Chris Rock - Why men date younger women

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @GitzenShiggles
    @GitzenShiggles 6 месяцев назад +1066

    It's cheaper and more peaceful to remain single.

    • @orangewarm1
      @orangewarm1 6 месяцев назад +40

      And more lonely.

    • @keithkarvelis82
      @keithkarvelis82 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yes it is.

    • @tensaantares
      @tensaantares 6 месяцев назад

      It's also cheaper to NOT have sex and yet people continue to partake..UNCLEAR why.😑

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 6 месяцев назад +5

      Cheers 🍻

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 6 месяцев назад +93

      ​@@orangewarm1 Better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you feel lonely

  • @kena.8003
    @kena.8003 6 месяцев назад +341

    "If I go to the mechanic by myself, they're going to take advantage of me."
    Then, proceeds to take advantage of HIM lol.

  • @LilBigTv2k
    @LilBigTv2k 5 месяцев назад +682

    The funny thing younger women are more expensive for younger men and the older women are cheaper for the younger men

    • @vinsanity40k
      @vinsanity40k 5 месяцев назад +7

      i dunno. chris never met a young woman with gps? 😄

    • @henrydaniels7287
      @henrydaniels7287 5 месяцев назад +3

      U crazy as hell

    • @kingsupreme25
      @kingsupreme25 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nice

    • @TheJasonJackson84
      @TheJasonJackson84 5 месяцев назад

      Women are expensive for men they think have money, that's why you should never lead with your wallet

    • @stephordless8876
      @stephordless8876 5 месяцев назад +4

      Facts doe never thought about this

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior 5 месяцев назад +1022

    What I learned: Chris hasn’t dated a 25 year old in a long time.

    • @LostChildOfTime
      @LostChildOfTime 5 месяцев назад +105

      This skit is fairly old.

    • @Twiggsthetitan
      @Twiggsthetitan 5 месяцев назад +18

      Exactly

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 5 месяцев назад +28

      He only dates 18 year olds 😂

    • @davidbadette1308
      @davidbadette1308 5 месяцев назад +81

      True... Cause they no longer asking for shoes but cars, house, business

    • @NeoZeta
      @NeoZeta 5 месяцев назад +59

      This is old. In today's world, if you want a woman with as little baggage as possible, it has to be 18. And it already comes with its own load of crap.

  • @hesh2
    @hesh2 5 месяцев назад +182

    A wise man once said- If u want ur Pockets to jingle stay single.

    • @johnmanning4097
      @johnmanning4097 4 месяца назад +6

      SO TRUE…. going through a divorce right now the stupidest thing I ever did in my life get married.😂

    • @hatshepsutiv
      @hatshepsutiv 21 день назад +1

      Ask that wise man where he went when he got old and sick.

    • @tiphotisted
      @tiphotisted 7 дней назад +2

      @@hatshepsutiv He could probably afford good healthcare at that point in his life from saving so much money.

  • @niners2162
    @niners2162 6 месяцев назад +627

    Not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The younger women want all the expensive stuff now

    • @marianserban3063
      @marianserban3063 6 месяцев назад +28

      It is what it is,p…y is very expensive in 2024.

    • @VernonRhem
      @VernonRhem 6 месяцев назад +7

      That's right, that and russsian women.

    • @RurouniiJay
      @RurouniiJay 6 месяцев назад

      I was gonna say shit changed these girls are out they fuckin minds lol

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes 6 месяцев назад +16

      Inflation

    • @niners2162
      @niners2162 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Iloveswedes bull shit

  • @tousainthart-yc1tr
    @tousainthart-yc1tr 6 месяцев назад +236

    I Love how Real Comedians tell the COLD Truth thru jokes

    • @jayg6434
      @jayg6434 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yes fact of life Bro... my parents hid the secret all about marriage...I wouldn’t have married if the secret was out... we are naive when young ....

    • @marcus813
      @marcus813 5 месяцев назад +7

      Rock didn't tell one single lie!

    • @jamesnelson8469
      @jamesnelson8469 5 месяцев назад

      This isn’t why men date younger women

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle 2 месяца назад

      The entire thing was a lie. Older women have more money, meaning they can pay for themselves. Men date younger women for control.

    • @corabernal6432
      @corabernal6432 29 дней назад

      Hilarious 😂

  • @OneTimWhatley
    @OneTimWhatley 6 месяцев назад +249

    Older woman wanted me to buy her a piece of land.

    • @mk0759
      @mk0759 6 месяцев назад +38

      Why not buy the land and hand her a contract to rent it from you?

    • @wilhelmw5992
      @wilhelmw5992 6 месяцев назад

      Power move! 😂😂😂​@@mk0759

    • @blopartDGRI
      @blopartDGRI 6 месяцев назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣 _BRILLIANT!!_

    • @adulis73
      @adulis73 6 месяцев назад +13

      Did she ask you to tend the cattle too?😂

    • @howardboyd7764
      @howardboyd7764 5 месяцев назад +10

      And in exchange for what........ in exchange for what exactly....LMFAO

  • @SamuelAtkinson-k7o
    @SamuelAtkinson-k7o 6 месяцев назад +370

    Dating? Try being married to an older lady. They want you to do all that stuff for absolutely NOTHING in return. At least that's how mine is.

