Yeah I didn't get support or anything in school and when I started high school at 15 my father left for the 2nd time in my life so I was depressed angry and didn't really care about grades all that much. I quit the football team because I was using it as an excuse to not be home with my father and I took up piano and golf for a slower pace in my life. I was basically depressed and I wore the same jacket every single day to school, I wore it until it had multiple holes in it and was literally becoming unraveled. During my senior year I was pulled into the counselors office and told if I failed a single class the rest of the school year I was not going to graduate. I had nobody to help me emotionally at all so I basically reverted back to my sadistic ways to make it through the year. I went from a 2.0 GPA to a 3.83 GPA and made it everyone's problem along the way. I was watching the animaniacs in math class and blasting music in English class and in piano I decided to flex on everything by leaning Beethoven. Art class was just art class though I was among the top 3 in a class of idiots and a pregnant girl. My art teacher didn't even look at my work when COVID started because he trusted me enough that he believed I did it and gave me an A automatically. I basically went wild and as soon as I graduated I stayed inside for a year gained 30 pounds and my life was put on hold as soon as I decided to live it up again. As of recently my cat is on the verge of dying my mother got COVID for 3 weeks and I had to take care of her and go to work ever single day and somehow find a way to balance all that with a social life. I basically broke down crying at the vet it took everything I had to hold back tears and when I got home I let my cat out she then proceeded to knock down a newly opened bag of cat food and dove in head first for a foot 5 minutes and I didn't have the heart to stop her I literally walked into the kitchen put on sad music and did the dishes while crying. All this and I'm only 20 I can't even drink the pain away.
"Pure, factual truth" weeeelllll.... no (or yesn't). Do not think that by listening to casual geographic you know everything about animal; animal kingdom and animals in general are waaaay more complex
The fact that raptorial birds like owls have documented cases where the parents will try to help the weaker chick, while storks do the exact opposite, says something. not sure what, but it's definitely something
I knew a kid with vegan parents. The dad was alright but her mom was a god damn fever dream nightmare of a human being in ways both related and unrelated to her tofu lifestyle.
The fact that there's a charity out there that is taking into consideration that foster care system is screwed and they're trying to help people once they're out or almost out of it do better makes me very happy. I was one of those kid that was in foster care for my entire childhood and I wish there was something like that going on when I was there because they were so many I watched not make it. Thank you for taking on this sponsor.
There are several. RUclipsr shadetree surgeon down in florida regularly does things a charity called forgotten angels that is basically the foster family from shazam with motorcycles, once they age out the system. Quite literally, they take in kids that have just aged out of the foster system, teach them to build their own small home on a plot of land, teach them how to get and keep jobs, teach them how to ride and work on motorcycles(if they desire), and generally all the things a normal mom or dad would teach them had they been lucky enough to have them. Its an amazing charity, and I wish it the best of luck.
special needs care system for me since a month before i turned 3 :( wasn't that bad, aftercare people helped me out afterwards by finding me a half-way house that was ok xxx
Same. I pushed my middle bro down a giant grass hill on a tricycle when he was two. He fell on the only rock there at the bottom and broke his collarbone (i was 5). I also bashed his head on the edge of a pool once and he had a small piece of eyebrow floating around because he threw goggles at me and they scratched my eye. He gave me gashes, bruises, and was more emotionally abusive than anything well into adulthood. He was also the favorite. Kids do some fucked up shit to each other, especially siblings. This is exactly why my son will remain an only child haha.
Well, in nature, sibling are pit against each other for the first years of their lives, so your fights with your sister was a holdover from humans were more animal than human. In short, you fought with her out of instinct.
Kind of surprised Tasmanian devils didn't make the list despite him talking about them in a previous video. Basically, mother devils can give birth to over 20 children in a single litter, but only has 4 nipples. As a result, only 4 of them actually survive, while the rest sort of just starve and die, or worse, become food for the 4 winners.
My family had a cat who had kittens 6 of them. After a few days, she took the two runts of the litter out of their home and into a cupboard. Presumably because she could not handle dealing with 6 entire needy furballs on her first try at this and would rather hope we never find them. She wanted to focus her attention on her 4 favourites When we noticed we gave her her kittens back and over time the runt of the litter became by far the biggest of them all and also the kindest and her favourite that hogged all the milk from the others grew up to be the smallest
Lol, ppl saw storks carrying their chicks and couldn't possibly fathom the dark intent. They interpreted it as a good thing and turned it into a sweet little folklore 😂
Normal animals: okay, so we lay the eggs, and we let the fetuses feed on the nutrients, so that they grow healthy and happy :) Sharks: okay sharklings, listen up, you have no food and are crammed with your siblings until I feel like giving birth, glory will only be for the strong, when you are born run the crap away or Imma eat you as well Kangaroos: CLIMB THE COLOSSUS BROTHERS, UP THERE IS THE HOLY SACK OF GROWTH
Humans: listen up kid, I evolved narrow hips to be bipedal, you evolved a big head to be smart. Chances are one of doesn’t survive this whole birth thing. Good luck!
Imagine one of the sharks says to its mom I'm hungry and Mom says I'll feed you when I feel like it why don't you eat one of your brother's or sisters 🤣
I honestly can't thank you enough for putting that quokka at the end. After watching stork chicks getting their necks snapped and shark pups eating their own siblings, I think we all needed some well deserved eye bleach. Thanks, dude.
I’m amazed by thIs young man’s talent. His topics are interesting and he succeeds in teaching something worth knowing and being funny at the same time. He’s gained himself a fan 😄
Damn, those facts about the parasitic wasp is the most horrifying by far. Sisters who only exist to kill their brothers and die along with them once the job is done? That makes simple cannibalism in the womb of a shark seem normal by comparison. At least they don't have siblings who live to do nothing but end them.
@@Mernom Survival of the fittest. If you have one, it can be strong; have ten with a battle royale and there’s a good chance it’ll turn out stronger than if it was solitary from the start. Opting to have one come out of the womb with a tally of bodies from second 0 is almost certainly always better than the fresh and untested.
