I love that in the beginning, Graydon sees ketchup and says “that’s not a a sauce”, but by the end he sees toothpaste, and says “yeah I guess that is a sauce” 😭
After the first 45 minutes, I repeatedly forgot this was a video about sauces. They'd be 5 minutes deep into a conversation and then throw out a letter about something thats debateably a sauce. Great video guys. Also, Grant should start a youtube channel called MyGrant TV.
I love how almost every time Riley calls out Graydon for saying something batshit insane his reply is “what? I’m trying out something” as if vague racism or murder are just things he’s dipping his toes into. It cracks me up every time.
This is why we watch them. To remind us that people with these takes walk amongst us. Half the sauces on this list would kill the guy and he has the nerve. It’s beautiful.
@@executedbyfiringsquadI’m from the south and Louisiana just has a distinct dialect, he’s not tying to impersonate a race. Would kinda be like saying impersonating an exaggerated Tennessee accent would be racist. I understand if u not feeling it tho it just a silly one to me
@@InspectahReese yeah i think the op was correct that it's an impression of a dialect it just feels like the bit always devolves into stereotypes which again might just be of southern people it just rubs me the wrong way
@@executedbyfiringsquadhe’s impersonating a southern old man, which are usually just racist pos, but he’s spinning it and making him open to literally anything.
i love when content creators throw in a little philosophical conundrum in the middle of their stuff to keep the mind at bay. It's like yeah bro numb your brain a lil with this content but also we're all gonna die and you gotta be a good person
The part where they just did a deep talk was just a fever dream for me because I’m severely sleep deprived and after five minutes of them being even the slightest bit serious I thought I was hallucinating. Weird episode guys… absolutely love it
When Uncle Willis made an appearance at 44:12 I shrieked in delight and greatly anticipated the words of wisdom he would bestow upon Graydon and us as the audience by proxy
It is honestly really nice to hear someone talk about the struggle between holding the weight of collective suffering versus choosing to live and feel guilty. It’s something I’ve been struggling with a lot lately and it’s nice to hear your takes and ideas on it ❤
I actually cannot believe that like four years ago I clicked on a video of some dudes guessing Fantano scores and now I'm here watching the same guys 'rank' sauces but also have therapy
The other night I had a dream I saw an ad for Hivemind on TV that starred Pharrell, Tyler the Creator, Dev Lemons, and Dignan. If you guys would please stop doing targeted marketing in my sleep space, it would be greatly appreciated. Hopefully you put Chick-Fil-A sauce in S-tier.
This is probably my favorite video from you guys, I actually fw the real conversations being the main topic and randomly ranking some weird sauce no one heard of every 4 minutes 😂😂😂
can y’all do the whole “half tier list/half deep conversation podcast” all the time please. do like an 2 hour long emoji tier list or a tree tier list or some bullshit like that idk i just need More of this
I fucking love that random fucking real ass damn near midnight gospel, perspective changing, podcast worthy, shit that went on for like 4 sauces until it ended at “horsey sauce” while making me actually think just for Graydon to say sum dumb shit frame one after
"I'm not a doctor but I know something that will clear that right up" 100% feels like something we will see on a shirt in large text 2-3 copes drops from now next to a doctor and a tube of cream both drawn in Riley's art style
Riley's Uncle Willis drifting from vaguely folksy Appalachian, into southern gentleman, through Cajun, into a Jamaican accent that seems pretty borderline... That's a bit right there.
Somebody in the live chat was asking how long to AIRFRY a RAW EGG for to soft-boil it, and I’m praying for them that the eggs didn’t explode because they should’ve
unironically i have airfryed eggs to boil them before many times and been completely fine. i usually do it at 170 celsius for 7-8 minutes and its fine and comes out great but i guess itd be different from airfryer to airfyer
@@notillusion7133 I mean maybe you got lucky but any time you’re heating eggs in-shell outside of boiling there’s always a chance they explode, especially microwaves and airfryers
I hope Hivemind one day make a video where they replace Grant with someone who has a completely different laugh, yet they still refer to them as Grant. Just to fuck with us all
@@chasetaylor8092there's no pink in hivemind logo. Wall would have to be blue, based on the very well renowned and famous Heinz 'EZ SQUIRT Stellar Blue' ketchup!
Graydon was SO close with his food references but oh so far at the same time. What he called Umami is actually called Uni. Umami is what chefs call the 5th taste(Sweet, sour, salty, bitter and umami) and essentially just refers to savory rich flavor. Then when he said Flan in reference to the red wine sauce reduction what he meant to say is Fond. You use wine to deglaze a pan after searing usually meat and the stuck on bits that you're loosening by doing so is called the Fond and holds a lot of flavor so they make sure it stays incorporated in the dish or in this case the sauce
I didn't know my middle school's ranch girl had siblings! She would pull the individual pepperonis off her pizza and drag both sides across the surface of the pool of ranch that she would fill a compartment of her tray with every single day. Then she would roll each tater-tot in ranch before eating them. It was bonkers to watch, she was so methodical.