    • @willgee.1483
      @willgee.1483 6 месяцев назад +61

      Sounds like you need a divorce lawyer

    • @ITech2005
      @ITech2005 6 месяцев назад +88

      ​@@willgee.1483Bro signed a slave contract 😂

    • @-onyx2626
      @-onyx2626 6 месяцев назад +1

      😅😅😅

    • @Hypertrophy1971
      @Hypertrophy1971 6 месяцев назад +38

      That’s when you take her on a cruise during storm season in the Caribbean

    • @jayg6434
      @jayg6434 6 месяцев назад +8

      For me no supper if I don’t help with food preparation 😮

  • @carls9310
    @carls9310 5 месяцев назад +49

    "Fix my roof?"
    Shiiiiiiddd...
    She wants you to fix her LIFE!
    And mad AF if you ain't feeling that...

  • @Basta11
    @Basta11 5 месяцев назад +62

    He forgot about the kids college tuition or bail, gramama’s medication, some tax situation.

  • @Gia_P.
    @Gia_P. 5 месяцев назад +71

    Older woman: "gimme access to half of your earnings." And adopt my kids.

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 4 месяца назад +5

      no way in hell i'd rather stay home and play with myself than raising kids who are not my own 😆

  • @Inalienablerights15
    @Inalienablerights15 6 месяцев назад +90

    This man is brilliant and FUNNY!😅😅😅

  • @MarcusJunior-i1n
    @MarcusJunior-i1n 6 месяцев назад +193

    Younger women want the expensive things now

    • @Byorin
      @Byorin 6 месяцев назад +32

      They sure do, but the exchange rate is still better because she could still be young and hot and have less trauma than an older woman.

    • @marvymarv959
      @marvymarv959 6 месяцев назад +1

      Such as?

    • @HoneyBadger90
      @HoneyBadger90 5 месяцев назад +28

      Missed the whole point. Expensive or not, it’s usually materialistic, and things that may actually work out in your favor like clothes, hair, nails, etc. the older woman comes with real life problems which tends to cost an arm and a leg that only benefits herself. Not to mention baggage.

    • @j.baldwin3012
      @j.baldwin3012 5 месяцев назад +14

      You obviously don't know how much a roof or a driveway cost.

    • @onthedubba
      @onthedubba 5 месяцев назад

      Women all wanna be spoiled, older and younger.

  • @auntiesemite9295
    @auntiesemite9295 5 месяцев назад +15

    SO true. My gfs that were less than half my age were so happy with presents and meals. My exes that were my age wanted houses, cars, vacations...

  • @RoDiggityDangit79
    @RoDiggityDangit79 5 месяцев назад +71

    An older woman just asked me to help her get her car fixed

    • @jamesthen1nja
      @jamesthen1nja 5 месяцев назад +10

      Her gas tesla needed a new catalytic converter?

    • @georgeelder8415
      @georgeelder8415 Месяц назад +1

      Leave your card at home...

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 5 месяцев назад +48

    2:35 “The worst version of a good car” is funny as hell!

    • @1976ondy
      @1976ondy Месяц назад +1

      A “Tesla that takes gas” 🤣

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 Месяц назад +1

      @@1976ondy actually, if they had a Tesla that took gas, I think a lot of ppl would like that car

  • @courtneymiszczak6413
    @courtneymiszczak6413 6 месяцев назад +254

    My older boyfriend said I’m the cheapest women he’s ever dated and I’m also the youngest 😂

    • @iambiggus
      @iambiggus 6 месяцев назад +73

      I'm a 45 yo divorcee dating a 25 year old, and it's glorious. I got her a new phone and it was like I bought her a pink Ferrari.

    • @misterhappy8682
      @misterhappy8682 6 месяцев назад +6

      304

    • @misterhappy8682
      @misterhappy8682 6 месяцев назад +8

      He was paying 300 hr

    • @Lil_Valor
      @Lil_Valor 6 месяцев назад +19

      I know for a fact he means that as one of the biggest compliments ever😂 Men absolutely don’t mind, heck even want to spend their money on a woman that shows they truly love them and don’t expect it

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes 6 месяцев назад +2

      Lowest cost or lowest quality?

  • @resourcenetworksystems9547
    @resourcenetworksystems9547 6 месяцев назад +66

    Many younger women have less shyt to be upset about - Older women are usually caring grudges from all the fucc'n up they did when they wz young. They upset with you over shyt thats got nothing to do with you.

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 5 месяцев назад +16

      Thats both genders. It says that many people need therapy. A lot of issues both have has to do with other stuff, society, parents, past mistakes and in relationships people tend to take thos eout on each other.

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides 5 месяцев назад +4

      Big facts

    • @RepentImmediately
      @RepentImmediately 5 месяцев назад +4

      In my experience, divorced men and men who were seriously wronged at some point are essentially forever emotionally stunted.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад +2

      I don't even think this is the problem.
      When I look at a woman my age I just think "what do you have to offer me?"
      I have a lot to offer that I didn't 15 years ago, emotionally, in skills, money...
      A woman my age can even have all of these things too, but none of it is going my way. So, why am I gonna invest in her in any way?
      I certainly can deal with emotional baggage if it is worth it, I do it with my family all the time. My friends too.
      When it comes to women, tho. They are not worth the investiment. I would rather pay for my sugar baby's shoes.