I love this man! Lmao, he is so witty, educated, kind hearted... These videos never fail to put a smile on my face. I hope he does one on those big sunfish 😊
note, most of this is only true of *spotted* hyenas. the other 3 hyena species have very different life styles. while the spotted hyena is top predator that hunts most of their food and live in large clans, striped and brown hyenas are much lower tier on the food chain. more like jackals. in fact, the main reason we used to believe spotted hyenas were scavengers is because we knew about brown hyenas much longer, and they do tend to eat dead things. then you have the aardwolf which took 1 look at lions and said "you know what? maybe the Timon and Pumba diet isn't a bad idea"
Spotted hyenas suck up all the oxygen in the room, which is a shame as striped hyenas are at least as deserving of the attention. They're less aggressive, and can even be trained to hunt with humans, like cheetahs!
@@jessragan6714 spotted hyenas are actually misunderstood. There are high ranking males ruclips.net/video/qHsuEa68xSQ/видео.html But the sibling part is true. Also hyenas are a keystone species meaning they have a huge role in the ecosystem by cleaning up phatogens and bones using their bone crunching jaws. ruclips.net/video/SIYE9e-hcWU/видео.html
@@jessragan6714 ye. also striped hyenas look awesome! it's really a shame that the one species gets all the spot light when they are such a diverse lot. but, spotties have all the head line catching quirks. how is a brown hyena supposed to compete with a pseudo penis!?
Striped Hyenas aren’t the bottom of the food chain, there’s videos of lone striped Hyenas stealing a kill from a wolf pack. Spotted Hyenas have a higher kill success rate than all the big cats.
So by the sounds of it, I'd bet the womb-colosseum thing doesn't apply to bonnetheads. Let me explain. In case you've never heard of them, bonnetheads are fun-sized hammerhead sharks which treat crab-filled patches of seaweed as their own personal salad bar. They'll take a mouthful of weeds and hopefully some crabs along with it, and after doing this for enough generations, they actually picked up the ability not to waste the weeds they gulp down hoping a crab was in it, and are the only sharks that can actually digest seaweed. Which scientists proved by marking certain atoms in seaweed to see if they ended up as part of the sharks' bodies, which as it turned out, they did. What makes me suspect they may not do the sibling-rivalry-turned hunger games thing is that when I was reading more about them, I came across an article in which scientists were concerned about the genetic diversity of the bonnethead populations. As it turned out, the females seemed to each only be reproducing with one male, rather than having multiple mates. Which means that it actually has happened that some marine biologists looked at a bunch of sharks and went, "Uh-oh, these hoes are loyal!"
The dishes analogy at the end lmao. Literally how it goes in my house. I cleaned everyday the entire house until my roommate told me I need to start cleaning better while he hadn't cleaned once the entire 4 months we were living together. Well the house is a lot worse now, except for my things of course.
I don't usually donate to charities based on a RUclips channel recommendation, but I have a high level of respect and trust for you. Also, I am very aware of the plight of foster kids. The money would be nice, but that was absolutely not the reason. I have never won anything in raffles or such. I consider it sorta gambling. But helping someone in need is definitely worth the donation. Also, love your videos. Keep it up!
Because of you my man you've helped my kid understand this stuff way faster and more fun than school she wants to see more she has watched all your vids like 5 or 7 times over and she doesn't want to see others lol so thanks it's been a grate help
You are just…friggin amazing. Your deadpan expression backed up with some of the funniest ish I’ve ever heard come out of someone’s mouth in an educational way is just *chef’s kiss* perfection. Hell, you even manage to make your sponsorship spiels feel like a natural part of your video instead of an interruption (the way most RUclipsrs do). You got that thing, keep on keeping on!
You should do one on caribou. They have to deal with nose botflies, warble flies, and will go stand in the ocean to get away from the unrelenting hordes of mosquitoes.
I've heard that they can just submerge themselves like a hippo but always thought it was strange they could just do that. Makes sense that it would be to get away from bugs.
Fun fact about nose botflies: in Autumns when they are most desperate to lay their larvae, they can mistake other animals for moose, and if they come across humans, they are known to spray the larvae in human's eyes, where they often need to be removed surgically.
Hooray! Another video by you! I am a veterinarian and feel cheated by my education. Yeah, I know about the anesthesia risks of different dog breeds but .... the rest? Thank you VERY much for the research and all for your videos. ( Can't wait to get your book. ) Thank you! 🖖🐾
@@Yeah_You_Thought Yes! Absolutely 🥳 Go to the Casual Geographic site ... Click on COMMUNITY ... Scroll down a bit and there's a description of the book and links to preorder something epic! 👍
Thank you for giving us a LOT of disturbing animal facts that I can share with my unaware family when I visit them next week. I know they won't want me to stay longer than I already will. 😂
The way you write and carry out your script as well as deliver some interesting info earned you a place in my subscriptions. Keep these videos coming, man.
9:41, Absolutely love how you use the Parasite Queen battle theme for this part, got a smile out of me once I realised what was playing in the background.
Talk about a nostalgia wave. I must have been like 9 or 10 when I first played that game. Phenadra drifts depths will always be my bop for prime 1 tho.
I agree on the like/sub thing. I cannot think of how many unskippable ads Ive had to watch and said to myself " If I switch my car insurance at any point in the future I can guarantee you it will not be this company that forced me to watch this ad". It's like people who do marketing forget that they're talking to people lol
About the hyena structure is been debunk ruclips.net/video/qHsuEa68xSQ/видео.html ruclips.net/video/BowTdu6-XCk/видео.html But hes right about the sibling rivalry
ah yes cuz being constantly scared of getting bruttaly mauled by a cheetah is SUCH A PRIVILEGE, god i hate being a human, being safe and not worrying about getting bruttaly beaten down is such a curse! oh and not having to worry about dying of natural climates because we can always be warm is also such a curse! /s.
Watching that stork just drop her baby got me. I'm usually fine with all this stuff but that clip kinda hit different. Also you're super spot on with that Subscription rant. I actually feel way more inclined to subscribe when I don't hear/see the "like and subscribe". I guess I'm just petty like that. Which is funny cuz it turns out I'm subscribed to you anyway!
