Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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"Now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life of your own." I see what you did there, Jim!
Sorry, I had to comment.
Sorry I did too
Me as well
Couldn't help myself
Oops
I bet Onion bloopers are worth their weight in gold.
Emeralds.
@@jackmclean9529 SPLASH
Pork Fuu SHINEI, KAKYOIN
I don't think the bloopers weight anything though ...
Sadely there are none :( this must be real news.
Omg the onion predicted kids leaving Facebook and why
you're crazy kids love pretending to give a fuck about their family's riveting pilgrimage to costco last weekend.
@@eatmyhole9677 I love seeing grandmas rascim
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 same
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Hey you okay?
The foresight of the Onion is getting spooky!
"Just spell everything wrong and swear alot". So true.
U focking wut m8
@@SammyJoeLouis mom? that you?
Atrixx lol
@@rhabbit4161 lmao
Sammy Joe Louis feck off
"Get your glasses ready because we're gonna interview a war widow in 3D"
lmao good lord
get your glasses out!
Remember when 3D was a thing? Damn...
@@GTA5Player1 Yeah, nowadays I just live in 2D.
I had to pause this video like 3 times to read all the comments and tweets Jeff's mom left. lol
Bro I woulda don that 2 but i remenbered i sholdnt looc at skreens 2 long
yea dint lok at screenz to long bro totallly messes wit i-site, so not cool :(
Me 2
Me too, it was worth it.
Bro yoo should driv slow cos pollice cant give yu a tickey
It's really sad how this is supposed to be a joke yet my mom is actually like this. No exaggeration.
everystar15 how are things playing out?
update plz
Same. Mine stalks both my younger sister and me. Mine even called and texted my friends, when i havent been online for a day or 2, because she panicked looool
Oh my god you are the mom all along
OP has had this account taken and it was the mom! Run before she does it to you.
she made him check his tire pressure, lol
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life of your own".
The woman they picked for the E-MOM & The makeup was just friggin perfect! You guys never cease to amaze me to make it look so real, it's scary!
Freeze the screen during the Twitter pages and it's priceless how E-Mom sends subtle messages for Jeff to check his tire pressure, visit his mom, and dump Jenny.
So damn right. This is absolutley stunning writing and comic.acting. SNL hasn't done anything near this good or this relevant in years. Decades probably.
never since 1896
Last time SNL was cutting edge, John Belushi was in the cast
SNL is always so over the top and hysterical 😴
Ironically this stupid comment is under every onion video. RUclipsrs are the lowest form of funny.
ever
Inflatable ape draws investors back to Wall Street. Did the Onion predict NFTs?
They really did
“Girls like that like to have fun”
The attention to detail in these videos is amazing. I especially liked the way Gloria had only two friends!
I am laughing so hard from this but also crying because this isn't even satire, this is just what parents do now, even a decade later.
Forgot the part where you spam Minion memes that make no sense
yeah this would be more accurate if this was made after despicable me was released
"Dear Jeff, Suck It, Sincerely, Adam"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
This genuinely made me feel bad for my mom.
Gotta love that guilt because you don't let someone love you enough.
This is why you adjust privacy settings to control who can see photos tagged of you by other people. This is also why you have an entire separate list titled Family and block them from EVERYTHING! :-D
10 year old comment
@@SteveOnlin yeah
This is why you create fake profiles
There is something known as fake profiles
Lists are now visible so they can see you doing this. It's better to just go into settings and delete your account.
lmaoooooooo "porno fuuuckd up my computr!"
The tragedy of this sketch is that there are plenty of of mothers and fathers who are actually like this and think they're doing something good. Ridiculous.
Actually, the tragedy of this sketch is it predicts the horror of our Facebook culture in general.
@@loge10 yes, exactly. That's the horror of the FB culture with ONE of the many things that is wrong about it.......parental interference.
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life, is having a life of your own."
I wish parents would get their own damn lives.
Many do
@@Oatmea1L Increasingly so, and that's been a pleasant development.
@@republicofsandles no
"People have kids to live through them, study finds." -The Onion
My daughters are 6 & 2 and this gives me a lot of time to strategize on how I will keep tabs on them. I can post threatening messages on the wall of the guys in their photos and tell them that they need to stay away from them. I'll put a fake profile of a muscular guy with a black belt in martial arts.