Captain Allergies strikes again
Can that fella do ANYTHING
@@antlerbraum2881 he can eat cat shit
Allergy Smith
Finally, the weird sandwich allergy kids can see themselves represented in media
wtf hi
over or under 50 sauces riley can’t have
50 bucks it‘s over
Straight up im taking the over
7
Over. Definitely over.
Smash the over
The way this turned into a podcast halfway through, with sauce adjacent interruptions...
1:31:55
@@NathanielPlainson exactly this. Like a sentence or 2 and then straight back to talking about sexting.
that's literally the charm of the show
Best part of any hivemind video is when they abandon the concept and just say shit
I love that in the beginning, Graydon sees ketchup and says “that’s not a a sauce”, but by the end he sees toothpaste, and says “yeah I guess that is a sauce” 😭
a two hour video on sauce changes a man's perspective
anytime you do any food related video, put mustache behind the camera and bring out grant
fucking mustache
True but it should be anytime they make a video
@@jacobzehavi3279agreed
Mustache 😂😂
Funniest thing I’ve read in a fat minute. Like this every once in a while so I can read it again holy smokes
here we go with mr anaphylaxis again 🙄 might as well put him behind the camera and let grant have the chair
I don't think anyone is ready for that
Why would they electrocute Grant?
@@LeighLunarislol
Nice pfp bro bro
People don’t know this but Riley is actually Greek, his real name is Rhilosthenes Ioannis Anaphylaxis
After the first 45 minutes, I repeatedly forgot this was a video about sauces. They'd be 5 minutes deep into a conversation and then throw out a letter about something thats debateably a sauce. Great video guys.
Also, Grant should start a youtube channel called MyGrant TV.
I love how almost every time Riley calls out Graydon for saying something batshit insane his reply is “what? I’m trying out something” as if vague racism or murder are just things he’s dipping his toes into. It cracks me up every time.
what the fuck is a grayson
He’s dipping his toes into the murky waters of comedy
Who tf is Grayson?
@@sethlee9897 autocorrect version of Graydon ☹️
@@HotStrange sounds like a diabolical human being
Riley *Talking about Tabasco, a notoriously watery and vinegar based hot sauce*
“Yeah that stuff’s just way too oily for me”
This is why we watch them. To remind us that people with these takes walk amongst us. Half the sauces on this list would kill the guy and he has the nerve. It’s beautiful.
Somebody put this on letterboxd
Absolutely heinous list guys, great work. I mean really just unfathomable reasoning, I couldn't be happier
"I thought it was pronounced Eden" was so good LMAO
~ 18:00
18:09
Uncle Willis unironically one of the best bits of hivemind
i fully don't get why it's funny it feels borderline racist. genuinely pls explain if im missing something
@@executedbyfiringsquadI’m from the south and Louisiana just has a distinct dialect, he’s not tying to impersonate a race. Would kinda be like saying impersonating an exaggerated Tennessee accent would be racist. I understand if u not feeling it tho it just a silly one to me
@@executedbyfiringsquad racist is a very strong word for a Midwest white dude doing a southern accent lol being southern isn’t a race 😂
@@InspectahReese yeah i think the op was correct that it's an impression of a dialect it just feels like the bit always devolves into stereotypes which again might just be of southern people it just rubs me the wrong way
@@executedbyfiringsquadhe’s impersonating a southern old man, which are usually just racist pos, but he’s spinning it and making him open to literally anything.
When I said Hivemind was “goated with the sauce,” I didn’t mean it literally.
well I did
@@LukeTheSchoolBoyokay
Riley’s allergies tier-list is never happening huh
That's just every food video.
4:20 in and i have already lost all respect for these two. little one needs to go to an allergy institution and the long one needs to stay in europe
That’s the exact same time I turned the video off
blaze up
womp womp ranch is disgusting
Ranch is a psyop
1:19:00 - an in-depth conversation about the adoption of Japanese culture, while a graphic saying CLAM SAUCE displayed below, is peak humour.
with a photo of hollandaise sauce
Waiting for the episode where Riley sucks it up and tries the foods for us
And dies lol???
guess the food riley ate from the severity of the allergic reaction
@@vanrick772u libs are so dramatic🦶🏼
@@vanrick772it’ll put hair on his chest.
