The Good, Bad and the Disrespectful Ways Animals Protect Themselves

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

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    • @jeffboothbyr.f.9249
      @jeffboothbyr.f.9249 2 года назад +2

      Like the videos. Just curious… Do you actually like the outdoors and all or do you just get it all from the internet?

    • @alucardelrojo8675
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      Keep on keeping on!!!!

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      Ayo minday is stealing your work again. I don't think I spelled his name right but still.

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  • @mr.smigga-sanatebiggichees5499
    @mr.smigga-sanatebiggichees5499 2 года назад +6819

    I like how animals are the literal embodiment of "if it works it works".

    • @dracothewarrior4316
      @dracothewarrior4316 2 года назад +423

      crocodilians be like "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"

    • @annakilifa331
      @annakilifa331 2 года назад

      That is the very concept of evolution. Genes that help their genetic carrier to survive and mate stay, genes that stop them from it don't. If something works, it works and will stay in the gene pool, if something doesn't work, it ends up becoming dinner for something else. Give that concept enough generations and it will give you some pretty freaky stuff that works

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 года назад +143

      Humans are also animals, just a lame kind off animal.

    • @arimars9565
      @arimars9565 2 года назад +252

      @@IAmGodHimself777 We’re the embodiment of “You could make a religion out of this”

    • @arimars9565
      @arimars9565 2 года назад +170

      @@IAmGodHimself777 I’d honestly said we’re the embodiment of “We could probably use this”

  • @Gtoonm
    @Gtoonm 2 года назад +4390

    I think we need to appreciate more how this man has dozens of ways to say death without actually saying it.

    • @WhatDillionYT
      @WhatDillionYT 2 года назад +76

      i need to see were he keeps those words

    • @BOB-wo2nb
      @BOB-wo2nb 2 года назад +28

      Umm..we do appreciate it lol

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 2 года назад +32

      @@WhatDillionYT His brain?

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict 2 года назад +27

      @@limiv5272 I feel like that was a overly vague but potentially super secret way of saying what that mouth do?

    • @dr.coomer789
      @dr.coomer789 2 года назад +4

      Appreciate??

  • @hybridhd7436
    @hybridhd7436 Год назад +152

    My grandpa who's the sheriff in the town where I live by actually has a pet vulture named Reggie. My grandpa has also had Reggie for like 15 years and at this point he's an honorary member of the town's police force, even has a badge and everything.

  • @Logan-hn3ws
    @Logan-hn3ws 2 года назад +553

    Used to live in Arizona when I was a kid. We’d catch and release horned lizards for fun. It was Arizona, there wasn’t much else to do. I think our record was a dozen in a single day. Weird thing is, they never once used their blood defense against me or my siblings. Guess they were so used to is they didn’t see us as a threat. A friends dog on the other hand…

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Год назад +25

      I've never seen it live either, after a childhood in New Mexico.

    • @Kneon_Knight
      @Kneon_Knight Год назад +13

      @@intercat4907 Never saw it in Colorado either.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Год назад +28

      @@Kneon_Knight "... we were so far out in the sticks even the horney toads were boring ..."

    • @Kneon_Knight
      @Kneon_Knight Год назад +5

      @@intercat4907 I hear that. 😆

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 Год назад +10

      Nevada here, and I used to catch them as a kid, never saw it. Some neighbor kids showed me one once right after it had done it (it was in a weird netted cage, and you could still see the blood on the netting) but that's the closest I've ever come to seeing one shoot blood out their eyes.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +3391

    I'm mad impressed with vultures after watching that, they can legitimately eat anything, maybe apart from something radioactive, without any repercussions.

    • @user-kb7yr5cc1p
      @user-kb7yr5cc1p 2 года назад +43

      You're everywhere man

    • @toyuki6367
      @toyuki6367 2 года назад +64

      @@user-kb7yr5cc1p hes the star on youtube at this point

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- 2 года назад +11

      galaxy level

    • @user-kb7yr5cc1p
      @user-kb7yr5cc1p 2 года назад +3

      @@toyuki6367 yeah

    • @madscrub29
      @madscrub29 2 года назад +14

      Hellspawn is hellspawn, extremely corrosive stomach acid or nah

  • @starbolt293
    @starbolt293 2 года назад +3277

    I absolutely love the “cuz he sees you”. That shit is so crazy how they just disappear in their natural environment

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 года назад +18

      Telltale Atheist, i recommend him.
      Especially his Kat Kerr Videos if you love
      to laugh.

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 Год назад +5

      Works the same with snipers in airsoft. Or vietnamese speaking trees. Look exactly like normal ones too

    • @micheleparker3780
      @micheleparker3780 Год назад +9

      I really didn't see him... I'm dead.

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis Год назад +10

      Living proof that i wouldn’t survive a day in the wild

    • @w花b
      @w花b Год назад

      ​@@TygerHillis Did you forget that humans haven't been at the top of the food chain forever? That would simply be you returning to our normal place in nature.

  • @michaelvo7162
    @michaelvo7162 Год назад +121

    The hairy frog one was freaky, but then I realized that exact thing exists in the game "Dead Island"; an enemy not only breaks his arms to reveal bones to stab/slash you with, the jerk even sharpens the ends of the bones sticking out. I like thinking the devs heard of this frog and based the enemy character off of it.