    • @skepchica
      @skepchica 3 дня назад

      ​@@ghfudrs93uuuOf course you would because you can't deal with someone you look at as an equal. That's why your "sugar baby" is letting Tyrone bang her guts out in the shoes you bought her. 😂😂😂 Men like to stand back and point the finger at women that say they cant find a good man and judge and say it's their fault because they're going after the wrong men-- yet Tyrone got them shoes you bought your "sugar baby's" up in the air. You're getting hoes that are trading sex for shoes. No, they have nothing to send your way because you both think women's shoes are an "investment. Unless, of course, you happen to like women's shoes?

  • @styleyK
    @styleyK 6 месяцев назад +61

    The price of shoes has gone up!

    • @j.baldwin3012
      @j.baldwin3012 5 месяцев назад +8

      They're still cheaper than home and car repairs.

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 6 месяцев назад +36

    One of the best economics lessons ever

  • @marianserban3063
    @marianserban3063 6 месяцев назад +159

    55 yo old old old cougar told me she wants 1600€ to fix her house,and we didn’t even got to our second date… 😼

    • @snookmeister55
      @snookmeister55 6 месяцев назад +16

      Wow. She had that backwards - failed the IQ test

    • @mk0759
      @mk0759 6 месяцев назад +22

      She'd better pick up some overtime shifts at her job.

    • @jayg6434
      @jayg6434 6 месяцев назад +11

      I bet she’s making money ... but just won’t spend a dime on you... but you have to

    • @daviddavidson4496
      @daviddavidson4496 5 месяцев назад

      Freedom units or gtfo

    • @James-ws9ze
      @James-ws9ze 5 месяцев назад +4

      If she told me that, they would be no 2nd date and I wouldn't give her anything.

  • @ibnsabeel9466
    @ibnsabeel9466 6 месяцев назад +14

    If you close your eyes and just listen you will hear Richard Pryor in surround sound. Chris definitely studied one of the best that ever did stand up.

  • @truthseeker4555
    @truthseeker4555 5 месяцев назад +21

    Yes dating older women cost more than dating younger women. Dated a woman in her 40's and she needed her property taxes paid 15k was what she needed

    • @junkanoobaby1
      @junkanoobaby1 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂 no sir she would of handle that herself

    • @kulascott581
      @kulascott581 День назад

      Say you said no, or im revoking your man card.

  • @levitaggart5943
    @levitaggart5943 5 месяцев назад +9

    Chris Rock is killing it ! Man is on point ! He's not 100% correct, but more likely than not. The Rock is solid.

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 6 месяцев назад +96

    They have better bodies. Less arguments. Positive personalities 😅

    • @A-Thomas
      @A-Thomas 5 месяцев назад +7

      All facts

    • @Wuncler
      @Wuncler 5 месяцев назад +14

      Less arguments and Positive personalities has nothing to do with their age.

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@Wuncler Yup...those political gen zers arent very positive or having less arguments...many youngins are activists these days cause its the cool thing to do and will look good to the schools and mega corps. As for bodies, many people out of shape regardless of age.

    • @alicejyi4705
      @alicejyi4705 Месяц назад

      @@Wuncler there is lots of correlations even its not causation

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick 5 месяцев назад +20

    I had a girl pull up $1200 shoes. I damn near fainted. I was like bitch, I don’t even buy myself Jordan’s, and I actually want those.

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 6 месяцев назад +105

    A woman who demands shoes is already a red flag.

    • @eiwo323s
      @eiwo323s 5 месяцев назад +5

      He forgot the bills, bills, bills (Destiny child) they were young back then

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 5 месяцев назад +12

      It’s a Green flag if you understand real life.

    • @levertis1987
      @levertis1987 5 месяцев назад

      He is right. Young woman are cheap. They want there nails done which is like 40 to 80 dollars, 40 if she want just a manicure don’t ask me how I know lol. Women are so materialistic

    • @ligafftheindifferent3495
      @ligafftheindifferent3495 5 месяцев назад +11

      "Buy me..."
      Huge red flag if it is more than a coffee.
      My current wife tried that on me ONCE. I made it real clear that the idea of being her wallet did not appeal to me. She got the hint and never made that kind of move again, which is why she is a keeper. If I set boundaries, she respects them.

    • @Alkiel
      @Alkiel 5 месяцев назад

      @@ligafftheindifferent3495sounds like your age difference with her is less than 3 years. Oooooorrrrr u rich rich, that she can see it, so don’t ask for anything because you’ll get it for her eventually if she need it

  • @kassymakhmetbek5848
    @kassymakhmetbek5848 5 месяцев назад +23

    I feel like it is way different nowadays. The expenses go up from 20 to 28, then go down. Older women seem to not care about money as much and prioritize personality a lot. General tendency in my opinion, of course. People are different

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 5 месяцев назад +7

      People are stuck in old stereotypes and are clueless as to human behavior patterns these days....

    • @vegito123456
      @vegito123456 5 месяцев назад

      Right they don't care about money but most of them won't marry a man who makes less than them 😂 stop the bullshit

    • @marcus1282
      @marcus1282 5 месяцев назад +2

      I think this is accurate...they are not interested in what you can do for them financially but rather how you make them feel. Only problem is the skeletons

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад +2

      nah, I think he's pretty on point. Most 30+ women straight up try to shove "wife expenses" on you. You can have a reasonable level of statistical certainty that an older woman living by herself has a lot of debt to her name.
      Young women want vacations and gifts. These are expensive in themselves, but much cheaper than living expenses.
      These are not "old stereotypes". Chris divorced in 2016. He's talking about his current experience.