@@vanrick772 yes
this is one of my new favorite episodes and i wish they’d do more deep conversations
for such silly guys I really enjoy hearing them talk for real about shit, that section felt like an episode of midnight gospel
i love when content creators throw in a little philosophical conundrum in the middle of their stuff to keep the mind at bay. It's like yeah bro numb your brain a lil with this content but also we're all gonna die and you gotta be a good person
@@sammorris8185 omg I forgot about midnight gospel its so cool
The part where they just did a deep talk was just a fever dream for me because I’m severely sleep deprived and after five minutes of them being even the slightest bit serious I thought I was hallucinating. Weird episode guys… absolutely love it
Darn I wish they did this bracket style
Fr
This is unironically one of the more thought provoking videos I’ve ever watched
The dual convos is really special and they need to do it more
hope riley is only in the thumbnail for this one
ah shit
Graydon actually turned into multiple packets of sauce for the thumbnail.
As it is written.
unfortunate.
When Uncle Willis made an appearance at 44:12 I shrieked in delight and greatly anticipated the words of wisdom he would bestow upon Graydon and us as the audience by proxy
Riley looks like the physical embodiment of the song 99 luftballoons
He’s probably allergic to balloons.
@@Alllsort latex at the very least
the double conversation combo was powerful. Your sauce ranking is powerfully upsetting and I KNEW y'all were gonna get lost in the sauce!!!
went on too long though
waiting for the episode where riley shows proof he is actually allergic and not just scared of the food
It is honestly really nice to hear someone talk about the struggle between holding the weight of collective suffering versus choosing to live and feel guilty. It’s something I’ve been struggling with a lot lately and it’s nice to hear your takes and ideas on it ❤
this is by far the most dense hivemind video which is weird because it’s about sauce
you can get lost in the sauce
I’m very disappointed that I was nowhere to be seen on the 100 sauce tier list
rigged
"are you gonna ratio the migrants?" never change, hivemind tv
man, I bet most people won't even make it to when Graydon says: "there are 100 ways to look at a cat, 200 if you have a kaleidoscope"
Cant believe "DIGNAN'S BABY SAUCE" got s tier. And oddly it was the only one that they taste tested?
It’s “made with real babies” or at least that’s what Dignans constantly pitching it with
I actually cannot believe that like four years ago I clicked on a video of some dudes guessing Fantano scores and now I'm here watching the same guys 'rank' sauces but also have therapy
Word
salsa literally translates to sauce
Ranch getting F is crazy, i cannot believe that
i’m like actually losing my mind right now
that’s what i’m saying!!
Ranch girl spotted ☝️
@@CarterSH1998 ALWAYS HAVW BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE
Someone check this guys bottle for a label
@@Cal1910001 I AM A WOMAN!!! my bottle is spick and span
It really is like freestyle conversation where the words are all sauces. Love that they workshopped the bit mid video
The other night I had a dream I saw an ad for Hivemind on TV that starred Pharrell, Tyler the Creator, Dev Lemons, and Dignan. If you guys would please stop doing targeted marketing in my sleep space, it would be greatly appreciated. Hopefully you put Chick-Fil-A sauce in S-tier.
Polynesian better 🗣🗣🗣
I have bad news
This is probably my favorite video from you guys, I actually fw the real conversations being the main topic and randomly ranking some weird sauce no one heard of every 4 minutes 😂😂😂
can y’all do the whole “half tier list/half deep conversation podcast” all the time please. do like an 2 hour long emoji tier list or a tree tier list or some bullshit like that idk i just need More of this
2:29 Giving ketchup an F is a crazy start 😵
You guys really Rilked it up on this one. The whole escapism dialogue was soooooo Rilke-esque. Letters to a Young RUclipsr would be a Penguin Classic.
1:43:58 "there's 100 ways to look at a cat, 200 if you have a kaleidoscope"
Underrated moment of the video at 1:00:50 when the tall one doesnt know what a dozen is
You didn't get it
I fucking love that random fucking real ass damn near midnight gospel, perspective changing, podcast worthy, shit that went on for like 4 sauces until it ended at “horsey sauce” while making me actually think just for Graydon to say sum dumb shit frame one after
Rhett and Link would call this, Tuesday
"I'm not a doctor but I know something that will clear that right up" 100% feels like something we will see on a shirt in large text 2-3 copes drops from now next to a doctor and a tube of cream both drawn in Riley's art style
this is your guys’ best video unironically. you are a wise man graydon, people should recognize that more often.
louisiana hot sauce snub im devastated
This might be the best Uncle Willis appearance. I hope we learn more about Heretic lol
I like how the ranch bottle is framed in a way that looks like the plant is growing out of it.
can you do guess the sauce from the severity of mustache guys allergic reaction next
Riley's Uncle Willis drifting from vaguely folksy Appalachian, into southern gentleman, through Cajun, into a Jamaican accent that seems pretty borderline... That's a bit right there.