  • @7deepbreaths.sounds
    @7deepbreaths.sounds Год назад +117

    Casual Geographic is easily one of THE best channels on You Tube ... and this guy is GREAT!! Unbelievably creative and upbeat similes, metaphors, puns and punchlines!!

    • @Betsy-R
      @Betsy-R 3 месяца назад +1

      He’s my Favorite!! HILARIOUS! He and Randall from Honey Badger & Marula drunk animal videos need to do a collab!😂❤

  • @snapslingpeavine1371
    @snapslingpeavine1371 2 года назад +2988

    I genuinely did not know dwarf sperm whales existed, _let alone_ the fact that they produce their own ink. Animals nowadays truly are quite interesting.

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 2 года назад +85

      Alongside them, there are also pygmy sperm whales, which look very similar but still count as a separate species.

    • @catjuulcultmember1631
      @catjuulcultmember1631 2 года назад +147

      ... **nowadays**?

    • @richiewesson4051
      @richiewesson4051 2 года назад +14

      I didn't know they were basically ocean Lemmings, that will yeet themselves into death

    • @amazingaces4389
      @amazingaces4389 2 года назад +7

      I know right. Had to do a google on that afterwards

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 2 года назад +9

      Yes.
      I feel incredibly uninformed, now.
      My man here is chock full-o facts.
      Teachers are superhero’s, in their way.

  • @DiscordDynasty
    @DiscordDynasty 2 года назад +2053

    "Imagine you try and fight a guy and he gives himself an open fracture and tries to slash you with it"
    Pretty hard to imagine at first, until I did all at once, got horrified, and then realized 'Interesting horror concept actually'

    • @lm_faiith
      @lm_faiith 2 года назад +75

      It's kimimaro

    • @natejohns8716
      @natejohns8716 2 года назад +114

      It's called a Florida man

    • @donpablitojuarez4640
      @donpablitojuarez4640 2 года назад +47

      @@natejohns8716 as a Floridian I agree

    • @zerosumgame5700
      @zerosumgame5700 2 года назад +98

      I wrote a bone sword backstory involving a guy getting his arm chopped off in battle, cursing his enemy for the sloppy cut, then jams the jagged spear of exposed bone into his opponent's gut. This act of defiance against death mildly amuses the Nameless God of Death, who blesses the bones to become a lifestealing blade that cannot be dropped. That is all backstory of the bone sword, which is modified by the time you receive it, in game. The warrior who's bones became the sword did so on his deathbed, sacrificing his still-living hand to place a grasping hilt on the blade's "elbow" for the next able warrior to wield this blessed and cursed weapon.
      Frog sounds like a badass, from this perspective.

    • @heylittleniglet
      @heylittleniglet 2 года назад +16

      The novel Beat the Reaper has a scene like this. Been a while since I read it but the main character uses one of his lower leg bones as a weapon

  • @gorneth8313
    @gorneth8313 2 года назад +66

    This man's content-to-sponsorship slide in is so smooth that at this point im damn sure he picks specific animals to talk about after getting the sponsorship request

  • @yonaalter
    @yonaalter Год назад +195

    Casual's consistently clever creativity clearly corroborates contemplative cognition! Awesome presentations: thank you for bringing boring biology to life.

    • @dnealove3070
      @dnealove3070 Год назад +3

      I like what you did there 🤓🙃 and absolutely agree with this comment

  • @gachagameralice7587
    @gachagameralice7587 2 года назад +3982

    This guy is the only person other than Oversimplified who can slide smoothly into a sponsorship spiel

    • @NightSkyNyx
      @NightSkyNyx 2 года назад +161

      I'd also nominate TierZoo with them for smooth transitions as well

    • @savagepro9060
      @savagepro9060 2 года назад +18

      "slide smoothly"

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- 2 года назад +12

      casually explained??

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    • @Initiallyleo
      @Initiallyleo 2 года назад +41

      Oversimplified definitely likes to bring their sponsorships in where you least expect it 😅
      “I have a promo code!”
      “For the financial burden of war?”
      “Yes.”
      (Segues into talking about Honey)

  • @moonkey2712
    @moonkey2712 2 года назад +2766

    you could probably do a whole video just about the (literally) thousands of different kinds of toxin sea cucumbers have. different species have toxins with completely separate chemical makeup, and naturally different effects. medical science is super interested in them, because some of the poisons may be useful in making medicines

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 2 года назад

      In particular, I've heard that they've discovered that a toxin in some sea creature happened to be good at killing fast replicating cells, but not super good at killing slow growing ones... which means it's a candidate for a new chemotherapy drug for cancer! Or at least something similar to it in structure might be!
      I think that was from a different form of sea life and might've even been past clinical trials, I'm not in the medical field so idk, just a fun fact I read years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if we discover something like that within some random fish's sleeping-bag (sea cucumber anus).

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 2 года назад

      yep. because poison kills things, that means, they probably also kill some unwanted things. like tumor, some elements, bacteria, virus.
      and that's why medical world got that snake symbol. because snake poison indeed can be a medicine

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 2 года назад +50

      I guess that explains why Pyukumuku has a poison type move called Purify.

