Someone enjoying a cool story: I kind of expected Caillou to show up in Avatar lol Morons on the internet: Avatar is fiction you idiot! The movie is fake! What a fucking brainless dude hahaha we got him guys, he totally thought Avatar was like a documentary or something! Yeah, no.
"He was like, we got to put you under we're going to get in trouble" "Dude needs to get some balls" - "Yeah I don't know what that guy, his deal was. Sorry J"
LOL I actually didn't spot that the first time around, I read it in your comment, went back to check, and spat food all over the desk, even though I'd read the joke seconds before.
Wait is that the kid with the baby brother Aaron? I always wondered if any of the kids from these onion videos were ever in anything else, some of them are amazing.
people in the comments ask if it's fake but dont notice the asteroid countdown, or the "seeing shark approach was the shit" headline. this my friends, is the onion news network
@@samshaw7087 okay... yes. lot's of people did. facebook and youtube onion clips are jam packed with these people. i read the comments with my own eyes. why would i make a comment about it if i didn't see the comments in the first place? you a short bus enthusiast?
Chase Hildebrand ppl who think this is real obviously got buried . Plus you made your comment 3 years ago when a lot more people thought this was real .
I once had a conversation with an x-ray technician where we both agreed with me that the deep puncture wound in the bottom of my foot he was checking for glass shards was pretty gnarly. It actually made me feel a lot more comfortable and empathized with.
Thanks for the warning I was just about to still down. Sometimes I prefer watching the videos that are obvious and strange instead of the clever ones just because of dumb comments.
Literally nobody is saying it's fake, instead everyone's complaining about how everyone else is saying it's fake. There aren't many idiots out there that think this is fake. But there are plenty that think that the comment section is full of idiots when they're the true idiots.
It’s because the comments that think it’s fake don’t get much likes, which is why they stay at the bottom on the comment section. Common sense. There are actually quite a lot of comments that don’t get this is a joke.
RIP Jerrod Gilchrist 2000-2014, he tried to get another shark to bite off his other leg after he lost his leg in a cool and sick way, the shark tore up his whole entire body also in a cool and sick way. Ride with the fishes my man.
I knew this kid who was unlucky enough to have been in two separate shark attacks, identical to this kid and BOTH at the same beach. The boys parents wanted to sue the coastguard but we're advised he didn't have a leg to stand on.
The idea of a doctor freaking out saying "were gonna get in trouble if we dont put him under" is hysterical. I can see him roaming the operating room like he smoked too much weed and his boys are all trying to tell him to chill and it'll be cool yo.
he said he saw his leg floating in the water yet it was only in the hospital when they amputated it? is almost like these aren't real. onion needs to listen more carfully next time
I knew a kid at camp once that actually had the back muscle of his leg bitten off and he was just flexing about how cool it was to us. I love people, they're great
It took me a while to realize that the doctor was Matt Servitto. Only after he said, "Yeah, I don't know whay that guy's deal was. Sorry, Jay," did I notice...
the fact that the doctor had the same personality type as the kid made everything 200% better
@Cat wearing shades we're*
n't*
Nigga*
Ofcourse he did. He's a professional. Not like that loser with the anesthesia.
@@stansman5461 what a freakin nerd
I was expecting a “Jared, what if we told you that shark was in the studio backstage right now?”
Omg that's gold
He would’ve been like “yo, shark bite my other leg.
HAHAHA
Ellen u shouldn’t have😍
Copycat
On april fools this channel should post real news stories
ARRR
Yes.
That is ge ni us
Lets see
Utati Wentworth lmao ah ah ah 😂
I so thought that instead of getting him a prostethic leg, they were going to bring in the shark which took his leg.
MannequinStep Gnarly
MannequinStep it's fake dumbfuck
Its fake u dumbfuck
Midou Magicove they know
Someone enjoying a cool story: I kind of expected Caillou to show up in Avatar lol
Morons on the internet: Avatar is fiction you idiot! The movie is fake! What a fucking brainless dude hahaha we got him guys, he totally thought Avatar was like a documentary or something!
Yeah, no.