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ghfudrs93uuu Chris rock isnt in his 30s....He was 30 at a different time...that said, it also depends on the older woman, you have older women with no debts...all these things though, it's important for people to know themselves and understand what traits they are looking for and focus on that not necessarily only age...sure age MIGHT be an indicator of some stuff but thats where some men get into trouble thinking that young women dont want much or will be less problematic...always remember at the end of the day, it's about the INDIVIDUAL.

  • @rzn2258
    @rzn2258 5 месяцев назад +6

    Chris Rock is one of the greatest comedians , as far as I'm concerned.
    He's remained consistently funny through out his entire career.

  • @myownchannel247
    @myownchannel247 5 месяцев назад +29

    They’re always asking where’s all the good men 🤨 hint ladies; look in the friend zone

    • @Tf_u_talking_about_fool
      @Tf_u_talking_about_fool 5 месяцев назад

      Doubt that because all good men aren't ugly 😂😂😂

    • @RepentImmediately
      @RepentImmediately 5 месяцев назад +6

      I've had some great friendships with men and in observing them in their own dating lives, I realized how undateable they all were. Not that I had interest in dating them, it was just a surprise to realize that even the guys who I respect and care deeply about had way too many emotional issues to be considered a good partner.

    • @bune1035
      @bune1035 4 месяца назад

      Hint to guys: don't befriend a woman just to hope she's gonna fall in love with you.
      She will not. As a girl every guy that presents themselves as friends, are just friends.
      If they have a crush, they will gonna make the first move. Because I have no idea of they are just friends or not.

  • @KoRnBaL19
    @KoRnBaL19 6 месяцев назад +48

    Older women generally take care of YOU. But, once menopause sets on in......FUNK & RUN.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 6 месяцев назад +4

      Older women don’t do that.

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@americandissident9062 Some do and wear the pants. And also remind you how you'd be nothing without her

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@tegathemenace Except for the fact that that isn’t true at all.

    • @chaosgyro
      @chaosgyro 5 месяцев назад

      ​@americandissident9062 You're not fooling anyone. It's time for your nap grandma.

    • @wraithstrongopark
      @wraithstrongopark 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@americandissident9062 how do you know? You've seen every relationship? GTFOH

  • @hammer-r
    @hammer-r 6 месяцев назад +23

    Ain’t that the friggin truth. Been there done that.

  • @dr.winstonsmith
    @dr.winstonsmith 6 месяцев назад +76

    Men date younger women because they’re more attractive. For women, youth equals beauty and everything is tight and fit.

    • @VernonRhem
      @VernonRhem 6 месяцев назад +15

      Men date younger women because they are prettier

    • @susanplatt5331
      @susanplatt5331 6 месяцев назад +36

      Bs. There's plenty of attractive older women. They just aren't naive to men's bs anymore.

    • @Byorin
      @Byorin 6 месяцев назад +37

      @@susanplatt5331nah, maybe some women in their 30’s can compete with the younger ones, but its still rare. Plus Chris Rock is talking about 40 and 50 year olds, which for sure are NOT more attractive. If the dude wants children, he obviously doesn’t want to deal with geriatric pregnancy or menopause. Don’t blame men, blame biology.

    • @RurouniiJay
      @RurouniiJay 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@Byorinmeagan good is 42 and i would take her over many younger women

    • @Byorin
      @Byorin 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@RurouniiJay sure, Megan Good is still beautiful, but she’s 42 now and no way shes better looking than the 22 version of herself. At best, we could say she’s an exception to the rule anyway.

  • @informer3evans797
    @informer3evans797 6 месяцев назад +14

    And another problem with that expensive lemon of a car is it is more expensive to repair.

  • @konsyansnou8623
    @konsyansnou8623 5 месяцев назад +15

    Although a pair of shoes is cheaper and sexier for a 25 y/o than roof fixing and car mechanics from a 45-50 y/o according to him. Nowadays, the whole dating experience with a young woman is expensive cause if she dates you, she knows you have the means ... and lots of them come with daddy issues as well

    • @RepentImmediately
      @RepentImmediately 5 месяцев назад

      Men have so many Daddy issues.... it's pretty wild.

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 4 месяца назад +1

      they want to date a father figure

    • @konsyansnou8623
      @konsyansnou8623 4 месяца назад

      @ronburgundy3172 Exactly! Most of these women were raised by single [bitter] mothers

  • @anthonybarnes
    @anthonybarnes 3 месяца назад +2

    Chris Rock has always been my favorite comedian

  • @anonymouspost9144
    @anonymouspost9144 2 месяца назад +3

    I don't know if I AGREE with Chris. I'm older done it all and seen it all so it doesn't take much to make me happy and relationship means more to me than things.

    • @Oscarlevy1992
      @Oscarlevy1992 25 дней назад

      You’re the simp he was discussing.

  • @Eatbutternow
    @Eatbutternow 5 месяцев назад +8

    I think it’s reversed now, at least it is in my experience. The young women I’ve dated want me to take them on vacation to Paris or Rome. They expect expensive gifts constantly. The older woman I’m dating now is happy with me cooking chicken alfredo for dinner and bringing over a $10 bottle of wine.