    • @wilsonweiseng6485
      @wilsonweiseng6485 2 года назад +29

      yeah but have you ever heard of sea cuccumber soup? Edible sea cucumber exists and people have been eating them for a long time in Asia, the funny part is that those sea cucumbers don't taste as bad asmentioned here

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      @vemaniks 2 года назад +1

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    @cookieman4578 2 года назад +54

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  • @thecalieffect
    @thecalieffect 2 года назад +1202

    I'm so happy you didn't go into details about Petrels and it's "friendship" with penguins.

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 2 года назад +74

      He does in previous videos

    • @coreyb3715
      @coreyb3715 2 года назад +22

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    • @youtubestopmakingmechangem8035
      @youtubestopmakingmechangem8035 2 года назад +22

      @@diaryofagoat-lass1023 bruh, if nature is too explicit for you, then you need to get therapy

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  • @nicoleb695
    @nicoleb695 2 года назад +706

    I didn't even know Dwarf Sperm Whales were a thing, let alone they can basically "ink" predators to make an escape. That's so cool! Thanks dude, learned something new today!

    • @NightSkyNyx
      @NightSkyNyx 2 года назад +9

      Same here! And also with the Malaysian Calabasas Ant that kamikazes itself, I’ve never heard of them up until now and it makes me wanna learn more about them lol

    • @Justyouraveragedaeodon5
      @Justyouraveragedaeodon5 2 года назад +2

      I knew them but not being the sloths if the we a

    • @Gojoenjoyier
      @Gojoenjoyier 2 года назад

      Same

    • @pinkcupcake4717
      @pinkcupcake4717 2 года назад +1

      I had a whale and dolphin Moment back in middle school, and my books definitely skipped these whales!

    • @MamaPinks
      @MamaPinks 2 года назад +1

      Meeeee tooooo! 🙋‍♀️😃

  • @mrsteve4569
    @mrsteve4569 2 года назад +25

    A couple of days ago, one of your videos popped up in my feed. I don’t know why it did, but I clicked on it and watched it. Since then, I’ve watched about six. They are fantastic! Thanks for the informative videos, and congrats on the success.

  • @jhfrail
    @jhfrail 2 года назад +9

    My new favorite channel. Interesting. Informative. Hilarious. And narrated by a voice so smooth, even the most horrific detail sounds relaxing.

  • @dakotamartinez8310
    @dakotamartinez8310 2 года назад +1257

    He makes these animal facts fun, and into the point.

  • @inyrmind
    @inyrmind 2 года назад +901

    Fun fact, when my grandma was a little girl she'd go out of her way to find the horned lizards near her family's farm. She always thought they were crying whenever she saw their eyes bleeding like that. She didn't realize that they actually shot out blood until one day when I was watching animal planet when I was visiting her as a kid.

    • @swarmling4017
      @swarmling4017 2 года назад +74

      i like just knowing about horny toads, its like "yeah those things that hang out on my porch are wild" and its just fun, also its nice to see my grandma was not the only one to think that way.

    • @PippiCat-ti4jd
      @PippiCat-ti4jd Год назад +10

      This is proof that lids wholesomeness can be weaponized

  • @kylie151
    @kylie151 Год назад +10

    i honestly wish the hairy frog male was my dad because they actually care about their kids while my dad dipped while i was 6
    also huge fan i love biology and paleontology and when i need more facts on animals to tell my family and honestly creep the shit out of them i come to your channel i appreciate what you do because your the only channel i can watch for days and come back for seconds

  • @LF-Little-Fox
    @LF-Little-Fox 2 года назад +19

    I’ve already seen many animals and insects that did strange defense technics before, but these ones always had been the strangest ones, though the sea cucumber I will admit is the first time I’ve learned about itself. And what I learned was more than what I expected to hear tbh lol. But yeah, that’s one reason I come here, to learn about animals and insects and even become introduced to ones I’ve never heard of, like the dwarf sperm whale. Love the videos my dude!

  • @jackbauer408
    @jackbauer408 2 года назад +876

    Haven’t been able to watch the video yet because my dad and I aren’t listening to it together on the ride home from fishing on the river until tomorrow morning. But we are both so excited to listen to this on the way home! We love your content and on one occasion you had my dad laughing so hard we had to pull over on the expressway (it was how the grizzly bear would stand taller than a basketball hoop). It’s a genuine tradition of ours on weekends. We go out at 4:30am, we fish for smallmouth bass (catch and release) until 9 or 10-ish, then we get McDonald’s breakfast and listen to your videos and Jim gaffigan on the way home.

    • @liyahrayne
      @liyahrayne 2 года назад +55

      Awww that's so sweet

    • @HenrythePaleoGuy
      @HenrythePaleoGuy 2 года назад +38

      That's amazing! :)

    • @mndiaye_97
      @mndiaye_97  2 года назад +325

      This comment made my entire bday. Tell your dad I appreciate both of y’all

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 2 года назад +81

      @@mndiaye_97 I will! And happy bday! Hope it’s a good one!

    • @cynthiabloem71768
      @cynthiabloem71768 2 года назад +34

      Your comment made me smile. My Dad and I use to go fishing on Saturdays. I miss my Dad everyday.