When I was a kid, I only got my arm chewed up by a dog and they didn't even amputate. Some kids have all the luck.
Warren Smith this video is a joke dude
@@lucassyphers9575 that comment was a joke. You're an idiot
@@lucassyphers9575 r/woooosh
@@lucassyphers9575 woooosh
It's time for a fucking crusade. I get it now fuck
"im like watch your hands pervs"
aredee kayve as I read this comment he said that exact thing 😂😂
Ibby Z me too lol
Hahaha I thought he said “I’m like wash your hands first”
Hahaa
Uncle still touched anyways
"Well you know, you're never fully prepared for an injury this freaking cool."
I want a real doctor to say that!
Kid was attacked surfing in Florida, treated at the hospital by a Doctor in Los Angeles. Lol.
Right lol
If they brought him to a hospital in Florida, the doctor would've amputated his other leg to make them even
@@themoike_prod OCDocter
They had to search the nation for a rad as hell doctor qualified to deal with injuries at this level of tubularity
Getting treated by a floridaman surgeon? Pass
I like how Jared and the doctor are just bro’s.
"He was like, we got to put you under we're going to get in trouble" "Dude needs to get some balls" - "Yeah I don't know what that guy, his deal was. Sorry J"
Well doctor how do you deal with this.
Well you are never prepared for dealing with an incident this freaking cool.
"Wow that is NASTY"
*Cuts to doctor*
"That is NICE!"
I'm just scorling through the commets, and at the same time I saw this, I heard the same thing
I read it as it happened
Wasnt he in a movie or show? He looks really familiar. Anybody know his name?
I figured it out. Its actor Matt Servitto from The Sapranos
Anybody else notice the countdown to the asteroid hitting Earth?
Where
I did
0:50
I was wondering what that was for.
The Cat Man I did I was like wtf
For a hot second, I thought the shark was calling in to the news station to give his side of the story.
me too
"He tried to punch my nose, I just tried defending myself"
Hello there once again!
General Kenobi!
@@Sifter2K "he also tried to ride my fin... like what a retard."
"That is niice". Lol
10/10 delivery.
Dude nailed that line
I read that while he said it! Lmao nice!
@@thebigcheese606 That is nice
1. I mean, it is.
2. I read this before that part, and it still got me. He nailed that line.
"It's hysterical to freak out the nurses with gnarly shit like this."
*Shark's Mouth Was Wide Open Like "ARRRRRR" During Attack*
LOL
I actually didn't spot that the first time around, I read it in your comment, went back to check, and spat food all over the desk, even though I'd read the joke seconds before.
This guy has such an amazing life first his brother gets kidnapped then his leg gets eaten by an awsome shark
It’s the same kid?!
Wait is that the kid with the baby brother Aaron? I always wondered if any of the kids from these onion videos were ever in anything else, some of them are amazing.
No, that was different boy/actor. But sketch awesome: he's stupid, he can't even read.
No, that was Denny
If only MY brother was kidnapped. Hate that piece of sh!t
Dude that's sick. I hope if I lose a leg or an arm it's from like a tiger or something. That'd be pretty fuckin wicked.
Hey, never say never, don’t use if, say WHEN I lose an arm or leg, there you go buddy, helping look out for ya
I have seen your future. You lose leg due to diabetes. Sorry K.
@@rachitajitsaria1254 is it that gnarly type 1 or just some lame type 2 stuff
@@nm-cp4ck type 2, sorry bro😞
Watch the tiger king
He grew up to be Florida Man
*The* Florida Man
*The Florida* Man
*The Florida Man*
The Florida *Man*
“You’re never prepared for an injury this freakin cool”
It was the shark who has PTSD.
Whoever does the casting for these is doing a great job. The actors playing the interviewees on all these videos are so believable.
I felt like a bad ass! Best line ever!
people in the comments ask if it's fake but dont notice the asteroid countdown, or the "seeing shark approach was the shit" headline. this my friends, is the onion news network
Chase Hildebrand nobody asked if it was fake
@@samshaw7087 okay... yes. lot's of people did. facebook and youtube onion clips are jam packed with these people. i read the comments with my own eyes. why would i make a comment about it if i didn't see the comments in the first place? you a short bus enthusiast?
