them):/ There's a prison in the keep, an alchemy shop and a temple of Talos inside of the city, East Empire Company headquarters (which has a very fun questline) and an argonian sleeping quarters with more people (that i believe don't come out) at the docks and a stable outside of the city. Also, there should be a writer and a hireable follower in the inn and a nanny with a child outside of Aretino residence (which has another child inside). Lastly, if you move forward a bit with the Blood on the Ice questline, you can pay Calixto for a tour of the House of curiosities, which should mean he is employed.

    • @JanKarkoska
      @JanKarkoska 6 месяцев назад

      Love your work and can't wait for the comprehensive unemployment rate of Skyrim!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  6 месяцев назад +41

      Yea I cut some stuff out for flow- I think you’re right that I missed the alchemy shop, which is weird. I did get the stable, the prison, the temple, etc.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@any_austin Hmm, the video did feel weird with them cut out.

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@any_austin Just for the record, we all love your videos and enjoy them being as long as they can be, so no need to cut things out for flow. :) Your interactions with Skyrim's populace are very entertaining.

    • @JanKarkoska
      @JanKarkoska 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@any_austin yeah, I figured you probably counted the stables and the docks, but it's a shame you cut it out as i really enjoy your interpretation of the places storytelling, and, as has been already commented, i would love for your videos to be as long as they can been, even though I understand that the editing must be really tedious

  • @ClawfordCorporation
    @ClawfordCorporation 3 месяца назад +2

    I love these employment rate videos. You should do oblivion and other games. As always, they're great like your music.

  • @madysonluvs
    @madysonluvs 6 месяцев назад +3

    i adore the small details like the text being backwards when they’re walking awayy

    • @madysonluvs
      @madysonluvs 6 месяцев назад

      omg that old guy almost ratted you out about the juice (edit is it like milky?)

  • @saschaberger3212
    @saschaberger3212 6 месяцев назад +1

    You ever watched a video for the first time from a RUclipsr you don't know and subscribed after 15 sec because it just fits? Yeah that's the one

  • @_Mimi_711
    @_Mimi_711 6 месяцев назад +5

    It's like we are all newbies to this job and he is the supervisor, taking us into the field. Just a huge gang of people scribbling down his every word on a notepad, comparing notes with one another.

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm frustrated I didn't get this recommended to me! Super excited for this big analysis video! Might comment more later! Thanks for uploading!
    I wonder where the next survey will be....

  • @JadedConfusion2
    @JadedConfusion2 6 месяцев назад +6

    Can we get a video breaking down which of the cities and holds are the safest? You could do so based of the ratio of guards to civilians, physical defenses such as walls or by geographical location or of course all of these. You could also note through personal interviews the public's perception of the city and its safe or unsafe rumors.

  • @imo.o
    @imo.o 6 месяцев назад +1

    the farmer getting tired after 2 hours of work is so relateable, stay strong king

  • @theamelia4580
    @theamelia4580 6 месяцев назад +7

    I think vagrant was the word you were looking for to describe Silda the Unseen

  • @seraphinalyle8095
    @seraphinalyle8095 2 месяца назад +2

    "I killed six men" that was so funny, also i'm buying MAGIC MIND now.