Unfortunately, while he jokes about it, the fact of the matter is, most people won't/forget to like/subscribe if nothing is said. Like, just saying/mentioning like/subscribe will increase said things oftentimes. Of course, you can go about it tastefully or not, and I do like the way this channel often does it, lol.
idk how you can consistently keep up top-tier comedy (and quality education) at such a fast pace dude. you say you got very lucky and yeah maybe in some ways the algorithm chose ya, but your success is 1000000% deserved too
Okay so I already commented but I'm seeing the foster child thing now and I'm actually a foster child for 4 years now and this is awesome you are an amazing person seriously that means a lot even if it dont matter to you it does to me so thank you
That disappointed parents thing hit me growing up... I'm the oldest of 5, and *not* a foster child. Never good enough...even if I got it perfect. The tiniest mistake in execution, even though the answers were all correct, is failure. Total failure for an A- on a technicality.
@@drrocketman7794 Hey man I just want to let you know that your not worthless and you have potential and a purpose. No life is useless. No person is useless. Never ever think that. I had depression for 4 years and suicide was my top priority but within all of the darkness I found light. I found my purpose I realized finally that just because the people I loved failed me, hurt me, betrayed me, doesn't mean I just give up. It makes me want to do better than them and to keep your future. Don't throw it away. You have potential you have a purpose. You and only you have the potential and power to change your future and to take control. Seek the right people out and if you do that they will love you unconditionally and give you what you've needed and deserve. I believe I you. Keep your head up King. You got this. If you need someone to talk to ever I will give you my info to contact me I will give it my all to help you.
You are brilliant, absurdly funny, and (as much as it's possible to know) a genuinely good hearted person. I love the content and the dry, deadpan delivery so thanks for all this
Hyenas got it bad. they're not the weak ass scavengers from Lion King, but everything in the world is made to cause them pain. and their birth is made to cause everyone pain
I hope u keep ur channel just like this. Keep owning ur brand, keep bringing eduction and joy to peoples lives. I love listening to your channel. Thank you for sharing ur personality with us!
The best thing about the standard "like & subscribe" thing is the creative ways creators have to say the same thing. Thankful you know this, thankful to be subscribed already.
Extra props for the inclusion of the Parasite Queen boss music from Metroid Prime... appropriate for when it turns up. Best line: "4 years and a degree and I still can't speak English." Actually felt that one. Edit: misidentified the music
My cat disregarded her own babies right after they born. She somehow put them in her litter. We had no idea why and looked to the babies. We found out that they were disabled... i personally spent 2 days without ANY sleep to keep them alive taking care of them while my cat was nowhere to be seen and also refused to breastfeed them. Well... the babies didn't make it, they were weak overall. I was shocked to see how she disregarded and never cared for them because she was actually a very caring mother. She would breastfeed their cups to the starvation, NEVER EVER let them leave her sight. When i take one of the babies she will be following me to death and never lose eye contact with her baby. So .... i totally agree when u say that there is no unconditional love in nature.
4:02 Walking with Dinosaurs track eh? Very nostalgic for that series..... So not only does CG get the facts straight with innovative language + humour whilst within guidelines he knows to use true classics to make this feel more like actual nature documentary stuff than most professionals do. Keep it up CG, your vids are excellent! o7
Putting him on a show would restrain his content, and honestly with the amount of followers and views he gets hes prolly doing well. Keep watching and linking his videos! Absolutely helps him more than having a show!
1: great content of the video and telling people about the messed up world that nature is. 2: Love the fact that you tend to use music from Metroid, Runescape, Zelda, and a few other games... (cause if it was just dead silence with no music it'd just be like a standard lecture but with a little more energy and cheerful give a damn.)
Because school society doesn’t want to hear a complaint from “sensitive viewers.” Just read the guidelines an buckle up on disturbing but knowledgeable facts.
Because compulsory public schooling was only ever intended to educate kids just enough to become unskilled workers for the factories of the day. And yes, I'm being serious.
Wow. You're the first person to legitimately perfectly explain damn near in my own words on how people, or atleast I, view how and when and why I subscribe.
DUDE! When that "Walking with dinosaurs : Cruel Sea" ost kicked ... MAN! I mean, you were my favorite animal channel on YT, but THIS! My man, you, re the realest shit on this website, thank you!
DUUUUUUDEEE YEEEEEAHHH MAN!!! I was about to mention this , that documentary was my childhood , dude i watched that shit so many times ,i'd recognize the ost even if it wasnt playnig!!
The Parasite bug gets the Parasite Queen theme from Metroid Prime, I like it. The Caterpillar wishes it could have the same fighting chance as Samus, though.
You know there are actually some movies out there in the horror genre that are specifically designed to make you never want to leave the country like the hostel series makes you want to stay the hell out of Europe and the movie Tourista makes you want to stay the f*** away from South America
I like the explanation on the fundraiser and the establishment behind it, very professional videos man well in a way that they’re fun and humorous to watch
Y'know, there are two more good options I can add: Most fish (parents) and ladybug/bird larva. If you've ever had pet fish in kept in slightly warmer waters, one male to every three-four females (minimum), you'll most likely have eggs or live fry (Platies, Guppies and Mollies all give birth to live fish). Unless the tank has multiple small crevices, plants like Hairgrass (Dwarf or Long) or you move them to a smaller breeder tank, they'll most likely get eaten by their parents or fellow tankmates. If not the parents, the filter itself might suck them up if you don't have any prefilter media. That isn't the end of it either. These fish can lay anywhere from twenty to a hundred live fry, and cramping too many of them together can lead to infighting at roughly two-three weeks of age, killing off at least half of them. Easily fixed by giving them space, obviously, but it's still quite rough for them. The first of the Ladybug/bird (name depends on your country of origin) larvae to hatch will chew open the other eggs and eat their weakened siblings before they can even see daylight. Short and straight to the point, unlike the fish one (since I have more experience with fish). More positive/innocent tidbit: A bottom feeder known as a Corydoras Catfish is quite tame, almost entirely non-aggressive, and not known to eat other fry unless starved or upon accident, which is still quite rare. They'll commonly leave them alone, and won't even eat dead or dying fish. They're also freshwater fish that can survive in mildly brackish water if they were born and raised in it, or acclimated properly (still recommend keeping those levels close to the same parameters as their original enclosure). These are docile, mildly armored fish with durable skin/scales and the passivity of a blade of grass. To communicate, they seem to lie or the gravel/sand in a circle (or line) and just stare at one-another, occasionally moving their eyes in a quick downward motion. They don't do a whole lot, but they're cute little fish.
