"Attracts birds" - a nice bonus if you're in a Don't Starve type scenario or other wilderness survival situation, where getting birds within arm's reach so you can kill them for food is always helpful!
Top tip I learnt from my Grandad- add extra fall fun to your wardrobe by cultivating damp mould on your clothes. The respiratory problems really bring added paleness to your complexion, and it makes a great talking point at parties!
These are some wonderful fashion tips, I can't thank you enough. My wife hanged herself as well after our marriage went sour. I MUST try those earth tones, browns and tans really compliment my skin tone!
@@therealmistermemer seems like you haven't gotten a response from them yet, perhaps you could send me instead? I'd be happy to review them for free ;)
I can't make up my mind between sending naked pictures of myself and staying in bed all they, gradually becoming numb to everything and everyone, until I finally surrender to the void that is existence😇
You might want to check your Spam folder as it might have accidentally landed in there. I've sent several in, and they gave me very great tips. Now I get compliments all day!
If you have no access to soil or gravel, just avoid showering and in a week or two, the dirt and grime accumulated will give your fall ensemble the color accents you are looking for.
I stick leaves on my face after applying the earth tone gunk. You can find leaves all over the ground this time of year. Just look around. They're everywhere!
Burn a candle in your pumpkin backpack at night so you don't get hit by cars walking home., it also singes your hair so you can save money on haircuts! Win-win!
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They said to "rub mud mixed with fertilizer on your face," not "do a black face, its real cool and in style." This is a comedic piece and it in no way conveys racism, don't be such a prude.
Anyone else noticed the onion is growing less biting-satire-that-hits-close-to-home and more batshit insane?
Hi I come from the future. They are spot on predictions
Yes, and less funny, too.
None of us had any idea... its chaos in the future. Honestly most of this stuff I wouldn't bat an eye at now.
Because the future is now, and now things are batshit insane!!!!
They predicted well
the backpack is actually a pretty good idea
No it isn’t
"Attracts birds" - a nice bonus if you're in a Don't Starve type scenario or other wilderness survival situation, where getting birds within arm's reach so you can kill them for food is always helpful!
Really excited for these new fall looks.
"Remember to kill all the witnesses!"
My favorite fall fashion tip
Remember your mask when things get cold
males and pregnant blacks preferred hahahaha
Heroin also works. Best laugh I've had all day...
funny and silly
Vanessa Rothwell I think it's offensive, how dare they make fun of heroin.
Top tip I learnt from my Grandad- add extra fall fun to your wardrobe by cultivating damp mould on your clothes. The respiratory problems really bring added paleness to your complexion, and it makes a great talking point at parties!
These are some wonderful fashion tips, I can't thank you enough. My wife hanged herself as well after our marriage went sour. I MUST try those earth tones, browns and tans really compliment my skin tone!
Which of these fall fashion tips do you plan on including in your everyday styling routine?
God took my Lisa away
I send pictures of myself to the email you provided
@@valeriew4833 Lisa, oh my sweet Lisa...
@@therealmistermemer seems like you haven't gotten a response from them yet, perhaps you could send me instead? I'd be happy to review them for free ;)
I can't make up my mind between sending naked pictures of myself and staying in bed all they, gradually becoming numb to everything and everyone, until I finally surrender to the void that is existence😇
That pumpkin rucksack is so cute!
I need to get me one of those pumpkin backpacks
I hope this is real fashion because I just covered myself in dirt and I'm going to walk to the mall :)
Uh oh
The fact that the voiceover is clipping slightly makes this video for me. Flawless.
You might want to check your Spam folder as it might have accidentally landed in there. I've sent several in, and they gave me very great tips. Now I get compliments all day!
157 people were expecting real advice.
Here are The Onion's tips for staying stylish this fall.
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Very nice, I'll have to get my pumpkin backpack loaded with all that poison candy I couldn't give away to the kids last weekend.
If you have no access to soil or gravel, just avoid showering and in a week or two, the dirt and grime accumulated will give your fall ensemble the color accents you are looking for.
Funny!
the pumpkin backpack is kind of a vibe
yeah this needs to be a series.
I would've given this 3 stars out of 5 if RUclips was still using the star rating system, which was better than like/dislike.
Man, what a great source! I love the Onion. They know what's up :)
and now, the weather.