Chase Hildebrand ppl who think this is real obviously got buried . Plus you made your comment 3 years ago when a lot more people thought this was real .
Sam Shaw yep nobody. No one at all. Definitely NOT me
Agent Harris from “The Sopranos” is doing well for himself.
@@andrewbecker9062 which episode?
Is that actually him
THATS who it is! This was killing me.
And Brock Lotus from Banshee
I knew I knew him from somewhere
“What was going through your mind when you first realized you were there with a shark all alone in open water?” “I felt like a total badass”
I once had a conversation with an x-ray technician where we both agreed with me that the deep puncture wound in the bottom of my foot he was checking for glass shards was pretty gnarly. It actually made me feel a lot more comfortable and empathized with.
A snake once bit jay, and three days later, after excruciating pain, the snake died.
I love how the doctor agrees with the little kid
I watch these segments every morning. It’s like living in an alternate universe.
-"I can only imagine how excited that kid will be to see the asteroid hit the earth"
Poor kid - it must have been a serious bite. It even caused the whole of the severed leg to permanently swell up to the size of a folded knee.
If Oscars were handed our tor this level of uncannily brilliant acting, I'd watch them. That kid is a genius. Jim and Tracy are iconic.
I was expecting the surgeon to reply 'it was awesome' when they asked him about the state of the kid's leg when he was sent to the hospital.
Lol totally.
same
He's so brave! Hope it doesn't take too long to grow back.
😅😅hahaha
"You know, you're never prepared for an injury this freaking cool"
LOL
0:48 is it 21 minutes away from the earth being destroyed?
It was in 2012 so people thought the end of the world
🦠
@@rustyshackleford172 you are fat and have alot of caloried
Reyansh Acharya Nani?
@@rustyshackleford172 shit you up to be
The Doctor is my favourite character in this.
I like how a meteor is casually headed for earth while this happens
Whole comment section never watched an onion video
Thanks for the warning I was just about to still down. Sometimes I prefer watching the videos that are obvious and strange instead of the clever ones just because of dumb comments.
Pretending like the Onion is genuine legitimate fake news is part of the joke.
It is you, whom never watch an Onion video before.
(that would mean you yourself didn't watch the video)
whole comment section thinks whole comment section never watched an onion video.
Frankie Oh NOBODY THINKS ITS REAL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
I thought they would give him a prosthesis designed like a shark eating his leg 😐
That would be SO COOL!
Literally nobody is saying it's fake, instead everyone's complaining about how everyone else is saying it's fake. There aren't many idiots out there that think this is fake. But there are plenty that think that the comment section is full of idiots when they're the true idiots.
Ocelot Does Stuff :P
Dude, I dont know which comment section youre looking at, but I see tons of comments with morons not realizing its fake.
This is meta, almost like another outer layer to an ONION. How fitting.
I keep scrolling and all I can see is "Pssh, you losers thought this was real? What idiots."
Uh?
It’s because the comments that think it’s fake don’t get much likes, which is why they stay at the bottom on the comment section.
Common sense.
There are actually quite a lot of comments that don’t get this is a joke.
He clearly said the shark bit his leg off and he "saw his leg floating in the water", so what exactly did they amputate???
@@Laeli218 No. You don't seem to understand how "r/woooosh" works.
@@Laeli218 wrong woosh idiot
Anonymoos you are what you eat
Probably had to amputate what remained it was so mangled and gnarly cool.
when your name is kyle
Not a single person is saying it’s fake. However, there are plenty of people laughing at supposed people complaining that it’s fake.
Hi
Hey, Tijmen
Hello
*T H A T I S N I C E*
It’s rare that anything on RUclips makes me actually laugh out loud.
The Onion’s videos do it for me, though.
RIP Jerrod Gilchrist 2000-2014, he tried to get another shark to bite off his other leg after he lost his leg in a cool and sick way, the shark tore up his whole entire body also in a cool and sick way. Ride with the fishes my man.
Seeing Agent Harris from The Sopranos in this skit really threw my brain for a loop.