Meanwhile my angelfish get mad at me for LOOKING at their eggs. Betta fathers are also very good parents and look after the eggs diligently. Whats your opinion on dojo loaches? My friend owns some and they seem like sweethearts to other fish and are quite passive, even playful with tankmates
@@squirlis1189 I think they're quite adorable. Look a bit like eels. A friend of my was actually wanting some for his tank, but he has a 20-gal and wouldn't be able to upgrade to a larger tank. He went for a gourami instead (it's a mildly planted community tank. Not my best scaping job, but he was on a fairly tight budget, so I did what I could with that).
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I feel like you can't find the worst facts about flowers/plants in general.
Ayo great vid. Wanted to say from one to another HBHM! Stay positive brotha 💃🏾
Yeah I didn't get support or anything in school and when I started high school at 15 my father left for the 2nd time in my life so I was depressed angry and didn't really care about grades all that much. I quit the football team because I was using it as an excuse to not be home with my father and I took up piano and golf for a slower pace in my life. I was basically depressed and I wore the same jacket every single day to school, I wore it until it had multiple holes in it and was literally becoming unraveled. During my senior year I was pulled into the counselors office and told if I failed a single class the rest of the school year I was not going to graduate. I had nobody to help me emotionally at all so I basically reverted back to my sadistic ways to make it through the year. I went from a 2.0 GPA to a 3.83 GPA and made it everyone's problem along the way. I was watching the animaniacs in math class and blasting music in English class and in piano I decided to flex on everything by leaning Beethoven. Art class was just art class though I was among the top 3 in a class of idiots and a pregnant girl. My art teacher didn't even look at my work when COVID started because he trusted me enough that he believed I did it and gave me an A automatically. I basically went wild and as soon as I graduated I stayed inside for a year gained 30 pounds and my life was put on hold as soon as I decided to live it up again. As of recently my cat is on the verge of dying my mother got COVID for 3 weeks and I had to take care of her and go to work ever single day and somehow find a way to balance all that with a social life. I basically broke down crying at the vet it took everything I had to hold back tears and when I got home I let my cat out she then proceeded to knock down a newly opened bag of cat food and dove in head first for a foot 5 minutes and I didn't have the heart to stop her I literally walked into the kitchen put on sad music and did the dishes while crying. All this and I'm only 20 I can't even drink the pain away.
I think RUclips or my phone is broken. I am not getting any notifications from any of my subs and I have the bell on the ones I watch religiously....
Are u not allowed to say phallus on TikTok/RUclips?
In all seriousness, this man right here is literally the science teacher we all wanted but never had.
I agree. I hated all my science teachers in school
Yep. i'm in high school. Need I say anything else?
Also, I've seen you before, Mustachio. Maybe on a Graystillplays video???
This guy would for sure be the favorite teacher
I got lucky as f--k then as having a Vietnam veteran for a science teacher was... interesting to say the least.
omg- ur profile-
Can we appreciate the fact that he has some creative writing skills so they can fit the guidelines and ends up being humorous at times
He even makes the most perfect transitions to sponsors I've ever seen in youtube. 👋
Thanks i was confused as to why I'm subscribed. Thank you......🙏
“Can we just appreciate the fact…” laziest way to start a compliment bruh
Nnnnope.
I can just LOVE this Einstein mini-me.😘
"Stevie-Wondering..."🤣
@@babz527
You win the Internet. 🥰
We need more educators like him, no holding back, no covering up the nasty stuff, just pure, factual truth.
And no boring stuff
Within community guidelines lmao 🤣
He should get his own website someday
"Pure, factual truth" weeeelllll.... no (or yesn't). Do not think that by listening to casual geographic you know everything about animal; animal kingdom and animals in general are waaaay more complex
As an educator I would love to, but school districts and parents can act as community guidelines on steroids
The fact that raptorial birds like owls have documented cases where the parents will try to help the weaker chick, while storks do the exact opposite, says something. not sure what, but it's definitely something
That the owl is an exception in an order of bloodthirsty killers?
That good predators make for good parents
That children stories about birds delivering human babies chose the wrong bird?
Owls: "The strong must feed the weak"
Storks: "The weak must feed the strong"
I knew a kid with vegan parents. The dad was alright but her mom was a god damn fever dream nightmare of a human being in ways both related and unrelated to her tofu lifestyle.
“Female sharks are run through more than yellow lights”
OMG your commentary is so clever & hilarious!!!!!
The fact that there's a charity out there that is taking into consideration that foster care system is screwed and they're trying to help people once they're out or almost out of it do better makes me very happy. I was one of those kid that was in foster care for my entire childhood and I wish there was something like that going on when I was there because they were so many I watched not make it. Thank you for taking on this sponsor.
Could tell how bad foster care was I'm not educated in that
yes to all of this, and I’m sorry for what you’ve been through OP. I hope you’ve been able to heal too and are thriving now and living happily
There are several. RUclipsr shadetree surgeon down in florida regularly does things a charity called forgotten angels that is basically the foster family from shazam with motorcycles, once they age out the system. Quite literally, they take in kids that have just aged out of the foster system, teach them to build their own small home on a plot of land, teach them how to get and keep jobs, teach them how to ride and work on motorcycles(if they desire), and generally all the things a normal mom or dad would teach them had they been lucky enough to have them. Its an amazing charity, and I wish it the best of luck.
special needs care system for me since a month before i turned 3 :( wasn't that bad, aftercare people helped me out afterwards by finding me a half-way house that was ok xxx
U guys have foster??
All of a sudden, my fights with my sister when we were kids look like playtime.