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 2 года назад +574

    You might question how evisceration is at all helpful to a sea cucumber, but let's be honest; if you got into a scrape with someone and they vomited out their entire digestive system at you, would you really be inclined to fuck with them any further?

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 2 года назад +21

      @save tf2
      Bot, report 'hem

    • @Csp499
      @Csp499 2 года назад +42

      @@iamafuckingfailure Someone named "save tf2" is a bot. Oh the irony

    • @rosemarie1817
      @rosemarie1817 2 года назад +19

      No, no I would not be.

    • @observingeye9579
      @observingeye9579 2 года назад +15

      Well to be fair if they did that, they'd be dead...so i wouldnt have to

    • @wilsonweiseng6485
      @wilsonweiseng6485 2 года назад +40

      some sea cucumbers thought of this and went "if im going to throw my stomach at people anyways, why don't i evolve a specific organ for that purpose" and they gained a tentacle like organ for this exact purpose, when spitted out it entangles with the enemy fish and turns the predactor into prey, or so im told

  • @JohnPaul-yf9xd
    @JohnPaul-yf9xd Год назад +3

    Hey Mr. Casual , You are a gracious and humble narrator. Quick and to the point with plenty of time to punctuate your glorious essays with a relevant quip. The unique delivery plus the way use the microphone is almost hypnotic. It reminds me of Bob Barker, "The Price is Right "
    and his Mic with the exaggerated long thin cylindrical stem.
    Again I will keep up with the thumbs up.

  • @MrChiusolo
    @MrChiusolo Год назад +1

    I can listen to these videos all day - easily my favourite narrator

  • @eyesofthecervino3366
    @eyesofthecervino3366 2 года назад +281

    I talked with some falconers at a Ren fair who also would rehabilitate birds like owls and vultures. They said that, because a vulture's stomach acid is so acidic, the procedure for if someone gets vomited on is the same as if they'd had battery acid thrown in their face. Those birds are no joke.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 года назад +4

      Telltale Atheist, i recommend him.
      Especially his Kat Kerr Videos if you love
      to laugh.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 года назад +36

      @@nenmaster5218
      Not to be rude, but in the context of birds throwing battery acid in my face this recommendation does nothing but terrify me.

  • @SlainByTheWire
    @SlainByTheWire 2 года назад +515

    Do you ever wish that you could selectively forget things just so you can enjoy things fresh like the first time?
    This is one of those moments whenever I see a notification pop up from this guy. I want to go back and binge watch his videos all over again.
    Edit: fresh* not flesh. I promise you I'm not a zombie that enjoys flesh.

    • @stargazersdance
      @stargazersdance 2 года назад +1

      Same.
      Also based Lain.

    • @blimpnerd2190
      @blimpnerd2190 2 года назад +17

      Zombie moment?

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +7

      ​@@blimpnerd2190 I was bouta say; autocorrect dun worked the mans over 😹

    • @pinkishhaven5158
      @pinkishhaven5158 2 года назад +1

      I got until the hairy frog.
      I can take rotting carcass (I was eating fried chicken lol), but not creepy hair like stuff. ew

    • @ianrager
      @ianrager 2 года назад +1

      @@pinkishhaven5158 Don't worry, the hairy frog either gets worse, or simply gets far more badass and metal (depending on what kind of person you are).
      How?
      Leave it to the man himself, to explain it in a way that only he ever could.
      Or don't, it's entirely up to you.
      I don't judge.
      Edit: It's at 11:08 if you wanna skip the hair-like structures, and get straight to the point (you'd understand why that was an unintentional, albeit somewhat welcome pun).
      Edit 2: Go to 11:38 if you wanna skip the hairy frog entirely.
      The choice is yours, and the only correct or incorrect answer(s), are the ones that you decide to be so.

  • @SteveSolkela
    @SteveSolkela 2 года назад +2

    That was honestly the smoothest transition into an advertisement I've ever seen.
    Friggin incredible work man.
    Absolute MVP of youtube!

  • @TheSkullofHell
    @TheSkullofHell Год назад +2

    8:05 the music giving me nostalgic vibes 😢

  • @sharkattack2903
    @sharkattack2903 2 года назад +514

    8:15 “if he wasn’t only four inches.” “I mean there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s perfectly average and I bet he has a great personality.” 💀💀💀

    • @naynay-fi7iv
      @naynay-fi7iv 2 года назад +13

      Riiiight!!!!! He's so goooood!

    • @jfarrow781
      @jfarrow781 2 года назад +13

      Also, it’s shoots blood from its eyes! Because that’s normal, lol! Your average wolf is smarter than your average dog. Coming across a “prey” animal that shoots blood from his eyes would confuse anyone, especially because it aims at the eyes of whatever is trying to kill it.

    • @jfarrow781
      @jfarrow781 2 года назад +6

      Just like spitting cobras specifically aim at your eyes.

