Food-Poisoned Ghost Caught Groaning Loudly In Bathroom
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- Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2023
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At least it flushed
... and put the seat down.
But it didn't spray. 2/10
Imagine watching someone get gutted and having a face carved out on their dead skin. That's what that poor pumpkin was forced to endure...
The look on its face 😶
2:41 This had me laughing so hard that I couldn't LOL, since I couldn't breath.
They must have felt so horny
That'd be pretty cool
@@daveypocket8847 I 2 am v edgy
God I wish The Onion had it's old budget.
Little did you know.
True but it’s better than only podcasts.
*its
@@soccerguy325 No. I wish the Onion had it is old budget.
You don't need a budget to do better than "Chipotle gave me diarrhea"
To be fair, most children turn out to be goblins.
Very true. Thanks for coming.
the fnaf 2 sound effect really proves the onion knows what they are doing
god bless em
You should do a Kickstarter for a sequel to The Onion Movie, the time is right!
Mr. Prisoner, my tattoo hurts.
Maybe he had Ghostroenteritis
oh christ not another poopergeist
True existential horror.
I didn’t notice the pepto bottle the first time, I’m in tears 🤣
LOL, I'd be more surprised if the ghost _didn't_ get explosive diarrhea from eating Chipotle.
I literally got pulled over today for speeding home to use the bathroom, so....a little too relatable too soon, guys.
One time my aunt used that as an excuse to get away with rolling a stop sign and it worked
Praying for our poor Pumpkin brothers and sisters. 🙏 Please support SOS (Save Orange Squash). These snuff films are a disgrace. 😡
I'm so grateful to have been gifted with the ability to eat any fast food (including Chipotle) without getting intestinal distress. 🥰
so far...
@@SupremeInvigilator
Well, I'm almost 39 now, so I imagine any problems I eventually run into will be my aging body's fault, and not the food's.
Your day is looming.
Probably age and being healthy overall. Must ppl who have gut issues don't have balanced habits imo. I'm 33 and never had any issues until I was on a road trip for 4 months last year, through off my microbiome as I wasn't eating balanced or taking as good care of my health
This is the current natural selection being performed.
Future humans will not have problems with fast food.
The rest will be dead.
Too relatable, watching this while shitting my guts out
Well we know how they died....
I could barely watch the pumpkin's face. Who does something sick like that?!
Did you see it?
Farting on my roommates door I mean
The last part was cruel, probably needs a warning
pumpkin snuff film
Did a chipotle ad play before this video for anyone else?
Israeli pumpkins are currently criticizing the pumpkin that just got carved for not condemning Hamas first before it died and I will admit. It looks kinda hard to defend
you won the comment section
The pepto bismal!! lol
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Dude fr every YT "ghost sightings caught on tape real life gone wrong" are basically just this.
that ghost was hilarious!!!
The Babylon Bee is coming for you, Onion.
That pumpkin reacted more than sssniperwolf
OMFG I Love you Onion!🤣
LMAOOOO! The ghost and the pumpkin carving killed me!
I have synesthesia. I don't think I'll finish this.
*Brown Witch Project
"I GOT FOOD POISONED, THAT MADE ME ANGRY"
touching... powerfull... beautyfull...
What my husband hears in the middle of the night 😭
pumpkin reaction was sickening, atrocious on par with canibalism
Poisoned ghost: somewhere in Leongatha, Australia.
Is that Chipotle
0:22 and it's literally shitting
the hallway FNAF ring 😂😂
1:40 This was actually something a woman did in a falsified report she made that made news alert.😅 Another Onions prediction come true.
average harry potter plotline
😅😂😂😂😂
How far the Onion has fallen.
I found the first part actually to be pretty funny. Accurate too.
The ghost bit was hilarious.
The onion sure isn't wht it used to be ....
Was the first video about the ghost actually true??? Lmao but seriously
Omg
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Yo onion, whats your opinion on Kathleen Kenedy killing star wars?
I FUCKING HATE GHOULS AND GRAVITY AND GRAVITY CONSEQUENCES ON MY BIRTH CHATT
WhaAa
😱😱😱😱
fake
Clearly inspired by butchykids
Pretty average Onion, DO BETTER!
Please get off of tiktok and start making quality videos again.
first??? 🤬🤬🤬
No one cares?
@@micahjones3695 😭😭😭😭😭
I care. Here’s you a 🍪, it’s chocolate chip. Found this 🥇.
@@johnsimun6533 😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗
@@micahjones3695 mean mean meanie. grrrrr
So they're just copying viral videos from a decade ago now? The Onion has fallen far but wow, they keep finding ways to surprise me by being worse every time they post
If they did things the way they used to, they would be cancelled.
Clearly you're not appropriately appreciating the irony, sweetie
@@sparky6757 there's irony and then there's "guys i was just pretending to be retarded"
@@cryingbananajoit’s the onion tho
WATCHING THIS VIDEO ALMOST MADE ME VOMIT.
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