What in the holy waters of Hudson Bay happened in this comment section
It was
Same. I pushed my middle bro down a giant grass hill on a tricycle when he was two. He fell on the only rock there at the bottom and broke his collarbone (i was 5). I also bashed his head on the edge of a pool once and he had a small piece of eyebrow floating around because he threw goggles at me and they scratched my eye.
He gave me gashes, bruises, and was more emotionally abusive than anything well into adulthood. He was also the favorite. Kids do some fucked up shit to each other, especially siblings.
This is exactly why my son will remain an only child haha.
Well, in nature, sibling are pit against each other for the first years of their lives, so your fights with your sister was a holdover from humans were more animal than human. In short, you fought with her out of instinct.
@@Tokuijin that's a good point! 🤣
Kind of surprised Tasmanian devils didn't make the list despite him talking about them in a previous video. Basically, mother devils can give birth to over 20 children in a single litter, but only has 4 nipples. As a result, only 4 of them actually survive, while the rest sort of just starve and die, or worse, become food for the 4 winners.
When I first saw the thumbnail for this video, I thought those tiny dark things actually WERE Tasmanian devils...
@@jessragan6714 lol same
"Battle Royale, gear up you and your squad to survive the warzone._
@qwertyuiop that's how you survive for as long as sharks did
@@somerando5360 Tasmanian Devils are _nowhere near_ as old as Sharks.
My family had a cat who had kittens
6 of them.
After a few days, she took the two runts of the litter out of their home and into a cupboard. Presumably because she could not handle dealing with 6 entire needy furballs on her first try at this and would rather hope we never find them. She wanted to focus her attention on her 4 favourites
When we noticed we gave her her kittens back and over time the runt of the litter became by far the biggest of them all and also the kindest and her favourite that hogged all the milk from the others grew up to be the smallest
When the tables turn. 😅
I love how storks have bad parenting
Meanwhile we think they take care of our babys
Good point!
who thought that? fucking retards?
Lol, ppl saw storks carrying their chicks and couldn't possibly fathom the dark intent. They interpreted it as a good thing and turned it into a sweet little folklore 😂
"The Stork" was just unloading the weak babies onto humans.
@@tigerwolf2243 ah, so humans are failed Storks?
Him: "Shoebills aren't actually storks. They're related to pelicans."
Me, immediately: "Oh, that's why."
Lmao
Shoebills look like they are smiling as well! Makes it look like they are enjoying it!
That explains E V E R Y THING
Same 😂
Normal animals: okay, so we lay the eggs, and we let the fetuses feed on the nutrients, so that they grow healthy and happy :)
Sharks: okay sharklings, listen up, you have no food and are crammed with your siblings until I feel like giving birth, glory will only be for the strong, when you are born run the crap away or Imma eat you as well
Kangaroos: CLIMB THE COLOSSUS BROTHERS, UP THERE IS THE HOLY SACK OF GROWTH
Giraffes: prepare for impact, kid! It's a long way down and I didnt pack a chute!
Seahorses: Ready your cannons, men! Aim, FIRE!
Aphids : Listen up daughters, i am birthing you as teenagers, and you are already pregnant
Humans: listen up kid, I evolved narrow hips to be bipedal, you evolved a big head to be smart. Chances are one of doesn’t survive this whole birth thing. Good luck!
Imagine one of the sharks says to its mom I'm hungry and Mom says I'll feed you when I feel like it why don't you eat one of your brother's or sisters 🤣
"4 year degree and I still can't speak english"
I felt that on a personal level.
Same. I mixed up door with floor and told my mom the floor was open yesterday.
@@fionagibson7529 Did you mop the door?
@@fionagibson7529 Did she start a 10 part lecture on speech, as the floor was open?
@@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 that...actually works. 10/10 pun.
I honestly can't thank you enough for putting that quokka at the end. After watching stork chicks getting their necks snapped and shark pups eating their own siblings, I think we all needed some well deserved eye bleach. Thanks, dude.
People punt Quokkas for fun just to see how far they'll go. You're welcome.
@@Goldenkitten1 Already knew that, nice try though, I have to say...
I’m amazed by thIs young man’s talent. His topics are interesting and he succeeds in teaching something worth knowing and being funny at the same time. He’s gained himself a fan 😄
Who else has watched all his videos and just gets pure joy when there is a new video
U got tht right sir
"Stevie Wondering about the world around them"
Fucking Brilliant, dawg
Damn, those facts about the parasitic wasp is the most horrifying by far. Sisters who only exist to kill their brothers and die along with them once the job is done? That makes simple cannibalism in the womb of a shark seem normal by comparison. At least they don't have siblings who live to do nothing but end them.
The truly weird thing is, why do the eggs clone themselves if most of them end up dying by design?
True, but I see it as population control. That's what those sister's are, like if we didn't have them, there would definitely be a lot of those wasps
@@Mernom Survival of the fittest. If you have one, it can be strong; have ten with a battle royale and there’s a good chance it’ll turn out stronger than if it was solitary from the start. Opting to have one come out of the womb with a tally of bodies from second 0 is almost certainly always better than the fresh and untested.
@@Mernom I was wondering that too. It’s not genetic diversity because they all have the same genotype
@@pisces2569because nature
I love this man! Lmao, he is so witty, educated, kind hearted... These videos never fail to put a smile on my face. I hope he does one on those big sunfish 😊
Nothing like the horrors of nature to make you feel like your own family isn't so bad by comparison.
I’m the eldest of two girls so at least I wouldn’t be the one getting isekai’d, but I’m also not too fond of the idea of killing my sister lol
True. I have been slapped before, but... I don't recall getting eaten by my brother or having my neck wrung like a towel by my mother.
*yr'oue
😂
Thanks for acknowledging that growing up with two supportive parents is something that many don't have.
note, most of this is only true of *spotted* hyenas. the other 3 hyena species have very different life styles.
while the spotted hyena is top predator that hunts most of their food and live in large clans, striped and brown hyenas are much lower tier on the food chain. more like jackals. in fact, the main reason we used to believe spotted hyenas were scavengers is because we knew about brown hyenas much longer, and they do tend to eat dead things.
then you have the aardwolf which took 1 look at lions and said "you know what? maybe the Timon and Pumba diet isn't a bad idea"
Spotted hyenas suck up all the oxygen in the room, which is a shame as striped hyenas are at least as deserving of the attention. They're less aggressive, and can even be trained to hunt with humans, like cheetahs!