    • @jfarrow781
      @jfarrow781 2 года назад +10

      Just think about it, you are hungry, and now your meal is spraying blood in your eyes. I’d stop that hunt real quick lol

    • @Strawberry3b
      @Strawberry3b Год назад

      On god 😂😂😂💀

  • @whodey5103
    @whodey5103 2 года назад +372

    I have a stage 4 disease and my life is absolutely a nightmare. I'm not having much to look forward to ......except your work really is a bright spot to my day. Young man u have a gift and so much to look forward to. You gonna be super famous and do all the talk shows etc. You definitely have charisma and quick wit. Thank you for giving me something to look forward to these scary days. Blessings to you and your loved ones and anyone reading this. 😃👍💯🍻

    • @colleenmollentze8313
      @colleenmollentze8313 2 года назад +52

      I wish I could think of something useful to say but I just wanted to say that you're an awesome person for still being able to reach out and be good to other people while you're going through the most. Wishing you all of the best ❤

    • @whodey5103
      @whodey5103 2 года назад +34

      @@colleenmollentze8313 holy smokes this made my day. A very belated thank you for your kindness. Your heart is very beautiful. 😊👍

    • @kadeemlocke2338
      @kadeemlocke2338 2 года назад +10

      I hope all becomes well for you, never give up and continue being a great person 🙏

    • @Ham-Prince
      @Ham-Prince 2 года назад +9

      Please never give up ;; Wishing you to get through with it soon

    • @bobbygraphics
      @bobbygraphics 2 года назад +9

      Nah bro. You are amazing

  • @cidh9531
    @cidh9531 Год назад +1

    It’s a talent to make your sponsors entertaining they are hardy noticeable, much less annoying than other channels.
    Love your work, my 14 year old introduced me and I’ve have to explain only a minimal amount of your content because he doesn’t catch it all. lol.

  • @NotGoodEnoughTheory
    @NotGoodEnoughTheory Год назад

    This guy has a gift for speaking,
    He should be a radio host.

  • @nickyboy22071989
    @nickyboy22071989 2 года назад +140

    As an Australian who's watched your videos for ages I'm so happy to see you just keep getting better.

  • @besquareorbethere8093
    @besquareorbethere8093 2 года назад +159

    Those exploding ants at 11:38 remind me of an eerily similar species of termite called Neocapritermes Tarucua which have chemical filled pouches in their back that they will mix together if the colony is attacked causing them to burst into a sticky toxic goo that deters and possibly kills attackers.

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 2 года назад +1

      Grenade termites?

    • @cap10zomb
      @cap10zomb 2 года назад +2

      they should add grenade termites to Grounded

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 Год назад +6

    "Did you see him? I hope so cause he sees you"

  • @jasonbader431
    @jasonbader431 2 года назад

    Go to school for years learning nothing about animals, comming here learned alot

  • @squingldoo4518
    @squingldoo4518 2 года назад +299

    I love how this guy went from just talking about animals and how cool or weird they are to having around 2 million subscribers

    • @AntwhaleNearfar
      @AntwhaleNearfar 2 года назад +23

      That’s cuz he does more than “just talking about animals and how cool or weird they are”. He also informs and entertains.

    • @BOB-wo2nb
      @BOB-wo2nb 2 года назад +9

      Cause he's freakin hilarious!

  • @dogishappy0
    @dogishappy0 2 года назад +298

    10:10 idk why, but this reminds me of a toad story from 2005 in Hamburg, Germany. The toads would expand as a natural defense, but since the crows ate their liver, the expanding would cause them to explode.
    If you didn't mention this in a video already, I think this little factoid is right at home on your channel.

    • @msdd7610
      @msdd7610 2 года назад +1

      in the olden days, people used to hold needles and poke the toad gently and hold the needle, and so when the toad puffed up, it would explode

    • @dogishappy0
      @dogishappy0 2 года назад +8

      ​@@msdd7610 yikes

    • @msdd7610
      @msdd7610 2 года назад +1

      @@dogishappy0 yh, pretty messed up

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 2 года назад

      @@msdd7610 why is it messed up? Did they do it out of fun or did they think to distinguish poisones toads from non?

    • @Y4ZYAZ
      @Y4ZYAZ 2 года назад +3

      Hamburgers were also created in hamburg so they're German food not American food, so technically you could call a hamburger a foreign delicacy.

  • @k.lambda4948
    @k.lambda4948 Год назад +1

    Dude, you're like if David Attenborough was an insult comic. Just the best ever.

  • @corywilliams9895
    @corywilliams9895 Год назад +1

    Hey bro liked and subscribed years ago. First comment. Must take you forever to write these funny/well spoken videos. And literally holding the mic is a nice touch. Everything you’ve done for years is brilliant, I appreciate you bro.

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 2 года назад +259

    I would’ve loved biology a lot more if this guy was my teacher

  • @speedstick8981
    @speedstick8981 2 года назад +118

    Oh boy, time to see things I didn’t think I would even see in nature again.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 года назад +5

      did not expect to hear "kamikaze ant" today, but here we are

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 2 года назад

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 hey I got two bots…fuck me

  • @koriw1701
    @koriw1701 Год назад +4

    6:55 I love your double-entrende, the verbal easter egg (are those a thing?) your comment: "Vomiting half-digesting sewer-smelling foulness I can't even imagine...or maybe I just don't want to." was pulled straight out of Shawshank Redemption as one of the lines very similar to something Red might say. Here's the original script line: (Something about my (sic) friend) Andy who "...crawled through a river of shit-smelling foulness I can't even imagine; or maybe I just don't want to."
    Although, imho, the script had Red say that line *way* too often, "that I just can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to..."