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 4 месяца назад +2

      correct free market, price stabilization for value

    • @artkid9279
      @artkid9279 4 месяца назад +1

      I think because older women started to realize they have to step up . They know they can't play the "I got sex but thats all" game anymore vs the 21 year old as messed up as it sounds

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, but sooner rather than later she's gonna hit you with her living expenses. And that's a whole lot more money than a vacation in the long term.
      I'd rather take a weekend vacation once in a while than investing in a 35yo as if I was going to take anything in return.

  • @caipirinha_king1632
    @caipirinha_king1632 6 месяцев назад +78

    “There’s no such thing, as good 36 year old pvzzy”….. 😅
    ~Dave Chapelle

    • @Bdavis2475
      @Bdavis2475 6 месяцев назад +12

      That was Patrice oneill 🎉

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Bdavis2475 O'Neal

    • @anthropomorphicOrange
      @anthropomorphicOrange 6 месяцев назад +9

      I don’t think Dave Chappelle said that. Maybe your friend Dave Chapelle said that.

    • @caipirinha_king1632
      @caipirinha_king1632 6 месяцев назад

      I’m too old to care about being right, and there’s nothing wrong with being wrong. And please spare me the who said what first…
      ruclips.net/video/9jwCrLzgWzo/видео.htmlsi=dC63Lj4XzLQ8lbyZ

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@anthropomorphicOrange No, Dave said it, too. Actually Patrice said 30... and Dave went a little higher.

  • @roadcalm3303
    @roadcalm3303 6 месяцев назад +20

    Her, “I only got 35 dollars.”
    Me, “ Good luck and Goodbye.” As I drive away.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 6 месяцев назад +5

      Me "Cool, that's just about enough for a cab". Peace Brother!

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 5 месяцев назад +5

    Im 30. I date a little younger. Usually 24-26ish. Theyre usually nicer, less argumentative, not as loud or annoying, theyre still sweet not talking about ALL MEN when something doesnt go her way usually cause shes still young enough she hasnt let the entire town inside. Less likely to have kids from previous guys.

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus 5 месяцев назад +2

      exactly. because the ones that haven't married by 30, there's a reason they haven't married.

  • @i7Qp4rQ
    @i7Qp4rQ 5 месяцев назад +9

    If transactions are involved, then its yet again "the worlds oldest profession".

    • @dstigers6140
      @dstigers6140 5 месяцев назад

      Which is why it's not a transaction.

    • @i7Qp4rQ
      @i7Qp4rQ 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@dstigers6140 wdym

    • @martinezbiz
      @martinezbiz 4 месяца назад

      ​@@i7Qp4rQselling sex for money

  • @oyinloyeademola7086
    @oyinloyeademola7086 6 месяцев назад +18

    They are actually more expensive to date, bcs of the differences in emotional compatibility he has to compensate with money. Moreover, the value and options of an average woman reduce wt age hence their material demands.

    • @Yay-hovah
      @Yay-hovah 6 месяцев назад

      Men don’t care about emotional compatibility as much as women.

  • @simsima4636
    @simsima4636 5 месяцев назад +31

    I'm 54 and my girlfriend is 28. We've been dating for two years now and all she wants is ice cream sometimes and she wants to have babies. Life is simple when you find the good one.

    • @JB-tz8fu
      @JB-tz8fu 5 месяцев назад +6

      Is she American ??? 😂

    • @Tf_u_talking_about_fool
      @Tf_u_talking_about_fool 5 месяцев назад

      You mean young one. Sounds like you're bragging on dating a child 🤡

    • @ironxYT
      @ironxYT 5 месяцев назад

      Just met a nice girl from another country, 23 and I’m 33, she’s sweet, asks me everyday if I’ve eaten yet, we share a common faith and have very similar worldviews. Has opened my eyes so much to how annoying and undesirable American women are.

    • @BG-qk6ek
      @BG-qk6ek 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JB-tz8funo 😂😂😂😂

    • @BG-qk6ek
      @BG-qk6ek 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@JB-tz8fuAmerican woman would abort the baby and go back to school for a masters and PhD

  • @gregpst77
    @gregpst77 5 месяцев назад +6

    A 44 year old handed me a paint brush the first time I went to her place. So true.

    • @afolabiot
      @afolabiot  5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 4 месяца назад

      If you didn't say, "Ok, but I'm a paint you...with your clothes off" then you a simp

  • @julesc1665
    @julesc1665 6 месяцев назад +19

    yeah, not gonna lie, I've got a roof that needs fixing! 🤣

    • @skepchica
      @skepchica 3 дня назад +1

      Okay! 🙌 Because whooooo is out here dating a millionaire and happy because you got a pair of damn shoes? Lil girls out here just RUINING the game.

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 5 месяцев назад +4

    That's why I now live my life AS I want... my 2 dogs never bitch. They ALWAYS happy to see me. I'll NEVER get tricked into that bs again.

  • @cherylhill9283
    @cherylhill9283 4 месяца назад +3

    5:45am in the gym and Ima have to save this for later. I can't workout for laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @GTOGregory
    @GTOGregory 5 месяцев назад +2

    So true! My girl wanted Converse tennis shoes like mine. 😆 I love her every day!

  • @Bdavis2475
    @Bdavis2475 6 месяцев назад +26

    No... I date em cause they are younger

  • @Rutabega_NG
    @Rutabega_NG 5 месяцев назад +5

    My dude, if that's the kind of person you're attracting, it might be worth reviewing the energy you put out.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад

      he's a man with money. The only way to change that is wasting all the money.
      There's no amount of energy that will make women treat him differently.