@@jessragan6714 spotted hyenas are actually misunderstood. There are high ranking males
ruclips.net/video/qHsuEa68xSQ/видео.html
But the sibling part is true. Also hyenas are a keystone species meaning they have a huge role in the ecosystem by cleaning up phatogens and bones using their bone crunching jaws.
ruclips.net/video/SIYE9e-hcWU/видео.html
@@jessragan6714 ye. also striped hyenas look awesome! it's really a shame that the one species gets all the spot light when they are such a diverse lot. but, spotties have all the head line catching quirks. how is a brown hyena supposed to compete with a pseudo penis!?
Striped Hyenas aren’t the bottom of the food chain, there’s videos of lone striped Hyenas stealing a kill from a wolf pack. Spotted Hyenas have a higher kill success rate than all the big cats.
Never knew there was this difference,thank you!
So by the sounds of it, I'd bet the womb-colosseum thing doesn't apply to bonnetheads. Let me explain.
In case you've never heard of them, bonnetheads are fun-sized hammerhead sharks which treat crab-filled patches of seaweed as their own personal salad bar. They'll take a mouthful of weeds and hopefully some crabs along with it, and after doing this for enough generations, they actually picked up the ability not to waste the weeds they gulp down hoping a crab was in it, and are the only sharks that can actually digest seaweed. Which scientists proved by marking certain atoms in seaweed to see if they ended up as part of the sharks' bodies, which as it turned out, they did.
What makes me suspect they may not do the sibling-rivalry-turned hunger games thing is that when I was reading more about them, I came across an article in which scientists were concerned about the genetic diversity of the bonnethead populations. As it turned out, the females seemed to each only be reproducing with one male, rather than having multiple mates.
Which means that it actually has happened that some marine biologists looked at a bunch of sharks and went, "Uh-oh, these hoes are loyal!"
That's pretty interesting, thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing
Vegan sharks
I love this lesson learned
@@JohnBrown-tw2qi *pescatarian (they still eat crabs) 😂
I love going back to these old bangers
The dishes analogy at the end lmao. Literally how it goes in my house. I cleaned everyday the entire house until my roommate told me I need to start cleaning better while he hadn't cleaned once the entire 4 months we were living together. Well the house is a lot worse now, except for my things of course.
I don't usually donate to charities based on a RUclips channel recommendation, but I have a high level of respect and trust for you. Also, I am very aware of the plight of foster kids. The money would be nice, but that was absolutely not the reason. I have never won anything in raffles or such. I consider it sorta gambling. But helping someone in need is definitely worth the donation. Also, love your videos. Keep it up!
Charity ceos make themselves billionaires. It's best to put donations in hands of needy
Most charities are scams. Please don't support them.
@@fawnieee now animal charities are where its at! one place where peta is good
@@cinemalazare4850 fact
As a middle child I can relate.
Emphasis on "silent" tears.
You sir are a National Treasure. Keep up the great work.
😩✋🏾 “Fornication Under Consent of the King”
👑 you sir, dropped this.
9:03
Because of you my man you've helped my kid understand this stuff way faster and more fun than school she wants to see more she has watched all your vids like 5 or 7 times over and she doesn't want to see others lol so thanks it's been a grate help
You are just…friggin amazing. Your deadpan expression backed up with some of the funniest ish I’ve ever heard come out of someone’s mouth in an educational way is just *chef’s kiss* perfection. Hell, you even manage to make your sponsorship spiels feel like a natural part of your video instead of an interruption (the way most RUclipsrs do). You got that thing, keep on keeping on!
Yea, I've accidentally watched several of Casual Geographic's ads, not realizing they weren't part of the vid.
You should do one on caribou. They have to deal with nose botflies, warble flies, and will go stand in the ocean to get away from the unrelenting hordes of mosquitoes.
I've heard that they can just submerge themselves like a hippo but always thought it was strange they could just do that. Makes sense that it would be to get away from bugs.
Wherein they get clapped by sea Thanos...
Fun fact about nose botflies: in Autumns when they are most desperate to lay their larvae, they can mistake other animals for moose, and if they come across humans, they are known to spray the larvae in human's eyes, where they often need to be removed surgically.
Hooray! Another video by you!
I am a veterinarian and feel cheated by my education. Yeah, I know about the anesthesia risks of different dog breeds but .... the rest?
Thank you VERY much for the research and all for your videos.
( Can't wait to get your book. )
Thank you!
🖖🐾
Wait he got a book???
@@Yeah_You_Thought Yes! Absolutely 🥳
Go to the Casual Geographic site ... Click on COMMUNITY ... Scroll down a bit and there's a description of the book and links to preorder something epic! 👍
Thank you for giving us a LOT of disturbing animal facts that I can share with my unaware family when I visit them next week. I know they won't want me to stay longer than I already will. 😂
The way you write and carry out your script as well as deliver some interesting info earned you a place in my subscriptions. Keep these videos coming, man.
9:41, Absolutely love how you use the Parasite Queen battle theme for this part, got a smile out of me once I realised what was playing in the background.
I’m so glad someone noticed
Talk about a nostalgia wave. I must have been like 9 or 10 when I first played that game. Phenadra drifts depths will always be my bop for prime 1 tho.
I’m a former foster kid and the fact I’m just now finding out an organization like this exists means hella🙏🏽💯 thank you for you mr videos🙏🏽🔥
"There's no way in hell I'm that old."
YET!
You are academical Don, thanks to your unique style and delivery, my kids are so into wildlife and nature now. Thank you so much bro👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💯👌🏿🙏🏽
I agree on the like/sub thing. I cannot think of how many unskippable ads Ive had to watch and said to myself " If I switch my car insurance at any point in the future I can guarantee you it will not be this company that forced me to watch this ad". It's like people who do marketing forget that they're talking to people lol
"Oh fudge that's a comma" has gotta be one of the best lines I've ever heard and I don't know why! xD
Even though being a human can really suck I am so grateful to be one, especially after viewing a video like this. Damn.