  • @dinomation
    @dinomation 2 года назад +238

    I feel pretty bad for the dwarf Sperm whales. Imagine having having to evolve a giant brown cloud to defend yourself.

    • @richiewesson4051
      @richiewesson4051 2 года назад +20

      Imagine all the cool things octopi have. Super intelligence, outlandish ability to collect data, camouflage, etc etc. And the DSW just goes "I wanna poo inky"

    • @LouisWinthorpe622
      @LouisWinthorpe622 2 года назад +9

      Be in the sea with a big shark swimming towards you and you won't have to use your imagination. You'd probably find out that we have evolved a similar involuntary thing.

    • @AntwhaleNearfar
      @AntwhaleNearfar 2 года назад +1

      Little short guys spout out a bunch of 💩 from their mouths when threatened so it makes sense.

  • @Gr8tBlueHeron
    @Gr8tBlueHeron 2 года назад +41

    That gecko, exploding ants - now we're getting into stuff I've never heard of before! You are really digging deep for some obscure shit, and I love it! This is the best way to learn!

  • @CrunchyCelery
    @CrunchyCelery 9 месяцев назад

    I can be in the worst, most beat, abused, dang near in tears, 😅😅unsmiling, depressed and painfully emotional mood and your video just cracks me up with belly laughing! Thank you! Unfortunately it leaves me feeling sad that I’m not capable of doing many of these things to the ones using me & hurting my feelings all the time. 😕

  • @dw4897
    @dw4897 2 года назад

    I have not binged watched some yter, like this in a couple years. The words and how you put your sentences in the way you do, is awesome.

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd 2 года назад +45

    If you're curious, Hagfish skin is sold to make eelskin goods, such as wallets and handbags. All that slime makes for lovely supple skin. Got no clue why anyone would want to eat it though!

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 2 года назад

      Weeelll people do for some reason want to eat pufferfish which have enough toxin to send you to a reunion with your great grandparents if handled with even the slightest mistake so I guess people just want to try to eat anything

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 года назад +2

      Nature's natural sauce 😋👌

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 2 года назад

      I adore eel wallets, and even when I learned the source of the "eel", I still love them. The leather is so very soft.

    • @inrii
      @inrii 2 года назад +1

      If it's anything like the eel that goes into unagi, then I get it

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 2 года назад

      @@inrii In the UK we eat jellied eels, but we don't eat hagfish. Though to be fair I'm not sure which is more disgusting!

  • @norringtonlover
    @norringtonlover 2 года назад +276

    I laughed way too hard at the Shawshank reference as well as all the puns and jokes you threw in, especially the one about the horned lizard only being 4 inches long! 🤣
    Also, I really appreciated the advice at the end, in particular the hug your mother part! Love and appreciate your mom while you’ve got her! 💕

    • @richiewesson4051
      @richiewesson4051 2 года назад +9

      especially considering that horned lizards are pretty chill. I could see one at a kegger like 'and then i told that stupid coyote BLLEEEAAHHHHH!"

    • @keithlibner9259
      @keithlibner9259 2 года назад +1

      I had one as a pet when I was young.

    • @debbys-abqnm4537
      @debbys-abqnm4537 2 года назад

      @@keithlibner9259 -- when I lived in south central New Mexico, kids would catch horny toads for pets. Kids probably still do as the reptiles are easy to feed (they eat bugs, so good to have in a garden).

  • @373sAAAAA
    @373sAAAAA Год назад +4

    “Time of the month” 😭😭 1:48

  • @StormCrow95
    @StormCrow95 Год назад +2

    Honestly, the gecko makes me think of Shin Godzilla's tail beams, while not being surprised that's a thing...

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 2 года назад +173

    I'm surprised you didn't mention ~
    "The Bombardier Beetle."
    That shoots toxic acid out it's back door hole and literally can kill and burn other critters and it stinks terribly.

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 2 года назад +1

      Yes, that would have been an excellent addition to this vid. I'm sure he'll do him eventually.

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 2 года назад +3

      He covered it in a previous video, unfortunately I don't remember which but if you want fun acid spraying beetle facts, they're somewhere on his channel. Good luck locating the video ^^'

    • @partituravid
      @partituravid 2 года назад +3

      But is it delicious?

  • @lillithcollins5192
    @lillithcollins5192 2 года назад +80

    I'm a Biologist and I did a brief stint with Leech's Storm Petrels (admittedly in Canada and not a species in the Southern Hemisphere) they actually smell really good. Kinda like musky wet earth. Also they have adorable babies that they basically feed until they they jiggly little balls of fat.

  • @JoeL-yq1iv
    @JoeL-yq1iv 6 месяцев назад

    this is the fourth amazing ad segue you've had. I don't even feel annoyed by the video interruption, it's so smooth.