    • @Rutabega_NG
      @Rutabega_NG 3 месяца назад

      @@ghfudrs93uuu I see, you think all women are gold diggers. No wonder you think that's the problem.

  • @libertydrive4388
    @libertydrive4388 5 месяцев назад +36

    He is pandering to the older women in the audience when he says 45-50 year old p- is good. Not nearly as good as 25 year old p-.

    • @A-Thomas
      @A-Thomas 5 месяцев назад +9

      You ain’t never lied. They rode that train so long it’s way past its prime.

    • @Alkiel
      @Alkiel 5 месяцев назад +4

      He capping about a whole lot of stuff. Guess it’s just jokes

    • @kingsupreme25
      @kingsupreme25 5 месяцев назад

      Nah older pussy by itself is better.
      Younger women just look better which makes us want it more, which makes us think it's better.
      Women don't even know how to get off until they get older. Which feels better for us

    • @Tf_u_talking_about_fool
      @Tf_u_talking_about_fool 5 месяцев назад

      Nah he's pandering to goofy men. He has all these opinions on dating and his life is in shambles 😂😂😂😂

    • @Batony
      @Batony 5 месяцев назад

      True

  • @KFontLab
    @KFontLab 6 месяцев назад +25

    Whew… take a joke people 😂.
    Y’all: No actually you are wrong Chris Rock!” 😂
    We will literally debate a joke. Geesh

  • @mickhardin15
    @mickhardin15 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is so true, SO true!
    Don't ever say you can fix stuff!
    Cuz' you'll be doing it for NOTHING!
    Plus you just gave them a lifetime warranty.
    If anything else goes wrong it's your fault!

  • @markprothero2666
    @markprothero2666 5 месяцев назад +5

    I pay nothing. I don’t like entitled people.
    I’ll pay if I feel like it because I genuinely like her. Not because she demands or expects it, like a lot of them do, which annoys me exponentially.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад

      I will specifically pay for things that add nothing to her life.
      Drugs, tattoos, plastic surgeries...

  • @ImOnPoint
    @ImOnPoint 5 месяцев назад +5

    45-50 year old more expensive just on sheer medical problems and medical bills. 😅

  • @randallgardner1950
    @randallgardner1950 5 месяцев назад +1

    Chris Rock isn’t funny… he just says what’s on his mind…

  • @oweber2160
    @oweber2160 Месяц назад +1

    I’m 35 plus and asked to get my alternator and radiator fixed on date one. He’s a engineer so I needed help …. But it’s fixed & we are still together after 4 mos :)

    • @Oscarlevy1992
      @Oscarlevy1992 25 дней назад

      You’re the nightmare Chris is talking about!

  • @yaparairiro
    @yaparairiro 6 месяцев назад +14

    😂😂I just cracked up in public.

  • @jeremysipes44
    @jeremysipes44 5 месяцев назад +3

    Young, no baggage .Period.

  • @twashington9983
    @twashington9983 5 месяцев назад +10

    Sadly, the narrative has changed a bit since he did this routine. It ain't about shoes anymore...women from 18 to 92 want to take trips...OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 5 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair, so do men… they’re called passport bros

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 4 месяца назад

      @@ted.angell7609 foreign women are cheaper

  • @SonicBoomC98
    @SonicBoomC98 6 месяцев назад +19

    Cheaper and they're less worn down by the world

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 5 месяцев назад +2

      These days the youngins have been through things that many older than they haven't... we in a more liberated times where certain values no longer exist...you might come across someone that has changed genders 3 times and they only 19...

    • @SonicBoomC98
      @SonicBoomC98 5 месяцев назад

      @@hollywoodpineapple8337 I wouldn't consider that "been through things." That seems like putting yourself through things in my opinion. Then again some parents try too hard to be helpful and understanding

    • @dstigers6140
      @dstigers6140 5 месяцев назад +1

      Some of that being relationships with crappy men!

    • @nicolecooper5868
      @nicolecooper5868 8 дней назад

      You mean by men

    • @SonicBoomC98
      @SonicBoomC98 8 дней назад

      @@nicolecooper5868 by themselves

  • @GuyLogen
    @GuyLogen 5 месяцев назад +3

    Men date "younger" (mid early twenties to late twenties) women cause they are in their "prime" physically.
    Every other reason is secondary.
    Same reason why older women (cougars) sometimes date "younger" men. Cause they feel hot knowing a guy in his "prime" wants to date them (when in their mind, they think the guy could get anyone in his age).
    Ask any older man and woman when they think their prime years were and you'll have your answer.

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber 6 месяцев назад +3

    He’s my favorite comedian lol😂

  • @melvinreed4136
    @melvinreed4136 5 месяцев назад +5

    But why do younger women date a more mature man? They-we-are generally done chasing skirts, they are less bitter and for the most part, will listen, as they actually want to learn something. A more mature woman? She knows EVERYTHING (and she's learning more), more often than not, doesn't keep her body looking good AND are angry from all of those bad relationships. (Yes, bad men are responsible for this.)

    • @menorcaventura3442
      @menorcaventura3442 2 дня назад

      Agree with all except the last. Bad women are responsible for this, because they are the ones that choose, and they choose poorly every time.