About the hyena structure is been debunk
ruclips.net/video/qHsuEa68xSQ/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/BowTdu6-XCk/видео.html
But hes right about the sibling rivalry
@@Saffari-h6o Please stop spamming
ah yes cuz being constantly scared of getting bruttaly mauled by a cheetah is SUCH A PRIVILEGE, god i hate being a human, being safe and not worrying about getting bruttaly beaten down is such a curse! oh and not having to worry about dying of natural climates because we can always be warm is also such a curse! /s.
@@prixe12 Im not. Im just telling people that the one on the video is outdated. It has been debunk for 12 yrs
Watching that stork just drop her baby got me. I'm usually fine with all this stuff but that clip kinda hit different.
Also you're super spot on with that Subscription rant. I actually feel way more inclined to subscribe when I don't hear/see the "like and subscribe". I guess I'm just petty like that. Which is funny cuz it turns out I'm subscribed to you anyway!
Unfortunately, while he jokes about it, the fact of the matter is, most people won't/forget to like/subscribe if nothing is said. Like, just saying/mentioning like/subscribe will increase said things oftentimes. Of course, you can go about it tastefully or not, and I do like the way this channel often does it, lol.
"you knew...you knew this was coming" !! comedic perfection
I love this man's voice, delivery, depth of knowledge, dry sense humour & narration style.
This man has good enough writing skills that the poets of the past will be left in shambles
idk how you can consistently keep up top-tier comedy (and quality education) at such a fast pace dude. you say you got very lucky and yeah maybe in some ways the algorithm chose ya, but your success is 1000000% deserved too
As a person with older siblings I can relate
The "300 oh that's a comma" line got me dying. Great Content
Thank you so much for all your hard work and for the organization you are helping 🙃 i was adopted and was blessed to have a wonderful family 😊
Okay so I already commented but I'm seeing the foster child thing now and I'm actually a foster child for 4 years now and this is awesome you are an amazing person seriously that means a lot even if it dont matter to you it does to me so thank you
That disappointed parents thing hit me growing up...
I'm the oldest of 5, and *not* a foster child. Never good enough...even if I got it perfect. The tiniest mistake in execution, even though the answers were all correct, is failure. Total failure for an A- on a technicality.
@@drrocketman7794 Hey man I just want to let you know that your not worthless and you have potential and a purpose. No life is useless. No person is useless. Never ever think that. I had depression for 4 years and suicide was my top priority but within all of the darkness I found light. I found my purpose I realized finally that just because the people I loved failed me, hurt me, betrayed me, doesn't mean I just give up. It makes me want to do better than them and to keep your future. Don't throw it away. You have potential you have a purpose. You and only you have the potential and power to change your future and to take control. Seek the right people out and if you do that they will love you unconditionally and give you what you've needed and deserve. I believe I you. Keep your head up King. You got this. If you need someone to talk to ever I will give you my info to contact me I will give it my all to help you.
This is also my favourite channel I’ve rewatch all of his videos several time
You are brilliant, absurdly funny, and (as much as it's possible to know) a genuinely good hearted person. I love the content and the dry, deadpan delivery so thanks for all this
You give us the stuff David Attenborough is scared to tell us.
I think I was happier with Attenborough. But now I'm hooked...
i love this guy...he loves animals and makes it relatable...ive watched most his videos more than once..honey bagers are my favorite
I wanna hear this guy talk about internal parasites like botflies, roundworms, and tapeworms.
Iirc he did
I don't, but will.
And I want to be able to sleep at night but you do you.
He did talk about the fish parasite that lives off of eating the eyes and inside of their hosts so I don't see why he wouldn't be able to do it.
@@RisqueBisquet eh I look for some of them for a living
A man that gets how subscribing works. You tell me to do it and I won't. You put out genuinely fun stuff? I'll click the button
Hyenas got it bad.
they're not the weak ass scavengers from Lion King, but everything in the world is made to cause them pain.
and their birth is made to cause everyone pain
9:31 some birds do this because they don’t have enough resources for both childs so they will often get rid of the weaker one
I hope u keep ur channel just like this. Keep owning ur brand, keep bringing eduction and joy to peoples lives. I love listening to your channel. Thank you for sharing ur personality with us!
This legit my favorite RUclips channel.. you dope bro
@E L M A go away bum
You are one of the GOAT when it comes to presenting animals on RUclips!
By far the best commentary online
I am always in awe of your transitions. Like, damn my dude
Finally...something in this universe that has even less reasons to be around one another than my current family.
"Stevie Wondering about the world" got me crying.😂 congrats on the collaboration with Ze Frank! Can't wait to see my 2 favorite animal You Tubers😍
Hi, CG. Thanks for all of your videos. You cover more details on animals than a documentary would.
The best thing about the standard "like & subscribe" thing is the creative ways creators have to say the same thing. Thankful you know this, thankful to be subscribed already.
Okay guys, how many of your kids are learning more about wildlife from this guy than school? 😂
More in 12 minutes from this guy then 12 years in school...
Extra props for the inclusion of the Parasite Queen boss music from Metroid Prime... appropriate for when it turns up.
Best line: "4 years and a degree and I still can't speak English." Actually felt that one.
Edit: misidentified the music
Shoebill mom: "ROUND 1! FIGHT"
shoebill dad: "FINISH HIM!"
remaining chick: "BRUTALITY"
Everybody hates chris was such an underrated show
CG: Toasty!
Everybody hates Chris had multiple seasons and raving reviews, how was it underrated?
FLAWLESS VICTORY
The "oh fuck me thats a comma" sent me far more than it should
My cat disregarded her own babies right after they born. She somehow put them in her litter. We had no idea why and looked to the babies. We found out that they were disabled... i personally spent 2 days without ANY sleep to keep them alive taking care of them while my cat was nowhere to be seen and also refused to breastfeed them. Well... the babies didn't make it, they were weak overall. I was shocked to see how she disregarded and never cared for them because she was actually a very caring mother. She would breastfeed their cups to the starvation, NEVER EVER let them leave her sight. When i take one of the babies she will be following me to death and never lose eye contact with her baby. So .... i totally agree when u say that there is no unconditional love in nature.
