*Ancestor's Last Meal* -can be equipped and unequipped as an action during combat -on turn: blight self (80%) 3pts/1rd -on turn: blight enemy units (70%) 9pts/1rd -on deathblow: blight attacking unit (300%) for maximum attacking unit health/1rd, trinket is consumed If anyone wants to help with numbers I suck at balancing so feel free
As the stomach growls, a faint hope blossoms... these nightmarish concoctions can be consumed, they can be eaten! But even the best food seems bent on preventing passage... remind yourself, that constipation is a slow and insidious killer.
Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and untouched delicacies. With knife and fork, I bent every effort towards the rediscovery of those long buried recipes, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy pots and sturdy pans. At last, in the salt-coated crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearthed that breathtaking manual of forgotten means of production. Every dish we made unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of voracious gluttony! In the end, I alone sat devouring those piled platters of sustenance. Until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Darkest Kitchen.
I love how mix and matching Ancestor quotes can still yield incredibly memeworthy lines. "Impressive! Fetid pile of composting refuse!" is a great way to say "wow! This is worthless!".
1:40 Now I can't unsee the mental image of Gordon Ramsey ripping his eyes out and running away screaming as a result of a dish being so horrifically bad, even by the standard of all he's seen.
"Good morning and welcome to my kitchrnmmen, today we will cock a rat stew. It's an accuired taste, but in those trying times all ways of nutrition are invaluable"
Wayne June himself posted this on his channel
And just like that, this video became canon
this deserves it. very creative.
Link
@@le-furioso go to his yt channel
@@le-furioso Zelda
Takes a bite
*AT DEATH'S DOOR*
*BWAM*
And now, the true test.
Such blockages are unsurprising.
You forgot the blight effect. :V
Disease: Tapeworm
Disease: The Black Plague
Quirk: Tippler
*death blow
Truly the Darkest Kitchen.
Someone would say, BLACK kitchen!
Ancestral Cuisine
Ancestral
-100% food consumed
+30% blight resist
-10% disease resist
+10% stress
Blight resistant? Your gonna be blighted for the rest of your life after eating that
More like:
+100% Blight Skill Chance
-100% Blight Resist
-50% Disease Resist
-100% Food Consumed
+20% Stress
@@steampunkastronaut7081 honestly would be a very good trinket
*Ancestor's Last Meal*
-can be equipped and unequipped as an action during combat
-on turn: blight self (80%) 3pts/1rd
-on turn: blight enemy units (70%) 9pts/1rd
-on deathblow: blight attacking unit (300%) for maximum attacking unit health/1rd, trinket is consumed
If anyone wants to help with numbers I suck at balancing so feel free
@@steampunkastronaut7081 Nice. I'd run that on a PD, honestly.
Truly, The Ancestor was untapped meme potential.
'was'?
Was? You cant visit any imageboard- or reddit thread about the game without everyone spamming his quotes.
@@Meitti A potent meme often attracts... Unwanted attention...
@@snarkycommenthere9027 I just wanted to reply but I have nothing to say...
It was a misclick, he wanted to say "has"
"I murdered them as the slept" you had me there.
absolutely great!
Slowly,gently...
_Can you feel it_
The smell of dead rat is almost unbearable,and the weak cannot be tolerated.
@@dopiavolo1708 This is how a life is taken.
_"Remind yourself that overseasoning is a slow and insidious killer."_
~Ancestor cook (to the audience)
_"Mouth watering taste so clearly in view... or is it merely a trick of the light in the oven?"_
_"We will find all manner of great and terrific things in this recipe book."_
"Be wary. Triumphant cooking precipitates a dizzying taste."
You can taste the effects of dumping a whole bag of chicken spice into your noodles immediately though
As the stomach growls, a faint hope blossoms... these nightmarish concoctions can be consumed, they can be eaten! But even the best food seems bent on preventing passage... remind yourself, that constipation is a slow and insidious killer.
I need not to remind myself, for I know that very well...
made me LOL 😆
I love you!
A cook-off! Send these cooks a message: the rightful chef has returned, and their kind is no longer welcome.
Hey man, just to let you know, this comment now have 1k likes. Good job.
"Let him cook"
*_"No, we do NOT let him cook"_*
Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and untouched delicacies. With knife and fork, I bent every effort towards the rediscovery of those long buried recipes, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy pots and sturdy pans. At last, in the salt-coated crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearthed that breathtaking manual of forgotten means of production. Every dish we made unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of voracious gluttony! In the end, I alone sat devouring those piled platters of sustenance. Until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Darkest Kitchen.
i would play that
XD
"Great is the ingredient that cuts on its own."
Good work, I wish I could talk like that.
@@yeojylesjin "Great is the spice that (literally) burns on its own."
A brillian confluence of skills and purposes!
The idea of a dish so foul it makes Gordon Ramsay tear out his eyes and run shrieking into the shadows....*chef's kiss*
"Local man ruins culinary"
Touch the meat
" G E N T L Y "
7u7
HE HE boy .
No! M-must... resist.
Must... not... fap!
@@mirceazaharia2094 lmao
The finger licking part killed me
This is why I love the DD community
I love the idea of the ancestor always being portrayed as being absolutely broke.
I mean, he's murdered an entire crew of pirates because he was low on cash
@@DepressedCrowhe's done worse stuff lol
This is not good.
This is fantastic.
This is art.
"Now, which one of you is going to eat this?"
COME UNTO YOUR MAKER
I love how mix and matching Ancestor quotes can still yield incredibly memeworthy lines. "Impressive! Fetid pile of composting refuse!" is a great way to say "wow! This is worthless!".