  • @jmsgridiron5628
    @jmsgridiron5628 Год назад +2

    For context to anyone who doesn't know, Anderson Silva broke both his tibia and fibula (the two bones that make your shin) while trying to check his opponent's kick in the octagon. The clip of it shows him checking the kick, his foot wrapping around dude's leg and touching his knee only to return to it's original position. He then resets only for his leg to crumple. It was horrific. You're welcome for the mental image 😁👍

  • @mamaikea
    @mamaikea 2 года назад +22

    Family: “Why are you so scared of nature?”
    Me: *This.*

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 2 года назад +38

    Squirting blood from the eyes makes sense, considering the rest of the lizard. No other holes, and the hide is too tough, but eyes are mucosal and have surface blood vessels. It can't break its own skin elsewhere, but the eyes are quick and easy.

  • @Undercaffinated
    @Undercaffinated Год назад +2

    It'd be so much easier to pay attention to those long documentaries if they were also this hilarious

  • @jfarrow781
    @jfarrow781 2 года назад +1

    Every video I see from you is A1 gold! You got this man.

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 2 года назад +50

    I sit through all of your sponsorship adds at least once out of pure respect.

  • @thesoftlife1033
    @thesoftlife1033 2 года назад +14

    Your mom has to be so proud of you and the success your love if animals has brought you!!😘😘😘

  • @shaindaman13
    @shaindaman13 7 месяцев назад

    This Guy is an entertaining RUclipsr. He’s funny and his facts are on point.

  • @Johnny-dj4xe
    @Johnny-dj4xe Год назад

    I love every adjective you have ever used. That's why I watch every mf video you drop. Thanks for properly educating the audience in the most animal planet for dummies way.

  • @silashurd3597
    @silashurd3597 2 года назад +64

    Thanks for the warning CG👍
    I’m sure some people are gonna need it

  • @theyeknomym7559
    @theyeknomym7559 2 года назад +16

    LOL!!!
    I was on acid one time and couldn’t stop laughing about buttholes with teeth. The sea cucumber fact just brought me back 16 years!

  • @ravishoul1432
    @ravishoul1432 2 года назад +1

    This kid would make parents proud 👏

  • @michaelf.150
    @michaelf.150 Год назад +6

    Thank you for sharing that story of the little whale. I thought it was a seal being attacked by a shark. Here I’m trying to find the the dorsal fin and you know there’s no fin and I couldn’t make it out I was like oh my God all this blood so thank you for explaining it to us 👍👍👍👍

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 2 года назад +14

    Shoutout to scavengers for keeping this world strange and relatively clean.

  • @BigRedShadevil
    @BigRedShadevil 2 года назад +43

    Your videos are the only thing that makes me almost wish I had grandchildren. My sons are all childless adults and I support their decisions. However, if I was a mamaw I’d binge these with the kiddos

  • @myahitt1247
    @myahitt1247 Год назад +1

    I feel like the sea cucumber is the most disrespectful. Just inappropriate. Reprehensible. Stay in the ocean😂😂😂😂

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 11 месяцев назад +3

    The horned lizard has been my favorite lizard since I was like 5, reading animal books. I always liked the fact they shot blood out their eyes. I’ve always wondered how it isn’t painful, imagine gushing blood out your eye, that shit wouldn’t be fun but this lizard can do it at will and act like nothing happened after. I just don’t get it, weirdest animal defense strat in my opinion

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith 2 года назад +6

    Who else randomly came across this channel an now can't stop watching his video ⁉️😂😭😂😭😂
    This guy is awesome

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 2 года назад +36

    In regards to the horned toad shooting its own blood out of its eyes, I think (if I'm remembering correctly) that it's repurposing tear ducts for the action, similar to how that one stage performer drinks through their eyes. You can get an idea of how it might feel by clamping your mouth shut, pinching your nose, and trying to exhale really hard. That's because most of the tubes and cavities in your skull are connected to a degree.

    • @Cathowl
      @Cathowl 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I used to be able to blow bubbles out my tear ducts that way. I can't any more, but I can imagine that same process being reused for a projectile.

  • @soggy_bagel2195
    @soggy_bagel2195 2 года назад +1

    I swear this man needs a tv show

  • @dramacitynative
    @dramacitynative Год назад

    I love how he seamlessly goes from narrating to talking about Nord VPN!! This dude is impressive!💯

  • @lyrieth8833
    @lyrieth8833 2 года назад +47

    When I was little like 7 or 8, I lived in the middle of nowhere, closest town was 30 mins away. My grandma and I were driving home from the store when we crossed paths with a vulture, we must have scared it because it threw up the nastiest smell I have smell in all my 41 years! So terrible! That year I learned that grown vulture puke is the nastiest smell and that baby vultures are poof balls of feathers in the beginning that are pretty cute.

    • @debbys-abqnm4537
      @debbys-abqnm4537 2 года назад

      Small flocks of large Turkey Vultures can be seen flying over my city, but I haven't heard about any of their bad habits (we also have eagles, owls, hawks, osprey, and more). I figure the vultures are watching for crashed (and deceased) hot-air balloon pilots to clean up after.

  • @jacktheomnithere2127
    @jacktheomnithere2127 2 года назад +60

    2:12 yes, i actually did. almost instantly. i'm rather happy about it :)
    3:29 i hear Walking With Dinosaurs music in the background. specifically, from the episode Cruel Sea.
    9:28 if that defense mechanism was in its throat, and mixed in the flammable substance you mentioned... i'm pretty sure it's as close to a dragon we're going to get (whether the liquid is ignited or not).