For bonus points make sure the pfp is a 6'7 black man with a black belt
@@shadows_star Damn you're good. Thanks will do!
And throw in a little love for the second amendment as well, just for good measure
6 and 2 by looks? 1 is average and 1 ugly? Sry bro
Your mom taught you well, eh jeff?
well this is eerily accurate for me as i cant get a friend without my family practically doxxing them
0:55 Adam Lambert: Dear Jeff, suck it. Sincerely, Adam.
2:44 Fun inflatable ape draws investors back to Wall Street wow did they predict WSB
2:04 "porno fuuuckd up my computr!"
God, aint that the truth.
All of this is real
All of this exists
This is not a joke taken to it's highest possible conclusion
This is just something that happens
Yep. My mom begged me to add her on FB. She *promised* she wouldn't write anything on my wall. But she commented the shit out of anything and everything I said. I unfriended her, and no, I've never felt bad about it.
Rustin Stardust
What a mad lad
@@insertyourfeelingshere8106 Nope. Just a lass with sass.
Rustin Stardust
Do u not realise I am mocking you
@@insertyourfeelingshere8106
Do you not realize I don't care?
I am mocking your poetic retort
With my own rhyming flair
"Now, the only excuse to not know every detail of your child's life is to have a life of your own."
Oh God, I almost fell down laughing at that.
This triggered me because in highschool my uncle's wife was Facebook stalking me, didn't realize she clicked on to the profile of a friend who wrote on my wall and then called my grandma to tell her how i was sneaking out to all the places my friend had posted about on his profile.
I didn't realize what was happening when i got ambushed and screamed at for going places i never went on days.... I never left my house.
Im lucky i was suicidal with crippling depression so i could easily point to the fact I was literally home all day everyday so there was no time for me to be lying about where i was going...
I immediately went on Facebook when mid scream, they slipped that nobody "saw me at the places but somebody saw it on my Facebook wall". I went to my wall, pointed out there was nothing that was being described, then I saw my friend's post, clicked on his profile and found every fucking thing I was accused of doing.
I wasn't even 16 at the time, I'm 28 now.... And I still won't accept any family on any social media. I don't even use Facebook anymore, I just update my profile picture like once a year to give the impression I use it regularly.... Just so they KNOW I saw their friend requests and REFUSE to acknowledge them.
Lmao onion predicted bored apes.
This aged soooooooo well
This one hit waaaayyy too close to home lol
"The only excuse for not knowing every details of your child's life is having a life of your own."
ROFL
Fun inflatable ape draws investors to wallstreet! The onion predicted GME
A lot of parents of full grown adults are probably like this..... Unfortunately I could see my parents doing this to me and my sister..... Good on the Onion for calling out this bullshit in a funny way!
"can't wait for the wkend! 2 visit my mom!"
Girls like that like to have fun 🤣
One of my favorite Onion videos ever ahahaha.
The better ones are the news segments they do.
Omg 14 years ago your name was Duncan. I did not expect to see you in the comment section.
"Fun, inflatable ape draws investors back to Wall Street."
It's not an exact prediction but is close enough to say that The Onion predicted NFTs
Jim fucking demolished her in one line
"we're going to interview a war widow in 3D. "
EPIC
ah dude! porno fucked up my computr!
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child is having a life of your own." Lol'ed at that one
"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life of your own."
Ah, The Onion is so full of wisdom.
Unexpectedly, this one is one of my absolute favorites of the Onion's. I am in tears at the mother's attempts to blend in with the natives. Day 52...
“Thank you so much for being with us again”
“Ok”
Funniest part was saying you just needed to swear and use bad grammar.
This was so funny! My son was the one to get me on Facebook to begin with and while I do love the picture sharing capabilities, it sure can be an eye-popping experience! I try to stick to what they send my way...it's easier on me!
*laughs in college student stuck at home for COVID*
Im still waiting on the edition of Today Now where they tell us how to tell someone the bathroom is being used without feeling weird
We watched this in my AP Lit class to demonstrate Gertrude's role in Hamlet.
STOP IT MOM! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
Look at that laptop. Amazing how far we came in a short time
Now I get why the biggest social media for teens/young adults keep changing every decade or so... parents can't keep up on the new app they never used when they were younger. Good to know tiktok will become old-fashioned around 2030 then
I paused the video a few times to read the posts...the people that come up with this content are hilarious
"Girls Like That Like To Have Fun"
I'm not muslim.... but when he said Emom I thought he said Imam lmao
My mother has mental health issues that sometimes go untreated. My eldest sister did a great job filling in for her while she was sick.