I like how you played the "parasite queen" boss music from Metroid Prime for the bug that lays its larvae in the caterpillar.
Yay now I can finish this!
4:02 Walking with Dinosaurs track eh? Very nostalgic for that series..... So not only does CG get the facts straight with innovative language + humour whilst within guidelines he knows to use true classics to make this feel more like actual nature documentary stuff than most professionals do.
Keep it up CG, your vids are excellent! o7
Just that comment alone at the end made subscribe 🤣
respect for this man not saying "make sure to like and subscribe"
This slowly kills our souls and we love it
You still have a soul to be killed? Talk about privilege.
Some one give this man a damn tv show already. He deserves to get PAID
Putting him on a show would restrain his content, and honestly with the amount of followers and views he gets hes prolly doing well.
Keep watching and linking his videos! Absolutely helps him more than having a show!
@@FoxSullivan yeah and buy the merch too
1: great content of the video and telling people about the messed up world that nature is.
2: Love the fact that you tend to use music from Metroid, Runescape, Zelda, and a few other games... (cause if it was just dead silence with no music it'd just be like a standard lecture but with a little more energy and cheerful give a damn.)
Yess someone noticed
I absolutely love this guy
The "Stevie Wondering" line was absolute fire.
Why can’t school teach like this guy :(
Because school society doesn’t want to hear a complaint from “sensitive viewers.” Just read the guidelines an buckle up on disturbing but knowledgeable facts.
Because too busy indoctrinating no time to teach
they are too busy turning out new cogs for the machine to actually teach you anything interesting or useful.
Because compulsory public schooling was only ever intended to educate kids just enough to become unskilled workers for the factories of the day. And yes, I'm being serious.
"born Stevie Wondering" is a god tier double entendre , this man's use of the English language is unmatched
This guys descriptions are so cold, emotionless, yet funny that i often have to skip back numerous times.
Damned, nature can be cruel af boy.
Wow. You're the first person to legitimately perfectly explain damn near in my own words on how people, or atleast I, view how and when and why I subscribe.
“4 years and a degree and I still can’t speak English” bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That had me dying.
Apparently, cannibalism is just as “natural” as grass.
Everything is natural tho, technology isn't less natural than a beaver dam
Grass isn't that natural
'Natural' and 'good' are far from equal, after all
DUDE! When that "Walking with dinosaurs : Cruel Sea" ost kicked ... MAN! I mean, you were my favorite animal channel on YT, but THIS! My man, you, re the realest shit on this website, thank you!
DUUUUUUDEEE YEEEEEAHHH MAN!!! I was about to mention this , that documentary was my childhood , dude i watched that shit so many times ,i'd recognize the ost even if it wasnt playnig!!
The Parasite bug gets the Parasite Queen theme from Metroid Prime, I like it. The Caterpillar wishes it could have the same fighting chance as Samus, though.
I really love that you also say:”As one does.” When referring to weird stuff. My wife and I say that all the time lmao.
It's crazy how flawless the segue in and out of the ads are
“The oblitoris gets obliterated”
That brought out a laugh I haven’t felt in a while.
Excellent, as always! Thanks. I appreciate the lessons in nature as well as your style.
you survived childhood, congrats
What's your body count?
Thx man! Im now scared of everything when I go on vacation!
You know there are actually some movies out there in the horror genre that are specifically designed to make you never want to leave the country like the hostel series makes you want to stay the hell out of Europe and the movie Tourista makes you want to stay the f*** away from South America
I'm sending this to my daughter to remind her what a great mum I am. 😁
I like the explanation on the fundraiser and the establishment behind it, very professional videos man well in a way that they’re fun and humorous to watch
Y'know, there are two more good options I can add: Most fish (parents) and ladybug/bird larva.
If you've ever had pet fish in kept in slightly warmer waters, one male to every three-four females (minimum), you'll most likely have eggs or live fry (Platies, Guppies and Mollies all give birth to live fish). Unless the tank has multiple small crevices, plants like Hairgrass (Dwarf or Long) or you move them to a smaller breeder tank, they'll most likely get eaten by their parents or fellow tankmates. If not the parents, the filter itself might suck them up if you don't have any prefilter media.
That isn't the end of it either. These fish can lay anywhere from twenty to a hundred live fry, and cramping too many of them together can lead to infighting at roughly two-three weeks of age, killing off at least half of them. Easily fixed by giving them space, obviously, but it's still quite rough for them.
The first of the Ladybug/bird (name depends on your country of origin) larvae to hatch will chew open the other eggs and eat their weakened siblings before they can even see daylight. Short and straight to the point, unlike the fish one (since I have more experience with fish).
More positive/innocent tidbit: A bottom feeder known as a Corydoras Catfish is quite tame, almost entirely non-aggressive, and not known to eat other fry unless starved or upon accident, which is still quite rare. They'll commonly leave them alone, and won't even eat dead or dying fish.
They're also freshwater fish that can survive in mildly brackish water if they were born and raised in it, or acclimated properly (still recommend keeping those levels close to the same parameters as their original enclosure). These are docile, mildly armored fish with durable skin/scales and the passivity of a blade of grass.
To communicate, they seem to lie or the gravel/sand in a circle (or line) and just stare at one-another, occasionally moving their eyes in a quick downward motion. They don't do a whole lot, but they're cute little fish.
Meanwhile my angelfish get mad at me for LOOKING at their eggs. Betta fathers are also very good parents and look after the eggs diligently. Whats your opinion on dojo loaches? My friend owns some and they seem like sweethearts to other fish and are quite passive, even playful with tankmates
@@squirlis1189 I think they're quite adorable. Look a bit like eels. A friend of my was actually wanting some for his tank, but he has a 20-gal and wouldn't be able to upgrade to a larger tank. He went for a gourami instead (it's a mildly planted community tank. Not my best scaping job, but he was on a fairly tight budget, so I did what I could with that).