“Salsa isn’t a sauce”
salsa literally means sauce in spanish
Somebody in the live chat was asking how long to AIRFRY a RAW EGG for to soft-boil it, and I’m praying for them that the eggs didn’t explode because they should’ve
LMFAO
unironically i have airfryed eggs to boil them before many times and been completely fine. i usually do it at 170 celsius for 7-8 minutes and its fine and comes out great but i guess itd be different from airfryer to airfyer
@@notillusion7133 I mean maybe you got lucky but any time you’re heating eggs in-shell outside of boiling there’s always a chance they explode, especially microwaves and airfryers
3:06 Will Levis got a Hellman’s sponsorship because he puts mayo in his coffee like a psychopath
What
100 sauce video is the most interesting conversation I’ve heard on youtube
“Salsa is not a sauce” has the same energy as “rap isn’t music”
I hope Hivemind one day make a video where they replace Grant with someone who has a completely different laugh, yet they still refer to them as Grant. Just to fuck with us all
We need an Uncle Willis and Dignan full episode
not this being longer than oppenheimer
Funny how all the comments are actually about sauces when the video is mostly philosophical discussions.
This is the most I’ve ever seen a hivemind comment section stay on topic.
interesting that Riley sees himself as an outsider to Japanese culture despite being 90% Japanese himself according to that DNA kit he got
Somehow this is the most I’ve ever agreed with opinions in a video on this channel. Can u guys make a sauce channel?
sauce channel would be sick
Pink wall? You know, for the viral pink sauce
We'll put you in the same hole we put these two sauce hating schmucks
@@chasetaylor8092there's no pink in hivemind logo. Wall would have to be blue, based on the very well renowned and famous Heinz 'EZ SQUIRT Stellar Blue' ketchup!
this is the most sauces I've ever seen in one place, didn't think it was even possible
F for ketchup and ranch, what an insane start
if u want to go shark fishing, you’re gonna need more than some scar tissue on a sandy hook
It only takes about an hour for Hivemind to get existential
I love the fwip fwopping conversations and even just showing yourselves planning on doing it for the improv 😭
This is literally just a 2 hour podcast with the occasional sauce rankings
Alternative title: Riley "Allergies" Savage being factually wrong for 2 and a half hours
Not me repeating the into to see if I missed Riley’s word play and realizing there was none
a two and a half hour video talking about sauce, what shenanigans are these fellows getting into today
Had pull out the portable charger for this video. Loving it gentleman
As someone who is allergic to the very Earth that I come from, I appreciate having a fellow sub-human perspective.
i love hivemind for the escapism but i think y'all sensed my motion and existential dread. cleared my anxiety right up
If they say chikfila sauce is ketchup and mayo one more time im coming to the studio to wreak havoc. That is fry sauce.
am loving the tone of this one, they just don't stop
“Salsa isn’t a sauce” is so wild. That’s the literal translation
RUclips auto plays this video after like 1/3 of the videos I watch 😂 great vid, I’ve let it play a couple time lol
Please lord let them make a Sauce Gardner joke
reileigh claims to be disgusted by the concept of eating a human, and yet he puts two men in the S tier. suspicious. what is it trying to hide ...
no matter how many of these y’all do, i am always shocked by how horrible the takes are.
another banger of a video.
Two born and raised midwesterners hating ranch is baffling.
Graydon was SO close with his food references but oh so far at the same time. What he called Umami is actually called Uni. Umami is what chefs call the 5th taste(Sweet, sour, salty, bitter and umami) and essentially just refers to savory rich flavor. Then when he said Flan in reference to the red wine sauce reduction what he meant to say is Fond. You use wine to deglaze a pan after searing usually meat and the stuck on bits that you're loosening by doing so is called the Fond and holds a lot of flavor so they make sure it stays incorporated in the dish or in this case the sauce
100 sauces but you taste test every one
I didn't know my middle school's ranch girl had siblings! She would pull the individual pepperonis off her pizza and drag both sides across the surface of the pool of ranch that she would fill a compartment of her tray with every single day. Then she would roll each tater-tot in ranch before eating them. It was bonkers to watch, she was so methodical.
Salsa is a direct translation of the word Sauce in Spanish lol
They should have msde riley taste test all of the sauces on camera for this video. I wanna see that boy swelling up TODAY.
Inflation kink
i love how this is just a podcast while sometimes there is a sauce ranked
You can tell a lot about a person from their ketchup and mayo ratings
I love how the graph of where people skipped to peaks right after the part where they talk about existential dread and morality
Riley's allergies bracket next
I really enjoyed the “Little Sneezers” joke! Liked and subscribed
can we just like. have grant fill in for him on the food ones. for real
Graydon gets pretentious reallllll quick when their is food involved and I love it
This is the closest thing we’ve gotten to a podcast so far and it’s glorious (Glory!)
yo why was this unironically the best conversation y'all have ever had
“They should do likes though too” “so you can ratio the migrants?” Holy shit that had me rolling
I feel like the small one keeps lying to me