I sent my pictures in. Both flaccid and full chub examples, just for good measure.
I can't wait for the makeup tutorial! :D
This one flew over my head. I didn't get what they were going for
yeah that pumpkin bag is the bomb!
Holy shit. Onion fashion should be a series.
pumpkin backpack is an awesome idea.
#3 is actually helpful
Now this is the Onion I remember.
I sent my picture but never got a respond.
are you a male or pregnant black ? those are the only two groups they are responding to. lol makes you wander what they are up too...
I agree.
The Onion is at the forefront of Fall fashion. I don't know what I'd be doing without these fabulous tips!
Did anyone spot the poison ivy at 0:39? Gasoline fire and poison ivy.. ouch
Stock music causes images of burning newborns to flash before my eyes
Same goes for music containing a ukelele playing major chords
0:09 seconds, bottom left square made me laugh
Those pop ups slay me.
I don't understand why anyone would take fashion advice from a news station.
My naked picture got sent back - real fast. Should I be insulted?
“That perfect fallout fit”
I plan on wearing the checkered sweater when carrying a concealed weapon.
The pumpkin is great, it makes all my textbooks smell like fall
That backpack was the best idea I ever came up with! Thanks Onion!
I'm a pregnant black male and I just sent in my naked photos, when can I expect my personalized recommendations?
Please don't tell me I am the only one that sent the pictures..........
Thanks Onion.
Love the pumpkin backpacks.
I love the Onion. Awesome fashion advice.
Round!
Funny. Great pumpkin backpack too
I rub freshly raked leaves in my hair. They make a great accessory.
They haven't answer me about the colors suggested for my clothes.
Schizophrenics need to avoid the Onion holy shit lol.
I would totally consider doing the pumpkin backpack thing actually. Does that make me weird?
Thanks to our special guest Cecil Baldwin
I stick leaves on my face after applying the earth tone gunk. You can find leaves all over the ground this time of year. Just look around. They're everywhere!
Everyone is sobbing
Finally a good Onion series again.
woah... if the pumpkin didnt rot that would be badass
Excellent tips from the Onion. Can not wait for that Spring wardrobe video. Now let me go and apply this soil and mud. :D
This is hemispherism! We are on spring here!
There's a special place in Sheol for Poes.
Burn a candle in your pumpkin backpack at night so you don't get hit by cars walking home., it also singes your hair so you can save money on haircuts! Win-win!
Fashion and art are the most efficient means by which lower classes can siphon wealth from members of society who have more than they need.
American Horror Story: fall fashion
Improv Everywhere paid a visit!
These guys are EPIC.
Beautiful.
Well... that first tip did not age well
This might actually catch on.
Would I get into big trouble if I wore dirt on my face and went shopping?
I live in the usa.
That backpack
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use adblock never see another ad on the internet again i havent seen a single ad on the internet for 3 years now
1:08 omg lol
This is the most I've laughed at an Onion video in a long time.
pumpkin bag: homestuck, anyone?
Damn, why didn't I think of this?
I know it's a joke but those backpacks are good.
I still haven't found that perfect Fallout fit.
I'm so glad I followed this video. Now I look great.
Perhaps you're right. At least someone got some love!
That's what I was thinking.
Hanging myself
Ive used pumpkins for so much shit, but not a fucking backpack. Fuck me that is smart.
Also suitable for nuclear fallout fashion
Well, I decided to make a more bold fashion move by pouring scalding hot spiced pumpkin latte all over my face.
Lying in bed and not shopping, the seasonal heroin has made me poor
Pumpkin backpacks are elic
They start by combing through youtube comments
At least this fashion advice makes sense.
Other fashion advice seems to focus on making you look worse.
Least funny Onion sketch ever.
did anyone else send pictures?
H E L I C O P T E R A R M
To each their own. Onion's been going downhill since a while back, but this one was okay.
Expect naked photos of myself soon Onion.
I never needed to worry about fall fashions. I never go outside during the fall anyways. It's too damn cold.
fall fashion = stay in bed lol
Any witnesses you may kill while burning your summer cloths may already be wearing autumn attire worth repurposing as pumpkin straps
They said to "rub mud mixed with fertilizer on your face," not "do a black face, its real cool and in style." This is a comedic piece and it in no way conveys racism, don't be such a prude.
It almost looks like something from Tim and Eric...
Well...