    • @melvinreed4136
      @melvinreed4136 2 дня назад

      @menorcaventura3442 agree to disagree. You watch too many of those dumb, angry, blame-the-woman-no-matter-what, "manosphere"channels.

    • @menorcaventura3442
      @menorcaventura3442 День назад

      @@melvinreed4136 that is hardly agreeing to disagree when you follow it up with an assumption of my viewing habits. Note I said “bad women” in my comment, which you translated as “I believe women are always to blame no matter what”. I adore and admire many women, but few these days are American bc our culture has become materialistic and narcissistic. And yeah, there are plenty of bad men out there… and bad women choose them often.

    • @melvinreed4136
      @melvinreed4136 День назад

      @@menorcaventura3442 you are proving my point. The more you write, the more "questionable" you make yourself look. (And if you are a disciple of the late, 19th century thinking Kevin Samuels, you really are too far gone to try to educate.) I agree, there aren't as many good women as there used to be. But there are still more good women, than good men.

    • @menorcaventura3442
      @menorcaventura3442 23 часа назад

      @ dude WTF are you even talking about? I don’t even know who that is you are referencing. I do have a good quote for you, “guys who lecture other guys are SUS. They are the most likely to be creeps.” - Joe Rogan (now call me a Trump supporter because I quoted Rogan, a lifelong liberal, who just endorsed Trump). Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! 😘

  • @carlosr1176
    @carlosr1176 5 месяцев назад +1

    When sex is the only payment you need in a relationship you’ll be fine, when you start charging for it you’ll always be disappointed. It’s never worth the price of admission unless the payment comes with her leaving forever afterwards.

  • @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO
    @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO 4 месяца назад +1

    He mentioned TESLAS, APPs so how "old" is old? Rock and I are the same age. I already knew he had options I pretty much wouldn't explore BUT trust he lives in a parallel universe to You and I.

  • @michaeltrabtree7718
    @michaeltrabtree7718 3 месяца назад +2

    /stares at roof I just patched
    /stares at car I just fixed
    /stares at dishwasher I just replaced
    ....it is good spaghetti though.

  • @ElevenAce
    @ElevenAce 4 месяца назад +2

    Had to help an older women car shop just to make sure she get something good. They really do be using us 😂.

  • @R005t3r
    @R005t3r 5 месяцев назад +4

    Shoes huh? Price Manolo or Louboutin lately?

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 5 месяцев назад +5

    No more dating mortgages and student loans, my brothers😂

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 4 месяца назад +1

      yeah now younger women are just as expensive as older women if not more :p

  • @tedbundywastheultimatechad8400
    @tedbundywastheultimatechad8400 5 месяцев назад +8

    Younger women are more attractive and tighter.

  • @mantiilove
    @mantiilove 21 день назад

    Most men just want a loving supportive & appreciative women no matter the age . Older women expect everything & give less also more baggage. Im 21 my bf 31 he spoils me & doesnt expect anything in return hes just happy that i appreciate everything he provides . Older Women make things difficult i said what i said . Oh and i also work full time ,i make my own money & dont ask him for anything he just gives & gives .

    • @jz372
      @jz372 11 дней назад

      You do realize you will become an older woman soon right?

  • @mickhardin15
    @mickhardin15 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Can you pick up my nephew at the airport, he's coming in at 4:30................AM!"

  • @gtcam723
    @gtcam723 5 месяцев назад +7

    No. Their attitudes are generally way better. I’ve had women my age unload on ME for things I was not even involved with. F that.

  • @keanucooper2103
    @keanucooper2103 5 месяцев назад +2

    Was this from his Netflix special Selective Outrage?

  • @ghfudrs93uuu
    @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад +1

    Most guys saying Chris is wrong are not really getting.
    Yeah, thoses shoes and trips young women want are expensive.
    But they are far cheaper than the real expenses that a 35yo is gonna try to push on you.
    At least where I am older women are immediately pushing you to pick up their slack. Yeah, they don't want expensive gifts, but they're buried in debt and expect you to pay it.
    And if you think I'm wrong I very much doubt she thinks you're someone who can help her. Be it from a financial or moral standpoint. Or that your relationships withe these women are taking anything more than a month.

  • @DivineLightPaladin
    @DivineLightPaladin 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'd be happy with a walk in the park holding hands 😂

  • @1976ondy
    @1976ondy Месяц назад

    A “Tesla that takes gas”, that is too funny

  • @TwinTalon01
    @TwinTalon01 6 месяцев назад +10

    I know he’s gotta say “cheaper” to make older women feel better, but haven’t the feel-good lies brought us enough trouble at this point?
    Just tell the truth.
    It’s not because younger women are cheaper, it’s because they’re not combative about everything, and they’re not stressing our brain every five minutes. It’s because they’re sweet and fun and accommodating, easy to get along with. It’s because they’re fertile. It’s because their skin is smooth and tight. It’s because they haven’t packed on an extra 50 pounds yet, so they have better bodies and prettier faces. It’s because they don’t nag us about every little thing we do. It’s because they have low miles on their body and their soul. They’re fresh and pure. And that’s what men want from women.
    There’s a hundred reasons to date younger women, and “cheaper” doesn’t even make the top twenty.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 6 месяцев назад

      Yep. Take a 20something to Jamaica, she'll frolic on the beach all day, drink/dance all night and will F the crap out of you. In short, she will put pep in your step and lead in your pencil.
      Take a 40yr to Jamaica, she'll bitch about the sun, complain about your drinking, and feel so bad about herself as she watches the young beach babes bouncing around that she won't "feel in the mood", all while thinking she's doing you a favor. In short, take the wind out your sails, and rain on your parade.
      The young gals are fun, free and appreciative...something the old gals used to be.