I love this doctor, dude is awesome.
"It was nuts."
- Dr. Cattey
"That is NICE!"
"You're never prepared for an injury this freaking cool." Man, that is so great.
Jared’s the ultimate Chad.
so you are telling me you wouldnt react like this if some badass shit like this happened to you?
"you know what they say...If you punch a shark in the nose, it will go away."
For all people browsing the newest comments to find someone who believed this:
Hey, Is this real?
thanks
The kid has no idea how serious this could have been; he should be grateful for the life he has. Incredibly unprofessional journalism.
I knew this kid who was unlucky enough to have been in two separate shark attacks, identical to this kid and BOTH at the same beach. The boys parents wanted to sue the coastguard but we're advised he didn't have a leg to stand on.
:
"watch your hayands pervs!"
hands*
“It’s hysterical to freak out the nurses with gnarly shit like this”
The casualty with which this line was delivered ended me
That doctor definitely nailed it 😂
Incidentally, if you do find yourself grappling a shark, punch it in the eye, not the nose.
Thanks👍👊🦈
The idea of a doctor freaking out saying "were gonna get in trouble if we dont put him under" is hysterical. I can see him roaming the operating room like he smoked too much weed and his boys are all trying to tell him to chill and it'll be cool yo.
he said he saw his leg floating in the water yet it was only in the hospital when they amputated it? is almost like these aren't real. onion needs to listen more carfully next time
yeah the onion is so stupid
No, the leg was already cut off but they had to amputate the part where it was cut off too
Tis just a flesh wound
🤣🤣🤣 "I was just like watch your heads pervs".
The bottom text is so underrated - ‘Shark’s Mouth Was Wide Open Like “Arrrrrr” During Attack’
1:15 Doctor is actor Matt Servitto, who also played Satan on Adult Swims "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell"
God! Child acteurs on this show are really talented.
“So I could ride it around”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People touching him to get him in an ambulance because his leg was chopped off
Him: “watch your hands purvs”
2:20 th dude's face and the way he say "THAT IS NICE"
I aspire to have the attitude of this young gentleman
Do people not know its fake?
Frosted / Yes. Honestly, this is just American humor. Just enjoy it and have a good laugh or two. 😊
Yes because the setup looks real so stop judging people by their cover
Frosted / I do
Frosted / ikr😁😁
I noticed straight away
Hey, you hear about the guy who got his left arm and leg bit off by a shark?
Don't worry, I hear he's *all right* now.
The comments from people thinking this is real, are much funnier than the skit.
"Yeah I don't know what that guy was- his deal was sorry J."
The seriousness with which these guys commit to their acting is beyond me
Seems like he was over stoked
"WOW this is nasty"😂😂😂😂
All of comments are people telling other people it’s fake when we already know
literally 2 comments below you there is a guy who thinks it is real lol
I see Agent Harris had to go into witness protection.
1:55 “That dude needs to grow some balls!” The funniest part of this video 😂
Where do they find kids that can act?
Shoulda sued the people on the beach for sexual assault
Dr. Cattey is also FBI Agent Dwight Harris from The Sopranos!
FINALLY someone notices....
To be honest once you get accustomed to living without a limb you’re an incredibly interesting person after this.
You can hop around like some bad-as-hell pirate!
Watch your hands purve
The true cool thing is how they get child "actors" that are this good at "acting"
“Watch your hands pervs” man I’m dead
I knew a kid at camp once that actually had the back muscle of his leg bitten off and he was just flexing about how cool it was to us. I love people, they're great
It took me a while to realize that the doctor was Matt Servitto. Only after he said, "Yeah, I don't know whay that guy's deal was. Sorry, Jay," did I notice...
A true American hero
*WATCH YOUR HANDS PERVES*
I didnt see this was the onion and i was like "why is he so happy about losing his leg?" im stupid
As soon as I heard "Yeah this is tight" I knew this was The Onion
The 532 dislikers were not impressed by this COOL SHARK ATTACK!
" Seeing shark approach was 'The Shit' "
When I was a kid I saw this and I was horrified but very confused at the same time... now I realize it's The Onion