One day, while my mom was medicated, she told me "I love the way your sister takes care of you guys while I'm away. But when I'm medicated, I'm mom. It's easy to use Sarah's motherly instincts to freak her out so she'll leave to go see her boyfriend while I make up lost time being a mom"
ah dude!! porno fucked up my computr! LMAO
Seriously, the best part is the things she posts and the responses. The tweet about checking his tire pressure. And then threatening to kill that girl
Not my parents but LITERALLY how my extended family sees Facebook... XD
omg scary
found ya
found ya
Man !!! 11 years apart
An ancient comment!
@@calvinscarvings.66 I have no recollection of commenting that haha
Why does onion news always turn on captions? Is that me or for everyone?
yeah i get that too its weird
Something wrong with you two
Probably brown skin?
0:07 *Cue laughter*
She’d be better off using that Twitter account to send Jeff messages like “dude. Hv u seen da new Durex comercial? Was awesome!”
dont let my mom see this she would love this
Onion stories seem to be getting more and more true...
It's definitely a serious issue that parents are using those sites to stalk their children, even when they're not children anymore. I've even heard schools and news networks ENCOURAGING parents to use those sites for that purpose.
But still, nice one, Onion.
2:07 Pause it, read.....
the first time i saw this a couple years ago i thought it was fake
crazylilbuddy huh?
Aaaannndd this is why I almost never post anything anywhere
I found you 👀
@@marshallmcluhan33 oh god
The term e-mom would ring differently today
This is totally my mom. Lol
One of the few that feel 100% true!
What's scary is I can almost promise you all that some mom out there is actually taking up this advice. :D
this is just so well done I keep coming back to it
I did my current events for my class assignment on this, my favorite news source.
I am so glad my parents think that facebook is too stupid to bother making an account. I avoid adding strangers as friends just in case
"Girls like that like to have fun" I wish I didn't laugh that hard at that in this doctor's office waiting room
And now it’s Insta and snap
How did they get my mom on the show?
Free wine 🍷
jenny's giving me a blazing rager
Many people here fail to see the second layer to this video.
If people kept more in touch with their parents they wouldn’t have to do desperate attempts to stay in touch that way.
Imagine loving a child and taking good care of it for 16 or 17 years and then from one to another moment you don’t hear anything anymore. That’s hard and also wrong. You don’t need to be a parent to understand that.
That’s life, young animals don’t care for their parents once they leave the nest. Parents are there for their children, but it’s not the other way around. Parents should be prepared for this. They come back when they need you to take care of your grandchildren.
MOM,stop posting these weirdly specific comments about our relationship. That's so cringe.
@@AlexssandroMeneses that's right leave us alone. Cringe is not something you want to binge like in the Union. Imo greatest responds. I might use it.
Why can't this be the official news source?
Lol, it is
hahahahaha this is gold
the fact that it's a standard custom for college students to return to their parents' home during vacation always scared the hell out of me. it's as if you're forced to either marry and have kids or being stuck to your family of origin
The tweets are what did it for me
Boomers.
BUT YOU DO HAVE A RUclips ACCOUNT. HI HONEY!
SMALL QUESTION: WHERE IS CAPS LOCK KEY?
hey is this fake?
GET YOUR GLASSES READY BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA INTERVIEW A WAR WIDOW IN 3D
This video was made 10 years ahead of its time
quite surprised at how long it took me to realise that this was a satire. I must just be de-sensitised to bullshit american TV.
Like if you paused the video to read all the Facebook comments and tweets... xD
it's a joke. Christ
Her son probably has worst life of us all. My condolences.
"All you have to do is spell lots of things wrong, and swear a lot!"
I deleted my Facebook a few years ago. them gays kept sending me friend requests I can let the ladies from my church see gays on my Facebook page. we need to pray for this country
+Hoe Beaux Jeaux lol
Hoe Beaux Jeaux From the look of your profile photo, no straight man who is drunk would add a cow to their freinds list.
Real shit
@@jjlatinopedia If you think his pfp is real you probably believe the onion is real too.
"SHIT! almost forgot my dAd's Bday tday, Anyone else gto yr dad's bday comeing up?"
ngl incredibly accurate Karen