    • @wilsonweiseng6485
      @wilsonweiseng6485 2 года назад +3

      yeah imagine if they used the theme from the titans episode to show a 4 cm lizard, oh the irony

    • @megablazepr3603
      @megablazepr3603 2 года назад

      Bro if it pees over its defense mechanism, we alr got ourselves a fire (pee is made of amonia)

    • @BloodAndCookiesx
      @BloodAndCookiesx 2 года назад +1

      I knew I heard music from the Cruel Sea episode.

  • @reddmic2008
    @reddmic2008 Год назад

    Bruh, you a real one for adding the the remixes music from Metroid Fusion at the end. That game is BEAST AF!

  • @udontneedtoknowmyname4833
    @udontneedtoknowmyname4833 2 года назад

    manz making me smarter and entertaining me at the same time

  • @funkydadpants
    @funkydadpants 2 года назад +12

    I used to watch Wild Krats as a kid and now I watch this, I never stopped wanting to learn about animals lol

  • @keithdavidson7667
    @keithdavidson7667 2 года назад +37

    Watching the reptiles and tomato frog defenses, it makes me wonder what sort of weird things dinosaurs could have been capable of? Probably hard to tell if a prehistoric lizard could shoot blood from its eyes by looking at their bones.

  • @eliana2522
    @eliana2522 2 года назад +8

    My dad actually used to play with horned lizards (I've always known them as horny toads). He said that when he pet their belly they would just relax. He never saw one squirt blood though.

  • @soapssie
    @soapssie 2 года назад

    You are the only person to speak so fast and I actually process the information

  • @orangeninja8022
    @orangeninja8022 2 года назад +18

    I love horned lizards!!!! I used to work as a zip guide, and there were horned lizards all over the park. I'm pretty sure that the ones on the zip course were used to people, though, cuz I used to pick them up all the time and never got blasted with eye-blood. They were just chill and adorable ☺

  • @robinpage2730
    @robinpage2730 2 года назад +20

    The golden-Tailed gecko's tail fluid+ammonia equals dragon's fire breath. Let us hope nature never figures that combination out

    • @CrypticNazo
      @CrypticNazo 2 года назад +2

      Imagine if dragons were real as dinosaurs that used this and we just haven't found an intact enough DNA sample to confirm it yet

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 года назад +1

      @@CrypticNazo the idea of a giant pterosaur that can also breathe fire gives me a crippling fear of god.

  • @bladehunter2747
    @bladehunter2747 Год назад

    the fact in the hagfish section the WWD ocean music is playing is so good together

  • @notsousual2938
    @notsousual2938 2 года назад

    Somehow RUclips knew I was feeling a little frazzled and blue after a stressful day at work and threw this channel in my recommendations. For that I am forever grateful.

  • @fyrfly1152
    @fyrfly1152 2 года назад +4

    "..... may disgust you. "
    That's okay. I'll still watch it while eating.

  • @katherineclawson3494
    @katherineclawson3494 2 года назад +47

    There is a lizard in Australia that’s like the horned lizard called the Thorny Devil/Dragon depending on where you are. They definitely live up to the name, they’re so spiky they look like living burs. They don’t shoot blood (I don’t think so, at least) but some people think they do due to mixing them up with the horned lizard

    • @e_is_for_existential_crisis
      @e_is_for_existential_crisis Год назад +2

      Yeah, they have special irrigation scales, and no, I don't think they do blood shooting :)

  • @MaterialObserver3956
    @MaterialObserver3956 2 года назад +2

    11:19 so Wolverine uses retractable claws like a Wolverine frog and has a personality of a Wolverine mammal

  • @zachhatten7740
    @zachhatten7740 Год назад

    Still remember screaming, "SPIDER BROKE HIS LEG!" during that fight. Thanks for making me relive that ♡ great channel, love your content.

  • @berryman5145
    @berryman5145 2 года назад +8

    Me seeing the notification for this video: OMG is friday already!
    Idk what surprised me more, the fact that I'm so lost in time and it's only june, or the fact that I automatically associate your videos with the day of the week.

  • @Salamanders01
    @Salamanders01 2 года назад +13

    It’s really fun to watch you cover this stuff because having taken zoology and taxonomy it’s refreshing to see someone else teaching a mass of people about the same stuff for free

  • @JestrJax
    @JestrJax Год назад

    I genuinely love how often you bring up the honey badger, cuz they don't give a fuq, but they'll gladly give that fade.

  • @leafpile4737
    @leafpile4737 5 месяцев назад +1

    I went to a summer camp at a raptor center like a decade ago. I got to be in the same cage as most of the raptors because we (employee+2 kids including me) were gathering their pellets. The vultures don't actually smell that bad and they were super sweet. However...
    If you are wondering what vulture vomit smells like (or at least "domestic" because I can't think of a better word)... It smells like a rotting deer carcass in the middle of a hot summer day. I've smelled quite a few dead animals because of living near a few bodies of water (and owning chickens which then means rodents banking on the free food and water), but vulture upchuck... The person handling him on a glove was nervous and he very much picked up on that. His puke looked like rusty cave water if you were for some reason wondering.
    That camp was fun minus the other kids who had personalities worse than that vulture's stomach spawn and ruined it. And yes, the raptors were very well taken care of.