  • @EezeeGroover
    @EezeeGroover 5 месяцев назад +1

    He ain't lied about the second part, except that they do that shit from younger than that

  • @gooner4life518
    @gooner4life518 4 месяца назад +2

    The moral of the story is older women usually have more responsibilities

  • @josephstory6461
    @josephstory6461 5 месяцев назад +1

    I only buy the shoes that have heels for pointing at the ceiling😊

  • @Heretic1981
    @Heretic1981 3 месяца назад +1

    Huh, not for me, if I bought mine anything that wasn't the latest and greatest I never heard the end of it. After computers and jewelry of every escalating value and about as many show off appliances, my wife finally figured out the key to true happiness is an order of wings.

  • @queenslander954
    @queenslander954 5 месяцев назад +3

    Haven’t developed their full Karen’ess … yet.

  • @ChristopherDonnerArtist
    @ChristopherDonnerArtist 2 месяца назад +1

    There's so much truth

  • @SuperStarUncannyMarvelous
    @SuperStarUncannyMarvelous 5 месяцев назад +2

    I never heard of a Mercedes 308 however i heard of a 304🤷

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 5 месяцев назад

    I have no experience with considerably younger women, but I think women are just generally expensive. You have to invest in them, u have to have ur pockets lined up, wnd the discipline to tell her no.
    I've dated older, and how fast was I turned into a husband, helping out with house shopping, helping to pay the housekeeper, buying groceries
    Not just financially either. Suddenly, we getting into fights about me coming home "late" and doing my hobbies instead of prioritizing them (8:30 pm is treated like I came in at 3 am or some sh!t)
    I'm helping out with food preparation, giving her foot massages and allowing her to doze off on the couch coz she's tired from work. Oh, I can't ask for or do those very same things.
    Suddenly, doing my own thing without her involvement or knowledge became contentious.
    I can't say for sure if dating younger is better or worse financially or otherwise, but with how even more petty shallow and vein I've seen young girls be nowadays, I'm sure it has its fare share of expensive.

  • @Fernandez218
    @Fernandez218 Месяц назад

    reminds me of that scene from Jack Reacher with Tom Cruise:
    Jack Reacher: I'm on a budget, Sandy.
    Sandy: [perplexed] What?
    Jack Reacher: I can't afford you.
    Sandy: I'm not a hooker.
    Jack Reacher: Oh, then I *really* can't afford you.

  • @engrishsheep
    @engrishsheep Месяц назад +1

    That's why I tell my friend don't get marry, because there are no women forever eighteen years old, but there always are eighteen years old women...

  • @kawamikazecheant
    @kawamikazecheant 5 месяцев назад +1

    Can't agree with that, less expensive if we're talking food maybe, but when you're older and they date you, they know what they're doing, they 99% of the time have less money than you and expect you to pay everything as they know the power they got on you. Also less silly games with women rather than some young women. If she's 45 she knows what she wants or doesn't want anymore, she has no time to waste and wouldn't waste yours either. While when they're younger it could be a different story, using you to get stuff and knowing they wouldn't stay with you for long. So you're basically losing your time while you could have been with a woman you would have chosen not just for her flesh but for who she was...

    • @lallen8462
      @lallen8462 5 месяцев назад

      Choosing a woman for who she is LOL?? U mean the way women do us? No man really wants to hear that BS..... We spend our entire lives not being chosen for who we are. We spend our entire lives being loved on the basis of what we can accomplish. You woman give zero sh!ts about the good character man that only makes 40k a year.. But expect us men to be lenient on yall after your looks have faded. No thanks, i"ll take the younger lady

  • @darren-l5d
    @darren-l5d 5 месяцев назад +2

    He tripping, 25 year old want red bottoms, Gucci whatever , Channel whatever, straight tripping

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад

      still cheaper than her mortgage

  • @LaPtaVerdad
    @LaPtaVerdad 5 месяцев назад +2

    I dated young thinking they were less used xD

  • @josephmalone253
    @josephmalone253 5 месяцев назад +1

    He has a point

  • @mrg1534
    @mrg1534 6 месяцев назад +7

    Whiskey's real good when it got a lil age on it 😂

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 6 месяцев назад +4

      You can have the old stuff. Thanks for keeping the mom's happy, while I date their daughters.

    • @mrg1534
      @mrg1534 6 месяцев назад +1

      That's what the young girls say about you

  • @manbearpig637
    @manbearpig637 6 месяцев назад +7

    F that she can buy her own damn shoes

  • @Nephibis
    @Nephibis 6 месяцев назад +4

    Depends. If she is a lot older than you it will be free.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'm 60. I just can't do 70-80, hell 60 aint too good either. Now less than 40... But yeah, when I was in my 20s, those 40yrs were mighty grateful, so I know what you mean.

  • @dougparson4407
    @dougparson4407 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing good about most 50 year old women. High debt, bad attitude, never happy or satisfied. 25 is pretty clueless. Now 30 - 35 year old single moms - very appreciative for Everything !!

  • @warrenkener
    @warrenkener 6 месяцев назад +4

    Yeah they call it a "date", on certain websites!