Top tier content, keep it coming. You keep my sanity together in these troubling times
1:23 That was a perfectly edible fetid pile of composting refuse until ancestor added coriander
Rowan's resolve is being tested...
*IRRATIONAL*
I would rather just have *a bite of bread*
Just wait till you've had nothing but maggoty bread, for three stinkin' days.
@@insaincaldo Bread *and* meat? That's a feast!
>pours mayo and ketchup
>cackles maniacally
College students cooking for the first time
A singular snack!
Whoever made this meme truly pushed beyond one's limit
Reason 3530 why Red Hook wants nothing to do with us
today can be summed up in one four-letter word:
R A T S
I'm not a meme guy.. But this is.... N E X T L E V E L!!
oooo darkıst dancın oynayan 3. bir türk şahıs buldum
@@anarchistlilia 4 yapalim onu
@@mertaliyigit3288 obaaa
@@anarchistlilia Bilmeyen Türk oyuncu var mı zaten :D
Kendileri bulamayanlar da Jahrein'den görüp oynuyor yani bu oyunun bir unutulmuşluğu yok bence.
@@masterblaster2678 jahrein ne ara oynadu ak
1:40 Why can I imagine Gorgon Ramsey actually doing that if he seen the ancestor's cooking?
This is beautiful.
I have no other words for this.
Truly a piece.
Impressive!
Thats some ancestral quality cuisine.
This is incredible. It’s so well cut. I was laughing out loud literally the whole time I watched the video
It hurt my adam's apple by the end, truly
POV: you and the group are in a dungeon and find a secret room
"Remind yourself that well meat is a slow and insiduous killer"
Man this new dlc is amazing
if you activate the option to add subtitles we could add said subtitles for better understanding :3
One second!)
Done
@@OmniPeasant now it only has to be verified by the community :3
@@intergalactictoaster4988 done)
@@OmniPeasant next up is boss of the dungeon, but you have to manually activate that subtitle setting on every video first, so i can subtitle then
*laughs in masterchef-*
Cooking is always funny, dear ancestor
*Making fish n chips*
“These fryers hold all manner of pelagic nightmares”
This is very in-character for the Ancestor.
This is by far one of the best memes I ever saw come from the DD community.
Slowly... Gently... This, is how a rotisery is taken
I have no idea what the hell I just witnessed. But I loved every second of it.
1:40 Now I can't unsee the mental image of Gordon Ramsey ripping his eyes out and running away screaming as a result of a dish being so horrifically bad, even by the standard of all he's seen.
Ya know, I don’t think I want to give my party any food after watching this...
Dare to underestimate my cooking skill
You know what will happen if you do
ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY TF IT HAS SO LITTLE VIEWS? THIS IS BRILLIANT!
Finally, some thought put to the plow.
Eyyy b0ss, rat chef is back! Nyeeees
Author, I could kiss ya, this is great
I got a kfc advert before this. No thanks, ill have what ancestors having.
This video must be an eldritch horror itself, because I keep on getting drawn back to it without particularly craving it
*Laughs in master chef*
Even the subs are awesome!
Спасибо за субтитры!)
"Success depends on survival. Some may fall."
The point where dark turns into dank
How exquisite, how delightful. I yearn for his eldritch recipes.
darkest dungeon new dlc, this is true art dude, good job
I have laughed so hard that my stomach started to hurt. Good video :D
So Gordon Ramsay is the prophet?
Mortality clarified in a single bite!
*A SINGULAR BITE!!!*
Even though it was the ancestor that made the meal you made the masterpiece
Лучшее что я видел на ютубе
Truly funny !! Gonna try to translate it to portuguese and show to my friends hasusahuahuas
It's beautiful. I love it.
Напишу коммент, чтоб знали о том, что не зря сделали русские субтитры
Эх, жаль что функцию эту убрали(
Хотя бы этому видео успел субтитры добавить) И благодарю. Рад, что это было не зря.
**eats one bite**
Tapeworm x3
Me: what the fu-
**dies**
I just started playing darkest dungeon and this is the frist thing I see relate to it
Yes, Darkest Dungeon memes are strange
The ancestor was truly depserate in his search
Now THIS is Hell's Kitchen. I love that Cilantro is what finishes the recipe.
After that delightful dinner:
*NOW THE TRUE TEST: HOLD FAST OR EXPIRE*
It's made my day))) Nice work!
You must share it in Steam community)
done)
Кетчунез is power - unleash it!
So Gordon Ramsey is the prophet
Ironically im seeing this in the mission to defeat the Prophet, so probably i will see Gordon Ramsay too in the battle
Ngl, those laugh clips from the Butcher's Circus would have been helpful here, time flies...
This is masterpiece
Oh my god this was amazing!
Here we witness the ancestor, yet again creating a feral creature through malevolent and horrid practices to haunt the new heir of the estate with
I see ancestor use Dwarf guide of serving rat with extra mustard touch, impressive.
Holy crap Alfabusa uploaded a new vi-
Wait.
In other news: Gordon Ramsy suffers heart on this episode of Kitchen Nightmares
This escalated faster than my last campaign.
"Good morning and welcome to my kitchrnmmen, today we will cock a rat stew. It's an accuired taste, but in those trying times all ways of nutrition are invaluable"
Ok, internet is over, this guy won.
just another tragic extent of his failings
ШЕДЕВР!
this is *GOLD*
protecc this guy at all cost
Well -struck- done !
I have never heard about dark dungeon but this is a good impression
why does nobody understand that the funniest part is where Gordon Ramsey claims that the world was coming to an end
"It's my mom recipe"
Ok, this is amazing
this is brilliant
To the good people who has made this video, you are a genius!
Гениально! просто гениально, автор молодец. спасибо за субтитры)
I think the ancestor decided to someone consume more vampire blood